[Nick] Season 20, y'all!
[D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents Wild 'N Out".
[Nick] This is the home of freestyle comedy.
[D-Wrek] With iconic battles...
- [bleep] just got real, Nick!
[D-Wrek] And legendary guests.
- Well, let's get wild, baby.
[D-Wrek] It's time for season 20.
- Out! - Got damned!
[D-Wrek] Let's wild out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Alright, y'all, everybody up out your seats,
put your hands in the air and make some noise
for your host, Nick Cannon!
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Spin it back, D-Wrek. [music stops]
"Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
Season 20, we gettin' money.
Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
- What's happening?
- Y'all make some noise for
the highest class of civilization,
it's the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
[cheers and applause]
Normally it's the Red Squad versus Black Squad,
but I wanna do a little something different
this episode, D-Wrek. - Okay.
- People have been body shaming me all my life
telling me you so skinny, you need to eat a sandwich.
[laughter] So I wanna represent
for all of those little people.
Y'all make some noise the Little Squad!
[cheers and applause]
Justina, slim,
little Bobb'e J.,
little Conceited, little Cortez,
little Or Mash,
ThatBoyFunny,
and DeRay used to be, but he got skinny.
And Roach Man.
And K Camp is gonna perform for us.
He know about that skinny life.
So you know, we gotta have a Little Squad.
So y'all make some noise
for the Big, the beautiful and the black squad!
[all chanting in unison]
- They got sleep apnea.
- Mike Ruga, Courtney B.,
C. King.
tired-ass Rip Michaels,
Charlie Clips,
FatsDaBarber,
and Radio Big Mack. - [screams]
- A heavy-ass team over there.
Y'all might as well let Bruce Bruce hear that!
[cheers and applause]
The captain over there.
- What's crackin', baby? - What's going on, man?
- Y'all ready? - We ready.
Let's get to it, y'all make some noise
for Bruce Bruce and the Big Squad.
[cheers and applause]
Y'all know it, y'all love it,
it's quickly becoming a fan favorite,
and we gonna put a little big/little twist on it.
It's called the Alphabet Train.
[cheers and applause]
You know, it's just another way
to teach everybody they alphabet
when it comes to this freestyle rappin'.
We gonna have the Little Squad and the Big Squad,
and let 'em know the topic, D-Wrek.
- The topic is food.
- A'ight, it's in your hands, let's get to it.
♪♪
- ♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train, A ♪
- ♪ An apple day keep the doctor away ♪
- ♪ B ♪ - ♪ Bananas ♪
♪ I don't eat those ♪ - ♪ C ♪
- ♪ Cake is what they eat for breakfast ♪
- ♪ D ♪ - ♪ Donuts, donuts, donuts ♪
- ♪ Donuts ♪ - ♪ E ♪
- ♪ Edamame, it's really bomby ♪
- ♪ F ♪ - ♪ Falafel ♪
♪ What the hell is that? ♪ - ♪ G ♪
- ♪ Ginger, you need to eat ♪
- ♪ H ♪ - ♪ Ham ♪
- ♪ Hot Pockets, Jalapeno peppers ♪
- ♪ I ♪ - ♪ Ice cream ♪
♪ Is my favorite dessert ♪ - ♪ J ♪
- ♪ Jelly all in my belly ♪
- ♪ K ♪ - ♪ Kale? ♪
♪ You can go to hell ♪ - ♪ L ♪
- ♪ Linguine, can't forget the meatballs ♪
- ♪ M ♪ - ♪ Mayonnaise ♪
♪ That's what you use for shaving cream ♪
- ♪ N ♪ - ♪ Nancy ♪
♪ Especially when she nasty... ♪ [buzzer]
- ♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train, O ♪
- Oodles of noodles! [laughter]
- ♪ P ♪ - ♪ [bleep] ♪
[buzzer]
- ♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train, Q ♪
- ♪ Q-cumber ♪ [buzzer]
- ♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train, R ♪
- ♪ Ramen noodles, I had some last night ♪
- ♪ S ♪ - ♪ Spaghetti ♪
♪ I'ma get that taste right ♪ - ♪ T ♪
- ♪ Tomatoes on my sandwich ♪
♪ Kinda great like, U ♪ - ♪ You ♪
♪ Need to stop eating ♪
- ♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up... ♪
♪ On the alphabet train, V ♪
- ♪ Vegan food ♪ - ♪ W ♪
- ♪ Watermelon, it's really rude ♪
- ♪ X ♪ - ♪ Extremely... ♪
- ♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train, Y ♪
- ♪ You need to eat some more ♪
- ♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train, Z ♪
- ♪ Zucchini stuffed with pizza and some fries ♪
♪ You know me, I never lie ♪
[all] Hey!
- ♪ Yeah, I want some chicken with some thighs ♪
[all] Hey!
- ♪ With a little Coke on the side ♪
- ♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪♪
[cheers and applause] [train horn blares]
- DJ D-Wrek, who knew their alphabet the best?
The Little Squad or the Big Squad?
- Yo, the Big Squad knows their alphabet the best
so I gotta give it to the Big Squad, make some noise.
- Bruce Bruce and the Big Squad!
DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Your answer is this is why big dudes are winning.
- Go ahead, Bruce Bruce. [buzzing in]
- What is...
Big boys is the ones with the flow.
it's the little brothers that got to go.
- Hey, we take offense to that.
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
It's the Little Squad,
with K Camp over here rocking with me.
And Bruce Bruce is the captain of the Big Squad.
[cheers and applause]
They doing it big over there.
And speaking of doing it big for season 20,
we might as well play a game we've been playing
since day one, it's called Hood Jeopardy.
[cheers and applause]
It's just like the classic game show we all grew up on,
but we put our little hood spin on it here on "Wild 'N Out".
If it's real funny, it gets a bell.
[ding] If it's not, it gets a buzzer.
[buzzer] Team with the most bells
wins the game...
- Hold on, hold on.
Hold on... [grunts]
- What? - We want the extra...
[Big Squad cheers]
D-Wrek, we ready? - I'm ready.
Your answer is this is why big dudes are winning.
[buzzing in] - [overlapping chatter]
- Still got there. - Too slow.
Now which one of my skinny teammates got something to say,
I just wanted to beat the fat boy to the button,
I ain't gonna lie. [laughter]
[buzzing in] - What is they can't
cheat on you cuz they can't find their [bleep].
[laughter] [ding]
[buzzing in] - What is
who the hell said that?
I done had my share of fat [bleep]
and they can find that [bleep].
[cheers and applause] [ding]
[buzzing in] - What is because women
are always hungry
and y'all [bleep] always ready to eat.
[laughter] [ding]
- Go ahead, Bruce Bruce.
Block him, block him... [buzzing in]
- What is big boys is the one with the flow,
it's the little brothers that got to go.
- Hey, we take offense to that.
[buzzing in] - 'Cause ladies don't gotta
worry about us running the streets
'cause we don't run nowhere.
[laughter]
- Alright, moving on...
- Wait, wait, wait... [buzzing in]
- Because we eat everything, ladies.
[laughter] [ding]
- Alright, your answer is
a dealbreaker on a first date.
[buzzing in] - What is,
man, my wife tripping, she want me to come back
and watch our kids.
[laughter] [ding]
- I got one, hold on.
Come here, Mike Ruga. [buzzing in]
What is... smile.
What is that? That's a dealbreaker.
- They said "ooh". [ding]
[laughter] [overlapping chatter]
[buzzing in] - What is
he finished his meal,
but when we got home,
he couldn't finish me?
- On the first date? Damn, Justina.
[ding] [buzzing in]
- What is your mother hearing Justina's voice
for the first time? [laughter]
[ding]
[buzzing in] - What is...
I swear, girl, after I get done with these pills...
[buzzer] - What?
- You know what...
[laughter] [buzzer]
- Alright, your answer is
things that haven't aged well.
- Run, baby. [buzzing in]
- DJ D-Wrek hairline. - Aww...
[buzzer] [laughter]
[buzzing in] - What is
Courtney's B's ankles.
[laughter] [ding]
- Stop walking up there, you teasing us like that, man.
- [bleep], I just got little,
I was over there about two weeks ago.
[laughter]
[buzzing in] What is white people?
[laughter] [ding]
- Wait wait wait, wait wait wait wait.
[buzzing in] What is...
- Ohhh... [crowd gasps]
[ding] [buzzing in]
What is, [bleep] please?
Flawless. [ding]
- He does pretty much look exactly the same.
- What is my teeth? What is my love life?
- What is my bank account? What is my...
[overlapping shouting]
- Alright, your answer is
a big person's finishing move.
[buzzing in] - What is
a chicken noodle soup-lex?
[laughter] [ding]
[buzzing in] - What is doggy style
at the edge of the bed 'cause...
[laughter]
- He's letting us in on y'all big people secrets.
[buzzing in]
- What is... [snoring]
- Sleep apnea. [ding]
[laughter]
- What is...
- Don't get 'em too tired, don't get 'em too tired.
[buzzing in] - What is you gonna finish
that on your plate? [laughter]
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- D-Wrek, who won, man?
- Yo, I gotta give that to the Big Black Squad.
Make some noise for the Big Black Squad, y'all.
- How's that even possible? [cheers and applause]
- They got their quicker. - Whatever, we got
a lot more big games to play.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- ♪ Eat that ass up ♪ Do the snack time
[all] ♪ Eat that ass up ♪
♪ Eat that ass up ♪ [laughter]
Yeah, they got it on deck too.
[laughter]
- Giving out snacks?
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
Bruce Bruce and the Big Squad.
[cheers and applause]
And K Camp gonna be performing
a little bit later over there,
so y'all ready for this next game?
[cheers and applause]
It's called Eat that Ass Up.
[cheers and applause]
This is a dance game, we been playing it
for many seasons, so I need the Big Squad
to step up, the Little Squad to step up,
and you know how it goes.
DJ D-Wrek is gonna give us some dance titles
and we gonna have to improv 'em right here on the spot.
If the dance is good, it gets a bell.
[bell rings] If it's wack, gets a buzzer.
[buzzer rings] DJ D-Wrek,
drop the beat.
♪ Ass up, let's go ♪
[all] ♪ Eat that ass up ♪
- Do the got your taxes back.
- ♪ Eat that ass up... ♪ - ♪ Got it, got it ♪
♪ In the pocket, got it, got it... ♪
♪ Eat that ass up ♪ [ding]
- ♪ Eat that ass up, let's go ♪
♪ Eat that ass up ♪
- I got my taxes back?
Yeah, more kids! Tax write offs!
- Do the can opener.
- ♪ Eat that ass up... ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- ♪ Working, working... ♪ - ♪ Eat that ass up ♪
[overlapping rapping]
- ♪ Eat that ass up ♪ Do the Big Daddy Bounce.
- ♪ Eat that ass up ♪
♪ Eat that ass up ♪ [ding]
- We can't top that.
- ♪ Eat that ass up... ♪
- Do the heavy hitter.
- ♪ Eat that ass up ♪
♪ Eat that ass up ♪
[ding]
♪ Eat that ass up ♪
[overlapping chatter]
- Do the toothpick.
- ♪ Eat that ass up ♪
♪ Eat that ass up ♪
[laughter]
- Two toothpicks. Two toothpicks.
[ding] ♪ Eat that ass up ♪
- Whole pack of picks. - Do the pregnant worm.
- ♪ Eat that ass up... ♪
- Oh! Whoa!
- ♪ Eat that ass up ♪ [ding]
- Do the take out the trash.
- ♪ Eat that ass up ♪
[laughter]
- ♪ Eat that ass up ♪
- It can't get no better than that.
[ding] - ♪ Eat that ass up ♪
♪ Eat that ass up... ♪ Do the snack time.
- ♪ Eat that ass up ♪
♪ Eat that ass up ♪
They got 'em on deck too.
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- Giving out snacks?
[cheering continues]
Quit trying to bribe the crowd.
D-Wrek, who won? - That's hilarious.
I gotta give that to the Big Squad.
Make some noise for the Big Squad y'all.
- Bruce Bruce is in the building.
We got a lot more game to play.
Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Alright, fine, it's the Big Squad
versus the Little Squad.
Isn't that precious?
No, I said Big Squad versus Little Squad,
but isn't this Precious? - That Precious?
[laughter] [cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Y'all make some noise, "Wild 'N Out".
[cheers and applause] Welcome back, season 20,
a very special episode.
Over there on the Big Squad it's Bruce Bruce.
[cheers and applause]
Me and K Camp holding it down for the little folk over here.
And right now, it's been a hell of a game,
but it's time for the bonus round
and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
- Oh yeah, freestyle rappin', but you know here at
"Wild 'N Out" we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is gon' be one point added
to your total score.
Big Squad step up, Little Squad step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
[all] ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Yo they love it when they call him big poppa ♪
♪ But you know we gon' show a showstopper ♪
♪ Little Squad with over here with choppers ♪
♪ We see all y'all but y'all wouldn't matter ♪
♪ 'Cause y'all got too much blubber ♪
- Blubber... - [Nick muttering]
[buzzer]
- Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek. - Yeah?
- [speaks foreign language]
[music stops] That means "cut the beat".
Justina, with all that makeup on,
I don't know what's faker.
But how you a woman with the voice of The Undertaker?
[ding]
- Hurry up, finish your raps
before this whole stage is gonna collapse.
[laughter] [ding]
- That's funny you should say that,
because I got more.
You know the only cast member we need subtitles for.
[laughter]
- You tried to lose weight but you come up short.
Going on a donut run is not a sport.
And by the way, by the way, one more thing,
when you smile, you look insane.
I heard the Tooth Fairy won the insurance claim.
[laughter]
Alright, fine, it's the Big Squad
versus the Little Squad, isn't that precious?
No, I said Big Squad versus Little Squad,
but isn't this Precious? - That Precious?
[laughter] [ding]
- I mean, Courtney, I'm pretty sure
you probably even got on chocolate panties.
Y'all fat ass all addicted to the same drug.
OxyContin-candy. [laughter]
- Uh-huh, and Fat Squad,
there's no way you could be winning this.
Even if you swam naked,
it wouldn't be a skinny dip.
We are skinny as a needle, what did your parents feed you?
Big Mack, how are you built like an entire group of people?
[laughter] [ding]
- And every time y'all go in the kitchen,
I be lookin' like, stop it.
Y'all so fat, y'all put y'all money
inside of your Hot Pockets.
[laughter] [ding]
- Alright, it's the skinny versus fat [bleep],
and y'all know you got the don heated.
What you call a [bleep] that wear a lotta gold, Nick?
A Leprechaun-cieted.
[ding] You, I let the biggest
tech explode, this is skinny versus--
I'll diss you when they got the [bleep] episode.
I said I gripped the mat,
fat [bleep] get more [bleep] than y'all, and it's a fact.
And look what we got?
The worm and the dog from "Men in Black."
[overlapping shouting]
- Hold on, hold on...
- Keep it steppin', homie, keep it steppin', homie,
I represent the Fat Squad,
I keep it reppin' homie, and I advise y'all to chill
'cause right now y'all looking like pepperonis.
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- DJ D-Wrek, make some sense out of it.
- I gotta give that to the Big Squad,
make some noise for the Big Squad, y'all.
- The Big Squad came through.
Y'all make some noise for Bruce Bruce.
[cheers and applause]
What you wanna say to the people,
you came through and took the gold belt.
Hey, man, I wanna thank my man Nick Cannon
for bringing your boy on the show because
big boys is the one with the flow,
and these little brothers the ones that got to go.
- There it is.
Y'all give it up for the whole Big Squad right there.
Bruce Bruce in the building.
I need everybody to turn their TVs up,
get on your feet, and make some noise
for K Camp...
[cheers and applause] [music starts]
- Hey, what's happenin', "Wild 'N Out", y'all good?
♪ Let's go, I can't chase no ♪
♪ But I can chase a check though aye ♪
♪ My -- is loud like a Greek step show ♪
♪ I be on point just like Bledsoe ♪
♪ That -- slap it be hard to let go ♪
♪ I can't chase no -- but I can chase a check though ♪
♪ Yeah, my -- is loud like a Greek step show ♪
♪ I be on point just like Bledsoe ♪
♪ That -- slap it be hard to let go ♪
♪ I can't chase no -- but I can chase a check though ♪
♪ Look my -- is loud like a Greek step show ♪
♪ I be on point just like Bledsoe ♪
♪ That -- slap it be hard to let go ♪♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays]
- ♪ MTV ♪