[DJ D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out".
19 seasons later, we're back and all the way lit.
- One, two, three, four!
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad.
Starring captain Monét X Change
with special guest Tony T. Roberts.
And a performance by Kandie.
Let's wild out!
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- All right, y'all, everybody, up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air, and make some noise
for your host
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheering and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- ATL, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Welcome to "Wild 'N Out". Give it up
for my man 50 grand, DJ D-Wrek.
- What's up, what's up?
- It's a little game and...
Gotta give it up for the queens.
The "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses.
[cheering and applause] Thank you, ladies.
Appreciate you, appreciate you.
This is the home of freestyle comedy.
Two teams battling head to head to see who's the funniest.
Who y'all think gon' win today?
[shouting]
We switched it up.
We got some surprises for y'all, but you know what?
I'm the captain of team Old School!
[cheering and applause]
Bobb'e J. Thompson,
Chico Bean,
Eman Hudson,
Conceited, Teddy, Tito!
And my man, Tony Roberts!
[cheering and applause]
One of the funniest dudes on the planet.
If you don't know, you about to see why he is a legend.
- I'm ready to hurt some feelings,
I'm ready to hurt some feelings. - Don't hurt too many
yo, now, come on, now.
Speaking of funny energy.
Y'all give it up for the ops.
It is team New School!
Radio Big Mack,
It's your boy, Kandie.
Phil Hudson,
Clank Clank,
C. King.
And who are you?
- Bitch, I be me.
- I think that's Santwon.
And give it up for DC Young Fly.
[cheering and applause]
The reason why I love "Wild 'N Out".
I'ma keep it short. I always say
this is the most progressive show on television.
It's almost 20 seasons, and we are from
all different walks of life, y'all.
And we out here as one family, so wild out.
And there's only so many shows on television
that actually get to do this, you know.
And this is one of 'em, and there's another one.
From "RuPaul's Drag Race",
y'all make some noise
for Monét X Change!
[cheering and applause]
- I'm on my tippy toes...
- Yeah, get on your toes [bleep].
[laughter]
- Yo, Monét, where you from?
- I'm from Brooklyn, yeah. - Oh, okay, so...
There you go, there you go.
[bleep] Monét from Brooklyn.
- But my cred is from Los Angeles, okay?
- Y'all make some noise for Monét X Change.
Team captain.
We here to have some fun, y'all, we gon' get to it.
Y'all ready to get to this first game?
[cheering and applause]
We might as well play So Fly.
[cheering]
Y'all know how the game go.
We gon' say Monét X Change is so fly.
- How fly is she?
- If the response is accurate, lit, and funny, DJ D-Wrek
is gonna hit that bell. [bell dings]
If it's wack, it gets a buzzer. [buzzer]
Team with the most bells wins the game.
Y'all ready? - [Kandie] Yeah!
- D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- Old School, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
- My man Nick Cannon is so fly.
- How fly is he?
- He got a girl pregnant from cyber sex.
[laughter]
- It can happen.
[bell dings] Got that digital sperm.
That's the title of my new single.
- Digital sperm.
- ♪ Digital sperm ♪
- That true? - No [bleep].
[laughter]
- My queen Monét X Change is so fly.
- How fly is she?
- That she can take your man
and his lunch money and do both in heels.
Come on, now, yes. [bell dings ]
[DJ D-Wrek] I believe it, I believe it.
- My captain Nick is so fly.
- How fly is he?
- He's the only fan on his OnlyFans.
[laughter, beep]
- True story. He got hella views.
- A'ight, I got this.
I know I'm supposed to do
one for you, sis. - Uh-huh.
- But if it wasn't for boss man over here, none of this gay
[bleep] would be going on, so let me just...
- Yeah, yeah, get him, get him, get him.
- In honor of boss man. - Uh-huh.
- My boss Nick Cannon is so fly.
- How fly is he?
- When he called me to tape season 19,
I taped it, like, I taped it.
[buzzer] Yeah!
Thank you, boss, you can keep the checks coming.
[laughter]
- Hey, I got you, Nick. [clears throat]
- Talk to 'em.
- Nick Cannon is so fly.
- How fly is he?
- I just told y'all.
So.
[laughter, buzzer]
[laughter]
- Ay yo, my girl Monét is so fly.
- How fly is she?
- If the line for the ladies room is too long, she just take
all this off and go use the men's bathroom instead.
[laughter, ding]
- I've done that a few times.
I did it today, yeah.
[laughter]
- My man Nick Cannon is so fertile.
- How fertile is he?
- He had a wet dream and the bed got pregnant.
And the crazy part is, it was a twin.
[laughter, ding]
[DJ D-Wrek] That's funny. [rapid dinging]
[cheering and applause]
- A'ight, DJ D-Wrek, who's fly, me or Monét?
- It was real close.
But I gotta give it to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School.
- Don't worry, Monét, we got more game to play.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Vogue that ass up. Do the catwalk!
- Vogue that ass up.
Vogue that ass up. Let's go!
[laughter]
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ATL, make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
Y'all give it up for Monét X Change
over there on the New School.
[cheering and applause] It's your boy Kandie
performing a little bit later.
As you see, I got my OG Tony Roberts over here
making it happen.
[cheering and applause]
Now normally we call this game Eat That Ass Up.
But ain't nobody eating they ass today.
Today we gon' play,
Vogue That Ass Up.
[cheering and applause] You know how it goes.
DJ D-Wrek is gonna give us some vogue topics.
And we gon' get our vogue on.
If it's a good vogue, it gets a bell.
[bell dings]
If it's a bad vogue, it gets a buzzer.
[buzzer]
Team with the most bells wins the game.
DJ D-Wrek, it's in your hands. Let's get it, drop the beat.
♪♪ [cheering and applause]
Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up.
- [Nick] Let's go.
- Do the handsome voguers.
- Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up.
Vogue that ass up.
[bell dings]
Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up.
[buzzer]
Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up.
[bell dings]
Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up.
- Do the duck walk.
- Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up.
Vogue that ass up.
[bell dings]
Vogue that ass up. - Do The Vogue.
- Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up.
Vogue that ass up.
[bell dings]
Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up.
- Do the serve face.
- Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up.
Vogue that ass up.
[bell dings]
Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up.
- Serving face. [bell dings]
- Vogue that ass up. - [Nick] Let's go.
- Vogue that ass up. Do the catwalk.
- Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up.
[bell dings]
Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up.
- No-no! No-no! No-no-no...
[laughter, buzzer]
- Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up.
[laughter]
[bell dings]
Vogue that ass up. - Do the dip.
- Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up.
Vogue that ass up.
[bell dings]
- Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up.
[bell dings]
- Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up.
- Whoa! [bell dings]
- Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up.
[rapid dinging]
[Nick] I don't know what just happened
but [bleep] was amazing.
- I gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all!
[cheering and applause]
- Y'all keep it going for team New School.
And for Monét X Change!
D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Spit that water out if you wanna see what it look like
if Big Mack and DC Young Fly had a baby.
- [DC] Hell you talking... - Hey, stand up real quick!
[laughter]
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Y'all make some noise "Wild 'N Out"!
[cheering and applause]
Welcome back to a very special episode.
Over there, team captain for the New School.
Give it up for Monét X Change.
[cheering and applause]
I got a OG on my team. Y'all give it up
for Tony Roberts one time.
[cheering and applause]
- We do it, we do it!
- Now this next game is for cats like Tony.
Cats that just make people laugh so hard
that they just spit whatever's in they mouth out.
Yeah, it's called Talking Spit.
Oh, yeah, so this is easy how it works.
We gon' have some "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses bring some chairs,
some buckets, some towels, and of course, some water
to the stage, and Monét, I'ma need you to step up,
have a seat right here, queen. I'ma have a seat directly
across for you. And each team member's
gonna get the opportunity to come up here and make us
laugh so hard that we spit the water out our mouth.
- Well, this is hard 'cause I usually [bleep],
but I'll make an exception for you, Nick.
[laughter]
- Let's have some fun.
- Old School, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
- Y'all ready know, what's up, Nick?
What's up, Monét? How you doing?
It's good to see you, man. Well, you know,
I know you're a big time star. Everyone knows you.
But, you know, they got some stars on New School too.
You know, DC Young Fly, right, one of the biggest stars
in the world, DC Young Fly, right [bleep]?
And you know Radio Big Mack, one of the biggest
stars in the world. - Yeerrr!
- Spit that water out if you wanna see what it look like
if Big Mack and DC Young Fly had a baby.
- [DC] Hell is you talking... - Hey, big homie,
stand up real quick, stand up real quick!
Big homie, stand up real quick! [laughter]
[cheering]
[bell dings] - Was good.
- DC, young man!
- [DC] That was a good one.
I can't wait till Wildstyle, you fat mother[bleep].
[laughter]
- Got'cha, bitch!
[cheering and applause]
- Hello, sis, okay.
So Nick, isn't your record label company
called Incredible Records? Right, right, okay.
Give me your opinion on something, okay?
[clears throat]
Hey, y'all, it's your boy Kandie, and um...
♪ It's Incredible Records ♪
[laughter]
Or... [clears throat]
[low voice] Hey, what's good, y'all, it's your boy, Kandie...
[laughter, bell dings]
Which one did you wanna turn on?
[laughter]
- I plead the fifth.
[laughter]
[cheering and applause]
[chatter]
- I finally had my first kiss. It made me [bleep].
[laughter, ding]
[laughter]
- Talking about Cortez! - [Chico] What the hell
wrong with you, bro?
What type of freaky [bleep] is you on here, man?
[cheering and applause]
- Hallelujah, hallelujah, I am Monét X Change thoughts.
I don't know why Monét X Change thoughts sound like Madea
but we just gon' keep it going, hallelujah.
Lord, that Old School team is raggedy as hell.
[laughter]
Especially that light-skinned fat one back there.
But I was wondering where he got his boob job from,
Lord, 'cause he got 'em on the front and the back, Lord.
[audience reacts, dings]
- Go Chico! - [D-Wrek] Make some noise
for Chico Bean!
[cheering and applause]
- Now Monét, you are not only a contestant
on "RuPaul's Drag Race", you are also a winner, correct?
So it would be safe to say that you have a good keen
sense of how to judge, you know, drag queens
and what they should and shouldn't be, right?
Okay, so I just got to let you know.
Keep the water in your mouth
if this drag queen woulda made it on the show.
[laughter]
[bell dings]
- Y'all don't know that's Nick Cannon.
- Started this gangsta [bleep].
[laughter]
Mother[bleep] thanks I get!
[laughter]
[cheering and applause]
- Uh, here we go.
- Don't get [bleep] up.
- Hee-hee!
I am Monét's thoughts.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh...
[laughter, ding]
[rapid dinging] - Oh my God!
He may just kill somebody.
- Y'all make some noise for Monét X Change.
[cheering and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Nick spit the most, so I gotta give it to the New School.
- We got a lot more game to play.
Monét X Change is in the building.
Take us out, D-Wrek.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- I get so weak, unh, I can hardly spit.
Y'all give it up for SWD, sistas with [bleep].
[audience reacts]
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Very special episode of "Wild 'N Out".
We doing it real major. Y'all give it up
for Monét X Change over there.
[cheering and applause]
We got Tony Roberts
over here on the Old School holding it down.
[cheering and applause]
Y'all see what it is.
It's anybody's game 'cause it's time
for the bonus round, and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
Oh, yeah, freestyle rapping but here on "Wild 'N Out",
we focus on them jokes. So each punchline is one point
added to your total score.
So it's anybody's game. Monét X Change,
you could go with that comedy championship belt right there.
You ready? - Yeah.
- It's all yours. A'ight, so, uh,
New School, step up. Old School, step up.
Come get these jokes.
DJ D-Wrek. - What up, man?
- Drop the beat.
♪♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- I get so weak, unh, I can hardly spit.
Y'all give it up for SWD, sistas with [bleep].
[audience reacts]
[bell dings]
- Speaking of your music, we don't want no more.
Don't make the queen gotta drag you out the studio.
Okay, you hear? [bell dings]
- Thanks. - Yo, you know what
Richard said? You a brother.
You could never bag a bitch this bad!
[cheering and applause]
- Fact! [bell dings]
- DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
[cheering and applause]
- One con about Con
is Con always cuts the beat.
But even Con know that with a con-dom,
he still couldn't [bleep] with me.
[audience reacts, ding]
- That's a fact.
And I don't want you to rub it in.
'Cause you up here looking buff again.
I know you great at telling bedtime stories,
'cause you good at tucking in.
[laughter, ding]
I mean, hold on, I know all of them
gotta go on some men dates.
The New School, y'all like the female period
because none of you "men straight."
[bell dings]
[chatter]
- Hilarious. - Boy!
Bring your big ass up here.
You said that [bleep] back there
was my father?! - Yeah [bleep].
- I'ma have to go harder.
[bleep]
New School, we don't play though.
You up here looking like two scoops of mashed potatoes.
[laughter]
[bell dings] - Hold on, DC?
You just mad 'cause I got one over ya.
Looking like Travis Scott, he was born in Ethiopia.
[laughter, ding] - Ooh!
Talking about drag queen [bleep].
What! This is a bunch.
I know what you be dragging, [chuckles] your lunch.
[laughter, ding]
- Speaking of lunch, my dude, you're a dummy.
I hear you breathing hard.
Is you turned on or is you hungry?
[laughter, ding]
[rapid dinging]
[cheering and applause] - Who won that?
- Yeah, I gotta give it to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School.
[cheering and applause]
- Wow!
Monét X Change came through!
What you wanna say to the people at home?
- Ahh... [laughter]
- Yes? - You're welcome.
- There it is. Y'all keep it going
for Monét X Change. Everybody on they feet.
Turn your TVs up,
and make some noise for it's your boy, Kandie!
[cheering and applause]
♪♪
- Are y'all ready?
♪♪
♪ Now I'm a big steppa I'm big though ♪
♪ I get stepped on How am I the hottest ♪
♪ Yet still the most stepped on And oppressed on ♪
♪ Weird too but the check long ♪
♪ I should be worried about who? ♪
♪ Step on -- step up ♪
♪ Am not too famous still a -- ♪
♪ Somebody better get sense for why -- ♪
♪ Hey you can take a -- out the hood ♪
♪ But you can't take the hood out the -- what's... ♪
♪ I be in the bank more than I be in my main street ♪
♪ Live in the suburbs but I came from the trenches ♪
♪ Love by the trade and I'm loved by the fishes ♪
♪ Selling hair and nails yeah ♪
♪ Brings all my -- follow me ♪♪
♪♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays throughout]
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