[Nick] Season 20, y'all!
[D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents Wild 'N Out".
[Nick] This is the home of freestyle comedy.
[D-Wrek] With iconic battles...
- [bleep] just got real, Nick!
[D-Wrek] And legendary guests.
- Well, let's get wild, baby.
[D-Wrek] It's time for season 20.
- Out! - Got damned!
[D-Wrek] Let's wild out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Alright, y'all, everybody up out your seats,
put your hands in the air and make some noise
for your host, Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n wild 'n ♪
- Spin it back, D-Wrek. [music stops]
"Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
Season 20, we came to get money.
Y'all give it up or my man, fifty grand, DJ D-Wrek.
- What's up, man? [cheers and applause]
- Y'all give it up for the highest class
of civilization, it's the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
[cheers and applause]
And we still doing it.
This is the home of freestyle comedy,
two teams battling head to head to see
who's the funniest, and you know what,
I got a feeling it's gonna be my team
'cause I'm the captain of the Red Squad.
[cheers and applause]
Chico Bean, Rip Michaels,
B. Simone, Maddy Smith,
aka Maddy with the fatty,
Big JJ, C. King,
DC Young Fly, Bobb'e J. Thompson,
and my OG Rodney Perry.
[cheers and applause]
Y'all give it up for the bad boys
on the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause]
Justina Valentine,
Courtney B.,
Cortez, Radio Big Mack,
C-O-N, Brent Pella,
Charlie Clips, Hitman Holla,
and Karlous Miller.
[cheers and applause]
Y'all ready for it? We got a boss in the building.
We got a mogul in the building, we got a queen in the building.
She came to represent, I need y'all to make
some noise for Ari Fletcher.
[cheers and applause]
She came to boss on.
What's up, queen? - Hey.
- Now you ready for this, we got these jokes...
- I'm ready. I'm ready. - You ready?
We can say whatever we want?
- Say whatever you want. - A'ight, she said,
you heard her. [cheers and applause]
Are y'all ready to get to this first game?
[cheers and applause]
Well, y'all know it, y'all love it,
we gonna play a classic game called Turn Up For What?
[cheers and applause]
I'ma need the Red Squad to step up,
the Black Squad to step up,
and y'all know how this game is played.
So y'all ready for it?
[crowd] Yeah!
- Red Squad, wild out.
[cheers and applause]
- A'ight, we ready, we ready, I got us,
Red Squad, here we go.
ATL, turn up.
[all] Turn up for what?
- 'Cause my girl just caught cheatin',
by her husband, so now we can be together for real.
[music and applause]
F-R-E-E, [bleep]. [ding]
- I got one. Yo, ATL, turn up.
[all] Turn up for what?
- They told me the queen died, man.
[audience gasps]
But it wasn't Beyoncé.
[music and applause]
[ding] - Queen Bey, she alive.
Queen Bey!
- OGs in the building?
ATL, turn up for what?
[laughter] [all] Turn up for what?
- He's wrong, he too grown. - [D-Wrek] He said A... TL!
- "Turn up", and then they say "turn up for what," OG.
Go ahead, talk to 'em one more time.
- Appreciate that. - Go ahead.
- ATL...
turn up!
[all] Turn up for what?
- I almost had a stroke a few years ago,
but it didn't mess up my stroke though.
[music and applause]
- Go on! Go on! [ding]
He still got it, go on!
- I got one, I got one. ATL, turn up.
[all] Turn up for what?
- 'Cause my mama always told me I was gonna
go on to do big things.
So I'm taking Courtney home tonight!
[music and applause]
[laughter] [ding]
I'm munchin', I'm munchin'...
- Yo, that is a crazy visual.
- Excuse me, calm down, calm down.
- ATL, turn up.
[all] Turn up for what?
- 'Cause I got a son on the way.
[all cheering]
- Nah, for real, the sun gonna rise
at like, 6:00 AM. [laughter]
Sun gonna come up, that's the sun.
[cricket sound effect] [laughter]
- Guess the crickets gonna be out at 6:00 AM too.
- Yerrrp! - Yerrrp!
- Hey yo, ATL, turn up.
[all] Turn up for what?
- 'Cause people be joking that I got diabetes,
stress, sleep apnea,
but all that got me approved for this medical marijuana card!
[music and applause]
[ding] - We smokin', we smokin'!
We smokin', we smokin'...
- Alright, alright, alright, what up, what up?
- Talk to 'em, talk to 'em, Maddy with the fatty.
- Oh, okay. [laughs]
Um, okay, AT-- [mock gasps]
[laughter] Okay...
[mock gasping]
- Wait, was that this? - Right, yeah,
that's what I'm saying, ATL, turn [mock gasps]...
[laughter]
[all] Turn up for what?
- Okay, alright, okay, so, dude, I got 99 problems,
but I'm on birth control, so Nick Cannon ain't one.
[music and applause]
What it do, what it do... [ding]
[cheers and applause]
- Clap it up for the queen. Talk to 'em.
- ATL, turn up.
[all] Turn up for what?
- 'Cause y'all think I don't be working,
but bitch, I get paid for twerking.
[music and applause]
- Get money, get money. [ding]
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
That was a good damn job right there, that's--
DJ D-Wrek, hey, I saw how turnt they was
getting for Ari, so I pretty much know the answer.
- Exactly, I gotta give it to the Black Squad.
Make some noise for the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause] - Ari came to play.
She be working and twerkin', we got a lot more game to play.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Here at "Wild 'N Out",
they call me Maddy with the fatty.
And it's supposed to be funny, "haha, it's funny 'cause
Maddy doesn't actually have a fatty, ehh!"
I have a fatty, it's in the front.
[laughter]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Spin it back, D-Wrek. [music stops]
"Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
We got Ari Fletcher in the building.
[cheers and applause]
And since we got the queen boss in the building,
we might as well play a game that's only right,
only fitting, it's called Talking Spit.
[cheers and applause]
We saved this game for the queen,
so we gonna bring out the chairs,
AKA the thrones, we gonna have
our goddesses bring out some buckets, some water,
and some towels to keep us clean.
Ari, you and I are gon' have to sit right here in these chairs,
fill our mouths up with water, and each team member's gonna
get the opportunity to make us laugh so hard
that we spit the water out our mouth.
The team that makes you spit the most wins the game.
DJ D-Wrek, we ready?
- I'm ready. Red Squad, wild out.
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, Nick, somebody said
Cortez built like a COVID test.
That's crazy.
[laughter]
Ari Fletcher, what's happening with you?
Lovely lady, looking at you,
I just see your edges thick as hell.
[laughter] [ding]
Most women usual...
[laughter] [ding]
Goddamn!
[cheers and applause]
- I ain't got nothing to say to you, Nick, what's up, Ari?
- Mmm! - How you doing?
You sexier in person too.
So loo, me and DC got a little bet, right?
He gonna tell me there ain't no way you can get her,
I said I'm the ladies man of "Wild 'N Out", ain't nobody
ever sat in that chair I can't get,
know what I'm saying?
So he bet me $500 that...
I can't get you to give me a little lap dance
on stage right now.
So leave the water in your mouth
if I can come over there, you stand up,
and you give me a little lap dance.
[cheers and applause]
Yeah! Yeah!
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
- That was a good one. - That was great.
- That was a good one.
- [chanting] Ari! Ari! Ari!
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, Nick Cannon, how you doing?
This young lady right here,
my daughter's a big fan of this young lady.
If you don't mind, I wanna take a selfie.
[chuckles] Thank you, pretty lady.
Look at that, if you would.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, you do got a nice mouth.
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
- Let's go!
- Let's make a bitch spit.
Okay... [laughter]
Ari, here at "Wild 'N Out",
they call me Maddy with the fatty.
And it's supposed to be funny, "haha, it's funny 'cause
Maddy doesn't actually have a fatty, ehh!"
Shut up! [laughter]
You guys are stupid.
I have a fatty, it's in the front.
[laughter]
[ding]
[DJ D-Wrek] Yeah!
[cheers and applause]
- It's a bad bitch alert, what's up?
[cheers and applause]
Hi, Nick, how you doing? [laughter]
That's good. Nick, I need you
to spit the water out, okay?
If that didn't work, that's fine.
[demonic voice] Spit the water out, Nick.
[laughter] [ding, ding]
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ She won a T-bone... ♪
- [giggling] Nick...
I'm Courtney heels, I'm leaning on for dear...
[laughter]
Hold on, Nick, you can't see me.
Look, her heels look like this.
[laughter] [ding, ding]
- I like your heels, Courtney, at least, they strong.
[DC imitating heavy stomps]
[D-Wrek] Y'all evil. People are evil.
[DC imitating heavy stomps]
[rhythmically imitating heavy stomps]
[beatboxing]
- Oh yeah! Get it! Get it!
[cheers and applause]
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- Y'all give it up for Courtney
and make some noise for Ari Fletcher
for being such an amazing sport in that game.
D-Wrek, who spit the most? Who won, me or Ari?
- Yo, this is a first, I think Ari spit more.
I think Ari spit more... - And I don't even spit,
I [bleep], so that's weird.
[laughter] - "That's weird."
- So we gotta give it to the Red Squad.
Make some noise... - There it is.
We got a lot more game to play,
Too $hort is performing later on.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- ♪ I might show my wee wee in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I think I gotta pee pee in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Look, Ma, I'm on TV in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I know how to write a C in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Girls are all I wanna... see... ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Spin it back, D-Wrek. [music stops]
Y'all done pissed Ari Fletcher off in the classroom, y'all.
Y'all make some noise for Ari over there.
[cheers and applause]
And as you can see, we about to play
Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
[cheers and applause]
Y'all know how it go, you get kicked out
the classroom if you can't rap, if you say the same thing,
don't rhyme, get stumped, you outta here.
At the need of the game, the team with the most students
still in class wins. D-Wrek, we ready?
Drop the beat.
♪♪
- ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
- ♪ We got Ari in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Oop, I'm sorry in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Skrrt, there's a Ferrari in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm feeling sorry in the classroom ♪
- Aw, he said sorry!
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doing in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Give her another chance in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I like her first glance in the classroom ♪
- What you just say...
[overlapping shouting]
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I might do a little writing in the classroom ♪
♪♪
- I'm too old for this [bleep].
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I might show my wee wee in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I think I gotta pee pee in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Look, Ma, I'm on TV in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I know how to write a C in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Girls are all I wanna... see... ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doing in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I am a zoologist in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I eat biologists in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- Biologist is a word! - No, it's not!
- ♪ Kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doing in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm about to eat pizza in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm Cortez, it's nice to meet ya in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Uh, I gotta beat ya in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And I shoot like Ariza in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I keep staring at her features in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Boy, I'll never see you in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And we smoking on that reefer in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And I look like Mona Lisa in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm the number one cheater in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Backspace and delete ya in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I done hit it in the bleachers in the classroom ♪
- ♪ American Express and Visa in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Courtney, I really need you in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And I'd like to meet you in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Got a lot of man features in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doing in the classroom ♪
- Yo, that was a hell of a game right there.
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Yeah, the Red Squad had the most...
- Y'all can't kick me out! - Students kicked out,
so the Black Squad wins, make some noise for
the Black Squad, y'all. [cheers and applause]
- Ari, hey, if you ain't cheatin', you ain't trying.
Ari Fletcher's in the building y'all.
She winnin'.
And we winning, Too $hort performing later.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Talk to 'em. - ♪ Nick, you wilding for real ♪
♪ And it ain't no joke ♪
♪ And with all them damn kids I'm finna call you broke ♪
[laughter]
- At least they taken care of, though.
At least they taken care of.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Spin it back, D-Wrek. [music stops]
"Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
We got the queen in the building.
Y'all give it up for Ari Fletcher.
[cheers and applause]
She came to play, she having a good time too,
but right now, it's anybody's game,
'cause it's time for the bonus round
and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
- Oh yeah, freestyle rapping, btu here on "Wild 'N Out",
you know we focus on them jokes so each punchline is gonna be
one point added to your total score.
And Ari, we wanna send you home with the gold right there.
We wanna give you that comedy championship belt,
so hopefully your squad'll step up for you.
Black Squad bring it here, Red Squad bring it here.
[cheers and applause]
DJ D-Wrek... - Yep?
- Drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it with 'em y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ We got a queen in the building ♪
♪ And I'm not sorry ♪
♪ You know what, I play games, no Atari ♪
♪ Matter fact, you know I'm not Farley ♪
♪ But everybody knows, give it up for Ari ♪
[cheers and applause] [ding]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Talk to 'em... - ♪ Nick, you wilding for real ♪
♪ And it ain't no joke, and with all them damn kids ♪
♪ I'm finna call you broke ♪
- At least they taken care of, though,
At least they taken care of.
I sacrifice for my babies.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Look it, Ari, ain't no need to explain ♪
♪ You a bad mama jama, I ain't playing no games ♪
♪ When I look at you, one thing come to my brain ♪
♪ You up here looking like a sexy ass Thomas the Train ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - That's hilarious.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Hey, yo, Hitman Holla, who you wanna body next? ♪
- ♪ It don't matter you got to chop 'em ♪
♪ Believe, I got a lot a ticks ♪
- ♪ Bobb'e, he look like a baby, he need a bottle next ♪
- ♪ Rip chains so fake, he can't see it ♪
♪ He got a hollow neck ♪
- ♪ Know they get scared when we spit on the scene ♪
♪ And Rodney look like CeeLo without the green ♪
- ♪ CeeLo without the green ♪
♪ B. Simone ain't got no booty, G, without the string ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- B. Simone got something back there.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek. - Yeah, what up?
- Cut the beat.
[music stops] [air horn blares]
Hey, yo, Rodney, you know coming at my team,
you're gonna be a dead guy.
Up here looking like the father from
"House of Payne" if he was from the west side.
[laughter] [overlapping shouting]
- Almost to stop it,
'cause your flows ain't rockin'.
I'm the old [bleep] with the right,
and you know that I got it.
And your ice is cold, and it ain't even real.
Get out my face, because you ain't a big deal.
- Get out his face!
'Cause you ain't a big deal.
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, tell us who won? [laughter]
- I gotta give that to Rodney Perry
and the Red Squad, make some noise...
- Red Squad!
But y'all give it up for the true winner,
the queen, Ari Fletcher, you gotta come back again.
Talk to the people, what you wanna
say to 'em at home? - I love y'all!
- We love you too.
My OG, you took this, my man.
What you wanna say to the people at home, Rod?
- Hey, man, this is the most fun I've had in 100 years.
Thank you, Nick Cannon, God bless y'all, man.
[cheers and applause]
- 100 years ago, he was in high school.
And she took it from you.
But you know what, we about to take it to the next level.
I need everybody on they feet, turn your TVs up,
and speaking of OGs, y'all give it up
for Too $hort!
[music and applause]
♪♪
- ♪ I go on and on ♪
♪ Can't understand how I last so long ♪
♪ And for the last 300 months ♪
♪ I made 19 albums with me on the front and they bump ♪
♪ Where you get your beats? ♪
♪ I heard 93 rappers say -- like me ♪
♪ Two singers and ten comedians ♪
♪ And I'm still gonna yell it every time you see me in ♪
♪ What's my favorite word? ♪
♪ Why they gotta say it like $hort? ♪
♪ You know they can't play on my court ♪
♪ You can't hang with the big dog ♪
♪ Stay on the porch, blow the whistle ♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays]
- ♪ MTV ♪