[DJ D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents:
Wild 'N Out". 19 seasons later,
we're back and all the way lit. - One, two, three, four!
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, it's the battle of the sexes.
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- Starring special guest Andrew C. Caldwell,
with captains DVSN
and Jessica White.
Let's wild out!
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- All right, y'all, everybody up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air
and make some noise for your host
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheering and applause]
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild' N... ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Oh, yeah, I'm excited, it's a special one.
Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
[cheering and applause] What's up, what's up, what's up?
- We doing it real big, this one,
it's battle of the sexes, y'all. We going all the way up.
[cheering and applause]
Let's bow down and make some noise
for the "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses!
Thank you, ladies, appreciate you.
This is two teams battling head-to-head
to see who's the funniest.
Give it up for the fellas!
[cheering and applause]
Chico Bean!
Conceited!
Hitman Holla!
DC Young Fly!
C. King, Radio Big Mack.
And Karlous Miller.
Andrew, Andrew, come over here real quick, man.
Y'all give it up for Andrew Caldwell.
[cheering and applause]
You holding it down for the step daddies?
- I'm holding it down for the step daddies.
I just pray that when I leave here,
I don't get nobody pregnant.
[laughter]
- Y'all keep it going for Andrew, one time.
[cheering and applause] We pray that happens, too.
[laughter]
Y'all make some noise for our queens, the ladies!
[cheering and applause]
Kandie Kandie, Jessie Woo.
Justina Valentine.
Maddy with the fatty.
Or Mash.
And Mimi.
[cheering and applause]
The person I'm about to bring out
as the ladies team captain has done it all.
She's been in movies, she's been on TV.
She's a director, she's a musician.
And she's a real supermodel... - Real supermodel.
- When Drake said, "Don't tell me
if you a model unless you been in Vogue,"
she been in it a couple times.
Y'all make some noise for Jessica White!
[cheering and applause]
[D-Wrek] Statuesque.
Look at the walk.
[cheering and applause]
- What's up, baby? - You so tall.
- You gon' play fair?
- Hell, no. - [DJ D-Wrek] Hey!
Whoa...
Go ahead and make some noise for the ladies.
Should I add somebody else to my team?
- I think we should.
- Somebody who's been causing a lot of noise.
Making a big stir in the game
and keeping R&B alive
with one of the hottest joints out right now.
Matter of fact, I'm a huge fan.
Y'all make some noise for DVSN!
[cheering and applause]
Daniel!
Yo, D!
This is battle of the sexes. Guys verses girls.
They look real angry. They look like--
And they look like they ready to play.
We gotta step it up for the fellas.
Are we gonna get some vocals today?
- I'ma give you some vocals today.
- A'ight, there it is. That's all I need.
We got the talent. Y'all make some noise
for DVSN one time.
Are y'all ready for the first game?
[cheering]
A'ight, we gon' play a classic game.
Y'all know it, y'all love it, but we gonna put
a new spin on it for the battle of the sexes.
It's called Let Me Holla. Oh, yeah.
There's Jessica White. You can step on up here.
And each team is gonna get the opportunity to holla at us.
And we gon' bring out the "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses
with our new props, y'all make some noise for them right now.
[cheering and applause]
And Jess, we get to decide
if we like the pickup line, we go green,
and D-Wrek will hit the bell. [bell dings]
If we don't, you hold up the red,
and we'll get the buzzer. [buzzer]
You ready? - Yes, I'm ready.
- Let's go, Jess!
- Ladies, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
- Um, can we come together real quick?
All right.
Now can we [bleep] together real quick?
- Yeah! [cheering]
[bell dings]
[cheering and applause]
- What's up, Jess? - How you doing?
- Good, good.
What I wanna say since you up here,
you dressed like a bottle of Pepto Bismol...
my heart burns for you. [laughter]
[cheering]
[bell dings]
[cheering and applause]
- Ack!
[laughter]
Hey, girl. - Hey, baby.
- I wanna treat you like my bra.
[laughter]
I wanna give you full support.
- Ooh! - So I was wondering.
- Uh-huh. - If you wanted
to get together like my titties and... hang?
[laughter/cheering]
[bell dings]
[DJ D-Wrek] That's a real bra?
- It clip in the front. See that's the...
- It's like a hammock.
[laughter]
[cheering and applause]
- Nick, I, I, I... [stammering]
[laughing]
And you?
[laughter]
You know, for real, I ain't gonna holla at you, shawty.
We have a real woman holla, little mama right here, yeah.
Listen, here. You see Kandie?
- Yeah.
- You don't get it?
Basically what I'm trying to say is I'm trying
to put these [bleep] under your skirt.
[audience reacts]
[buzzer]
- That's her, that's her. - Turn around and look.
Turn around. - I'm not talking--
That's your-- - I don't care, she's a woman,
and you trying to put your [bleep]
in-between her skirt, it pisses me off.
[cheering] Go!
- I can't get no [bleep], but you can put your [bleep] in her?
[laughter]
[cheering and applause]
- ♪ Nick, let me holla at you ♪
♪ Brand-new ovaries you can use ♪
♪ And I ain't scared of your skee-skee ♪
[audience reacts]
[chatter]
[buzzer]
- Hey, Jess!
[bell dings]
[bell dinging]
[cheering and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, battle of the sexes.
Guys and girls, who won?
- I gotta give that to the ladies.
Make some noise for the ladies.
[cheering and applause]
- Jessica White in the building.
DVSN's in the building.
I need everybody on they feet.
D-Wrek, take us out.
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- Your pairing is polygamy versus monogamy.
- So why you only wanna be with one [bleep]?
- Don't you know Black men don't cheat?
[cheering]
- Why is Canada so clean?
- Why are you so dirty?
[audience reacts]
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
This is the battle of the sexes.
Over there is the team captain for the ladies.
It's Jessica White!
[cheering and applause]
Supermodel status, superstar status.
We got DVSN in the building. My man, D.
[cheering and applause]
Y'all give it up for Andrew Caldwell.
[cheering and applause]
Right now it's time to play a classic game that we put our
little, little battle of the sexes spin on it.
It's called Late Night Questions.
[cheering and applause]
So y'all remember, you can only ask questions.
And you go back and forth until someone doesn't ask a question.
D-Wrek, we ready? - I'm ready.
- Let's get to it, the game is in your hands.
- All right, your pairing is Big Mack versus the bed.
[laughter]
[cheering]
- Ohh... what the hell you 'bout to do?
[laughter]
- Aren't I supposed to get in the bed too?
- How much you think I can carry?
[laughter]
- Ain't this a king?
- Don't you think you need a king...dom?
[laughter]
- [loud grunt] - Why? Why? Why? Why?!
[laughter]
- I hate this game.
[bell dings]
- Your pairing is "delivert" versus "not delivert."
[laughter]
[cheering and applause]
[groans]
- Well, speaking of deliver. - Mm-hmm?
- You look pregnant. How many months are you?
- When the last time you accepted the Lord in your life?
- [bleep] why we in this bed? - Ay, listen.
When I get on my knees, the only thing I'm doing is praying.
Do you hear me?
- Not me, you got that one, boy.
- Right.
- [bleeps].
[bell dings]
- Your pairing is polygamy versus monogamy.
[cheering and applause]
[chatter]
[Nick] Let's go, OG!
- So, why you only wanna be with one [bleep]?
- Don't you know Black men don't cheat?
[cheering]
- Okay, then why'd you cap in that song?
- Don't you believe people can change?
- Why is Canada so clean?
- Why are you so dirty?
[audience reacts]
- Did DC give you that bra to make your do-rag out of?
[laughter]
- D-- [buzzer]
[laughter, bell dings]
[Nick] That was a good round.
- Your pairing is Nick Cannon versus Jessica White.
- That's not a topic.
[laughter]
[cheering and applause]
- This [bleep] real life.
- What you doing? - So...
[chuckling]
- So did you get [bleep] when we did that album cover shoot?
[cheering]
- I quit.
[laughter, bell dings]
[bell dinging]
- Who won, D-Wrek?
- I gotta give that to the ladies.
Make some noise for the ladies, y'all.
[cheering and applause]
- Whatever, there's a lot more game to play.
It's the battle of the sexes. It's real intense.
D-Wrek, take us out.
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ Not again ♪
♪ It's back soft again It's back soft again ♪
♪ Can your beef stay [bleep]? ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
It's the battle of the sexes.
And over there with the ladies
is supermodel Jessica White.
[cheering and applause]
And over here holding it down for the fellas.
Y'all make some noise, DVSN is in the building.
[cheering and applause] - We gon' play
this game we call R&Beef.
- R&Beef. - Oh, yeah.
[cheering and applause]
We gon' make a R&B song up right here on the spot.
And y'all gon' decide which one is the hottest.
Now since this is battle of the sexes,
usually I ask y'all for problems, but we know
what all the problems are in relationships.
- [woman] Men. - Damn!
[Maddy] That's correct.
She just came and said "men!"
[laughter] So we get an opportunity
to tell the problems that we believe,
you know, are going on in relationships.
And ladies, you guys can talk about the problems and the beef
that y'all have, all right? - A lot.
- A'ight, a'ight, so huddle up.
Who y'all wanna see go first, y'all?
Who you wanna see? - [Conceited] Ladies first.
Ladies first. - [Nick] We go first!
[D-Wrek] Fellas, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
- [Nick] All my fellas, make some noise one time.
[hooting]
As my man, Karlous Miller,
the great poet and philosopher once said,
Black men don't cheat.
- 'Cause we been cheated too long!
- Let's do it right now. DJ D-Wrek, drop it.
[cheering and applause]
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
It go like this.
♪ I go with you, you go with me ♪
♪ I really know I'm single ♪
♪ I go with you, you go with me ♪
♪ I really know I'm single ♪
♪ Just 'cause I hit your cooty cat ♪
♪ Don't mean I rock with you like that ♪
♪ Just 'cause I hit your cooty cat ♪
♪ Don't mean I rock with you like that ♪
- ♪ I lie to her ♪
♪ That's probably why she's crying ♪
♪ Made her leave all her [bleep] ♪
♪ But I kept mine ♪
- ♪ I met your mama She said she love me ♪
♪ I looked at her, I said, "Ooh, girl, you ugly" ♪
♪ Listen, my girls, I'm so close with them ♪
♪ I [bleep] cooty cat It's too much sodium ♪
♪ Just 'cause I hit your cooty cat don't mean I rock ♪
♪ With you like that ♪ [bell dinging]
[cheers and applause]
[overlapping singing]
- There it is, fellas.
[DJ D-Wrek] All right, ladies, wild out.
[chatter]
[chatter and singing]
- They were so soft like their penises.
[Justina] Ladies, we apologize for that.
[man] It's cold in here.
- You can drop that, D-Wrek.
So ladies, thank you for coming to my sleepover.
It's like I don't know if we ever told you about this.
But ever since me and Con been smashing,
I can't understand why his beef
don't get [bleep]. - Damn!
- ♪ Whoa... ♪
- ♪ Not again ♪
♪ It's back soft again it's back soft again ♪
♪ Can your beef stay [bleep]? ♪
[laughter]
- ♪ DC Young Fly but I'll never stay ♪
♪ He's built like a tampon on a light day ♪
- ♪ You said we're not good, I thought we were fine ♪
♪ Then the boner went missing like Chico's hairline ♪
- ♪ You know Conceited, he loves to cut the beat ♪
♪ But I can't understand why he has such soft meat ♪
- ♪ Say he a punany killer, but what's the weapon? ♪
- ♪ What's the weapon? ♪
- ♪ F you and them 60 seconds ♪
♪ 1:00 man, 1:00 man, 1:00 man ♪
♪ He can't stay [bleep] ♪
[masculine voice] ♪ But I can ♪
- ♪ Not again ♪
♪ It's back soft again, it's back soft again ♪
♪ Can your beef stay [bleep] ♪
[bell dinging]
[cheering and applause]
- Let's bring out a "Wild 'N Out" Goddess
to help us deliberate.
Y'all make some noise for Barbie one time.
[cheering and applause]
- Let's give it up for the fellas.
[cheering and applause]
[overlapping chatter]
- Disrespect! - ♪ Don't mean I rock with you ♪
[Conceited] Have some enthusiasm.
Let's give it up for the ladies!
[lively cheering and applause]
- We know who won. The ladies came to play.
- ♪ Not again ♪
♪ It's back soft again It's back soft again ♪
♪ Can your beef... ♪
- I'm not singing it. - ♪ Stay [bleep] ♪
- D-Wrek, take us out, man, we lost that one.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Nick it's pretty obvious, you couldn't handle
a queen that's Black.
- Whoa. - I thought you a big fish,
baby, but I threw that weak [bleep] right back.
[audience reacts]
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Ladies, let me hear you scream!
[cheering and applause]
Over there is the team captain, Jessica White.
Holding it down.
They are whipping our ass, fellas.
We got DVSN in the building, though.
[cheering and applause] We got a battle of the sexes.
We gotta win one, we ain't never
won one before, so we gon' win this one.
Y'all ready? - [cheering]
- We need the ladies to step up.
We need the fellas to step up. That comedy championship
belt is on the line. This is the battle of the sexes.
D-Wrek, drop the beat. - Yup.
♪♪
- Say it with me, y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle, wildstyle ♪ - Say it with me, y'all.
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Unh, Jessica, she model professional.
Man, you turn her on, how does a kettle do?
But, mama, yo, I got a question for you.
Why you show up to the show dressed like Lil Nas X-tra boo?
[bell dings] - Cut the beat.
- Talk, Jess. - Cut the beat.
[air horn blares]
- Nick, it's pretty obvious, you couldn't handle
a queen that's Black.
[audience reacts]
I thought you a big fish, baby,
but I threw that weak [bleep] right back.
[audience reacts]
- Wow!
- [DC] That was crazy, that was crazy.
- Bring the beat back!
♪♪
- All right, Hitman, bring yo ass!
♪ Say it Wildstyle! ♪
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- With a head like that, yeah, you got long dreams.
With hair like that, boy, you on the wrong team.
Hitman, you looking like a "P-Valley" extra.
And you wanna come get this.
- Oh, one second... [bell dings]
Coming at me, you must be brave.
You look like Carl Winslow, but you built like Rod Wave.
Give me my hat back.
[bell dings]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Let me get Andrew. - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Okay. - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Yo, if [bleep] is your kryptonite, I can relate.
I been [bleep] quick to bite, be careful,
he wanna give you the tip tonight.
And damn, Daniel, oh, for goodness sake.
The only rapper we like from OVO is Drizzy Drake.
And DC, I know why you mad at me.
You charged up 'cause you built like a triple A battery.
And Hitman Holla,
I know you feeling lonely, fam.
You quit rap to become a star on OnlyFan.
And Con... [bell dings]
You the wildest dude, I'd smack the [bleep] out you,
but it might be child abuse.
You know I spit enough heat.
Daniel's from DVSN, but I heard Kandie
divided your butt cheeks. [bell dings]
[bell dinging]
[chatter]
- DJ D-Wrek, let 'em know what it is.
- I gotta give that to the ladies.
Make some noise for the ladies!
[cheering and applause]
- What you wanna say to the people at home?
- I, uh, thank you guys. I love you.
Thank you for having me, Nick and supporting us all.
God bless you. - There it is!
I appreciate your love...
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme throughout]
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