(Nick Cannon) The battle is reborn.
When the lights come up and the beat drops,
we can't be stopped.
This is where the Old School meets the New School
because united we wild out.
On this episode Fivio Foreign
is brave enough to join the fight.
- Downloading team captain and performer Fivio Foreign.
(Nick) The future is lit, you ready?
It's time to wild out.
- ♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
(DJ D-Wrek) Everybody on your feet.
hands together and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
(cheering and applause)
- ♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
Y'all gotta give it up for my man 50 grand,
we go way back like car seats, DJ D-Wrek!
(cheers and applause) - How y'all doing?
How y'all doing? How y'all doing?
- Way back!
We ain't got no more girls,
we got "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses, y'all.
Y'all make some noise for 'em.
The world has changed, but we haven't.
And I'm the captain of the Old School!
(cheers and applause)
Justina Valentine, Mimi,
Jacob, C-O-N,
Godfrey the comedian, Jack Thriller,
and Big JJ.
But you know what, the opps is here,
they came to play, they got a lotta energy,
that youthful exuberance, y'all make some noise
for the New School.
(cheers and applause)
Bobb'e J. Thompson, Amber Diamond,
Santwon, Radio Big Mack,
Yvng Swag, Teddy Ted,
Cortez, and E-Man.
Oh, you the captain?
- You see the bucket hats? - Oh...
- You ain't never had your team that committed.
Look at Amber with the bucket hat and the bun
lookin' stupid as hell. - Okay.
- Yeah, 'cause they love me.
- So Bobb'e J. is the captain of the bucket hats, y'all.
Make some noise for Bobb'e J. over there,
but you know what, they got a little heat.
Because we got somebody coming in that's ready,
one of the hottest in the game right now.
All the way from planet Brooklyn,
y'all make some noise for Fivio Foreign.
(cheers and applause) - What up? Deuce.
(cheering continues)
- I see you, my G, man, you setting it off right now.
I gotta ask you though, have you ever been
a hologram before?
- Nah, I like it though.
I feel like I'm in the future.
- There it is.
DJ D-Wrek, what's the first game?
- A'ight, this first game is called It's My Birthday.
- Oh, this is a fun one. (cheers and applause)
Even if it ain't your birthday,
we gonna party like it is your birthday.
We gonna have both teams step up and give you
a fly birthday introduction.
If that joint is hot and funny,
it gets a bell. (bell dings)
If it's wack, it get a buzzer.
And you get your butt up outta there.
Old School step up, New School step up.
Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek. - Huh?
- Drop the beat.
♪♪♪♪
(all) ♪♪ It's my birthday ♪♪
♪♪ Ah, ah ah ah ah ♪♪
♪♪ It's my birthday ♪♪
- ♪♪ Well, I'm Big JJ ♪♪ - ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm tend to get crunk ♪♪ - ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
- ♪♪ Today's my birthday ♪♪ - ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
- ♪♪ We gettin' drunk ♪♪
(cheers and applause) (ding)
- ♪♪ Ah, ah ah ah ah ♪♪
♪♪ It's my birthday ♪♪
♪♪♪♪
♪♪ It's my birthday ♪♪
- ♪♪ My name E-Man ♪♪ - ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
- ♪♪ I hate D-Wrek ♪♪ - ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
(rhythmic clapping continues)
(laughter) - You stupid.
- ♪♪ It's my birthday ♪♪ (buzzer)
♪♪ Ah, ah ah ah ah ♪♪
♪♪ It's my birthday ♪♪
- ♪♪ My name's Justina ♪♪ - ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'll do you dirty ♪♪ - ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
- ♪♪ My name ring bells ♪♪ - ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
- ♪♪ 'Cause I'm from Jersey ♪♪
(cheers and applause)
(ding)
- ♪♪ It's my birthday ♪♪
- ♪♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho ♪♪
- ♪♪ It's my birthday ♪♪
- ♪♪ My name Big Mack ♪♪ - ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
- ♪♪ And I say yerrrp ♪♪ - ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
- ♪♪ The ladies go crazy ♪♪ - ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
- ♪♪ When I lift my shirt ♪♪
(cheers and applause) (ding)
- ♪♪ It's my birthday ♪♪
♪♪ Ah, ah ah ah ah ♪♪
♪♪ It's my birthday ♪♪
-♪♪ I am Jacob ♪♪ - ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
- ♪♪ That is my name ♪♪ - ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
- ♪♪ It's my birthday party ♪♪
- ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪ - ♪♪ But no one came ♪♪
(audience groans)
♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪ It's my birthday ♪♪
♪♪ Ah, ah ah ah ah, it's my birthday ♪♪
- ♪♪ My name is Teddy ♪♪ - ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm hungry as hell ♪♪ - ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
- ♪♪ Girl, I'm Latino so I eat that taco well ♪♪
(cheers and applause) (ding)
(rapid dinging)
- Y'all clap it up and make some noise for the birthday.
(cheers and applause)
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta give that to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School.
- DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
(Nick) Coming up, Godfrey needs to check his vision.
- You always look like you're far away.
(laughter and applause)
- ♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
- Planet "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
(cheers and applause)
We got a performance from Fivio Foreign later on.
(cheers and applause)
And y'all ready to get to a classic game right now?
- Yeah! - Y'all know it,
y'all love it, it's called Got Damned.
(cheers and applause) And I ain't even
gonna explain the rules of how this game played.
It gets so intense, we had to hire
a refer... E-Man man man man...
(cheers and applause)
- Okay, now, there's a couple rules I need to
explain here before we get started, okay,
so we can keep it clean.
Two shakies and you're outta here,
take too long and you're gone.
Stay in your lane, okay?
Just stay in your lane, that's all I ask.
- Got it. - We got it?
"Wild 'N Out", ya ready?
(all) Yeah!
- There ya go, you guys know the rules.
Let's get it poppin', okay?
From the New School, give me Teddy.
I need you here from New School.
Who else? Who we got?
Teddy, who do you want?
- Um, you know what, I feel like some takeout,
let's get Mimi up here.
(laughter)
- Mimi, ya ready? - Yes.
- Teddy, ya ready? - (speaking Spanish)
That means yes. - Okay, okay, okay.
Wild 'er out!
- If you don't get your goddamn face made in China
but that body was definitely bought in Mexico
havin' ass up outta here. (audience groans)
Please, please.
- Miami, baby. Ready?
If you don't get your goddamn when you hop on a elevator
it has to go down, fat ass.
- Ohh!
- Let's (bleep) go!
- If you don't get your goddamn doll from "Squid Game"
if she was addicted to really, really bad surgeries
ass up outta here... (laughter)
(whistle blows)
- One shaky. - Okay, that's fine.
- You look like you breastfeed your kids.
- Alright... (laughter)
Mimi, Mimi, Mimi.
Hey, hey, Mimi, all the fat--
Hey, all the fat jokes, but you're on stage
looking like a deep fried egg roll, please stop, okay?
(whistle blows) Oh, no, no! I got--
- Two shakies! You, out!
(all) Got damned!
- That's what we talkin' about, Mimi.
- Old School, Jack Thriller,
I need you here, I want you here.
(cheers and applause)
New School, give me Yvng Swag.
Swag, I need you here. - Alright, alright.
(cheers and applause)
- Wild 'er out.
- You goddamn live in a swamp with your best friend Donkey.
(laughter)
- Your teeth small as hell,
you got a mouth full of bird seeds.
(laughter)
- You look like a goddamn deep fried E-40.
(laughter)
- You got the smallest mustache in here,
look like an eyebrow.
(laughter)
- You goddamn sweat for fun.
(laughter)
- Everything you got on is free, you a walking promo package.
(laughter)
- If you don't get your goddamn...
♪♪ You ain't got no knees... ♪♪
(laughter)
(whistle blows)
- You, out!
(all) Got damned!
- Let 'em know, Jack! (cheers and applause)
- I need Cortez here. Cortez, I want you
here for the New School, I need you here.
Godfrey, I need you here.
- Goddamnit. - I need you here, Godfrey.
(cheers and applause) (imitates gun clicking)
Wild 'er out!
- Oh, I'ma go first? - Go-- okay.
- Okay, Google, who's Godfrey?
(laughter)
- Cortez, you look like an old baby.
(makes gunshot sounds) (laughter)
- Speaking of old, your ass so old
I bet your sperm walk with a cane.
(laughter)
- Cortez, you look like my sperm.
(laughter)
- When you died in "Soul Plane",
your career went with it.
(audience gasps) - Cortez...
(laughter)
You always look like you're far away.
(laughter)
Come closer, Cortez.
Come closer so Jack can see you.
(whistle blows)
- You, out!
(all) Got damned!
- I like it, let's keep that energy going.
Old School, give me Jacob.
Jacob, I need you here.
Jacob, I want you here.
New School, give me Amber.
Amber, I want you here. - Amber!
- I want you here. (cheers and applause)
Jacob, you ready? - Yeah...
- Amber, ya ready? - Yeah, I'm ready.
- Wild 'er out.
- If you don't get your goddamn you look like
the dominatrix I wanna hire to punish me
ass outta here... (laughter)
(Jacob stammering)
- Jacob, you're the reason that girls can't get
in an Uber after 9:00. (audience gasps)
- If you don't get your goddamn you use to be
a "Wild 'N Out" girl that didn't say any jokes
and now that you're a cast member
I see why... (mumbling)
(laughter) - Jacob...
you like a cigarette after you put it out
with your smushed body head-ass...
- That's funny, that's funny.
- If you don't get your goddamn
I'm really nervous to talk to you
'cause I've had a crush on you since season seven...
(mumbling) (laughter)
I don't know...
- Well, Jacob, if there's a "Squid Game",
you'd die first, but it doesn't matter
'cause your career's already dead.
- Oh, yeah? Well, if you don't get your goddamn
your insults don't hurt me because I'm just excited
to be talking to you right now...
(laughter) (cheers and applause)
(whistle blows)
- You, need to let him take you out!
(all) Got damned!
(rapid dinging) (cheers and applause)
- DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta give that to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
- We got a performance from Fivio Foreign in a minute.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
(Nick) Up next, Cortez is still hating on my catalogue.
- During "The Masked Singer", nobody ever decided to use
your music in any of their acts.
So which type of money do you feel like you need
to be able to pay somebody to sing your song anonymously?
(cheers and applause)
- ♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n... ♪♪
- Planet "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
(cheers and applause)
Fivio Foreign is in the building, you ready?
- Yes, sir, yes, sir. - See, he focused.
He one of them new age, new school rappers.
And they got that street smarts, that intelligence,
so it might as well lead us to this next game
called Are You Smarter Than a Rapper?
Y'all ready? (cheers and applause)
Each team member is gonna get the opportunity
to come up here and ask us some questions,
it can be about any subject, any type of education,
and we gonna get to it.
If we get it right, we get a bell.
(ding) If we get it wrong,
we dumb as hell. (buzzer)
Beam me up, D-Wrek.
(beaming sound)
(cheers and applause)
- New School, wild out.
(cheers and applause)
- I got this. You ain't gonna get this.
Hi, Nick. - What's up, queen?
- Nothin' much, um, I have a question for you.
- Okay. - If you have
the smallest (bleep)...
(laughter)
...in the "Wild 'N Out" cast,
your name is Conceited. (laughter)
But if you're the smallest state in America,
what is your name?
- Smallest state in the United States of America?
- Yeah. - Rhode Island.
- Yeah, you right...
- There it is!
(cheers and applause)
(with English accent) - Fivio, you're a huge part
of the New York drill movement.
Now, if you had a drill and needed to dig a hole,
what's the name of the piece you would attach
in order to make this hole?
- Drill bit. Drill bit.
- Damnit, you're correct.
- I hang pictures up in my crib.
(cheers and applause)
- Up close I look far away?
That's okay.
What's up, Nick?
- I'm good, man, why your hat so big?
(laughter)
- During "The Masked Singer"
and "America's Got Talent", I've noticed
nobody ever decided to use your music
in any of their acts.
(laughter)
So which type of money do you feel like you need
to be able to pay somebody to sing your song
on "The Masked Singer" anonymously?
- I don't-- - A...
- Oh, okay.
(laughter)
- ...Elon Musk money.
- Okay. - B,
you need Tyler Perry money.
Or C, do you need Mariah Carey money?
(audience gasps)
(Emmanuel) Nice touch, C.
- All the above. (laughter)
- You can't pay me any amount of money
to wanna sing your (bleep). (ding)
- A'ight, a'ight, y'all ready?
(cheers and applause)
Five, what's poppin'? - Let's go.
- Alright, who was Kanye West's running partner
in the 2020 United States presidential election?
Was it A, Michelle Tidball.
B, himself,
or C, Yeezy.
- I feel like his self was his running partner.
- Uh-huh, no one love Yeezy like Yeezy,
but that is actually incorrect,
the correct answer is Michelle Tidball.
You know who that is?
- Nah, I don't know.
He must've kept her on the low.
- You know these guys keep all their (bleep) on the low.
(cheers and applause) (laughter)
- Nicholas Scott Cannon.
Hello, boss, how are you today?
You look great. - I'm good.
(laughs) How are you, Santwon?
- I think that you're one of the flyest dressers that I know,
and you know I know fashion, bro.
I mean, check me out, come on, stop playing with me.
- Thank you, I appreciate you.
- Like the coat you got on right now, you know
that fur coat you wore at the BET Awards, dude,
I really like your style. Oh, that wasn't you?
- Nah, I ain't wear no fur coat to the BET Awards.
- Oh wait, that's that Murda Count dude.
- Facts. - Yeah, I wouldn't
take you for a crackhead, but...
Anyways, speaking of coats,
what coat is always wet when you put it on?
- A coat of paint?
- This mother(bleep).
(laughter)
Yes, that's correct. (ding)
Ghetto Energizer Bunny looking mother...
(cheers and applause)
- He's right in front of you, Jack.
Right-- right there, there you go.
- Yo, what's up Fivio? - Alright, alright.
- So check this out. In the first rap song done by
Sugarhill-- not Soulja Boy, 'cause I know you young as hell,
the macaroni was soggy, the peas were mushed,
and the chicken was what?
- No, it wasn't, the macaroni wasn't soggy.
It's the macaroni, side of the peas and rice,
and the chicken tastes like wood.
I know that song. (cheers and applause)
- Goddamn, okay.
(rapid dinging)
- DJ D-Wrek, man,
who won this game?
- It looks like Nick is the smartest,
so I gotta give it to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
(cheers and applause)
- What we talkin' about. We got a lot more game to play.
Everybody on they feet, DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
(Nick) Coming up, leader of the bucket hats holds it down.
- ♪♪ You know I'm big dog, y'all done got me pissed off ♪♪
♪♪ Nick, you up here dressed like a bottle of Pepto Bismol ♪♪
♪♪ And hey, girl, please don't let me get in my zone ♪♪
♪♪ You look like the Grinch that stole silicone ♪♪
(cheers and applause)
- ♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n... ♪♪
- Let's go, Planet "Wild 'N Out"!
(cheers and applause)
Keeping that energy on the highest frequency.
We appreciate it, we got Fivio Foreign in the building.
Y'all give it up for him over there on the New School.
(cheers and applause)
I see it, I see it, y'all know the game
could go either way, y'all,
'cause it's time for the bonus round
and it's called the...
(all) Wildstyle!
- Yeah, you see it.
Freestyle rapping, and here at "Wild 'N Out"
we focus on them jokes, so each punchline
is added to your total score.
I put my million dollar comedy chain on the line.
Fivio, you think you could take that?
- Hell yeah, that (bleep) mine.
- Let's do it, man.
Old School, New School. - Yeah, yeah!
- Step on up. (cheers and applause)
D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪♪♪
(all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ If Nick had a girl, then I'd probably be scorin' ♪♪
♪♪ She'd be giving me (bleep) in the top of the morning ♪♪
♪♪ She'll leave him quick cause she'll say he's boring ♪♪
♪♪ And if I pull up in my car ♪♪
♪♪ She'll hop and follow a star ♪♪
- Oh, okay! (cheers and applause)
- ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ Yo, I don't know a Fivio, only deal with dimes ♪♪
♪♪ You talkin' about four rims, but you ain't seen mine ♪♪
♪♪ I got the Lambo, the Range, oh, I got the Rolls ♪♪
♪♪ But your (bleep) cars are like Big Mack's shoes ♪♪
♪♪ (bleep), what are those? ♪♪
(cheers and applause) (ding)
- ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ Hey, you know I'm big dog, y'all done got me pissed off ♪♪
♪♪ Nick, you up here dressed like a bottle of Pepto Bismol ♪♪
♪♪ And hey, girl, please don't let me get in my zone ♪♪
♪♪ You look like the Grinch that stole silicone ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, very (bleep) simple ♪♪
♪♪ Jack Thriller over there, boy, you built like a pimple ♪♪
♪♪ And you, Con, come to the front please ♪♪
♪♪ You're typical and your flow is predictable ♪♪
♪♪ I'm killing you so Nick can ♪♪
♪♪ Feel comfortable getting rid of you ♪♪
♪♪ You a bitch, only thing hard about you is tennis shoes ♪♪
♪♪ I can pay your salary with "That's So Raven" residuals ♪♪
♪♪ Yeah, that's a whole lotta money ♪♪
♪♪ Lemme tell you something else ♪♪
♪♪ Boy, I'm still spending "Role Models" money ♪♪
♪♪ Lemme say one thing and stop here ♪♪
♪♪ Nick Cannon made you a star, but, bitch ♪♪
♪♪ I was a star before I got here ♪♪
(ding) (cheers and applause)
- Hey, cut the beat, D-Wrek. - Cut the beat off.
- Stop talking, you couldn't even be holding my cream.
I bet you your mom started "Ho-VID 19".
- "Ho-vid!" (ding)
- Con, you thought that last bar was gonna go ham.
You ain't that jewelry from Johnny Dang,
you got it from "Johnny, Damnnnnn".
(buzzer) - Hey, hey, Jacob...
(overlapping chatter)
(as Jacob) Jacob, judging by your glasses,
I see nothing but fog.
You're so white, your Zodiac sign is of White Dawg.
- Oh, look, hey, Swag, look.
I don't wanna be a cynic,
but your girlfriend made you wear a mask
way before the pandemic.
(laughter) (rapid dinging)
(cheers and applause)
- Yo, D-Wrek? - Yo, it was real close,
but I gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School.
They came back and took it from y'all.
- Whatever! Fivio Foreign came
and took the million dollar comedy chain,
y'all make some noise for him.
- Yo, man, that's what I do.
- Next time you gotta pull up in person.
But right now, he about to turn up hologram style.
I need everybody on they feet, turn your TVs up,
and make some noise for Fivio Foreign!
♪♪♪♪
(overlapping chatter)
- ♪♪ Baow, baow ♪♪
♪♪ Hold on, look (yeah) ♪♪
♪♪ Big drip (big drip) ♪♪
♪♪ I fell in love with a lit -- (ayy, ayy) ♪♪
♪♪ She wanna -- on a lit -- (ayy, ayy, ayy) ♪♪
♪♪ Couple -- I get lit with (couple -- I get lit with) ♪♪
♪♪ I been spinned I give a -- who you bent with ♪♪
♪♪ (Ayy, ayy, ayy) ♪♪
♪♪ Baow, they lovin' the style (they lovin' the style) ♪♪
♪♪ Send me the addy, I'm huntin' 'em down ♪♪
♪♪ (Send me the addy I'm huntin' 'em down) ♪♪
♪♪ Grrt, grrt, baow, baow baow ♪♪
♪♪ Grrt, grrt, grrt baow, baow ♪♪
♪♪ Baow, baow baow, baow ♪♪
♪♪ --, I'm on demon time ♪♪
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪
- ♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪