[DJ D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out".
19 seasons later, we're back and all the way lit.
- One, two, three, four!
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad.
Starring captain Vedo.
With special guest Kai Cenat.
Let's wild out!
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- All right, y'all, everybody up out your seats.
Put your hands together,
and make some noise for your host
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheering and applause]
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Welcome to "Wild 'N Out".
Give it up for DJ D-Wrek!
Give it up for the "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses.
It's the home of freestyle comedy.
Two teams battling head-to-head to see who's the funniest.
Give it up for team Old School!
[cheering and applause]
Conceited!
Chico Bean!
Justina Valentine.
Rip Micheals.
Jessie Woo.
Karlous Miller!
And Charlie Clips.
Y'all give it up for the youngsters.
It's team New School.
[cheering and applause]
Bobb'e J.
It's Morris Chestnut.
The Hudson brothers.
Big Morgan, I see you.
Or Mash, and then all the way
from YouTube, the sensation.
He iced out getting that YouTube money.
Kai Cenat. Get to it.
And the one and only DC Young Fly!
[cheering and applause]
They got some talented people over there.
And speaking of talent.
Y'all make some noise, ATL's own Vedo.
[cheering and applause]
Letting everybody know R&B ain't dead.
- Nah, nah, nah, nah, it ain't dead, baby, I'm alive.
- Y'all get the ladies ready? - Yeah, ladies, how y'all doing?
[cheering and applause]
- My brother, Vedo, one time, let's get to it.
- Let's get it.
[cheering and applause]
- So y'all ready for this first game?
[cheering]
We gon' put the alphabet and improv skills to the test
with a game that we like to call
the Alphabet Train.
I'ma need both teams to step up.
DJ D-Wrek is gonna give us a topic.
And we gon' freestyle as a letter comes up
about whatever topic that is.
And if you mess it up, you gon' get
your ass kicked off the train.
All right, D-Wrek, you ready?
- I think we should do the game about ladies' names.
- Ladies' names? - Ladies' names.
Wild out.
- ♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
A!
- ♪ Agnes is the name of my auntie ♪
- B! - ♪ Brenda that's my mama name ♪
♪ I love you Mom ♪ - C!
- ♪ Cassie is a girl I really like today ♪
- D!
- ♪ Diana yes she always slays ♪
- E!
- ♪ Ellie I put it in a belly ♪ - F!
- ♪ Felicia that's the crackhead from "Friday" ♪
- G!
- ♪ That's my new old lady Glynda! ♪
[buzzer] ♪ He F'd it up, he F'd it up ♪
♪ He F'd it up, he F'd it up, F'd it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪ H!
- ♪ Harry, yeah, that's my favorite wizard ♪
- I! - ♪ Iysha ♪
♪ I really like to meet ya ♪ - J!
- ♪ Julia, Jessica, Jennifer ♪ - K!
- ♪ Kimberly, you know I'm gonna call you ♪
- L! - ♪ Lisa [bleeps] ♪
- M! - ♪ Monica ♪
♪ I'm going home with ya ♪ - N!
- ♪ Nina on my wiener ♪
- O! - ♪ Oprah give me some money ♪
- P! - ♪ Peaches was her name ♪
♪ But I think it was Phoebe ♪
- Q! - ♪ Quivia, my name Quivia ♪
- R! - ♪ Rhonda ♪
♪ Oops I hit your mama ♪ - S!
- ♪ Stella damn ♪ [buzzer]
♪ He F'd it up, he F'd it up ♪
♪ He F'd it up, he F'd it up, F'd it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
- T! - ♪ Tisha [bleep] ♪
[buzzer] ♪ He F'd it up, he F'd it up ♪
♪ He F'd it up, he F'd it up, F'd it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
- U!
- ♪ Ursula is from "The Little Mermaid" ♪
- V! - ♪ Veronica, Veronica ♪
[buzzer] - ♪ He F'd it up, he F'd it up ♪
♪ He F'd it up, he F'd it up, he F'd it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
W!
- ♪ Wanda you know I really wanna ♪
- X!
- I'm gonna [bleep] this xylophone.
[buzzer] - ♪ He F'd it up, he F'd it up ♪
♪ He F'd it up, he F'd it up, F'd it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
Y!
- ♪ Y yell... ♪
[buzzer] ♪ He F'd it up, he F'd it up ♪
♪ He F'd it up, he F'd it up, F'd it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
Z!
- ♪ Zeena, girl you look so clean-a ♪
- ♪ He F'd it up, he F'd it up ♪ ♪ He F'd it up, he F'd it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
[cheering and applause, train whistle blows]
- D-Wrek, who knew the alphabet the best?
- Looks like the Old School knew the alphabet the best.
So the Old School wins!
Make some noise for the Old School!
- Everybody on they feet.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ It started off ♪
♪ With a little boat ♪
♪ Down the sewer ♪
♪ That boat took a float ♪
- "Titanic?"
[laughter]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ATL, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
There's some New School superstars over there.
You make some noise for Kai Cenat right there.
YouTube sensation.
And ladies, keep it going for Vedo.
He performing for us later.
Y'all ready for this next game?
[cheering]
It's called Sex Flix and Chill. - [DJ D-Wrek] And Chill.
We gon' bring up Joia first.
Y'all make some noise for our "Wild 'N Out" Goddess, Joia.
[cheering and applause]
Have a seat. - All right, Old School.
Wild out.
[cheering and applause]
- Okay, let's go.
Oh, you look good.
- You look good, too.
- ♪ Okay, yo, yo, yo ♪
♪ This movie is a classic You seen them flex ♪
♪ I'm talking about NAS and DMX ♪
♪ I'ma treat you like Keysha ♪
♪ There ain't nothing you could tell me ♪
♪ I always got your back but I'ma lay you on your... ♪
- "Belly". - Let's go!
[cheering and applause]
- [Nick] Let's go, Old School! - [DC] Shut your ass.
[laughter]
- Okay, all right, all right.
♪ I met you on a dating app where you swipe right ♪
♪ I'm a billionaire's son, yeah right ♪
♪ But actually send a lot of cash to me ♪
♪ I need money my enemies are after me ♪
- "Tinder Swindler". - Yes!
[bell dings]
- Let's go, let's go, Joia!
[cheering]
- ♪ All my life ♪
♪ I had to fight ♪
♪ Did you tell Harpo to beat me? ♪
♪ Oh all my life ♪
♪ I had to fight ♪
♪ Did you tell Harpo to beat me? ♪
- "Color Purple." [bell dings]
[cheering and applause, rapid dinging]
- Y'all make some noise for Joia.
[cheering and applause]
That's how you play that game.
Make some noise for Acacia one time.
Give it up for her.
- A'ight, New School, wild out.
- Goodness!
[music and applause]
- Hey, how are you? - I'm doing good.
- All right, yo.
♪ Unh it's a tale old as the earth's crevice ♪
♪ It's a trilogy about "my precious" ♪
♪ Listen up I'ma remix this thing ♪
♪ I'm not the god of the bling I'm the... ♪
- "Lord of the Rings".
- Come on! [bell dings]
[cheering and applause]
- ♪ It started off ♪
♪ With a little boat ♪
♪ Down the sewer ♪
♪ That boat took a float ♪
♪ The boy went ♪
♪ To reach down ♪
♪ He got snatched up ♪
♪ By a killer clown ♪
- "Titanic?"
- ♪ Balloon was red ♪ - This mother[bleep]...
- ♪ He hide under your bed ♪
- "It".
[bell dings]
- Wow, okay, okay.
[cheering and applause]
- You ready? I need you to be smart now.
Now listen to me.
My brother was a football, uh-huh.
And he about to be a thug.
Y'all [bleep] shut the [bleep] up.
'Cause he was really 'bout to go far.
Now this where the movie gets stinky.
This where the [bleep] get iffy.
[bleep] pulled out a shotgun. I be like, Ricky!
[laughter]
♪ Did you tell Harpo to beat me? ♪
[laughter, buzzer]
- My brother was a football.
My brother was a football.
[rapid dinging]
[cheering and applause]
- Y'all make some noise for Acacia one time.
DC's not-- he's not happy with you.
D-Wrek, the writing's on the wall.
Let us know what it is.
- I gotta give that one to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School.
- For the culture!
We got a lot more game to play.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ My daddy don't live with us no more ♪
- I'll be back!
- ♪ Said he was going to the store ♪
- I'll be back! - ♪ He don't live with us ♪
♪ Live with us ♪
I'll see you on the first day of school!
[laughter]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
Oh, yeah, it's going on, Old School versus New School.
And my man Vedo is in the building.
Gonna be performing for us a little bit later.
Keep it going for Kai Cenat.
We gon' play a classic game we call R&Beef.
Oh, yeah. We gon' make up some
R&B songs on the spot right here, real improv style.
But we need some problems, some titles,
some things to beef about. So we need y'all help.
I want y'all to scream out some stuff that y'all
been having issues with, just think...
- She just said she about to kick her baby daddy out.
That lady right there. - Why you pointing at me?
When you get, I... I don't represent
all baby daddies.
- Hey, Nick, you kinda do, though.
- We gon' do that.
We gon' do baby daddy energy and bunch of kids...
- Oh, we good, we got the mascot...
- I need another problem. That gon' be for you.
[chatter]
- Passcodes our phone. - Like in your phone!
- ...Bathroom, locking yourself in the bathroom going through
our stuff when you find the passcode,
you little detective [bleep].
[laughter]
- Well, it sounds like you quite passionate about it.
So passcodes.
We'll let that marinate over there.
We got more time, we'll go first.
- Old School, wild out.
- Coming up, Nick and the Baby Daddies.
[cheers and applause]
- DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
- Clips, your daddy ever leave you?
- Not at all, man.
- I did. - Well, this one is dedicated
to everybody who had a daddy who left
and never came back.
And it go a little something like this.
- ♪ Why my daddy don't live with us no more ♪
♪ Why he had to go?
♪ Now my daddy don't live with us no more ♪
♪ Said he was going to the store now my daddy don't ♪
- ♪ I should probably just shut my mouth ♪
♪ But if you looking for your pops he just left my house ♪
- ♪ He left your house but you ain't even got a fatty ♪
♪ You ain't got a father but you can call me daddy ♪
- ♪ You're gonna make me lose my mind ♪
♪ If you ask me one more time ♪
♪ All these questions got me sick ♪
♪ Your real daddy is Uncle Nick ♪
- ♪ Live with us, live with us ♪
♪ Live with us no more ♪ - I'll be back!
- ♪ Live with us, live with us ♪
- I'll see you on the first day of school!
[laughter, bell dings]
[rapid dinging] - ♪ Live with us no more ♪
- I gotta spread my time around equally.
- ♪ Live with us, live with us no more ♪
- We don't need no beat, DJ D-Wrek.
- Hey, y'all. ♪ Ohh... ♪
- It's over between me and my girl, man.
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ - What happened, what going on?
- She got the passcodes to my phone.
- All right, all right.
- ♪ She seen my Snapchat ♪
♪ She seen my WhatsApp ♪
♪ She hit the jackpot when she seen my group chats ♪
♪ Said she seen Snapchat ♪
♪ She seen my WhatsApp ♪
♪ She hit the jackpot when she see my group chats ♪
♪ My girl got my passcode to my phone ♪
- ♪ I can't believe this happen ♪
♪ My girl caught me lackin' ♪
♪ I already know the drill ♪
♪ I'm about to start packing ♪ - ♪ Let's go ♪
- ♪ No more lies, no more trying to hide ♪
♪ She went through my phone and found out I like guys ♪
[vocalizing]
- ♪ How did I get caught? How did I get caught? ♪
- ♪ Okay she seen my Snapchat ♪
♪ She seen my WhatsApp ♪
♪ She hit the jackpot when she seen my group chat ♪
♪ I said she seen my Snapchat ♪
♪ She seen my WhatsApp ♪
♪ She hit the jackpot when she... ♪
♪ My girl got my passcode ♪ [rapid dinging]
♪ To my phone ♪ [rapid dinging]
♪ My girl got my passcode to my phone ♪
[rapid dinging]
[cheering and applause]
- We gotta deliberate even though we know we lost.
- My brother was a football.
- Let's bring out a "Wild 'N Out" Goddess to help us out.
Y'all make some noise for Yasmine one time.
Go on and step up.
- All right, let's hear it for the Old School.
[cheering and applause] - Such enthusiasm.
- Nick Cannon and all the kids.
- Let's hear it for the New School!
[cheering and applause]
[chatter, singing]
I'll give it to the New School.
[cheering and applause]
♪ My girl got my passcode to my phone ♪
- Nick, I'm gonna prank on your baby mamas.
'Cause you know I'm with the drama.
You need to change, you poppin' out kids every week.
You need to wrap it up. You a little freak.
- Facts, facts!
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ATL, make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
Y'all make some noise for Kai and Vedo over there.
[cheering and applause]
They came to play.
But you know what? It ain't over.
Because now it's time for the bonus round.
And it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
Each punchline is gonna be one point added
to your total score, so it's anybody's game.
That comedy championship belt is up for grabs
right there, y'all.
Vedo, you wanna go home with that?
- That's mine right there, I'm taking that.
- New School step up, Old School step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it, say it, y'all.
- Wildstyle.
Wildstyle.
- Nick, I'm gonna prank on your baby mamas.
'Cause you know I'm with the drama.
You need to change, you poppin' out kids every week.
You need to wrap it up. You a little freak.
- Facts, facts! [bell dings]
[bleeps]
- You're a freak, you're a freak.
- You say it like that ain't something I'm supposed to.
I don't know how you found out, what, your mama told you?
[laughter, bell dings]
- Cut the beat for me, D-Wrek.
[music stops]
- Clips, can you please step to the front, my [bleep].
- Yeah, Clips!
- Clips, let me tell y'all something that's groundbreaking.
- Uh-huh. - If this fat man hit the floor,
that means the ground's breaking.
And one more thing. [bell dings]
I know you been having trouble with your weight.
Acting like you be pushing weight.
I know that's straight. You don't sell pounds.
Your fat ass be selling pound cake.
[laughter, bell dings]
- Hold up, hold on, hold on, hold on.
My brother was a football.
You killed my son.
My brother was a football.
And you built like one you little...
[bell dings] - Hold on, one more time.
Hold on, wait. - Talk to 'em, talk to 'em.
- Let me try one, here we go, here we go, here we go.
♪ D-Wrek I don't need no beat ♪
♪ Just look at Con's ID His height says incomplete ♪
♪ Now Chico ♪ [bell dings]
♪ Oh we know ♪
♪ Your hair it don't grow ♪
♪ Chico oh we know ♪
♪ Your hair ♪
♪ It don't grow Chico ♪ - ♪ It don't grow ♪
♪ That is a fact ♪ - ♪ Your hair ♪
- ♪ That is a fact ♪ - ♪ It don't grow ♪
- ♪ But you look just like Borat ♪
♪ You look just like Borat ♪
- Ay yo, D-Wrek! [rapid dinging]
♪ You look just like Bo Rat ♪ [rapid dinging]
- It's a classic episode to say the least.
- I gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
[cheering and applause]
- Vedo came through!
And got that comedy championship belt.
What you wanna say to the people at home?
- It's Vedo, baby.
- Ma, I won the wildstyle belt!
You feel what I'm saying?
Yo! Yo!
- I'ma call you! I'ma call you!
[shouting]
Yo, everybody on they feet!
Turn your TVs up,
and make some noise for Vedo!
[cheers and applause]
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise right now.
[cheers continue]
It's Vedo, baby.
♪ Look, know I've been gone for a week ♪
♪ You know -- ♪
♪ The way you texting me ♪
♪ Look, just keep that same energy ♪
♪ It's on the floor ♪
♪ I'm tryna see what it's hittin' for ♪
♪ You know I land at 4:00 ♪
♪ I want you waitin' with your clothes off ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
♪ When I'm in -- gets real ♪
♪ Feel it in your fingertips ♪
♪ Woah, woah ♪
♪ It's growing' still, feel the chills ♪
♪ I brought the rose for you ♪♪
♪♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays]
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