[man] This is Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out!
The home of freestyle comedy
and battle of the Old School versus the New School.
[crowd cheering]
Starring Captain N.O.R.E.
-[chanting] Wildin'! Wildin'! -Let's wild out!
[chanting continues] Wildin'! Wildin'!
I want y'all-- I need everybody up outta your seats!
Put your hands in the air and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
-[audience chanting] -[music playing]
[funky record scratch]
ATL, make some noise!
[loud cheering]
We 21 and up!
21 on 'em.
Everything is up! Y'all give it up for my day one
over there, DJ D-Wrek!
How's everybody doing? How y'all doing? Hello.
-How y'all doing? -We super.
Since we on that high frequency, make some noise for the queens.
Y'all give it up for the Wild 'N Out Goddesses.
-[cheering] -[Nick] Thank you, ladies.
Y'all make some noise for team New School!
[cheering]
That's my oldest boy. That's C. King.
Here's my daughter, Courtney Bee.
There's my other big boy, Angel.
That's my son, Asad.
This my white son right here, Frak.
And my other white son, Joey D.
[cheering continues]
We gotta give it up for the OGs over here.
Y'all make some noise for the Old School!
[loud cheering]
Pretty Vee!
C-O-N, Conceited!
Jessie Woo!
Rip Micheals!
Radio Big Mack!
And Hitman Holla!
[cheering continues]
And there's only one reason why
I-I had to step away
from my perch. You know what I mean?
'Cause usually, I love sitting over there as a grown-ass man.
-As a boss. -[laughter]
But we got another boss.
Another champ in the building that definitely deserves a seat
over there with the OGs.
He's a legend in hip hop and multiple games,
from platinum records
to the number one podcast in hip hop,
y'all make some noise for the true Drink Champ,
It's N.O.R.E.!
-[music playing] -[audience cheering]
[music and cheers drown out Nick's voice]
Let's get it on, Daddy! Y'all make some noise--
Watch it from over there.
Oh, you about to have a good time. Y'all ready for this game?
[all] Yeah!
Since we got a legend in the building,
might as well play a legendary game.
We been playing this since season one.
It's called "So Fly".
[cheering]
So, I'ma need both teams to step up.
Old School and New School. Y'all know how it go.
They're gonna say, "N.O.R.E. is so fly..."
[all] How fly is he?
If the response is super-lit and super-fly, it gets a bell.
-[ding] -If it's not, gets that buzzer.
-[buzz] -Team with the most bells wins.
Simple as that. D-Wrek, you ready?
Alright, New School, start it off. Wild out.
[cheering]
-Denzel. -OK.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I only see you as Denzel Washington.
And that's all right. I respect that. I appreciate that.
-OK, you gonna let me talk? -Yes!
[C. King] OK. All right.
Well, now I gotta do it like that. My team captain
Nick Cannon is so fly...
[all] How fly is he?
...I told him the sky's the limit,
he got the clouds pregnant.
[laughter]
[ding]
I got this real quick. Yeah!
[audience] Yeah!
Yo, my man N.O.R.E. is so fly...
[all] How fly is he?
...he the first brother I know to get paid
to drink on the job!
-[cheers] -[ding]
That's some fly [bleep].
-You liked it! -Crushed it.
Talk to 'em, Frak. Give 'em a bar.
Nick Cannon is so fly...
[all] How fly is he?
This man is a feminist icon.
OK? He's employing women comedians,
Wild 'N Out goddesses,
this man is the king of women going into labor.
-[laughter] -[ding]
[Nick] That's a bar.
Alright, hold up! N.O.R.E. is so fly...
-[all] How fly is he? -...Honey!
He's Puerto Rican and Black, give it to him.
[speaks Spanish]
-[cheering] -[ding]
Alright, my boy Nick is so fly...
[all] How fly is he?
Uh, he listens to N.O.R.E.'s long-ass stories,
and they made sense to him.
-[laughter] -[ding]
My man N.O.R.E. is so fly...
[all] How fly is he?
...he ain't dropped a album in ten years, but he don't care,
'cause his podcast is number one!
[cheering]
Fifteen years.
-Fifteen years, fifteen years. -[ding]
-[Nick] Fifteen years! -Fifteen years. Ain't gonna lie.
I be feel like I'm cheating.
'Cause I did Lovers & Friends,
and they gave me 70,000.
And I said, "Wait a minute.
I ain't dropped an album in 15 years. I'm cheating!"
That's fly!
-How fly... How fly? -How fly am I?
-[ding] -How fly am I?
[rapid dings]
You're pretty fly. D-Wrek, let 'em know who won.
I gotta give that to the Old School. Make some noise!
Old School, y'all!
And the OGs are winning. They came to play.
We gettin' to it. Everybody on their feet. D-Wrek, take us out!
-[music plays] -[chanting] Wildin', wildin'!
♪♪ I was known as the people's champ a while ago ♪♪
♪♪ I would lay the smackdown with the people's elbow ♪♪
♪♪ A higher raise would stop all that chatter ♪♪
♪♪ I would ask you your name but it doesn't matter ♪♪
-[music plays] -[chanting] Wildin', wildin'!...
[Nick] Let's get it back, D-Wrek!
ATL, make some noise!
[cheering]
Welcome back to a legendary episode of Wild 'N Out.
'Cause we got a OG, a king, and a great all-in-one
-in the building, N.O.R.E. -[cheering]
Yo, he's truly a Drink Champ.
He got the hottest podcast in hip hop,
and doing it before everybody else had a podcast.
He was number one then, and he's number one now.
So, that's what inspired me to play one of our favorite games.
It's called "Turn Me Up In The Headphones".
[cheering]
It's a guessing game, a timed game.
We gonna be sitting there at the mixing board
with the podcast mic.
Each team member gonna get the opportunity
to hop in our Wild 'N Out vocal booth and spit some rhymes,
as whoever the suggestion that pops up in their screen.
The team who guess the best, wins. I'ma go first.
-[cheers] -I'ma show you how it's done.
D-Wrek, drop the beat!
-Alright. -[hip hop beat playing]
[cheering]
[Nick] OK.
♪♪ E'rybody know I'm in love with riding ♪♪
♪♪ Put your [bleep] lips on that Give ya a thousand dollars ♪♪
♪♪ Yeah they call me silly ♪♪
♪♪ But a [bleep] better not play with my jelly ♪♪
-Yeah! Yeah! -Boosie BadAzz!
-[cheering] -[ding]
Let's get 'em, C. King.
♪♪ I was known as the people's champ a while ago ♪♪
♪♪ I would lay the smackdown with the people's elbow ♪♪
♪♪ A higher raise would stop all that chatter ♪♪
♪♪ I would ask you what your name but it doesn't matter! ♪♪
The Rock!
[ding]
♪♪ I was part of Carnival and it ruined my life ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause I was grindin' on somebody that was not my wife ♪♪
♪♪ But now she forgave me and I'm so glad that happened ♪♪
♪♪ Now me and her are good and me and God are dabbin' ♪♪
-[vocalizing] -[buzzer]
-♪♪ I love my wife ♪♪ -[buzzer]
-Who was that? -Chance the Rapper.
That was a horrible Chance the Rapper.
♪♪ Uh ♪♪
♪♪ Military squats I don't give a [bleep] ♪♪
♪♪ The only way I'm up is all the way up ♪♪
♪♪ I make 'em lean back so they feeling alright ♪♪
♪♪ Yesterday's place is not today's price ♪♪
Fat Joe!
Yes!
[bell dinging]
[Nick] That's how it's done!
[laughs]
-Alright-- -Let's cheat.
Only use Biggie, Pun, Nas, and [bleep] like that.
-[laughter] -[N.O.R.E.] I like to win.
Old School, wild out.
[hip hop beat plays]
♪♪ Air Force Ones You know I'ma shine ♪♪
♪♪ Somebody tell Irv Gotti Ashanti's still mine ♪♪
-[cheering] -Nelly, [bleep]!
[ding]
-Yo! -Take it easy.
Be easy!
♪♪ Hey, hey I'm his only baby mama ♪♪
♪♪ With a ring ♪♪
♪♪ Fifty million dollars for my pain ♪♪
♪♪ I'm all for Christmas It's falling ♪♪
-Mariah Carey! -♪♪ Stop calling ♪♪
[ding]
[vocalizing]
-Fivio Foreign! Fivio Foreign! -[ding]
[cheering]
♪♪ Uh! I'm a grizzly but I can't bear arms ♪♪
Put the gun down! Put the gun down!
Oh, my bad.
♪♪ They try to kick me out the league ♪♪
[chatter and laughter]
-My bad, my bad. -Basketball, put the gun down!
-♪♪ I'm shootin' shots-- ♪♪ -Ja Morant!
-[cheers and chatter] -[bell dinging]
I think I know who won.
Who cheated better, DJ D-Wrek?
I gotta say, N.O.R.E. cheated better.
Make some noise for the Old School.
N.O.R.E. here, whippin' our ass.
Everybody on their feet.
-DJ D-Wrek, take us out! -[hip hop beat]
[all chanting] Wildin', wildin'!
♪♪ When I first met D-Wrek I remember the day ♪♪
♪♪ I said "I'm Hitman Holla" He said "What you say?" ♪♪
♪♪ I hear he ain't nothing How you even get along? ♪♪
♪♪ When you talk he says "What!" more than Lil John! ♪♪
-[music playing] -[audience cheering]
[all chanting] Wildin', wildin'!
-Spin it out, D-Wrek. -[music stops]
Wild 'N Out, make some noise!
[cheering]
Welcome back to a legendary episode.
And we got a legend in the building, N.O.R.E.!
-[cheering] -[Nick] N.O.R.E., my OG.
is the captain of the Old School.
And, you know, this man make hits for a living.
So, we put that together in a game we like to call,
"Hip Hop History".
[cheering]
Now, this is a real improv game right here.
So, Atlanta, y'all gonna decide who wins,
because we gonna make a hip hop song right here on the spot
about a moment in history.
Now, we got the suggestions
using the hashtag #WILDNOUT online,
and, uh, New School,
we got... storming the Capitol.
January 6th, and Old School,
y'all old asses, y'all got this one:
the invention of the hearing aid.
[laughter]
[Nick] We'll go first.
-[cheering] -[Nick] No, we got it.
Make some noise for the New School.
-[cheering] -New School, wild out.
[deep voice] January six.
An angry group of white Trump supporters
stormed the Capitol.
This is the untold story
of four Black security guards
who were just trying to keep their jobs.
-DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. -[hip hop beat]
-Hey, Ezekiel? -Yeah, brother?
You wanna go storm the Capitol today?
Yep, turns out, I'm free.
♪♪ Whoa! I said these white folks trippin' ♪♪
No, we're not!
♪♪ I said these white folks trippin' ♪♪
Little Mermaid should be white!
-♪♪ Y'all be going way too far ♪♪ -I'm having fun!
♪♪ Y'all gonna make me lose my job ♪♪
♪♪ Why the hell y'all mad at me? ♪♪
♪♪ I did what I had to do ♪♪
♪♪ Y'all would also be pissed as hell ♪♪
♪♪ If they ruined your country too ♪♪
♪♪ Make America great again Daddy Trump is the man ♪♪
♪♪ Andy we gonna do it? ♪♪
- Yeah! No! -♪♪ Do we have a plan? ♪♪
♪♪ Y'all ain't got nothing better to do? ♪♪
♪♪ Y'all couldn't go play golf? ♪♪
♪♪ I knew I shoulda called out ♪♪
♪♪ And took my damn day off ♪♪
♪♪ I'm a young janitor Just trying to do my best ♪♪
♪♪ But on my first day They [bleep] on the desk?! ♪♪
♪♪ Whoa ♪♪
♪♪ I said these white folks trippin' ♪♪
♪♪ Whoa! I said these white folks trippin'... ♪♪
♪♪ I wiped my ass with paper! ♪♪
♪♪ ...You're going way too far ♪♪
♪♪ Whoa I'm about to lose my job ♪♪
[bell dinging]
[cheering]
Old School, wild out.
Alright.
-[Radio Big Mack] Whoa! -[Hitman] Ooh.
Hey, N.O.R.E., did you realize that
the hearing aid was invented in 1896?
That's when DJ D-Wrek was, uh, invented.
-[laughter] -Wow.
-Drop that! -[hip hop beat]
♪♪ What you say? What, what ♪♪
♪♪ What, what What you say? ♪♪
♪♪ What, what, what, what What you say? ♪♪
♪♪ D-Wrek need a hearing aid ♪♪
♪♪ When I first met D-Wrek I remember the day ♪♪
♪♪ I said "I'm Hitman Holla" He said "What you say?" ♪♪
♪♪ I hear he ain't nothing How you even get along? ♪♪
♪♪ When he talk he says "What!" more than Lil John! ♪♪
[laughter]
♪♪ What, what, what, what What you say? ♪♪
♪♪ D-Wrek need a hearing aid ♪♪
♪♪ Is it a bell or a buzzer? Hell he don't know ♪♪
♪♪ D-Wrek need a hearing aid Hell he don't know ♪♪
-♪♪ What, what, what, what ♪♪ -[dinging]
'Cause y'all tried to cheat and use one of N.O.R.E.'S hits.
We had the better song, but you know what,
-we gonna do it the right way. -We don't know that yet.
Gonna do it the right way. Gonna let a Ghanaian doll
her best deliberate,
y'all make some noise for the Ghanaian doll.
[cheering]
Alright. So, go ahead. Do your thing.
So, both teams did amazing.
Let's give it up for the New School.
[cheering]
♪♪ Whoa! I said these white folks trippin' ♪♪
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Let's give it up for the Old School!
♪♪ What, what, what, what What you say? ♪♪
-♪♪ D-Wrek need a hearing aid ♪♪ -Huh?
Alright. I'ma have to give it to the... Old School!
-[music playing] -[crowd cheering]
Everybody on their feet! D-Wrek take us out!
[chanting] Wildin', wildin'!
♪♪ Yo I got a story to tell ♪♪
♪♪ How the king might be here repping ATL ♪♪
♪♪ And we gon' do this e'ryday 'cause he do so well ♪♪
♪♪ Yo make some noise for my man N.O.R.E. drunk as hell! ♪♪
[cheers and laughter]
[chanting] Wildin', wildin'!
[Nick] Spin it out, D-Wrek.
Wild 'N Out, make some noise!
[cheering]
A classic, legendary episode
because we got a legend in the building.
Y'all make some noise for Noriega.
-Yeah. -The real Noriega.
-N.O.R.E.! -Yeah, I am.
And he is truly the champ because they kicking our ass.
It don't matter, 'cause it's time for the bonus round.
-And it's called the... -[all] Wildstyle!
Yes. Freestyle rapping,
and you know how we do it here on Wild 'N Out.
We focus on them jokes. Each good punchline
gonna be one point added to your total score.
So, N.O.R.E., even though y'all whipping my ass,
I still got a chance to win.
So, I need both squads to step up.
Old School, New School,
let's do it.
[cheering]
[beatboxing]
[music begins]
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
-♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ -Let's get it!
♪♪ Yo I got a story to tell ♪♪
♪♪ How the king might be here repping ATL ♪♪
♪♪ And we gon' do this e'ryday 'cause he do so well ♪♪
♪♪ Yo make some noise for my man N.O.R.E. drunk as hell ♪♪
-♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ -[ding]
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
♪♪ Hey your name's Conceited like you arrogant and snobby ♪♪
♪♪ But how you conceited You look up to everybody ♪♪
♪♪ Hitman why you talking 'bout guns? ♪♪
♪♪ Your teeth so white they called the cops on your gums ♪♪
♪♪ Big Mack I feel like I'm a white [bleep] ♪♪
♪♪ But on January 6 you stormed the White Castle ♪♪
♪♪ Hey the Old School gotta face it ♪♪
♪♪ It's just like N.O.R.E. ♪♪
♪♪ They're all about to get wasted! ♪♪
-[cheering] -[ding]
-DJ D-Wrek? -Yo, what up?
-Cut the beat. -[air horn blasts]
Hey, first of all,
Angel, you hella chubby.
You shaped like one day you got mad and decided
-to eat all five Teletubbies. -[ding]
Angel, every time you make a sandwich,
I know you use extra spread.
How the hell is your name Angel
but you shaped like a deviled egg?
[ding]
I mean, you not big,
you just "big" big.
You got so much titty you could breastfeed all of Nick kids.
-[laughter] -[ding]
Don't come for his body type, OK?
You so small,
simple, and dumb, I could wrestle your whole body
with my thumb, [bleep].
-OK, I was gonna-- -[ding]
I was-- Look. I was gonna leave you alone,
because you are heavy strong.
I bet your big ass wanna drink the Drink Champs
and eat the Breakfast Club.
-[laughter] -[rapid dings]
I'm gonna beat your ass! I'm gonna beat your ass!
[chatter and dings]
DJ D-Wrek, make some sense out of this madness.
Yo, I gotta give that to the Old School!
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all!
N.O.R.E., you came through! You won!
-I won? -You took it--
-He all, "I won?" -[laughter]
Yo, N.O.R.E., you got my cast members drunk.
You came through, took over.
Took my comedy championship belt. What you wanna say, man?
I wanna say to people,
that the people is the people.
[laughter]
Yeah. And the people always gotta be the people.
We love the people. Love y'all.
[Nick] There it is!
I mean, they're-they're on their feet.
Turn your TVs up,
'cause we about to be super lit up in here
with the super thug, y'all make some noise for my OG,
he came and shut it down, it's N.O.R.E.!
["Nothing" playing]
♪♪ Oh ♪♪
♪♪ It's fire ♪♪
♪♪ We fire ♪♪
♪♪ Homeboy, I came to party ♪♪
♪♪ Your girl was lookin' at me ♪♪
♪♪ She's a haggler Nah, I'm not taggin' her ♪♪
♪♪ But you don't want them boys to come over askin' ♪♪
-♪♪ Say what? ♪♪ -♪♪ What you wanna do? ♪♪
-♪♪ Say what? ♪♪ - ♪♪ What you tryna do? ♪♪
-♪♪ Say what? ♪♪ -♪♪ What you wanna do? ♪♪
-♪♪ Say what? ♪♪ -♪♪ What you tryna do? ♪♪
♪♪ Yo, N-O-R, papi, say what? That --- the man ♪♪
♪♪ With his manager Chris and the label that jams ♪♪
[musical flourish]
♪♪ Wildin', wildin' Wildin', wildin' ♪♪
[musical flourish]