(crowd) - Wild 'N...
(Nick) - The battle is reborn.
When the lights come up and the beat drops,
we can't be stopped.
This is where the old school meets the new school,
because united we wild out.
In this episode, Larry June is brave enough to join the fight.
(crowd) - Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(computerized voice) - Downloading team captain and performer Larry June.
(Nick) - The future is lit!
You ready? It's time to wild out.
(crowd) - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- All right, y'all, everybody on your feet!
Hands in the air and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
(cheers and applause)
(crowd) - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(cheers and applause)
We about that bling for season 17.
Y'all see it?
Right now, we're fighting for that million-dollar
comedy championship chain right there.
Y'all make some noise for DJ D-Wrek.
- There you go.
- Y'all make some noise for the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
(cheers and applause)
Thank you, ladies. Can you hold that?
Appreciate you, appreciate you.
But ain't nothing's changed but the games.
Two teams battling head-to-head
to see who's the funniest.
And you can tell by my outfit I'm gonna be the funniest.
And I'm a grown-ass man
and I'm the captain of Team Old School!
(cheers and applause)
Rip Micheals, Charron, Jack Thriller,
Justina Valentine, Big JJ, Amber Diamond,
and it's your boy, Kandie.
Uh!
We've got quite the eclectic team over here.
But we've gotta make some noise for the ops.
Y'all give it up for Team New School.
(cheers and applause)
Jessie Woo, Santwon, Emman, Mady, Mady,
Cortez, Radio Big Mack, Bobb'e J Thompson,
and the team captain, Conceited!
(cheers and applause)
You put quite the interesting team together, man, that's--
(Conceited) - Hey, look, 'cause usually...
...usually, I mean, I am on your team.
- But I'm tired of losing. - Oh, wow.
- So I left you to go with the winning team
and we're gonna take the "W."
- All right, well, y'all ready for it?
We fighting for them diamonds, the million-dollar comedy chain.
- I need an extra chain, I need an extra chain.
- All right, well, you know what, you need an extra chain,
so I'm gonna put an extra person on your team.
Go ahead, go over there, rock with it.
He's setting it off, one of the hottest in the game right now.
Y'all make some noise for Larry June!
(cheers and applause)
Virtually.
Yo, how you feeling?
- I'm feeling real good today, you know what I'm saying?
Doing nothing, I have to say nothing too crazy.
(Nick) - There it is, man.
Well, you're on Team New School.
We're gonna get this thing popping.
Y'all ready to turn up?
(cheers and applause)
Well, that's what the first game is all about.
Yo, it's called Turn Up For What?
Y'all know how it go.
I need the New School to step up,
I need the Old School to step up,
and we gonna come up here and say,
"Hey, yo, 'Wild 'N Out,' turn up!"
(all) - Turn Up For What?
- And if the response is hilarious and lit,
DJ D-Wrek is gonna drop the beat
and we're gonna go crazy like this.
♪♪♪♪
(all) - Hey, hey, hey, hey...
- But if that (bleep) is wack...
- (crickets chirping) - ...crickets.
- Are y'all ready to go? - (cheers and applause)
- Con, the captain, you're gonna go first.
Go for it.
- All right, "Wild 'N Out," turn up!
(all) - Turn Up For What?
- 'Cause for Christmas, we're gonna get Nick a futon
so he can learn how to pull out!
♪♪♪♪
(all) - Hey, hey...
(Nick) - I like that.
- Let me hop on that couch. - (bell dinging)
- You're probably still not gonna do it.
(Nick) - No, I've got you, I've got you.
Hey, yo, "Wild 'N Out, turn up!
(all) - Turn Up For What?
- 'Cause I'm about to go to a baby shower...
...and it ain't mine!
♪♪♪♪
(all) - Hey, hey, hey, hey...
(bell dinging)
- I don't think, I don't think it's...
- All right, all right, "Wild 'N Out," turn up.
(all) - Turn Up For What?
- Let's just say it's a good thing my boyfriend's
not on a tight budget,
'cause, boy, does that man love to eat out.
(cheers and applause)
♪♪♪♪
(all) - Hey, hey, hey, hey...
(bell dinging)
- Hey, yo, ladies, turn up.
(all) - Turn Up For What?
- My man said he wanted me to get on top more,
so I bought bunk beds!
♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪ More furniture, more furniture ♪♪
♪♪ More furniture, more furniture ♪♪♪♪
- (bell dinging) - Yeah.
- Jersey, turn up!
(all) - Turn Up For What?
- 'Cause the doctor just told me my ex had three days to live...
and that was about a week ago!
(crickets chirping)
(audience laughing)
- Yo, "Wild 'N Out," turn up.
(all) - Turn Up For What?
- 'Cause I just went to my first cookout...
and I didn't put raisins in the potato salad!
- (crickets chirping) - (Nick laughing)
- That (bleep)-- do that (bleep) again, Charron, do it.
(cheers and applause)
(Nick and D-Wrek laughing)
That (bleep) lit.
- His neck wasn't even moving here.
- Yeah!
(all) - Yeah!
- Hey, Jersey, turn up!
(all) - Turn Up For What?
- The electric company emailed me,
said if I don't pay my bill, they're gonna cut my lights off.
But it wasn't the final notice,
so I know I've got two more weeks!
♪♪♪♪
(all) - Hey, hey...
- ♪♪ He scamming, he cheap ♪♪
- (bell dinging)
(Mady) - ♪♪ He cheap ♪♪
(audience laughing)
- "Wild 'N Out," turn up!
(all) - Turn Up For What?
- 'Cause I just got locked out of my little iCloud thing...
but I'm still on cloud nine!
♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪ He high, he high, he high, he high ♪♪
- ♪♪ He high ♪♪♪♪ - (bell dinging)
- "Wild 'N Out," turn up.
(all) - Turn Up For What?
- 'Cause I'm doing numbers.
Good job, Larry, keep going.
♪♪♪♪
- Good job, Larry.
(bell dinging)
(cheers and applause)
DJ D-Wrek, who won that, man?
- I've gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
(cheers and applause)
- Hey, new, man, you know what I'm saying?
Numbers.
- We doing numbers like Larry June.
C-O-N is the captain, and we making it happen.
Everybody on their feet.
D-Wrek, take us out.
(all) - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(Nick) - Up next, Jack Thriller comes for the GOAT.
- Put the camera on Emman.
Boy, you ugly, the remix.
Your face look like a bag of "hell, no"
wrapped up in some "bitch, get off me!"
There's only two ugly mother(bleep) in here,
and, bitch, you both of them.
(audience laughing)
(crowd) - Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(all) - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- "Wild 'N Out," where you at?
Holler back.
(cheers and applause)
Conceited is the captain of the New School over there.
Y'all keep it going for 'em.
- New school! - (cheers and applause)
- Larry June over there, rockin' with them.
He performing for 'em later.
Y'all give it up for the guy.
- Numbers.
(Nick) - Good job, Larry.
And right now it's time to put the cameras on y'all.
Y'all ready for it?
(all) - Yeah!
- It's a little game we like to call Hater In The House.
(cheers and applause)
All right, don't get nervous now.
We putting the camera on y'all and you know how we do,
we gonna have the New School step up,
we gonna have the Old School step up,
and we gonna find the haters in the house.
Maybe it could be the person making the joke.
But if it's funny, it gets a bell.
- (bell dinging) - If not, it gets that buzzer.
(buzzer blaring)
Team with the most bells wins the game.
Simple as that.
DJ D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- All right, Old School, y'all up first.
Wild out.
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
(all) - Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
(all) - Let's get 'em!
- Hey, cameraman, put-- put the camera on him right there
with that stupid-ass shirt on.
That boy's shirt tucked in and tucked out.
- (all laughing) - (bell dinging)
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
(all) - Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
(all) - Let's get 'em!
- Hey, yo, cameraman,
let's put the camera on interesting hat.
Yeah, I'm feeling happy
'cause we got Pharrell Williams in the house!
- (all laughing) - (bell dinging)
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
(all) - Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
(all) - Let's get 'em!
- Cameraman, can I get the camera on
this beautiful lady right back here with the green jacket?
Right there, yeah.
I was just, you know, thinking maybe you didn't like the show.
Why the long face?
(all) - Ooh...
(buzzer blaring)
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
(all) - Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
(all) - Let's get 'em!
- Cameraman-- I love you, I'm so sorry--
but can we get Nicholas camera?
Over there looking like an iced-out Chipotle burrito.
Aluminum foil-wearing ass.
(all laughing)
(bell dinging)
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
(all) - Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should I get 'em?
(all) - Let's get 'em!
- Hey, cameraman, put the camera right here on Kandie.
- Oh, (bleep).
- That's your teammate.
- Hips, body and ass coming through, hips, body and ass.
- Damn, Conceited, I didn't know you and Kandie was that close.
- (all laughing) - (bell dinging)
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
(all) - Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
(all) - Let's get 'em!
- All right, I'm gonna try to kill two birds with one stone.
Can we get two cameramen?
I need one on Mimi right here
and I need the other one on the green-haired chick right here.
- Banger.
- I ain't gonna lie.
Y'all was part of my favorite childhood show.
Y'all give it up for Cosmo and Wanda
from "The Fairly OddParents."
(bell dinging)
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
(all) - Let's get 'em!
- There's a hater in the house, should we get 'em?
(all) - Let's get 'em!
- Yo, cameraman, put the camera on Emman.
Boy, you ugly, the remix.
Your face look like a bag of "hell, no"
wrapped up in some "bitch, get off me!"
There's only two ugly mother(bleep) in here,
and, bitch, you both of them.
- Okay, hey, wait-- - (bell dinging)
- And if you don't know... - Now you know.
- Wait, wait, cameraman, since he already right here,
keep the camera on him.
I didn't even know we had a celebrity in the building.
Give it up for Mike Wazowski.
- One-eye-having ass, yeah. - (bell dinging)
- That way. - (bell dinging)
(cheers and applause)
- There it is.
DJ D-Wrek, tell 'em who won, man.
- Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
(cheers and applause)
- Larry June, C-O-N came to play.
Everybody, out your seats.
Get out your-- you're standing up.
Oh, he is standing up.
D-Wrek, take us out.
(all) - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(Nick) - Up next, I don't know what language Kandie's speaking.
(all) - ♪♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ I've got no rhythm in the classroom ♪♪
(Kandie speaking gibberish)
- What?
(all) - ♪♪ Oh Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Oh Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom? ♪♪
(all) - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(cheers and applause)
We see we got a bunch of bad-ass kids,
so you know what we're about to do.
It's time to play Kick 'Em Out The Classroom!
(cheers and applause)
Some of the best emcees and free-style rappers
in the business are right here on this stage
and they're about to get kicked out of the classroom
if they mess this game up.
All they've gotta do is mess up the flow,
don't say nothing, say the same word over again
and get your ass kicked out of the classroom.
At the end of the game,
the team with the most students still in class wins.
Simple as that. D-Wrek, you ready?
(D-Wrek) - I'm ready.
- Game's in your hands, let's go.
♪♪♪♪
(all) - ♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm wearing D&G in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ It's easy being me in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Big smile I love the cheese in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Boy let me see them teeth in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'll make it Run-DMC in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Hey y'all know kids eat free in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ They love J-U-S-T in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Hi I like to greet ♪♪
(all) - ♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm itching like a fiend ♪♪
(all) - ♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Big Mack can't see his feet ♪♪
(all) - ♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm the Kansas City Chiefs ♪♪
(all) - ♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Do you like me in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Boy you ugly as hell in the classroom ♪♪
(all) - ♪♪ Oh Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ I got no rhythm in the classroom ♪♪
(Kandie speaking gibberish)
- What?
(all) - ♪♪ Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Oh Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Y'all know I'm hungry in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Y'all know I like to bungee in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ But you never ever touch me in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Oh Humpty Dumpty in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ "Eee-eee" I'm a monkey in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I crack 'em up like I'm funny in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Justina look mad "bummy" in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ My shoes are really clunky in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm all about my money ♪♪
(all) - ♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm sweet like honey in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I eat it up and leave no crummies in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ And you know you never punk me in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ You a dummy in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ It's bright and sunny in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Under the desk is gummy in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Uh wrapping mummies in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ And I like to watch Gumby in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Con looking like a donkey in this classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Good food in my tummy in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I've been racing like Kentucky in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Somebody smells musty in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ How I know you're a flunky in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Booty getting kind of chubby ♪♪
(all) - ♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Oh Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Oh Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom? ♪♪♪♪
(school bell ringing)
- Yo, we was gonna go all night on that one.
(cheers and applause)
Who won, D-Wrek?
- Old School got more students kicked out.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all!
(Nick) - That was a hell of a game.
Y'all make some noise for Conceited and the New School,
Larry June.
Larry June will be performing later.
D-Wrek, take us out.
(all) - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(Nick) - Up next, Con is asking to get dumped on.
- ♪♪ Damn Kandie ♪♪
♪♪ In high school you was a man Kandie ♪♪
♪♪ But now you're just a bit rougher ♪♪
♪♪ I mean and stop trying to hide your stick brother ♪♪
♪♪ That explains why your favorite comedian ♪♪
♪♪ Is Chris Tucker ♪♪
(cheers and applause)
(all) - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(cheers and applause)
We stay lit, man, this game is going crazy.
We've got Larry June over there, the captain of The New School,
and Conceited.
- Whoo!
- Con, you acting like you're just so, like, comfortable
and, like, this is what you do just 'cause y'all 3-0 right now.
- Man, because, look, this is my game that's coming up,
and we already winning 3-0.
So we know this part.
You can't rap, so we're gonna win.
Duh.
(D-Wrek) - I think he's a...
- Believe this? - ...cartoon character.
- Now it's time for the bonus round and it's called the...
(all) - Wildstyle.
- Oh, yeah, you know how it is.
Larry June is ready, we battling right here.
Battle rap style, which Con is supposed to be an expert at,
but here on "Wild 'N Out," we focus on them jokes,
so each punchline is one point added to your total score.
So it's anybody's game.
They think they're winning now
but let's see if they can hold on to the crown.
New School, step up.
Old School, have my back please,
'cause we about to get to it.
I'm keeping that million-dollar chain right here.
And, Larry June, since you're virtual,
since you're a hologram,
I want you to kick this thing off first.
D-Wrek, do what you do, man.
♪♪♪♪
Sing it with me, y'all.
(all) - ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
♪♪ Wildstyle... ♪♪
(Nick) - ♪♪ Talk to 'em Larry ♪♪
- ♪♪ Nick not hard and it's so sad ♪♪
♪♪ Only thing he's good at is being a dad ♪♪
♪♪ Game time fourth quarter taking the shot ♪♪
♪♪ Nick never has to move to control the block ♪♪
- (cheers and applause) - (bell dinging)
- If the only thing I'm good at is being a dad,
I'll take that, I'll take that.
(all) - ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ Hey yo Con what you conceited for Daddy? ♪♪
♪♪ You look like a cracked-out Puerto Rican papi ♪♪
♪♪ I ain't one of them you can't out-rap me ♪♪
♪♪ If running out was a block you could never out trap me ♪♪
- (bell dinging) - Whoa.
(all) - ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- Can you cut the beat, Conceited, please?
Can I please have Charron to the front, please?
- Oh, I like this battle right here.
- Be careful, Santwon, they call cops.
- They do?
♪♪ This first one's gonna leave your knees like jelly ♪♪
♪♪ From the slums of Canada Water Gun Kelly ♪♪
♪♪ Bars hella filthy your bars just stink ♪♪
♪♪ Canadian bacon so little you'd probably miss it if you blink ♪♪
- All right. - (bell dinging)
- ♪♪ Listen Santwon you need to stop rapping ♪♪
♪♪ Everything you're saying is trash ♪♪
♪♪ Your bars are like you sex life ♪♪
♪♪ A pain in the ass ♪♪
♪♪ I mean real talk, real talk ♪♪
(bell dinging)
♪♪ He's the biggest fruit that we'll see ♪♪
♪♪ He's so gay when he does a multiple choice ♪♪
♪♪ He chooses the "D" ♪♪
- (cheers and applause) - (bell dinging)
- Hold on--
- Let's go, that's my white boy from Canada!
- Jack, come here, Jack.
♪♪ Hey yo Jack with that half vision ♪♪
♪♪ I'm gonna have to do something brutal ♪♪
♪♪ It's kind of like your eyes are in home school ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause there is only one pupil ♪♪
(bell dinging)
♪♪ And damn Kandie ♪♪
♪♪ In high school you was a man Kandie ♪♪
♪♪ But now you're just a bit rougher ♪♪
♪♪ I mean and stop trying to hide your stick brother ♪♪
♪♪ That explains why your favorite comedian ♪♪
♪♪ Is Chris Tucker ♪♪
- (bell dinging) - Oh...
- ♪♪ And you Justina why would you envy me? ♪♪
♪♪ You're such a thot your favorite letters ♪♪
♪♪ In the alphabet are S-T-D ♪♪
(bell dinging)
♪♪ And you have all these babies ♪♪
♪♪ A bunch of baby mamas and everything ♪♪
♪♪ I bet there was no Christmas presents under your tree ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause Nick Cannon doesn't wrap up anything ♪♪
- All right, hold on, hold on... - (bell dinging)
- ...hold on.
♪♪ See look at you man ♪♪
♪♪ Everything I do you can tell Con hated ♪♪
♪♪ He really wanna be me he concentrated ♪♪
♪♪ Used to be on my team but now Con's traded ♪♪
♪♪ All up on my (bleep) dog I guess you constipated ♪♪
(all) - Oh...
(bell dinging)
- Relax, relax, relax, all right?
♪♪ He used to think he was André 3000 with that turban ♪♪
♪♪ That used to make the crowd laugh ♪♪
♪♪ But honestly you're just going out sad ♪♪
♪♪ But I know why you thought you were André ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause when it comes to rap you'll always be an Outkast ♪♪♪♪
(bell dinging)
- My (bleep) was way more lit than that.
I'll...
D-Wrek, make some sense out of this.
- I've gotta give it to the New School.
Make some noise for Con and the New School, y'all.
- You still a ho and you still a ho.
(cheers and applause)
- It's all love.
You know what, next time Larry June gonna pull up.
I guess Con get to hold on
to the million-dollar chain for a while.
Y'all make some noise for the New School.
Everybody on their feet, turn your TVs up,
and make some noise for Larry June!
(cheers and applause)
♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪ A nice day on the block ♪♪
♪♪ The trap is moving the (blank) is out ♪♪
♪♪ Hey Ms. Parker that body is nice ♪♪
♪♪ Your man ain't home I'm hittin' tonight ♪♪
♪♪ I'm heading to the mother(blank) store ♪♪
♪♪ A box of condoms and a water for sure ♪♪
♪♪ Bounce out hit the kill switch ready to go ♪♪
♪♪ Old (blank) on my line and she ready (blank) ♪♪
♪♪ See you on the Internet with them fake-(blank) posts ♪♪
♪♪ Yeah, I got a lot of (blank) what else you wanna know? ♪♪
♪♪ Check it out I make a lot of money in mackin' ♪♪
♪♪ And if you want that little (blank) ♪♪
♪♪ You can have that back ♪♪
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪
(crowd) - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪♪♪