[DJ D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents:
Wild 'N Out" season premiere.
Nineteen seasons later, we're back and all the way lit.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad.
Starring captain Chance The Rapper
with special guest Shawty Shawty.
Let's wild out!
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- All right, y'all, everybody up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air
and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild' N... ♪
- ATL, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Welcome to "Wild 'N Out".
We going all the way up.
Y'all give it up for my man, DJ D-Wrek.
- What's up, Atlanta!
- Season 19, we living the dream, know what I mean?
We gotta make some noise for the "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses.
Thank you, queens. Appreciate you.
Y'all give it up for team Old School!
[cheering and applause] Justina Valentine.
The Chronicles of Tyler.
Rip Micheals.
Chico Bean.
Conceited.
Karlous Miller.
Hitman Holla.
And Shawty!
[singing]
That's a OG team for real.
Give it up for team New School!
[cheering and applause]
My man Morgan on the guitar.
Santwon dropping it low
in front of FatsDaBarber.
ThatBoyFunny.
Maddy with the...
I saw it back there somewhere.
E-man Hudson.
And Radio Big Mack.
And DC Young Fly!
[cheering and applause]
Y'all make some noise
for the Grammy Award-winning hip hop legend,
Chance The Rapper!
[cheering and applause]
♪♪
Welcome back to Atlanta.
- I need my belt, man. - [Nick laughing]
- Yo, when he talks about winning,
he takes this seriously.
And he really honors his "Wild 'N Out" belt the same way
he honors his Grammys. I salute you for that.
That would mean so much for the culture.
So we love you for being here.
And you performing later, too, right?
- Yeah, I'ma perform too. - There it is.
Y'all make some noise for Chance.
Go on over there on your side.
It's time to play Got Damned.
[cheering and applause]
I'm gonna need the New School to step up.
I'm gonna need the Old School to step up.
And it gets intense
in a real roast battle.
So that's why we always hire
our very own Refer-Eman...
Man-man-man. [cheering and applause]
- There's a couple rules.
Two shakies and you're outta here.
White people, two shakies means two bad jokes, okay?
Take too long and you're gone.
Rule number three. Stay in your lane, okay?
Stay in your lane, that's all I ask.
From the Old School. Hitman Holla, I need you here.
I want you here. - Ball game!
Talk to 'em, Holla.
- Give me the new guy here. I need you here.
I want you here.
- The name is Morgan. - [Morgan singing]
- Hitman, you ready? - I'm ready.
- Morgan, you ready? - Yeah.
- Wild out roast!
[laughter]
- Nick Cannon.
We said we wanted Bruno Mars, not Bruno Jupiter.
[laughter]
- ♪ Hitman ♪
♪ You like a Nissan Altima ♪
♪ If it was a person ♪
[laughter]
- ♪ And you look like the chef from "Ratatouille" ♪
[laughter]
- ♪ Hitman ♪
♪ Your teeth so big ♪
♪ They got tiny teeth ♪
[laughter]
[whistle blows] - I liked it.
- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
- You look like you play that stupid ass guitar
outside a girl house all night. She still don't let you
[bleep] lame ass [bleep] on your ass, bro.
[audience reacts, whistle blows]
- I just need you to get in your place.
And receive one shakey.
[laughter]
[strums guitar]
- ♪ Hitman ♪
[laughter]
♪ I heard the only way you climax is if you're wearing ♪
♪ A pair of Jordans ♪
[laughter]
[whistle blows]
- You out!
[all] Got damned!
[Nick] That was a good fight.
[bell dings]
- That was fire.
So we gotta ignite it,
we gotta throw more fuel on the fire.
Give me Shawty Shawty and DC Young Fly.
[cheering and applause]
- Wild out roast!
- Wait a minute, mother[bleep].
I'm on the phone with the real Chris Tucker.
[audience reacts]
- Okay, everybody,
welcome Alley Katt Williams, ugly.
[laughter]
- I'm all, I'm all for it. [whistle blows]
I ain't never been no hater.
But in the middle of your head, it say,
DC, you always screaming West Side.
Everybody know DC stand for Decatur.
[whistle blows]
- Shakey! - Can I get a little
piece right there. Yeah, hit it right there.
- Okay.
- ♪ Shawty ♪
[laughter]
♪ You are built like a Motrin pill ♪
[laughter]
♪ I got a headache every time I look at you ♪
[laughter/guitar strums]
- Man, I stay on the grind.
You just mad 'cause your hair don't look better than mine.
[audience reacts, whistle blows]
Don't play! Don't play! - All right, all right,
all right, all right, all right, I'm not gonna play, I'm not.
Two shakies, you out!
[all] Got damned!
[bell dings] - Let's give the people
what they came to see. New School, give me
Chance The Rapper.
[cheering and applause]
Boss man, Nick, I need you here, Nick.
[cheering and applause]
Wild out roast!
- Those big ass shoes on. [bleep] got on them
Air Wendy Williams. [laughter]
- I hate your hat. You got on that, uh,
community college commercial hat.
Come on, what are you doing?! Get up off the couch, man!
[laughter]
- It look like Santwon [bleep] all over your jeans.
[audience reacts]
[laughing]
- This [bleep] got a sex doll pregnant.
You gon' shake?
All right, I'll take my shake, I'll take my shake.
- We gon' talk about them big ass shoes of his [bleep].
That [bleep] take, uh, premium unleaded.
[laughter]
- One shakey, boss.
[chatter]
- These shoes came with this belt
after this [bleep] got in a freak unicorn accident.
[laughter]
- [bleep] you.
[laughter]
[whistle blows]
- Sorry, boss,
You out!
- Got damned! [bell dings/dinging]
- DJ D-Wrek, hell of a game.
Make some sense out of it.
- You cheated and still lost. Make some noise
for the New School, y'all!
[cheering and applause] - Chance The Rapper
came to play. Everybody on they feet.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ Thank God for the toast ♪
♪ Hold on let me pass it to the roach ♪
- ♪ Thank God for the feast, thank God for the weed ♪
♪ Oh is that a jeep like... ♪ - Mm.
- ♪ Thank God for the front [bleeps] ♪
♪ You mother[bleep] ♪
- ♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em... ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheering and applause] Season 19, living the dream.
Welcome back to a classic episode.
My brother is in the building.
The only and only, the legend, Chance The Rapper.
[cheering and applause]
And it's time for a new game.
Now we know when Chance is in the building,
the spirits is on high. We are elevated.
And, you know, we are filled with gratitude.
So, we gotta make sure [cheering]
we give thanks to the Most High.
So it's a new game we call
Bless 'Em, y'all.
[cheering and applause]
So we gonna be freestyling. It's an elimination game.
If you mess up the flow, you get kicked
out the Last Supper.
Y'all ready to get to it? - Let's go.
[cheering]
Old School, New School, let's wild out.
- ♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em ♪
♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, mmm ♪
- ♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em ♪
♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, mmm ♪
- Thank God for the sip, thank God for my face.
Thank God for my lips. Mm.
- Thank God for the man, thank God for this episode.
'Cause we got Chance. Mm.
- Thank God for the dough, thank God but please,
just let me grow like mm.
- Thank God for the love, thank God for the cup,
thank God for our cheap. - Mm.
- Thank God for bat, Big Mack got a cookbook,
turning on his back like, mm.
- Thank God that I'm wealthy, and Big Mack
is finally eating healthy, mm.
- Thank God for my friends, thank God I'm a ten,
thank God for the Benz. - Mm.
- Thank God I took, thank God for this one thing,
God, I got another one, mm.
- Thank God for the redo.
Thank God I ain't built like these two, mm.
[laughter]
[buzzer] - ♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em ♪
♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, mm ♪
♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em ♪
♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, mmm ♪
- I put a little food in my mouth.
He got his damn titties out.
And that not funny, and I just want some money, mm.
[buzzer]
- ♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em ♪
♪ Bless 'em, mm ♪
♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em ♪
♪ Bless 'em, get it, mm ♪
- Thank God for this meal.
Nick Cannon don't pay for my bill.
- Mm. - Thank God for the work.
Thank God for the shirt, I know your back hurt like mm.
- Thank God for the truth, thank God for the...
Thank God for the bling like mm.
- Thank God for the bread, thank God for the girls,
who be giving that mm. - Mm.
- Thank God for the weed, thank God for the trees,
thank God for this beat. - Mm.
- Thank God for the drink, thank God for the food,
thank God for the tape like... - Mm.
- I didn't think you was gonna do good,
so I didn't have it. - Mm.
[buzzer] - ♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em ♪
♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em mm ♪
♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em ♪
♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, mm ♪
- Thank God for the show. We know you nosy as hell, mm.
- Thank God for the food, thank God for the bread.
What is on his head? Mm.
- Thank God I ain't heavy. Santwon smell like K-Y Jelly.
- Thank God I don't walk with the snitches,
and I'm sitting next to two bad bitches, mm.
- Thank God for the show. I wish Con would grow.
- Thank God for the roll. Thank God I tried it.
Thank God, where the fries?
- Thank God for the boat.
Thank God for Justina throat.
- Thank God for the toast.
Hold on let me pass it to the roach.
- Thank God for the feast, thank God for the weed.
Oh, is that a jeep?
- Thank God for the front. [bleep].
You mother[bleep]
- ♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em ♪
♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, mm ♪
♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em ♪
♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em mm ♪
- Thank God for the goo Thank God we ain't rude ♪
- Thank God for me. Karlous is my dude!
- Thank God for the show, thank God for the dough.
Thank God for my bro like... - Mm.
- Thank God for the stack. Justina pray that she was Black.
- Mm. - Thank God for the...
Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh, mm. [buzzer]
- ♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em ♪
♪ Bless 'em, bless 'em, bless 'em, mmm ♪
[bell clanging] - Bless everybody at this table!
That was a hell of a game.
But DJ D-Wrek, you see it, my brother.
Go ahead and do the Lord's work.
- I do see, it's pretty obvious
that the Old School took that one.
Make some noise for the Old School.
- Your team let you down, Chance.
Your team
let you down.
You need to get some, uh, better rappers on your team.
- Y'all cheating, man. - We didn't cheat!
We got a lot more game to play. Chance The Rapper
is in the building. DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ I love that Never seen ♪
♪ That long of a butt crack ♪
- ♪ Never seen that long of a butt crack... ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Welcome back to a classic episode,
and it's all because we got my brother in the building.
Y'all keep it going for Chance The Rapper.
[cheering and applause]
We gon' get into this next game. Y'all know it, y'all love it.
We only do it when we got the GOATs in the building.
It's called Remix!
[cheering and applause]
We got these suggestions online using that hashtag #WILDNOUT.
And New School, y'all got Patty Cake.
Patty Cake. - ♪ Yeah... ♪
- And then they gave us Georgie Porgie.
- Georgie Porgie.
- Old School, wild out.
[cheering and applause, chatter]
- ♪ Georgie Porgie pudding and pie ♪
♪ Kissed the girls and made them cry ♪
- I hear that remix!
DJ D-Wrek, drop it! [airhorn blares]
♪ Hey, hey... Nick Cannon gets paid ♪
♪ Hey, okay, they say ♪
♪ Georgie Porgie He treat 'em poorly ♪
♪ That's why his girl got took by Shawty Shawty ♪
♪ Hey! His girl got took by Shawty Shawty ♪
- ♪ Old 52 with some junk in the trunk ♪
♪ And he beating on your girl 'cause he know that you a punk ♪
- ♪ They do it for me All the women adore me ♪
♪ They sit back and record me ♪
♪ I'm chilling with Shawty Shawty ♪
- ♪ Slap that ass, slap that ass ♪
♪ See if they go to school ♪
♪ And that wins Shawty story requesting like a fool ♪
♪ Look at her watch, look at her wrist ♪
♪ Look at her neck I bought [bleep] ♪
♪ Running away to the death ♪
♪ Man that stray cat shot that [bleep] ♪
- ♪ Georgie Porgie He treat 'em poorly ♪
♪ That's why his girl got took by Shawty Shawty ♪
♪ Hey! His girl got took by Shawty Shawty ♪
[bell dinging]
[cheering and applause]
[Nick] You play that game.
[chatter]
- Y'all make some noise for our opening act.
Make some noise for the opening act.
[cheering and applause]
This is a discussion that's been going on in the show.
But I think me personally, our white girl
thicker than they white girl, you know what I'm saying?
[chatter]
It ain't Patty Cake.
It's Maddy Cake. DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
[air horn blares]
Two, three, go.
- ♪ Maddy Cake, Maddy Cake, shake that thing ♪
♪ Maddy Cake, Maddy Cake, shake that thing ♪
♪ Ooh, she shaking ass with no ass ♪
- ♪ Oh yeah, her twerk look like it hurt ♪
♪ I never seen a ass go in reverse ♪
- ♪ That booty sweet I can tell ♪
♪ I don't wanna put my syrup on your flapjack ♪
- ♪ Okay I seen ya, I heard ya ♪
♪ I heard ya, I seen ya, but guess what ♪
♪ I look thicker than Justina ♪
- ♪ I love that Never seen that ♪
♪ Long of a butt crack ♪
♪ I never seen that long of a butt crack ♪
♪ Maddy Cake, Maddy Cake, shake that thing ♪
♪ Ooh, she shaking ass with no ass ♪
[bell dinging, cheering and applause]
- We gotta bring up a "Wild 'N Out" goddess
to help us deliberate.
Y'all give it up for Acacia one time.
[cheering and applause]
Go ahead and let 'em know, queen.
- Let's give it up for Old School!
[cheering and applause]
Let's give it up for New School!
[cheering and applause]
I have to give it to New School!
[cheering and applause]
- Chance The Rapper!
I love you, my brother.
Maddy, you might need to put that on Spotify tonight.
- ♪ Maddy Cake, Maddy Cake, shake that... ♪
- That [bleep] is crazy. - Shake that thing!
- ♪ Maddy Cake, Maddy Cake shake that thing ♪
Maddy Cake, Maddy Cake, shake that thing ♪
- And DC you just rave and scream.
You walk in here looking like the bravest fiend.
I'll make a scene. You could never make me scream.
Old School straight body, we gon' slay your team.
[audience reacts]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
Welcome back to a classic episode.
Give it up for Chance The Rapper.
[cheering and applause]
It is time for the bonus round.
And it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle.
- Yeah, yeah, two teams battling head-to-head
to see who's the funniest, but here on "Wild 'N Out",
we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is one point added to your total score.
So it's anybody's game. Chance, you know this part.
This is where it happens. This is where
you either take that comedy championship belt home,
or you gotta come back and try to win it again.
- D-Wrek, my dog!
[laughter] - The energy gon' let us
know who gon' win, so I need New School to step up.
I need Old School to step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it with 'em y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - ♪ Say it with 'em y'all ♪
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - ♪ Yo, yo ♪
♪ If the New School try to stop me ♪
♪ It's gon' be some dread head [bleep] in the lobby ♪
♪ Unh 'cause you know what the game is ♪
♪ Yo this is Shawty, hey, what his name is ♪
[cheering, bell dings]
- ♪ Shawty ♪
- ♪ Where's it at? The magic's gone ♪
♪ Shawty look like a traffic cone ♪
[laughter, bell dings]
♪ I'm here with Nick And Nick you make me sick! ♪
[laughter, bell dings]
- Thank you for letting me know
how you really feel about me, Chance.
- ♪ E-man, you are not official ♪
♪ You the referee but I would never blow that whistle ♪
♪ And Morgan ♪ [bell dings]
♪ I don't know why you wanna act woke ♪
♪ You like Jack Harlow before he mess with Black folk ♪
♪ And DC you just ♪ [bell dings]
♪ Rave and scream You walk in here looking ♪
♪ Like the bravest fiend I'll make a scene ♪
♪ You could never make me scream ♪
♪ Old School straight body We gon' slay your team ♪
[bell dings]
[chatter]
- ♪ Raise a team I'ma raise a scene ♪
♪ You been all... ♪ [laughter, bell dings]
[Nick] Let 'em know, let 'em know
- Ay yo, DJ D-Wrek. - Yeah?
- Cut the beat. [air horn blares]
- Yo, chill and fall back but this would now want it.
He said the New School had my number.
I told him dial something.
Who won't smoke.
I'm waiting for somebody to say I do.
I'm vow hunting.
I need your whole team down South like a Florida gator.
I'ma crocodile some. You want beef
but eat chicken all day.
I'ma Kung Pao something. The Mack
hit his hat and kick back. [bell dings]
I'ma cut allow some.
You better stand open. [bell dings]
I smack your glasses off
and break your guitar over your face.
DC, I don't wanna hear noise. [bell dings]
I need you there with God looking over your body like...
- Bring that ass here, boy. [bell dings]
[cheering and applause, bell dinging]
- That's the Hitman Holla we know.
[cheering and applause]
DJ D-Wrek!
Let 'em know what's happening!
- I gotta give that to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School.
- They beat me.
- We make sure you lose
'cause we wanna make sure you come back.
- I know the plan.
- And y'all know what time it is.
I need everybody on they feet.
Turn your TVs up and make some noise
for my brother, Chance The Rapper!
- ♪ My mama know I ain't make my bed I'ma lay in it ♪
♪ Whether it's sandpaper suede linen ♪
♪ Whether I'm alone or Creole lady marmalade-ing it ♪
♪ Same pajamas I was afraid in I boogeyman slayed ♪
♪ Blankets concealed my blade in it, emotional seesaw ♪
♪ With two fat mother-- with strong knees in free fall ♪
♪ Cloudy with a chance of meatballs ♪
♪ I checked the weather ♪
♪ I gave all my vices a call let's get together ♪
♪ To talk about the highs and lows the ups and wait! ♪
♪ The friends that I had to hide to come around ♪
♪ They told me that I knew you'd always come ♪
♪ Come around, come around! ♪♪
♪♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays throughout]
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