[DJ D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out".
19 seasons later, we're back and all the way lit.
- One, two, three, four!
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad.
Starring special guest Drew Ryn
with captains Lay Bankz and Michael Rapaport.
[cheers and applause]
Let's wild out!
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Alright, y'all, everybody, up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air
and make some noise for your host
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheering and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- ATL, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
- What's up, what's up, ATL?
- Make some noise for the "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses.
[cheering and applause]
Thank you, ladies, thank you.
This is where we battle it up and we bringin' the funny.
And you know what, I had to switch it up this time.
You see I'm on the other squad,
y'all give it up for my team, it's team New School.
[cheers and applause]
C. King, Santwon,
Or Mash, Funny,
Fats, Mimi,
Radio Big Mack,
and Drew Ryn!
[cheers continue]
And DC Young Fly!
I knew it felt like you was missin'.
Oh, we got a hell of a team.
Give it up for they old ass over there,
make some noise for team Old School.
[cheers and applause]
E-Man Hudson, Justina Valentine,
Jessie Woo, C-O-N,
old ass Rip,
Hitman Holla,
Kosha Dillz,
Chico Bean,
and old man Miller.
- I'm the oldest one.
- I wanna add some more beauty to my team.
I wanna add some more heat, some more talent,
some more youth, makin' noise
all over the music game right now,
one of the next rising stars in the game.
Y'all make some noise performing for us today
on the New School, it's Lay Bankz.
[cheers and applause]
A young queen.
You ready to do this?
- Yeah, I'm so ready, I'm 100% ready.
- You already know. Y'all make some noise
for Lay Bankz, we about to get to it.
[cheers and applause]
As the captain of team Old School,
he's very outspoken, an actor,
a thespian, and one of my friends,
y'all make some noise for Michael Rapaport!
[cheers and applause]
- You're wearing Skip's on TV? Are those Skip's?
- These are Sauconies, man, I thought you was grown.
- Those look like Skip's to me.
- Always talking [bleep], he already started.
Well, we gonna get to it,
y'all keep it going for Michael Rapaport!
Already startin'!
We gonna get to that part, Mike.
Y'all ready for this first game?
[all] Yeah!
- It's a classic one, y'all know it,
y'all love it, it's called
Flow Job.
[cheers and applause]
So we gonna bring out Lou,
y'all make some noise for Lou one time.
[cheers and applause]
D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- A'ight, New School, wild out.
♪♪
- ♪ Yo, yo, if it's B-ball, gymnastics, or track ♪
♪ I'ma be the champ, baby, that's a fact ♪
♪ Whether it's the summer or the winter when it's cold ♪
♪ Every four years I come back for the gold ♪
- Olympian? - Yes!
[ding] [cheers and applause]
- Okay, alright, alright.
♪♪
- Alright, listen.
♪ When you come in my class don't come with the drama ♪
♪ Everybody sit down or I'ma call your mama ♪
♪ Ain't no time for TikToking, ain't no time to twerk ♪
♪ If you wanna pass my class, just do the work ♪
- High school teacher? - I'm a teacher, god damn!
[cheers and applause]
- Alright, let's go.
♪ I can help you get in shape ♪
♪ Help you lose all kinda weight ♪
♪ At the gym any hour, we'll lift and gain some power ♪
- A trainer, personal trainer! - Yes!
- There it is. Get money.
[cheers and applause]
Let's go, Lay!
- ♪ Oh, I pop on a filter, and turn on the lights ♪
♪ I take a new dance that takes me all night ♪
♪ I learn the trends and I make some friends ♪
♪ I learn them dances, and get serious ends ♪
- TikToker! - Let's go, let's go!
[cheers and applause] [rapid dinging]
- That's gonna be tough to beat,
y'all make some noise for Lou right there.
Truly a goddess.
Y'all make some noise for Barbie one time.
[cheers and applause]
The Barbie.
[Chico Bean singing]
- Now let's see if you have
the same amount of brains as you have beauty, Barbie.
- Old School, wild out.
- Okay, yo.
♪ People come to me because I see all ♪
♪ I keep my hands up on the big, big ball ♪
♪ Don't lie to me 'cause I know what's in your head ♪
♪ And since I can see the future ♪
♪ I can see you in my bed ♪
♪ And I know you really like it ♪
♪ A fortune teller, you could say I'm a... ♪
♪ I'll tell you your future ♪
♪ You're so pretty, your friend is Medusa ♪
♪ She fake, this is you-- ♪
[buzzer]
[Nick] Get her out of there!
[cheers and applause]
♪♪
- [operatic vocalizing]
- A singer? - [holding high note]
- Opera? - Yes!
[cheers and applause]
♪♪
- Make some noise for Rap.
- ♪ I don't play sports, but I talk about 'em crazy ♪
♪ Used to shoot hoops, wear suits on the daily ♪
♪ Sharpin' and Shannon, I already done Skip ♪
Oh, [bleep]!
- Sports commentator!
[cheers and applause] [rapid dinging]
- He said "sports"!
He said "sports"
- I didn't say "sports", I said "Sparks".
Like the LA Sparks.
- Oh, okay. - It's my New York accent.
[laughter]
- A'ight, a'ight.
Y'all make some noise for Barbie.
As well as Lou.
DJ D-Wrek, what's the verdict?
- I gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
- That's what we talkin' about.
We came to play, and we got a lot more game.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Your answer is how to break bad news to kids.
- [buzzing in] - What is
I'd like to introduce you to your other brother.
And your other brother. And your other brother...
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ATL, make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
We got Michael Rapaport in the building over there
as the captain for team Old School.
And I got Lay Bankz over here
on my team performing later.
[cheers and applause]
And it's time to play a game
that we know and we love,
it's called Hood Jeopardy.
[cheers and applause]
D-Wrek? - Alright.
- The game is in your hands.
- Your answer is how to break bad news to kids.
[laughter]
- [buzzing in] - What is
DM'ed him on Instagram?
[laughter] [ding]
- [buzzing in] - What is
well, honey, I thought, Nick Cannon
was your daddy, but...
He's not.
- [buzzing in] - What is,
hey, man, close the door,
me and your mama handlin' business, man!
[laughter] [ding]
- [buzzing in] - What is
I'd like to introduce you to your other brother.
And your other brother. And your other brother.
And your other sister.
And your other brother...
- You gotta tell 'em early, you gotta tell 'em early.
- [buzzing in] - What is,
boy, didn't I tell you to goddamn close the door?
[laughter] [ding]
- Your answer is
you're guaranteed to see this on Tik Tok.
- [buzzing in] - What is your girl
Justina Valentine,
I got 11 million followers, period.
[ding]
- What is your Lovely Mimi keep getting banned.
The [bleep]?
[laughter] [ding]
- [buzzing in] - What is
♪ Legs and... ♪
[all] ♪ Hips and body ♪
[cheers and applause] [ding]
- [buzzing in] - What is...
[whispering] Hi, how are you?
[laughter] [ding]
- What is, this dance?
[laughter]
- Which dance is that?
[buzzer]
- [buzzing in] - What is,
you're thinking small,
you need to be thinkin' big, bitch.
[ding] [laughter]
- Your answer is a sneaky way to ask for money.
- [buzzing in] - What is
just get pregnant by Nick Cannon.
[laughter] [ding]
- What is click the link in my bio.
[laughter] [ding]
- [buzzing in] - What is...
my enemies are after me.
[laughter]
[buzzer]
[laughter]
[Conceited] Nick, Nick, Nick,
I'm not gonna lie, that was actually good.
- [buzzing in] - What is,
hey, you got Cash App?
[laughter] [ding]
- [buzzing in] - What is...
[mock crying/babbling]
- [buzzing in] - What is
man, if you could just give me a couple dollars,
I promise, man, I'm gonna get something to...
[laughter] [ding]
- Your answer is DJ D-Wrek's thoughts.
- I see the answer. What is-- wait.
- [buzzing in] - What is...
[laughter]
- What're you doing? - Shut up.
[presses crickets sound drop]
[laughter]
[rapid dinging]
- Let's go!
D-Wrek, can you come up with who won this game?
- I'ma give that to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, party people!
- What?!
Michael Rapaport came to play,
everybody on their feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- I don't think you understand the rules.
- I understand the rules,
I also understand toothpaste. - You know what--
- Get yourself some toothpaste!
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
Team captain over there Michael Rapaport.
[cheers continues]
I got Lay Bankz on my team over there
and she gonna perform later, we gonna set it off.
But right now, it's time to play a game
we all love,
it's called Got...
- [all] Damned. - There it is, y'all.
It's a classic one, I'ma need the Old School to step up,
the New School to step up.
Now, as you can see, it's definitely gonna be
a whole battle up here.
You never know what's gonna happen.
So that's why we had to hire
our very own refer...
E-Man-Man-Man!
[cheers and applause]
- Couple rules, okay?
Two shakies and you're outta here, okay?
White people, that means two bad jokes, okay?
Take too long and you're gone, okay,
stay in your lane, that's all I ask
is stay in your lane while the roasters are up here.
Respect the roasters, no talking in the background.
And most importantly...
[all] Respect the ref!
- Alright, Old School,
give me Conceited, I need you here.
Conceited, I want you here.
- C-O-N.
- New School, give me DC Young Fly.
- Whoo, the heavy artillery up top.
- Hailing all the way from the end of the rainbow,
leprechaun, you ready?
[laughter]
DC, you ready?
- [robotic voice] Uh-huh, scanning him.
- Wild 'er out!
- DC, you built just like ET's finger.
[laughter]
- Boy, you look like you could do a backflip
in a twin bed, ugly ass boy...
[laughter]
- I heard when you say "Bring that ass here, boy",
you be talkin' to Santwon.
[audience groans]
- Boy, boy, your ass jump in the champagne glass
like it's a jacuzzi, ugly ass...
[laughter]
Ooh, this is a nice mimosa.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
we gave him 30 cents a day, and look at him now.
[laughter]
- Boy, you the only [bleep]
that shave your face and still look older...
[laughter]
[blows whistle]
- You, out!
[all] Got damned!
- Let's go, DC!
- Old School, give me Chico Bean.
I need you here.
[cheers and applause]
Give me the biggest Mack of them all.
Biggest Mack, I need you here.
[cheers and applause]
- Yerrrrp!
[all] Yerrrp!
- Wild 'er out!
- Big Mack, I bet when you take a COVID test,
they stick a mozzarella stick up your nose, man.
[laughter]
- Hey, look, Chico, you are so talented,
I don't know how you dressed like a bad [bleep]
and a [bleep] at the same time.
[laughter]
- Let's go! Let's go!
- Big Mack, with that big, blue jacket on
you up here built like a kiddie pool.
You better hope no kids come, they gonna jump on your back.
- Chico, your body look like it wanna be skinny
but the free trial expired.
[laughter]
[blows whistle]
- You won!
- You, out!
[all] Got damned!
[cheers and applause]
- New School, I need Nicholas Cannon.
I want you here, Nick.
[cheers and applause]
Old School,
he's already ready, Rapaport, here you are.
[cheers and applause]
You guys heard the rules a lot,
but you're new, so let me tell ya.
Anything he says, he wins.
I like my job, okay?
[laughter]
- Hey, if you like your job so much,
tell him to buy you some real sneakers.
[all] Ohh!
- No, not this time, white boy,
this is the Black show, relax.
[laughter]
Nicholas, you ready?
- Yes, I'm ready.
- Bitch boy, you ready?
- Yes, I'm ready.
- Wild 'er out! - I'm ready, ready, go ahead.
Nick, Nick, I gotta say, thanks for having me,
sorry about the talk show, go first.
[laughter]
Go first, go first, go first.
- If you don't get your goddamn grown-ass
"Phineas and Ferb" in the face
lookin' ass [bleep] up outta here...
- Nick Cannon is an example of what happens when
you let all ten of your kids dress you, grow up.
And half of them must be colorblind.
Pick a color, man, golly.
- I don't think you understand the rules.
[laughter]
- I understand the rules.
I also understand toothpaste. - You know what...
- Get yourself some toothpaste.
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, sorry.
[laughter]
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ref.
- Shut up! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Your teeth got me inspired, though, go ahead.
[laughter]
- Nick, it's on you.
It doesn't matter. You, out!
[all] Got damned!
- I didn't get to go. - [ding]
- But I just wanted to say...
- No, no, keep going, keep going, let's--
we already won, but let's keep going.
What did you wanna say, man, go ahead?
- No, I just wanted to say that Nick, every shower
you take involves a baby.
That's cool, though...
- Alright, you know what...
- Go ahead, go ahead.
- You look a vampire that only bite [bleep].
[laughter]
- Nick Cannon...
[laughter]
- [rapid dinging] - "I want to suck your blood".
[cheers and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this.
- Yo, I gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
- That's how we do.
DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ I'm doing good and you're doing the same ♪
♪ The only thing you need to work out is your pull out game ♪
[laughter]
- I do it on purpose.
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Yo, make some noise
for this classic episode of "Wild 'N Out".
We got Michael Rapaport in the building over there.
on Old School.
Performing for us later is Lay Bankz on my team
on team New School.
And right now it's anybody's game
'cause it's time for the bonus round
and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
- Oh yeah, freestyle rappin',
but here on "Wild 'N Out", we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is gonna be
one point added to your total score,
so it's anybody's game.
Mike, man, it's been a long time,
we been waiting for you to come here and now you can leave with
that comedy championship belt right there.
I need you to step up.
Old School, step up. New School, step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it with us, y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Let's get it get it. - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Yo, back in the day on the Boulevard of Wild 'N ♪
♪ This the part of the show we get to freestylin' ♪
♪ There was me, my squad, and the five footer ♪
♪ Con so small he could be Mike's boogers ♪
[laughter] [ding]
Got the green on too.
- Nick, I'm glad you had me, I only come here
with the one-hitter k-- the one-hitter quitter for you.
Check it out. - A'ight, a'ight.
- ♪ I'm doing good and you're doing the same ♪
♪ The only thing you need to work out is your pull out game ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- I do it on purpose.
I leave it in on purpose.
[Hitman] Yo, Santwon.
♪ Yo, it's up and it's stuck with 'em ♪
♪ Your head look like the plain M&M ♪
♪ 'Cause you ate the one with the nuts in 'em ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- ♪ Hey, Hit, that was genius ♪
♪ No wonder you got on camo ♪
♪ 'Cause that's so small, we can't see your penis ♪
♪ And here's a big burn, I drove up your forehead ♪
♪ And I fit in a whole U-turn ♪
♪ Hey, yo, Rip, step on the scene ♪
♪ My boy said it was Maybelline ♪
♪ But we know it's Gaybelline ♪
- Hold on, Santwon... - Hold on, come back here.
- ♪ Hey, yo, I'm not with the jokes ♪
♪ You click your shoes three times ♪
♪ You'll end up in jail dropping the soap ♪
[laughter] [ding]
[overlapping chatter]
- ♪ Santwon, you walked off like you think you won ♪
♪ I would make a joke about your head ♪
♪ But you would probably try to give me some ♪
[laughter] [ding]
[rapid dinging]
- DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this.
- I gotta give it to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
- Old School!
I can't believe it.
My man Mike Rapaport came through
and took the comedy championship belt.
All love, all fun, I love you, my brother.
And you know what, now it's time to turn
your TVs up, everybody on your feet
and make some noise for Lay Bankz.
[music and applause]
♪♪
- Yeah, yeah...
♪ They been sleeping way too long ♪
♪ Now I do what the F I want ♪
♪ Got that movin' mambo ♪
♪ Since I got you wide awake ♪
♪ You'll be up all night and day ♪
♪ Used to be a call away ♪
♪ Now you can't hit my line no way "Hey!" ♪
♪ I know they watching all the time ♪
♪ I always cross your mind ♪
♪ They tried to double back on me, I don't do rewinds ♪
♪ Even with no diamonds on I still shine when it's dark ♪
♪ Too strong to ever break me so I know it hurts your heart ♪
♪ Got the racks on me got the bag on me ♪
♪ Guess who got the last laugh, oh yeah ♪
♪ So I turn a right cheek on a hoe like ♪
♪ Doo da da doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪♪
- ["Wild 'N Out" theme music plays]
♪♪
- ♪ MTV ♪