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[ Man ]
Okay, so just to clarify
for the parole board once again,
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you are claiming
that your father threatened...
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to, quote,
"Eat the living shit
out of you."
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[ Microphone Squeals ]
Uh,
that is correct.
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And, Mr. Kelly, in your
sworn statement to police,
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you've claimed that
the prisoner told you
that if you didn't, and I quote,
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"Jam a bunch of stuff
into your butt,
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he was going
to rape you so hard
the room would stink."
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And he was going
to, quote,
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"Eat your butt
and his son's butt
in the stink...
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"until his stomach
was full of...
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your butts."
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Is this correct?
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[ Microphone Squeals ]
That is also correct.
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
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Warden, they're lying.
I do not wanna hurt them.
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In fact, I wanna get
as far away from those two...
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as I possibly can.
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[ Together ] Objection!
That's an objection,
Your Honor! He's lying.
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Hey! hey, hey, hey, hey!
Move to strike!
Move to strike that!
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Quiet! Sit down!
Sit down!
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Sit down.
Get your hands
off the microphone!
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Well--
Just leave it
in the middle of the two of you.
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Leave it alone!
He said in the middle.
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Take your hands off the mike!
Leave it alone.
That's not the middle.
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Leave it there.
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[ Clears Throat ]
Yes.
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A few weeks ago,
they came to apologize
for getting me arrested.
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I did not accept
their apology.
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That never happened!
He threatened--
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Shut up!
Charlie, shut up!
Quiet! Quiet!
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Quiet at the hearing!
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[ Clicks ]
[ Mac ]
Oh, yeah, Dad?
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Not gonna accept our apology?
Okay, fine. Plan "B," bitch.
We're gonna bury you.
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[ Charlie ] Yeah, Mr. Mac.
I'm gonna tell those
parole board dickheads...
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that you said you were
gonna rape my butt
until the room stinks.
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And then you're
gonna eat my butt until
your stomach's full of butt,
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full of my butt
and full of Mac's butt.
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[ Mac ] You're not gonna
say it exactly like that--
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[ Charlie ]
I'm gonna say
something like that.
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All the butt business
is really gonna sell it.
[ Clicks ]
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Charlie, I'm telling you
running away is not the answer.
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We're gonna need
supplies on the road.
So just calm down.
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Help me throw some stuff
into the stick and bindle.
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Dude, no matter where we go,
my dad will find us.
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And while I admit
it would be awesome...
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to be hoboes drifting from town
to town solving mysteries,
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I think we need
to find a real solution.
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Oh, my God!
How do hoboes fit all
their stuff into a bandana?
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It doesn't make sense, man!
We're gonna need like a towel
or a tablecloth or something!
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It's not gonna look cool!
We're gonna look like assholes
running around.
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Wait a second, dude.
That's it. I got it.
Forget the bindle.
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The only way that my dad
is not going to kill us...
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is if he thinks
we're already dead.
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Great. I was hoping
you'd say that.
Let's kill ourselves.
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No. You didn't let me finish.
It's no problem, dude.
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I'm totally on board, okay?
I'm gonna grab a knife,
jab it into your neck,
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yank it out,
then your blood's
gonna start going everywhere.
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Listen--
You'll die
in five or 10 minutes.
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And then depending on how
horrific that looks, I'll
probably do it myself too.
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Listen.
I was gonna say
we fake our own death.
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Yeah? Uh-huh?
He thinks we're dead
and leaves us alone.
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Yeah. Either way works.
Let's just pick one
before he gets here!
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Let's pick the second one
where we don't actually die.
We'll pick the second one.
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Calm down!
We'll pick the second one.
Now, let's think.
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We gotta do it in some way
that's convincing.
Right.
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If we were
gonna kill ourselves,
it'd be awesome, right?
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Yeah. Yeah.
If we were gonna kill ourselves,
it would be with class, right?
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Because--
Of course it
would be with class.
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What do you think,
I'm not gonna
die with class?
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Maybe some type of explosion?
Of course an explosion!
I'm not gonna explode?
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Okay, great.
Charlie, it would be some kind
of blaze-of-glory thing.
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Of course it's gonna
be a blaze of glory.
Because we--
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I'm going down
right now, bro.
Hold on a second.
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What's up?
Okay, all right. So--
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Did I miss something?
You're not getting this.
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I'll walk you through
the steps as we go.
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First step, do not douse
yourself with lighter fluid.
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[ Dee ]
Whoa. What is that?
[ Frank ] I don't know.
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You think it's
for watching somebody poop?
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You think there's
some perv coming in here
to watch me make?
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What are you doing in here?
I got to go to the bathroom.
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There's a hole in the wall.
We're just trying
to figure out what it is.
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Well, well, well, Deandra.
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Would you look at that.
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[ Chuckles ]
Frank, Dee,
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what you two have
discovered today is what is
most commonly referred to...
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as a glory hole.
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A glory hole?
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A secret portal created
as a passageway for one
to safely insert one's penis.
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I'm sorry. A hole
to stick your dick in?
Yes, Dee.
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The partition acts
as a physical barrier,
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thus ensuring anonymity
throughout the spontaneous
act of copulation...
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or fellatio or,
at the very least,
a hand job.
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What? Why?
Why would you wanna have sex
with someone you can't see?
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Well, Dee, I think
the real question is,
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why wouldn't
you wanna have sex
with someone you can't see?
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It's very European.
You see, Europe leads the way
in sexual exploration.
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And, quite frankly,
I think it's time
we caught up.
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This... sounds hot.
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- I'm gonna go get
some duct tape.
- Whoa! Hold on a second, Frank.
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Before you go sticking
anything through that hole,
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you might wanna consider
that on the other side
of this wall,
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more often than not,
there's a dude.
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But you can't see
through the wall.
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So how do you know
it's not a girl?
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I mean, I can just
picture a girl, and then...
it's good. [ Chuckles ]
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Right. Well,
some might find
that method effective,
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but it's a dangerous game
you're playing, Frank.
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Supposing the other guy
is picturing a girl also?
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How is he gonna do that
with a dick in his mouth?
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I don't know.
That's his problem.
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We're filling it in.
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Okay, buddy,
you ready?
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[ Muffled ] Are you sure
we have to do this?
Yes, we have to do this.
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If the cops are gonna
identify the bodies, we need
to leave dental records behind.
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So we leave a couple of teeth.
Bing-bang-boom!
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I know. I feel like
it's gonna hurt.
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Yeah, it's gonna hurt
like a bitch. Okay, ready?
Uh-huh.
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One, two-- Wait.
Uh-oh.
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That just kind
of came out on its own.
Yeah, that slipped right out.
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I barely pulled that.
Whoa.
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[ Gasps ]
What?
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Damn, dude.
That's another.
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You should really
brush your teeth more
because that is not normal.
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[ Yelps ]
Oh! Charlie, stop pulling
your teeth out like that.
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They're just
coming right out.
You're freaking me out.
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They, like,
slip right out.
It's really freaking me out.
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- [ Knocking ]
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, shit.
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You think it's my dad? Shh.
Of course
it's your dad, dude.
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[ Dee ] Charlie, open up.
We got a dick hole in the bar.
Come fill it in.
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[ Sighs ] I got
to go fill her dick hole.
No, no. We don't have time.
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Okay. Audible.
Grab the camera.
Is Dee's car outside?
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Uh-- Yes.
Okay, great.
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We'll steal it.
We'll use it
as a part of blaze of glory.
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[ Yelps ]
Now you got to stop.
You really got to stop.
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Just give me all the teeth.
I got them in my pocket.
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Okay.
Shh.
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Hey! What the--
[ Thud ]
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Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go.
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[ Yells ]
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Why would you do that?
[ Dee ] Open the door!
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I don't know. It's all
happening so fast.
You could've just opened it.
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That's true.
I'll fire you
through that window.
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Grab the-- No!
[ Shatters ]
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Just go.
Let's go.
Grab the camera.
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- [ Rustling ]
- Okay.
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So--
Yes?
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The videotape is done.
My teeth are scattered
throughout the car.
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And the will is in place.
Okay. Great.
Toss it out the window.
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They'll think we did it
at the last minute.
Okay. Got it.
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Yeah.
What's next?
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I'm gonna gun this car
as fast as it goes
directly into that wall.
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Mm-hmm.
Judging by the distance,
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I can get her up to about
60, 70 miles an hour.
Oh, definitely. Definitely.
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At the last possible second--
I'm thinking maybe
three feet from the wall--
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we jump out to safety,
the car explodes
in a hot ball of fury,
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and we're dead
to the world.
Okeydokey. Good luck with that.
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Wait.
Where you going, dude?
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Well, I'm gonna--
I'm gonna watch you do it.
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No. We need
to do it together.
I'm not really doing anything.
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Yes, you are, Charlie.
You're here
for moral support.
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But if no one's actually
seeing us jump out of the car--
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We're gonna
kill ourselves together.
I wouldn't want you--
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Get out. Get out. Get out.
I'll do it myself.
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The whole thing's
gonna be better
without me anyway, Mac.
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It's gonna
be great without me.
All right, buddy, good luck.
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Pussy.
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[ Engine Revving ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Mac! Holy shit, bro!
Are you all right?
Yeah.
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Why didn't you jump out?
Holy shit!
I'm okay.
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Dude! Oh, my God!
I was going too fast.
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The car didn't
catch fire though.
I was going too fast.
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Oh, my God.
Let's get out of here.
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We're gonna have
to burn the car.
Let's do it.
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We'll have to get
some gasoline.
All right.
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Holy shit!
[ Laughing ]
Whoo!
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Pawn shop, dude?
We're not gonna find something
to burn the car at a pawn shop.
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Are you kidding me?
You can find amazing
things in pawn shops.
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[ Mac ]
What about
a gas station, dude?
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You can buy some gasoline
to burn the car.
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But we've been
talking about this
the whole walk over.
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You can't go
to a gas station.
There's too many cameras.
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Bro, I say something,
and then you, like,
forget it two seconds later.
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What are you talking about?
You sure you're all right?
Your ear's bleeding a ton.
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I'm fine.
I feel like one million dollars.
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Well, then focus,
Mr. Million Dollars...
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and let's find something
to blow up a car.
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Oh! Charlie, look
at that wedding dress, dude.
That's sad.
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Okay, that is not gonna
blow a car up, okay?
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So can you focus?
Okay.
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Will you please
find a way to focus.
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Oh, shit, look at this, dude.
Now we're talking.
Damn, they sell guns here?
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They sell everything here.
That's what I'm trying
to tell you.
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Pawn shops are like
international waters.
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People come in
and they just trade stuff.
You know what I mean?
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Anything goes here.
We can get whatever we want.
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Let's pick this bad boy up.
Shit, that's awesome.
All right, good.
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You're sure we'll have
enough money for this
and the wedding dress, right?
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That is a great gun.
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We're not buying
the wedding dress.
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Yeah. We're buying
the wedding dress.
Are you crazy?
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We can't just leave it here.
We absolutely can leave it here.
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It's not gonna help us
in any way, shape or form.
That's crazy.
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That car wreck,
it scrambled your circuits.
You're losing your mind.
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Will you just
let me handle it?
I got Dee's purse.
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00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,343
Okay.
We got her credit cards
in here.
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We have plenty of money.
I know what I'm doing.
Okay.
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And stop talking
about the wedding dress.
All right.
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Sir? Excuse me, sir.
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Hi. Um, we are
in desperate need of something
that will destroy a car...
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and, uh, annihilate
any traces of a human being.
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Let me see what I got.
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00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,864
All right, you see that?
Yeah.
215
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:36,267
Your buddy here
knows what he's doing
every now and then. Okay?
216
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,670
Yeah.
217
00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:42,407
Okay.
218
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,743
Well, this is
an interesting turn.
219
00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:48,880
- Uh, I'm assuming this
is a live grenade, yes?
- Oh, yeah.
220
00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,415
Well, then we'll take it.
Yeah.
221
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,917
Was the wedding
in Philadelphia?
I don't care about the wedding.
222
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:57,122
Sir, do you have anything
that might get my buddy's head
straight? He's losing his mind.
223
00:10:57,124 --> 00:11:00,025
Got some poppers
in the back.
224
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:03,061
All right. There we go.
225
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,968
[ Exhales Sharply ]
226
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,772
All right, Luther,
today's the day.
227
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,307
You got any plans
for the outside?
228
00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,209
[ Grunts ]
229
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,079
[ Breathing Heavily ]
Yeah.
230
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,447
I got some plans.
231
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:25,950
[ Cell Door Opening ]
I got some big plans.
232
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,423
Okay, I'm gonna throw
this grenade into the car.
233
00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:33,858
The car will explode,
and our problems
will be solved.
234
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,761
In the meantime,
I need you to do a popper.
235
00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,697
Okay, I understand the plan.
236
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,098
Except for when
we find the bride.
237
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,067
Don't even start, man.
That's a very important
part of my plan.
238
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:45,370
You've been talking crazy
for way too long.
Take a deep breath of this.
239
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,539
Inhale.
[ Inhales ]
240
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,408
Oh! Yeah!
There we go.
241
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,843
Grenade!
Yeah!
242
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,845
Throw it in the car.
Yeah. Let's do it. I'm back.
243
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,381
Let's not talk about
a dress anymore. Here we go.
No dress.
244
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,984
- Grenade.
- Go! Move!
Go, go, go, go!
245
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:03,288
Okay.
[ Laughing ]
This is gonna be awesome.
246
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,824
It's gonna be huge.
[ Laughing ]
247
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:08,727
[ Horn Honks ]
248
00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,231
That's it?
Weird.
249
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,265
Yeah.
That was totally lame.
250
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,967
That's what grenades do?
It was a very old grenade.
251
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,470
What a gyp.
I thought it was gonna be
so much more awesome than that.
252
00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:21,806
The car's not even on fire.
All right, plan "B."
Gun. Gas tank.
253
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:25,443
I'm gonna fire it into it.
The car's gonna go up.
Now you're thinking.
254
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:28,113
Yeah? Ready?
Go, baby.
255
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,982
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Dude.
- What happened?
256
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,451
You're gonna waste
all the bullets.
You got to get a lot closer.
257
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:36,121
Closer? No. You got
to stay far away 'cause
it's gonna blow up.
258
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:39,891
Chickenshit. I'll walk
right up and shoot it.
You can't walk right up to it.
259
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,893
It'll blow you to safety.
How about this?
260
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:46,097
Popper. Put it to my nose.
We'll walk up, and I'll just
be firing as I go.
261
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,866
Well, that will at least
help your focus.
262
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,001
Let's just--
That's at least
the smart thing to do.
263
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,303
Here we go.
Hold on.
I'm stepping on this dress.
264
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:55,974
One, two--
[ Inhales ]
Go.
265
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,477
Ah! Goddamn it, dude!
No more bullets.
266
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,447
Grenades and bullets
don't burn cars?
All right, new plan.
267
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,016
The teeth,
the envelope, the crash.
I think it's enough.
268
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:08,553
You think that's enough?
Maybe the cops will think
we just-- I don't know.
269
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:09,921
Disintegrated?
All right, fine.
270
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:13,158
We'll get Dee's credit card,
buy some camping equipment.
We'll go up to the roof.
271
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,560
There's my boy. He's making
plans again. He's thinking.
He's back.
272
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:19,063
He's also wearing
a wedding dress though, and
I'd like him to take it off.
273
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:22,934
Oh, yeah. This is no good.
That's
completely crazy, man.
274
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,506
This is it.
275
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:32,477
Uh, I'm starting to have
second thoughts about
this sex party thing, Frank.
276
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,446
Dennis, you're having
second thoughts
about the glory hole?
277
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,215
And now you're
gonna be skittish
about the sex party?
278
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:40,585
Don't-Don't-- You said you
wanted to have anonymous sex.
This is the place.
279
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:44,589
I do wanna have anonymous sex.
I wanna have anonymous sex.
I wanna have a sex party.
280
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:47,392
I want the glory hole.
I want all those things.
Here it is.
281
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,327
What I'm having
a hard time believing
though, Frank,
282
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:53,932
is that there is an elite
secret sex society behind
that door in this building.
283
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,033
I used to run with this crew.
284
00:13:55,035 --> 00:14:00,438
These people are
the most powerful, influential,
sexiest people in Philadelphia.
285
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,407
Then why are they having
a goddamn orgy in a dump?
286
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:05,176
I thought this kind of thing
went down in somebody's
elegant mansion.
287
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,277
I was looking forward
to that.
288
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:11,082
Nobody's gonna have
an orgy in their mansion,
all over their nice furniture.
289
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,217
That doesn't make sense.
290
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,053
No, it doesn't.
That's a really good point.
Let's do it.
291
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,388
Put your mask on,
and don't embarrass me.
292
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,558
All right.
Don't embarrass yourself.
293
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:27,265
[ People Chattering ]
294
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,201
What is the password?
295
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:34,405
Or-gy.
296
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:40,011
You may enter.
297
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:44,282
"Orgy"? Seriously?
298
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,390
What the hell
is this place?
299
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,958
What did you bring me to?
A buffet.
300
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,495
I can see that.
But why is there a buffet
at a goddamn orgy, Frank?
301
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,197
You don't wanna bang
on an empty stomach,
do you?
302
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:03,301
I don't wanna bang any
of these people anyway. They're
all paunchy and weird and old.
303
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,170
You can't tell
under the masks.
I can absolutely tell.
304
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:09,207
And why are our costumes
so much more elaborate
than everybody else's?
305
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,309
It's like they didn't put
any effort into it.
306
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:14,379
Jesus Christ. That guy's
not even wearing a mask.
307
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,947
[ Frank ]
He's got the right idea.
308
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,982
This beak is interfering
with my nosh.
309
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:21,319
Don't take it off.
Aw, Jesus.
What are we doing here, man?
310
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,720
How is this even an orgy?
Nobody's having sex.
311
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:27,158
What did you bring me to?
You brought me-- It's like
a half-nude buffet party.
312
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:31,329
It's not exactly what
I thought either. But it's
okay. There's a lot of food.
313
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:32,764
Frank,
I think we can both agree.
314
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,499
This is not
the kind of anonymous sex
we're looking for, right?
315
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:39,470
You wanna go down by the bridge?
What in God's name could
possibly be down by the bridge?
316
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:42,340
I don't know.
It could be cool.
It could be cool?
317
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,609
Yeah.
No, Frank, I don't wanna
go down by the bridge.
318
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,011
I'm going back to the bar.
I'm gonna go back
to the glory hole.
319
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:50,114
That's something I feel like
I can wrap my head around.
This is ridiculous.
320
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,184
You think these
are fresh shrimp
or is it frozen shrimp?
321
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,752
I don't care!
322
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,688
What is this place?
These are not--
323
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:59,357
Who are these-- It's like
a bad acid trip in here.
324
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:02,060
I'm coming.
I'm gonna come.
325
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:09,667
[ Frank ]
Now, what if I just
slip my foot over like this?
326
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:13,638
As if to say,
"Hello. I'd like to have
some anonymous sex, please."
327
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,974
[ Dennis ]
All right,
I'm into that.
328
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,343
Then I wait
for the signal back.
329
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,244
If it's a lady's foot,
I'm in the clear.
330
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:23,081
Frank, here's
my problem with that. A man
can wear a woman's shoe.
331
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:26,617
You can't rule out trickery.
That's why we need
the viewing slot.
332
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:30,088
This slot defeats the purpose.
I could see your eyes.
333
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:33,491
- We might as well get married.
- It's the safest way, Frank.
334
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,160
Dennis, if I was
looking for safe,
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
335
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,129
I wouldn't be sticking
my dick through a wall.
336
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:41,065
You guys,
get out here right now.
You need to look at this.
337
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:44,235
Good news, Dee.
We made the bathroom unisex.
338
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,404
Glory hole's
up and running, baby.
I don't care about that.
339
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:51,609
According to the Philadelphia
Police Department,
Mac and Charlie are dead.
340
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,313
And you got
the camera on?
Is it right?
341
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,748
Yeah.
Is it good?
Are we on?
342
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,617
Dennis and Frank,
if you're watching this,
then we're already dead.
343
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:03,654
Our lives were horrible--
horrible and sad. So we
decided to end it all.
344
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,289
Not me actually.
My life was pretty sweet.
345
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:08,159
But Charlie and I
had a suicide pact,
and I have to honor that...
346
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,094
because I am
an honorable man.
Wait a second.
347
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,629
I will die
an honorable man.
My life was sweet also--
348
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:16,134
There's also a will enclosed,
and you totally have to do all
of that because that's a law.
349
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,669
Wait a second.
My life was also honorable.
You ready to do this?
350
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:22,306
Here we go.
[ "Blaze of Glory" Blares ]
351
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:28,112
I can't believe
they're dead.
352
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:31,215
I can't believe
they didn't include me
in their suicide pact.
353
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,351
What? Are you crazy?
They're not dead.
354
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,420
They're definitely
doing something stupid,
but they're not dead.
355
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,656
You saw the tape, Dee.
My best friends went out
in a blaze of glory.
356
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,558
And they didn't even
ask me to be part of it.
357
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,294
This is terrible!
Are you buying this?
That is ridiculous.
358
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,563
Dennis, they left us
a list of demands.
359
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:49,100
What are you talking about?
That's their last will
and testament.
360
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:52,703
That is not demands.
It says at the top,
"List of Demands."
361
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:56,674
Whatever. It's their wishes,
and we have to honor them.
Oh, we do?
362
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,810
We have to honor them? Okay.
Let's see, Frank.
363
00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:00,311
[ Clears Throat ]
Charlie's number one:
364
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:04,916
"My ashes are to be made
into a tea and to be dranken
by every-wan in bar."
365
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:08,219
- Done.
- Oh, damn it. Gross.
Fine. What else?
366
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,754
Mac's number one:
"In lieu of a body,
367
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:13,491
"which was most likely
blown up in the most
awesome way imaginable,
368
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:16,360
"I would like the duster
to be burned
and its ashes buried...
369
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:17,895
in an unmarked grave
somewhere by the river."
370
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:21,466
Well, that's crazy.
I'm not gonna burn
or bury the duster. No.
371
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:26,370
Yeah. We also both have to name
our firstborn child Murphy
because that was RoboCop's name.
372
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,606
Goddamn it.
Mac is dead, and he's
still bossing me around.
373
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,442
Mac is not dead, Dennis.
How can you be so cold?
374
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,178
- He blew up my car!
- Not burning the duster.
375
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,781
You're still talking
about a coat?
Absolutely!
376
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,483
It's a piece of cloth--
That is an automobile.
377
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,785
[ Dee ]
It's a piece of clothing!
[ Frank ] They're people!
378
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,687
[ Dee ]
They're alive!
They're live people!
379
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,423
[ Arguing ]
Jesus, man, they must
be really broken up...
380
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:48,659
if we can hear them
from up here.
Like cryin' and whinin' and--
381
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,329
Bitchin'.
I'm excited
about the hot dogs.
382
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:51,829
Oh, crap!
What?
383
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:55,366
We should've
got beans, dude. Hoboes are
always eating beans. Damn.
384
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:59,470
We'll be fine without
the beans, 'cause this is
a perfect, perfect hiding spot.
385
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:03,374
This would be better
with beans though.
Leave it alone with the beans.
386
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,243
[ Glass Shatters ]
[ Grunts ]
387
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:08,679
Yeah. No. Stop it.
Don't do it. Oh, my God.
388
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,716
How? How is that possible?
I don't know.
389
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,718
Just put it down.
You think they're
my baby teeth?
390
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,722
Put it with the other ones.
[ Arguing Continues ]
391
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:22,193
You're not gonna be able
to eat this hot dog.
I'll suck it down.
392
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:28,299
[ Luther's Voice ]
I asked you to leave me be.
393
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:33,304
I asked you
to let me live my life.
394
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,240
But you wouldn't go away.
395
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:39,810
You kept pushing
and pushing...
396
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:45,349
until you forced me
to do something drastic--
397
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:51,756
something I was hoping
I would never have to do.
398
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:35,666
[ Voices Speaking Backwards ]