[Nick] Season 20, y'all!
[D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents Wild 'N Out".
[Nick] This is the home of freestyle comedy.
[D-Wrek] With iconic battles...
- Shit just got real, Nick!
[D-Wrek] And legendary guests.
- Well, let's get wild, baby.
[D-Wrek] It's time for season 20.
- Out! - Got damned!
[D-Wrek] Let's wild out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Alright, y'all, everybody up out your seats,
put your hands in the air and make some noise
for your host, Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
Season 20, we gettin' money.
Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
- What's happenin', what's happenin'?
- Y'all make some noise for the highest class
of civilization, it's the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
[cheers and applause] Thank you, ladies.
Y'all give it up for the Red Squad.
[cheers and applause]
Justina Valentine,
Timothy Chantarangsu.
[cheers and applause]
Jess Hilarious in this [bleep],
Charron, Conceited,
Snitch Michaels,
Tyler the Chronicles,
and y'all give it up for DC Young Fly.
[cheers and applause]
Now give it up for the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause]
It's E-Man by the foot,
y'all give it up for Chico Bean, Cortez,
Maddy with the fatty,
Pretty Vee, Mimi,
Big Mack, and Big JJ!
[cheers and applause]
Hell of a team over there, right?
We got one of the funniest people on the planet
as the captain of the Black Squad.
He doing big things, my favorite comedian,
y'all give it up for Hannibal Buress.
[cheers and applause]
- What's happening? - I love this dude.
- What's happening, y'all?
- You gonna perform for us today.
- Yeah, I'm doing a couple songs, man.
- So what's your rap name?
- Under the name Eshu Tune.
- Okay. - Eshu Tune, yeah.
- Well, y'all make some noise for Hannibal Buress.
- Hey, what's happening?
- You look like a rapper now too.
We getting to it, and since Hannibal out here rapping
and being an artist now, we might as well put
his skills to the test, we gonna play a classic game called...
[all] ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- DJ D-Wrek got the topics, and we gonna get it like this,
let's go, D-Wrek, come on.
- Your topic is math.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- ♪ When it come to spittin' rhymes ♪
♪ I'm a psychopath, but I went to public school ♪
♪ So I cannot do math ♪
- ♪ Not do math, well, I do not try ♪
♪ Nick Cannon, all you do is multiply ♪
- ♪ Multiply, yeah, he did that ♪
♪ You gotta use a calculator to add up them facts ♪
- ♪ Add up them facts when I'm smashing your [bleep] ♪
♪ I divided her legs and subtracted her clothes ♪
- ♪ Subtracted her clothes? Who you talkin to, white boy? ♪
Fuck wrong with you? [laughter]
[bleep] outta here boy, I don't believe you.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is the club.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- ♪ We in the building-- ♪ - ♪ And yeah, we look good ♪
♪ You only like the boys from the hood ♪
- ♪ Boys from the hood, yeah, they be fine ♪
♪ Pull up to the club and we don't wait in line ♪
- ♪ Don't wait in line, we look like models ♪
♪ I'm ready to drink, let's pop these bottles ♪
- ♪ Popping these bottles, I'm rolling with Nick ♪
♪ Come to our section, it's gonna be lit ♪
- ♪ It's gonna be lit, simple and plain ♪
♪ I got the cash so let's make it rain ♪
- ♪ Let's make it rain if that's what you think ♪
♪ But I [bleep] the DJ we getting free drinks ♪
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is sitcoms.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- ♪ The sitcom "Friends" is pretty wack ♪
♪ It's unrealistic, some of my friends are Black ♪
- ♪ Back in the day, it was the chatter ♪
- ♪ Everyone knows that "Family Matters" ♪
- ♪ I'm gonna say something and I mean it ♪
♪ If you were on "Family Guy" your dad would be Cleveland ♪
[laughter]
- You probably right, bitch, but [bleep] you.
[laughter]
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is field trips.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- ♪ I gotta secret for you, Con, don't you trip ♪
♪ Your mama the one who signed my permission slip ♪
- ♪ Your permission slip, I got you, thug ♪
♪ I ain't know I went to school with a water bug ♪
♪ A water bug don't say too much ♪
♪ Your girl just rode my long bus ♪
- ♪ Your long bus, thanks for the info ♪
♪ You be in the back and you lickin' on the windows ♪
- ♪ Lickin on the windows, that ain't true, and if I was ♪
♪ [bleep], I was sitting next to you ♪
- ♪ Sittin' next to me, I know your daddy ain't home ♪
♪ Tell your mom I'm comin', I'm the chaperone ♪
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is the dentist.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- ♪ We go to dentist, I am relentless ♪
♪ When I come into spit this, you don't want this [bleep] ♪
- ♪ Get this? You cannot get this ♪
♪ Don't listen to your music, it's [bleep] ♪
- ♪ It's [bleep], let's be real clear ♪
♪ Everybody likes Hannibal's veneers ♪
- ♪ I got veneers, yeah, they is poppin' ♪
♪ I got them, they cost 4,000 ♪
- ♪ They cost 4,000 but we gonna keep wilin' ♪
♪ You know what we doin' we goin' to the island ♪
♪ All the way from Georgia, you know I'ma floor ya ♪
♪ Everybody come up cause I'm gon' destroy ya ♪
♪ With this mic, I'll not stop rappin' ♪
♪ I'll knock your teeth out and then you ain't gon' happen ♪
♪ I can keep going, do you wanna jump in ♪
♪ Go ahead, Hannibal, what you gon' say, man? ♪
- ♪ Listen, Nick Cannon, too many kids ♪
♪ Go and go raise 'em, why are you here-- ♪
♪ Why are you here? Go back home ♪
♪ You ain't got time for this and doing that show ♪
♪ Why are freestylin' go back and raise 'em ♪
♪ What the hell you need to just get out, gee ♪
♪ Nick Cannon, it's so many... ♪
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- Hannibal, y'all make some noise for Hannibal Buress.
- Hey, that's a lot.
[cheers and applause]
- You supposed to be talkin' about the dentist,
what the hell my kids got to do with the dentist?
- Listen, man, I just went the easy route.
- D-Wrek, what we got goin, man?
I gotta give that to the Red Squad...
[cheers and applause]
- Whoop your ass, Hannibal.
We got a lot more game to play.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
[all] Heyo, what you call that?
- I call this the emergency lane.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause as you drink this, you gonna [bleep] your girl like...
[making rumbling sounds]
[laughter]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
We got Hannibal Buress in the building,
y'all make some noise for the boss
over there on the Black Squad.
Y'all ready for this next game?
We got a new game called What You Call That?
Let's bring out some "Wild 'N Out" goddesses,
some spirits, libations, whatever you need
to get you elevated.
DJ D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- Red Squad, Black Squad, wild out.
[cheers and applause]
- Heyo, what you call that?
- I call this the change in it.
- Why, yo? - 'Cause soon as Nick
get done payin' child support, he gon' need somebody
to put some change in it.
[laughter] [ding]
- True story.
[cheers and applause]
- Heyo, what you call that?
- I call this [bleep] the Nick Cannon.
- Why, yo?
- Too many [bleep] seeds in it. What the [bleep]?
[laughter] [ding]
- [bleep] you and them boots.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- Heyo, what you call that?
- I call this the but then I got high.
- What?! - 'Cause I was gonna go to work,
but then I got high. [laughter]
- I thought she said "but the [bleep] high,"
I was like, hey, Maddy, let me talk to you.
- "The [bleep] high". "But the [bleep] high".
- Ain't high today.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- Heyo, what you call that?
- I call this the end this [bleep].
- Why, yo? - After two shots,
I'm telling my homie that you know I'll
kill anybody for you in this [bleep].
[laughter] [ding]
- Should be like this, should be like this.
[cheers and applause]
- Heyo, what you call that?
- I call this the "talkin' about".
- Why, yo? - 'Cause after a couple
shots of these, can't nobody here beat my ass,
what you talkin' about? [laughter]
[ding] [laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- Heyo, what you call that?
- I call this the Nick Cannon.
- Why, yo? - 'Cause after a couple these,
I'm not pulling out.
[laughter] [ding]
- Hey, I like that, I like that,
that was a good one.
[cheers and applause]
- Heyo, what you call that?
- Hey, what's your name?
- Amaya. - I call this Amaya's hair.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause one little puff,
you gonna be high as hell.
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
- Heyo, what you call that?
- An oversized prop bottle.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause that's what it is.
And I got no imagination.
- He is high as [bleep] right now.
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
- Heyo, what you call that?
- I call this the Hannibal Buress.
- Why, yo? - 'Cause after you drink it,
ain't nobody gonna know what the hell you sayin'.
[laughter] [speaking gibberish]
[cheers and applause]
- Heyo, what you call that?
- I call this whoo!
- Why, yo? - 'Cause every time I hit this,
I be like, whoo! [laughter]
I got another one, got another one.
Just came to me... - Heyo,
what you call that?
- I call this the emergency lane.
- Why, yo? - 'Cause after you drink this,
you gon' [bleep] your girl like...
[making rumbling sounds]
[laughter]
[buzzer]
- Did you ever run in the emergency lane?!
It's like... [making rumbling sounds]
- I can drive, I know how to drive.
- Show him how it is again.
- [making rumbling sounds]
- Take this with you. [buzzer]
[cheers and applause] - She look like she lit already.
[all] Heyo, what you call that?
- I call this the playa's club.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause you got to use what you got
to get what you want.
[laughter] [rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
- Hell of a game. D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta give that one to the Black Squad,
make some noise for the Black Squad y'all.
[cheers and applause]
- Hannibal Buress and the Black Squad came to play.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Hey, I'm drinking some milk in the classroom.
- Hey, I need a MILF in the classroom.
- Okay, w-- I don't know what the [bleep] you just said.
- He said a MILF.
- ♪ Kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
We got Hannibal Buress in the building.
[cheers and applause]
He performing for us later, man.
And as you can see, we got some badass kids
on this stage, so it's time to play Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
[cheers and applause]
They may be badass kids, but they good rappers,
and y'all know how this game go--
ow, [bleep]!
You know how this game plays,
at the end of the game, team with the most students
still in class wins, D-Wrek, let's get it.
♪♪
- ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ About to whoop somebody's ass in the classroom ♪
- ♪ About to make your boy [bleep] in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I just passed gas in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I just had a laugh in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Justina [bleep] trash in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey, I'm just tryna pass in the classroom ♪
- ♪ But that's why your man smashed in the classroom ♪
- ♪ In the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Hey, I'm drinking some milk in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey, I need a MILF from the classroom ♪
- Okay, I-- I don't know what the [bleep] you just said.
- He said a MILF. [laughter]
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I'm feeling real pretty in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I ain't looking like a rookie in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- Pretty and rookie?
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Maddy with the fatty in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I ain't got no daddy in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm high and happy in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Karlous drive a Caddy in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm dressed real slutty in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- Slutty? Caddy?
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ We got Hannibal in classroom ♪
- ♪ Time to have an edible in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And I am an animal in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Don't call me cannibal in the classroom ♪
- Oh, my God...
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- Come on, Jess!
- ♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
[school bell rings] [cheers and applause]
- Damnit, I don't think I like this.
D-Wrek, tell 'em who won.
- The Red Squad got the most students
kicked out the classroom, so the Black Squad wins.
Make some noise for the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause] - Hannibal won that one.
It's all good, we got that Wildstyle coming up.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Mimi's ass is built like an airbag that inflates
when people drive, it's ironic the captain's named Hannibal
'cause I just ate your team alive.
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
We got Hannibal Buress in the building.
[cheers and applause]
Right now it's time for the bonus round,
and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
- Oh yeah, freestyle rapping,
but here on "Wild 'N Out", we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is one point
added to your total score.
So it's anybody's game, it can go either way,
we tryna send Hannibal home
with that gold comedy belt right there.
You need that, you need that.
- I'm taking that. - There it is.
Have you whole squad step up and see if they can win
this belt for you.
Red Squad, let's see if we can defend
the championship belt.
D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
Keep it going, y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Keep it going, y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Keep it going, y'all. - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Say hey, ho ♪
♪ Hey, ho ♪
♪ Hannibal been high the whole show ♪
You been high the whole show.
♪ Hannibal been high the whole show ♪
What you got? - ♪ Nick Cannon ♪
♪ I ain't been high, I'm chillin' ♪
♪ You need to go hang with them children ♪
♪ You do not have time to do this [bleep] ♪
♪ 22 kids, go handle your business ♪
♪ We out here and it's H to Bizzle, yeah... ♪
- He high as [bleep], he high as [bleep].
He's high as [bleep]. [laughter]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Jess, come here.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ What I'm about to say, please don't say ouch ♪
♪ But them the boots Rick James had ♪
♪ When he said [bleep] your couch ♪
[laughter]
- Come on, let me get...
[bleep] you, [bleep].
[laughter]
[DC] Don't worry about it, I got something for 'em.
I got something for them.
♪ What you lookin' at, Chico? ♪
♪ Yeah, take off your hat so we can see those braids ♪
♪ On the side of your head ♪
♪ Mother[bleep], on the side of your head ♪
- ♪ Now hold up, Fly, you think you it? ♪
♪ Your hair look like dryer lint ♪
♪ And you know it's the roast here ♪
♪ This [bleep] here speaking in cursive ♪
[ding] [laughter]
- Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek. - Yo, what up?
- Cut the beat. [music stops]
Hey, yo, Mimi, for you, I don't even have
to use a metaphor.
'Cause your husband already be asking
what he met her for.
Up here looking like Justina if she did pedicures.
[laughter] [ding]
Maddy, you know that we be coming lethal.
You so racist, your TV's in black and white
'cause you don't wanna see colored people.
[laughter] [ding]
- Maddy, nobody would hit that box.
- Untrue. - You look like you'll
be the last virgin.
You the type the type of white [bleep] to be like,
"I swear, I know a Black person."
[laughter]
- Listen, Maddy, all of us know
that your box has been massacred.
You banged Conceited, Clips and Nick Cannon third.
This girl's done more [bleep] in bed than Amber Heard.
And Chico, Chico's been on the show since 1865,
which is the same number on Big Mack's scale when
he checks his weight to see his size.
Mimi's ass is built like an airbag
that inflates when people drive.
It's ironic your captain's name is Hannibal,
'cause I just ate your team alive.
[laughter] [rapid dinging]
- That's my white boy! That's my white boy!
- There's no coming back from that.
- That's my white boy! - That was so white.
He does not play. - That's my white boy!
- He got the voice of the people the say
"my pleasure" at Chick-Fil-A.
D-Wrek, let 'em know. - It's kinda easy,
I gotta give that to the Red Squad,
make some noise for the Red Squad.
- Red Squad! [cheers and applause]
Hannibal, you were so close, man.
That means you gotta come back.
- I gotta come back.
This has been a crazy-ass episode.
But we having so much fun,
I need everybody on they feet,
turn your TVs up, and make some noise
for Hannibal Buress.
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Yeah, hey ♪
♪ You got a chip ♪
♪ You got a gap ♪
♪ You gotta get ♪
♪ Your smile intact ♪
♪ Your bottom six ♪
♪ The problem that ♪
♪ It make yo grin ♪
♪ Give heart attacks ♪
♪ It's hard to laugh, but it all is facts ♪
♪ Just call the lab and give all your cash ♪
♪ And whether you travel or do it here ♪
♪ Just be prepared, because everything's ♪
♪ About to shift with your veneers ♪
♪ Veneers veneers veneers veneers ♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays]
- ♪ MTV ♪