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Oh, my God, dude!

2
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There is definitely a helicopter
pad on the roof of this building.

3
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No, there isn't, Charlie.
Yes, there is.

4
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Every single one of these corporate
buildings has a helipad on the roof.

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Charlie is right. There's always
some big boss man fat cat...

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that needs to be able
to escape by helicopter.

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What is he escaping
from? Secret tunnels then.

8
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Secrets tunnels?
There are no...

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Secret tunnels, a monorail
system and a helipad.

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Guys! Can we stop arguing?
There are two systems.

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I don't wanna talk to this corporate
drone any longer than we have to.

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We're split on the helicopters.
We'll come back to the secret tunnels.

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That was an excellent
idea. I think we'd better.

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But we can all agree we should
at least hear this guy out.

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I guess. Yeah, sure.
Let's hear the guy out.

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Okay, we'll hear him out.
We're agreed.

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Sir, please continue.

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O Okay. Right. Um...

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As I was saying, when I went
down to your bar the other day...

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nobody appeared to be working there.

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There were people there, but they were just
customers who seemed to be serving themselves.

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We're out and about a
lot, bro. Get to the point.

23
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Well, we here at Media
Restaurant Group...

24
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really think that the location of
your bar would be a perfect spot...

25
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for one of our Oldies Rock Cafés.

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Shit, dude, how do I explain
this to you? I don't know.

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This bar... it's who we are.

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All right?
It's all we've got.

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It's our life. You
wouldn't understand that.

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You corporate pigs think
you can just buy everything.

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You can't buy everything.
We know your kind.

32
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You big businesses going all over
town swallowing up all the small guys.

33
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Well, guess what, pal...
Paddy's Pub can't be bought.

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Okay. Well, if you would just
please take a look at our offer.

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Yeah, man. We'll take
a look at it, but...

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Sold!

37
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There is no way I'm selling the bar.

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It's time for a life of leisure, buddy.

39
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It's time to retire and
collect that pension.

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Think of all the money
we're gonna get.

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What are you talking about?
The money from selling the bar.

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We could retire to an island.
We'll all get fat and tan.

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Dee, you're not gonna get shit.
No.

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We're the shareholders.
You own nothing.

45
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Are you serious? I have been with
you guys since the very beginning.

46
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I would think of Paddy's
as an Enron-type situation.

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We're gonna cut and run, and we're gonna
leave you out there broke and jobless.

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It's nothing personal. It's just
business. It's a business thing.

49
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It does not matter one bit, because
I'm not selling the bar anyway.

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Just take a look.
What is that?

51
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That's the offer.

52
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Let's sell this piece-of-shit bar.

53
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Really? Really? Just like that?
See ya later, piece of shit!

54
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Wait just one second. We have to
milk this cow for all she's worth.

55
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We need to be wooed.

56
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Yeah, I could go for being wooed.
Oh.

57
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I'd love to be wooed. I
could go for some wood.

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Uh, no. We're saying "wooed. "
Yeah.

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We'll get some wood. We'll build something
cool. Then we'll go get the money.

60
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That doesn't have anything to
do with what we're talking about.

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We're talking about being
wooed by this corporate guy.

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Dennis, just...
It's a waste of time?

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How are you gonna be wood?
Let's just...

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Let's just go and sell this
bar for everything we can get.

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Let's do it, boys. Let's go!

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Wait a second. What the
hell am I supposed to do?

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Don't give a shit.

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Hi. I need to apply for a job.

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Right. Just fill out this application...

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and I'll put it in the
stack with the others.

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Dee? Hey.

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Hi.
Are you applying for a job here?

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Here?
Yeah.

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What, are you crazy? Gross.
No, I would never work here.

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I'm working here.
Hmm.

76
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Yeah. I'm assistant managing. I
thought you worked at the coffee shop.

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I do still, but a Starbucks
moved in across the street...

78
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and they're stealing all our business.

79
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Right across the street? Well, that
is good to know. I love Starbucks.

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Oh.

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That's why I'm working here. Do
you think you can get me a job?

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Here? I thought you weren't
applying. No, that was a lie.

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Oh. Um...
Here's my application.

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Okay. Uh, you didn't fill it
out yet. I Know. You do it.

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I don't mind. I'm gonna grab
a beer while you're doing that.

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Come get me and give me all my
stuff, and I'll start. I don't...

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Thank you so much.
This is awesome.

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Did you go to high school or...

89
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So, you guys ready to sell?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, pal.
Listen. We have terms.

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Okay. What are your terms?

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We'd like a plaque.

93
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Of us... to be hung in
the new restaurant...

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to pay tribute
and preserve our legacy.

95
00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,182
Now, it could also
be a statue, okay?

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Something real classy though.

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Something like where
those American soldiers...

98
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are raising that flag
up in that one war.

99
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The war where we saved
Japan. Oh, correct. Hiroshima.

100
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Actually, Charlie,
it wasn't Hiroshima.

101
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I'm pretty sure
Hiroshima's in Japan.

102
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We dropped a nuclear bomb on Japan.

103
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Why the hell did we drop
a nuclear bomb on Japan?

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They make all our cars. They're our
friends. Not my car. I buy American.

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American cars are pieces
of shit. Everybody knows it.

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You're making a big mistake. Japan
makes the best cars. And Germany.

107
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The problem with Germany is
they don't make enough hybrids.

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Excuse me. Excuse me.

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Excuse me!
What? Put some...

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Is that it?
Not even close.

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It's the tip of the iceberg. We also
wanna be the ones to blow up the bar.

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I'm sorry? Don't worry. We've
already worked out everyone's part.

113
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Mac, he's gonna hold the spool.
Charlie's gonna do the countdown.

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Frank and I, we're gonna push
the handle down... kablowie.

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And I want the chopper.
No! No! No! No!

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Excuse me, sir. I would
like a helicopter flyby.

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I don't need to be in it. I just
want your corporate chopper...

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to fly by my apartment
window real low and fast.

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Okay. Okay, you know what,
here's what I'm gonna do.

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I'm gonna pull the deal
off the table.

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Fine. Then...

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we'll go with the original offer.

123
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No.

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Well, something a little less than
the original offer. Less money?

125
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We would accept something
substantially less.

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I'm gonna go ahead
and offer you nothing.

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You promised that you would
not bring up the helicopter.

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You're not the boss of me,
so quit...

129
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Technically, Charlie, I am the boss
of you because I own half your shares.

130
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Since when? You sold me half your
shares of the bar for goods and services.

131
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Wait a second. You've definitely
given me half your shares too.

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Maybe I gave you guys a couple shares
when my back was against the wall...

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and I needed
a little breathing room.

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You gave me a shitload of
shares for a half a sandwich.

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What are you guys doing? Is this a
hose job where you're hosing me down?

136
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You hosed yourself down. You hosed
yourself up and down, Charlie.

137
00:07:03,774 --> 00:07:06,868
What do you want me to do?
I don't care. Get a job.

138
00:07:06,943 --> 00:07:08,808
Oh, get a job? Just get a job?

139
00:07:08,879 --> 00:07:11,939
Why don't I strap on my job helmet
and squeeze down into a job cannon...

140
00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:15,746
and fire off into job land
where jobs grow on jobbies?

141
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Now we're wasting time.
Will you get outta here?

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You know what... I'm walking.
I can't stand you guys.

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Whew. Now that we got rid of that dead
weight, let's come up with a strategy.

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What's your plan? I'm thinking, if
this fat cat is not gonna woo us...

145
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then we gotta woo him.

146
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Yeah, uhhuh

147
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I thought you guys were
taking me to dinner.

148
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Come on. Who doesn't like to watch
a naked woman swing 'round on a pole?

149
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Gay man, for one.
Huh?

150
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I'm gay.
No.

151
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You're so big and tough. You
do not come across as gay.

152
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You don't look like a gay
guy. That's 'cause he's a bear.

153
00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,455
Huh?
He's a bear.

154
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Some gay guys are twinks, and others
are bears. This gay guy's a bear.

155
00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,499
By the way, we're totally cool
with that. To each his own.

156
00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:07,230
Wait. I'm a little confused
here. What's a twink?

157
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A twink is small and
slender... like Mac.

158
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No. I'm too muscular.
I would be a bear.

159
00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,765
Don't think so.
Not hairy enough.

160
00:08:12,843 --> 00:08:15,505
Smooth. I would be a bear.

161
00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:17,979
See, I don't think
you'd be a bear either.

162
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I don't know what you would be.
You're definitely not a twink.

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I'd be a top. That's for sure.
Maybe.

164
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Can a twink be a top, or
is that reserved for bears?

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I'm sure there's a great deal
of switching back and forth...

166
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but I think more often
than not bears are tops.

167
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Unless they happen to be power
bottoms. What's a power bottom?

168
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A power bottom is a bottom that is capable
of receiving an enormous amount of power.

169
00:08:37,634 --> 00:08:39,101
Actually, you got it backwards.

170
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A power bottom's generating all
the power by doing most of the work.

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Does the power have to do with the
size or the strength of the bottom?

172
00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,842
Dennis, I've heard that speed
has something to do with it.

173
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Speed has everything to do with it.

174
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The speed of the bottom informs the top
how much pressure he's supposed to apply.

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Speed's the name of
the game. Right, buddy?

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Goddamn it.

177
00:09:00,156 --> 00:09:02,624
Now that you have your
silverware all set out...

178
00:09:02,692 --> 00:09:05,252
you're gonna need to refill all the
ketchup bottles in your sections.

179
00:09:05,328 --> 00:09:07,455
Ooh. That sounds like a whole thing.

180
00:09:07,531 --> 00:09:10,694
Know what I'll do... if they start to get
empty, I'll just grab some from other tables.

181
00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:13,099
No, because then someone else
is doing your work for you.

182
00:09:13,169 --> 00:09:15,103
Yeah, which makes my job easier.

183
00:09:15,171 --> 00:09:17,196
That's not how we do it here.

184
00:09:17,274 --> 00:09:19,208
You actually have to follow
the rules. We're very strict.

185
00:09:19,276 --> 00:09:21,369
Which means you probably
shouldn't be drinking beer while...

186
00:09:21,444 --> 00:09:24,038
You probably should get used to
it because I'm gonna do it anyway.

187
00:09:24,114 --> 00:09:26,514
Dee. Perfect. There you
are. Look, I need a...

188
00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:29,575
Hello. This is a surprising turn.

189
00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:32,247
Hello, Charlie. How
you doin'? This is good.

190
00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:36,122
You working here or... Wow. Look
at you. You cracked the case.

191
00:09:36,192 --> 00:09:38,319
Why are you here then? Kinda
hit rock bottom. Need a job.

192
00:09:38,395 --> 00:09:40,124
Dee, can you hook me up
with a job here?

193
00:09:40,196 --> 00:09:42,790
I've been here for, like, two
hours. Talk to the manager.

194
00:09:42,866 --> 00:09:45,858
Oh, you're the manager
now. Good for you. Thanks.

195
00:09:45,936 --> 00:09:49,633
Not an easy accomplishment. So,
job? I don't think so, Charlie.

196
00:09:49,706 --> 00:09:52,300
You're pretty weird, you make me feel
uncomfortable, and you smell really bad.

197
00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:54,809
You say that, but I
don't... I don't see it.

198
00:09:54,878 --> 00:09:58,644
Look, when I'm at work, I am
all about work. Right, Dee?

199
00:09:58,715 --> 00:10:01,206
Really does clean a mean
toilet. I'll sparkle it.

200
00:10:01,284 --> 00:10:04,117
Fine. Okay, fine.
I will give you a job.

201
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,280
You can be the assistant
sanitation apprentice.

202
00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:09,382
Oho! Nice. What does that guy do?
Hey!

203
00:10:09,459 --> 00:10:13,088
That guy is gonna clean up vomit
and shit and put out grease fires.

204
00:10:13,163 --> 00:10:14,562
Sold. Dee, get me a beer.

205
00:10:14,631 --> 00:10:16,599
You can't drink beer on the
job. You can get your own beer.

206
00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:18,725
I gotta get a beer...
take the edge off...

207
00:10:18,802 --> 00:10:21,828
and then I'll get started doin' the
fires or whatever you want me to start.

208
00:10:21,905 --> 00:10:24,321
What was it?

209
00:10:27,157 --> 00:10:29,853
Hey. You need to talk to me?
Dee, yeah.

210
00:10:29,927 --> 00:10:33,556
One of the bills that you dropped on one
of your tables was actually the wrong one.

211
00:10:33,630 --> 00:10:36,690
No. I doubledropped it. I used
to do it at Paddy's all the time.

212
00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:39,895
I use the same bill for two tables,
and I pocket the cash for the other one.

213
00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:41,403
That's stealing.
I know.

214
00:10:41,472 --> 00:10:44,100
We're sticking it to those
corporate bastards, aren't we?

215
00:10:44,174 --> 00:10:46,904
We're not doing anything.
Okay. That's rude.

216
00:10:46,977 --> 00:10:50,174
If they find out that I know that
you're doing this, I'm gonna lose my job.

217
00:10:50,247 --> 00:10:52,408
You know what? I'm not
asking you to do much.

218
00:10:52,483 --> 00:10:55,782
Just turn a blind eye while
I rob this place stupid.

219
00:10:55,853 --> 00:10:57,582
No. I need this job.

220
00:10:57,654 --> 00:11:00,282
Wow. Fine. Fine.
Okay.

221
00:11:00,357 --> 00:11:02,086
I do.
Okay.

222
00:11:02,159 --> 00:11:04,525
I have no idea why Dennis
thinks you're so cool.

223
00:11:04,595 --> 00:11:06,790
Did you say that Dennis
thinks I'm cool? What's that?

224
00:11:06,864 --> 00:11:08,798
Did you say that Dennis
thinks I'm cool?

225
00:11:08,866 --> 00:11:13,769
He thinks you're really cool. But he's my
brother, so we recap the day with each other.

226
00:11:13,837 --> 00:11:15,896
When I tell him about this,
I feel like he's gonna be...

227
00:11:15,973 --> 00:11:19,238
You don't need to tell
him that this happened. No?

228
00:11:19,309 --> 00:11:22,039
Because if you tell him
that I'm cool, then...

229
00:11:22,112 --> 00:11:25,411
maybe we can forget that this
whole thing ever happened.

230
00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:27,211
Deal.
Deal.

231
00:11:27,284 --> 00:11:30,481
Knock, knock. Sorry to interrupt. Dee,
let's talk sugars for one quick second.

232
00:11:30,554 --> 00:11:32,317
You got a sugar crisis on your tables.

233
00:11:32,389 --> 00:11:35,051
Those little sugarholder things...
they don't refill themselves.

234
00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:38,424
We're doing all the work for you, and
you're making your manager look bad.

235
00:11:38,495 --> 00:11:40,224
Thanks, Charlie.
No sweat.

236
00:11:40,297 --> 00:11:43,528
It's a team effort out there,
right? You gotta pick up your slack.

237
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,569
Otherwise, we're doing all the work
for you. You're getting a little close.

238
00:11:46,637 --> 00:11:49,333
I think I was just stretching
out, and maybe you leaned in.

239
00:11:49,406 --> 00:11:51,897
I don't think so, but let's
not let that happen again.

240
00:11:51,975 --> 00:11:55,433
Didn't mean to do anything inappropriate.
I was just trying to help out.

241
00:11:55,512 --> 00:11:58,345
Okay, you know what? Back to work,
everyone. Back to work, everybody.

242
00:11:58,415 --> 00:12:00,144
Back to work.
Back to work.

243
00:12:00,217 --> 00:12:02,151
Will you please drop the act?

244
00:12:02,219 --> 00:12:04,346
She is not into you, and
you're making me look bad.

245
00:12:04,421 --> 00:12:06,651
You're making yourself look bad.
Your tables are pathetic, Dee.

246
00:12:06,723 --> 00:12:09,783
You're not gonna impress her.
We'll see.

247
00:12:12,195 --> 00:12:14,629
Yeah.

248
00:12:14,697 --> 00:12:17,564
Oh!
He's still got it.

249
00:12:17,634 --> 00:12:20,125
What is going on here,
Frank? Who are these guys?

250
00:12:20,203 --> 00:12:22,296
These are the Yellow Jacket boys...

251
00:12:22,372 --> 00:12:24,306
my old street gang from the '50s.

252
00:12:24,374 --> 00:12:27,207
What exactly are your old,
pathetic friends doing here, Frank?

253
00:12:27,277 --> 00:12:31,008
The corporate guy decided to
buy the bookstore down the block.

254
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,844
So me and the boys thought
we'd do a little loitering.

255
00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:37,614
That's dumb. That is a dumb,
stupid, dumb idea. Dumb.

256
00:12:37,687 --> 00:12:39,746
No, Dennis, it's not
that dumb of an idea.

257
00:12:39,822 --> 00:12:43,121
If we can establish that there's a seedy
element outside of that bookstore...

258
00:12:43,192 --> 00:12:45,490
maybe the offer comes back to us.

259
00:12:45,561 --> 00:12:48,086
Exactly.
You guys do whatever you want.

260
00:12:48,164 --> 00:12:51,156
I'm gonna go back to that Oldies Rock
Café and get Charlie and Dee back.

261
00:12:51,234 --> 00:12:53,168
If we're not gonna sell the bar...

262
00:12:53,236 --> 00:12:56,137
we at least need them here cleaning
our toilets and serving us our beer.

263
00:12:56,205 --> 00:12:59,697
Great. Frank, please tell me that
you have another one of those jackets.

264
00:12:59,776 --> 00:13:01,368
Not for you, bitch.

265
00:13:05,348 --> 00:13:08,010
What the hell are you doing here?

266
00:13:08,084 --> 00:13:10,951
We want you guys to come back
because they pulled out of the sale.

267
00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:13,955
So you screw me over to sell
the bar, and then you blow it.

268
00:13:14,023 --> 00:13:17,459
Now you want me to come back just to
serve you drinks and not pay me anything.

269
00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:19,085
Is that a yes or... What is that?

270
00:13:19,162 --> 00:13:20,891
That's a no, dick.
I am very happy here.

271
00:13:20,964 --> 00:13:23,626
I will have you know I am
taking this place up the butt...

272
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,725
with a little scheme I like
to call Dee's Double Drop.

273
00:13:25,802 --> 00:13:28,532
You're doing the double drop
here too? You know about this?

274
00:13:28,604 --> 00:13:31,698
Oh, yeah. We always used to take
the difference out of your purse.

275
00:13:31,774 --> 00:13:34,072
What? Are there always
this many chicks here?

276
00:13:34,143 --> 00:13:36,043
Yeah. College crowd.

277
00:13:36,112 --> 00:13:38,580
Oh, college chicks. I like that.

278
00:13:38,648 --> 00:13:41,742
Tell you what. Why don't you
get me a job as a bartender here?

279
00:13:41,818 --> 00:13:44,480
No. Screw you.
I'm not helping you.

280
00:13:44,554 --> 00:13:46,385
Why wouldn't you help me?
What are you talking about?

281
00:13:46,456 --> 00:13:49,653
How is it not obvious? It's
not obvious to me at all.

282
00:13:49,726 --> 00:13:51,717
You are stupid. You
are straight up stupid.

283
00:13:51,794 --> 00:13:54,786
Why the hell am I talking to you about
this anyway? You're just an underling.

284
00:13:54,864 --> 00:13:57,424
Let me talk to a manager. I
think that's a very good idea.

285
00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:00,958
Why don't you take this application
and go to the back office?

286
00:14:01,037 --> 00:14:03,505
I'll send the manager
right in to you.

287
00:14:03,573 --> 00:14:05,598
Okay, all right. Back here?
Back there.

288
00:14:05,675 --> 00:14:08,109
You son of a bitch.

289
00:14:09,412 --> 00:14:11,312
Hey. Sorry for keeping you waiting.

290
00:14:11,381 --> 00:14:13,008
It's busy out there tonight.

291
00:14:13,082 --> 00:14:15,710
So, Charlie Kelly.
Nice to meet you.

292
00:14:15,785 --> 00:14:19,949
Uh, I understand you're looking
for a bartending position.

293
00:14:20,023 --> 00:14:23,117
What the hell you doin'?
You're the manager here now?

294
00:14:23,192 --> 00:14:25,183
Things move very quickly
here at the Oldies Rock Café.

295
00:14:25,261 --> 00:14:28,856
May I? I need to look
over your forms here.

296
00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:32,332
I think I'll just... Can I just
take a quick peek at that? Thank you.

297
00:14:32,402 --> 00:14:35,371
Let's take a little
look-see here. Okay. Good.

298
00:14:35,438 --> 00:14:37,372
Good, good.
This all looks good.

299
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:41,877
So, uh, tell me about Paddy's
Pub. Are you kidding me?

300
00:14:41,944 --> 00:14:43,809
I think I need to know
what your duties were.

301
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,848
I'm not gonna answer any of
your... Did you do anything there?

302
00:14:45,915 --> 00:14:49,180
I am not gonna answer any of your
questions. Just give me a job.

303
00:14:49,252 --> 00:14:51,720
Really. Well, does not respond
well to authority. Noted.

304
00:14:51,788 --> 00:14:54,348
Goddamn it. Goddamn you.

305
00:14:54,424 --> 00:14:56,688
Language is a bit of an issue
here at the Oldies Rock Café.

306
00:14:56,759 --> 00:15:00,388
Charlie! What are you
doing in my office?

307
00:15:00,463 --> 00:15:03,660
A little research.
Are you... Dennis.

308
00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:06,531
Hey.
Hi.

309
00:15:06,602 --> 00:15:11,198
Wow, look at you. You
look... Lookin' good. Okay.

310
00:15:11,274 --> 00:15:13,742
Are you the manager?
Yes.

311
00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:17,678
First of all, let me just apologize to
you for never calling you back, ever.

312
00:15:17,747 --> 00:15:22,309
And secondly, I'm here because
I'm looking for a bartending job.

313
00:15:22,385 --> 00:15:25,320
Oh, well, maybe I should then...

314
00:15:25,388 --> 00:15:28,653
I'll go and just get your...
uniform. Get me a uniform?

315
00:15:28,724 --> 00:15:32,182
Is that what you were gonna say?
We said the same thing earlier.

316
00:15:32,261 --> 00:15:34,195
Off you go.
Okay.

317
00:15:34,263 --> 00:15:36,197
Okay.

318
00:15:36,265 --> 00:15:38,426
What is her name again?

319
00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:40,093
I hate you.

320
00:15:51,347 --> 00:15:53,713
That was a knock, man.

321
00:15:53,783 --> 00:15:56,843
This isn't very intimidating, Frank.

322
00:15:56,919 --> 00:16:00,446
Don't worry. We're sending
out a strong message, Mac.

323
00:16:00,523 --> 00:16:02,388
Hey, look, kids. It's
a '50s doowop group.

324
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:05,518
What? No, we're not
a '50s doowop group.

325
00:16:05,595 --> 00:16:07,756
Would you sing us a
song? We don't sing, guy.

326
00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:11,095
Oh, yeah, we do. We'll sing.
We'll sing for you. Right, boys?

327
00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:14,034
You guys sing? Of course
we sing. We're a gang.

328
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:18,403
No, no! Gangsters don't sing! What are you
talking about? Ever hear of gangster rap?

329
00:16:18,474 --> 00:16:22,137
We are not gonna intimidate anybody if we're
entertaining the whole goddamn neighborhood.

330
00:16:22,211 --> 00:16:25,408
Are you kidding me? Listen to this.

331
00:16:25,481 --> 00:16:27,039
One, two, three.
Bom, bom bom

332
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,380
Those darn Yellow Jacket boys

333
00:16:29,452 --> 00:16:31,113
Buzz, buzz, bumble

334
00:16:31,187 --> 00:16:35,021
They don't pay for soda pop
'cause they really rumble

335
00:16:35,091 --> 00:16:37,252
Buzz, buzz, buzz

336
00:16:37,326 --> 00:16:39,294
Bzz, bzz, bzz!
Goddamn it!

337
00:16:39,362 --> 00:16:41,990
Goddamn it!

338
00:16:42,064 --> 00:16:43,998
Oohooh
Yeah

339
00:16:44,066 --> 00:16:46,500
Bumba, babababa, oombaoom

340
00:16:46,569 --> 00:16:48,730
Lick 'em and stick 'em, ladies!

341
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,231
Whoo!
Excuse me.

342
00:16:53,309 --> 00:16:56,107
Wow. You know what? You are
not allowed to drink on the job.

343
00:16:56,179 --> 00:16:58,909
What are you doing? I'm a
bartender. All I do is drink.

344
00:16:58,981 --> 00:17:02,246
That's against the rules. We're not
actually following the rules, are we?

345
00:17:02,318 --> 00:17:04,684
Hey, Cocktail, can I get those
drinks before my shift ends?

346
00:17:04,754 --> 00:17:08,588
I'm sorry. I've been so busy getting so many
phone numbers. Yeah, what's that all about?

347
00:17:08,658 --> 00:17:10,626
While you've been
picking up bar whores...

348
00:17:10,693 --> 00:17:12,854
I have been doubledropping
like a bastard out there.

349
00:17:12,929 --> 00:17:15,796
You're doubledropping again?
I never stopped doubledropping.

350
00:17:15,865 --> 00:17:18,834
That is unbelievable.
What are you on about?

351
00:17:18,901 --> 00:17:22,200
I thought we were sticking it to the
man. I am not sticking it to anyone.

352
00:17:22,271 --> 00:17:24,364
This is my job. I
have to report you two.

353
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:27,273
Wow.

354
00:17:27,343 --> 00:17:30,039
This tattletale business is
very ugly, isn't it, Dennis?

355
00:17:30,112 --> 00:17:31,773
Yeah.

356
00:17:31,847 --> 00:17:33,576
You know what, Dennis.

357
00:17:33,649 --> 00:17:36,209
I took a chance giving you a job
here, and you're screwing me over.

358
00:17:36,285 --> 00:17:39,777
Why are you being so needy? Do you
realize how unattractive that is to me?

359
00:17:39,855 --> 00:17:42,847
Don't you wanna be
attractive to me? Come on.

360
00:17:42,925 --> 00:17:45,052
All right, ladies. Who wants
to do a shot off my abs?

361
00:17:47,897 --> 00:17:49,626
What's goin' on over
there? Are you all right?

362
00:17:49,699 --> 00:17:52,600
I'm not all right. Dennis and
Dee are being complete assfaces.

363
00:17:52,668 --> 00:17:54,659
I gave them a chance to work here.

364
00:17:54,737 --> 00:17:56,898
They're stealing from the
restaurant, and I'm gonna get fired.

365
00:17:56,973 --> 00:17:59,567
What? They're stealing?
Yes.

366
00:17:59,642 --> 00:18:02,110
I will take care of Dennis
and Dee for you, all right?

367
00:18:02,178 --> 00:18:04,237
I will rid you of
those two jerks. Really?

368
00:18:04,313 --> 00:18:08,249
Yes. Thanks, Charlie.
That's really nice of you.

369
00:18:08,317 --> 00:18:09,875
Hey, how about a hug
to cheer you up?

370
00:18:09,952 --> 00:18:12,216
Well, a quick one.

371
00:18:12,288 --> 00:18:14,813
Oh, for real? Oh, man.

372
00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:16,551
Okay. That's good.

373
00:18:16,626 --> 00:18:20,062
Doesn't this feel right?
That felt good. No. Thank you.

374
00:18:20,129 --> 00:18:22,597
Wow. Why are you so sweaty?
It's really hot in here.

375
00:18:22,665 --> 00:18:24,599
It's not hot. It's freezing.
It is freezing, isn't it?

376
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,032
They're blazing that A.C.

377
00:18:26,102 --> 00:18:28,161
All right, listen, Yellow Jackets.

378
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:31,695
Just let me do the talking. I'm
gonna let my blade do the talkin'.

379
00:18:31,774 --> 00:18:33,708
Jesus Christ, Frank!
No blades. Okay?

380
00:18:33,776 --> 00:18:35,266
We're just sending him a message.

381
00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:38,370
If he doesn't buy the bar,
then there's gonna be trouble.

382
00:18:38,447 --> 00:18:40,711
You bet.

383
00:18:44,086 --> 00:18:46,077
What are you people
doing at my house?

384
00:18:46,155 --> 00:18:50,285
Well, actually, sir, we are here
just to talk. I'm not buying your bar.

385
00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:53,453
Look, pal, you'd
better not mess with us.

386
00:18:53,529 --> 00:18:55,463
You see Hawky over here?
Uhhuh.

387
00:18:55,531 --> 00:18:58,796
He's crazy. I'm not sure
what he's capable of.

388
00:18:58,868 --> 00:19:02,065
Is that right? You got
something to say, old man?

389
00:19:11,614 --> 00:19:14,640
Good night.

390
00:19:14,717 --> 00:19:19,313
Guess what. I just topped myself for
most phone numbers in one day... nine.

391
00:19:19,388 --> 00:19:21,754
Nine? Come on.
What do you think?

392
00:19:21,824 --> 00:19:23,815
Six strawberry margaritas,
please. You got it, babe.

393
00:19:23,893 --> 00:19:26,726
You know what? Don't make 'em, 'cause
you won't have your jobs much longer.

394
00:19:26,796 --> 00:19:30,459
Corporate's on their way down
here right now to fire your asses.

395
00:19:30,533 --> 00:19:32,125
What? You told on us?

396
00:19:32,201 --> 00:19:35,830
Babe, don't do that to me. I feel like
we were getting so close, sweet baby.

397
00:19:35,905 --> 00:19:38,339
He doesn't even know
your name. Yes, I do.

398
00:19:38,407 --> 00:19:41,899
What's my name? What is it?
Beautiful.

399
00:19:41,977 --> 00:19:45,003
Oh, my God. You're a dick. I
called you Beautiful all the time.

400
00:19:45,081 --> 00:19:46,776
Would you not want to
be called beautiful?

401
00:19:46,849 --> 00:19:48,578
One of you guys
the one who called me?

402
00:19:48,651 --> 00:19:51,051
Right here. These are the
two that were stealing.

403
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,111
Wait a minute.
I know you. And you.

404
00:19:53,189 --> 00:19:55,350
You're the guys who own that
dive bar down the street.

405
00:19:55,424 --> 00:19:58,518
You're the corporate dude
with the helicopter. Right.

406
00:19:58,594 --> 00:20:00,926
Here's the thing. I had a
really strange night last night.

407
00:20:00,996 --> 00:20:02,930
Your friends
and their doowop group...

408
00:20:02,998 --> 00:20:05,228
they showed up at my
house and attacked me.

409
00:20:05,301 --> 00:20:09,397
One of them died on my doorstep,
and it sort of put me in a funk.

410
00:20:09,472 --> 00:20:12,464
So I'm gonna clean house,
and you're all fired.

411
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:15,704
What?
Yeah. You guys are all fired.

412
00:20:15,778 --> 00:20:18,008
I'm not fired.
I'm not fired, right?

413
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:21,516
Did you hire these people?
She sure did. She hired me.

414
00:20:21,584 --> 00:20:25,350
Then clearly you're an idiot,
because these people are psychopaths.

415
00:20:25,421 --> 00:20:27,821
But, no, you're not fired.
I'm just kidding. You are.

416
00:20:27,890 --> 00:20:29,824
Everybody, get the hell
out of my restaurant.

417
00:20:29,892 --> 00:20:31,860
Psychotic. Come on.
Goddamn it.

418
00:20:31,927 --> 00:20:33,918
Goddamn it, Charlie!
Really?

419
00:20:33,996 --> 00:20:36,191
How am I gonna pay
for my rent next month?

420
00:20:36,265 --> 00:20:39,792
Don't worry about it. Come
live with me. Go to hell!

421
00:20:39,869 --> 00:20:42,736
Whoa. She is strung up supertight.

422
00:20:42,805 --> 00:20:44,796
You guys wanna do
some farewell shots?

423
00:20:44,874 --> 00:20:46,569
Absolutely, buddy.
Here we go.

424
00:20:46,642 --> 00:20:48,735
Hawky lived a fast, hard life.

425
00:20:48,811 --> 00:20:53,578
Some stars shine so bright that
they burn out before their time.

426
00:20:53,649 --> 00:20:55,583
We're gonna miss you, Hawky.

427
00:21:05,194 --> 00:21:08,595
Okay. You ready, boys?
Yeah.

428
00:21:08,664 --> 00:21:10,063
Boom, boom, boom, boom

429
00:21:10,132 --> 00:21:13,260
Hawky never spoke much

430
00:21:13,335 --> 00:21:17,135
But he had his doo-doo-doowop

431
00:21:17,206 --> 00:21:25,011
Now you're buzzing around
that hive in the sky

432
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:29,949
Yellow Jacket Hawky
Oh, yeah

433
00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:36,720
We bid you goodbye

434
00:21:38,928 --> 00:21:43,627
Buzz