[Nick] Season 20, y'all!
[D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents Wild 'N Out".
[Nick] This is the home of freestyle comedy.
[D-Wrek] With iconic battles...
- [bleep] just got real, Nick!
[D-Wrek] And legendary guests.
- Well, let's get wild, baby.
[D-Wrek] It's time for season 20.
- Out! - Got damned!
[D-Wrek] Let's wild out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Alright, y'all, everybody up out your seats,
put your hands in the air and make some noise
for your host, Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
Welcome to a very special episode of "Wild 'N Out".
It's season 20 and we came to get money.
Give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
- What's poppin'? - There it is.
Keep it going for the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses
[cheers and applause]
Thank you, ladies.
A lotta heat in the building today.
So I'm gonna hold it down as best as I can,
y'all give it up for my team,
it's the Red Squad.
[cheers and applause]
Pretty Vee, Maddy with the fatty,
Kosha Dillz, C. King,
Hitman Holla, E-Man,
Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly,
and Michael Blackson.
[cheers continue]
We got an all-star team. - Let's go!
- It's season 20,
and I don't think this team can be beat.
It's truly an all-star team right there.
I feel like we gon' win.
But we can give it up for the opps,
the bad boys, make some noise for the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause]
B. Simone, Justina Valentine,
Conceited, Charlie Clips,
Chico Bean, Big JJ,
Radio Big Mack, and Rip Michaels.
[cheers continue]
Y'all ready to make some TV history with us?
[cheers and applause]
Well, a man that has already made TV history
several times over, one of the funniest dudes that I know.
But we all grew up with him when we was hangin'
with Mr. Cooper, y'all make some noise,
on the Black Squad, it's Mark Curry.
[cheers and applause]
♪ Cooper ♪
[cheers continue]
My man, you look exactly the same.
Don't he look the same? [cheers and applause]
How you still so young? Black don't crack.
Oakland in the building right?
- That's right, you know Oakland in the building.
You know, I watch "Wild 'N Out",
that's how I stay young, right?
- There it is. Y'all make some noise
for Mark Curry over there on the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause]
This is a moment right now that I personally have
been waiting for for over 350 episodes of "Wild 'N Out".
[cheers and applause]
One of the biggest superstars in comedy.
[cheers continue]
Truly a legend and an icon,
but one thing they say about a cat,
they never forget to come back home.
It's the return of Katt Williams!
[cheers and applause]
♪♪
[cheers continue]
I love you, man. - I love you.
- It's good to have you back. - Thank you, sir.
- See you went and got your hair did
and everything for this show.
We appreciate you. So, uh, I mean,
Katt, we got so much to catch up on, my brother.
- Like ten babies. [laughter]
- Probably by the time this airs,
it's gonna be more than that, Katt, it's gonna...
[laughter] It's gonna be more than that.
You ready to get to it? - Let's do it.
- Y'all make some noise for Katt Williams.
[cheers and applause]
I got some of my favorite people on this planet
in this building right now.
So we might as well get to this first game,
y'all ready for it?
[all] Yeah!
- It's time to play Got Damned.
Oh yeah, and we gonna have both squads step up,
and we gonna get to cappin', get to roasting,
get debasing, and get to snappin'.
But I'm not the one to give you the rules.
It gets so intense up here,
that we had to hire our very own...
refer-E-man-man-man...
[cheers and applause]
E-man, tell 'em how this game is played.
- Okay, alright, alright, boss, you've seen this game
100 times, btu I still have to explain the rules,
so let's get to it, okay?
Two shakeys and you're outta here.
White people, two shakeys stands for two bad jokes.
A little Ebonics for you now.
Okay, rule number two, stay in your lane, okay?
Just stay in your lane. Rule number three,
respect the roasters, okay?
And don't take too long, don't waste my time,
don't waste your time, don't waste their time.
And the most important rule, last but not least, respect...
[all] The ref!
- Let's get it started.
- Black Squad, give me Clips.
[cheers and applause]
Red Squad, give me Hitman Holla,
I need you here. - Let's go, Holla.
Go on, king.
- Clips, you ready? - Let's get it.
- Holla, you ready? - Let's go.
- Wild 'er out.
- Hey, don't he got the same arm as
every high school lunch lady?
[laughter]
- Hey, do me a favor, my brother,
take your hat off for one second.
You look like a red M&M that bite people back.
[laughter]
- Hey, don't be mad at me 'cause every time you get
out the car, your ass crack show.
- Hey, hey, smile for the crowd,
they only had the 3X, eh?
[laughter]
- Hey, I bet your favorite player's Steph Curry
'cause they call him the chef, fat ass.
- Hey, your teeth look like a closet full
Franchize Boyz white tees.
[laughter]
[blows whistle]
- You, out!
[all] Got damned!
- It's okay, Red Squad, it's okay.
- Red Squad, give me C. King,
I need you here, C. King, I want you here.
[cheers and applause]
Black Squad, give me Big JJ...
[cheers and applause]
C. King, you ready? - Ready.
- Big JJ, you ready? - I'm ready.
- Wild 'er out.
- Boy, your ass look like me with peanut allergy
and no EpiPen. [laughter]
- You look like me with no money.
- What's your real name, Christian, boy, you look
like a Christianosaurus rex, lookin' ass boy.
- Whoa, hey, one shakey.
- Boy, JJ, you know you sell waters on the road, dog.
I got that water for you. Got that water, for ya big dog--
- Hey, hey, hey, I got that shakey for you,
I got that shakey for you. [laughter]
- What happened to Brick Squad, you ate all the bricks?
[laughter]
- No shakey? [all shouting]
- Boy, your ass... - Wait, wait, wait, wait,
you're right, let me do my job.
You, two shakeys, you, out!
[all] Got damned!
[cheers and applause] - It's all good, good try.
- Maddy, I need you here from the Red Squad.
Maddy, I want you here. - Uh-oh, uh-oh.
The beast.
- Black Squad, give me Biggest of Mack.
Mack, I need you here. - Okay.
[cheers and applause]
- It's the only time we will ever call
Big Mack "lightweight".
[laughter]
- Okay, Big Mack, you ready? - Yerrrp!
[all] Yerrrrp!
- Maddy, you ready? - Yerrrrp!
[laughter]
That felt kinda good.
- Wild 'er out.
- What's up? Your blood pressure.
[laughter]
- Maddy, I'm glad you got here,
with the price of gas, I know it cost a lot
to fill up your trailer.
[audience gasps] - Ohh, okay, okay.
Hey, Big Mack, some day you'll watch this episode
and say, I can't believe I once had feet.
[laughter]
- Maddy, I know you frustrated,
you ain't got no [bleep] since
your little brother went to college.
[audience gasps]
[overlapping shouting]
The semester's almost over, he'll be home, don't worry.
- Okay, you know what, Big Mack, you would
eat my [bleep] if it was deep fried.
[laughter]
- Let's go, Maddy!
[laughter continues]
[blows whistle]
You...
- You!
[all] Out!
Got damned!
[Nick] Let's go, finally!
♪♪
[DJ D-Wrek] More of this classic Got Damned on the way
with "Wild 'N Out" legend Katt Williams.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
[DJ D-Wrek] Welcome back to "Wild 'N Out",
it's already a classic episode with the GOAT Katt Williams.
Let's get back to an epic Got Damned.
[Emmanuel] We're starting to warm up here,
just like I like it, okay?
Red Squad, give me Pretty Vee.
- Let's go, Vee.
[cheers and applause]
- Black Squad, give me Justin A.
- Who's that? - Justina.
I need you here, Just... - Right, Justina.
- Justin A. - Sorry, okay.
Things are getting a little heated up
so let me remind you of the rules.
Two shakeys and you're outta here.
Take too long and you're gone.
[laughter]
Respect the roasters, most importantly...
[all] Respect the ref.
- Justina, you ready? - You damn right.
- Pretty Vee, you ready? - Been ready.
- Wild 'er out.
- [clears throat] You know what, Nick,
I don't even like bitches from Jersey.
[scattered laughs]
- She said it. - I don't!
- She said it. - I don't like bitches--
Let her talk... [blowing whistle]
- You don't like a shakey either,
that's what you got. [laughter]
- Go ahead. - Well, I hate
a slutty chick from Miami that's mad dirty.
[audience gasps]
- Bitch, shut up, that's mad wordy.
[laughter]
[laughter continues]
[overlapping shouting]
[blows whistle]
Let me talk, let me talk...
[Nick] Let her cook!
[overlapping shouting]
- I will give the people what they want.
Two shakeys! You, out!
[all] Got damned!
[ding] [Nick] It's okay.
He ain't let her cook.
He didn't let my queen cook.
- Black Squad, give me Mark Curry,
I need you here, Mark.
[cheers and applause]
From the Red Squad, give me DC Young Fly.
I need you here.
[cheers and applause]
Mark, you ready? - Yeah, yeah.
- DC, you ready? - There he is.
- Wild 'er out.
[laughter]
I said wild 'er out.
[laughter]
- Since he got the little purse, I'll let him go first.
[audience gasps]
- Boy, your ass look like one of them
crackheads if he dance with no music.
[laughter]
- When he was young-- look, DC, when he was young,
they used to take him to the zoo
and walk him by the monkey cage,
monkeys used to say, why he get to get out?
[laughter]
[bleep], [bleep].
- Boy, your old ass look like you like to
sit in the tub and wait till the water get cold.
Yep, it's a'ight right here.
[laughter] This is alright.
- Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Wait, wait... [blows whistle]
Take your hat off for a second?
- Okay. - Don't he look like
Kodak Black on diabetes?
[audience gasps]
♪ We coulda been superstars ♪
♪ But now it's not safe for you ♪
[laughter]
- Boy, you look like you like to drive barefoot, ugly...
[laughter]
- Barefeet? - Barefeet.
- 'Cause you know when he go get that foot done,
you know they talkin' about him. [speaking gibberish]
I don't know, I have nothing...
[blows whistle]
[laughter]
- I actually go to the nail salon a lot,
so I know what that meant... [speaking gibberish]
It meant shakey. You, out!
[all] Got damned!
- That was a good one.
Y'all give it up for both of 'em.
[cheers and applause]
- Red Squad, give me Michael Blackson...
[cheers and applause]
- Let's go!
- Black Squad, give me Chico Bean.
I need you here, Chico.
[cheers and applause]
Okay, Chico, you ready? - You know it.
- Michael Blackson, you ready? - You modasucka.
- Wild 'er out.
- Do me a favor, be fair to me,
take your hat off please.
[laughter]
Is that braids or stitches?
[laughter]
- Hey, Michael Blackson,
I know my hair messed up, but I'd much rather
have this than that, I bet if you tried to run a comb
through your hair with that microphone on,
it's gonna sound like Pooh Shiesty in this bitch.
[trilling voice] [laughter]
- Your hairline is like a bad relationship with you.
It wants to run away, but you won't let it go.
[laughter]
- Michael Blackson, I would say
I was gonna cook you, but you already done, [bleep].
You look like you got left in the air fryer too long.
Like, goddamnit, I done burned my breadstick.
[laughter]
- You look like a dehydrated Rick Ross.
[laughter]
- Michael Blackson, I heard you say
your wife let you have two side chicks a month, right?
- One a month, [bleep]. - Yeah, I bet she do,
ain't no way she can let your crispy ass
lay on top of her every night.
She be like, I'm melting.
It burns! It burns! [laughter]
- They liked it. - You could never join
the army, when they say salute, you be like this.
[laughter]
- Let's go, Mike!
- I bet every time you look in the mirror,
you be having emotional damage.
'Cause you're ugly, I bet you be cussin' God out.
Why you have to give me this face, modasucka?
[blows whistle] - One shakey.
- Really?
- You have the 1955 Civil Rights hairline.
[laughter]
- One shakey. - And you got
the 1955 Civil Rights skin, they'll burn the [bleep]
out you if they caught you...
[laughter] - Ohh!
- You bad breath bitch.
Your mouth smell like trash truck juice.
[blows whistle] - You, out!
[all] Got damned!
- Oh, wow!
[cheers and applause] [ding]
- Let's give the people what they came to see.
[cheers and applause]
Nicholas Cannon, I need you here.
[cheers and applause]
Black Squad, give me the legendary Katt Williams.
[cheers and applause]
- This is not fair. I love this dude.
Love this dude, don't wanna say nothing bad about-- a'ight.
- Boss, you ready? - I'm ready.
- Mr. Williams, you ready? - Ready.
- Wild 'er out.
- Katt, you ain't fooling nobody,
you take that hat off, the perm coming with it, [bleep].
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- Even when you try to look broke,
you're unsuccessful.
[laughter]
- You see how complex that was?
- I got it, though. - That was amazing.
- Actually funny. - That was amazing.
Hey, y'all, y'all make some noise
for our new "Wild 'N Out" toddler model.
[scattered laughter]
- Yeah, one shakey.
- And if there's a person that knows about toddlers...
[laughter]
- We just happy you here,
and not locked up down at the county
like normally on all your shows.
[audience gasps]
- I have to do that, 'cause movies,
and TV, and stand up would be too boring.
[laughter]
- Uh...
Katt's so short, you can see
his feet in his driver's license picture.
[laughter] [blows whistle]
- Unoriginal.
[laughter]
Was it... that was funny? [crowd shouting]
Not to me!
- A'ight, well, he's so short,
he could [bleep] walk under the bed.
[laughter]
- A little better?
- I couldn't [bleep] walk at all.
Nick, so successful, really proud of you, man,
you've done a great job... - I'm so proud of you,
man, you truly successful, you one of the GOATs,
the legends of all time...
We don't have nothing bad to say about each other.
- I knew him since he was 14,
I prom-- like, I let kids beat me all the time,
y'all know that.
[laughter]
- We've seen, we've seen.
- Yeah, adults, I knock the [bleep] out though.
[blows whistle]
- You, out.
[all] Got damned!
- It's the GOAT, Katt Williams is in the building.
[cheers and applause] DJ D-Wrek,
let me know who won, man?
- I gotta give that to the Black Squad,
make some noise for Katt Williams...
- Katt Williams came to play.
Everybody on they feet, turn your TVs up
and we'll be right back.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
[DJ D-Wrek] A little later, Katt takes the Plead the Fifth
hot seat for the first time.
- Real quick, you think Nick have sex
with his new baby mamas to his old baby mama's music?
[laughter]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Spin it back, D-Wrek.
"Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
Welcome back to a classic episode of "Wild 'N Out".
We got the GOAT in the building, it's Katt Williams.
[cheers and applause]
And he's joined by the one and only
Mark Curry on his team over there on his team.
It's all good 'cause we got
Michael Blackson over here repping with us.
[cheers and applause]
Everybody else cheer and laugh,
except for those three dudes over there.
[laughter] They just tough,
they don't laugh, so we might as well
put they skills to the test and play this game
that we call On the Gang.
We gonna bring those three tough individuals
up over there, each team member is gonna
get the opportunity to try to crack a joke,
do something funny to try to make our gang smile.
If they do, they get a bell.
[ding] If they don't, that's they ass.
[buzzer] Yeah, a buzzer.
DJ D-Wrek, it's in your hands.
- Black Squad, wild out.
[cheers and applause]
- On the gang! - On the gang!
- Yo, it's a gang of calories up here, boy.
You look like you could bench press 325 with your lips.
[laughter]
This one look like when you bring
the dead home on "Wild 'N Out", eh?
[laughter]
That's a smile! That's a smile!
[cheers and applause]
- Sup, y'all?
All three y'all up here looking like
a weight loss journey. [laughter]
Week one, week two, week three.
[laughter]
My bad.
Just wanted to let you know
I seen this chain at Dave & Busters.
Cost 273 tickets. [laughter]
That's it, I ain't got nothing else--
[buzzer] [laughter]
- That was a great presentation.
[cheers and applause]
- Yerrrp!
[all] Yerrrp!
- I know y'all are kids at heart
and you wanna laugh, so I'ma tell y'all a joke.
[laughter]
"What do robots do after they have sex?
[bleep] and bolt."
[laughter]
That didn't work? It's cool.
I got another one.
[laughter]
"How come R. Kelly didn't catch the coronavirus?"
[audience gasps]
"Cause it was COVID-19,
and 19 was too old for him."
[laughter]
[buzzer]
[cheers and applause]
- [babbling indistinctly]
[laughter] [ding]
- Immediately!
[laughter]
- I ain't done, I ain't done.
We need a bell, we need a goddamn bell.
Look at this [bleep] right here.
[ding]
Boy, you look like you about to go to a Tupac audition,
ugly ass boy... [laughter]
Look like you about to go dance for NSYNC,
ugly ass kid... [laughter]
[ding]
[cheers and applause]
- Uh-oh.
- So they said I gotta fight one of y'all
to get in the gang.
I been over there thinking about it,
I don't like the looks of none of y'all.
I can tell by your haircut...
that your barber was scared for his life
while he was cutting your hair.
If he [bleep] up your hair, you was gonna kill
everybody he knows, [bleep], we know that for a fact.
Sir, Tupac has not himself worn a bandana
as professional as you have done tonight.
[laughter] He has killed [bleep]
for stepping on these exact shoes.
[laughter]
And you don't look like you've ever been knocked out,
like you just roll in a ball if anybody hits you.
You cannot be knocked out at all.
[rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
- Y'all give it up for the gang.
[cheers continue]
Good sports, good sports.
Yo, that was a tough one, but they was up here laughing.
D-Wrek, who won? - It was tough
and Katt did his thing, but I gotta give it
to the Red Squad, make some noise for the Red Squad.
[cheers and applause]
- Katt Williams is in the building.
Mark Curry's in the building.
Everybody on they feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- I wanna know, and I'm sure we all wanna know,
who inspired "Coochie is Fire"?
[laughter]
[crowd chanting] We wanna know! We wanna know!
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Spin it back, D-Wrek.
Welcome back to a very special of "Wild 'N Out".
It's the return of Katt Williams.
We got the GOAT in the building, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
Yo, Katt been here since season one
and obviously has become one of the biggest names
in comedy, and we go all the way back like car seats.
Yo, look at these pictures of Katt Williams.
Judge Mo Dollaz. [cheers and applause]
Still one of my favorite sketches ever.
I mean, he's bodied every episode
he's ever been on "Wild 'N Out".
And we gonna go from Judge Mo Dollaz
to us being right here in the courtroom, Katt.
Something you may be familiar with.
[laughter]
So we might as well play Plead the Fifth.
[cheers and applause]
Katt, you've played this game many times.
You've actually made me plead the fifth
quite a few times on this show.
We gonna get to it, you know how it goes,
each team member's gonna get the opportunity to come up here
and ask us some incriminating questions, at times.
But we don't have to answer those questions, Katt.
All we have to do is plead the fifth
to protect ourselves, our image,
and all that we have built.
- Whatever that is. [laughter]
- DJ D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- Alright, we gonna start this off with
the Red Squad, Red Squad, wild out.
[cheers and applause]
- [as Denzel] Alright, alright, alright, alright.
- Is that your Denzel?
- Yeah, that's my Denzel right here.
[bleep] that, uh, Katt...
[laughter]
What the hell going on, OG?
Got a real serious question now.
We grew up off the series "Friday".
Now, we've seen "Friday",
"Next Friday," "Friday After Next,"
you dig what I'm saying, and everybody who played
a real character in those series,
they did good. [cheers and applause]
I just wanna know from you personally, OG,
who you think carried the "Friday" series?
Is it you?
Is it Mike Epps?
Or is it Michael Blackson's little ugly ass?
[laughter]
- It's a two-part answer. Number one,
Michael Blackson has never carried anything.
[cheers and applause] [laughter]
Fun fact, fun fact-- - Fun fact, [bleep].
- The second part is Ice Cube.
[cheers and applause]
- Facts.
[cheers continue]
- Mr. Williams, I just wanna
let you know it's an honor, man,
I've been waiting for this for a long time.
Real quick, you think Nick have sex
with his new baby mamas to his old baby mama music?
[laughter] [audience groans]
Don't answer that. Nick...
[laughter]
No, you know what time it is, it's been a minute.
It's been a minute, but look, Nick,
everybody coming up here making fun of your kids,
talking about how many kids you got,
but the thing that they don't say
is you are a great father.
That's why you can have so many children.
- I appreciate it.
- But as a great father myself--
- Katt's a great father too, I learned from the best.
Katt's an amazing father.
- Don't put me with you.
[laughter]
- All amazing daddies, all amazing fathers,
but as amazing fathers, you know there's a lot of
responsibility that comes with fatherhood.
- Facts. - So my question to you
is very simple, you have multiple children now,
which you take care of, but let's just say
that all of your children
have an event on the same day...
[laughter] At the same time.
In different cities.
Which one of your children's events
are you going to come to in person?
[laughter]
- Nick! Plead the fifth, Nick!
Plead the fifth, Nick!
[overlapping shouting]
- I plead the fifth. - Exactly.
[ding] [cheers and applause]
- It's impossible.
[cheers and applause]
- What's up, Katty?
- Nice lady, how are you? - I'm good.
So I don't really got nothing to say,
but I love you so much, you so cute.
- I love you too. - But, um,
Hitman got something to say, bye, y'all.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- My team is fangirling over here.
- What's up, OG?
A lot of us consider you the GOAT,
you know what I'm saying, one of the best of all time,
so I got a quick question.
So what if God just magically appeared
in front of you and said, Katt, if I put you
on unlimited tours, but you gotta open up
for Kevin Hart for the rest of your career,
and if you decline, he gonna take
every dollar out your account,
you gotta be broke for the rest of your career.
- I been broke four times already.
[laughter] [overlapping chatter]
Boom!
[cheers and applause]
Come on!
- Yerrrp!
[all] Yerrrp!
- Hey, sorry I'm late, Your Honor,
you said order in the court, mine had a salad on it,
I knew it wasn't my order.
[laughter] What's up, Nick?
- What up? - How you doing, bruh?
- I'm alive. - Good, man.
I hate they got you in court, man,
I tried to get you out, but they said Nick
don't pull outta nothing,
so here we are. [laughter]
A lotta people don't know this, Nick,
but you put out an amazing project.
"Raw & B". - Yeah, appreciate it.
[overlapping chatter]
He's being sincere! - I mean, for real,
it's a great project, and you got a song on there
called "Coochie is Fire".
[laughter]
- It's actually called "[bleep] is Fire".
- Well, I'm trying to make TV.
[laughter]
What's crazy is that you've had a lot of coochie
to experiment with to know what's fire and what's not.
But we all know music is about inspiration.
So, Nick...
[laughter]
I wanna know, and I'm sure we all wanna know,
who inspired "Coochie is Fire"?
[laughter]
[crowd chanting] We wanna know! We wanna know!
We wanna know! We wanna know!
- Alright, alright, y'all wanna know?
[cheers and applause]
Big Mack's mama.
[audience gasps]
"Coochie is fire."
[laughter]
She... - Wow.
[cheers and applause]
- Uh-oh, y'all make some noise for him.
[cheers continue]
I wasn't late, I was in night court, [bleep].
[laughter]
Katt Williams. Since you were
[bleep] on my career today,
I wanna know what's shorter,
you or my scene in "Next Friday"?
[laughter]
- All of your scenes are small.
[audience gasps]
- I don't like this [bleep]. [laughter]
- And he doesn't like you either.
Okay? [laughter]
- I hope none of your dreams come true, modasucka.
- They already did, go away.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- Alright, Nick, "Wild 'N Out" has birthed
a lot of legendary careers, alright?
There's actually a lot of popping people on
this stage right now. - Litty.
- Litty, super lit.
But it's three people in particular
that I wanna highlight.
We got the triple OG, Katt Williams.
[cheers and applause]
We got the double OG, Michael Blackson.
And we got the current OG, DC Young Fly.
- Oh, [bleep]. - So out of these three,
Katt Williams, Michael Blackson,
and DC Young Fly, who is the most
legendary on this show?
[audience gasps]
- Well, like Katt said, Michael Blackson
ain't never carried anything.
[laughter]
- Whose side you on, punk bitch?
[laughter]
- I been on this [bleep] 14 seasons, [bleep],
you better tighten up...
[cheers and applause]
- Katt rocked the first 50 hard bodied.
- Right. - But I took
the hard 150 later.
[laughter]
- I plead the fifth.
[cheers and applause] - Let's go! Let's go, OG!
- You coulda took DC, bless his heart.
- Uh, hold up, Your Honor,
sorry, I'm back, we got some new evidence.
I called my mama.
[audience gasps]
- Hi, mom!
[cheers and applause]
- Show her your moves, Nick, show her your moves.
- I didn't want to let him find out this way, baby.
[laughter]
Son!
[cheers and applause]
[rapid dinging] - I wish!
[cheers continue]
- DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this, man, who won?
- Nick, you plead the fifth the most,
so I gotta give it to the Black Squad.
Make some noise! - The GOAT.
Katt Williams is in the building.
Everybody on they feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
I love Big Mack's mama!
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Katt Williams, your perm is dryer
than Justina's [bleep], modasucka.
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Spin it back, D-Wrek.
"Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
One of the best episodes of "Wild 'N Out" ever
and it's because we got the GOAT in the building.
Y'all give it up for Katt Williams.
[cheers and applause] The return of Katt,
and he brought Mark Curry with him too, y'all.
Make some noise.
It's just an honor and a pleasure to have 'em
here with us, and we about to get to it
'cause it's time for the bonus round
and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
- Oh yeah, we been doing this for
many moons since season one,
and you know what time it is.
It's freestyle rapping, but here at "Wild 'N Out"
we focus on them jokes so each punchline
is one point added to your total score.
So it's anybody's game, it could go either way.
I'ma need the Black Squad to step up,
I'ma need the Red Squad to step up.
[cheers and applause]
Katt,
we wanna send you back on the road
with that golden championship belt right there.
You deserve it, so hopefully your team
don't let you down.
We about to get to it. DJ D-Wrek?
- Yes, sir? - Drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it with 'em y'all.
[all] ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ He's on a world tour with the mic in his hand ♪
♪ Going each and every place to get it all in ♪
♪ London, Chicago, and Houston ♪
♪ You know how we do 'cause we keeping it cool ♪
♪ And he do charity too that's why he brought ♪
♪ Mr. Cooper too ♪ Alright, that didn't work.
[laughter and applause] [buzzer]
- Michael Blackson. Mike, come here real quick.
♪ Listen, Michael Blackson, you can never tan ♪
♪ And Katt, I know a role he can carry ♪
♪ The life story of the Boogeyman ♪
[laughter]
[buzzer]
- What?! - What? Are you serious?
- ♪ Hey, yo, Mike, I can't believe my eyelids ♪
♪ With that outfit on, I know you hate your stylist ♪
♪ And your team, they ain't got no sauce ♪
♪ Nick, you [bleep] so much your [bleep] about to fall off ♪
♪ Pretty Vee, I'm braggadocios ♪
♪ That box atrocious, the Vee in your name ♪
♪ Bacterial vaginosis ♪
♪ All I see are some dumbs and some rookies ♪
♪ It's funny we got Katt ♪
♪ But your team full of [bleep] ♪
[audience gasps] [ding]
- DJ D-Wrek, can you cut that music off please?
- Hey, yo, Katt, they say you got nine lives,
well I got eight shots, you gonna need all of 'em.
[audience gasps] [ding]
I'm a trooper, I wouldn't put Justina in an Uber.
I'll hang you over the stage,
you really gonna be hanging with Mr. Cooper.
[laughter] Hey, yo, Big Mack,
listen a minute, you so fat,
I bet your refrigerator got a refrigerator in it.
[laughter] [ding]
Hey, yo, Rip Michaels, it's an atomic bomb.
Boy, this jewelry faker
than Nick Cannon apology to Viacom.
[laughter] [ding]
- When I spit, your whole clique destroyed.
The only [bleep] Clips enjoy is Chips Ahoy.
I pulled off in my damn city, I'm bringing my fam with me,
the only thing you put on is bras for your man titties.
[ding]
- White boy, I respect the hate,
you don't know what it's like to be on section 8.
In your church, they use this for a hat.
In mine, this is the collection plate.
[laughter] [ding]
DC, I respect your music,
sometimes your [bleep] is well executed.
But you know that sound that goes "zzzz"?
'Cause it look like you got electrocuted.
[laughter] [ding]
- That's a fact, Clips, so I should just slide through.
What you gonna say, I'm 5'2? Why the hell y'all got me
battling the Jewish version of Kaiyu?
[laughter] [ding]
Yo, when you was born, it looked like an oil spill,
they ain't have no option, you so black,
if you fight it'd be considered shadowboxing.
[laughter] And yo, C. King,
y'all know I'm ending this dude.
[bleep], you so fat,
he thought Mark Curry was some Indian food.
[laughter] [ding]
- Hold on, modasuckas.
Katt Williams,
you look like an old infant.
A grown, 40-year-old baby.
He's the only pimp that has to get picked up
to slap his [bleep]. [laughter]
And your perm is dryer than Justina's [bleep], modasucka.
- Talk your [bleep].
- My favorite words in "Call of Duty" is team swipe.
And you, you lost your last stripes
'cause after the show, you know, it might get right?
And then you won't make it home tonight--
you mean this whole time the mic wasn't [bleep] on?
[laughter]
I was really laying my life in these bars.
- You goin' stupid too.
- I really gave him a little piece of my mind.
[laughter] I know you guys missed that,
but I really gave him what for, just gonna tell you that.
Let that be a lesson to you.
You look like shrubbery, don't do that.
[laughter] [overlapping chatter]
- Come here, Big Mack. - Stop it.
- Come here, Big Mack. Yeah, you know how we get down.
The Red Team, we on the last call.
And your Jordans ain't doing this,
that [bleep] trying to pass the ball.
[laughter]
- Okay... - Buzzer?
[ding] - That joke, DC,
it wasn't sitting right. - What?!
- Your hair look like "The Color Purple".
"All my life, I had to fight".
[laughter]
- I got one. I got one, Nick, man.
- Mark got one... - Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Nick, Nick, I just don't trust you
because you seem kinda shady.
I bet even your tattoos got babies.
[laughter]
- I really don't get it, bro.
But I'm so old, OG Curry,
I don't even remember your old episodes.
- But your tennis shoes do.
[laughter] [rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
- Goes for the OG if you want to.
[cheers continue]
DJ D-Wrek, let 'em know, man.
Make some sense outta this.
- Yo, y'all was going back and forth,
but I gotta give it to the Black Squad.
Make some noise for the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause]
Mark Curry and the GOAT
is in the building, and he came
to get that gold.
Y'all make some noise for Katt Williams one time.
[cheers and applause]
Katt, what you wanna say to the people at home, man?
- Um, y'all are the best audience on television
every single time, it cannot happen without you people.
It's magnificent, and Nick is--
they're gonna have a statue of Nick one day, mark my words.
[overlapping chatter]
- Y'all keep it going for the GOAT over there
with the gold, Mark Curry, Katt Williams.
A classic episode.
Everybody on they feet, turn your TVs up
for a very special performance.
Y'all make some noise for another GOAT...
it's Justina Valentine!
- "Wild 'N Out", how y'all feeling?
♪♪
My ladies in the building? Okay...
♪ My mouth go crazy, wait till I get my lipstick on ♪
♪ My mouth go crazy ♪
♪ Yeah, that's when I get my -- on ♪
♪ My mouth go crazy ♪
♪ Talk ish but they know who I be ♪
♪ Want a piece, better pay that fee ♪
♪ Hey, nobody can do it like me ♪
♪ My mouth go crazy, one, two, three, who's she? ♪
♪ J-U-S-T-I-N-A V-A-L-E-N-T-I-N-E ♪
♪ They see me on your TV screen ♪
♪ Bird and the bees, text me, text me just kiss kiss me ♪
♪ All on your sheets that girls so fire ♪
♪ Stop, drop, roll, -- so good gotta pay that toll ♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays]
- ♪ MTV ♪