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- What?
- Hi, Mrs. Reynolds.
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- What do you want?
- Frank sent me over to pick up his toupee.
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- His toupee?
- Yep.
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- What does he need his toupee for?
- I think he has a date.
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Frank has a date?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Well, he can't have it. It's mine.
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You own his hair?
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All right, fine. It's in a box in the hallway.
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I was gonna throw it away anyway.
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So I'm really sorry about this.
I know it's probably a tough time for you.
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Divorce is a tricky thing.
Oh! I found it.
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I got the hair now.
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Found the hair.
So I guess I'll just, uh, see myself out.
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Right. Thank you for the hair.
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Oh, shit.
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Wait till you see the hair.
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This is really authentic-looking hair.
It looks good.
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- So how do you know this chick, anyway?
- Angie Spinola...
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High school. Firecracker.
Hung out all the time.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, yeah. We did everything together.
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Wild sex. Whoa!
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I mean... You name it, we did it.
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- Well, she sounds awesome.
- Yeah. They don't make women like Angie anymore.
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Tell you that right now.
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Charlie, you gonna be okay,
I leave you alone at the bar here?
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I think things have been going pretty
well since you put me in charge, Frank.
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Right. Keep your fingers crossed.
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What are you?
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Why? Why would a person
wipe their own shit onto a wall?
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I don't know.
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What are you doing?
I thought you were cleaning the toilet.
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What? Cleaning toilet?
No, that's what Charlie does.
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I'm not doing Charlie work anymore.
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Okay, Dad said we need to,
so get back in there and clean the stall.
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Dee, Dee... Will you take it easy?
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I got a little plan
to get us out of it.
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- You do?
- Oh, yeah.
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Oh, God, that's good news. What is it?
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Well, let's just say
I got a little date tonight...
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and as soon as Charlie sees who it is...
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no more Charlie work for me.
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How does that help me?
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- I guess it doesn't, really.
- Mm-mmm. It sure doesn't.
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You know, you should
come up with a plan just like I did...
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and then you can get out
of Charlie work too.
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Oh, you think I can't come up with a plan?
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Hey!
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- Dennis, hey.
- Got something for you.
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What? Really?
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- Yeah.
- Wow! Oh, thank you.
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- That's really nice.
- Can I take your coat?
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Uh, are we staying here?
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No, no. I just want to have a look
at what you're wearing.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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So... what do you think?
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Yeah, okay. That'll work.
Are you not wearing makeup?
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- I'm wearing makeup.
- Really?
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- Yeah.
- Do you have any more?
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No. I didn't bring makeup.
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Mmm.
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Uh, okay. That's all right.
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Let's go say good night to Charlie. Come on.
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Uh, I don't think
that's such a good idea.
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Oh, no, no, no. He's totally fine
with the situation.
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- It's cool. Come on.
- Really?
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
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Hey, buddy.
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Please knock if you're
gonna be coming into my off...
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What ya doin'?
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- Uh, I was doing some office stuff.
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, listen, uh,
we are gonna hit the town...
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so we just wanted to pop back
and say good night.
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Looks like you got everything
under control back here.
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- Yeah, I do.
- That's a nice house of cards, Charlie.
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Actually, no. I was doing some business
stuff'cause I'm the manager now.
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Great. Well, we're out of here.
Don't work too hard, okay, bud?
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- Good night, Charlie.
- Yeah, good night.
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- Could you, uh, give me one second?
- Yeah.
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Thanks.
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Okay, listen. Here's the deal.
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I'm gonna bang her tonight,
probably around 10:30 or so.
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Now, I really don't wanna do that...
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so all you have to do to stop me
is call my cell phone... by 10:30...
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and say, "Dennis, you don't
have to do Charlie work anymore."
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- You're not gonna get away with this.
- Oh, yeah, I will.
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I'll get away with it. 10:30, okay?
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10:30.
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Gonna blackmail me?
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You gonna blackmail me,
Dennis Reynolds?
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- You ready?
- I'm ready. Let's roll.
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- Hey-o! What's up, buddy?
- Hello.
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- What's that?
- It's your dad's hair.
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- Gross.
- Yeah. Is Charlie here?
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Yeah, man. What's up with you?
You seem flustered.
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- Is Charlie...
- He's in the back office.
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- I wanna talk to him.
- Okay. Go talk to him.
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- Okay.
- Great. Yeah.
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Uh... Bye, Dennis.
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See ya.
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Charlie, I have a real dilemma on my hands.
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Normally I would never talk to you about
these things because you're so unreliable...
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but Dennis, Dee and Frank are all directly
involved, and I gotta tell somebody, man.
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I am bustin'. Okay...
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Dennis's mom tried
to have sex with me.
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- Interesting.
- Yeah, man, she got naked, she came on to me...
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That woman is straight crazy, but I think
I wanna bang her. I know I shouldn't do it...
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- I think you should do it.
- What?
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An opportunity like this only comes around
once in a lifetime, right?
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- Right.
- You'd be a fool to let it slip through your fingers.
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Yeah, that's what I'm thinkin',
but it's Dennis and Dee's mom.
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Well, that means that no one ever,
ever is gonna find out.
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- That doesn't make sense.
- It doesn't have to make sense.
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You're right. I'm gonna do it.
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- Okay. Okay. Oh, this is good.
- This is good.
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- Oh, this is good.
- Oh, oh, oh... I gotta meet Frank.
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- I gotta give him his hair.
- You go, 'cause I gotta plot, and I gotta think.
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- Oh, great.
- Get out of here. Go. God, this is good!
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- Dennis's mom. Yes, he is. I'm busy.
- I want my job back.
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- Look, I'm... What?
- I want my job back.
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Well, I'm...
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And you shall have it.
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Oh, Dee. It looks like we both
need things from each other.
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I am not having sex
with you, Charlie.
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No.
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It's not sex I want from you.
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It's sex I don't want from Dennis.
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Hmm?
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Mmm. So you gotta tell me about
all the shit you been gettin' into.
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You must have a police record a mile long.
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Oh, God. No.
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Don't be modest now. You remember
all the shit we used to get into?
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- Mm-hmm.
- You remember that night in the graveyard?
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- How could I forget?
- That slab was cold, baby.
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It was.
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And remember the time we robbed
a motorcycle and ran it into the river?
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- Yes.
- Well, you must be doin' shit like that now, huh? Come on.
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Well, I've slowed down quite a bit
once I met my husband, Carl.
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Oh, you told me you weren't married.
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Oh, I'm not. Carl passed a few years ago.
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- Oh.
- Once I met him and had kids, I pretty much stayed at home.
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Carl had two children
from a previous marriage...
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and then we had five of our own.
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Oh, shit.
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Hi. I'm Jenny.
I'll be your server this evening.
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Are you ready to order,
or do you need some more time?
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- I think we need just a little more time.
- I'll be back in a second.
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Isn't having children a blessing?
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What?
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Isn't having children
such a blessing?
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Well, I mean, when Carl passed, my children
were an enormous source of strength.
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- I mean, I thought...
- Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.
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Angie, I'm gonna have to stop you.
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- I'm sorry?
- This is not gonna work out.
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- What's not going to work out?
- You, me, talking like this.
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- Why? What's wrong?
- For starters, you've got kids and shit.
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And you talk about 'em.
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You talk about your kids,
you talk about your dead husband.
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- I mean, it's kind of bummin' me out.
- Oh, you know, I'm sorry.
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It's not your fault. It's just, maybe...
I think you're too old for me.
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Frank, I'm two years
younger than you.
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
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I had a really good time tonight.
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I had a good time too.
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Okay, what's the deal with that?
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- What?
- Why do you keep checking your cell phone?
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I've just been... I've been expecting
an important phone call.
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- I'm sorry.
- No. Good luck with that.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Don't... Don't go. I wanna go inside.
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- No. I'm not gonna ask you inside, Dennis.
- Why not?
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Because I really... like you.
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Well, yeah. I mean...
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I really like you too.
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- Then let's just take it slow, okay?
- Oh-Oh, wait.
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Uh...
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I... love you.
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L...
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I kind of don't know what to say.
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I kind of don't want you
to say anything.
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Oh, uh, hold that thought.
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- Yo.
- I'm ready to talk.
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Cuttin' it pretty close there, pal.
I almost sealed the deal.
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Just meet me at Paddy's
and we'll work it all out.
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Sorry about, uh...
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I feel like maybe I was being
a little judgmental.
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- You're good.
- Okay. Well, let's go.
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No. You were right.
I should... I'm gonna go.
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Yeah. I'm gonna go now.
We should take it slow.
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- You were right.
- Really? Because I...
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don't need to now.
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I think it's good.
I think it's real good.
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Call me.
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Charlie?
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You called just
in the nick of time, buddy. I was...
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Looks like we got a blown fuse in here.
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Better get on that.
Blown fuses count as Charlie work.
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Oh, I don't think I'll be
changing any fuses any time soon.
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I know something you don't know.
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That was, like, the best
sex I've ever had, Mrs. Reynolds.
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- Like something magical happened.
- Hmm?
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I was just saying that
that was, like, so special...
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and, I mean, it was like magic.
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You're not gonna start talking
about your feelings and shit, are you?
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No.
Gay.
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No. It's just that...
I mean, unless you want to, 'cause...
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No.
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I got a better plan.
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Okay. All right. Uh, so can I
call you sometime?
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- I have your number, right?
- No, I don't think so.
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I know how to find you.
Why don't we leave it at that?
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Wh... All right. Did I do something wrong?
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I mean, was the sex bad?
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- Don't worry about it.
- I can make adjustments...
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'Cause I've had to do that before,
and it hasn't been a problem.
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- I'm shutting the door now.
- Well, if I could just have a kiss good-bye...
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that would be... really great for me.
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If I gave you a kiss good-bye,
would you let go of the door?
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- Yeah.
- Fine.
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Oh, my God. Oh!
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Yeah. It's a terrible thing.
It's a terrible thing for you to see that.
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- I'm gonna kill him.
- No...
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- I'm gonna kill him!
- No. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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What are you gonna do, punch him
in the face? Throw him?
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Work the body a little?
No, no, it's not gonna help. I'll tell you why.
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It doesn't "un-bang" your mom.
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No, you gotta do something worse...
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Something much, much worse.
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You're gonna have to bang Mac's mom.
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I thought I was.
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- Hi.
- What?
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- I'm looking for Mrs. Mac. Is she in?
- Yeah.
233
00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,691
I'm a friend of her son's.
234
00:12:51,769 --> 00:12:54,795
- I know you, Dennis.
- Oh.
235
00:12:55,873 --> 00:12:57,807
Oh, my God.
236
00:12:59,877 --> 00:13:02,971
It's been a long time. Haven't seen you
in a while. You look different.
237
00:13:03,047 --> 00:13:06,107
- I gained a little weight.
- Is that what it is?
238
00:13:06,183 --> 00:13:09,084
- Looks good on you.
- Yeah.
239
00:13:09,153 --> 00:13:12,589
Yeah. Do you mind if I sit?
240
00:13:18,162 --> 00:13:21,427
So. Watching a little TV outside, huh?
241
00:13:21,499 --> 00:13:23,831
I like the fresh air.
242
00:13:23,901 --> 00:13:26,199
Probably gets a little lonely though
every once in a while...
243
00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:28,261
watching TV out here by yourself.
244
00:13:30,841 --> 00:13:33,241
Every once in a while
you probably want a man, right?
245
00:13:33,311 --> 00:13:36,439
Someone to fulfill your desires.
246
00:13:38,683 --> 00:13:40,776
Oh.
247
00:13:40,851 --> 00:13:43,615
Not interested.
248
00:13:43,688 --> 00:13:46,452
Don't fight it, Mrs. Mac.
249
00:13:46,524 --> 00:13:49,960
Why don't we go inside
and have a little fun?
250
00:13:50,027 --> 00:13:52,621
Don't find you attractive.
251
00:13:52,697 --> 00:13:54,631
What?
252
00:13:54,699 --> 00:13:57,190
I think you're an ugly man.
253
00:13:59,470 --> 00:14:01,461
You think I'm ugly?
254
00:14:01,539 --> 00:14:04,906
- Yeah.
- I'm not ugly. You're ugly.
255
00:14:04,976 --> 00:14:07,001
Yeah.
256
00:14:08,112 --> 00:14:11,081
Jesus Christ. What is wrong with you, woman?
257
00:14:11,148 --> 00:14:13,810
You're saying that I'm un...
You don't find me attractive?
258
00:14:13,884 --> 00:14:17,047
- No.
- And you're... What? Not gonna have sex with me?
259
00:14:17,121 --> 00:14:20,522
- No.
- This is ridiculous. I'm... I'm out of here.
260
00:14:22,626 --> 00:14:25,823
Wait. What... What just happened?
261
00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:28,023
I think you know exactly
what just happened.
262
00:14:28,099 --> 00:14:29,361
- No.
- Yeah.
263
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,095
No, come on. He did not try
to have sex with that woman.
264
00:14:32,169 --> 00:14:34,228
Oh, he did, 'cause
he's a dirty, dirty pervert.
265
00:14:34,305 --> 00:14:37,502
- I'm... I'm so confused right now.
- Really?
266
00:14:37,575 --> 00:14:40,772
- Are you? I can help you. Don't trust him.
- But...
267
00:14:40,845 --> 00:14:43,109
Uh-oh. Excuse me.
268
00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:45,273
- I need to get this.
- Okay.
269
00:14:45,349 --> 00:14:47,340
Can you pop out real quick?
270
00:14:47,418 --> 00:14:49,352
Really?
271
00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:52,116
Yeah. It's personal.
You don't want to be rude, so...
272
00:14:52,189 --> 00:14:54,157
Excuse me.
273
00:14:54,225 --> 00:14:56,887
- Oh, my God.
- Thanks.
274
00:14:59,296 --> 00:15:01,025
- Yeah.
- How we doin'?
275
00:15:01,098 --> 00:15:03,032
- Cat's in the cradle.
- Good, good, good.
276
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:06,126
- Time to move to phase two.
- There is no phase two.
277
00:15:06,203 --> 00:15:08,763
I'm not doing phase two.
I did everything you said. It's over.
278
00:15:08,839 --> 00:15:11,706
This isn't over until I say it's over!
279
00:15:11,776 --> 00:15:13,801
God. Sorry. Okay.
280
00:15:13,878 --> 00:15:17,780
Relax, dude. One more phase. That's it.
281
00:15:17,848 --> 00:15:20,783
This is Barbara. Leave a message.
282
00:15:20,851 --> 00:15:23,547
Hey, uh... Not answering my calls.
283
00:15:23,621 --> 00:15:25,555
I get it. You're busy. You're busy.
284
00:15:25,623 --> 00:15:27,750
It's a busy time of the week.
285
00:15:27,825 --> 00:15:31,488
Um, listen, I think you should give me a call
back because I know what you're afraid of.
286
00:15:31,562 --> 00:15:34,690
You think Frank and Dennis
are gonna find out, but they're not, okay?
287
00:15:34,765 --> 00:15:36,699
I'm gonna keep my mouth
shut on this one.
288
00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:39,201
And I know that you know
that the sex was good, right?
289
00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:41,238
So I think maybe we should...
290
00:15:41,305 --> 00:15:43,535
There's somebody
at the door. I'm just gonna ignore it.
291
00:15:43,607 --> 00:15:45,734
I think that maybe we should get together...
292
00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:48,438
Oh, they sound pissed. All right, listen.
I'll give you a call back.
293
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,446
All right.
294
00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:56,745
- Let's go for a ride.
- Why?
295
00:15:56,821 --> 00:15:59,312
Grab your coat.
We're goin' for a ride.
296
00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:02,188
- Are you going to kill me?
- What?
297
00:16:02,259 --> 00:16:05,524
No. I just wanna go out
and pick up some younger chicks...
298
00:16:05,596 --> 00:16:08,030
and I need a wing man for that.
Come on. Let's roll.
299
00:16:08,099 --> 00:16:11,330
- How about the two
out there on the dance floor?
300
00:16:11,402 --> 00:16:13,632
- Go on. Go on, break the ice.
- Oh, come on, man.
301
00:16:13,704 --> 00:16:15,797
- Come on, man. Go. Go.
- All right, all right.
302
00:16:17,575 --> 00:16:19,975
Hey, how ya doin'? I like your top.
Lookin' good. Mac.
303
00:16:20,044 --> 00:16:22,774
- Hi.
- Hi. I'm Frank.
304
00:16:22,847 --> 00:16:25,782
Wanna get down? Huh?
305
00:16:30,321 --> 00:16:32,380
What happened? What did you do?
306
00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:35,516
What are you talking about, what did I do?
What was with that little move?
307
00:16:35,593 --> 00:16:37,720
That move always works
with the ladies.
308
00:16:37,795 --> 00:16:39,888
Frank, you have never gotten
a chick with that move.
309
00:16:39,964 --> 00:16:43,957
- What are you talkin' about? That's how I got my wife.
- Really?
310
00:16:44,034 --> 00:16:46,127
Yeah. So don't go blamin' the move.
The move works.
311
00:16:47,505 --> 00:16:50,531
So, uh, what other kind
of things worked on your wife?
312
00:16:50,608 --> 00:16:54,635
- She likes money.
- So she likes money and dancing.
313
00:16:54,712 --> 00:16:57,044
Can we stop talking
about my wife for a second here?
314
00:16:57,114 --> 00:16:59,981
You're killin' the vibe.
Let me see now.
315
00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:02,883
Over there. Try the move.
316
00:17:02,953 --> 00:17:05,922
You hang over here,
this side, while I...
317
00:17:08,192 --> 00:17:10,524
Hello, hello, hello.
318
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,562
I'm Frank. Remember?
319
00:17:22,106 --> 00:17:24,438
Where'd he go? Mac!
320
00:17:27,978 --> 00:17:30,776
Go away.
321
00:17:33,817 --> 00:17:36,342
- We need to talk.
- Dee, now's not a good time.
322
00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:39,389
Charlie is making me have sex
with him to get out of Charlie work.
323
00:17:39,456 --> 00:17:42,789
- What?
- Yeah, I know. Really gross.
324
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:46,125
Am I the only one around here
who's not getting laid?
325
00:17:46,197 --> 00:17:50,463
Dennis, Charlie is forcing me
to have sex with him.
326
00:17:50,534 --> 00:17:52,525
Mac's getting laid.
You're getting laid.
327
00:17:52,603 --> 00:17:55,003
Now even Charlie's getting laid?
This makes me look terrible.
328
00:17:55,072 --> 00:17:57,563
Well, you know what?
This is all Charlie's fault.
329
00:17:57,641 --> 00:18:00,269
None of this would be happening
if Dad didn't put him in charge.
330
00:18:00,344 --> 00:18:02,608
You're right.
331
00:18:04,615 --> 00:18:06,583
- I'm gonna kill him.
- No, no. Whoa.
332
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:10,984
You ought to do something worse
than that... Something much, much worse.
333
00:18:18,295 --> 00:18:21,230
- Oh! Hello, Dennis.
- Hello, Mrs. Kelly.
334
00:18:21,298 --> 00:18:24,563
- You look wonderful.
- Thank you.
335
00:18:24,635 --> 00:18:27,399
Oh. Oh, my!
336
00:18:27,471 --> 00:18:30,565
Well, uh, it's good
to see you, Dennis.
337
00:18:30,641 --> 00:18:32,575
What brings you by?
338
00:18:32,643 --> 00:18:34,907
I wanted to bring you
some chocolates.
339
00:18:34,979 --> 00:18:38,312
- Thank you.
- Do you mind if I come in?
340
00:18:38,382 --> 00:18:40,316
Okay.
341
00:18:41,385 --> 00:18:44,183
Oh, no.
342
00:18:44,255 --> 00:18:46,416
That son of a bitch.
343
00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:50,426
- I know it.
- No! No, he said he loved me.
344
00:18:50,494 --> 00:18:53,088
How dare he do that?
345
00:18:53,163 --> 00:18:55,154
- I'm gonna stab him.
- Oh.
346
00:18:55,232 --> 00:18:57,564
- I'm gonna stab his face off.
- No. No, stabbing's bad.
347
00:18:57,635 --> 00:18:59,762
You need to do something worse...
348
00:18:59,837 --> 00:19:02,897
Something much, much worse.
349
00:19:02,973 --> 00:19:04,998
You gotta sleep with Charlie.
350
00:19:08,946 --> 00:19:12,177
Shh. Shh, shh, shh.
351
00:19:12,249 --> 00:19:14,376
I'm sorry, sweetie.
352
00:19:14,451 --> 00:19:16,817
I just don't find you
sexually attractive.
353
00:19:16,887 --> 00:19:19,856
Are you kidding me?
You don't find me sexually attractive?
354
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:24,086
What in the hell is going on?
What is wrong with you people?
355
00:19:24,161 --> 00:19:26,595
I am sexually a...
356
00:19:28,299 --> 00:19:32,360
I am sexually attractive.
I am an attractive... man.
357
00:19:35,806 --> 00:19:38,673
- Bam.
- What the hell is that?
358
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:43,076
- $443.
- Listen, Mac, let's just end this right now.
359
00:19:43,147 --> 00:19:45,911
I only slept with you
to piss Frank off.
360
00:19:45,983 --> 00:19:48,247
Afterward I felt like
I was gonna throw up.
361
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,744
So Frank makes you want to throw up?
362
00:19:51,822 --> 00:19:54,188
No. You're not listening.
363
00:19:54,258 --> 00:19:56,385
It's you that makes me
want to throw up.
364
00:19:58,262 --> 00:20:01,561
Oh. So you don't want
to be my girlfriend anymore?
365
00:20:01,632 --> 00:20:04,100
- Jesus Christ.
- Wait a second. Hold on.
366
00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:07,467
Wait! I'm confused. So you don't
want to be my girlfriend anymore?
367
00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:26,615
- Hey.
- Oh, shit!
368
00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:28,555
No, Mac, it's okay. It's all right.
369
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,684
- Listen, uh...
- Okay, let me explain.
370
00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:33,457
- Just let me explain.
- No, no. I understand, okay?
371
00:20:33,530 --> 00:20:37,489
- You do?
- Yeah. Look, I... I think I know how you're feeling.
372
00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:41,129
Oh, man. That is such a relief.
373
00:20:41,205 --> 00:20:43,400
Check this out. L...
374
00:20:51,682 --> 00:20:54,082
- You've done well.
- Thank you...
375
00:20:54,151 --> 00:20:56,176
And your date with the waitress is all set up.
376
00:20:56,253 --> 00:20:59,518
- Oh! Mmm! That is so wonderful.
- I have to ask you though...
377
00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:02,354
How did you know that your mom
wasn't gonna sleep with Dennis?
378
00:21:04,361 --> 00:21:06,295
Hmm.
379
00:21:06,363 --> 00:21:09,958
Guess I kind of overlooked that detail.
Okay, time for phase three, Dee.
380
00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:12,263
No, Charlie. You said
there were only two phases.
381
00:21:12,336 --> 00:21:14,497
This one's easy.
382
00:21:14,638 --> 00:21:16,902
- Okay. Phase three complete.
- It looks good?
383
00:21:16,974 --> 00:21:18,965
- You look really good.
- You sure?
384
00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:20,236
- Yes.
- You're all done?
385
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:21,299
I'm all done. You look great.
386
00:21:21,378 --> 00:21:23,312
- Thanks for helping me out.
- You're welcome.
387
00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:25,314
The waitress is gonna be here soon.
388
00:21:25,382 --> 00:21:28,374
I'm gonna go back to bartending,
and you will go back to handling poo-poo.
389
00:21:28,452 --> 00:21:30,613
- Yeah, okay. Phase four...
- No! No.
390
00:21:30,687 --> 00:21:32,621
- I got a quick phase four.
- Charlie...
391
00:21:32,689 --> 00:21:34,714
- Let me squeak a phase four in.
- I won't... You can't...
392
00:21:34,792 --> 00:21:37,317
- There's no squeaking of phase... No. No.
- Okay, fine!
393
00:21:37,394 --> 00:21:39,624
- It's over. Okay?
- Thank you.
394
00:21:39,696 --> 00:21:42,859
You are hereby released
of all Charlie work.
395
00:21:45,035 --> 00:21:48,801
Hey, guys, uh, can you do me a favor
and not get too drunk?
396
00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:51,568
All right? 'Cause I got
some kegs that I need changing.
397
00:21:51,642 --> 00:21:53,576
Uh, there's, like... You know what?
398
00:21:53,644 --> 00:21:55,874
- There's some rats down in the rattraps.
- Yeah.
399
00:21:55,946 --> 00:21:57,880
Hello, gang!
400
00:21:57,948 --> 00:22:00,007
You're lookin' at the new Frank.
401
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:04,042
Ooh!
402
00:22:05,622 --> 00:22:07,886
What the hell is she doing here?
403
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:10,017
"What the hell is she doing here?" Really?
404
00:22:10,093 --> 00:22:12,425
Really. I'll tell you
what I'm doing here.
405
00:22:12,496 --> 00:22:15,431
You wanna know what
I'm doing here, shit-for-brains?
406
00:22:15,499 --> 00:22:18,866
I had sex with your dad.
407
00:22:18,936 --> 00:22:21,427
That's right, I had sex with your father...
408
00:22:21,505 --> 00:22:25,566
because, just like you,
I like my sex old and ugly.
409
00:22:25,642 --> 00:22:30,875
And with fake hair on their heads that
falls off when you're having sex with 'em.
410
00:22:30,948 --> 00:22:33,576
It just falls off because that's
what you do, Dennis Reynolds.
411
00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:35,948
You like to have sex
with old people.
412
00:22:36,019 --> 00:22:38,010
And you said that you loved me!
413
00:22:38,088 --> 00:22:41,615
You said, "I love you,"and so I thought,
"Okay, I love you too."
414
00:22:41,692 --> 00:22:44,354
How do you show love?
You go and have sex with old people.
415
00:22:44,428 --> 00:22:46,794
So that's what I did too!
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00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:03,000