[narrator] This is Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out,
the home of freestyle comedy and the battle
of the Old School versus the New School.
Starring captains Tami Roman and Jazz Anderson,
and SleazyWorld Go.
Let's wild out.
[audience] Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n!
[D-Wrek] Alright, y'all. I need everybody out your seat.
Put your hands in the air and make some noise for your host,
-Mr. Nick Cannon! -[audience screams]
[audience] Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n!
[Nick] Spin it out, D-Wrek!
Wild 'n out make some noise!
-[audience screams] -Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
What's happening, what's happening?
Y'all make some noise for the Wild 'N Out goddesses.
[cheering]
Thank you, ladies.
Y'all give it up for team Old School!
Pretty Vee in the building.
Justina Valentine!
Courtney Bee!
Charlie Clips! King Cannon, King Big Foot!
And Radio Big Mack!
And of course Eman, man, man, man, man!
That's a hell of a team right here.
Make some noise for team New School!
[cheering and applause]
Joey Crickets!
Morgan, C. King!
Sidney!
Asad!
Frak!
They got the energy.
One of the hottest youngsters in the rap game right now,
I want y'all to know we about to go,
because it is SleazyWorld Go!
[cheering and applause]
[Nick] All ready!
My boy, now, now you gonna perform for us later too.
You got that smash, right?
-Yes, sir! -Alright, let's get it y'all.
Y'all give it up for SleazyWorld Go.
[cheering]
Y'all got a pretty good team, but you need
some more of that, uhh!
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Somebody who is a queen
-of all queens. -Oooh!
But they say she the queen of reality,
and she brought her princess with her.
Y'all make some noise for the queen, Tami Roman
and her daughter, Jazz!
[cheering]
You brought... You've been here a few times before, but I see...
The GOAT is in the building.
But this time... and she got bars too.
She an MC, so you brought, you brought the offspring with you.
That's gonna show us what to do on the New School.
-Yeah. -Y'all make some noise
-for Jazz and Tami. -[cheering]
[cheering]
Yo, D-Wrek, what game we playin' first, man?
We gonna play Got Props.
Got Props, a classic game.
We've been playing it since season one.
And as a true improv game, we got some Wild 'N Out goddesses
gonna hand some props to our two teams here.
And it's a time game, and we gotta use that prop
in as many funny ways as possible
in the allotted amount of time.
-We ready, D-Wrek? -Yep.
Alright, man, who's going first?
Old school, wild out.
[cheering]
[Eman] Help!
Help!
I've been jumped.
-[audience laughs] -[ding]
It's all right, bitch. I can do it.
-One and two... -[cheering]
-[Nick] Oh, don't hurt yourself. -[ding]
[both making sword fighting noises]
-[audience laughs] -[ding]
This what I be charging my vibrator with.
-[laughs] -[ding]
Damn, my extensions keep falling out!
-[laughs] -[ding]
Hey, Big Mack, come here, Big Mack, come here.
-I found your belt. -Thank you.
-[laughs] -[ding]
[Clips clears throat]
I know I said I was gonna take you on a date,
but it ain't enough spaghetti for the both of us.
-[laughs] -[ding]
Chris Cross will make you jump.
-Jump! -[ding]
♪♪ Do your chain hang low, do it wobble to da floor? ♪♪
-[audience starts singing] -[ding]
Old School!
[Nick] See what y'all got.
New School, wild out.
[cheering]
Okay, what we have here is a full-scale model
of Justina's throat.
-[audience] Ooh! -[Nick] Oh, wow.
Babe, if we don't do it now, they're gonna explode!
-[laughs] -[ding]
[Nick] Joey Crickets.
[Sydney] Oh, so you just think you the center of the universe.
I get it. Like, you just think you so cute,
you think everything about you.
He's the son.
-Joey! -Yeah?
-Joey! -What?
-Earth to Joey! -Oh!
[ding]
Okay, Big Mack, if you need it,
I have your deodorant right here, it's a roll on.
-[ding] -It's a...
[laughs]
Brittney Griner, 6'9, queen of smoking.
-[ding] -[laughs]
I, uh...
I-I-I hit my head. Is there a bump?
-Is there a bump? Is it? -[cricket sound]
-Okay. -[laughs]
Joey Crickets.
This bitch built like DJ D-Wrek's head.
-[laughs] -[buzzer]
I can see Nick Cannon having more children.
-[laughs] -[ding]
There wasn't a lot of buzzers, so, D-Wrek, who won?
I gotta give it to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School!
[Nick] Old School because we so cool.
We got Tami, Jazz,
and SleazyWorld Go in the building.
I need everybody on their feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
[audience] Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n!
♪♪ You know how you looked when you came in ♪♪
♪♪ So you came to me for the win ♪♪
♪♪ You looked a kinda shaky in the first place ♪♪
♪♪ So you came to me to beat your face ♪♪
[cheering]
[audience] Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n!
[Nick] Spin it out, D-Wrek.
Wild N' Out make some noise!
[cheering]
We got SleazyWorld Go over there on the New School.
And the queen and the princess over there.
Y'all make some noise for Tami Roman and Jazz Anderson.
And Jazz, you got bars, right?
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, so you do this,
so you might as well play this game,
Flow Job!
[cheering]
It is a timed freestyle game.
DJ D-Wrek is gonna put the occupations in the screen,
and then each team member gets the opportunity to come up here
and, uh, hold a little... job interview
with the Wild 'N Out goddesses.
They gotta guess who you are and what your occupation is.
And I think we're gonna start off with the Old School.
So make some noise for the goddess Barbie one time.
The Black Barbie, Sonia.
Old School you go first, D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
Alright, Old School, wild out.
[hip-hop beat playing]
♪♪ If someone grabs your ass, call my phone ♪♪
♪♪ If your ass getting harassed, call my phone♪♪
♪♪ If you got problems at the job, call my phone ♪♪
♪♪ If they won't ever leave you alone ♪♪
-HR. -There you go.
[D-Wrek] It's a timed game, it's a timed game.
♪♪ Relax, D-Wrek, I like my chicken extra fried ♪♪
♪♪ Besides you, I don't really want the breast and thigh ♪♪
♪♪ So what I'm trying to say is I'm the meanest ♪♪
♪♪ You can catch me in the restaurant, I eat this ♪♪
♪♪ I want it baked, air fried, I'm talking all that ♪♪
♪♪ Forget drums shorty, I'm coming to get all flats ♪♪
[audience] Hey!
[laughs]
[buzzer]
[Nick] That's a, that's a difficult one.
I'm sorry.
♪♪ Yo, yo. I'm in charge when we play the game ♪♪
♪♪ Don't cross the line, you need to stay in your lane ♪♪
♪♪ I make the rules so I can scream and shout ♪♪
♪♪ And if you get two shakeys, you out ♪♪
Referee.
-You damn right. -[ding]
[Nick] Refer-Eman, man.
♪♪ Hey, hey ♪♪
[Sonia] Uh, shoe cleaner.
-[ding] -[cheering]
Y'all give it up for Sonia, aka the Black Barbie.
Man.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't know if we gonna win.
-I don't know. -They got a highly intellectual,
Wild 'N Out goddess who just finished law school.
Y'all make some noise for Alisa.
[cheering]
Alright, D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
New school, wild out.
[cheering]
♪♪ Ketchup, mustard, sauerkraut ♪♪
♪♪ You're gonna love it when I slide mine inside your mouth ♪♪
♪♪ I'm the guy in the corner, so let me be frank ♪♪
♪♪ This might be the best wiener that you ever ate ♪♪
-Uh, like a street car vendor? -Yeah!
-[cheering] -[ding]
♪♪ You know how you looked when you came in ♪♪
♪♪ So you came to me for the win ♪♪
♪♪ You looked kinda shaky in the first place ♪♪
♪♪ So you came to me to beat your face ♪♪
-Makeup artist! -[ding]
[cheering]
Alright, alright.
Okay.
♪♪ So they got you up in court, you a suspect ♪♪
♪♪ I'm trying to get you off so your people ain't upset ♪♪
♪♪ My favorite words in the courtroom are, I object ♪♪
-Defense attorney? -Yeah!
-She got it! -[ding]
♪♪ Sing this note, sing this key ♪♪
♪♪ Sing background, I'll sing lead ♪♪
♪♪ When I do this, y'all stand up ♪♪
♪♪ But when I do that, y'all better shut up ♪♪
♪♪ Singin' in church, it'll surely bless ya ♪♪
♪♪ I'm over the music, I'm the... ♪♪
-Choir director? -[ding]
[cheering]
Yeah, pretty damn good.
Y'all make some noise for Alisa one time.
One hell of a game. DJ D-Wrek who won?
Gotta give it to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School!
It's all good. They came to play. Everybody on their feet.
D-Wrek take us out!
[audience] Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n!
You know what Nick? You a great dad.
You remind me of mine.
Not around on holidays,
and can't remember my name half the time.
[laughs]
[hip-hop music playing]
[audience] Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n!
[Nick] Spin it out D-Wrek!
Wild 'N Out, make some noise!
[cheering]
We got Tami, Jazz, and SleazyWorld Go over there
on the New School.
The next generation is in the building.
But it's time to play a classic game that we all know and love.
It's called Got Damned!
Yeah, y'all know.
And, I'm not even, uh, qualified to explain the rules to you.
This is how intense this game is.
We had to hire a refer-Eman, man, man, man.
Thank you, Nick.
Couple of rules here.
Two shakeys and you're out.
Take too long and you're gone.
Stay in your lane,
respect the roasters, and most importantly...
[all] Respect the ref.
That is me. Okay.
Old School step up, New School step up.
I need you here.
Old School, give me Big Mack, I need you here.
[cheering]
New School, give me Asad, I need you here. Asad.
I need you there.
[cheering]
[Nick] The young gunner.
-Big Mack, you're ready? -Yurr!
-Asad, you're ready? -Yeah.
Run the route!
Big Mack thought Ice Spice was seasoning.
[laughs]
That's crazy he say that, he look like Ice Spice's brother
the Ice Spice latte.
[laughs]
Uh, Big Mack use lemon pepper lube.
[laughs]
Asad look like Nick Cannon in Roll Bounce.
[laughs]
Uh, Big Mack thought Good Burger was a documentary.
[laughs]
This is what Lil Saint would've looked like
if he would've made it to the end of the movie.
[laughs]
[whistle blows]
One shaky.
Uh, Big Mack takes a shot of insulin before he eats [bleep].
[laughs]
Asad look like Maxwell
when he was doing all that [bleep] dancing on the stage.
[whistle blows]
Two shakeys. You, out!
[all] Got Damned!
[ding]
Old school! Give me Javen, I need you here.
[cheering]
New School give me SleazyWorld Go,
I need you here.
-Sleazy, you ready? -I'm ready.
-Javen, you ready? -I am.
Run the route!
On first dates, you look like
you ask girls,
"So what's your favorite gun for real?"
You know what I'm saying?
Respectfully though, respectfully, respectfully.
Everybody give it up for Nick Cannon,
if love did cost a thing.
[audience] Ooh!
Okay. It's because people like you
that Ja Morant can't get his shit together.
[audience] Ooh!
Respectfully.
[laughs]
I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie.
You can tell y'all related with them fat-ass,
long-ass shoes y'all got on.
[Nick] They come with big [bleep]!
[laughs]
In third grade, he punched his teacher in the face
'cause she asked him to read out loud.
[laughs]
Respectfully, though.
Respectfully. Totally respectfully.
He's like, "That's true, that really happened."
-[whistle blows] -Hey, hold on.
You, out!
[all] Got Damned!
[Nick] Respectfully, though. Respectfully.
Give me Tami and Jazz, I need you here.
[cheering]
[C. King] You good, you good.
Who else but the boss? Nick, I need you here.
That's where I want ya!
-Boss, you're ready? -Yeah.
-Tami and Jazz, are you ready? -Yeah.
Run the route!
Jazz, I know this is an awkward time to say this,
but I don't know if your mama told you,
I could have been your daddy.
[laughter]
You remember!
[Jazz] Alright, alright, look.
You know what, Nick? You a great dad.
You remind me of mine.
Not around on holidays,
and can't remember my name half the time.
[laughter]
[Jazz] I'm being honest.
Uh, that was some heat. Yo, yo, y'all remember,
uh, the rap group Salt-N-Pepa?
-Yeah. -Y'all give it up for, uh,
Cinnamon-N-Old Bay.
-Ooh! -[laughs]
That's my old bae right there.
Nick! I believe that you do love Black women,
even though you don't date none of us.
[audience] Woah!
I love Black women, ask your mama.
-Oh! -[laughter]
[whistle blows]
Well, technically you already said that joke before
so, you two, out!
-Uh! -[Nick] Give me-give me that.
Be fair, be fair, be fair.
No, I got you. Is my check still good?
-Yeah, you're still... -You, out!
[all] Got Damned!
[ding]
D-Wrek, who won, man?
I got to give it to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School!
-They bodied y'all. -We got more game to play.
Everybody on their feet!
D-Wrek, take us out.
[hip-hop music playing]
I only came to meet Nick and get up my clout.
This don't help my streams at all.
So, Mom, you ready to head out?
[laughter and cheering]
[hip-hop music playing]
[audience] Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n!
[Nick] Spin it out, D-Wrek.
ATL, make some noise.
[cheering]
It's turning out to be a classic episode of Wild 'N Out
because the New School got SleazyWorld Go over there
and Tami and Jazz.
[cheering]
But right now, it's anybody's game,
'cause it's time for the bonus round, and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
Oh yeah. You know what it is, freestyle rapping.
But here on Wild 'N Out, we focus on the jokes
so each good punch line is worth one point
added to your total score.
So, you ready, Jazz, Tami, Sleazy?
-[Jazz] Let's get it. -Old School, step up.
New School, step up.
[cheering]
[Nick beatboxing]
-[rap beat playing] -[all] Wildstyle! Wildstyle!
♪♪ Where Conceited go? I think that Charlie ate him ♪♪
♪♪ You so big, you not Clips, you the entire compilation ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, I'm big stepping, when you and your chick sexing ♪♪
♪♪ It's like Vine 'cause Clips only lastin' six seconds ♪♪
-[audience] Ooh! -[ding]
♪♪ Six seconds, hi kids, my name is Frak ♪♪
♪♪ You know where I live, I don't drive a car ♪♪
♪♪ So my friend is gonna let me drive his ♪♪
♪♪ All I do is kiss dogs in the mouth and got like five kids ♪♪
♪♪ And the whole time [bleep] thinking about fried ribs ♪♪
-[laughs] -[ding]
♪♪ Frak ♪♪
♪♪ Charlie tried to rap, do y'all even remember him? ♪♪
♪♪ He's doing his imitation of his favorite food, M&M's ♪♪
♪♪ Every time Big Mack and you, you not a reality ♪♪
♪♪ I'm battling Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ♪♪
-[ding] -[D-Wrek laughs]
♪♪ Big Mack, whenever you sit down, you get stuck ♪♪
♪♪ Because the way you built ♪♪
♪♪ Your back also look like a butt ♪♪
♪♪ You're the hunch body of Notre Lame ♪♪
♪♪ I see in your eyes, only thing you go wildstyle on ♪♪
♪♪ Is animal fries ♪♪
-[laughs] -[ding]
[Big Mack] Hold on.
♪♪ You dance like a white guy ♪♪
♪♪ That's something I can't pretend, though ♪♪
♪♪ [bleep] Mario, I'm Sega, I don't play Nintendo ♪♪
♪♪ Your whole rap was a bore, yo ♪♪
♪♪ Every time I see you, the only thing I can think of ♪♪
♪♪ Is DiGiorno ♪♪
-[laughs] -[ding]
♪♪ Alright, Big Mack you mad fat and lazy ♪♪
♪♪ Papa Johns said the N word and you was like ♪♪
♪♪ Daddy, you crazy ♪♪
-[laughs] -[ding]
[Nick laughing]
Hey, DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
[beat stops]
So look, it's my first time on Wild 'N Out.
You know I had to show out, but half of y'all TV rappers,
so does this even count?
-[audience] Whoa! -And-and battle rappers...
We know your album sales would never sell out.
So I only came to meet Nick and get up my clout.
This don't help my streams at all.
So, Mom, you ready to head out?
-[cheering] -[ding]
[cheering]
[Nick] At least she wanted to meet me.
See you later, bye. Bye-bye.
She said she came here just to meet me,
so I'm glad she finally met her real daddy.
[cheering]
D-Wrek, let them know who won.
I gotta give it to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
[cheering]
Yo, they came to play...
We got-we're gonna give it to you SleazyWorld,
give it to Tami, but I think we got to hand this
over to Jazz real quick.
[cheering]
She came and bodied the whole squad.
[Clips] I'ma get you, Jazz! I'ma get you!
Jazz, what you wanna say to the people?
I'm just glad to be here.
[laughs]
Everybody on their feet. Turn your TVs up!
And make some noise for SleazyWorld Go!
-[hip-hop music playing] -[cheering]
♪♪ What they want from me? ♪♪
♪♪ What they ♪♪
♪♪ What they really want from a... ♪♪
♪♪ What the... these --- want from me, huh? ♪♪
♪♪ What they really want from a... ♪♪
♪♪ I gotta chase a --- ♪♪
♪♪ Huh, what they really want from a... ♪♪
♪♪ What they ♪♪
♪♪ What they want from me? ♪♪
♪♪ What they really want from a... ♪♪
♪♪ What they want from me? What they want from me? ♪♪
♪♪ Two twos, two fives, three eighties, nine ♪♪
♪♪ Forties, four fives, new jeans, all kinds ♪♪
♪♪ Choppas and K's, these go both ways... ♪♪
[musical flourish]
♪♪ Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! Wild'n! ♪♪
[hip-hop musical flourish]