[DJ D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out".
19 seasons later, we're back and all the way lit.
- One, two, three, four!
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad.
Starring captains Robert Williams III
and Sean Kingston.
Let's wild out!
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪
All right, y'all, everybody, up out your seats.
Put your hands in the together
and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheering and applause]
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
- How y'all doing? How y'all doing?
- Y'all keep it going for the beautiful
and sensational ladies of "Wild 'N Out"!
[cheering and applause]
Thanks you, Goddesses, queens!
This is the home
of freestyle comedy. Two teams battling head-to-head
to see who's the funniest.
And I'm gon' make sure that's gon' be my team.
'Cause I'm the captain of team Old School!
[cheering and applause]
Justina Valentine,
Chico Bean,
Conceited.
[cheering and applause]
Charlie Clips,
Eman Hudson,
Mimi, Hitman Holla.
And Karlous Miller!
[cheering and applause]
Y'all make some noise for team New School.
[cheering and applause]
Oh, one of Hitman Holla's close friends.
Jessie Woo, Bobb'e J. Thompson.
The man, Morgan.
Phillip,
DC Young Fly!
And Radio Big Mack.
- Yeerrhh! - [all] Yeerrhh!
- Y'all make some noise for the one and only Sean Kingston!
[cheering and applause]
- Yo!
- Yo, tell me who this is? - Yeah, this is my new artist.
It's Muso, representing Liberia. - Okay!
[cheering and applause]
Y'all make some noise for Sean Kingston, y'all.
[cheering and applause]
I'ma bring somebody else on y'all team.
A true leader, somebody that knows how to take
they team to the championship.
Y'all make some noise from the Boston Celtics!
Y'all give it up for Robert Williams III!
[cheering and applause]
You gon' hold it down over there.
- Yeah, [bleep], came in his house shoes.
He don't give a [bleep].
Y'all ready for this first game?
[cheering]
This one is called What You Call That, okay?
Let's bring out some beautiful "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses.
They got the libations and the spirits and...
DJ D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- New School, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
- Clap it up, clap it up, clap it up!
[all] Ay yo! What you call that?!
- I call this the DJ D-Wrek!
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause after one hit of this,
I'ma need your outfit to parachute down [bleep].
[laughter, bell dings]
[cheering and applause]
[all] Ay yo! What you call that?!
- This my girl, I call her "Condoms."
- Why, yo?
- So Nick won't touch her.
[laughter, bell dings]
- Facts. [laughter]
Robert Williams III got it all!
[DJ D-Wrek] He got it all.
[all] Ay yo! What you call that?!
- I call this Doomsday.
- Why, yo?
- It's the quickest way to get kicked off the League.
[laughter, bell dings]
[cheering and applause]
[all] Ay yo! What you call that?!
- I call this DC Young Fly.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause it's skinny as hell, and after one hit,
you gon' be screaming like a bitch.
Ahh! Ahh!
[laughter, bell dings]
[cheering and applause]
[all] Ay yo! What you call that?!
- I call this Justina.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause after one hit of this...
you be like, "Damn this [bleep] is good [bleep]."
[laughter, bell dings]
[rapid dinging]
- D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta give that to the New School.
So make some noise for the New School, y'all.
[cheering and applause]
- They got a hell of a team over there.
Robert Williams III, plus Sean Kingston on the New School.
We got more game to play. D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- You were on a podcast.
You said 80% of women suffer from bacterial...
- I did not say that! - Yes, you did!
Yes, you did! Who are you? Who are you?
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
It's a hell of a show.
We got Robert Williams III over there
from the Boston Celtics holding it down.
[cheering and applause]
And right here in the box, man.
The one and only Sean Kingston.
Y'all give it up for him. [cheering and applause]
We about to play Plead The Fifth, oh, yeah.
[cheering and applause]
DJ D-Wrek? - Yes, sir.
- It's in your hands. - Okay.
New School, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
- Yeerrhh! - [all] Yeerrhh!
- Nick, what's happening, bruh?
- What up? - Bruh, you are one of the most
honest people I know. - Too honest.
- We gon' prove to them that you ain't got nothing to hide,
and you the most honest person in the world, all right?
Just gotta answer a few questions.
First off, tell 'em your full name, Nick?
- Nicholas Scott Cannon. - Come on, Nick,
that's what I'm talking about.
Tell everybody your Instagram handle.
- @nickcannon. - That's right.
Come on, let's get outta here, bro.
And tell everybody your password.
[laughter]
- What's the password? Tell 'em.
- 12 inches.
[laughter, cheering]
- Damn, these reports were true, you a liar!
- Did you spell out the twelve or did you put the 1-2?
- Oh, hold on, let me try that.
- Bye, Big Mack! - You're not logging in.
- You wanna put the 12 inches in?
- No! [laughter]
[cheering and applause]
- Now, Sean. - Yeah.
- I know you know a lot
about beautiful girls, right? - Yes.
- So, you know, I'm just trying to see...
It's a couple pretty ladies on the stage.
We got Mimi.
[cheering and applause]
We got Jessie Woo.
We got Justina Valentine.
[cheering and applause]
So I'm just trying to see since you know
so much about beautiful girls, who's the least
beautiful girl on the stage?
[cheering]
- The least?
- The least. - The least.
- Justin, I love you...
[laughter]
- [D-Wrek] That's how you keep it real with it.
[cheering and applause]
[playing guitar]
- ♪ Nicholas let me ask you a question ♪
♪ I'm a new cast member I sing, I play the guitar ♪
♪ But we got another cast member that sings ♪
♪ Jessie Woo can we hear you real quick? ♪
- ♪ Whoo... ♪ - ♪ Whoo... ♪
[cheering and applause]
♪♪
- ♪ If you were going on tour ♪
♪ And you had to bring one of us as a backup singer ♪
♪ Which one would you bring? ♪
♪ Ooh... Aah... ♪
Jessie?
- ♪ It better be me ♪
- ♪ It better be me... ♪
[cheering]
♪ Whee... ♪
[cheering]
[vocalizing]
[cheering and applause]
- They seem to have answered it for you.
I'm taking Jessie Woo.
[cheering and applause]
- Hey, man, I thought that was the dude
from the Dr. Pepper commercial.
♪ It's the sweet one ♪
[laughter]
I feel like everybody coming up here and they planned.
They're not asking you the right stuff.
- You on my team. - I don't care, Nick.
Your behavior is out of pocket. Every time you go
on a podcast, something bad happen.
- Every time we play this game...
- Yes, I'm the only person that'll hold you accountable
for the things you do. That's why
you tried to get me out of here.
[laughter]
Now very recently, very recently in the metaverse,
you were on a podcast.
You said 80% of women suffer
from bacterial vaginosis. - I did not say that.
- Yes, you did! Yes you did! Who are you? Who are you?
- I didn't say suffer. - Put the mic down.
You said 80% of women
have bad hygiene. - I did not.
- And everybody know you got all the babies.
You are spreading the vaginosis!
So our question to you is which one of them
little baby mamas you hit and you did like this.
And smelled your hand.
[laughter]
And decided something wasn't right.
Which one was it?!
[laughter]
Which one made you do like this!?
And smell your hand.
[laughter]
- I plead the fifth.
[laughter, bell dings]
[rapid dinging]
- And I don't like that, expel him from the court.
'Cause I never said that.
D-Wrek, it was a hell of a game.
Who won?
- Nick, you pled the fifth the most.
So I gotta give it to the New School.
So make some noise for the New School, y'all.
[cheering and applause]
- Y'all make some noise for Sean Kingston
and Robert Williams III.
D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ Old man that lived in the shoe ♪
♪ Every day a new boo buh buh! ♪
♪ Got so many kids ♪
♪ Nick this song about you ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N ♪
- ATL, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Their team is stacked over there on the New School.
Y'all give it up for 'em.
Robert Williams III, Sean Kingston.
[cheering and applause]
This game we 'bout to play right now
is tailor-made for you because we 'bout to play Remix!
[cheering and applause]
We got our song topics online
using that hashtag #WILDNOUT.
And Old School, we got The Old Lady Who Lived in the Shoe.
'Cause you Old School, you know how that go.
And then they gave y'all This Little Piggy.
Now each team is gon' perform.
And then we gon' bring out a "Wild 'N Out" Goddess
to take y'all votes to see who you make
the most noise for, a'ight?
- Okay, New School, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
[with accent] - Excuse me, Sean,
you driving too fast. I have to stop
and give you ticket, I'm sorry.
- Excuse me, you can't give me no ticket.
By the way, I just wanna let you know.
♪ You're so beautiful girl ♪
[cheering]
- Okay.
[airhorn blows, music plays]
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, Miss Piggy, Miss Piggy ♪
♪ Please little piggy don't pull me over ♪
- Come on! - ♪ Pull me over ♪
- ♪ Please little piggy don't pull me over ♪
♪ Don't pull me over ♪
♪ And it sound like this Whee-whee, whee-whee, let's go ♪
♪ I been trying to go home ♪
♪ I been trying to go home, whee-whee, whee-whee ♪
♪ I been trying to go home ♪
- ♪ This little piggy done pulled me over ♪
And then he just let me go 'cause if you comply,
nothing is fine, you just...
- What? - Unh-unh.
♪ You need to mind your business ♪
♪ White people never get ticket ♪
♪ Provoking 'em but you will never guess ♪
♪ Why this [bleep] wrote me up?
♪ Solo in the H-O-V ♪
♪ I was solo in the HOV In the HOV? ♪
♪ Solo in the HOV I was solo in the HOV ♪
♪ This little piggy done pull me over ♪
♪ Pull me over I was like whee-whee ♪
♪ Whee-whee I'm just trying to go home... ♪
[rapid dinging]
[cheering and applause]
- You know, it's all good.
Y'all give it up for our opening act.
Give it up for the opening act.
- There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.
She had so many kids she didn't know what to do...
- Hey, bro, wait, bro, you being a hypocrite now.
- I know, matter of fact, we know somebody
who better suits that song.
DJ D-Wrek, give it to us.
♪♪
[cheering]
[chatter]
- We gon' talk about it. - Is you ready?!
- ♪ Old man that lived in a shoe ♪
♪ Every day a new boo buh buh! ♪
♪ Got so many kids ♪
♪ Nick this song about you ♪
♪ Old man that lived in a shoe ♪
♪ Every day a new boo buh buh! ♪
♪ Got so many kids ♪
♪ Nick this song about you ♪
♪ To the window ♪
♪ To the wall, to the wall ♪
♪ Nowhere condom at all ♪
♪ He running out, no pulling out ♪
♪ He running out, Nick this song about you ♪
[rapid dinging]
♪ To the wall, to the wall... ♪
- ♪ Solo in the HOV ♪
♪ Solo in the HOV, solo in the HOV ♪
- We gon' find out, clearly...
Both of 'em was lit, but let's do it the right way.
Let's bring out a "Wild 'N Out" Goddess to help us deliberate.
Y'all make some noise for Lud one time.
[cheering and applause]
- Let's hear it for the Old School!
[cheering and applause]
- ♪ Nowhere condom at all, nowhere condom at all... ♪
- Now let's hear it for the New School!
[cheering and applause]
[chatter, cheering continues]
- ♪ Solo in the HOV Solo in the HOV ♪
- Sorry, Old School, but I'ma have to give it
to the New School!
[cheering and applause]
[Nick] Sing it again.
- ♪ Solo in the HOV, solo in the HOV ♪
♪♪
♪ Solo in the HOV, solo in the HOV ♪
- Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
- You a ball player, yeah, that's the deal.
But be careful, he wanna dribble your balls for real.
And now I'm not a snitch, but how you got a song called
"Beautiful Girls" and never bagged a hot [bleep].
[audience reacts]
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
- It's time for the bonus round, and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle.
Oh, yeah, freestyle rapping, but here at "Wild 'N Out",
we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is gon' be one point added to your total score.
So right now, it's anybody's game.
Anybody could win. Y'all gonna leave
with that comedy championship belt.
We got that for you. Rob, you know, son,
we gon' make this happen. That could be yours.
I need the New School to step up.
I need the Old School to step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪ Say it with me, y'all.
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Unh, so uh Sean Kingston, Rob Williams ♪
♪ The African dude, we don't feel them ♪
♪ We gon' tell y'all straight off the top ♪
♪ We can do it Old School it just hit the [bleep] ♪
♪ We gon' freestyle, keep it going with it ♪
♪ I don't know what I'm saying ♪
♪ Only like only [bleep] They along ♪
♪ We [bleep] on 'em ♪
♪ I can do it till the break of dawn for real son ♪
[bell dings]
- All y'all come here [bleep]. - Talk to 'em.
I wasn't gon' say it, but [bleep] it.
With that jersey on, it look like you play
for the double chicken nuggets.
[bell dings] - Hold, hold, hold up.
- I don't know if this makes sense.
But Hitman with the big ass teeth.
When you smile, all I see is a fence.
It's tough getting me. [bell dings]
You the [bleep] every girl talk about when she say,
I'm [bleeps] free.
[laughter, bell dings]
- Okay, you a ball player, yeah, that's the deal.
But be careful, he wanna dribble your balls for real.
And now I'm not a snitch, but how you got a song
called "Beautiful Girls" and never bagged a hot [bleep]?
[audience reacts, bell dings]
Call me ugly again, son!
[Nick] She want revenge.
- I freestyle off the top.
You ain't from Houston so you can't rap a lot.
[bell dings] You need to pack your
bars up phase style.
I know you're white but get your verses from "8 Mile."
[bell dings] - Okay, hold on, okay...
Okay, okay, all right. He needed help,
so he had to book a friend.
Watch your mouth before you get your damn chains hooked again.
[audience reacts, bell dings]
- Ay listen, I can go acapella.
You wouldn't be a star if you sounded Roc-A-Fella.
[audience reacts, bell dings]
- I'd never poke ya, don't know why your
name is King when you a joker!
[chatter]
- This [bleep] right here is a different game.
He gon' take it to your hole in a different way.
And let the nine club hit you.
And ain't you from Africa?
Then please take this "Fly" back with you.
[laughter, bell dings]
- Who? Who? Who? [rapid dinging]
[cheering and applause]
- DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- I'm gonna have to give that...
to the Old School!
Y'all make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Yo, but y'all gotta make some noise for Robert Williams III,
and my man, Sean Kingston!
What y'all wanna say to the people at home, man?
Talk to the people. - We love y'all, man.
- We love y'all, always, man, even though y'all cheated us,
didn't let us win, peace, love...
- Didn't cheat y'all, man, I see how they do this.
You know what? We got both y'all.
All three of ya, y'all can come back whenever you all want.
Give it up for 'em one more time.
Sean is family. Everybody on they feet.
Turn your TVs up and make some noise
for Sean Kingston!
[music and applause]
♪♪
- Okay, yeah...
♪ Come gyal, let me show you ♪
♪ I know love is blind ♪
♪ Promise I won't hurt you ♪
♪ Ain't that other guy ♪
♪ We can slide in an old school ♪
♪ Ride down Ocean Drive ♪
Hey, yo, "Wild 'N Out", this how we gonna do.
One, two, three...
♪ Girl, I ♪
♪ I can see you been through some things ♪
♪ Let's take a ride ♪
♪ I'm in a drop top, switching four lanes ♪
♪ Oh, why ♪
♪ Your heart ain't been the same, no I... ♪♪
♪♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays]
♪ MTV ♪