[Nick] Season 20, y'all!
[D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents Wild 'N Out".
[Nick] This is the home of freestyle comedy.
[D-Wrek] With iconic battles...
- [bleep] just got real, Nick!
[D-Wrek] And legendary guests.
- Well, let's get wild, baby.
[D-Wrek] It's time for season 20.
- Out! - Got damned!
[D-Wrek] Let's wild out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n... ♪
- Alright, y'all, everybody up out your seats,
put your hands in the air and make some noise
for your host, Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
Season 20, had to get our gritty on.
We going all the way up, y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
- What's up, what's up, what's up?
- Y'all keep it going for the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses
[cheers and applause]
Thank you, ladies.
This is the home of freestyle comedy.
Two teams battling head to head
to see who's the funniest.
And I got a feeling my team gonna win
'cause I'm the captain of the Red Squad.
[cheers and applause]
Santwon,
Justina Valentine,
Conceited dropping jewelry,
Tim Chantarangsu,
Jess Hilarious,
Bobb'e J. Thompson,
Karlous Miller.
And DC Young Fly!
[cheers and applause]
Y'all give it up for
the bad boys on the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause]
E-Man Hudson, Maddy Smith,
Pretty Vee,
Charlie Clips,
Radio Big Mack,
Chico Bean,
and Hitman Holla.
[cheers and applause]
Y'all wanna know who gon' turn us up for that performance?
Who gonna hold it down on the Black Squad?
Y'all give it up for my brother Berner.
[cheers and applause]
All the way...
from the Bay.
Yo, congratulations, king,
cover of "Forbes Magazine."
So you gonna hit us with a banger today, right?
- Yes, sir. - And it's weed
for everybody, we all get the cookies?
- I got it in my pocket...
- There it is, he brought it with us.
Y'all make some noise for my brother Berner one time.
Cookies in the building.
So like I said, we all about
bosses in season 20,
we gettin' to the money, and we got a boss
in the building, another boss in the building.
This dude, man, I've known this dude, I'd like to say
all my damn life at this point.
He started with us all the way in season one,
before season one,
all the way to the pilot
to become one of the biggest superstars in the world.
Y'all make some noise for my best frenemy,
it's Kevin Hart.
[cheers and applause]
[cheers continue]
You done come a long way, Kev.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Much appreciated.
- Soak all that up, that's for you.
That's a long way from Pico at the comedy clubs.
- This a very long way, man, I mean, look.
I come here for my brother,
this is his 20th season,
I shut things down to be there.
- He literally just drove
off a movie set to come be here.
[cheers and applause]
We appreciate you.
- But in typical fashion,
I come here to kick your ass.
- All good. - You're an easy target.
This outfit...
[laughter]
- [bleep] you talking about? This [bleep] is fly.
- You're dressed like a failed New York rapper.
- Shut-- [laughter]
Save it, we gonna get into that.
It's time to play Got Damned!
[cheers and applause] And you know how we do.
This battle can get dangerous,
you know it can get physical. - Yes.
- So matter of fact, we had to bring out
our refer-E-Man man man...
[cheers and applause]
My squad step up, Kev's squad step up.
Berner on the Black Squad.
- Give me Jess Hilarious, I need you here...
[cheers and applause]
- Let's go, Jess!
- Black Squad, give me Maddy.
I need you here, Maddy.
- Oh, [bleep]. [cheers and applause]
- You guys are vets, so I don't need
to explain the rules, okay?
Wild 'er out! [laughter]
- You have the face of a TSA employee
and the body of a carry-on.
[laughter] [audience gasps]
- "Oh!" Shut the [bleep] up!
[laughter]
- Get your ass back.
- Let her go... - [blows whistle]
- Maddy, you met your husband at your family reunion.
- Oh...
okay, well, I got laid last night,
but your edges didn't.
[laughter]
[blows whistle]
[laughter continues]
- You, out!
[all] Got damned!
[cheers and applause] [ding]
- I didn't even get to finish.
- Red Squad, give me Justina Valentine.
[cheers and applause]
Black Squad, give me Berner.
I need you here.
[cheers and applause]
Wild 'er out!
- You look like a bootleg version of "Little Mermaid,"
the one that the white people wanna keep around.
[laughter]
- Uh, Berner, um,
you look like DJ Khaled if God didn't.
- Your face is on the Falcons' helmet.
[laughter]
- That means you're a bird. - Okay.
[laughter]
Berner, you look like you [bleep] [bleep]
and then cry in the shower. - You know you're...
[blows whistle]
- I have to deliver a shakey.
One shakey.
- Your voice needs an oil change.
[laughter]
- Alright, my voice...
[blows whistle]
My voice might need an oil change,
but your ass need an oil change,
you look like a thug's bottom bitch.
[laughter]
- That's what I was looking for.
[blows whistle] Two shakeys.
You, out!
[all] Got damned!
[Nick] That was a good one, though,
y'all keep it going for Berner.
[cheers and applause] [blows whistle]
- Oh, let's give the people what they came to see.
Kevin Hart, Nick Cannon, I need you here.
[cheers and applause]
Nick, you ready? - Ready.
- Kevin Hart, you ready?
- Ready. - Wild 'er out!
- Kev, you dressed like a perverted youth pastor.
[laughter]
- Did y'all hear Nick got a new song coming out?
Don't worry, nobody else did either.
[laughter]
- Y'all know Kev is part of
that Hollywood secret society, right?
The Littluminati.
[scattered laughs]
- Let him cook, let him cook...
[blows whistle]
Let him cook! Let him cook.
- I will let him cook,
he just has a drink that comes with that.
A milkshakey, okay? [laughter]
- I'll take that. - At this point, I'ma say
what everybody else is thinking after all the babies.
Nick's [bleep] is trash.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- TKO, you, out!
[all] Got damned! [ding]
[rapid dinging] - The king is in the building.
Y'all make some noise for Kevin Hart.
[cheers and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, let 'em know who won.
- It's obvious, I gotta give that to Kevin Hart
and the Black Squad, make some noise for 'em, y'all.
- Berner's performing a little later.
Kevin Hart came to play.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪♪
- Timed game, timed game. - Timed game, let's go.
- It's Nick's [bleep].
[laughter] [cheers and applause]
- You on my team!
♪♪
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
Welcome back to a classic episode of "Wild 'N Out".
We got Kevin Hart over there on the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause]
They got some heat, another boss.
Berner over there performing for us later.
We came to get to it, y'all know it's season 20,
so we gonna go all the way back to season one.
Kev, you remember we used to play this.
It's called Got Props.
[cheers and applause] Oh yeah, a real improv game.
Our "Wild 'N Out" goddesses
are gonna bring out some props,
and it's a timed game.
We gotta see how many ways we can use this prop
in a funny way.
Team with the most bells wins the game,
we ready to do this? [applause]
Who's doing first?
- We gonna start this off with the Red Squad.
Red Squad, wild out.
- Timed game, timed game. - Timed game, let's go.
- It's Nick's [bleep].
[ding] [laughter]
- You on my team!
- I ain't get circumcised yet.
[laughter] [ding]
- Oh, one of the "Wild 'N Out" girls
dropped their fake booties on the ground...
- Aww, - If anybody...
[buzzer] [laughter]
- Hey, Nick, this how you be in them maternity shoots.
[laughter] [ding]
- Come on, champ, let's get it right, let's get right, champ.
- I got you, got you, got you.
It's a punching bag is what I was doing...
[buzzer] [laughter]
[overlapping chatter]
- Blue 42...
[laughter]
[buzzer] - What?!
You mother[bleep]...
[bleep], this a head pillow, bitch!
[laughter] [ding]
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- Red Squad, we did good, that's good, we did a great job.
Let's see what the Black Squad got.
- Black Squad, wild out.
[cheers and applause]
- I got whiskers. It's a whisker.
[scattered laughs]
[ding] [laughter]
- Boy, this Q-tip feels good as hell.
[laughter] [ding]
- Oh, [bleep], my IUD fell out.
[laughter] [ding]
- Okay, Big Mack, give me two, please.
- Two? [bleep] that. - Oh, [bleep].
[laughter] [ding]
- This [bleep] been everything.
When all you think about is weed,
I think it's a bong.
[cheers and applause] [ding]
- I like it, I like it, I like it.
- [bleep].
- What you doin'? - Beatin' the [bleep] up.
[laughter] [ding]
[rapid dings]
[cheers and applause]
- Who won?
- I gotta give that to the Black Squad.
Make some noise for the Black Squad y'all.
[cheers and applause]
- We got a lot more game to play.
It's a classic episode, D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪♪
- You freeballin' ass [bleep].
You don't fit no silverback face-ass bitch.
You goddamn long-tittied no nipple-having ass bitch.
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
We got Berner over there on the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause]
We got my brother,
superstar Kevin Hart in the building.
[cheers and applause]
This man does it all.
Movies, TV,
and of course, stand up.
But I think there's some guys that
he cannot make laugh.
Y'all gotta give it up for the gang.
Y'all make some noise, it's time to play
On the Gang, y'all. [cheers and applause]
These dudes come to the show,
every episode, and they don't ever laugh.
Kev, you think you can make them laugh?
- I've never seen an easier target in my life.
- Understood. Y'all ready to get to it?
- Let's go, let's go. - D-Wrek, you ready?
- Yessir, Red Squad, wild out.
[cheers and applause]
- What it is, what it is.
Boy, I ain't never seen a MILF that I thought could rob me.
[laughter]
You look like when you have sex, you queef a little bit.
[laughter]
I don't recognize you.
Oh, I do now, hi, Shaq, how you doing?
[buzzer] [laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, shorty, welcome to another episode
of "Scared Straight", you feel me?
- [Charlie] Hey yo, yo, yo, we in Atlanta.
- Oh, my fault. Welcome to "Scared Gay."
[laughter]
Yeah, sir, we in Atlanta.
I'ma get straight to you, me and the homies on D block,
our favorite game is Hungry, Hungry Hippo [bleep].
But the problem is...
the game come with four hippos.
We only got three.
[laughter] You think you could substitute?
[buzzer] [laughter]
I'm just playing, I love you,
I'ma go back here, I'll be waiting for you.
[cheers and applause]
- Boy, your head the same size as Thing in "Fantastic 4",
ugly ass boy, I'm on your ass.
[laughter]
[laughs]
Boy, your cheekbo-- look at this [bleep]!
[ding] [Nick] Let's go!
[cheers and applause]
Uh-oh...
[cackles]
- Ain't no way I'ma believe y'all ain't gay
with some goddamn incredible sweat suits on.
[laughter]
Boy, I ain't never seen a bad batch of bad breath
in my [bleep], lick your lips first.
Look at this goddamn fake Tyrese head-ass [bleep] over here.
Mouth shaking, looking like
Stone Cold Steve Austin in the cheeks.
You shut your shoulda played football
but you gotta settle for what the [bleep] you doin' now
ass up, you freeballin' ass [bleep].
You don't fit no silverback face-ass bitch.
You goddamn long-tittied no nipple-having ass bitch.
You goddamn four-foot...
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
I ain't done.
[laughter]
Boy, if you don't get your super Skeletor in the face
looking ass up outta here
with your goddamn shaky lip,
no mustache matching your eyebrows,
skinny chin, should've been a goddamn woman in the face ass.
Boy, you think I'm done, I'm not.
This earring not real,
and this one is the earring back.
You shut your whole ass up.
You think I'm done with you?
What the [bleep] does 5 mean?
Huh? Huh? [ding]
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- Alright, it was a lotta laughing.
D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta give that to the Black Squad,
make some noise for the Black Squad, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
- Y'all give it up for the gang,
y'all make some noise for Kevin Hart.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪♪
- ♪ I'm out here raising hell ♪
♪ You a grown man built like you the age of 12 ♪
♪ The only reason you here ♪
♪ Is cause Nick couldn't get Dave Chappelle ♪
[all exclaiming]
- Is that true, Nick?
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
My man Berner is about to hit the stage.
And we gotta give it up for the captain over there.
We got some bosses in the building,
it's Kevin Hart.
- Kicking your ass.
Kicking your ass! - That is true.
It's been a hell of a game so far,
but you know all this [bleep] we did before
just don't even matter 'cause it's time
for the bonus round and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
- Yes, freestyle rapping,
but here on "Wild 'N Out", we focus on them jokes
so each punchline is one point added to your total score.
So all the games that we played, all the points that y'all got
where you feel like you kicking our ass,
this is where it really counts, Hart.
- So say you.
Uh, an ass whooping's an ass whooping,
all we're going to do is expand on
what we've already done, brother.
- Stop using all them big words
'cause you got money now, [bleep].
- Hey, man, I'm just trying to help you out.
- Whatever. - If you can expand
your vocabulary, life would've been
different for you too, okay?
- You need to expand your height, bitch.
[laughter]
- You want some more, eh? - I do, bring your ass up here.
Black Squad, Red Squad.
[cheers and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it with 'em, y'all.
[all] ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ We gon' do that dance, do that dance ♪
♪ Kevin Hart came to the show dressed in church pants ♪
[laughter] [ding]
With a [bleep] crease in them!
- Chocolate dropper just came back.
[bleep] it, yeah.
I don't want a beat, I don't want a beat.
[music stops] I don't need a [bleep] beat.
Rapping against you just ain't fair.
Sometimes when I look at you, at the same time, I feel like
I'm seeing her hair.
It's too much red for me, why do I say it?
Because Jess boots look like they went with
your jacket but you said filet it, [bleep] it.
I'm in the bucket, Conceited, I'm tired
of you with these chains because for some reason,
they just don't cut it.
Hey, little man, is that Mr. T?
No, it's a moon man, somewhere you'll never be.
It's a stage. A stage of big [bleep].
Karlous, stop looking me up and down lookin' like
Bobby Brown when he wasn't too legit.
Man, [bleep] it... [laughter]
- Hold on, hold on.
- Kevin, you hella ruthless.
You up here looking stupid.
You Hart, well, I'm Valentine.
I'll put an arrow through 'em like I'm [bleep] Cupid.
[laughter] Hey, yo,
I'm out here raising hell,
you a grown man built like you the age of 12.
The only reason you here
is cause Nick couldn't get Dave Chappelle.
[all exclaiming]
- Is that true, Nick? - I called him...
- Is that true? - Hold on, Kev.
I really like all your movies,
but the ones without Dwayne, not so much.
[bleep], your career's like a crackhead
how you rely on the rock so much.
[laughter] [ding]
[overlapping chatter]
- Hold on, if I was you, I'd chill before
I kidnapped Con and you never get your artist back.
Switch blade, the hospital gon' cut the beat.
I really started that.
Justina, chill, you don't want no parts of that.
Jess, if I put all this [bleep] in you,
I swear to God you will arch your back.
[ding]
Con, you ain't that,
you just battling with your height.
I'ma punch you and keep punching you
until Kevin Hart break it up like...
- Alright, alright, alright!
[rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
- DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this.
- Yo, I gotta give it to Kevin Hart and the Black Squad.
Make some noise for 'em, y'all.
- He came through.
Yo, Kev, you still came out with the W,
you got the gold belt, what you wanna say
to the people at home? - Well, first of all
I wanna say, are you shocked?
[laughter]
- We was whoopin' your ass for a second,
you lucky Hitman Holla saved you.
- Hitman came back, but by the way,
that's the importance of a team.
You need to learn how to work with your team, okay?
It's not about you, Nick.
It's about the team,
and this is for the Black Squad
and to everybody else that understands
the power of Black!
[cheering and applause] Always bet on black!
- A classic episode of "Wild 'N Out",
so I need everybody on they feet,
turn your TVs up, and make some noise
for Berner!
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Soul to the lifeless ♪
♪ All the ices dripping when the lights hit ♪
♪ 5:00 AM, I work the night shift ♪
♪ I got two main girls and a side chick ♪
♪ Pops a van in the driveway ♪
♪ I think about Mom, I'm drunk on... ♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme]
- ♪ MTV ♪