1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:05,337 [ Man ] Okay, so just to clarify for the parole board once again, 2 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,272 you are claiming that your father threatened... 3 00:00:07,274 --> 00:00:12,478 to, quote, "Eat the living shit out of you." 4 00:00:13,613 --> 00:00:16,782 [ Microphone Squeals ] Uh, that is correct. 5 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:19,251 And, Mr. Kelly, in your sworn statement to police, 6 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:24,056 you've claimed that the prisoner told you that if you didn't, and I quote, 7 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:27,126 "Jam a bunch of stuff into your butt, 8 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:31,797 he was going to rape you so hard the room would stink." 9 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:36,468 And he was going to, quote, 10 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:41,440 "Eat your butt and his son's butt in the stink... 11 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:45,344 "until his stomach was full of... 12 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:47,579 your butts." 13 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:48,647 Is this correct? 14 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:51,450 [ Microphone Squeals ] That is also correct. Oh, man, I'm sorry. 15 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:55,387 Warden, they're lying. I do not wanna hurt them. 16 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:59,825 In fact, I wanna get as far away from those two... 17 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:01,160 as I possibly can. 18 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:03,462 [ Together ] Objection! That's an objection, Your Honor! He's lying. 19 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:07,599 Hey! hey, hey, hey, hey! Move to strike! Move to strike that! 20 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,535 Quiet! Sit down! Sit down! 21 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:11,703 Sit down. Get your hands off the microphone! 22 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:14,239 Well-- Just leave it in the middle of the two of you. 23 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,240 Leave it alone! He said in the middle. 24 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:18,577 Take your hands off the mike! Leave it alone. That's not the middle. 25 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,312 Leave it there. 26 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,680 [ Clears Throat ] Yes. 27 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:27,619 A few weeks ago, they came to apologize for getting me arrested. 28 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:29,588 I did not accept their apology. 29 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,823 That never happened! He threatened-- 30 00:01:30,825 --> 00:01:32,858 Shut up! Charlie, shut up! Quiet! Quiet! 31 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:34,827 Quiet at the hearing! 32 00:01:34,829 --> 00:01:36,228 [ Clicks ] [ Mac ] Oh, yeah, Dad? 33 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:41,333 Not gonna accept our apology? Okay, fine. Plan "B," bitch. We're gonna bury you. 34 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:44,369 [ Charlie ] Yeah, Mr. Mac. I'm gonna tell those parole board dickheads... 35 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:47,506 that you said you were gonna rape my butt until the room stinks. 36 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:51,610 And then you're gonna eat my butt until your stomach's full of butt, 37 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,313 full of my butt and full of Mac's butt. 38 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:56,348 [ Mac ] You're not gonna say it exactly like that-- 39 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:57,749 [ Charlie ] I'm gonna say something like that. 40 00:01:57,751 --> 00:02:01,153 All the butt business is really gonna sell it. [ Clicks ] 41 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:40,526 Charlie, I'm telling you running away is not the answer. 42 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:43,562 We're gonna need supplies on the road. So just calm down. 43 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:44,963 Help me throw some stuff into the stick and bindle. 44 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:47,566 Dude, no matter where we go, my dad will find us. 45 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,334 And while I admit it would be awesome... 46 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,770 to be hoboes drifting from town to town solving mysteries, 47 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,438 I think we need to find a real solution. 48 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,275 Oh, my God! How do hoboes fit all their stuff into a bandana? 49 00:02:56,277 --> 00:03:00,312 It doesn't make sense, man! We're gonna need like a towel or a tablecloth or something! 50 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:02,948 It's not gonna look cool! We're gonna look like assholes running around. 51 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:06,585 Wait a second, dude. That's it. I got it. Forget the bindle. 52 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:09,354 The only way that my dad is not going to kill us... 53 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,822 is if he thinks we're already dead. 54 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:13,358 Great. I was hoping you'd say that. Let's kill ourselves. 55 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,860 No. You didn't let me finish. It's no problem, dude. 56 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:18,864 I'm totally on board, okay? I'm gonna grab a knife, jab it into your neck, 57 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,300 yank it out, then your blood's gonna start going everywhere. 58 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:22,401 Listen-- You'll die in five or 10 minutes. 59 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:25,737 And then depending on how horrific that looks, I'll probably do it myself too. 60 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:27,839 Listen. I was gonna say we fake our own death. 61 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:30,475 Yeah? Uh-huh? He thinks we're dead and leaves us alone. 62 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:33,312 Yeah. Either way works. Let's just pick one before he gets here! 63 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:36,748 Let's pick the second one where we don't actually die. We'll pick the second one. 64 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,551 Calm down! We'll pick the second one. Now, let's think. 65 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,687 We gotta do it in some way that's convincing. Right. 66 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:44,323 If we were gonna kill ourselves, it'd be awesome, right? 67 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:47,960 Yeah. Yeah. If we were gonna kill ourselves, it would be with class, right? 68 00:03:47,962 --> 00:03:49,861 Because-- Of course it would be with class. 69 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,630 What do you think, I'm not gonna die with class? 70 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:54,600 Maybe some type of explosion? Of course an explosion! I'm not gonna explode? 71 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:57,869 Okay, great. Charlie, it would be some kind of blaze-of-glory thing. 72 00:03:57,871 --> 00:04:00,439 Of course it's gonna be a blaze of glory. Because we-- 73 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:02,841 I'm going down right now, bro. Hold on a second. 74 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:05,544 What's up? Okay, all right. So-- 75 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,346 Did I miss something? You're not getting this. 76 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,014 I'll walk you through the steps as we go. 77 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:12,017 First step, do not douse yourself with lighter fluid. 78 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:16,722 [ Dee ] Whoa. What is that? [ Frank ] I don't know. 79 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:18,690 You think it's for watching somebody poop? 80 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:21,460 You think there's some perv coming in here to watch me make? 81 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,362 What are you doing in here? I got to go to the bathroom. 82 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:27,366 There's a hole in the wall. We're just trying to figure out what it is. 83 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:30,802 Well, well, well, Deandra. 84 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:33,605 Would you look at that. 85 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:34,873 [ Chuckles ] Frank, Dee, 86 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:39,711 what you two have discovered today is what is most commonly referred to... 87 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,747 as a glory hole. 88 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:42,648 A glory hole? 89 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:47,419 A secret portal created as a passageway for one to safely insert one's penis. 90 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:50,022 I'm sorry. A hole to stick your dick in? Yes, Dee. 91 00:04:50,024 --> 00:04:52,057 The partition acts as a physical barrier, 92 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:55,894 thus ensuring anonymity throughout the spontaneous act of copulation... 93 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:59,798 or fellatio or, at the very least, a hand job. 94 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:03,368 What? Why? Why would you wanna have sex with someone you can't see? 95 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:06,071 Well, Dee, I think the real question is, 96 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:08,840 why wouldn't you wanna have sex with someone you can't see? 97 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:12,144 It's very European. You see, Europe leads the way in sexual exploration. 98 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:16,114 And, quite frankly, I think it's time we caught up. 99 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:17,749 This... sounds hot. 100 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:20,852 - I'm gonna go get some duct tape. - Whoa! Hold on a second, Frank. 101 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,788 Before you go sticking anything through that hole, 102 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:25,724 you might wanna consider that on the other side of this wall, 103 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:28,427 more often than not, there's a dude. 104 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,696 But you can't see through the wall. 105 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:31,997 So how do you know it's not a girl? 106 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:36,668 I mean, I can just picture a girl, and then... it's good. [ Chuckles ] 107 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,571 Right. Well, some might find that method effective, 108 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:42,541 but it's a dangerous game you're playing, Frank. 109 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:46,144 Supposing the other guy is picturing a girl also? 110 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:49,481 How is he gonna do that with a dick in his mouth? 111 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:52,951 I don't know. That's his problem. 112 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,886 We're filling it in. 113 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,121 Okay, buddy, you ready? 114 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:58,957 [ Muffled ] Are you sure we have to do this? Yes, we have to do this. 115 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:02,594 If the cops are gonna identify the bodies, we need to leave dental records behind. 116 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,830 So we leave a couple of teeth. Bing-bang-boom! 117 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:06,598 I know. I feel like it's gonna hurt. 118 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:10,035 Yeah, it's gonna hurt like a bitch. Okay, ready? Uh-huh. 119 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,703 One, two-- Wait. Uh-oh. 120 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:15,440 That just kind of came out on its own. Yeah, that slipped right out. 121 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:17,476 I barely pulled that. Whoa. 122 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,478 [ Gasps ] What? 123 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:20,312 Damn, dude. That's another. 124 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:23,148 You should really brush your teeth more because that is not normal. 125 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:25,684 [ Yelps ] Oh! Charlie, stop pulling your teeth out like that. 126 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,719 They're just coming right out. You're freaking me out. 127 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,055 They, like, slip right out. It's really freaking me out. 128 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,656 - [ Knocking ] - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit. 129 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:33,525 You think it's my dad? Shh. Of course it's your dad, dude. 130 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:36,895 [ Dee ] Charlie, open up. We got a dick hole in the bar. Come fill it in. 131 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:41,133 [ Sighs ] I got to go fill her dick hole. No, no. We don't have time. 132 00:06:41,135 --> 00:06:44,536 Okay. Audible. Grab the camera. Is Dee's car outside? 133 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:45,837 Uh-- Yes. Okay, great. 134 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,073 We'll steal it. We'll use it as a part of blaze of glory. 135 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,609 [ Yelps ] Now you got to stop. You really got to stop. 136 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:53,945 Just give me all the teeth. I got them in my pocket. 137 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,615 Okay. Shh. 138 00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:58,550 Hey! What the-- [ Thud ] 139 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:00,852 Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go. 140 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:03,088 [ Yells ] 141 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,524 Why would you do that? [ Dee ] Open the door! 142 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:07,926 I don't know. It's all happening so fast. You could've just opened it. 143 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,762 That's true. I'll fire you through that window. 144 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,864 Grab the-- No! [ Shatters ] 145 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:15,901 Just go. Let's go. Grab the camera. 146 00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:23,909 - [ Rustling ] - Okay. 147 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:24,543 So-- Yes? 148 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:27,679 The videotape is done. My teeth are scattered throughout the car. 149 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:31,082 And the will is in place. Okay. Great. Toss it out the window. 150 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:34,019 They'll think we did it at the last minute. Okay. Got it. 151 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:35,220 Yeah. What's next? 152 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:39,224 I'm gonna gun this car as fast as it goes directly into that wall. 153 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:40,592 Mm-hmm. Judging by the distance, 154 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:43,895 I can get her up to about 60, 70 miles an hour. Oh, definitely. Definitely. 155 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:47,599 At the last possible second-- I'm thinking maybe three feet from the wall-- 156 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:51,670 we jump out to safety, the car explodes in a hot ball of fury, 157 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:55,640 and we're dead to the world. Okeydokey. Good luck with that. 158 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,709 Wait. Where you going, dude? 159 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,578 Well, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna watch you do it. 160 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:02,080 No. We need to do it together. I'm not really doing anything. 161 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,182 Yes, you are, Charlie. You're here for moral support. 162 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,151 But if no one's actually seeing us jump out of the car-- 163 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,587 We're gonna kill ourselves together. I wouldn't want you-- 164 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,589 Get out. Get out. Get out. I'll do it myself. 165 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,991 The whole thing's gonna be better without me anyway, Mac. 166 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:16,294 It's gonna be great without me. All right, buddy, good luck. 167 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,763 Pussy. 168 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:21,233 [ Engine Revving ] 169 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:27,272 [ Screaming ] 170 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:31,009 Mac! Holy shit, bro! Are you all right? Yeah. 171 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,345 Why didn't you jump out? Holy shit! I'm okay. 172 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:35,280 Dude! Oh, my God! I was going too fast. 173 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:38,083 The car didn't catch fire though. I was going too fast. 174 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,985 Oh, my God. Let's get out of here. 175 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,586 We're gonna have to burn the car. Let's do it. 176 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:43,021 We'll have to get some gasoline. All right. 177 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:47,792 Holy shit! [ Laughing ] Whoo! 178 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:54,099 Pawn shop, dude? We're not gonna find something to burn the car at a pawn shop. 179 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:57,002 Are you kidding me? You can find amazing things in pawn shops. 180 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:59,070 [ Mac ] What about a gas station, dude? 181 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,872 You can buy some gasoline to burn the car. 182 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,474 But we've been talking about this the whole walk over. 183 00:09:02,476 --> 00:09:04,809 You can't go to a gas station. There's too many cameras. 184 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:07,679 Bro, I say something, and then you, like, forget it two seconds later. 185 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:11,650 What are you talking about? You sure you're all right? Your ear's bleeding a ton. 186 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,652 I'm fine. I feel like one million dollars. 187 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:16,421 Well, then focus, Mr. Million Dollars... 188 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,223 and let's find something to blow up a car. 189 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:24,029 Oh! Charlie, look at that wedding dress, dude. That's sad. 190 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:27,365 Okay, that is not gonna blow a car up, okay? 191 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,200 So can you focus? Okay. 192 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,902 Will you please find a way to focus. 193 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:36,107 Oh, shit, look at this, dude. Now we're talking. Damn, they sell guns here? 194 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,910 They sell everything here. That's what I'm trying to tell you. 195 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,979 Pawn shops are like international waters. 196 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:44,349 People come in and they just trade stuff. You know what I mean? 197 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,418 Anything goes here. We can get whatever we want. 198 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,587 Let's pick this bad boy up. Shit, that's awesome. All right, good. 199 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:52,991 You're sure we'll have enough money for this and the wedding dress, right? 200 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,093 That is a great gun. 201 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,596 We're not buying the wedding dress. 202 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,164 Yeah. We're buying the wedding dress. Are you crazy? 203 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,099 We can't just leave it here. We absolutely can leave it here. 204 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,102 It's not gonna help us in any way, shape or form. That's crazy. 205 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:07,038 That car wreck, it scrambled your circuits. You're losing your mind. 206 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,674 Will you just let me handle it? I got Dee's purse. 207 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,343 Okay. We got her credit cards in here. 208 00:10:11,345 --> 00:10:13,878 We have plenty of money. I know what I'm doing. Okay. 209 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,681 And stop talking about the wedding dress. All right. 210 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:18,750 Sir? Excuse me, sir. 211 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:24,289 Hi. Um, we are in desperate need of something that will destroy a car... 212 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:28,193 and, uh, annihilate any traces of a human being. 213 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:31,162 Let me see what I got. 214 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,864 All right, you see that? Yeah. 215 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:36,267 Your buddy here knows what he's doing every now and then. Okay? 216 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,670 Yeah. 217 00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:42,407 Okay. 218 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,743 Well, this is an interesting turn. 219 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:48,880 - Uh, I'm assuming this is a live grenade, yes? - Oh, yeah. 220 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,415 Well, then we'll take it. Yeah. 221 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,917 Was the wedding in Philadelphia? I don't care about the wedding. 222 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:57,122 Sir, do you have anything that might get my buddy's head straight? He's losing his mind. 223 00:10:57,124 --> 00:11:00,025 Got some poppers in the back. 224 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:03,061 All right. There we go. 225 00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,968 [ Exhales Sharply ] 226 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,772 All right, Luther, today's the day. 227 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,307 You got any plans for the outside? 228 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,209 [ Grunts ] 229 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,079 [ Breathing Heavily ] Yeah. 230 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,447 I got some plans. 231 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:25,950 [ Cell Door Opening ] I got some big plans. 232 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,423 Okay, I'm gonna throw this grenade into the car. 233 00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:33,858 The car will explode, and our problems will be solved. 234 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,761 In the meantime, I need you to do a popper. 235 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,697 Okay, I understand the plan. 236 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,098 Except for when we find the bride. 237 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,067 Don't even start, man. That's a very important part of my plan. 238 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:45,370 You've been talking crazy for way too long. Take a deep breath of this. 239 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,539 Inhale. [ Inhales ] 240 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,408 Oh! Yeah! There we go. 241 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,843 Grenade! Yeah! 242 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,845 Throw it in the car. Yeah. Let's do it. I'm back. 243 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,381 Let's not talk about a dress anymore. Here we go. No dress. 244 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,984 - Grenade. - Go! Move! Go, go, go, go! 245 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:03,288 Okay. [ Laughing ] This is gonna be awesome. 246 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,824 It's gonna be huge. [ Laughing ] 247 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:08,727 [ Horn Honks ] 248 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,231 That's it? Weird. 249 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,265 Yeah. That was totally lame. 250 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,967 That's what grenades do? It was a very old grenade. 251 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,470 What a gyp. I thought it was gonna be so much more awesome than that. 252 00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:21,806 The car's not even on fire. All right, plan "B." Gun. Gas tank. 253 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:25,443 I'm gonna fire it into it. The car's gonna go up. Now you're thinking. 254 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:28,113 Yeah? Ready? Go, baby. 255 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,982 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dude. - What happened? 256 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,451 You're gonna waste all the bullets. You got to get a lot closer. 257 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:36,121 Closer? No. You got to stay far away 'cause it's gonna blow up. 258 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:39,891 Chickenshit. I'll walk right up and shoot it. You can't walk right up to it. 259 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,893 It'll blow you to safety. How about this? 260 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:46,097 Popper. Put it to my nose. We'll walk up, and I'll just be firing as I go. 261 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,866 Well, that will at least help your focus. 262 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,001 Let's just-- That's at least the smart thing to do. 263 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,303 Here we go. Hold on. I'm stepping on this dress. 264 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:55,974 One, two-- [ Inhales ] Go. 265 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,477 Ah! Goddamn it, dude! No more bullets. 266 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,447 Grenades and bullets don't burn cars? All right, new plan. 267 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,016 The teeth, the envelope, the crash. I think it's enough. 268 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:08,553 You think that's enough? Maybe the cops will think we just-- I don't know. 269 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:09,921 Disintegrated? All right, fine. 270 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:13,158 We'll get Dee's credit card, buy some camping equipment. We'll go up to the roof. 271 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,560 There's my boy. He's making plans again. He's thinking. He's back. 272 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:19,063 He's also wearing a wedding dress though, and I'd like him to take it off. 273 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:22,934 Oh, yeah. This is no good. That's completely crazy, man. 274 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,506 This is it. 275 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:32,477 Uh, I'm starting to have second thoughts about this sex party thing, Frank. 276 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,446 Dennis, you're having second thoughts about the glory hole? 277 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,215 And now you're gonna be skittish about the sex party? 278 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:40,585 Don't-Don't-- You said you wanted to have anonymous sex. This is the place. 279 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:44,589 I do wanna have anonymous sex. I wanna have anonymous sex. I wanna have a sex party. 280 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:47,392 I want the glory hole. I want all those things. Here it is. 281 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,327 What I'm having a hard time believing though, Frank, 282 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:53,932 is that there is an elite secret sex society behind that door in this building. 283 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,033 I used to run with this crew. 284 00:13:55,035 --> 00:14:00,438 These people are the most powerful, influential, sexiest people in Philadelphia. 285 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,407 Then why are they having a goddamn orgy in a dump? 286 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:05,176 I thought this kind of thing went down in somebody's elegant mansion. 287 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,277 I was looking forward to that. 288 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:11,082 Nobody's gonna have an orgy in their mansion, all over their nice furniture. 289 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,217 That doesn't make sense. 290 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,053 No, it doesn't. That's a really good point. Let's do it. 291 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,388 Put your mask on, and don't embarrass me. 292 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,558 All right. Don't embarrass yourself. 293 00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:27,265 [ People Chattering ] 294 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,201 What is the password? 295 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:34,405 Or-gy. 296 00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:40,011 You may enter. 297 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:44,282 "Orgy"? Seriously? 298 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,390 What the hell is this place? 299 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,958 What did you bring me to? A buffet. 300 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,495 I can see that. But why is there a buffet at a goddamn orgy, Frank? 301 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,197 You don't wanna bang on an empty stomach, do you? 302 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:03,301 I don't wanna bang any of these people anyway. They're all paunchy and weird and old. 303 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,170 You can't tell under the masks. I can absolutely tell. 304 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:09,207 And why are our costumes so much more elaborate than everybody else's? 305 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,309 It's like they didn't put any effort into it. 306 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:14,379 Jesus Christ. That guy's not even wearing a mask. 307 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,947 [ Frank ] He's got the right idea. 308 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,982 This beak is interfering with my nosh. 309 00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:21,319 Don't take it off. Aw, Jesus. What are we doing here, man? 310 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,720 How is this even an orgy? Nobody's having sex. 311 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:27,158 What did you bring me to? You brought me-- It's like a half-nude buffet party. 312 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:31,329 It's not exactly what I thought either. But it's okay. There's a lot of food. 313 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:32,764 Frank, I think we can both agree. 314 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,499 This is not the kind of anonymous sex we're looking for, right? 315 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:39,470 You wanna go down by the bridge? What in God's name could possibly be down by the bridge? 316 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:42,340 I don't know. It could be cool. It could be cool? 317 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,609 Yeah. No, Frank, I don't wanna go down by the bridge. 318 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,011 I'm going back to the bar. I'm gonna go back to the glory hole. 319 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:50,114 That's something I feel like I can wrap my head around. This is ridiculous. 320 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,184 You think these are fresh shrimp or is it frozen shrimp? 321 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,752 I don't care! 322 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,688 What is this place? These are not-- 323 00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:59,357 Who are these-- It's like a bad acid trip in here. 324 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:02,060 I'm coming. I'm gonna come. 325 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:09,667 [ Frank ] Now, what if I just slip my foot over like this? 326 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:13,638 As if to say, "Hello. I'd like to have some anonymous sex, please." 327 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,974 [ Dennis ] All right, I'm into that. 328 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,343 Then I wait for the signal back. 329 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,244 If it's a lady's foot, I'm in the clear. 330 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:23,081 Frank, here's my problem with that. A man can wear a woman's shoe. 331 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:26,617 You can't rule out trickery. That's why we need the viewing slot. 332 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:30,088 This slot defeats the purpose. I could see your eyes. 333 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:33,491 - We might as well get married. - It's the safest way, Frank. 334 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,160 Dennis, if I was looking for safe, [ Door Opens, Closes ] 335 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,129 I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a wall. 336 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:41,065 You guys, get out here right now. You need to look at this. 337 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:44,235 Good news, Dee. We made the bathroom unisex. 338 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,404 Glory hole's up and running, baby. I don't care about that. 339 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:51,609 According to the Philadelphia Police Department, Mac and Charlie are dead. 340 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,313 And you got the camera on? Is it right? 341 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,748 Yeah. Is it good? Are we on? 342 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,617 Dennis and Frank, if you're watching this, then we're already dead. 343 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:03,654 Our lives were horrible-- horrible and sad. So we decided to end it all. 344 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,289 Not me actually. My life was pretty sweet. 345 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:08,159 But Charlie and I had a suicide pact, and I have to honor that... 346 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,094 because I am an honorable man. Wait a second. 347 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,629 I will die an honorable man. My life was sweet also-- 348 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:16,134 There's also a will enclosed, and you totally have to do all of that because that's a law. 349 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,669 Wait a second. My life was also honorable. You ready to do this? 350 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:22,306 Here we go. [ "Blaze of Glory" Blares ] 351 00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:28,112 I can't believe they're dead. 352 00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:31,215 I can't believe they didn't include me in their suicide pact. 353 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,351 What? Are you crazy? They're not dead. 354 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,420 They're definitely doing something stupid, but they're not dead. 355 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,656 You saw the tape, Dee. My best friends went out in a blaze of glory. 356 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,558 And they didn't even ask me to be part of it. 357 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,294 This is terrible! Are you buying this? That is ridiculous. 358 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,563 Dennis, they left us a list of demands. 359 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:49,100 What are you talking about? That's their last will and testament. 360 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:52,703 That is not demands. It says at the top, "List of Demands." 361 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:56,674 Whatever. It's their wishes, and we have to honor them. Oh, we do? 362 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,810 We have to honor them? Okay. Let's see, Frank. 363 00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:00,311 [ Clears Throat ] Charlie's number one: 364 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:04,916 "My ashes are to be made into a tea and to be dranken by every-wan in bar." 365 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:08,219 - Done. - Oh, damn it. Gross. Fine. What else? 366 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,754 Mac's number one: "In lieu of a body, 367 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:13,491 "which was most likely blown up in the most awesome way imaginable, 368 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:16,360 "I would like the duster to be burned and its ashes buried... 369 00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:17,895 in an unmarked grave somewhere by the river." 370 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:21,466 Well, that's crazy. I'm not gonna burn or bury the duster. No. 371 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:26,370 Yeah. We also both have to name our firstborn child Murphy because that was RoboCop's name. 372 00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,606 Goddamn it. Mac is dead, and he's still bossing me around. 373 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,442 Mac is not dead, Dennis. How can you be so cold? 374 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,178 - He blew up my car! - Not burning the duster. 375 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,781 You're still talking about a coat? Absolutely! 376 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,483 It's a piece of cloth-- That is an automobile. 377 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,785 [ Dee ] It's a piece of clothing! [ Frank ] They're people! 378 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,687 [ Dee ] They're alive! They're live people! 379 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,423 [ Arguing ] Jesus, man, they must be really broken up... 380 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:48,659 if we can hear them from up here. Like cryin' and whinin' and-- 381 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,329 Bitchin'. I'm excited about the hot dogs. 382 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:51,829 Oh, crap! What? 383 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:55,366 We should've got beans, dude. Hoboes are always eating beans. Damn. 384 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:59,470 We'll be fine without the beans, 'cause this is a perfect, perfect hiding spot. 385 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:03,374 This would be better with beans though. Leave it alone with the beans. 386 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,243 [ Glass Shatters ] [ Grunts ] 387 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:08,679 Yeah. No. Stop it. Don't do it. Oh, my God. 388 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,716 How? How is that possible? I don't know. 389 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,718 Just put it down. You think they're my baby teeth? 390 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,722 Put it with the other ones. [ Arguing Continues ] 391 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:22,193 You're not gonna be able to eat this hot dog. I'll suck it down. 392 00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:28,299 [ Luther's Voice ] I asked you to leave me be. 393 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:33,304 I asked you to let me live my life. 394 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,240 But you wouldn't go away. 395 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:39,810 You kept pushing and pushing... 396 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:45,349 until you forced me to do something drastic-- 397 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:51,756 something I was hoping I would never have to do. 398 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:35,666 [ Voices Speaking Backwards ]