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Dee's bringing another boyfriend?

2
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She won't shut up about this
one. He's a local rapper.

3
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He's like some hotshot
rapper. What's his name?

4
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Lil' Jeff. Lil' Joe. It's was,
like, Jonathan, Little Michael.

5
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Lil' Kev?
Little... Lil' Kev.

6
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Shit. I've heard about
him. He's a local celebrity.

7
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He's supposed to be the
next Eminem. What is he?

8
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Like a small guy or little
guy? No, probably not.

9
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I think it's just a rapper thing.
Lil' Kim. Yeah, it's like...

10
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You never know though. He could have, like,
a little hand or a little foot or something.

11
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I doubt he'd want to call attention
to that by calling himself Lil' Kev.

12
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That could be his thing.
Biggie Smalls was fat.

13
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Yeah. He was big and small.
You know, and, like... Right.

14
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I guess his head was
small, but his body was big.

15
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So this guy could have, like,
a little hand and a giant body.

16
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What's up, hos? I'd like
you to meet somebody.

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Kevin, these are the clowns I work with.

18
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Oh, this your crew, baby?
Mm-hmm.

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Girl, you silly. They ain't
no clowns. What up, fellas?

20
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What's up, man? Hey,
man. How's it going?

21
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I gots to get back to the studio, but
I'll holler at you later, okay, pooh bear?

22
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Mm-hmm.
Yo, later, fellas.

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See ya, man.
Yeah.

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Boom. Yep, you're seein' it.

25
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Hey, Dee, does that guy have,
like, a... like, a little hand?

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Charlie, I was gonna
say his foot looks small.

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Nah. Well, dude, it's possible.

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The shoes were the same
size, but his hand was like...

29
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He doesn't have a little
hand or a little foot.

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Wait. Did that guy go
to Waldron? I don't know.

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Is his name Kevin Gallagher?
Yes.

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Holy shit. No, that guy's
retarded. Well, you're retarded.

33
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No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm
saying he is an actual retarded person.

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We went to elementary school together.

35
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He used to take classes in a trailer
outside school. He rode the short bus.

36
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Whatever. You think I wouldn't know
if the guy I'm dating is retarded?

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There is no way I am
dating a retarded person.

38
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But he's so tough and
popular and famous.

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I mean, he's a successful musician.

40
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Jesus, sweetie. The
guy might be retarded.

41
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Yeah, but he might not be.
Plus, he gives me things.

42
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Did you guys see this necklace?
It's got diamonds in it.

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I gotta think about this.

44
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Come take a look at my elementary
school yearbook sometime, Dee.

45
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He's retarded. Uh, guys,
I'm getting an idea.

46
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Charlie, follow me on this
one for a second. Okay.

47
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Retarded or not... I mean, clearly
there's something off about that guy.

48
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Oh, no. That guy's very messed up.

49
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Yeah. No, he's... I'm saying
he's retarded. Yeah, whatever.

50
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But he's an up-and-coming
musician. I mean, he's, like...

51
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really building a
following in this city.

52
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He's like the next Eminem.
Right. He's supposed to be big.

53
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Okay. So, if he can do it,
why can't we?

54
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I can't argue that logic, man. What are you
suggesting? I'm thinking we start a band.

55
00:03:01,430 --> 00:03:03,364
Holy shit. Yeah!

56
00:03:03,432 --> 00:03:05,229
Yeah?

57
00:03:05,301 --> 00:03:07,235
We're in a band!
Yeah! Let's do it!

58
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I've always wanted to be a rock god.
If he's getting chicks... Ooh! Ooh, ooh.

59
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Why are you "ooh, oohing" me?
Why are you... You're not in it.

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Why am I not in it?
I have a great voice.

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You do have a great voice.
You have an excellent voice.

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But the problem is you're into all
that early '80s glam rock fem shit...

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and it's just not the artistic
direction I want to take the band in.

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Artistic direction? You guys
don't even play instruments.

65
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Well, no... Okay, well,
that doesn't matter, does it?

66
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Because it's all about rocking
and looking cool and kicking ass.

67
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Yeah, I think he's right. It's
all about image and marketing.

68
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I mean, there's no bands out
there with any musical ability.

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Frank, I like the way you
think. You're in the band.

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Oh!

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Wow. Dude, don't overreact
about it, man. See you, buddy.

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Frank, get out that checkbook.
You're gonna buy us some instruments.

73
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Yeah, brother.
That's a hot guitar.

74
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You got, uh, graphite reinforced
neck, 35 inch scale, two humbuckers.

75
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Yeah, guy, move over six inches.

76
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Oh, yeah.

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Um, yeah, so I was saying...
Yeah, that's it. Shut up.

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Soak it in.

79
00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:05,255
Uh, so I was saying, uh, graphite
reinforced neck... Boom. Yeah.

80
00:04:05,327 --> 00:04:09,058
35 inch scale...
Shh. That's the one.

81
00:04:18,707 --> 00:04:22,370
Check this thing out, man.
It's like a weapon. Cool, bro.

82
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Holy shit. Where did you
learn how to play like that?

83
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Oh, man, keyboards just make sense
to me, man. I get 'em, you know?

84
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Charlie, you're amazing. Hey, man,
you're gonna be our ace in the hole.

85
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You know what though? Can I talk
to you for a second about this?

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Sure. Any way that I can be
in the back of the stage...

87
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or, like, behind some
kind of curtain? Why?

88
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Well, can I bare my soul to you
for a second, man? Of course, buddy.

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This is huge for me. I've
always wanted to do this. Mm-hmm.

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It's, like, this is a big deal.
I've just always been afraid...

91
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that people are gonna boo
me or they're gonna hate me.

92
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It's why I've never pursued my dreams,
man. So, I mean, if that happens...

93
00:04:54,910 --> 00:04:57,811
it's gonna crush me, I'm gonna crumble,
I'm gonna fall to pieces, I'm gonna scream.

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You're not listening to what
I'm saying, are you? Totally.

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Dude, I think we should do,
like, a Sex Pistols thing, right?

96
00:05:02,551 --> 00:05:04,485
Where I'm Sid Vicious
and you're Johnny Rotten.

97
00:05:04,553 --> 00:05:08,421
No, no. I'm Simon and you're Garfunkel,
if anything. No. You're Axl. I'm Slash.

98
00:05:08,490 --> 00:05:11,891
No. I'm Holland Oates.
You're, like, Peter Gabriel.

99
00:05:11,961 --> 00:05:13,826
Hall and Oates is
two separate people.

100
00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:17,889
No. Holland is his first name
and Oates is his last name, dude.

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Whatever, dude.
I just wanna kick ass.

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Hey. You with that bald guy?
Yeah.

103
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Yeah, well, get him out of
here, or I'm calling the cops.

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I'm taking these.

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There he is. Good old Special
K. He is drooling on himself.

106
00:05:43,158 --> 00:05:45,353
Well, so what? He's, like,
seven in this yearbook.

107
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Okay, if I'm gonna break up
with this guy, I need some proof.

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Well, look, Dee, you're free
to date whoever you want, okay?

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I just think you should know whether or
not you're gold-digging a retarded guy.

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Okay, number one, I'm not gold-digging
anybody, okay? I really like this guy.

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And second of all, this doesn't prove
that he's retarded. You want proof?

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I want proof. When are
you seeing him next?

113
00:06:01,677 --> 00:06:04,475
I'm picking him up in, like,
an hour. You're picking him up?

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He doesn't drive. Ooh.
Uh, that's funny...

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'cause people who
aren't retarded usually drive.

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Retarded one.
Normal zero.

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Not bad, Dennis. Nice neighborhood.
Owns his own house. Three stories.

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Looks like it's
retarded one, normal one.

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Yes? Oh, hi. I think we
have the wrong address.

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Are you Dee?
Yeah. Who are you?

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I'm Kevin's mom.
Come on in.

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Oh, lives with his mom. I think
I'll be taking that point back.

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Kevin's in his room.
Go on up if you like.

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Oh, thank you, Mrs. Gallagher. You
must be very, very proud of your son.

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I mean, he has overcome some
pretty difficult odds. Yes, he has.

126
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Well, you're talking about
the rapping. Excuse me?

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Those odds you're referring to, you're
talking about his rapping career.

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I guess.
Mrs. Gallagher...

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would you describe your
son as a "special" guy?

130
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No, you can't do that. Why
can't I do that? What's wrong...

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Because he's her son.
Of course he's special.

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That's an easy yes. You think
he's special, right? Well, yes.

133
00:07:00,369 --> 00:07:03,861
Yeah, that means nothing to me. That means
a whole lot. Retarded three, normal zero.

134
00:07:08,911 --> 00:07:11,539
Hold on. Hang on. How come you
got that point? That was my point.

135
00:07:11,613 --> 00:07:13,547
What... That was my point.
Retarded two, normal one.

136
00:07:13,615 --> 00:07:16,743
She practically came out and told us he
was retarded. Retarded four, normal zero.

137
00:07:16,819 --> 00:07:20,016
Whoa! Hold on a second. Where'd four
come from? It's definitely not four.

138
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Let's see. There's the driving,
the drooling in the yearbook...

139
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the overcoming the odds, the living
with the mom and now the special thing.

140
00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:26,625
You know what? It's not
four. It's five. Yeah?

141
00:07:26,695 --> 00:07:29,994
Are you the point king? You pick up points
left and right? It's retarded three, normal one.

142
00:07:30,065 --> 00:07:32,090
Oh, come on. There's so much
more retarded stuff that...

143
00:07:34,203 --> 00:07:36,137
What's up?

144
00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:39,174
Hey!
Oh, you brought your crew, baby.

145
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This is my brother, Dennis,
and he's gonna give us a ride.

146
00:07:42,144 --> 00:07:44,044
Oh, snap! What up, son?
Hey.

147
00:07:44,113 --> 00:07:45,740
I didn't know we were doing all that.

148
00:07:45,814 --> 00:07:48,214
Yo, I gotta grab a couple of
things. Be ready to "rizzoll."

149
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Man, that's retard strength if I've
ever seen it. You know what I mean?

150
00:07:52,755 --> 00:07:56,020
Shut your mouth.

151
00:08:00,629 --> 00:08:02,654
Go!

152
00:08:02,731 --> 00:08:06,064
Go! Go!

153
00:08:06,135 --> 00:08:09,002
All right, stop! Stop!
Why are you not singing?

154
00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:12,438
Well, uh, it doesn't sound very good.

155
00:08:12,508 --> 00:08:15,375
Well, then huff some glue, bro.
Oh, I've been huffing glue, guys.

156
00:08:15,444 --> 00:08:17,275
Then growl into the microphone,
Charlie. No. This is...

157
00:08:17,346 --> 00:08:19,280
I don't even wanna growl.
I'm not a growler. Wait.

158
00:08:19,348 --> 00:08:22,545
Band meeting! Band meeting! Yeah, band
meeting! We need to have a band meeting!

159
00:08:22,618 --> 00:08:28,056
Hold on a minute! We're sittin' around
here practicin' like a bunch of pansies!

160
00:08:28,123 --> 00:08:31,286
We should be out gettin'
wasted and breakin' shit!

161
00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:34,557
Frank's absolutely right. How can we be rock
stars if we're not living like rock stars?

162
00:08:34,630 --> 00:08:37,326
Well, okay. If we live like
rock stars, the music will come!

163
00:08:37,399 --> 00:08:39,424
Okay. Okay. Okay. The
music will come, Charlie!

164
00:08:39,501 --> 00:08:41,435
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! Stop, dude!

165
00:08:41,503 --> 00:08:44,870
What are you doing? That's my
good chair. That's your good chair?

166
00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:47,408
Yeah.
It's covered in bird shit.

167
00:08:47,476 --> 00:08:50,377
No.
That's toothpaste, man.

168
00:08:50,445 --> 00:08:53,710
That's clearly bird shit.
No, it's not. It's toothpaste.

169
00:08:53,782 --> 00:08:55,716
Do you even own a toothbrush?
I, uh...

170
00:08:59,221 --> 00:09:01,314
Look, don't break my chair.
Oh, my God!

171
00:09:01,390 --> 00:09:04,086
No! Wait, wait, wait. Wait
a minute. Charlie is right.

172
00:09:04,159 --> 00:09:06,753
We should not be breaking
our own shit.

173
00:09:06,829 --> 00:09:11,562
We should be out there breaking other
people's shit. That's rock and roll.

174
00:09:11,633 --> 00:09:13,692
Yeah!

175
00:09:13,769 --> 00:09:17,136
That's what I'm talking about!
You feeling better, Charlie? Whoo!

176
00:09:17,206 --> 00:09:18,969
Yeah! Whoo!

177
00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:23,239
Keep smashing things,
guys! It's a ripple effect!

178
00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:26,804
Hey, how'd you guys get a hotel room
without putting a credit card down?

179
00:09:26,882 --> 00:09:29,476
We did use a credit card, man.
I took it out of your wallet.

180
00:09:29,551 --> 00:09:31,519
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

181
00:09:31,587 --> 00:09:35,023
My credit card number's
down at the desk? Yeah.

182
00:09:35,090 --> 00:09:38,651
You mean we're smashing up a hotel room
with my credit card down at the desk!

183
00:09:38,727 --> 00:09:40,661
Why-Why-Why would you do that?

184
00:09:40,729 --> 00:09:43,960
Uh, they don't let you book a hotel room
without putting down a credit card, Frank.

185
00:09:44,032 --> 00:09:46,830
What year do you think it is?

186
00:09:46,902 --> 00:09:48,995
Well, we gotta put this stuff
back together again. What?

187
00:09:49,071 --> 00:09:52,507
Get the glue. Charlie, you gotta get the
glue. What? Glue is for huffing, dude.

188
00:09:52,574 --> 00:09:55,634
Get me the glue! Get me the
glue! It's a part of his process.

189
00:09:55,711 --> 00:09:58,839
This is not rock and roll!

190
00:10:08,223 --> 00:10:11,715
Oh, this shit is funny!
You like this movie?

191
00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:14,785
Your shirt's on backwards.
What?

192
00:10:14,863 --> 00:10:16,990
Oh, snap! It is.

193
00:10:17,065 --> 00:10:19,659
Oh, look!

194
00:10:39,354 --> 00:10:41,652
We need to break up.

195
00:10:50,053 --> 00:10:53,079
Yes, sir. Yes, sir!

196
00:10:53,156 --> 00:10:56,125
Hey. Where's your suit?

197
00:10:56,192 --> 00:10:59,559
I'm not wearing the suit, Frank, because
it's lame, and you look like a pussy.

198
00:10:59,629 --> 00:11:03,531
That-That defeats the whole purpose. I
mean, the idea is to trick the moms...

199
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,932
into letting the kids bop with us.

200
00:11:06,002 --> 00:11:08,800
It's not the '50s anymore, Frank.
The kids aren't bopping anymore.

201
00:11:08,872 --> 00:11:11,568
They're banging each other and doing
meth before they hit grade school.

202
00:11:11,641 --> 00:11:14,769
Well, can I at least pick the
name of the band? What do you got?

203
00:11:14,844 --> 00:11:18,336
The Pecan Sandies.

204
00:11:18,415 --> 00:11:21,907
Isn't that a cookie? Yeah, it's a
cookie, but it's got another meaning.

205
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,612
What's the other meaning?
What?

206
00:11:23,687 --> 00:11:25,746
Other than a cookie,
what's the other meaning?

207
00:11:25,822 --> 00:11:28,620
It's a, you know... It's
a... It's a sexual meaning.

208
00:11:28,692 --> 00:11:31,422
No, we are not the Pecan Sandies,
all right? We are Chemical Toilet.

209
00:11:31,494 --> 00:11:35,055
Because chicks want guys that wear tight
pants and tattered clothing and spit blood...

210
00:11:35,131 --> 00:11:37,998
not guys dressed like waiters who
name themselves after desserts.

211
00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:40,730
We are Chemical Toilet.
Charlie! Porta-potty.

212
00:11:40,804 --> 00:11:43,796
Hey, how's that song coming? Yeah,
I'll be out in a second, all right?

213
00:11:43,873 --> 00:11:46,171
And, Frank, who the hell is this guy?

214
00:11:46,242 --> 00:11:49,109
Ah, that's Ernie. He works for
beer. He looks a little tangled up.

215
00:11:49,179 --> 00:11:51,647
Does he know anything about hooking
up that electrical equipment?

216
00:11:51,715 --> 00:11:54,240
No.
Okay, okay. I'm ready to rock.

217
00:11:54,317 --> 00:11:56,342
And who are you supposed
to be? Bob Dylan, man.

218
00:11:56,419 --> 00:11:58,512
Jesus Christ. We are all over
the place. Check this out.

219
00:11:58,588 --> 00:12:00,522
Is this a page from a coloring book?

220
00:12:00,590 --> 00:12:02,854
No, dude. That's "Night
Man. " Those are lyrics.

221
00:12:02,926 --> 00:12:04,757
Whatever. Let's just
rock. "Night Man," baby.

222
00:12:04,828 --> 00:12:06,762
Okay, this is what I'm talking
about. Let's rock and roll!

223
00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:08,559
Yeeha!
All right.

224
00:12:08,631 --> 00:12:11,395
Where's my curtain? Don't worry about
the curtain. You're not gonna need it.

225
00:12:11,468 --> 00:12:13,402
I want a curtain blocking
my face. You don't need it.

226
00:12:13,470 --> 00:12:15,233
Go on. Go have a beer, Ernie.
Okay.

227
00:12:15,305 --> 00:12:17,205
All right. Ready?

228
00:12:17,273 --> 00:12:19,503
Five, six, seven, eight.

229
00:12:19,576 --> 00:12:22,101
Night Man
sneaky and mean

230
00:12:22,178 --> 00:12:25,079
Spider inside my dreams
I think I love you

231
00:12:25,148 --> 00:12:27,708
You make me wanna cry
You make me wanna die

232
00:12:27,784 --> 00:12:32,016
I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you, Night Man

233
00:12:32,088 --> 00:12:35,251
Every night you come into
my room and pin me down

234
00:12:35,325 --> 00:12:37,919
With your strong arms
You pin me down

235
00:12:37,994 --> 00:12:41,088
And I try to fight you You
come inside me, You fill me up

236
00:12:41,164 --> 00:12:43,359
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And I become the Night Man

237
00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:45,867
Charlie, Charlie. Whoa,
Charlie, hold on a second.

238
00:12:45,935 --> 00:12:48,768
The first half of that song was kinda
cool, but what's with the second half?

239
00:12:48,838 --> 00:12:51,398
It's about the Night Man, like,
filling me up, and I become him.

240
00:12:51,474 --> 00:12:53,408
I become the spirit
of the Night Man.

241
00:12:53,476 --> 00:12:56,036
It sounds like a song where a man
breaks into your house and rapes you.

242
00:12:56,112 --> 00:12:58,103
What, dude? Where are you
getting that from? All right. No.

243
00:12:58,181 --> 00:13:00,411
It's just two men
sharing the night

244
00:13:00,483 --> 00:13:02,815
It might seem wrong
but it's just right

245
00:13:02,886 --> 00:13:05,320
It's just two men
sharing each other

246
00:13:05,388 --> 00:13:07,879
It's just two men
like lovin' brothers

247
00:13:07,957 --> 00:13:09,891
One on top and one on bottom

248
00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:12,723
One inside and one is out

249
00:13:12,796 --> 00:13:15,458
One is screamin'
He's so happy

250
00:13:15,532 --> 00:13:17,466
The other's screamin'
a passionate shout

251
00:13:17,534 --> 00:13:21,527
It's the Night Man They're
feeling so wrong and right, man

252
00:13:21,604 --> 00:13:24,072
They're feeling so wrong and right, man

253
00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:26,700
I can't fight you, man
when you come inside me

254
00:13:26,776 --> 00:13:29,711
And pin me down
with your strong hands

255
00:13:29,779 --> 00:13:33,772
And I become the Night

256
00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:36,546
The passionate
passionate Night Man

257
00:13:36,619 --> 00:13:39,417
We need a new front man. Right. You
want someone with a good voice...

258
00:13:39,489 --> 00:13:40,979
Yes.
Who's attractive...

259
00:13:41,057 --> 00:13:42,547
Yes.
Someone with charisma.

260
00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:46,026
Yes. Well, I've got an
awful lot of reading to do.

261
00:13:46,095 --> 00:13:48,256
Do you wanna be in
the band or not, dude?

262
00:13:49,399 --> 00:13:51,492
Can I wear spandex?
I'd rather you didn't.

263
00:13:51,568 --> 00:13:54,002
I think I'm gonna wear spandex.

264
00:13:54,070 --> 00:13:56,004
Are you ready?
Yeah. Let me see it.

265
00:13:56,072 --> 00:13:58,006
What if I did something
like this? Ready? Let me see.

266
00:13:58,074 --> 00:14:01,271
I give a kick, but then I'm gonna stomp
down. A kick is good, stomp is good.

267
00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:03,278
You know what mean? Like...

268
00:14:04,714 --> 00:14:07,683
That's good. Every time I
stomp, you do that. That's good.

269
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,809
Oh, man. Really?

270
00:14:09,886 --> 00:14:12,684
Come on, dude. What's with
the sash and the codpiece?

271
00:14:12,755 --> 00:14:15,451
Don't be afraid of a
little sex appeal, Mac.

272
00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:18,289
You look like a drag queen.
I look like a rock god.

273
00:14:18,361 --> 00:14:21,091
All right, here's the song.

274
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,189
What the hell is this, a
page from a coloring book?

275
00:14:23,266 --> 00:14:26,724
It's a song Charlie wrote. It's called "Night
Man. " Skip the raping parts and get on stage.

276
00:14:26,803 --> 00:14:29,431
Very well. Well, I just
broke up with Kevin.

277
00:14:29,505 --> 00:14:32,303
We're trying to practice. I can't
do it. I can't get it out of my head.

278
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:34,843
I don't know if he's retarded,
but I can't stop thinking about it.

279
00:14:34,911 --> 00:14:37,038
Dee, we're trying to
have band practice here.

280
00:14:37,113 --> 00:14:39,308
I was gonna ride this guy to
the top. You know what I mean?

281
00:14:39,382 --> 00:14:41,612
He was gonna put me in
one of his rap videos.

282
00:14:41,684 --> 00:14:44,517
Look, the guy's not retarded, okay?

283
00:14:44,587 --> 00:14:47,385
What? Yeah. I was just
saying that to mess with you.

284
00:14:47,457 --> 00:14:49,687
Why? Why would you do
something like that?

285
00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:52,523
I thought it'd be funny.
It's not funny.

286
00:14:52,595 --> 00:14:57,089
It's not funny at all. This guy's perfect for
me, and you've blown it and ruined everything.

287
00:14:57,166 --> 00:15:00,624
You are a bad, bad person.

288
00:15:00,703 --> 00:15:03,365
Ew.
All right. Ready, guys?

289
00:15:03,439 --> 00:15:05,805
So, that guy's not retarded?

290
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:08,139
Oh, no, he's totally retarded.

291
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:11,146
All right, let's rock.
Five, six, seven, eight.

292
00:15:25,595 --> 00:15:30,897
They took you, Night Man
and you don't belong to them

293
00:15:32,068 --> 00:15:34,730
They locked me in
a world of darkness

294
00:15:34,804 --> 00:15:36,738
Without your sexy hands

295
00:15:36,806 --> 00:15:42,176
And I miss you, Night Man
so bad

296
00:15:46,015 --> 00:15:48,711
Stupid, can't write...

297
00:15:48,785 --> 00:15:50,844
Charlie?
Oh, oh.

298
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:53,115
Let's join forces.
Hello! Come right in.

299
00:15:53,189 --> 00:15:55,248
I will.
What happened to your band?

300
00:15:55,325 --> 00:15:58,726
Kicked me out. Well,
it hurts, doesn't it?

301
00:15:58,795 --> 00:16:01,195
Hmm. What's with the, uh, curtains?

302
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,892
I'm living in a world of darkness.

303
00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:07,095
Right. Let's get some light in here.

304
00:16:09,839 --> 00:16:12,399
Whoa. What's with
the spray paint, man?

305
00:16:12,475 --> 00:16:15,205
Uh... What's with your outfit, man?

306
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,303
Why don't we put the
curtains back up? No, no.

307
00:16:18,514 --> 00:16:21,381
What is going on up here?

308
00:16:21,451 --> 00:16:23,976
I never know, man.

309
00:16:24,053 --> 00:16:26,613
Daylight.

310
00:16:26,689 --> 00:16:29,021
Yeah, I like that.

311
00:16:29,092 --> 00:16:31,720
Day... Day Man
Day Man.

312
00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:34,524
Fighter of the Night Man

313
00:16:35,832 --> 00:16:37,766
Champion of the

314
00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:39,768
Sun
Sun

315
00:16:39,836 --> 00:16:41,997
You're a master of karate

316
00:16:42,071 --> 00:16:45,097
And friendship for everyone

317
00:16:45,174 --> 00:16:48,166
Day Man That's it!
Day Man, ah, ah, ahh

318
00:16:48,244 --> 00:16:52,578
Fighter of the Night Man
Ah, ah, ahh

319
00:16:52,648 --> 00:16:55,344
Champion of the sun
Ah, ah

320
00:16:55,418 --> 00:16:57,352
Do you want some?
No.

321
00:16:57,420 --> 00:17:02,119
You're a master of karate
and friendship for everyone

322
00:17:02,191 --> 00:17:04,284
Day Man
Day Man, Ah, ah, ahh

323
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:08,797
Nice. We'll get the... Fighter
of the Night Man, Ah, ah, ahh

324
00:17:08,865 --> 00:17:11,265
Champion of the sun

325
00:17:13,236 --> 00:17:19,197
Ladies and gentlemen, we
are Electric Dream Machine.

326
00:17:20,276 --> 00:17:24,337
Prepare to experience sexual magic.

327
00:17:28,317 --> 00:17:30,979
Day Man
Ah, ah, ahh

328
00:17:31,054 --> 00:17:34,956
Fighter of the Night Man
Ah, ah, ahh

329
00:17:35,024 --> 00:17:37,891
Champion of the sun
Gay!

330
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,361
Ah, ah, ahh
You're a master of karate

331
00:17:41,431 --> 00:17:43,797
And friendship for everyone

332
00:17:43,866 --> 00:17:45,527
Get off the stage!
Day Man

333
00:17:45,601 --> 00:17:47,535
Come on.
All right, rock it.

334
00:17:47,603 --> 00:17:49,503
Day Man

335
00:17:49,572 --> 00:17:51,199
Ah, ah, ahh
Come on! Come on!

336
00:17:51,274 --> 00:17:53,265
Come on. Dance... Of the
Night Man Why are you booing?

337
00:17:53,342 --> 00:17:55,833
No! It's good! Why
are you... Ah, ah, ahh

338
00:18:02,085 --> 00:18:04,553
Screw you guys.
Goddamn it, Charlie.

339
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:07,316
I'm so glad we worked out.

340
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,722
I'm sorry I was
all wishy-washy before.

341
00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:12,352
Yeah, girl. You was more
mixed-up than a milk shake.

342
00:18:12,428 --> 00:18:15,363
I know. It's my brother's fault
though. You're not gonna believe this.

343
00:18:15,431 --> 00:18:19,868
He tried to convince me that
you were retarded. Uh, what?

344
00:18:19,936 --> 00:18:22,370
Yo, what? That's bananas, girl.
I know.

345
00:18:22,438 --> 00:18:24,599
You're not retarded, are you?

346
00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:31,110
All right, Paddy's! You ready to rock?

347
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:37,411
Yeah! No? Yeah!

348
00:18:37,487 --> 00:18:40,888
What up, Paddy's? Make some noise!

349
00:18:40,957 --> 00:18:45,792
Get off. Get off the stage, idiot.
Come on, idiot. Come on. Let's go.

350
00:18:45,862 --> 00:18:48,330
Come on.
Okay.

351
00:18:48,397 --> 00:18:51,423
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bust
a little freestyle for you.

352
00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:56,029
This one's for my girl, Dee. This
one's for you, baby. Word! Yo!

353
00:18:56,105 --> 00:18:58,539
Let me tell y'all a
story 'bout a girl I knew

354
00:18:58,608 --> 00:19:01,042
A brokeass bitch
with a gayass crew

355
00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:03,544
She said that I was cute
She said that I was funny

356
00:19:03,613 --> 00:19:06,241
But the honey couldn't
stop lookin' at my money

357
00:19:06,315 --> 00:19:08,783
Busted old lady
with a flat tiny ass

358
00:19:08,851 --> 00:19:11,376
Her body like a
skeleton in science class

359
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:13,718
Face beat up by the
school of hard knocks

360
00:19:13,789 --> 00:19:15,723
Hair so fried and bleached by Clorox

361
00:19:15,791 --> 00:19:18,453
It's like she's skinny but
fat in all the wrong places

362
00:19:18,528 --> 00:19:20,462
Mothers gotta cover
their babies' faces

363
00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:22,691
When she walks by people
think she's Godzilla

364
00:19:22,765 --> 00:19:26,064
Straight out of Compton No,
y'all, straight outta "Thriller"

365
00:19:26,135 --> 00:19:28,330
Looking like a zombie
Walking like a chicken

366
00:19:28,404 --> 00:19:30,929
Mouth full of shit That's
why her breath be stinkin'

367
00:19:31,007 --> 00:19:33,805
Just one question, Dee
before you take your bow

368
00:19:33,876 --> 00:19:36,504
This gravy train's leavin'
so who's retarded now

369
00:19:39,882 --> 00:19:42,908
Hey. Ladies.

370
00:19:42,985 --> 00:19:44,919
Later, bitch.

371
00:19:46,956 --> 00:19:50,323
I don't think he's retarded.
Mmmmm.

372
00:19:50,393 --> 00:19:52,327
Hmm.