The battle is reborn.
When the lights come up and the beat drops,
we can't be stopped.
This is where the Old School meets the New School,
because united, we wild out.
On this episode, Tommy Davidson
and Sleepy Hallow are brave enough to join the fight.
- Downloading team captains
Tommy Davidson and Sleepy Hallow
with a performance by Sleepy Hallow.
The future is lit.
You ready?
It's time to wild out.
- All right, y'all, everybody on your feet,
hands together and make some noise for your host,
Nick Cannon!
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise.
Playing for that million dollar comedy chain right here.
DJ D-Wrek, you da man,
make some noise for him one time.
- What's up, y'all? What's up? What's up?
- Now y'all gotta make some noise
for the "Wild'N Out" goddesses.
Can you hold onto
that million dollar chain for me?
We goin' all the way up, two teams battling head to head
to see who's the funniest, and you know what,
I got a feeling it's gonna be my team
because I'm a grown-ass man
and I'm the captain of the Old School!
Rip Michaels, Chico Bean,
Justina Valentine, Conceited,
Kandie, Big JJ, Karlous Miller,
and the one and only Tommy Davidson!
You, you family now, you can be on every episode.
That's how we do.
Keep it going for Tommy, y'all.
- Tryna keep up with you.
- We gonna keep this going,
and it's because of Team New School!
E-Man Hudson, Santwon,
Amber Diamond, Charron, and DC Young Fly.
Swag, Big Mack, Maddy, that's how we do.
And we got a performer, somebody that's about
to be super lit, all the way charged up,
and we gonna put him on y'all team,
y'all make some noise, virtually as a hologram,
it's Sleepy Hallow.
He performing later, you ready to do this
"Wild'N Out" thing? - Let's do it.
- This game is probably one of my favorites,
it was inspired by the one and only
DC Young Fly 'cause he always know how to roast.
You know he'll come out here, you think you playing a game,
and he'll just start talking about somebody's ass out there,
we created a whole game called
There's a Hater in the House.
Y'all ready?
We gonna have the Old School step up,
we gonna have the New School step up, and each team member's
gonna get to point a hater out.
And then I'ma say, there's a hater
in the house, should I get 'em?
- Let's get 'em. - There's a hater
in the house, should I get 'em? - Let's get 'em!
- Then they roast 'em and they gonna get your ass.
So beware, you about to be on TV.
Make your stepmama proud.
- None of y'all safe.
- D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- New School, wild out.
There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
- Let's get 'em! - I guess I'll pop it off.
Cameraman, can you go ahead,
please, I want the camera on the biggest hater of me.
DJ D-Wrek, put the camera on DJ D-Wrek.
With your old ass, you decided to pay tribute
by dressing like the Nintendo 64 logo.
Stupid-ass boy, UNO draw four-dressing ass.
I bet when you look in the mirror with that
outfit on, you say, "I'm about to change the game"
literally, stupid-ass boy, I'm on your ass.
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house,
should we get 'em? - Let's get 'em!
- Let's do it. Hey, cameraman, one time,
put the camera on my man right here, yes sir.
Boy, you got hair cut like a Tuskegee airman, man.
If you don't get your...
Boy, if you don't get your goddamn
"Is you is or is you ain't my baby"
haircut havin' ass outta here, boy,
Frederick Douglass, boy...
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
- Let's get 'em! - Cameraman,
put-- put the camera onto Auntie Green.
I'm on your ass.
Miss Cleo-head ass !
What's wrong with you, ugly-ass girl?
"How many wishes do you want?"
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
- Let's get 'em! - Hey, yo,
put the camera on Cortez right here in the car.
This guy's looking like a little Make-A-Wish
over here next to those .
- Where the booster seat?
- He's like, they like me!
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- Come on, follow me over here right quick.
Look, I want you to get my big unc right here.
You see unc with the chain on right here?
In here lookin' like he about to ask Nick,
"So who you got playing Dr. Sebi in the documentary?"
- My man look like he got a beer in his back pocket,
the whole 40... - Chico, he look like
he about to tell everybody here,
"Dont make the same mistakes I made."
- "You can be better than me.
You can be better at life than I was."
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- On the Puerto Rican,
the Dominican, I think,
or the Cuban, I think?
Is he white? - He's a white man.
- That boy look like Jacob with a black beard.
- What? That was hilarious!
- That wasn't funny.
- There's a hater in the house,
should we get 'em? - Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house,
should we get 'em? - Let's get 'em!
- Put the camera on my man the burgundy shirt on.
Right there, put it on him.
My man look like Kanye East, man,
don't say anything.
- There's a hater in the house,
should we get 'em? - Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house,
should we get 'em? - Let's get 'em!
- I'm a hater, hey, put the camera right here,
right here with the glasses on, right there, yep.
You. Yes, you look like you was eliminated
in the first round of "Squid Games", boy.
If you don't get your "on red light, green light..."
- There's a hater in the house,
can I get 'em? - Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house,
can I get 'em? - Let's get 'em!
- Put it on the girl right there with the bucket hat,
she look like Missy Missed a Check.
- Missy Missed a Check!
That's hilarious.
- There's a hater in the house,
should we get 'em? - Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house,
should we get 'em? - Let's get 'em!
- Cameraman, do me a favor, right here in between the cars
are my queens right there.
Yep, there we go. Y'all make some noise
for the Real Housewives of the Waffle House right there.
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta give it to the Old School,
make some noise for the Old School.
- Old School!
- That's what I'm talkin' about!
- We gettin' to it.
- DJ D-Wrek, take us out!
Coming up, Chico and E-Man
speak nothing but facts.
- Your answer is this item was actually invented
by a Black person. - What is a stoplight?
What is the gas mask?
What is the ironing board?
What is the Super Soaker?
- What is everything, ?
- Planet "Wild'N Out", make some noise.
Sleepy Hallow's in the building,
Tommy Davidson's in the building.
It's a hell of a game.
We goin' all the way up and it's time to play a classic.
It's called Hood Jeopardy.
You know how we do.
It's like the classic game show that you see on TV,
but instead we keep it hood.
DJ D-Wrek got some hood answers,
and we gonna come up here and race to this buzzer
to give you some hood questions for them answers.
If the question is funny, it gets a bell.
It's wack, it gets that buzzer
Team with the most bells
wins the game, y'all ready?
D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- Your answer is a mother from the hood
would say this.
- Now, I tell ya right now, if I gotta come up there
to that schoolhouse, I'ma tear your ass out the front.
You understand me?
This gon' hurt me more than it's gon' hurt you.
Move your hands! Move your hands!
- What is, and if they touch you, what you gon' do?
You put your mother hands on them.
- You gon' boil them hot dogs up,
and you gon' shut the up.
- Look, I ain't one of your little friends...
When I'm gone, you better not be playing in my heels.
- Watch out, now.
- What is...
You better get your ass in there
and sit your ass down.
- Alright, what is, I mean, it's a roach,
but it's in the Raisin Bran, so you can just mix it up
a little bit, it ain't gonna...
- I ain't never heard that one.
- What is you ain't gonna be running in
and outta my goddamn house!
If you come in here again, you goin' to bed.
- Your answer is
things your parents said but never did.
- Yerrrp! - Yerrrp!
- What is I brought you in this world...
- And I'll take you out!
- What is you gon' take your ass to school
and get an education.
- Uh-oh, made it twice, yerrrp!
Yerrrp!
- What is smack the Black off of you?
Didn't happen. - Hold on,
I gotta do this one for my mama.
That's nothin' 'cause my mama raised me well.
Mama, you did everything, baby.
- Alright, your answer is ways people show their age
without saying how old they are.
- What is DJing "Wild'N Out" for 17 seasons?
- And hosting.
- What is I don't know if I gotta pee or I gotta,
but I'ma sit down.
- What is, yeah, you called,
but I was asleep.
- Watch the barrel.
- Yerrrp. - Yerrrp.
- What is pretend you're on the phone
and go like this instead of like this.
- Your answer is
signs you're dating a Karen.
- What is when Maddy texts you back?
- We would never.
- What is, yeah, this chicken tastes great, baby...
- What is hell no, you brought mayonnaise to the barbeque.
- Karens first.
- What is when they yell at you,
they smile, so you don't know if they're yelling at you
or if they're being nice to you,
and then they say can I speak to the manager, and you're like,
oh my God, I'm about to lose my job.
- What is if she makes a sex tape with Ray J?
Oh! You...
you said-- I thought you said "Kim", my bad.
- Your answer is this item was actually invented
by a Black person.
- What is the White House?
- Whooo! - Facts.
Good job.
- What is peanut butter?
- What is a stoplight?
- Go on. - What is the gas mask?
- Go on. -What is the ironing board?
- Go on! - What is the Super Soaker?
- Go on!
- What is everything, ?
- What is "Wild'N Out"? My man Nick Cannon, baby.
- DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta give that to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
- Lot more game to play, everybody on their feet.
D-Wrek, take us out.
Coming up, never stand between
Big Mack and his meal.
Big Mack?
You ordering food in the classroom?
- Hold on, I'm making sure it's all here first.
- Hold on...
- How many fries did we order?
- Planet "Wild'N Out", make some noise.
We goin' all the way up, we making it happen.
We got Tommy Davidson and Sleepy Hallow
in the building, keep it going.
And we about to get to it.
We goin' all the way in to play a classic game called
Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
- Nick! - Y'all know it,
y'all love it... - Nick! Nick!
- Yes, yes, Big Mack? - How we startin'?
You didn't give me no food or nothing, man.
- I'm not supposed to supply you with food.
- It's pa-- every time I eat food in the classroom.
- You bring it! I got a lollipop for you.
Wanna suck on that? - Nah, I'm good.
I'll figure it out. - Anyways,
y'all know how the game is played.
It's a freestyle game, we got a lotta hot MCs in here.
And if they mess up the flow,
if they don't rhyme, if they don't go,
they get kicked out the classroom.
At the end of the game, the team with the most students
still in the classroom wins.
DJ D-Wrek, you ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready. - Let's go.
- I was talkin' lollipops in the classroom.
- Hey, you need to stop in the classroom.
- I gotta... - In the classroom.
- I'm so cool in the classroom.
- Oh, like a fool in the classroom.
- That dude's a tool in the classroom.
- And you looking like a mule in the classroom.
- I've been swimming in the pool in the classroom.
- Ooh, I hit my move in the classroom.
- I'm about to drool in the classroom.
- I don't listen to the rules in the classroom.
- I hate this school, in the classroom.
- I'm so cool in the classroom.
- Justina got diseases in the classroom.
- Oh, and the measles in the classroom.
What?
- Big Mack, you ordering food in the classroom?
- Hold on, I'm making sure it's all here first.
- Hold on...
- How many fries did we order?
- I'm rockin' mink lashes in the classroom.
- Yo, I got these glasses in the classroom.
- Woo woo, got them passes in the classroom.
- Big Mack, lemme get some of that in the classroom.
- I be studying geometry in the classroom.
- Okay...
- I got good intuition in the classroom.
- I'm fueling my ignition in the classroom.
- I want Maddy, I'm wishin' in the classroom.
- Got me having a premonition in the classroom.
- All y'all right here itchin' in the classroom.
- Man, I hate this class.
- I know we won that one, we had to.
DJ D-Wrek, tell 'em who won.
- Old School wins that one,
the New School got more students kicked out the classroom.
Make some noise for 'em, y'all.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
Coming up, Con goes in on Charron's family values.
- Charron, you probably sleep with your sister,
brother, uncle, and niece.
You such a redneck, your family reunion's
like a couple's retreat.
- Planet "Wild'N Out", make some noise.
We got Sleepy Hallow in the building,
he gonna perform a little bit later.
We got Tommy Davidson over there on the Old School squad.
And it's been a hell of a game, but right now it could go
either way because it's time for the bonus round
and it's called the...
- Wildstyle! - You know what it is,
I need the Old School to step up, I need
the New School to step up, we fighting for that
million dollar comedy chain.
Sleepy Hallow, you kick this thing off.
D-Wrek, drop the beat.
Sing it with 'em, y'all.
- Talk to them...
- Ah, a'ight.
He ain't talkin' about my girl.
- DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
Alright, here's something I really can't believe.
You look like a baseball coach for a lesbian Little League.
And Yvng Swag, you always look a mess.
You look like a trans dinosaur,
that's a trans-asauraus rex.
What?!
- Yo, Justina, that's a hard act to follow.
You're dressed in all black,
I guess you are what you .
And Kandie, come here.
Kandie, I'ma hit you with some different flips.
I bet your favorite band is the Dixie Chicks.
And Con, Con, you built like a kindergartener,
you dying for sport.
I mean, this guy is so short,
even Nick Cannon wouldn't show this child support.
- Ooh! - I mean, Con,
Con, you always rapping about guns
and talking about straps,
you get stuck in a mouse trap.
Nick, I'm trying to tell you Con dumb.
But you know nothing about that.
- Oh! - Charron,
you probably sleep with your sister, brother,
uncle and niece.
You such a redneck, your family reunion's
like a couple's retreat.
And you should just call it quits.
This is all legit.
You so gay, I bet your favorite sporting store is Dick's.
- Wow!
- And damn, Maddy,
in high school you were in the Klan rally.
So you should just learn to shush,
just 'cause you deal with a burning cross
does not mean you need a burning bush.
- Ooh, STDs - Listen...
- C-O-N!
DJ D-Wrek, clearly...
- Con cooked the New School
so the Old School wins that one.
Make some noise for 'em.
That's how we do.
The million dollar chain stays here, y'all.
Y'all make some noise for our squad, Tommy Davidson.
I need everybody out your seats,
turn your TVs up and make some noise
for Sleepy Hallow!
Hologram style.
- Great John on the beat, by the way.