[Nick] Season 20, y'all!
[D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents Wild 'N Out".
[Nick] This is the home of freestyle comedy.
[D-Wrek] With iconic battles...
- Just got real, Nick!
[D-Wrek] And legendary guests.
- Well, let's get wild, baby.
[D-Wrek] It's time for season 20.
- Out! - Got damned!
[D-Wrek] Let's wild out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Alright, everybody, get up out your seats,
put your hands in the air and make some noise
for your host, Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n... ♪
- Spin it back, D-Wrek. [music stops]
"Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
- What's up, y'all? What's up?
- And I need y'all to make some noise
for the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
[cheers and applause] Thank you, ladies.
Appreciate you.
Y'all give it up for the Red Squad.
[cheers and applause]
Big JJ, Justina Valentine,
Jess Hilarious in the building,
C-O-N, Mimi lookin' like Justina,
Pretty Vee, Charron is in the building,
Chico Bean.
[cheers and applause]
Y'all make some noise for the bad boys
on the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause]
DeRay Davis in the building,
E-Man Hudson, Kosha Dillz,
B. Simone, Maddy with the fatty,
Hitman Holla, and DC Young Fly.
[cheers and applause]
Y'all got what they call an operation going on,
you know what I mean, y'all got what you call
over there a conglomerate, but if we gonna talk
about an organization, if we gonna talk about
a conglomerate, we gon' have to bring out a young boss
that knows all about it.
And ladies, please try to contain yourselves.
From "BMF", y'all make some noise for Lil Meech.
[cheers and applause]
Boy, you got every diamond in Detroit on that chain.
[cheers and applause]
My goodness.
Actor, musician, boss extraordinaire.
Seem like we gonna turn up, and speaking of turning up,
can I add somebody else over there on the Black Squad
just to take it to another level?
- I think you should. - This is what every club
he gets jumping, every single time they records come on.
We know him, we love him, y'all make some noise
for Travis Porter.
[cheers and applause]
♪ Okay now ladies, you know you bad... ♪
[music and applause]
Y'all performing later?
- You know what's up, Nick. - Y'all ready to get it in?
- We gettin' it, Nick, you feel me?
[cheers and applause]
So I feel like we should get to this first game.
It's called Got Props.
[cheers and applause]
A classic improv game where our "Wild 'N Out" goddesses
are gonna give each team a prop for them to use
in as many funny ways as possible.
If your prop usage is funny, it gets a bell.
[bell dings] If it's wack, it gets a buzzer.
[buzzer] Team with the most bells
in the set amount of time wins, D-Wrek, we ready?
- Alright, Black Squad, wild out.
- Gotta bury my [bleep], someone murdered it last night.
[laughter] [ding]
- Ooh, Lord, Jesus, it's hot in this church.
[laughter] [ding]
- Jack... Jack...
[laughter] [ding]
- ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay... ♪
- Hey, Jewish humor, that is funny.
- Mmm, I am healthy, I am wealthy,
I am rich, I am that bitch!
[laughter] [ding]
- [makes popping sound]
[laughter]
- I love you, Serena! I love you, Serena!
- A'ight, Nick, another bun in the oven.
[laughter] [ding]
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- Yo... - Alright, Red Squad,
y'all ready? Wild out.
[cheers and applause]
- N-34. N-34. [ding]
- The lottery.
- I left DC with some crazy blue balls.
[buzzer]
- ♪ I came through like the wrecking... ♪
[all] ♪ Ball ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- ♪ I got the whole world in my hands ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- Nick Cannon, I see way more babies in your future.
[laughter] [ding]
- I wanna play for your love.
- Check, Monica.
[laughter] [ding]
- ♪ Err'body, err'body, get your roll on ♪
- Okay, okay, JJ! [laughter]
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- I'ma go ahead and give that to the Black Squad.
Make some noise for the Black Squad y'all.
- Big Meech, Travis Porter, they came to play.
DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
[all] Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this the DC Young Fly.
- Why, yo? - 'Cause one hit of this,
your hair gonna be all over the [bleep] place.
[laughter]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Spin it back, D-Wrek. [music stops]
ATL, make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
Welcome back to the show. Later on, we got
Travis Porter performing for y'all,
it's gonna get lit.
[cheers and applause]
And as the Black Squad captain,
we got Lil Meech over there.
[cheers and applause]
Now we might as well play a game called
What You Call That?
We got some "Wild 'N Out" goddesses with
some product in they hand, some libations, some spirits,
and each team member's gonna get the opportunity to grab
one of those and run up here and tell you what the name
of they product is and why they call it that.
If the response is funny, it gets a bell.
[bell ding] If it's wack, it gets a buzzer.
[buzzer] Team with the most bells
wins the game.
D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- Alright, Red Squad, Black Squad, wild out.
[cheers and applause]
[all] Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this "BMF." - Why, yo?
- 'Cause after this, Bitches Might [bleep].
[laughter] [ding]
- Heyy.... - Maddy with the fatty.
- Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this the Chico Bean.
[laughter] - Why, yo?
- No matter how hard I hit it,
I still don't feel a thing.
[laughter] [ding]
- Wow. - Is it in?
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this Lil Meech.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause he right there. [buzzer]
[cheers and applause]
- Pour a little bit.
- Hey, yo, what you call that?
- [mock slurring] I call this the what kids.
- Why, yo? - 'Cause this talkin'
about my kids... [babbling incoherently]
They ain't my kids-- what kids, B?!
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this the RuPaul.
- Why, yo? - All you need
is one good drag, honey.
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, yo, what you call that?
- We call that the bring it back.
- Why, yo? - 'Cause when the girls
try to run away with this in the club,
we be like, bring it back, bring it back,
bring it back, bring it back... [ding]
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this the psyche.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause girls be like, we gettin' married,
I'll be like, hell yeah...
[sharp inhale] Psyche!
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this Meech shoe's.
- Why, yo? - After you hit this,
it's gonna feel like you walking on the moon...
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this the Lamar off "BMF."
- Why, yo? - 'Cause after you hit it,
you gonna be walking around the house like,
♪ You can't stop the rain ♪
[cheers and applause] [ding]
♪ You can't stop the rain ♪
♪ When it start to... ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this the DC Young Fly.
- Why, yo? - 'Cause one hit of this,
your hair gonna be all over the [bleep] place.
[laughter] [ding]
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- Amazing.
I think I already know who won.
DJ D-Wrek, who won that game?
- I'ma give that to the Black Squad,
make some noise for the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause] - Meech, Travis Porter,
DeRay Davis, they got a hell of a squad over there.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- ♪ I'm just tryna do literature in the classroom ♪
- ♪ [bleep] looking miniature in the classroom ♪
- Oh, that was fly-- hey!
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
We got Lil Meech in the building over there on the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause] Holding it down
with Travis Porter.
It's a hell of a game, hell of a show,
it's a classic episode, so we might as well get
to what y'all love, it's called
Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
[cheers and applause]
Y'all be careful 'cause they be throwin' [bleep].
We gon' get right to it, you know how you get
kicked outta the classroom, if you mess up the freestyle,
if you say the same word, if you don't rhyme,
if you get stumped, your ass is kicked out.
At the end of the game, the team with the most students
still in class wins. D-Wrek, you ready?
- I'm ready. - Let's go.
♪♪
- ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ "BMF" in the classroom ♪
- ♪ E-Man, I'm the ref in the classroom ♪
- ♪ But I'm cooking like a chef in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Man, I'm looking like the best in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Ooh, you better watch your step in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I stay fresh to death in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I know you wanna feel my breast in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Somebody stole a desk, theft in the classroom ♪
♪♪
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I'm just tryna do literature in the classroom ♪
- ♪ [bleep] looking miniature in the classroom ♪
- Oh, that was fly-- hey!
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I'm feeling real Meechy in the classroom ♪
- What? [laughter]
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I'm fixing my boobs in the classroom ♪
- But you know I'm in a mood in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I be smoking on a doob in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I be watching YouTube in the classroom ♪
- Yo...
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- I was gonna say tube!
- ♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ You big head ho in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Don't act like you ain't know in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Man, they call me Black Boe in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey, you got some smoke in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ She smokin' meth in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ We real serendipitous in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You is ridiculous in the classroom ♪
♪♪
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
[school bell rings] [cheers and applause]
- Can't believe I got kicked out the damn class.
D-Wrek, who won?
- Yo, the Black Squad got the most students kicked out
so the Red Squad wins...
- We still won! [cheers and applause]
That's how we do it, we got a lot more game to play.
Yo, DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Nick, you're coming at me, but I'm way more clever.
You got a "BMF" tattoo, that stands for Baby Mamas Forever.
[laughter]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n wild 'n ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
We got Lil Meech over there.
"BMF" in the building.
And performing for us later,
Travis Porter about to set it off.
[cheers and applause]
It's been a hell of a show, hell of a game,
and right now, y'all know what it is,
it's time for the bonus round and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
There it is, freestyle rapping,
but here at "Wild 'N Out", we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is gonna be one point added
to your total score, so regardless of
what happened for the rest of the show,
this is what determines who the real winner is,
it's anybody's game, and Meech, Travis Porter,
we wanna send y'all home with that gold right there.
That's season 20 right there, that's the special gold belt.
Black Squad step up,
Red Squad, we gotta do what we do.
[cheers and applause]
DJ D-Wrek... - Yessir?
- Drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it with 'em y'all. - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Say it with 'em y'all. - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ I think I'm Lil Meech the way I move ya ♪
♪ Whip and work, hallelujah ♪
♪ One nation under God ♪
♪ Real [bleep] that's reppin' on the Red Squad ♪
♪ But I got a question, yo, this is how we ball ♪
♪ What's better? "BMF" or "Snowfall"? ♪
[overlapping chatter] [ding]
Go get 'em, Meech. - Hold on, this my [bleep].
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Nick, you're coming at me, but I'm way more clever.
You got a "BMF" tattoo, that stands for Baby Mamas Forever.
[laughter] [ding]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Here we go, Nick, we have the same birthday ♪
♪ That's something we share ♪
♪ Maybe this year, you can give me healthcare ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- See how that goes, white people asking me for help.
[laughter]
- ♪ One more thing, hello, Mimi ♪
♪ You look like Justina got stung by a bee ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- A'ight, can you cut the beat?
- Sure. [music stops]
[cheers and applause]
- Maddy, don't ask me why,
but I bet your [bleep] look like thawed out chicken thighs.
- Ooh... - Ew.
- Tastes good too, bitch.
[laughter]
- And you, Kosha, I'm over it.
I bet if you go like this,
you look like roll-on deodorant.
- Talk your [bleep], Mimi. - DC...
- Oh, [bleep].
- DC, you should know your worth.
You so skinny, your mama actually enjoyed your birth.
[laughter] [ding]
- This is crazy because they really did they best.
I'm looking at their hair like,
is there any weave anywhere left?
- Okay, DeRay... [overlapping chatter]
- Wait, don't talk, Mimi, don't you trip.
'Cause I know what you mean when you say you gonna
pull out them clips.
[laughter]
- And Maddy, hold on, you tried to give
everybody in "BMF" [bleep].
- Yeah, I did, [bleep], it was awesome.
- But they turned you down because you look like
you could be a meth head.
[laughter] - Ohh...
- I mean, you got no buns,
so why would you strut like that?
I bet for you, "BMF" stands for Butts Mad Flat.
- Oh, okay. [ding]
- And Kosha, listen, being cheap
and Jewish is a stereotype, but for you it's all facts.
[bleep], you so cheap, you only like football
'cause they said you could get a quarterback.
[laughter] [ding]
- Kosha, you ain't a big deal, right?
Nothing you spit feel tight. You beat me? "Jew-wish."
All your bars "Is-real-ite."
You're so white, if there's a fight,
you call the cops in a second.
Atlanta, he's so white, he thought Magic City
was a Harry Potter convention.
[ding] - Let's go, Charron!
- Okay. - Let's go!
- Yeah, alright, calm down, [bleep].
Your wordplay is wack, I'm not saying you're racist,
but you definitely are angry
that "The Little Mermaid" is Black.
You're coming with straight bars,
nothing you say hard, he's just a bitch
with a desk job that complains to HR.
So if you figure he's a rapper, why don't he make a rap song,
but you're such a [bleep], you might as well ask
Justina for a tampon.
And that ain't it, bro, I'ma destroy it
with a great image 'cause I just
bodied a white guy on stage and Nick let me get away with it.
[laughter] [rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
- D-Wrek? - Yo.
- Make some sense outta this.
- I gotta give that to the Black Squad,
make some noise for the Black Squad y'all.
[cheers and applause] - Black Squad,
Meech came through.
"BMF" in the building.
That's for you, young kid.
What you wanna say to the people at home, Meech?
- I love everybody, thank everybody
for watching the show, Free Big Meech.
- Free Big Meech. - Free Big Meech.
- I need everybody on they feet,
turn your TVs up, it's a classic episode
so we might as well get to a classic,
make some noise for my brothers,
Travis Porter!
- "Wild 'N Out", what's happening?
[overlapping shouting]
♪ One, two, okay, now, ladies ♪
♪ If you know you bad ♪ What's up?
♪ Don't need no man, got yo own bands, put up yo hands ♪
♪ If you a top notch --, let me hear you holler ♪
♪ Bend it over ♪
♪ Touch ya toes, whip it out ♪
♪ Show them ya bank roll ♪
♪ Slang it out, hit a broke -- with it ♪
♪ Poke it out, damn shawty, you can get it ♪
♪ If you got some good say yeah ♪
♪ If you got some good head on ya shoulders ♪
♪ If you got some good say yeah ♪
♪ If you never let a... ♪
♪ If you about your check, drank Moet ♪
♪ Know the -- stay --, I need all dat ♪
♪ Tattoos on the back, I see all dat... ♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays]
- ♪ MTV ♪