[Nick] This is Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out,
the home of freestyle comedy
and Battle of the Sexes.
Starring Captain Shenseea,
with special guest Markell Washington.
Let's wild out.
[audience chanting] Wild 'n! Wild 'n!
All right, y'all, I need everybody up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air, make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[audience cheering, chanting]
[chanting continues] Wild 'n! Wild 'n! Wild 'n!
-[record screeches] -Wild 'N Out, make some noise.
[cheering]
Twenty-one and up, y'all. Give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
Twenty-one and up. Wassup, y'all? Wassup?
Y'all keep it going for the Wild 'N Out goddesses.
-[audience cheering] -[Nick] Thank you, ladies.
It's a very special episode, y'all.
It's the Battle of the Sexes!
[audience cheering]
Y'all give it up for the fellas!
[audience cheering]
Santwon, Conceited.
My boy, Mojo Brookzz. Hitman Holla.
Bobb'e J. And y'all make some noise
for Markell Washington, TikTok superstar!
Y'all make some noise for the ladies.
[audience cheering]
Courtney Bee.
Justina Valentine. Maddy with the fatty.
Rynia, I see you.
Jessie Woo. Pretty Vee!
Or Mash. We see you, we see you.
The queen I'm about to bring out here
is Grammy-nominated,
she know how to make them hits,
and she one of the most gorgeous
and beautiful queens on the planet.
Y'all make some noise for Shenseea!
[audience cheering, yelling]
She ready too.
It's the Battle of the Sexes.
You gonna hold it down for your species?
Be real. You know we got it.
-Yeah. -Now, we know...
the most powerful entity on the planet.
But y'all about to lose, you know that, right?
No, no, we the best. Don't play with us.
[groans] Oh.
Don't play with them.
Y'all make some noise for Shenseea one time.
About to get to it. Y'all ready for this first game?
[audience] Yeah!
Now, since we got a true dancehall queen in the building
who knows how to, uh, wine and move,
we might as well play a game we all love.
A dance game.
It's called "Eat That Ass Up!"
-[all chanting] Eat that ass up! -What?
-Eat that ass up! -Let's go!
-Eat that ass up! -Both teams, step up!
-Eat that ass up! -[Nick] Ladies, step up.
-Fellas, step up. -Eat that ass up!
-Keep sayin'!
-Eat that ass up! -D-Wrek got some dance titles.
We gotta make 'em up right here on the spot.
The team with the best dances wins the game.
-Let's go. -Eat that ass up!
Do "The This Weed is Strong."
-Oh! -Eat that ass up!
-Oh!
Eat that ass up!
-[counter dings] -Eat that ass up!
-Let's go!
Eat that ass up!
-Eat that ass up! -Uh-huh.
-Eat that ass up! -[counter dings]
-Uh! Eat that ass up! Let's go! -Eat that ass up!
Eat that ass up!
-Do "The Collection Plate." -Eat that ass up!
-Uh-huh.
Eat that ass up!
-Eat that ass up! -[counter dings]
Eat that ass up!
-Eat that ass up! -Let's go!
Eat that ass up!
-[counter dings] -Eat that ass up!
Eat that ass up!
-Do "The Baby Is Yours." -Eat that ass up!
Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
-Eat that ass up! -[counter dings]
I feel judged. I feel judged.
Do "The Wine Up."
Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
-Eat that ass up! -[counter dings]
-Eat that ass up! -Eat that ass up! Let's go!
-Eat that ass up! -Do "The Battery Is Dead."
Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
-[counter dings] -Eat that ass up!
-[laughter]
-Eat that ass up! -Damn!
Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
-[buzzer] -Eat that ass up!
-Do "The Batty Drop."
Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
-Hey, hey, hey! -Eat that ass up!
-[grunts] -[cheering]
-[counter dinging] -[cheering]
Yo, DJ D-Wrek, make some sense out of this, man.
Yo, the ladies killed that one. Make some noise
for the ladies, y'all!
[cheering]
Shenseea and the queens came to play.
We got a lot more games. Everybody on they feet.
D-Wrek, take us out.
[all chanting] Wild 'n! Wild 'n! Wild 'n!
[overlapping chatter]
Mm! [groans]
Yeah, she-- She passed the smell test.
Nah, hell no. The other one.
The other one.
[audience cheering]
[all chanting] Wild 'n! Wild 'n! Wild 'n!
-[music stops] -Wild 'N Out, make some noise.
[cheering]
This is The Battle of the Sexes.
And holding down as the captain is the queen over there,
Shenseea. Give it up for her.
[audience cheering]
-[exclaiming] -It's time to play
a classic Wild 'N Out game called "Talking Spit."
[audience whooping, cheering]
We gonna have some Wild 'N Out goddesses
bring some chairs, some buckets,
and of course some water. Shenseea, it's very easy.
All we gotta do is come up here and hold our water.
Team that makes you spit the most wins the game.
-D-Wrek, we ready? -Y'all ready?
[audience cheering] Yeah!
All right, go ahead and fill your mouths up with water.
Wild out.
Mm-mm.
-Stay strong. Stay strong. -Come on, Hit.
They always want me to come
and flirt with them pretty girls.
I got way more talent than that though,
-you know what I'm sayin'? -Well, do it once, then, bro.
One time for the one time.
All right, bet.
I ain't gonna lie. You look like you smell good as hell.
-Can I come smell you? -Mm-hmm.
[audience cheering]
Mm! [groans]
Yeah, she-- She passed the smell test.
Nah, hell no. The other one.
-The other one. -[laughter]
Mm! [spits]
[counter dings]
[cheering]
Shenseea is so bad.
Like, it's insane.
And one thing about her, Nick, is that she's bisexual.
And I'm bisexual too.
I [bleep] real men like Nick.
And I [bleep] bitches like Conceited.
-[laughter] -So, basically,
-I'll try anything once. -[counter dings]
Y'all, quiet down.
Y'all...
Shenseea from Jamaica.
Kingston, Clarendon, beautiful.
Spit the water out your mouth
before I tell Immigration you're here workin'.
[laughter]
She's dribblin'.
[buzzer]
Let's go, Or!
Shut the [bleep] up. Shut the [bleep] up.
-Let's go! -Bitch, shut the [bleep] up.
-Uh-uh, Skinny Minaj. -"Skinny"--
If I'm Skinny Minaj, you Doja Fat, bitch.
-Oh! -[laughter]
-Oh! -[counter dings]
[Courtney Bee] I'm on your team, bitch.
[laughter]
[in Jamaican accent] Hello, Nicholas.
They call me Bob from Jamaica.
It's my Jamaican alter-ego.
I tell you a couple knock-knock jokes.
Okay, I need crowd participation.
I need your help.
So, knock, knock.
[audience] Who's there?
Nana.
[audience] Nana who?
Nana your goddamn business, now just open the door.
That one didn't work?
I got another one.
-Knock, knock. -[audience] Who's there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you still asking me questions?
Open the goddamn door!
[laughter]
-[buzzer] -Somethin' was off. Don't know.
[audience whooping, cheering]
Thank you. Thank you, guys. Love y'all.
Hey, Nick. So here's the thing. I'm a shape-shifter, y'all.
Just give me-- Give me one second.
I'ma shape-shift into my girl Or Mash over here, okay?
Just give me one second. Give me one second.
Ooh. Ooh.
-Hey, Nick! -[laughter]
-My name is Or Mash! -[counter dings]
-I guess you've never guessed. -Shut the [bleep] up.
-Shut the [bleep] up! -Hey, Nick!
Bitch, how you gonna shape-shift?
You ain't got no shape.
What the [bleep]?
You look-- you look like Ariana without the Grande, bitch.
-What the [bleep]? -[laughing]
Just double the toxicity.
[speaking in Jamaican accent indistinctly]
Shenseea. Very bad girl.
Nicholas, my love-yum.
But Shenseea... [indistinct] got her own tings.
Yes, all right.
So, Shenseea got a song out now called "Curious."
-Mm-hmm. -So... so how 'bout this, Nick?
Me, you, Shenseea.
-In the backroom right now. -[Shenseea] Mm!
Curious, I go on. Let's go...
Let's go, girl. Spit your water out.
[counter dinging]
Y'all make some noise for Shenseea
for being such a good sport.
D-Wrek, who won?
Nick, you spit the most so the ladies win.
Make some noise for the ladies, y'all!
It's the Battle of the Sexes.
We got more game to play.
Shenseea's in the building. Everybody on they feet.
D-Wrek, take us out.
[all chanting] Wild 'n! Wild 'n! Wild 'n!
♪♪ Jack be nimble Jack be quick ♪♪
♪♪ You're movin' too fast on my candlestick ♪♪
-Hey! -♪♪ Jack be nimble ♪♪
-♪♪ Jack be quick ♪♪ -Pull up!
♪♪ You're movin' too fast on my candlestick ♪♪
♪♪ You're movin' too fast and you know I ain't slippin' ♪♪
♪♪ You know I love when you jerk my chicken ♪♪
-Hey! -[laughter]
[audience cheering]
[all chanting] Wild 'n! Wild 'n! Wild 'n!
Wild 'n! Wild 'n!
-Wild 'n! Wild 'n! Wild 'n! -[music stops]
Welcome back to Wild 'N Out. The Battle of the Sexes!
You stay lit. They doin' their thing.
Y'all make some noise for the queens over there.
[audience cheering]
The royalty captain, Shenseea, over there.
[audience whooping, cheering]
She gonna put a little Caribbean dancehall
spin on a game we call "Remix."
[audience whooping, cheering]
Give me all, like, some nursery rhymes
or somethin' that we grew up with
or that we sing to our kids.
[overlapping chatter]
We do "Humpty Dumpty" all the damn time.
I like that one. I sing that to my kids all the time.
"Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Yo, y'all got that?
-"Itsy Bitsy Spider"? -[overlapping shouts]
Oh, oh. Bet, bet. I got that.
"Jack Be Nimble." We can do that.
-That's a good one. -[audience cheering]
[D-Wrek] You got six seconds. Five...
four, three, two, one.
-All right, fellas. -We got it.
-Thought it was "Ladies first"? -Ladies first!
-Why can't they go first?
-Nah, no, no. -Ladies first.
So you know how the number goes, it goes.
"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick."
"Jack jumped over the candlestick."
-Yeah. -[in Jamaican accent] So...
So we're gonna do the Jamaican version
since there's no Jamaican version done before.
Yeah!
Yo, DJ, forward the track back one time.
-[horn blares, music starts] -Hands up! Let's go.
♪♪ Jack be nimble Jack be quick ♪♪
♪♪ You're movin' too fast on my candlestick ♪♪
-Hey! -♪♪ Jack be nimble ♪♪
-♪♪ Jack be quick ♪♪ -Pull up!
♪♪ You're movin' too fast on my candlestick ♪♪
♪♪ You're movin' too fast and you know I ain't slippin' ♪♪
♪♪ You know I love when you jerk my chicken ♪♪
♪♪ Pretty Vee and Justina both hella thick ♪♪
♪♪ But I'm lookin' for a brother with a real big wick ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, I can't lie I'm in my dirty wine ♪♪
♪♪ Coming every time I do my dirty wine ♪♪
♪♪ Hey! Coming every time ♪♪
♪♪ What you're gonna find I do my dirty wine ♪♪
♪♪ Jack be nimble Jack be quick ♪♪
♪♪ You're movin' too fast on my candlestick ♪♪
♪♪ Jack be nimble Jack be quick ♪♪
♪♪ You're movin' too fast on my candlestick ♪♪
♪♪ Slow down because I'm tempted to touch ♪♪
♪♪ Slow down ♪♪
♪♪ Before me bust, bust, bust, bust ♪♪
♪♪ Slow down because I'm tempted to touch ♪♪
♪♪ Slow down ♪♪
♪♪ Before me bust, bust, bust, bust ♪♪
-[counter dinging] -Lights up! Lights up!
Lights up! Lights up!
-[audience cheering] -Hey!
-All right. -Settle down.
♪♪ Slow down because I'm tempted to touch ♪♪
♪♪ Slow down ♪♪
♪♪ Before I bust, bust, bust, bust ♪♪
Ladies, wild out.
-All right. -[overlapping chatter]
Give it up for our opening act,
-Sisqo and the Dirty Thongs. -Yeah!
-Okay. -They did their best.
Drop that beat, D-Wrek.
-[horn blares, music plays] -[Justina chuckles]
Ladies, if you haven't been getting the [bleep] right
from the fellas,
you need to switch over to the ladies, okay?
-You feel me? -Yeah!
-It go... -Here we go.
♪♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪♪
♪♪ From my hos and from my bros ♪♪
♪♪ Head, shoulders ♪♪
-♪♪ Knees, and toes ♪♪ -Yeah!
♪♪ From my hos and from my bros ♪♪
♪♪ I like head ♪♪
♪♪ From my hos and my bros ♪♪
♪♪ I am not picky ♪♪
♪♪ We need head ♪♪
♪♪ From my hos and from my bros ♪♪
♪♪ I am not picky ♪♪
♪♪ Okay, Maddy, you know I keep it bad ♪♪
♪♪ She know how to [bleep] because she has one ♪♪
♪♪ You know I love it when you lick it up, Papi ♪♪
-♪♪ Jamaican girl like ♪♪ -♪♪ Yeah, yeah ♪♪
♪♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪♪
♪♪ From my hos and from my bros ♪♪
-♪♪ We need head, oh ♪♪ -♪♪ Head, shoulders ♪♪
♪♪ Knees, and toes ♪♪ -♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
♪♪ From my hos and from my bros ♪♪
♪♪ Uh-huh, yeah, run, bad girl ♪♪
♪♪ Body good, yeah extension ♪♪
♪♪ Hey! Everybody ♪♪
♪♪ Hey! Body good ♪♪
♪♪ Yeah, extension ♪♪
♪♪ Lick it, lick it, lick it, lick it, lick it, lick it up ♪♪
-[counter dinging] -♪♪ Lick it, lick it up ♪♪
[overlapping rapping]
-All right. -All right, all right.
-Let's-- -♪♪ Lick it, lick it up ♪♪
Let's do it the right way
and bring out a Wild 'N Out goddess
to help us deliberate.
Y'all make some noise for Katie-Anne one time.
What up, ATL?
All right, let's hear it for the fellas.
[scattered cheering]
♪♪ Slow down... ♪♪
Tough choice. All right, now let's hear it for the ladies.
[loud cheering]
♪♪ Lick it, lick it, lick it, lick it, lick it, lick it up ♪♪
Go ahead and announce the winner.
We're gonna give it to the ladies, all right?
-[chuckles] -[cheering]
♪♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪♪
♪♪ From my hos and from my bros ♪♪
♪♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪♪
♪♪ From my hos and from my bros ♪♪
-♪♪ I say, hey! ♪♪ -♪♪ Lick it, lick it up ♪♪
-Poor man. -♪♪ I watched your porn ♪♪
♪♪ While I was smokin' reefer ♪♪
♪♪ A rapper shooting porn ♪♪
♪♪ They should call him [bleep] Khalifa ♪♪
♪♪ Guy's so short, I think he's part-elf ♪♪
♪♪ Don't drink good liquor ♪♪
♪♪ Can't reach top-shelf ♪♪
-Whoa! -Whoa!
[audience cheering]
[all chanting] Wild 'n! Wild 'n! Wild 'n!
Wild 'n! Wild 'n!
Wild 'n! Wild 'n! Wild 'n!
[music stops]
Battle of the Sexes!
-Make some noise! -[cheering]
Wild 'n Out, we getting it in.
We got the queen, Shenseea, over there.
[audience cheering]
And it's time for the bonus round.
And it's called the...
[all] "Wildstyle!"
Oh, yeah, freestyle rapping, but here in Wild 'N Out,
you know we focus on them jokes so each funny punchline
is, uh, gonna be one point added to your total score.
So it's anybody's game.
Fellas, step up. Ladies, step up.
[audience cheering]
D-Wrek, let's get to it.
[beatboxing]
-[all] ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ -Yeah!
-♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ -Yeah.
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
-[Nick] Hook me up.
♪♪ Shenseea ♪♪
♪♪ Who got the keys to my Bimma? ♪♪
♪♪ You and I can make a baby in the back seat ♪♪
All right. Yeah.
-♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ -Let's see.
♪♪ I know havin' all them kids ♪♪
♪♪ Must have you low on your bread ♪♪
♪♪ So have you ever thought about just givin' [bleep] ♪♪
[laughter]
♪♪ Yo, Hitman Holla I do what I want ♪♪
♪♪ Seein' Wildstyle, you got a bunch of do's and don'ts ♪♪
♪♪ So you know the show's blazin' ♪♪
♪♪ I gotta tell your ass one more time ♪♪
♪♪ That you smell amazing I just... ♪♪
-♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ -[counter dings]
-♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ -[Or Mash] Hey, yo.
♪♪ I'm from the Middle East that's why I got no fear ♪♪
♪♪ The only thing bombing is your rap career ♪♪
-Really? -♪♪ I was a sniper ♪♪
♪♪ In the Army for years ♪♪
♪♪ So when you see that red dot ♪♪
♪♪ That mean Or Mash is near ♪♪
-[whooping] -[counter dings]
Or Mash.
♪♪ I watched your porn ♪♪
♪♪ While I was smoking reefer ♪♪
♪♪ A rapper shooting porn ♪♪
♪♪ They should call him [bleep] Khalifa ♪♪
♪♪ Guys' so short, I think he's part-elf ♪♪
♪♪ Don't drink good liquor ♪♪
♪♪ Can't reach top-shelf ♪♪
-Oh! -Whoa!
[counter dings]
-♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ -[Or Mash] Hey!
♪♪ Hey, yo, Or Mash You in my zone safe ♪♪
♪♪ And you dress like a ghetto-ass iPhone case ♪♪
-[counter dings] -Okay, okay.
Okay, let me tell you something. First of all...
♪♪ My body shape like a hourglass is ♪♪
♪♪ Your body, Sour Patch Kid ♪♪
-[laughter] -[counter dings]
[Justina] Okay.
♪♪ Wildstyle, yo! ♪♪
♪♪ Don't get it twisted ♪♪
♪♪ You know I got the flyest of queens ♪♪
♪♪ How you Hitman Holla? Can't make me scream ♪♪
♪♪ And you, keep it cute again ♪♪
♪♪ Lid up, you fake Raz-B ♪♪
♪♪ You the reason that B2K went and split up ♪♪
♪♪ And, Markell, I can tell that you powin' ♪♪
♪♪ You and Santwon together ♪♪
♪♪ That's Brokeback Mountain ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause y'all always movin' with sass ♪♪
♪♪ This whole section over here ♪♪
♪♪ Smell like K-Y Jelly and ass ♪♪
♪♪ And Nick, I got nothin' bad to say ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause you're the reason that we all ♪♪
♪♪ Gettin' back today ♪♪
♪♪ So, uh, that means we really love you ♪♪
♪♪ To the moon-moon ♪♪
♪♪ But, Nick, you can't get ♪♪
♪♪ My boom-boom ♪♪
-[counter dinging] -[audience cheering]
Y'all make some noise for Markell Washington.
Dude coming through and making sure we lit.
[audience whooping, cheering]
D-Wrek, let them know who won.
Yo, it was no contest whatsoever.
Give it up for the ladies, y'all!
[whooping, cheering]
Shenseea came through.
Took the comedy championship belt.
Period. Thank you.
[audience cheering]
-Ohh... -So...
What do you wanna say to the people at home, queen?
I wanna say a big up to my country, Jamaica.
You know, the bad girl, they up on stage,
representing.
Yeah!
I hope that she said she about to perform.
I hope that's what she said.
Everybody on their feet, turn your TVs up,
and make some noise for Shenseea!
-[cheering] -[Shenseea] Hey!
Y'all ready to have some fun?
Are you ready for wine?
Let me see your wine now, ladies.
Jump!
♪♪ Met a bad gyal by the name a Tammy ♪♪
♪♪ How she put it in reverse on the beat ♪♪
♪♪ Gyal ya body bad like danger ♪♪
♪♪ I want flavor with no chaser ♪♪
♪♪ I say if u freaky, you can link up with me ♪♪
♪♪ Take it easy and don’t rush Be discreet ♪♪
♪♪ Is a private likkle party ♪♪
♪♪ Bad bitches in a short up shorts only ♪♪
♪♪ Type a tings make me curious ♪♪
-Sure. - ♪♪ Can't control this feeling ♪♪
♪♪ But I like it ♪♪
♪♪ Watching you for a minute... ♪♪
Yo! Wild 'N Out, can you feel it?
♪♪ You da one I wanna feel it ♪♪
♪♪ Sometimes I'm curious ♪♪
♪♪ Too many girls in da party ♪♪
♪♪ Too many shots I need a driver ♪♪
♪♪ I gotta find her ♪♪
Ladies!
♪♪ All gyal freaky, freaky, freaky ♪♪
♪♪ Dat gyal freaky, freaky, freaky ♪♪
♪♪ Shenyeng freaky, freaky, freaky ♪♪
♪♪ Have dem a wonder who a teach me ♪♪
♪♪ Say dem love how me freaky, freaky, freaky ♪♪
♪♪ Legs go over me head me freaky, freaky ♪♪
[theme song playing]