[DJ D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents:
Wild 'N Out". Nineteen seasons later,
we're back and all the way lit. - One, two, three, four!
- ♪ Wi-wi-wi, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad.
Starring captains Roxanne Shante,
Tink and Hitmaka.
[cheers and applause]
Let's wild out!
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- All right, y'all, everybody up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air
and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪
- ATL, make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
Welcome to "Wild 'N Out".
Give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
- Respect. [cheers and applause]
- Y'all give it up
for the beautiful and sensational
"Wild 'N Out" Goddesses.
[cheers and applause]
Thank you, ladies. All aligned.
Give it up for team Old School!
[cheers and applause]
Chico Bean, C-O-N,
Charlie Clips, Hitman Holla,
Kosha Dillz, and Karlous Miller.
[cheers continue]
Y'all give it up for team New School.
[cheers and applause]
E-Man Hudson, ThatBoyFunny,
FatsDaBarber, Mike Ruga,
Radio Big Mack,
DC Young Fly.
[cheers and applause]
The forever New School team captain.
I'm a fan of both of these artists
that's about to come out here,
and they comin' out together.
Y'all make some noise
for Hitmaka and Tink!
[cheers and applause]
There it is.
My guy.
The queen.
Yo, I appreciate y'all, y'all gonna perform
for us later on too, right?
- Of course. - Of course.
- See, this is what-- y'all like the new Ashford and Simpson.
- Hey, yo, chill, chill, chill.
- Y'all make some noise for Tink and Hitmaka.
[cheers and applause]
Nah, nah, can I add a queen to my team?
- No! No! - That's against the rules!
- Y'all make some noise for Roxanne Shante!
[music and applause]
"Have A Nice Day".
♪♪
- ♪ Some people call me Rox ♪
♪ And those who try to diss I just knocks them out the box ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Shante and y'all know the routine ♪
♪ So here we go again, so all hail the queen ♪
- There it is, she can go all day.
Roxanne Shante!
[cheers and applause]
Time to play a classic game.
It's the first one up, y'all know it, y'all love it,
it's called...
[all] ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is roaches.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- ♪ DC, they big, they small, they fly, the crawl ♪
♪ They on the sink, they on the wall ♪
- ♪ Talkin' about the wall, boy, you really trippin' ♪
♪ You ain't have roaches till you had 'em in your kitchen ♪
- ♪ In the kitchen, yeah, I admit it ♪
♪ I saw a roach crawlin' so I picked it up and killed it ♪
- ♪ Picked it up and killed it, that's not what you said ♪
♪ Until you look back, that [bleep] ain't dead ♪
- ♪ He ain't dead, you know what else amazing ♪
♪ You ever ate a roach because you thought it was a raisin? ♪
- ♪ A raisin? When I was a kid ♪
♪ But guess what, I really did ♪
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is '90s TV shows.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- ♪ Pick up and kill it, I beg your pardon ♪
♪ '90s shows, what you know about "Martin"? ♪
- ♪ What I know about "Martin", that's a dumb question ♪
♪ This is my stage so you can get to steppin' ♪
- ♪ I can get to steppin'? It must be your payday ♪
♪ Oh my goodness, your girl is Shanaynay ♪
- ♪ Girl is Shanaynay, that last rhyme was hard ♪
♪ But after I bury you, you won't have no job ♪
- ♪ Have no job, he must be drunk ♪
♪ Dragon fly Jones, get off me, punk ♪
- ♪ Get off you, punk, you better watch your mouth ♪
♪ 'Cause ooh-ooh-ooh, Jerome's in the house ♪
[both] ♪ Ooh, ooh, Jerome's in the house ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, Jerome's in the house ♪
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is podcasts.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- ♪ We talkin' about podcasts, that's a big chance ♪
♪ I'm always lit when I'm on Drink Champs ♪
- ♪ On Drink Champs, that you can see ♪
♪ But they should put you on Something You Can Eat ♪
♪ Something I can eat? Nah, you front ♪
♪ I do it by myself just like Joe Budden ♪
- ♪ Joe Budden, that's the podcast ♪
♪ Like to do it slow and some like to do it fast ♪
- ♪ Some do it fast, that get me tired ♪
♪ Nick was on a podcast but that got us fired ♪
- ♪ He got you fired, yeah, that's okay ♪
♪ But that's the reason why we do this today ♪
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is making hits.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- ♪ I come on up here, I don't know this ♪
♪ 'Cause you the one that really make hits ♪
- ♪ I really make hits and I made one for you ♪
♪ Let's get back your wife, and let's do it for two ♪
- ♪ Let's do it for two but nobody else ♪
♪ I appreciate that, Hit, didn't sit on the shelf ♪
- ♪ Oh, sit on the shelf like your career? ♪
Nah, I [bleep] it up. Let's leave it right here.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- That was a hell of a run.
That's definitely classic right there.
D-Wrek, Old School, New School, who won, my brother?
- I gotta give it to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
- Whatever, we got a lot more game to play.
Tink and Hitmaka are performing a little later.
DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- So get your big ass out the classroom, aw...
- I got-- whoa! - It was your go!
- But all the confusion!
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- Wow!
- ♪ Hey, get your big ass out the classroom ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Yo, Atlanta, make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
Welcome back to "Wild 'N Out".
We got Hitmaka and Tink in the building
over there on New School.
[cheers and applause]
And performing later and on my squad,
I got a legend in the building,
Roxanne Shante!
[cheers and applause] "Have A Nice Day".
And as you can see,
we got some bad-ass kids on this show.
So it's time to play Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
[cheers and applause]
D-Wrek, you ready?
- Old School, New School, wild out.
- ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- Uh, we got DC in the classroom.
- Yeah, see me in the classroom.
- That's right, see my teeth in the classroom.
- Tryna get my GED in the classroom.
- I'm riding in a jeep in the classroom.
- I'm not defeated in the classroom.
- Oh, defeated? - Defeated?
- I don't know...
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- Defeated? - What did you say?!
- He said Jeep! - ♪ Kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- I'm sitting next to Tink in the classroom.
- I'm tryna make a drink in the classroom.
- Something stink in the classroom.
- His stomach blink in the classroom.
- I wore pink in the classroom.
- My titties sink in the classroom.
- You know I'm in the sink in the classroom.
- It's different, it's different.
- Kick em out this classroom!
[overlapping arguing]
- That's two different "sinks."
He said he in the sink, and his titties sink.
Those are different sinks,
so get your big ass out the classroom.
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- I got-- whoa! - It was your go!
- But all the confusion.
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- Wow!
- Hey, get your big ass out the classroom.
- Hey, I'm just chillin' in the classroom.
- Yo, I'm a villain in the classroom.
- Listen, what ya dealin' in the classroom?
- With your girl, I be drillin' in the classroom.
- Money ain't got no ceiling in the classroom.
♪♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- I'm still sittin' next to Tink in the classroom.
- I'm still tryna get a drink in the classroom.
- I really wanna think in the classroom.
- Boy, your stomach is pink in the classroom.
- Me and you should link in the classroom.
- I'm about to be my [bleep]... - ♪ In the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- You're gonna beat your [bleep]...
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- Hey, I'm still up in the damn classroom.
- Yo... I'm out.
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- Hey, I'm self employed in the classroom.
- Yo, I'm full of joy in the classroom.
- Two gat-like toys in the classroom.
- You a little boy in the classroom.
- Chicago, Illinois in the classroom.
- Like Roy in the classroom.
- You know I got poise in the classroom.
- I'm about to be deployed in the classroom.
- Yeah, I'm sippin' "thoit" in the classroom.
- What?! - You're sipping what?
- "Thoit..."
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- A hell of a game,
all our team captains are still in the classroom.
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- The New School got the most students kicked out,
so the Old School wins, make some noise
for the Old School, y'all.
- That's how we do, we still in this thing.
Everybody on their feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ Duck, what, duck ♪
♪ We on that goose, we on that goose ♪
♪ We don't give a duck, we don't give a duck ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ATL, make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
Over there on team New School,
we got the captains performing later,
it's Hitmaka and Tink.
[cheers and applause]
And on my squad, team Old School,
we got a legend in the building, Roxanne Shante.
[cheers and applause]
And since hip hop is in the building,
we gotta play a classic hip hop game where
we flip it, and you guys decide who is the best.
Yeah, it's called Remix.
[cheers and applause]
And we got those topics offline
using that #WILDNOUT.
And you know what, Old School,
we got Humpty Dumpty.
- Humpty Dumpty, a'ight.
- And they gave y'all something easy.
They gave y'all Duck, Duck, Goose.
- Duck, Duck, Goose got a song?
- It ain't even no nursery rhyme,
but we gonna go with it.
- We ain't gotta pay for it.
[indistinct chatter]
- Old School, wild out. [cheers and applause]
- Let's show 'em how this Humpty Dumpty [bleep] go.
♪♪
- Y'all ready?
♪ And it go a little something like this, hit it ♪
[all] ♪ Humpty didn't fall off the wall ♪
♪ Humpty, he really got pushed, say what? ♪
♪ I said Humpty Dumpty didn't fall ♪
♪ Humpty got pushed off the wall ♪
- ♪ I'm an egg, they really wanna see me ♪
♪ They pushed me and my life was over, easy ♪
- ♪ And even that, it wasn't no foil ♪
♪ 'Cause don't you know that Humpty was boiled? ♪
- ♪ That whole story ain't makin' no sense ♪
[all] ♪ Humpty got set up by the government ♪
♪ Humpty Dumpty didn't fall ♪
♪ Humpty got pushed off the wall ♪
- ♪ Don't push me 'cause ♪
♪ I'm close to the edge ♪
♪ I'm trying not ♪
♪ To crack my egg ♪
♪ Ha ha ha ♪
- Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
[cheers and applause] [rapid dinging]
- That was some bull[bleep].
[laughter]
- Alright, so you already know
who we got in the building, man.
- Hitmaka! - Let's do it.
DJ D-Wrek, drop it...
[overlapping chatter]
- A'ight, so check this out.
This what it is. It go...
- ♪ Duck, duck ♪
♪ We on that goose, we on that goose ♪
♪ Duck, duck ♪
♪ We on that goose, we on that goose ♪
♪ We don't give a duck, we don't give a duck ♪
♪ Yerrrp, this ain't my last glass ♪
♪ I'm saying pass that ♪
♪ I'm on that goose so hard, I be like, Aflac! ♪
- ♪ New School, let the fun begin ♪
♪ I'm on so much goose it turned a duck into a ten ♪
- ♪ With ducks in your life, then a chick gonna follow ♪
- ♪ [bleep] better duck when they comin' through Chicago ♪
- ♪ Duck, duck ♪
♪ We gonna goose, we gonna goose ♪
♪ I said we don't give a duck, we don't give a duck ♪
♪ We don't give a duck, we don't give a duck ♪♪
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- We gotta do this the right way.
The energy is crazy in here,
so we gotta bring out a "Wild 'N Out" Goddess
to help us deliberate.
Y'all make some noise for Dani.
[cheers and applause]
- Let's give it up for Old School!
[cheers and applause]
Okay, now let's give it up for...
New School.
[cheers and applause]
[overlapping shouting]
- ♪ We on that goose, we on that goose ♪
- We get it!
Let 'em know who won officially, let 'em know.
- The New School!
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Duck, duck ♪ - It's not fair!
They got Hitmaka and Tink and their team.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ Roxanne, Shante, Shante ♪
♪ Ooh, I can't believe it, no way no way ♪
♪ Now, listen, I said I'm cleaner than a reverend ♪
♪ But can I give you a hug 'cause, girl, you are a legend ♪
- Hey!
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Welcome back to "Wild 'N Out".
ATL, make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
Hitmaka and Tink holding it down for the New School over there.
They about to perform in a minute.
And you know we got the legend over here.
Give it up for Roxanne Shante.
[cheers and applause]
Classic episode, but it's anybody's game.
You know what it is 'cause it's time for the bonus round
and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
- Oh yeah, freestyle rappin',
but here on "Wild 'N Out", you know we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is gonna be
one point added to your total score.
So it's anybody's game, we can send a legend home
with the comedy belt.
She deserves it. She deserves it.
Or, New School,
y'all can step up and add to y'all jewelry collection
and get this belt for Hitmaka and Tink.
Step it up, let's do what we do.
[cheers and applause]
Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek.
- Yeah? - Drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it with me, y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Say it with me, y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Say it with me, y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Hey, sexy lady ♪
♪ It was nice to know ya ♪
♪ But I gotta move on and on till the break of dawn ♪
♪ And we gon' do this old school so the word is bond ♪
♪ And we gon' take this in and accept the call ♪
♪ We gon' transform all the way to the mornin' ♪
♪ And I keep rockin', and I keep on rockin' ♪
♪ Got the fitty-fit on so you know it's no stoppin' ♪
♪ The F is for fifty, the F is for fire ♪
♪ The F is for you 'cause [bleep] it, I'm retired ♪
[cheers and applause] [ding]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Look, Nick.
♪ So you stop making music? I really wanna thank ya ♪
♪ Couldn't get a hit even if you had Hitmaka ♪
[ding] ♪ Hold on, hold on ♪
- I'm hurt, Tink! - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Roxanne, miss beautiful Roxanne,
can I have you up here to the stage, girl?
Listen...
♪ Roxanne, Shante Shante ♪
♪ Ooh, I can't believe it, no way no way ♪
♪ Now listen, I say I'm cleaner than a reverend ♪
♪ But can I give you a hug 'cause, girl, you are a legend ♪
- Hey!
[cheers and applause] [ding]
- ♪ Now that's so nice of you, DC ♪
♪ For a minute I thought your name was VD ♪
♪ I got confused, didn't know what to say ♪
♪ But I'ma hug you back ♪
♪ Let's have a nice day ♪
[cheers and applause] [ding]
- Did you just say he had VD and y'all up here huggin?
[laughter]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Big Mack...
- What you tell 'em fool? - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ What you tell 'em? ♪
- ♪ You really need a treadmill ♪
♪ With these keys, I bet they open up ♪
♪ Every Popeye's in Fairfield ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- [bleep]. [bleep] you.
- Hold up, Hitman.
♪ Talking about keys, watch your mouth ♪
♪ These keys to your mama house ♪
- [bleep].
[ding]
- ♪ Hey, keys to my mama house? ♪
♪ That was very mean ♪
♪ 'Cause you went in her closet ♪
♪ And stole a pair of jeans ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- I did, I really did.
[laughter]
- Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek. - Yeah, what up?
- Cut the beat.
[siren wailing] [cheers and applause]
Hold on, listen, yo, with that [bleep] up grill,
you should be at the dentist not trying to rap instead.
[bleep], if your teeth were an R&B group,
it would be called Jagged Edge.
[laughter] [ding]
And now we all know we hate it,
I know you made we never dated.
But Tink, come here, you only here
because Megan Thee Stallion couldn't make it.
[ding] [audience reacts]
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- D-Wrek!
Tell the truth.
- I gotta give it to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
- Where the belt, we gotta give the belt to the legend.
The one and only Roxanne Shante
came and took the comedy crown.
What you wanna say to the people at home?
- Well, this was as cool as ice,
but everybody up here, let's just be nice.
- There it is, you heard it from a legend.
- You heard the lady!
- Tink, you can come back anytime.
Hitmaka, you know you family, this your home.
Whenever it is, and you know what?
They about to show us they the real winners.
Everybody turn their TVs up,
get on your feet, and make some noise
for Tink and Hitmaka, let's go!
[music and applause]
- ♪ Crying in the way you shine ♪
♪ I'm fallin' in love ♪
♪ Swallow my pride, no one alive is gonna separate us ♪
♪ Sitting on your lap, I massage your back ♪
♪ Anytime you had a long day ♪
♪ You're about your check and I show respect ♪
♪ 'Cause I know you count it five ways ♪
♪ Ooh, just wanna put my arms around you ♪
♪ Say what, say what? ♪
♪ Promise you wouldn't be the same without them ♪
♪ I'ma kiss your neck, and I'm at my best ♪
♪ When I got you standing right here ♪
♪ Cook you a meal and I wash your clothes ♪
♪ Just to show you I care ♪
♪ I'ma cater to you ♪
♪ Alright ♪
♪ You're the man of my dreams ♪
♪ I wanna fulfill all your needs ♪
♪ Oh, yeah (let's go) ♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme song playing]
♪♪
- ♪ MTV ♪