The battle is reborn.
When the lights come up and the beat drops,
we can't be stopped.
This is where the Old School meets the New School
because united we wild out.
On this episode Jackie Christie and Brandi Maxiell
are brave enough to join the fight.
- Downloading team captains
Jackie Christie and Brandi Maxiell.
With a performance by DW Flame and TraeTwoThree.
The future is lit, you ready?
It's time to wild out.
- All right, everybody on your feet!
Hands together, and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
Y'all give it up for my man, DJ D-Wrek!
- Y'all, what's up, what's up?
Y'all make some noise
for the "Wild'N Out" Goddesses.
Thank you, ladies.
We gotta switch it up this time.
- Switch it up? - Yes, sir, so I'm go ahead
and be the captain of the New School.
Eman Hudson, Bobb'e J. Thompson,
Santwon, Amber Diamond, Teddy Mora,
Cortez, and Radio Big Mack.
Had to switch it up on 'em.
Y'all make some noise for team Old School!
Justina Valentine, Rip Micheals,
Mimi, Jack Thriller, Jacob, C-O-N.
I had to switch up.
Godfrey the Comedian.
Ol' JJ, he ain't Lil' JJ, that's Ol' JJ.
They gonna be the old man team captains.
Y'all make some noise for 'em.
Jack Thriller, team captain, Godfrey.
And with all due respect...
- We got some queens here. - Come on now.
- From "Basketball Wives." Y'all make some noise
for the queens, Brandi Maxiell
and Jackie Christie!
How y'all feeling?
- Feeling good. - Feeling real good.
That's what's up but we ready to get to it.
So y'all ready to get to a game off top?
It's a Old School favorite, but this time I'm gonna be on
the New School side, so I'ma ask each team to step up.
New School, step up. Old School, step up.
It's time to play Turn Up For What?!
A'ight, D-Wrek, we ready to do this?
- Old School, y'all up first, let's go, wild out.
- A'ight, ay yo, "Wild'N Out", turn up!
Turn up for what?
- I went to a "Wild'N Out" girl house last night.
And she wasn't sleeping on a air mattress!
- Get money, get money...
Get money, get money...
- Shut up! "Wild'N Out", turn up!
- Turn up for what?
- Because, I finally extended my car's warranty.
So they could stop calling me
about extending my car's warranty!
- Whoo!
- "Wild'N Out", turn up!
- Turn up for what?
- 'Cause I just got back from the bar taking shot after shot
and this old lady paying for it
'cause she thought that I was Eman!
- Free drinks, free drinks...
- An old lady. - Free drinks!
- "Wild'N Out", turn up!
- Turn up for what?
- My ex-girlfriend says she'll only
take me back when pigs fly.
Well, oink-oink, guess what's skydiving
by your house tomorrow?
- Go Teddy, go Teddy, go Teddy.
- "Wild'N Out", turn up.
- Turn up for what?
- I may be blind in this eye
but I can still see the money.
- Ohh! Ohh!
- No!
- "Wild'N Out", turn up!
- Turn up for what?
- Because with every new kid I get,
I get a new job!
- We working, we working...
- But you don't, but you don't, but you don't.
- Ay, "Wild'N Out", turn up.
- Turn up for what?
- 'Cause Lil Nas X is pregnant.
And at least we know this ain't one of Nick's kids!
- Yerrrh! - Yerrrh!
- Jersey, turn up!
- Turn up for what?
- 'Cause last night I had White Castle
and didn't get the bubble gut!
- Yeah!
- D-Wrek, make some sense out of this.
- I gotta give it to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
- It was weird being over here.
We got a lot more game to play. Everybody on they feet.
DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
Coming up, I think y'all got me in a moment.
- Your answer is what women think after a breakup.
- What is...
- I'm coming home!
- Planet "Wild'N Out", make some noise.
- I thought of trying something out a little different
in this episode.
I'm the captain of the New School.
Feeling young, feeling fly.
But they not old, they seasoned. From "Basketball Wives",
y'all give it up for Jackie Christie
and Brandi Maxiell, one time.
It's time to play an Old School game, it's a classic one.
Y'all ready for it? It's called Hood Jeopardy.
It's exactly like the show
we all grew up on, but you know what?
We got some hood questions and some hood answers.
And if y'all answer in question form
it's funny, it gets a bell.
If it's wack, it get that buzzer.
Team with most bells wins the game, D-Wrek, you ready?
- I am. - You running it over there.
It's in your hands.
- Your answer is three words
you may hear after sex ends too fast.
- I'm so sorry.
- What is... Money on dresser.
- What is... I don't know?
- What is...
Wanna go again?
- What is...
Eman, what happened?
- What is...
It wouldn't fit.
- What-- what is...
- What is...
You pregnant already?
- Okay, your answer is what Nick Cannon's--
Hold on, I'm not saying this, uh...
- Penis.
- Santwon, finish this for me.
- Oh, uh, what Nick Cannon's penis, huh, says to him.
- Whoa! - What is...
Bro, can I get a vacation?
- What is...
Ay, ay, man!
You know I don't like all that condom stuff, bro.
What is...
Good morning, what we about to get into?
- What is...
You a wild boy, man, you wild.
You wild, boy.
- Have you not been entertained!
- What is...
And I got this scab right here from yesterday,
and I got a new scab...
- Your answer is without this
"Wild'N Out" wouldn't be possible.
- What is... Black people.
- What is... Nick Cannon.
- What is...
Nick Cannon's apology.
- Your answer is what women think after a breakup.
- What is...
Why you being weird to me?!
- What is I never should
have broken up with Jacob. His penis is enormous.
- What is I'ma take this time to get back into God, do me,
understand myself and get back into the gym.
- What is...
Man, I shoulda stayed with Cortez.
He on TV doing his thug... That .
- I got one. - Brandi got one.
- What is where your friend at?
- What is...
You know what, never mind. I'm glad I left Cortez.
That work for Nick Cannon.
He ain't making no real money.
- Ahh!
And onto the next answer.
- I made it, I made it, you got a bell...
It was a long run, you gotta let me go.
You know what I found funny.
- Supposed to say "what is".
- What is...
- I'm coming home!
DJ D-Wrek, who won that game?
I gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
- We can do our young people dance.
Take us out, D-Wrek.
Up next, check out my new theme song.
Planet "Wild'N Out" make some noise.
We back outside!
We got the "Basketball Wives" in the building.
Y'all keep it going for us one time.
It's time to play a classic game.
Y'all know it, y'all love it. It's called Hip Hop History.
Yeah, we gonna teach y'all a little lesson.
We gon' get some actual events in history, and we gonna make
a hip-hop song about it, and you guys get to tell us
which song is the hottest, a'ight?
Yeah!
- We got the suggestions online
And, uh, Old School?
We gon' give y'all Black Wall Street.
- Oh, yeah. - New School?
We gonna go 2021 Baby Boom. The Baby Boom is going down.
That's what we got. - Old School, wild out.
- Black Wall Street.
1921, you know what I'm saying?
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat!
Greenwood District.
Get a whole lot of money. - Lot of money.
Wall Street!
- That's how you teach history and make a record.
- Give it up for the opening act, please,
give it up for the opening act.
- Y'all make some noise.
- Give it up for the opening act.
- Can we have a little fertile conversation real quick?
- Talk to 'em, boss. - Since the pandemic,
it has been over ten million babies born.
- Ten million. - Oh, wow.
- And only half of 'em are mine.
- They wanna hear it in a song.
That's the way they learn everything these days.
- There it is. - DJ D-Wrek, talk to 'em.
- So what we do?!
- A'ight, a'ight, a'ight, let's do it the right way.
Let's bring a "Wild'N Out" girl up here to help us deliberate.
Y'all make some noise for Bree one time.
- All right, y'all, let's give it up for the Old Squad!
- She said it right the Old Squad!
You said it right, the Old Squad.
- Let's give it up for the New Squad!
- All right, guys, I'ma have to give it to the New Squad!
- There it is, we got a lot more game to play.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
Coming up, Justina
didn't have to do it like that.
- You said it right that I'm really that bitch.
But we call you piñata, you let everyone hit.
- Ooh!
- Planet "Wild'N Out", make some noise!
Old School versus New School, and we got
the "Basketball Wives" in the building.
Y'all make some noise for
Jackie Christie and Brandi Maxiell.
We gettin' to it, and I'm on the-- I'm on the New School.
I'm feeling young, I'm feeling young and fly today,
so it feel like I catch this W.
'Cause it's time for the bonus round.
And it's called the...
Wildstyle!
- Oh, yeah, freestyle rapping, but here at "Wild'N Out",
you know what we do, we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is one point added to your...
- Total score. - We going all the way in
for that comedy championship chain right there.
Million dollar chain. - I want that chain, Nick.
Come on, Nick, look how it look on me, come on.
- All right, okay. - She's puttin' 'em on ya.
New School, step up. Old School, step up.
Ladies, y'all gon' go first.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
- Yes, facts!
And end it like that.
- Amber says she wanna cut the beat.
- Ay, Justina, ain't gonna lie, you the queen of this .
But the only reason you're here is 'cause
you probably with Nick.
- Ooh! - I'm surprised you didn't
get pregnant 'cause you been poppin' Plan Bs.
So now you stuck here 'cause you ain't got no Plan B.
- Ooh! - Okay.
- Smash her.
- You tried to come for me but that wasn't the plan.
You've been on your knees so long,
you forgot you could stand.
- You said it right that I'm really that bitch.
But we call you piñata, you let everyone hit.
- Ay yo, Teddy, you probably got a burger tattoo
that says "I love fast food."
You so fat you couldn't even fit in a chat room.
- Oh damn!
- And Big Mack, why do I think this bum see in me?
You so fat you get tired listening to Run DMC.
- And Con, and Con... - Shut up, man.
- I ain't even trying to annoy you.
But can I use that to cover up my food?
'Cause I'm all out of aluminum foil.
- Hold on. - Okay, Cortez.
- And Justina, you always rapping.
Thinking you the bomb.
Go and tell the people you bought your ass off of Wish.com.
- Okay, a'ight, a'ight, well...
Cortez, you lack confidence. I think you need to get more.
You the last ferret, no one bought at the pet store.
And every time you spit,
it's really toxic.
You look like the sperm before the Plan B stops it.
- DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Old School wins that one.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all
- You can bring that, baby, you can bring that
right over here to Mama.
- Salute to the queens.
- Thank you, Nick, I am really enjoying this.
- That's what diamonds make you do.
I need everybody on they feet.
Turn your TVs up, and make some noise
for DW Flame and TraeTwoThree.
Hologram style, let's go!