[DJ D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out".
19 seasons later, we're back and all the way lit.
- One, two, three, four!
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad.
Starring captain GloRilla.
Let's wild out!
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
All right, y'all, everybody, up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air,
and make some noise for your host
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheering and applause]
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
"Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
[cheering and applause] - What's happening?
We doing a'ight, but you know who's doing amazing?
The "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses.
[cheering and applause] Thank you, ladies.
Appreciate it. Y'all know what it is.
I'm the captain of team Old School!
[cheering and applause]
Justina Valentine,
B. Simone,
Chico Bean,
C-O-N, Charlie Clips,
Rip Micheals, Hitman Holla,
and Karlous Miller!
Y'all crazy for Karlous.
We got a hell of a team over there.
Y'all give it up for team New School.
[cheering and applause]
Eman Hudson,
Bobb'e J. Thompson,
Pretty Vee!
Cortez,
It's your Boy Funny, FatsDaBarber,
and Radio Big Mack.
- Yeerrhh! - Yeerrhh!
- And DC Young Fly!
[cheering and applause]
The energy is on high.
And I know who the team captain that's about to be over here
on the New School is gon' take it to a whole nother level.
Because she [bleeps] freak!
Y'all make some noise
for GloRilla!
[cheering and applause]
Ay, you already got 'em turnt.
So, uh, go over there with the rest of your team.
- We finna whoop some ass!
[cheering and applause]
- Y'all ready for the first game?
[cheering]
This is a fun one, speaking of energy.
You know what to do. I'ma need the New School
and the Old School both to step up.
It's time to play It's My Birthday!
[cheering and applause] We get to do our little
stock introduction. Y'all know how it goes.
DJ D-Wrek, whenever you ready.
Drop the beat. - Let's go.
♪♪ [cheering and applause]
[all] It's my birthday.
♪♪
It's my birthday.
- My name Conceited. - Yeah!
- I do it big. - Yeah!
- Ay yo, Nick, can you stop having kids?
[laughter, bell dings]
- No. - Please!
We need money for the show!
- It's my birthday.
[cheering]
It's my birthday. - My name Big Mack.
- Yeah! - Hear what I'm saying!
- Yeah! - I got them knees.
- Yeah! - They call me Megan.
[cheering]
- Help him up! [bell dings]
- It's my birthday
♪♪ [cheering]
It's my birthday. - My name is Chico.
- Yeah! - I never lose.
- Yeah! - My pocket's fatter.
- Yeah! - Then Big Mack Shoes.
[laughter, bell dings]
♪♪
- It's my birthday.
- Unh, unh-unh, unh-unh.
It's my birthday. - My name is Vee.
- Yeah! - And I so hood.
- Yeah! - You pull my pony.
- Yeah! - Bitch I wish you would.
- It's my birthday. [bell dings]
♪♪ It's my birthday.
[cheering]
It's my birthday. - My name Justina.
- Yeah. - I keep it lit.
- Yeah. - I am the present, boy.
No need to bring a gift. [cheering]
[bell dings]
It's my birthday.
[cheering]
It's my birthday. - My name's GloRilla.
- Yeah. - And I'm a B.
- Yeah. - He got 99 problems
and the biggest one is me.
[cheering]
[bell dings] - It's my birthday.
[cheering]
- It's my birthday. - My name is Karlous.
- Yeah. - Guess what I say?
- Yeah. - So tell your mama.
- Yeah. - That a [bleep] said hey.
[laughter, bell dings] - It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
[cheering]
It's my birthday. - My name Eman.
- Yeah. - D-Wrek is stupid.
- Yeah!
[laughter, buzzer]
- It's my birthday.
It's my birthday. - I'm B. Simone.
- Yeah! - That's what I said.
- Yeah! - Stop your crying,
I'm right here, the queen ain't dead.
[cheering, bell dings]
- It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
♪♪
It's my birthday.
[laughter]
It's my birthday
♪♪
It's my birthday.
[laughter]
It's my birthday.
[laughter, cheering]
[bell dings]
[cheering, rapid dinging]
- Yeah, well, it's fine, it's cool, who won?
- I gotta give that to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School.
[cheering]
- He ain't have to go.
We got GloRilla in the building.
D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- I am GloRilla thoughts.
Damn, when I wake up in the morning, I...
[laughing]
I look like Bow Wow with a wig on.
[laughter]
[cheering]
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
"Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
We got GloRilla in the building!
[cheering and applause]
Gonna perform for us later on.
But right now, we gon' keep these games rocking
with a classic that y'all know and love.
It's called Talking Spit.
Oh, yeah, GloRilla, it's real simple.
We gon' have some "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses bring out
some chairs, some buckets, some towels
and, of course, some water. We gon' fill our mouths up
with water, and each team member's gonna get
the opportunity to make us laugh so hard
that we spit the water out.
And the team that makes you spit the most wins the game.
GloRilla, you ready? - Yeah, let go!
- Step up, let's do it.
[cheering and applause]
- All right, Old School, New School, wild out.
Make some noise for DC Young Fly!
- [laughing] I hope this works.
[laughing]
I am GloRilla's thoughts.
[woman] - DC!
- [B. Simone] Okay [bleep]. - Okay, that's right.
Gimme some [bleep], what's up, baby?
[laughter]
- He dirty, no!
- What you say? - Nothing.
- You got a stupid eyebrow scar, ugly eye girl.
I am GloRilla's thoughts.
Damn.
When I wake up in the morning, I look...
[laughing]
I look like Bow Wow with a wig on.
[laughter, bell dings]
- Wow.
- Hold it tight, hold it down, GloRilla.
[cheering and applause]
Memphis.
Ay, GloRilla, you from Memphis.
You really from Memphis. - Mm-hmm.
- Well, if you really from Memphis, ain't no way
you'll be able to keep your water in your mouth when I say,
♪ It's been a long time coming, lotta dope runnin', hustlin' ♪
♪ Trying to dodge these cases ♪
♪ This ya boi, Yo Gott-Ayye ♪
[cheering, laughter]
[bell dings]
- [B. Simone] Don't spit!
[cheering]
- Ay!
Ay.
[DJ D-Wrek laughing]
- We are the good angel...
- And I'm the bad angel.
- Of GloRilla's thoughts.
Nick is a nice guy.
He'll [bleeps].
[laughter, bell dings]
- I get it, I get it.
[cheering]
- 99 problems and the biggest one is me.
You so little-bitty, what's big on you?
[cheering]
I'm glad you did that 'cause I thought you was nervous,
but you look nasty, I love a little ratchet...
So listen, if me and you can do a little some-something
backstage, you know, leave the water in your mouth.
Or spit the water out if you gon' keep [bleep] with all these
[bleeps] because I'm tired of these [bleep] like him
having all these babies. I can't have no [bleep]
babies out here 'cause he got all the babies.
So, Nick Cannon... [laughter]
- Whoa, whoa. - Eman, what happened Eman?
- You thought that joke was gonna work?
[laughter, buzzer]
- [DC] Yes! How it taking you so long for [bleep]?
[laughter]
[cheering] - Yeerrhh!
[all] - Yeerrhh!
- GloRilla, what up?
Nick, bruh, listen.
I know you support me in everything I try to do
especially when it comes to losing weight.
And I feel like Incredible Fitness does not get the respect
it deserves, so I'm here to prove that it works.
I read all the comments, and I'm working on it.
So you spit the water out, I'll do two pull-ups
in front of everybody right now.
- Pull-up on what?
- Hold up, hold up, just to prove that I'm serious.
- Two pull-ups, whoo [bleep].
[laughter]
- I will give you two pull-ups if you spit that water out
- That [bleep] is not gonna hold you.
- I test it. Two...
- That [bleep] gotta be nailed to the ground.
[bell dings]
- Eman, you need like three more people.
That ain't gonna work. - Okay, I'll support him.
- I got this, relax, clap it up for me, I got this.
[cheering and applause]
- Whoa. - You got a lot of kids,
so you gonna need these pull-up Pampers.
You're gonna need-- You got a lot of kids [bleep].
You're gonna need all the pull-up Pampers [bleep].
Don't worry, it's over.
You stop having kids... [rapid dinging]
[cheering and applause]
- DJ D-Wrek, man.
- Nick Cannon spit the most.
So the New School wins.
Make some noise for 'em, y'all.
- Y'all give it up for GloRilla.
[cheering and applause] - GloRilla!
- We got a lot more game to play.
D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ This is how you do it ♪
♪ I say hallelujah ♪
♪ Let me pleasure baby come get baptized in this... ♪
♪ Hallelujah, amen ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
"Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
We got big GloRilla in the building, G-L-O!
Since we got GloRilla in the building,
might as well turn up with a little song game.
We ain't played this one in a while.
It's one of our favorites, it's called,
Twerk Werk. Oh, yeah.
[cheering and applause]
We gon' improv twerk songs for you right here on the spot,
but we gon' need y'all help, Atlanta.
We gon' need y'all to give us some occupations
so we can show y'all we really improving this.
So just start screaming out some out some jobs, some work.
[all shouting]
A zookeeper?
Wanna hear a twerk song about a zookeeper?
Pre-- I heard somebody say preacher, that's a good one.
Y'all get a pass... - Pass it!
- I need another one for the Old School.
[shouting]
I heard, I heard dentist. Y'all wanna use that?
- A dentist?
- New School, y'all go first.
'Cause I gotta go learn my part.
- New School, wild out.
[cheering]
[vocalizing]
- I am Pastor...
I am Pastor Eman, and this is the chorus.
We are getting ready to sing that A and B selection.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the gospel, amen.
[cheering]
♪ Hallelujah, come on ♪
♪ Amen! ♪
♪ She made my cry I wanna lay them hands ♪
♪ Shake it like a tambourine, shake it like a tambourine ♪
♪ Amen, amen ♪
♪ Shake it like a tambourine, shake it like a tambourine ♪
- Come on, let's go!
- ♪ Welcome to my church ♪
♪ You know that I'm the rev ♪
♪ Shake it like a tambourine if you tryna go to heaven ♪
- ♪ Keep clapping like when I get my praise on ♪
♪ That ass so fat all I can say is thank God ♪
- ♪ Welcome to the church I got a word of what you need ♪
♪ I'm your pastor ay GloRilla pass the weed ♪
- It's hallelujah, I said hallelujah ♪
♪ Let me pleasure baby come get baptized in this... ♪
♪ Hallelujah, amen ♪
♪ She made me cry I wanna lay on hands ♪
♪ Shake it like a tambourine, shake it like a tambourine ♪
[rapid dinging]
[cheering and applause]
- Hallelujah. - All right, they definitely
put that effort in. Give it up
for the New School one time, y'all.
[Chico Bean] Our song need a blessing.
- That's all right, that's all right, right there.
Ain't nothing wrong with a little God wit.
Especially after you go get your teeth cleaned.
- Get your teeth clean. - Get your hygiene and [bleep].
- Yeah, you got them gold. - See God wants you
to have good breath. - Yeah, that's the best thing
you can have so you gotta go see the dentist.
- That's real. - And that's who we is.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
[cheering] - Here we go! One, two, three!
♪ We drilling in your mouth, we drilling in your mouth ♪
♪ Say ah open up wide Say ah open up wide ♪
- ♪ Ay she in denial all in her mouth like a root canal ♪
- Ayy!
- ♪ You know I'm the boss ♪
♪ Know that dis but I still floss ♪
- ♪ Ooh don't be mad at me ♪
♪ See me and Justina we the baddest B's ♪
- ♪ ...your majesty wanna fill it in like it was a cavity ♪
♪ We drilling in your mouth, we drilling in your mouth ♪
♪ Say ah open up wide Say ah open up wide ♪
♪ Say ah open up wide Say ah open up wide... ♪
[rapid dinging]
- ♪ Say ah open up wide... ♪ - ♪ Hallelujah amen ♪
- ♪ Ah open up wide ♪ - ♪ She made me cry ♪
♪ I wanna lay them hands ♪
♪ Hallelujah, amen ♪
- A'ight, a'ight, a'ight, I think we get it.
But let's just go ahead and deliberate the right way.
Let's bring out a "Wild 'N Out" Goddess.
Y'all make some noise for Joia.
[cheering and applause]
- [DC] You start with the losers first.
- I don't know, y'all, this is kind of a close one.
Just a little bit. I think so.
[chatter]
- Let 'em know. - Let's give it up
for the Old School!
[cheering and applause]
[chatter]
- ♪ Ah open up wide ♪
- All right, all right, maybe it wasn't as close as I thought.
So let's give it up for the New School!
[enthusiastic cheering and applause]
- We already knew though!
- ♪ Amen! I wanna lay your hands ♪
♪ Hallelujah, amen ♪
- I gotta give it to the New School!
- ♪ I wanna lay on hands ♪
[cheering]
- So F&L stand for [bleeps] free,
but y'all team U-G-L-Y [bleep] ugly.
- Hold on, yeah! - Ugly.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ATL, make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
Show your love with GloRilla over there.
[cheering and applause]
- It's going down, and it's time for the bonus round.
And it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle.
- Oh, yeah, freestyle rapping but y'all know here
on "Wild 'N Out", we focus on the jokes.
So each punchline is gon' be one point added to your total score.
So, uh, GloRilla if you ready, you take this comedy
championship belt back with you to Memphis
if you ready for it, you ready?
Let's get to it. New School, step up.
Old School, step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Unh GloRilla I feel ya ♪
♪ We in the building we gon' kill ya ♪
♪ Your whole squad gets a million ♪
♪ Y'all going down for realin' ♪
[chatter]
- We starting off, he started off.
[bell dings] - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Ay Nick I ain't gon' let you dis my girl ♪
♪ Just like you found out it's a girl ♪
[bell dings]
- DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
[music stops] Let me get Fats
and ThatBoyFunny.
Ay, yo.
I heard you was trying to drop pounds.
So I'm like why wait?
it's funny your name is Fats Da Barber,
but you couldn't cut carbohydrates.
[audience reacts] And ThatBoyFunny...
[bell dings] You are a dumb guy.
If that's Big Mack, that's quarter pounder,
your ass must be "DC Young Fry."
[laughter] - Oh, hell, no.
I know you can't do that.
I can't believe you done came for my team!
- Uh-huh. - That coochie got warning on it
because it done killed more [bleep] than a crime scene.
- Uh-huh. [bell dings]
- Crime scene? - Hold on.
She thought she had us shook. - Right.
- Talking about small fry. She a fry too.
When it ain't cooked.
[laughter bell dings]
- When it ain't cooked?
- And them bars are wild for real.
Justina, that wig is so cheap
it look like it came with the value meal.
- That's cool, that's cool.
GloRilla, I gotta smoke you like a cig.
But you up here looking like DC Young Fly in a wig.
[laughter]
- So F&L stand for [bleeps] free.
But y'all team U-G-L-Y [bleep] ugly.
[bell dings]
- Ugly. - [bleep]
- She put an extra syllable on it.
- You had... [bleep] free.
But I won't [bleep] with you because you five [bleep] three.
[bell dings]
I'm glad to be here, shout out to Nick.
But when you quit rappin' you shoulda wrapped up that [bleep].
[laughter, rapid dinging]
She came about that ugly.
D-Wrek, let 'em know, man.
- Yo, I gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all!
[cheering and applause]
- GloRilla came through with the bars
with the real freestyle,
and took that comedy championship belt.
What you wanna say to the people at home?
[cheering]
Talk to 'em. - Shout out to...
You know what I'm saying, whole lot of [bleep].
[cheering]
[singing]
- I love this type of energy.
Everybody on they feet,
turn your TVs up and make some noise
for GloRilla!
[music and applause]
- ♪ I'm F-R-E-E ♪ -- -- free ♪
♪ That mean I ain't gotta worry ♪
♪ 'Bout no -- -- cheatin' ♪
♪ And I'm S-I-N-G-L-E again ♪
♪ Outside hangin' out the window ♪
♪ With my -- friends ♪
♪ I'm F-R-E-E -- -- free ♪
♪ That mean I ain't gotta worry ♪
♪ 'Bout no -- -- cheatin' ♪
♪ And I'm S-I-N-G-L-E again ♪
♪ Outside hangin' out the window ♪
♪ With my -- friends ♪
♪ Let's go! ♪
♪ What we doing? What we doing? ♪
♪ Let's go! ♪
♪ Go, go, go, go, let's go! ♪
♪ A little louder! ♪
♪ Let's go! ♪ - ♪ Okay, okay... ♪♪
♪♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays]
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