(Nick Cannon) The battle is reborn.
When the lights come up and the beat drops,
we can't be stopped.
This is where the Old School meets the New School,
because united, we wild out.
On this episode,
Sierra Gates is brave enough to join the fight.
- Downloading team captain Sierra Gates
with a performance by Yung Pooda.
(Nick) The future is lit.
You ready?
It's time to wild out.
- ♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N... ♪♪
- Alright, y'all, on your feet,
hands together and make some noise for your host,
Nick Cannon!
- ♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N... ♪♪ (music stops)
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
Y'all make some noise for my boy DJ D-Wrek.
- Hey, hey, how you doing? You're cute.
- And we elevatin' to that highest frequency.
No more girls, we got the "Wild'N Out" goddesses.
(cheers and applause)
Thank you, ladies, thank you, can I give you that?
Absolutely, we going all the way up,
two teams battling head to head to see who's the funniest.
And I'm the captain of the New School!
(cheers and applause)
Santwon, Maddy, Amber Diamond,
Charron back, Radio Big Mack,
and Bobb'e J. Thompson.
(cheers and applause)
But we gotta give it up for the opps,
I'm usually over there so it feels a little awkward.
Y'all make some noise for the Old School!
(cheers and applause)
♪♪ O-O-O-O-O ♪♪
JJ, Conceited, Justina, Mimi,
Jacob, Rip Michaels, Jack Thriller,
and their captain, Godfrey the comedian.
- What's up, baby?
(cheers and applause)
- Now, I'm putting the doodies over there
with you, man, can y'all hold it down over there?
- We hold it down, Old School, what's up?
(cheers and applause)
- What would Steve Harvey do as the captain
of the Old School, what would he say?
(as Steve Harvey) - I'ma tell you right now,
Old School, we gon' whoop your ass, little New School.
(mock laughter)
- Y'all make some noise for Godfrey one time.
- Let's go.
- And I had to put a refined, seasoned queen
on this team, a real boss all the way from
"Love & Hip Hop", y'all make some noise
for Sierra Gates.
(cheers and applause)
Hologram style.
- You already know the vibes, let's get it, let's go, come on.
- There it is, she a queen,
she making millions, she here on "Wild'N Out".
And we gonna get to it and make it happen,
y'all ready for the first game?
(all) Yeah!
- Well, this one we call...
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
(all) ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
- Pick up and kill it, a freestyle game
where one MC leads off, the other one gotta
pick up and kill, the team that gets through it the best
wins all the way, you ready, D-Wrek...
(all) ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
- Your topic is strip clubs, let's go.
- ♪♪ At the strip club and I got all my ones ♪♪
♪♪ You know I be there having some fun ♪♪
- ♪♪ Oh, you having some fun? I wanna see you twerk ♪♪
♪♪ I'm 'bout to hit the bathroom and buy me a shirt ♪♪
- ♪♪ Grab you a shirt, won't you grab me a sweater? ♪♪
♪♪ When I hit the stage I start changing the weather ♪♪
- ♪♪ Changing the weather, boy, you so cold ♪♪
♪♪ Ooh, I like the way she workin' on the pole ♪♪
- ♪♪ You workin' that pole, I can't get enough ♪♪
♪♪ Pokémon booty, call her Jigglypuff ♪♪
- ♪♪ Pokémon booty, boy, that's a blessing ♪♪
♪♪ I heard they got a "Wild'N Out" section ♪♪
- ♪♪ "Wild'N Out" section, they gon' know me ♪♪
♪♪ When she is not lookin' I'll take back my money ♪♪
(laughter)
- ♪♪ That's what I'm up to ♪♪
(both) ♪♪ I'm gon' pick something up too ♪♪
- ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
- Your topic is surgery.
- ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
- ♪♪ Some people need surgery, yeah, I see why ♪♪
♪♪ First thing I'd do, give Jack an eye ♪♪
- ♪♪ Give Jack an eye, that will not last ♪♪
♪♪ You should get gastric bypass ♪♪
- ♪♪ Gastric bypass, yeah, that's true ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, Rip, what's the doctor that you went to? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Rip went to, you lean, you shift ♪♪
♪♪ You should get a breast lift ♪♪
- ♪♪ Get a breast lift? That would be swell ♪♪
♪♪ Put the fat in your ass, that's BBL ♪♪
- ♪♪ BBL, I don't need that ♪♪
♪♪ I got two shots to fix the flat ♪♪
- ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
- Your topic is outer space.
- ♪♪ ...And kill it and kill it ♪♪
- ♪♪ Talk about space like they understand it ♪♪
♪♪ When you and I verse, we do not planet ♪♪
- ♪♪ We do not planet, so stay in your place ♪♪
♪♪ You are my sun give me my space ♪♪
- ♪♪ Give you your space, I think that you're light ♪♪
♪♪ You wish that your ass was meatier, right? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Meteorite, that must be slang ♪♪
♪♪ That D is so small that there ain't no Big Bang ♪♪
- ♪♪ Ain't no Big Bang? Pull down my zipper ♪♪
♪♪ I am a star, you'll meet the Big Dipper ♪♪
- ♪♪ Meet your big dipper, I'm on a hiatus ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause I heard you like guys all up in Uranus ♪♪
- ♪♪ Kill it and kill it ♪♪ - (bleep)?
- ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
- Your topic is balding.
-♪♪ We just got balding, that is the best ♪♪
♪♪ The baldest one here is DJ D-Wrek ♪♪
- ♪♪ DJ D-Wrek, is that what you said? ♪♪
♪♪ He look like he left his hairline in the bed ♪♪
- ♪♪ Hairline in bed? That's what you mean, fool ♪♪
♪♪ He left his hairline way back in preschool ♪♪
- ♪♪ Back in preschool, that's a fact ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, DJ D-Wrek, why don't you take off your hat? ♪♪
-♪♪ Take off your hat, take off your hat ♪♪
(all) ♪♪ DJ D-Wrek, won't you take off your hat? ♪♪
♪♪ Take off your hat take off your hat ♪♪
(cheers and applause)
(rapid dinging)
(cheering continues)
- D-Wrek, who won that game? - Old School won that one.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
(cheers and applause)
- Sierra Gates, Godfrey the comedian
came to play, everybody on they feet.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N ♪♪
(Nick) Coming up, Big Mack talks education reform.
- Classes that should be mandatory
before getting a diploma.
- What is how to pay half your bills
with half your check, still make it to the club,
buy some bottles, and have your lights
still come on at the end of the day?
(cheers and applause)
- ♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N Wild'N, Wild'N ♪♪
- Planet "Wild'N Out", make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
We back outside, season 17, 'na mean?
I'm over here on the New School,
over there you got Sierra Gates
and Godfrey the comedian
representing for the grown folks.
Old School style, we gonna play
an old school classic game,
y'all know it, y'all love it,
it's called Hood Jeopardy.
(cheers and applause)
- My type of game, baby.
Take me back to the west side of Atlanta.
- There it is, it's a classic game
all about the jokes.
Just like the TV show, we got answers
that DJ D-Wrek is gonna give us.
- Yes. - And then
we gotta come up with hilarious hood questions.
If it's funny, it gets a bell. (bell dings)
It's not funny, it get that buzzer.
(buzzer) Team with the most bells
wins the game. - (DJ D-Wrek) Yup.
- DJ D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- A'ight, y'all ready?
(cheers and applause)
Your answer is Black people do this
when they think the world is ending.
- What is I think I'm gonna have some sex
with a couple white girls before this (bleep) goes.
(ding) (laughter)
- What is still feel the window
to see if they gotta get up to go to work in the morning?
If it's too cold, I'm ain't going.
I ain't going. (ding)
- Yerrrp! - (all) Yerrrp!
- What is, huh, the rent's due?
Let's see how the next couple days go
before I pay that thing.
(ding)
- Oh, I got one.
What is a 3-5...
- What? - Like...
- What is what? - I feel ya, sis.
Roll that (bleep) up. (mock inhaling)
(overlapping chatter)
- I'm gonna give her the courtesy bell.
(bell dings) - Bing!
- What is "goddamn world finna end, you already know
what the (bleep)'s going on, we out here (bleep)..."
(ding) (indistinct shouting)
- How you found out you were being cheated on.
(buzzing) - I got it.
What is...
- His girlfriend's pregnant by Nick Cannon.
(audience gasps) (ding)
- Tha-- that (bleep) probably be true.
(laughter)
- This is what women do but--
what is "listen, boo, I'm coming to you woman to woman."
(laughter) (ding)
- Hold on, hold on.
What is I went in raw but I came out with a condom on?
(laughter) (ding)
- What is "why is T-Mobile texting you 'good morning'?"
(laughter) (ding)
- Ha, okay.
- Black fathers do this on TikTok.
- What is find out your daughter is a thot?
(laughter) (ding)
- Yerrrp. - (all) Yerrrp!
- What is...
(grunting)
(laughter)
(ding)
- What is I just wanted to take this time out
to say I hate DJ D-Wrek so much.
(buzzer) (laughter)
- And I hate you too.
Alright, classes that should be mandatory
before getting a diploma.
- In order for you to graduate,
you have to take a class in common sense.
(cheers and applause) - (D-Wrek) What is?
- Wha-- what about the "what is", Godfrey?
- He went to community college, he stupid.
- What is! What is!
- What is how to use a blinker
'cause this bitch keeps cutting me off
and now I'm late for mother(bleep) work?
(cheers and applause) (ding)
- What is how to build your credit?
- Yes, Mimi, come on!
- What is wash your ass?
(laughter) (ding)
Ashton Kutcher and them.
(laughter)
- What is...
putting on a condom?
(laughter) (ding)
- Yerrrp. - (all) Yerrp.
- What is how to pay half your bills
with half your check, still make it to the club,
buy some bottles, and have your lights
still come on at the end of the day?
(cheers and applause) (rapid dinging)
- DJ D-Wrek, who won, man?
- I'ma give that to the New School.
Make some noise for 'em. (cheers and applause)
- What're you talking about? Don't worry, Sierra.
We got more game to play.
Godfrey and them gonna hold it down for ya.
Everybody on their feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N ♪♪
(Nick) Coming up, somebody just
give Jacob a hug already.
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ I got nothin' ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ Stop playin', I know you bluffin' ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, I want some lovin' ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride... ♪♪
(cheers and applause)
- ♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N ♪♪
- Planet "Wild'N Out", make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
It's time to play a game
that's quickly becoming a fan favorite.
It's called Backseat of my Ride.
(cheers and applause)
We gonna show Sierra Gates what this is about.
This is a new freestyle game where each team member
gets the opportunity to come up here
and freestyle back and forth,
and the one that gets stumped gets kicked up outta there,
the other one gets the point.
You ready to rock, D-Wrek? - Let's go.
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, go go ♪♪
♪♪ Backseat of my ride, go go ♪♪
♪♪ The backseat of my ride ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, ain't got no pot to piss in ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ We know, don't mention ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ All these girls kissin' ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ You don't know what you missin' ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ Yes, I do too ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ Scooby-dooby-doo ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
(bleep).
- ♪♪ The backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ Backseat of my ride, go go ♪♪
♪♪ The backseat of my ride ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride I'm doing lots of taxes ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ I'm in a different bracket ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride I wear lots of khakis ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ That is the facts, see? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ I got nothing ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ Stop playin', I know you bluffin' ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ I want some lovin' ♪♪
(laughter)
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, go go ♪♪
♪♪ Backseat of my ride, go go ♪♪
♪♪ The backseat of my ride ♪♪
- ♪♪ The backseat of your ride, I found your Klan hoodie ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, you are mad, pussy ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of your ride ♪♪
♪♪ You tongue kiss your dog ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ Your girl's screaming "god" ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ She said it's really small ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ You are not tall ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ You've got a couple errands, you ain't sharin' ♪♪
♪♪ And I bet you that your mother's name is Karen ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪ - It's Debbie! It's Debbie!
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, go go ♪♪
♪♪ The backseat of my ride ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, I ain't afraid of jail ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ Girl, you hella pale ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ I'm selling all the drugs ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ You never met a thug ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ You know I'm very thorough ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ You never seen a borough ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride you know I got my Glock ♪♪
- ♪♪ Maddy stop, you do not ♪♪
♪♪ We all know that your dad's a cop ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
- And he's gonna take care of us!
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, go go ♪♪
♪♪ The backseat of my ride ♪♪ (rapid dinging)
(cheers and applause) (dog barking sound effect)
- Now that's how you drive.
(cheers and applause)
DJ D-Wrek, man, who won that game?
- Gotta give it to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
(cheers and applause)
- Whatever.
We got a lot more game to play.
Y'all make some noise for Sierra Gates one time
on the hologram screen. (cheers and applause)
Everybody on they feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N ♪♪
(Nick) Coming up, Justina got some more bars
for our Caucasian friends.
- ♪♪ Hey, yo, Maddy, don't overreact ♪♪
♪♪ You love laundry day ♪♪
♪♪ To separate the whites from the blacks ♪♪
♪♪ And Charron, I know that you tight, friend ♪♪
♪♪ Your (bleep) is the reason that I'd never date white men ♪♪
(cheers and applause) - Yo! That's right.
- ♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N Wild'N, Wild'N ♪♪
- Planet "Wild'N Out", make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
We stay lit for season 17, 'na mean?
And we gettin' it in Old School versus New School,
and on the Old School over there,
y'all make some noise for Sierra Gates,
she ready to get to it.
(cheers and applause) - What's up?
Y'all about to see me on the mic, my other inner self
is from Brooklyn,
so I'm about to let it rap.
Or is it rip? Rip, rip.
- Well, you know what, she right.
It's time for that bonus round and it's called the...
(all) Wildstyle.
- All the way ready and we about to get to it.
Here on "Wild'N Out" we focus on them jokes
when we freestyle rapping,
so each point gonna be one point added to your...
- Total score. - There it is, D-Wrek.
And they fighting for that million dollar comedy chain
right there that Erica holding onto.
Y'all see it. - Give me that, I need that.
I need that to go with the rest of my jewels, booboo.
Come on, gimme that. - Old School, step up.
New School, step up. Sierra, you gonna
kick this thing off since you already jumping the gun.
D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ - Say it, say it, say it.
- ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ - Let's go, queen.
- ♪♪ Nick, you a dog in a turban ♪♪
♪♪ All you do is chase cat ♪♪
♪♪ Posted up at all them baby showers ♪♪
♪♪ And you still can't rap ♪♪ (audience gasps)
- I don't know what one has to do with the other.
- ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ Unh, new school so I got the waves ♪♪
♪♪ Let go the turban, I got my gauge ♪♪
♪♪ And I'ma blast you, then I'ma smash you ♪♪
♪♪ And then I'ma come through in something brand new ♪♪
♪♪ Cause I do that, son, I'm not this Con-vict ♪♪
♪♪ I'm not this Con-artist, or Con (bleep) ♪♪
♪♪ I keep spittin' off the top like this ♪♪
♪♪ And I'll mop your whole crew up 'cause I'm nice like this ♪♪
(all exclaiming)
(Godfrey) Don't let him do that to our team!
- New School! - Let me get Charron and Maddy.
- Ooh...
- Uh-huh, okay, yo.
♪♪ Hey, yo, Maddy, don't overreact ♪♪
♪♪ You love laundry day ♪♪
♪♪ To separate the whites from the blacks ♪♪
♪♪ And Charron, I know that you tight, friend ♪♪
♪♪ Your (bleep) is the reason that I'd never date white men ♪♪
(cheers and applause) - Yo! That's right.
- DJ D-Wrek, may you kindly remove the instrumental?
Please? (music stops)
Yo, this redhead needs to leave the stage.
You know how many diseases her DNA has rearranged?
The only thing that spreads quicker than COVID-19
is Justina's legs.
(cheers and applause) (ding)
- Hold on, I'm mad, because with this white man
I expect the hatin'.
He wouldn't give me a high-five
just to say that he left me hangin'.
(laughter) (ding)
Admit, (bleep), you never wore a condom in your life.
I know it hurts your pride.
Your girl asked how you liked your eggs,
and you said fertilized.
(audience gasps)
- Con, you thought that (bleep) was hot,
but I'll brush it off my shoulders.
All that (bleep) you kickin', still keep my composure.
I'm fly when I'm posin',
kinda like you when you modeling for Fashion Nova.
- Hold on, hold on... (ding)
- I don't model for Fa-- - You do model
for Fashion Nova! - That was a long time ago.
(laughter)
- Alright, Maddy, I didn't wanna say this
but I don't have a choice.
Your ass is even flatter than the tone of my voice.
And Charron, you're from Canada and I like your sports teams.
That's why your girl and I played tonsil hockey.
And Nick... - Yes, sir, yes, sir.
- I know you're making lots of bucks,
I'm glad you got glasses so even you can see
your music sucks.
(cheers and applause) (rapid dinging)
- Let's go, Jacob! - Jacob!
- D-Wrek, who won?
- It's obvious
the Old School won that one,
make some noise for the Old School y'all.
- And make some noise for Sierra Gates.
- Bring me that, booboo.
Y'all already know, money T, money monsters.
(cheers and applause)
- I need everybody on their feet.
Make some noise 'cause we about to rock out
hologram style, we almost all the way back.
Y'all make some noise for Yung Pooda.
(cheers and applause)
♪♪♪♪
♪♪ Got the trunk popped like hold up, we forever tippin' ♪♪
♪♪ We done told 'em that and we done showed 'em that ♪♪
♪♪ But they never listen ♪♪
♪♪ This the next edition on the pedal with it ♪♪
♪♪ I'ma shut it down like the epidemic ♪♪
♪♪ They invested with the devil let's admit it ♪♪
♪♪ But I'm legend with it comin' hella different ♪♪
♪♪ Ran into Heavy, then I had a blessing, met Paul Wall ♪♪
♪♪ We was talkin' 'bout how this not the West ♪♪
♪♪ But it's wild, wild ♪♪
♪♪ Long live Screw, if it ain't slowed up, it's a lost cause ♪♪
♪♪ And I talk loud 'cause I boss hog like the Outlawz, hold up ♪♪
♪♪ This my H-Town, Texas flow ♪♪
♪♪ Showin' -- like a naked -- ♪♪
♪♪ My paint done so professional ♪♪
♪♪ It's wet and red like SpaghettiOs ♪♪
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪
- ♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N ♪♪
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪