- Wild 'N...
- The battle is reborn.
When the lights come up and the beat drops,
we can't be stopped.
This is where the old school meets the new school,
because united we wild out.
In this episode, Larry June is brave enough to join the fight.
- Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- Downloading team captain and performer Larry June.
- The future is lit!
You ready? It's time to wild out.
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- All right, y'all, everybody on your feet!
Hands in the air and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
- Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
We about that bling for season 17.
Y'all see it?
Right now, we're fighting for that million-dollar
comedy championship chain right there.
Y'all make some noise for DJ D-Wrek.
- There you go.
- Y'all make some noise for the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
Thank you, ladies. Can you hold that?
Appreciate you, appreciate you.
But ain't nothing's changed but the games.
Two teams battling head-to-head
to see who's the funniest.
And you can tell by my outfit I'm gonna be the funniest.
And I'm a grown-ass man
and I'm the captain of Team Old School!
Rip Micheals, Charron, Jack Thriller,
Justina Valentine, Big JJ, Amber Diamond,
and it's your boy, Kandie.
Uh!
We've got quite the eclectic team over here.
But we've gotta make some noise for the ops.
Y'all give it up for Team New School.
Jessie Woo, Santwon, Emman, Mady, Mady,
Cortez, Radio Big Mack, Bobb'e J Thompson,
and the team captain, Conceited!
You put quite the interesting team together, man, that's--
- Hey, look, 'cause usually...
...usually, I mean, I am on your team.
- But I'm tired of losing. - Oh, wow.
- So I left you to go with the winning team
and we're gonna take the "W."
- All right, well, y'all ready for it?
We fighting for them diamonds, the million-dollar comedy chain.
- I need an extra chain, I need an extra chain.
- All right, well, you know what, you need an extra chain,
so I'm gonna put an extra person on your team.
Go ahead, go over there, rock with it.
He's setting it off, one of the hottest in the game right now.
Y'all make some noise for Larry June!
Virtually.
Yo, how you feeling?
- I'm feeling real good today, you know what I'm saying?
Doing nothing, I have to say nothing too crazy.
- There it is, man.
Well, you're on Team New School.
We're gonna get this thing popping.
Y'all ready to turn up?
Well, that's what the first game is all about.
Yo, it's called Turn Up For What?
Y'all know how it go.
I need the New School to step up,
I need the Old School to step up,
and we gonna come up here and say,
"Hey, yo, 'Wild 'N Out,' turn up!"
- Turn Up For What?
- And if the response is hilarious and lit,
DJ D-Wrek is gonna drop the beat
and we're gonna go crazy like this.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey...
- But if that is wack...
- ...crickets.
- Are y'all ready to go?
- Con, the captain, you're gonna go first.
Go for it.
- All right, "Wild 'N Out," turn up!
- Turn Up For What?
- 'Cause for Christmas, we're gonna get Nick a futon
so he can learn how to pull out!
- Hey, hey...
- I like that.
- Let me hop on that couch.
- You're probably still not gonna do it.
- No, I've got you, I've got you.
Hey, yo, "Wild 'N Out, turn up!
- Turn Up For What?
- 'Cause I'm about to go to a baby shower...
...and it ain't mine!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey...
- I don't think, I don't think it's...
- All right, all right, "Wild 'N Out," turn up.
- Turn Up For What?
- Let's just say it's a good thing my boyfriend's
not on a tight budget,
'cause, boy, does that man love to eat out.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey...
- Hey, yo, ladies, turn up.
- Turn Up For What?
- My man said he wanted me to get on top more,
so I bought bunk beds!
- Yeah.
- Jersey, turn up!
- Turn Up For What?
- 'Cause the doctor just told me my ex had three days to live...
and that was about a week ago!
- Yo, "Wild 'N Out," turn up.
- Turn Up For What?
- 'Cause I just went to my first cookout...
and I didn't put raisins in the potato salad!
- That again, Charron, do it.
That lit.
- His neck wasn't even moving here.
- Yeah!
- Hey, Jersey, turn up!
- Turn Up For What?
- The electric company emailed me,
said if I don't pay my bill, they're gonna cut my lights off.
But it wasn't the final notice,
so I know I've got two more weeks!
- Hey, hey...
- "Wild 'N Out," turn up!
- Turn Up For What?
- 'Cause I just got locked out of my little iCloud thing...
but I'm still on cloud nine!
- "Wild 'N Out," turn up.
- Turn Up For What?
- 'Cause I'm doing numbers.
Good job, Larry, keep going.
- Good job, Larry.
DJ D-Wrek, who won that, man?
- I've gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
- Hey, new, man, you know what I'm saying?
Numbers.
- We doing numbers like Larry June.
C-O-N is the captain, and we making it happen.
Everybody on their feet.
D-Wrek, take us out.
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- Up next, Jack Thriller comes for the GOAT.
- Put the camera on Emman.
Boy, you ugly, the remix.
Your face look like a bag of "hell, no"
wrapped up in some "bitch, get off me!"
There's only two ugly motherin here,
and, bitch, you both of them.
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Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- "Wild 'N Out," where you at?
Holler back.
Conceited is the captain of the New School over there.
Y'all keep it going for 'em.
- New school!
- Larry June over there, rockin' with them.
He performing for 'em later.
Y'all give it up for the guy.
- Numbers.
- Good job, Larry.
And right now it's time to put the cameras on y'all.
Y'all ready for it?
- Yeah!
- It's a little game we like to call Hater In The House.
All right, don't get nervous now.
We putting the camera on y'all and you know how we do,
we gonna have the New School step up,
we gonna have the Old School step up,
and we gonna find the haters in the house.
Maybe it could be the person making the joke.
But if it's funny, it gets a bell.
- If not, it gets that buzzer.
Team with the most bells wins the game.
Simple as that.
DJ D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- All right, Old School, y'all up first.
Wild out.
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- Hey, cameraman, put-- put the camera on him right there
with that stupid-ass shirt on.
That boy's shirt tucked in and tucked out.
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- Hey, yo, cameraman,
let's put the camera on interesting hat.
Yeah, I'm feeling happy
'cause we got Pharrell Williams in the house!
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- Cameraman, can I get the camera on
this beautiful lady right back here with the green jacket?
Right there, yeah.
I was just, you know, thinking maybe you didn't like the show.
Why the long face?
- Ooh...
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- Cameraman-- I love you, I'm so sorry--
but can we get Nicholas camera?
Over there looking like an iced-out Chipotle burrito.
Aluminum foil-wearing ass.
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- Hey, cameraman, put the camera right here on Kandie.
- Oh, .
- That's your teammate.
- Hips, body and ass coming through, hips, body and ass.
- Damn, Conceited, I didn't know you and Kandie was that close.
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- All right, I'm gonna try to kill two birds with one stone.
Can we get two cameramen?
I need one on Mimi right here
and I need the other one on the green-haired chick right here.
- Banger.
- I ain't gonna lie.
Y'all was part of my favorite childhood show.
Y'all give it up for Cosmo and Wanda
from "The Fairly OddParents."
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
- Let's get 'em!
- Yo, cameraman, put the camera on Emman.
Boy, you ugly, the remix.
Your face look like a bag of "hell, no"
wrapped up in some "bitch, get off me!"
There's only two ugly motherin here,
and, bitch, you both of them.
- Okay, hey, wait--
- And if you don't know... - Now you know.
- Wait, wait, cameraman, since he already right here,
keep the camera on him.
I didn't even know we had a celebrity in the building.
Give it up for Mike Wazowski.
- One-eye-having ass, yeah.
- That way.
- There it is.
DJ D-Wrek, tell 'em who won, man.
- Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
- Larry June, C-O-N came to play.
Everybody, out your seats.
Get out your-- you're standing up.
Oh, he is standing up.
D-Wrek, take us out.
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- Up next, I don't know what language Kandie's speaking.
- What?
- Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
We see we got a bunch of bad-ass kids,
so you know what we're about to do.
It's time to play Kick 'Em Out The Classroom!
Some of the best emcees and free-style rappers
in the business are right here on this stage
and they're about to get kicked out of the classroom
if they mess this game up.
All they've gotta do is mess up the flow,
don't say nothing, say the same word over again
and get your ass kicked out of the classroom.
At the end of the game,
the team with the most students still in class wins.
Simple as that. D-Wrek, you ready?
- I'm ready.
- Game's in your hands, let's go.
- What?
- Yo, we was gonna go all night on that one.
Who won, D-Wrek?
- Old School got more students kicked out.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all!
- That was a hell of a game.
Y'all make some noise for Conceited and the New School,
Larry June.
Larry June will be performing later.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- Up next, Con is asking to get dumped on.
- Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
We stay lit, man, this game is going crazy.
We've got Larry June over there, the captain of The New School,
and Conceited.
- Whoo!
- Con, you acting like you're just so, like, comfortable
and, like, this is what you do just 'cause y'all 3-0 right now.
- Man, because, look, this is my game that's coming up,
and we already winning 3-0.
So we know this part.
You can't rap, so we're gonna win.
Duh.
- I think he's a...
- Believe this? - ...cartoon character.
- Now it's time for the bonus round and it's called the...
- Wildstyle.
- Oh, yeah, you know how it is.
Larry June is ready, we battling right here.
Battle rap style, which Con is supposed to be an expert at,
but here on "Wild 'N Out," we focus on them jokes,
so each punchline is one point added to your total score.
So it's anybody's game.
They think they're winning now
but let's see if they can hold on to the crown.
New School, step up.
Old School, have my back please,
'cause we about to get to it.
I'm keeping that million-dollar chain right here.
And, Larry June, since you're virtual,
since you're a hologram,
I want you to kick this thing off first.
D-Wrek, do what you do, man.
Sing it with me, y'all.
- If the only thing I'm good at is being a dad,
I'll take that, I'll take that.
- Whoa.
- Can you cut the beat, Conceited, please?
Can I please have Charron to the front, please?
- Oh, I like this battle right here.
- Be careful, Santwon, they call cops.
- They do?
- All right.
- Hold on--
- Let's go, that's my white boy from Canada!
- Jack, come here, Jack.
- Oh...
- All right, hold on, hold on...
- ...hold on.
- Oh...
- Relax, relax, relax, all right?
- My was way more lit than that.
I'll...
D-Wrek, make some sense out of this.
- I've gotta give it to the New School.
Make some noise for Con and the New School, y'all.
- You still a ho and you still a ho.
- It's all love.
You know what, next time Larry June gonna pull up.
I guess Con get to hold on
to the million-dollar chain for a while.
Y'all make some noise for the New School.
Everybody on their feet, turn your TVs up,
and make some noise for Larry June!
- Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
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