[announcer] This is Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out.
The home of freestyle comedy and the battle
of the Old School versus the New School.
Starring captain Mariah the Scientist.
Let's wild out.
[cheering and applause]
Alright, y'all, I need everybody up out their seats.
Put your hands in the air
and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon.
[cheering and applause]
[audience chanting] Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
[music stops]
Atlanta, make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
We super lit. We all the way up.
Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
What's happenin'?
There it is. And since we're on that high frequency,
y'all make some noise for the Wild 'N Out goddesses.
[cheering and applause]
This is the home of freestyle comedy.
Two teams battling head to head to see who's the funniest.
And I got a feelin' it's gonna be my team
'cause I be cheatin'.
Y'all give it up for the Old School!
[cheering and applause]
Emman Hudson,
Justina Valentine,
King Cannon,
Tyler the Great,
Radio Big Mack, and Hitman Holla.
We ready to get to it.
Y'all give it up for Team New School.
[cheering and applause]
[Nick] Santwon, Courtney Bee,
Mojo Brookzz, C. King,
Big Morgan,
and Frak one time.
Yo, we got... Y'all got a hell of a team over there.
And we got a queen in the building.
Not only is she the team captain but she's also performing.
Y'all give it up for Mariah the Scientist.
[cheering and applause]
-How you doing? -Good, how you doing?
Now, this your second time here. Last time you was virtual.
Now you're here in the flesh.
We ready to get to it?
-Yes. I am. -Tell her I said hi, Nick.
Hitman said hi.
-We said hey. -But she ready to work.
Y'all give it up for Mariah the Scientist one time.
So Mariah seems so shy, but you know what?
For this first game you ain't got to do much.
It's a classic, it's called Talkin' Spit.
[cheering and applause]
We're gonna have some Wild 'N Out goddesses
bring out some chairs, towels, and of course some water.
And we're gonna let the team members try
to make us laugh so hard that we spit the water out.
And the team that makes you spit the most wins the game.
Wild 'N Out, y'all ready?
-[audience cheering] -Mariah!
Please do us the honor, queen.
[cheering and applause]
Okay, we're gonna start this off with the New School.
So, New School, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
[Courtney Bee] Them tight-ass leggings.
Hey, stink.
What's up, Nick?
Hey Nick, I'm happy you brought her on, man.
I was gonna try to shoot my shot at her, man.
I realized she was young.
I don't [bleep] with them young girls, though.
Them girls 25 and under...
They're disrespectful.
They talk to you any kind of way.
Real talk. This girl called me the other night.
She's 23, called me talkin' about, "I need you to get up.
Come over here and come [bleep] my coochie."
I said, "You can't talk to me like that.
I'm doin' good in life. I'm on Wild 'N Out.
You know I'm a good father. I take care of my kids."
She's gonna say, "You know what? Don't even worry about it.
Somebody else is knockin' at my door."
I said, "[bleep], that's me."
[laughter]
"Would you like your ass [bleep] as well, while I'm here?"
[laughter and applause]
[cheering and applause]
Let's go! Come on!
[scat singing]
[laughter]
Ah!
[speaking gibberish]
[laughter]
[bell dings]
[laughter and applause]
It's a bad bitch alert! It's a bad bitch alert!
[Emman] Ouch, ooh, ouch.
Ouch, ooch.
That ain't me, that's the ground.
[laughter]
Nick, you better not [bleep] spit unless I tell you to.
Emman, you bastard.
It's why you got a tall face, [bleep] boy.
[laughter]
Alright.
Hey, Big [bleep] Nick, how you doin'?
-[Courtney cackles] -[bell dings]
Nick, come on, let me get my joke out.
Goddamn.
Alright, so look. I just wanted
to, like, give you a visual of, like, what it's like...
when I go into my bedroom with my man.
You know what I'm sayin'?
I'm a sexy bitch.
You know, you seen my titties.
They real big, they sittin' up right now.
But when I take my bra off,
these motha[bleep] be hangin' like loose baby heads.
You know what I'm sayin'? Like loose baby heads, Nick.
[laughter]
[laughter and applause]
Yerrrp!
[cheering]
Nick, what up, bruh?
Mariah, what's up?
Love your dad.
Bill Nye is dope.
Um, so I know you and Thug got a thing goin' on.
You know what I mean?
And I'd never break up a happy home.
But I know you have a type.
Now, here's the thing.
I don't know if you wear his dresses.
I don't know if he wear your dresses.
But everybody up here tryin' to shoot their shot.
But it's all words.
I'm a man about action.
-[Hitman] Hey, bro. -And I know...
Hey, bro, what you 'bout to do, dawg?
Hey Mack, what you 'bout to do, Mack?
-[laughter and applause] -[bell dings]
[bell dings]
-[cheering and applause] -[bell dinging]
[Nick] What is happenin' in the middle?
I ain't gonna lie.
He dedicated. He went for it.
DJ D-Wrek,
who won that game, man?
Yo, Nick, you spit the most,
so the New School wins.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
Y'all make some noise for Mariah the Scientist.
She came to play. She won that one.
And Big Mack lost.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
[audience chanting] Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
♪♪ Everybody hush in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ I got the bottle, where the bubb in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Yo, these titties look kinda like Justina's ♪♪
♪♪ Aw, kick him out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
[audience chanting] Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
-[music stops] -Wild 'N Out, make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
We got Mariah the Scientist in the building.
[cheering and applause]
It's time to play Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
[cheering and applause]
Wild 'N Out, y'all ready?
[all] Yeah!
Turn up.
[funky beat plays]
♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
♪♪ Yo, it's freak thug in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ I want a free hug in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ You know that I'm the plug in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ I see a bug in the classroom ♪♪
-♪♪ Y'all lyin' like a rug ♪♪ -♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ And I just drew some jugs in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Tryna get snug in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ I mean mug in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ I don't give a [bleep] in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ You got some weed? I want a dub ♪♪
♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Ay yo, Big Mack, where the grub in the classroom? ♪♪
-♪♪ I got the weed, roll it up ♪♪ -♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ I don't give a [bleep] ♪♪
♪♪ I'm 'bout to shrug in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ You know I got it out the mud in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ I'm feelin' cozy, gettin' snug in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hitman, come get this little tug in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Everybody hush in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ I got the bottle, where the bubb in the classroom? ♪♪
♪♪ Yo, these titties look kinda like Justina's ♪♪
♪♪ Aw, kick him out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
-[beat plays] -♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Aw, kick him out the classroom ♪♪
I went blank. I went blank.
♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
♪♪ I'm 'bout to eat up in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Mess with me and you get beat up in the classroom ♪♪
-♪♪ I see you in the... ♪♪ -♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Aw, kick him out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
♪♪ Mariah, I wore a skirt up in the classroom ♪♪
Come on, now. That's nasty, man.
♪♪ Aw, kick him out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
♪♪ You cheerlead for Burger King in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ That was just mean, [bleep] ♪♪
♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Yo, I want some wings in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Burger King, I make it sting in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hitman, give me a ring in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ I thought I saw you drinkin' [bleep] in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ I'm leanin' off of Beam in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Me and Mariah is the dream in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Both of y'all come double-team in the classroom ♪♪
-[laughter] -♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
Somebody said Burger King, right?
♪♪ Aw, kick him out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
That was a hell of a game.
Y'all give it up for Mariah the Scientist.
-[cheering and applause] -She stayed in the whole time.
D-Wrek, who won?
Looks like the New School got
the most students kicked out the classroom
so the Old School wins. Make some noise for 'em, y'all.
We came to play. It's a lot more game on the way.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
[audience chanting] Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
I got my period.
You had me fly you all the way out here
and you're on your period?
What I'm supposed to do?
You know what? We gonna go on ahead and lay these towels down.
Go ahead. DJ D-Wrek...
-drop the beat. -You so nasty. Ew.
[cheering and applause]
[audience chanting] Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
[music stops]
Wild 'N Out, make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
We in the A all day.
Hey, y'all gotta make some noise for Mariah the Scientist.
[cheering and applause]
We came to play. We havin' a good time.
And as we know...
Mariah is an amazing R&B superstar.
We know that, right? She got hits.
[cheering and applause]
So that's why we gotta play a classic game
that I know she's gonna excel in.
It's called R&Beef.
Yeah. Y'all ready?
[cheering and applause]
So it's gonna be up to y'all.
So we're gonna need some topics, some problems,
some issues that we can sing about.
Go ahead and start screaming some [bleep] out.
-What y'all-- -[D-Wrek] What...
-[shouting] -[Nick] "Dirty [bleep]"?
"Pregnancies"?
Is y'all... is it... I got-I got the spidey senses.
Matter of fact, I know it's probably
that time of the month right now, huh?
I can feel it.
See, that's how good I am. I can just sense it.
Matter of fact, I'ma give y'all that time of the month.
-Okay. -"That time of the month."
[Nick] Y'all work with that. See what y'all can come up with.
I need some more.
Give me somethin' else, give me somethin' else.
[audience shouting]
[D-Wrek] Black women? What about Black women?
We love Black women.
Black women ain't never a problem.
Matter of fact, all my independent Black women
make some noise.
-[cheering and applause] -That got they own jobs,
they own cars, they own cribs.
We want that.
Okay. Women who go get their own [bleep].
-Let's do it. Okay. -[Nick] D-Wrek.
Okay, we gonna start with the New School.
So, New School, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
-[Courtney] Babe. -What?
I got my period.
You had me fly you all the way out here,
and you on your period?
You know what? You know what?
We gonna go on ahead and lay these towels down.
Go ahead. DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
-You so nasty. Ew. -[music starts]
♪♪ When I see that yellow I never slow it down ♪♪
♪♪ Smash that gas and it's straight to Pound Town ♪♪
♪♪ I'm runnin' that red light ♪♪
-♪♪ I'm runnin' that red light ♪♪ -♪♪ Ooh, you so nasty ♪♪
-♪♪ I'm runnin' that red light ♪♪ -♪♪ Ain't no stoppin' for me ♪♪
♪♪ It's gotta be somebody then it's gonna be me ♪♪
♪♪ And just like Moses I'ma part the Red Sea ♪♪
♪♪ My man flew in town so I ain't got time to waste ♪♪
♪♪ I'ma let him put his noodle in my tomato paste ♪♪
♪♪ Baby, I don't care if you got that [bleep] stuff ♪♪
♪♪ But I said "What's happenin'?" ♪♪
♪♪ She was like, "My ketchup" ♪♪
♪♪ She don't think I'm gonna hit it ♪♪
♪♪ I said, "That's deliriousness" ♪♪
♪♪ She said, "Baby, will you hit it?" ♪♪
♪♪ I told her, "Period, sis" ♪♪
♪♪ Runnin' that red light ♪♪
-You so nasty -♪♪ Runnin' that red light ♪♪
-♪♪ Ain't no stoppin' for me ♪♪
-We're makin' love. -You so nasty!
Oh my God.
-So, look-- -I ain't gonna lie to you.
Get these nasty-ass towels out of here.
Ladies, all my ladies, I need you to holler if you hear me,
'cause I need a man to support my lifestyle.
[cheering and applause]
I'm talking pay my bills!
See, that's y'all problem.
Y'all makin' all the money
and still got the nerve to ask us what we bring to the table.
What do you bring to the table, ladies?
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
[slow R&B music starts]
♪♪ Girl, this ain't no fable ♪♪
Oh no.
♪♪ I'm not payin' cable ♪♪
No, no.
-♪♪ And even though I'm able ♪♪ -[Nick] I'm able.
♪♪ She asked me what I bring to the table ♪♪
-♪♪ Just meat ♪♪ -♪♪ Just meat ♪♪
-But M-E-A-T. -♪♪ Just meat ♪♪
Hold on!
♪♪ Fancy cars and shoppin' sprees ♪♪
♪♪ Shoppin' sprees ♪♪
♪♪ You will not get that from me ♪♪
♪♪ That from me ♪♪
♪♪ Girl, I can be all you need ♪♪
♪♪ All you need ♪♪
♪♪ But the only thing I give is [bleep] ♪♪
♪♪ If we goin' half and you actin' pushy ♪♪
♪♪ Then you can only get half of this [bleep] ♪♪
-♪♪ Girl, what? ♪♪ -♪♪ Oh, you vegan, huh? ♪♪
♪♪ Girl, I don't care ♪♪
♪♪ I got that bread ♪♪
♪♪ Let me put my meat right there ♪♪
Yeah!
♪♪ Girl, this ain't no fable ♪♪
[Nick] It ain't no fable!
♪♪ I'm not payin' cable ♪♪
♪♪ I won't waste a bill on your bill ♪♪
-♪♪ And even though I'm able ♪♪ -Oh yeah, I'm able!
♪♪ She asked me what I bring to the table ♪♪
-♪♪ Just meat ♪♪ -♪♪ Just meat ♪♪
-[bell dings]
[overlapping verses]
Let's do it the right way
and bring out a Wild 'N Out goddess
to help us deliberate.
Y'all make some noise for Alisa.
[cheering and applause]
We're gonna let Atlanta decide.
So, let's give it up for the New School.
[cheering and applause]
♪♪ Runnin' that red light, runnin' that red light ♪♪
Alright, y'all, let's give it up for the Old School.
-[cheering and applause] -There it is. There it is.
-Come get this meat. -♪♪ This ain't no fable ♪♪
I think we're gonna give it to the Old School!
[cheering and applause]
Everybody on they feet.
-D-Wrek, take us out. -[music starts]
[audience chanting] Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
♪♪ You're corny, I can't even listen to you ♪♪
♪♪ If Charron was here he would be [bleep] on you ♪♪
♪♪ You said you had a leg up but you can't stand ♪♪
♪♪ I bet your grandpa created the Ku Klux Klan ♪♪
[audience] Oh!
[cheering and applause]
[audience chanting] Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
-[music stops] -Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
We got Mariah the Scientist in the building.
[cheering and applause]
We ready to get to it. It's time for the bonus round.
-And it's called the... -♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
Oh yeah, freestyle rappin'
but here at Wild 'N Out we focus on them jokes.
So each good punchline's gonna be one point added
to your total score.
You know how we do.
Mariah, you could go home with that comedy championship belt.
-And will. -[Nick] Okay.
Talk that talk, then. New School, step up.
Old School, step up.
DJ D-Wrek.
-[hip hop music starts] -♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
Justina!
♪♪ Mariah's dope, but the rest, I don't respect 'em ♪♪
♪♪ She a scientist, right, so I'ma go and dissect 'em ♪♪
♪♪ Mojo and Santwon, you know I had to rock 'em ♪♪
♪♪ I'm tryna figure out who's the top and who's the bottom ♪♪
♪♪ Courtney, you know I hit nothin' but net ♪♪
♪♪ If y'all had missionary sex you would crush him to death ♪♪
♪♪ And I'll take that guitar for ransom ♪♪
♪♪ And make your voice crack ♪♪
♪♪ Worse than Fergie singin' The National Anthem ♪♪
Oh!
I got 'em, hey.
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
-♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ -♪♪ Hey, Justina ♪♪
♪♪ You rap like you Black but you a racist Italian ♪♪
♪♪ Y'all got me battlin' frickin' MAGA Thee Stallion ♪♪
♪♪ I didn't recognize you without all those filters ♪♪
♪♪ Your body, GloRilla, face, Karlous Miller ♪♪
♪♪ I mean voice, Karlous Miller ♪♪
♪♪ Every time that I get it, man ♪♪
♪♪ She dress like a crystal meth crystal meth Pepsi can ♪♪
-Oh. -♪♪ Okay ♪♪
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
-♪♪ Okay, look ♪♪ -Get him.
♪♪ I thought it would be hella nice and hella tight ♪♪
♪♪ He make me look like Eminem and he Vanilla Ice ♪♪
♪♪ Don't make me have to hit the Chain Gang ♪♪
♪♪ To get him right ♪♪
♪♪ And hit up Nick and tell him to get him a flight ♪♪
♪♪ Back to from wherever the [bleep] you from ♪♪
♪♪ In any altercation I bet you would [bleep] run ♪♪
♪♪ You got a bum leg 'cause you are a [bleep] bum ♪♪
♪♪ I'm the Wildstyle queen so go and just get you some ♪♪
♪♪ My name's Frak and you know I spit this lyric ♪♪
♪♪ She gonna send me on a flight ♪♪
♪♪ Well, translation, I'll lift her spirit ♪♪
♪♪ Every time I spit it, man, you know this [bleep] is rough ♪♪
♪♪ Fool, she talkin' 'bout my boot I get a leg up on you ♪♪
♪♪ Every time you know I'm goin' out of my yard ♪♪
♪♪ It's not February but I'm pullin' Valentine's card ♪♪
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
♪♪ You're corny I can't even listen to you ♪♪
♪♪ If Charron was here he would be [bleep] on you ♪♪
♪♪ You said you had a leg up but you can't stand ♪♪
♪♪ I bet your grandpa created the Ku Klux Klan ♪♪
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
It's that white on white crime.
-[D-Wrek] Cut it? -Cut it.
Racist bars.
Hey Santwon, you too old to be shook like this.
You so gay that if your hair
could tell us what you was thinkin',
I bet it would look like this.
[audience reacts] Oh!
And, Courtney, it really feel like a little butter silk.
Between them thighs,
I bet it smell like buttermilk.
It smell good, [bleep].
And Frak, you act like you got the drop on me.
I would diss this white man
but I'm scared he gonna call the cops on me.
-Hold on, hold on, hold on. -[bell dinging]
DJ D-Wrek, who got the L?
The New School got the L.
-What?! -But the Old School wins.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
-Let's go! -[cheering and applause]
Sorry, Mariah. I feel like I'm always apologizing to a Mariah.
[laughter]
Y'all cheated us and I just wanna say that...
Talk to him.
You cheated.
I'ma give it to you anyway, queen.
Thank you.
[cheering and applause]
You deserve that.
It's freak thug over here.
Everybody on they feet!
Turn your TVs up
and we gonna do this for YSL.
Make some noise
for Mariah the Scientist!
[cheering]
♪♪ Said he callin' from Atlanta, say he miss me ♪♪
-You know! -♪♪ Well, well, well ♪♪
♪♪ Guess he better send that private out to get me ♪♪
♪♪ Expect this to be a long, cold winter ♪♪
♪♪ You... with a stone-cold sinner ♪♪
♪♪ ...with me, you got no regrets ♪♪
♪♪ ...on me, you know I do it best ♪♪
♪♪ ...on you, only want the neck ♪♪
♪♪ I know how it goes ♪♪
♪♪ Say he fall in love every time he kiss me ♪♪
♪♪ Well, well, well ♪♪
[dramatic music playing]
[theme music playing]
[musical flourish]