(Nick) The battle is reborn.
When the light comes up and the beat drops,
we can't be stopped.
This is where the Old School meets the New School,
because united we wild out.
In this episode, LightSkinKeisha
is brave enough to join the fight.
- Downloading team captain and performer LightSkinKeisha.
(Nick) The future is lit.
You ready? It's time to wild out.
(crowd) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- All right, y'all, get up on your feet!
Put your hands together and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
(cheering and applause)
(all) Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n.
Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n,
wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n...
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
We going all the way up and you gotta make
some noise for my man, 50 grand, DJ D-Wrek.
- What's happening? What's happening?
What's up, boy?
- Season 17, know what I mean? - Season 17...
- Y'all give it up for the "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses.
(cheering and applause)
Salute queens. 'Preciate y'all.
We going all the way up. Two teams battling
head to head to see who's the funniest.
I got confident in my squad
'cause we do it for the grown folks over here.
I'm the captain of Team Old School!
(cheering and applause)
Chico Bean, Justina Valentine,
Maddy, Rip Micheals,
Godfrey, Conceited, and Karlous Miller!
Now that's a squad right there.
We go all the way up. I love to see it right there.
We stepping into the light.
So you gotta give it up for the people
who are evolving over there on Team New School!
(cheering and applause)
E-Man Hudson, Santwon,
Bobb'e J., Charron,
Teddy, Jessie Woo, Big Mack,
and they team captain, DC Young Fly!
(cheering and applause)
You look like a old, dirty microphone.
- Because I was laying on your (bleep) floor, (bleep).
- New School is ready to play.
And DC, I got somebody from your neck of the woods,
the New School captain.
She been here before and she ready
to set it off for the New School.
Y'all give it up for LightSkinKeisha!
(cheering and applause)
(whooping)
You ready to get to it?
- Yeah, let's do it.
- There it is. I see it.
17, we stepping into the light, y'all.
Y'all ready for it?
(cheering and applause)
Well, we still got them games that y'all love,
and we gonna play a classic one. You ready for this one?
(D-Wrek) I'm ready.
- It's called...
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it... ♪♪
DJ D-Wrek, let's go.
- Your topic is Taking A Test.
- ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
- ♪♪ Emmanuel ♪♪ - ♪♪ What's up? ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm feelin' kinda stressed ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause later on today I gotta take a COVID test ♪♪
- ♪♪ You got to take the COVID test ♪♪
♪♪ Well, I hope you feel well ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause I just took mine and I think your boy fail ♪♪
- ♪♪ You fail? Boy, that's outrageous ♪♪
♪♪ You mean they got you up here on the stage ♪♪
♪♪ And you contagious? ♪♪
- ♪♪ I might be contagious ♪♪
♪♪ But yeah, that's cool ♪♪
♪♪ You know I'ma still make it do what it do ♪♪
- ♪♪ Make it do what it do boy, it's real clean ♪♪
♪♪ But I ain't even trippin' 'cause I got the vaccine ♪♪
- ♪♪ You got the vaccine? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Yeah, I got the vaccine do you got the vaccine? ♪♪
- ♪♪ You know I got the vaccine... ♪♪
- ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
(bell dings)
- Your topic is Breakfast.
- ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm with your girl so I have to go breg ♪♪
♪♪ I pulled out my sausage, and scrambled her eggs ♪♪
- ♪♪ Scrambled her egg, that is a thriller ♪♪
♪♪ You got the swag of a cereal killer ♪♪
- ♪♪ Cereal killer that is ingrained ♪♪
♪♪ If you are what you eat then you're a shortcake ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm a shortcake that is a joke ♪♪
♪♪ And like orange juice, you get beat to a pulp ♪♪
- ♪♪ Beat to a pulp Charron is crazy ♪♪
♪♪ Get your plate some eggs it's over easy ♪♪
- ♪♪ Over easy, man, I am blazing ♪♪
♪♪ Not cinnamon toast, it's Canadian bacon ♪♪
- ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it... ♪♪
- This is making Big Mack hungry.
(bell dings)
- Your topic is Nick Cannon Music.
- ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
- ♪♪ If we keepin' score I'm not a bore ♪♪
♪♪ (bleep), you know my music better than yours ♪♪
- ♪♪ First of alls this topic is stupid ♪♪
♪♪ I ain't never heard your music ♪♪
- ♪♪ He never heard my music ♪♪
♪♪ Every beat on this show I produced it ♪♪
♪♪ Oh, so you've heard it you got... ♪♪
♪♪ And matter of fact I pay you ♪♪
♪♪ So don't say a word, bitch ♪♪
- ♪♪ Okay, to the phone I heard gigolo ♪♪
♪♪ Oh, can't wait I remember B2K ♪♪
♪♪ Uh-uh, stop it the other way, I forgot it ♪♪
♪♪ I forgot it ♪♪
- ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
(bell dings)
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
(bell dinging, crowd cheering)
- I don't think you won. I don't think you won.
- I don't know, wanted to find out.
Old School versus New School.
- Ay, I gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
(cheering and applause)
- The youngins came to play.
It's all good. Everybody on your feet.
DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
(crowd) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(Nick) Coming up, this ain't the food court.
- You did hear him say, "Order in the courtroom," right?
- Yeah, I did, I did, I heard him, man.
- I think we up next. Two fries...
- Give me a two double-double... (overlapping chatter)
- Diet Coke.
(cheering and applause)
(crowd) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(music stops)
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(crowd cheering)
You know how we do, we get it in.
I am the captain of the Old School team.
DC is over there on the New School team.
And he brought LightSkinKeisha with him.
Y'all make some noise for her, y'all.
(cheering and applause)
She gonna perform for us a little bit later on.
But right now, we got a new game
that people are loving.
It's all about that greenery.
We call it Greenery Screenery, y'all.
(cheering and applause)
DJ D-Wrek, let's get to it.
- The scene is Car Being Towed.
- Ay, Tony. - Ay.
- Where's the freakin' car at?
- Ay, Tony, I had it towed.
- There was a body in the car.
- That's why I towed it.
- What am I, chopped liver over here?
- What am I, a cucumber? - What do you think I am, huh?
Are you challenging me? - You trying to challenge me?
- You think you're challenging me, (bleep)?
(bell dings) Forget about it.
- Way to work it, way to work it, way to work it.
- Outside, round one.
Fight!
(laughter)
(bell dings)
- All the gamers know what that is.
- All right, and scene.
Y'all can return this car back to the owner.
Get me the (bleep) outta here. Period, let's go.
(bell dings)
(laughter)
- I will follow the ass... (indistinct)
- Your scene is Aerobics Class.
- Uh... - No, no, not happening.
- Ah, hell no. - No, not happening.
- No, no! (bell dings)
- Level aerobics class, round two.
Fight!
(bell dings)
- And... one and two and...
- Ten months later!
- (panting)
- (Nick) Big Mack, we can still see you.
Your big ass, you're trying to hide behind DC?
(laughter)
(bleep) turned around like he was hiding.
(laughter)
- (screaming) - Your scene is
"American Idol" Auditions.
- "American Idol," round three.
Fight!
(laughter, bell dings)
- (vocalizing)
(crowd cheering)
(laughter)
(bell dings)
- ♪♪ This is my story for 2004... ♪♪
- Go ahead on, Ruben.
(buzzer)
You buzzed that? - Oh!
- It wasn't funny. It was obvious.
- He's Ruben Studdard. That was funny.
- It wasn't funny.
Your scene is Courthouse.
- Your Honor, I wrote a note.
♪♪ Your Honor I wanna tell you I'm sorry ♪♪
(laughter, bell dings)
♪♪ For what I've done ♪♪
(man) Let's go, Jessie!
- A'ight, now I ain't gonna tell you too many more times, man.
I'ma give you one more chance. I'ma give you 25 years.
How you wanna act?
- 25? - 25 of 'em.
- Okay, look, it was Nick Cannon, okay?
- Okay. That got... that Santwon.
He crazy.
- ...I need you to come with me. (bell dings)
- Yes, Your Honor, what, uh,
we were doing today, we was trying to seek
to lower the child support balance for Mr. Cannon.
(laughter)
- Thank you! (bell dings)
- You did hear him say, "Order in the courtroom," right?
- Yeah, I did, I did, I heard him, man.
- I think we up next. Two fries...
- Give me a two double-double... (overlapping chatter)
(bell dings) - Two Diet Cokes.
- Orange juice. - Yeah, yeah.
- All right, your scene is A Doctor's Office.
- Welcome to my office, young lady.
What are you here to get?
- Hey, Doctor, I'd like to get an ass
exactly like LightSkinKeisha.
- Oh, well, you don't need a doctor.
You need Jesus, baby girl.
(crowd reacts, bell dings)
- He's about to find out I got no gag reflex.
(crowd reacts)
(bell dings)
- Well, guys, according to the records here,
you guys have high cholesterol. - Yeah, yeah, we know, we know.
We know, we know, we know.
- Well, you're on the verge of diabetes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know. - Okay, well, you need--
Got low blood pressure in your toes.
- Yeah, we know, we know. (overlapping chatter)
- We already know all these things.
- All right, the (bleep) you need me for?
(bell dinging)
- What a game.
You know that one's always hard to judge.
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta give that to LightSkinKeisha,
DC, and the New School.
Make some noise for 'em, y'all.
(cheering and applause) - That's crazy.
Whatever, we got a lot more game to play.
Everybody on your feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
(crowd) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(Nick) Coming up, whoo!
DC off the rails.
- Nick Cannon, what's up?
Boy, your music always have me dead.
(laughter)
Whoo!
(crowd) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(crowd) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(music stops)
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise.
(cheering and applause)
Y'all gotta give it up for LightSkinKeisha over there
on DC team. - Yeah, yeah.
(cheering and applause)
- And we about to play another new game
that's quickly turned into a fan favorite.
It's called Are You Smarter Than A Rapper?
(cheering and applause)
Each team member is gonna get the opportunity
to ask us, in our hologram setting, a question.
It could be any kind of trivia question.
It can be math, science, social studies,
uh, any of that stuff.
If we get it right, we get a bell.
(bell dings)
If we get it wrong, we get that buzzer.
(buzzer) And we just dumb.
Y'all ready to get to it? - (crowd) Yeah!
- DJ D-Wrek. - Yeah.
- Beam me up.
(cheering and applause)
Whoa.
- Old School, wild out.
- Not gonna get it.
She's not gonna get this.
(man boos)
- Miss Keisha,
is it cool if I drop the LightSkin part?
Is that okay? - Yeah, that's cool.
That's cool, that's cool. - All right, cool.
So, now does Wally believe by the year 2025
that Keisha will actually be an old-lady name
because nobody named their daughter Keisha anymore?
But there is a mayor named Keisha.
Where is that mayor from?
- ♪♪ Ay, ATL hoe ♪♪
♪♪ ATL hoe ♪♪
- Damn it. (bell dings)
(crowd cheering) That is correct, Keisha.
- (laughs) Yeah.
(cheering and applause)
- (grunting)
Study hall, round six.
Fight!
(laughter)
- All right, settle down, class.
That was just a little joke to start the semester off right.
Settle down, okay.
Nicholas Cannon. - Yes.
- Now, you are a rapper, correct?
- Some say.
- That is incorrect.
Nobody says you're rapper.
Thank you. You have failed my class.
(buzzer)
(laughter)
- Let's go! (applause)
New School. la-la-la-la-la, ay.
(giggles)
Fatty bitches. Okay.
So you are super-intelligent, but let's test it.
So we noticed you were a cheerleader in high school.
- Ay! - He's gay, okay.
(laughter)
We get it. Um...
You were a cheerleader in high school.
You share that with this actress
known for her leading role as a superhero with nine lives.
- A superhero with nine lives?
- I'll give you a clue.
She's bad just like you and me.
(laughter)
- So she bad. - Now she's confused.
- Superhero with nine lives.
Halle Berry, Catwoman.
(crowd cheering)
(bell dings)
- She's good. She's good. - Yes!
(cheering and applause)
(indistinct chanting)
- Silenzio!
- Hey, bro, do your thing, bro.
Do your thing, DC. Do your thing.
- That supposed to be me? - Do your thing, bro.
- You know what, matter of fact, (bleep) y'all.
He wanna ask the question anyway.
(laughter)
Come on, my boy, I told ya I gotcha.
This is your debut, my boy. (laughs)
(raspy voice) But-- but you told me you had me, boy.
Nick Cannon, what's up?
Boy, your music always have me dead.
(laughter)
Whoo!
- (indistinct shouting)
- Whoo! - Do it again. Do it again.
- Do it, Santwon, tell it. - Whoo!
Okay, anyhoo, anyhoo, I like my wings
with the bone in and skinless.
(laughter)
Whoo!
(Nick) Ask the damn question.
- Whoo!
- You're about to get a buzzer.
- Ask the question. - Can I, uh...
Can I keep going?
Gangsta, can I keep going?
(cheering)
Whoo!
(laughter)
(Nick) Ask the question, man.
- Ahhh...
Here we go.
So you and the bando cookin' up some work, right?
- Okay. - Okay, you handle your business.
Now you got ten grams on the left
and one kilo on the right.
Which one is larger?
- Ten grams, uh...
- Come on now. - The kilo.
- No!
You wrong, (bleep). It's a tenth of a gram.
But it's all good. - You said ten grams.
- Whoa! (bell dings)
- Get your dumb ass over there, DC.
(bell dinging) - Whoo!
- DJ D-Wrek, man, who's smarter, me or LightSkinKeisha?
- Keisha answered more questions correctly,
so the New School wins.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
(cheering and applause)
- (mimics gunfire)
- It don't matter. Everybody on your feet.
DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
(crowd) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(Nick) Coming up, the Wildstyle is a hoot.
♪♪ Let's go, Maddy ♪♪ - ♪♪ I don't wanna be mean ♪♪
♪♪ But this is showbiz ♪♪
♪♪ You missed a whole season and nobody noticed ♪♪
♪♪ You turn people into owls it's true ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause when I say Charron they go, who, who? ♪♪
(whooping)
(crowd) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(music stops)
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
Over there on DC's New School team,
y'all give it up for LightSkinKeisha.
(cheering and applause) - Whoo. Yes.
They whuppin' our ass, but it don't matter
because the game can still go either way
'cause it's time for the bonus round
and it's called the...
(all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- There it is. You know what it is, freestyle rapping.
But here at "Wild 'N Out," we focus on them jokes.
So each punch line is one point added to your total score.
So it's anybody's game, y'all.
They fighting for that comedy championship chain right there.
Keisha could take that home.
I need the New School to step up.
I need the Old School to step up.
Keisha, you gotta start this thing off,
since you the emcee, since you performing later.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
- ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ - ♪♪ Say it with me, y'all ♪♪
(all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ Say it with me, y'all ♪♪
(all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ Say it with me, y'all ♪♪ - (all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ Unh, unh ♪♪
- ♪♪ Nick, what are you good at? ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause it ain't music, my dawg ♪♪
♪♪ That's why you keep on having kids ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause you don't wrap nothing at all ♪♪
(crowd "oh"s) - Damn.
(bell dings) Damn, he came at me like that?
- That's right. - Straight for the jugular.
- ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ Yo, LightSkinKeisha, why you come at me like that? ♪♪
♪♪ Matter fact, I'm old school, I think I wanna fight back ♪♪
♪♪ Yo, homie, take his (bleep) mic back ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause she got so much ass, I think I wanna bite that ♪♪
(cheers and applause)
- No go. - ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ Get her pregnant, Nick ♪♪
- ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ Let's go, Maddy ♪♪ - ♪♪ I don't wanna b-- ♪♪
- Oh-- ♪♪ Style ♪♪ Here we go!
- Let's go, Maddy. - ♪♪ I don't wanna be mean ♪♪
♪♪ But this is showbiz ♪♪
♪♪ You missed a whole season and nobody noticed ♪♪
♪♪ You turn people into owls, it's true ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause when I say Charron they go, who, who? ♪♪
(laughter)
(all making owl sounds)
No one knows him, so...
- ♪♪ Come on, Maddy, you're as flat as a ruler ♪♪
♪♪ Why you talkin' 'bout owls you don't have any hooters ♪♪
♪♪ I missed last season trapped on your couch ♪♪
♪♪ I was babysitting 18 cats at your house ♪♪
♪♪ And Justina, you are... ♪♪ - What the (bleep)?
Rude.
- ♪♪ So ratchet your birthstone's a crack rock ♪♪
♪♪ Shredding your crew, that's what the veterans do ♪♪
♪♪ Con, I'm white and rap to the beat better than you ♪♪
- Whoo! (cheers and applause)
(overlapping shouting)
- Do what you do, Con. - Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek.
- Yeah, what's up? - Cut the beat.
(cheers and applause) (music stops)
- Charron, I don't know why you was talkin'.
I already know what this guy's about.
Yo, Nick, you should've went the right route.
Since him being born's a mistake,
it's only right I take the white out.
- Ooh! - And you,
come here, fat boy, don't try--
come here, come here.
- Let's get out the way, y'all. - Come here.
You know when it's wildstyle,
it's like I bring a flamethrower through.
Your body's like a movie 'cause your titties hangover
and your stomach Hangover Too.
(laughter) (ding)
And you, since you Mexican I'm not gonna hit you
with no (bleep) bars, but you so Mexican
you only play Uno just so you can get a green card.
(audience gasping) - Okay, hold on.
Hold on, hold on... (overlapping shouting)
We all know Con's name, it's right there
on Con's chain, but I'ma G,
I replace that C and now it's a gone chain.
(ding) - That wasn't fire...
- Bell. - 'Cause I'm somebody you can hardly see.
Why would you spit bars with me? (bleep), I do it for the culture
like Offset and Cardi B.
- Yeah, son! - Ooh!
- Talkin' 'bout Cardi B!
(cheers and applause) (rapid dinging)
- DJ D-Wrek, it's real intense up here.
- It's closer than close... - No, it's not, we won!
- I gotta give it to...
LightSkinKeisha and New School,
make some noise for 'em, y'all. (cheers and applause)
- Thank you. - Yo, they came to play.
LightSkinKeisha, you won.
You got the million dollar chain, talk to 'em.
- Let me go ahead and put my new chain on.
Period.
- There it is, period. Y'all make some noise for
the New School and LightSkinKeisha.
(cheers and applause) Everybody on your feet,
turn your TVs up and give it up
for LightSkinKeisha and her hologram!
(music and applause)
- ♪♪ Oh, Lord Jetson made another one ♪♪
♪♪ 1942, we just sippin' on tequila ♪♪
♪♪ Bad to the bone he call me his mamacita ♪♪
♪♪ -- around the rim, he said it's sweet like margarita ♪♪
♪♪ Big bang Beesha she a real pleaser ♪♪
♪♪ Spend it on me, baby, I-I-I know that you got it ♪♪
♪♪ Put me on the flight you can be the pilot ♪♪
♪♪ You know I'ma -- gonna swipe that Visa ♪♪
♪♪ Big bang Beesha real -- pleaser ♪♪
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪
(crowd) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N.
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪