(Nick Cannon) The battle is reborn.
When the lights come up and the beat drops,
we can't be stopped.
This is where the Old School meets the New School
because united we wild out.
On this episode Jackie Christie and Brandi Maxiell
are brave enough to join the fight.
- Downloading team captains
Jackie Christie and Brandi Maxiell.
With a performance by DW Flame and TraeTwoThree.
(Nick) The future is lit, you ready?
It's time to wild out.
♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n... ♪♪
- All right, everybody on your feet!
Hands together, and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
(cheering and applause)
(all) ♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
Y'all give it up for my man, DJ D-Wrek!
- Y'all, what's up, what's up?
Y'all make some noise
for the "Wild'N Out" Goddesses.
Thank you, ladies.
We gotta switch it up this time.
- Switch it up? - Yes, sir, so I'm go ahead
and be the captain of the New School.
(cheering and applause)
Eman Hudson, Bobb'e J. Thompson,
Santwon, Amber Diamond, Teddy Mora,
Cortez, and Radio Big Mack.
Had to switch it up on 'em.
Y'all make some noise for team Old School!
(cheering and applause)
Justina Valentine, Rip Micheals,
Mimi, Jack Thriller, Jacob, C-O-N.
I had to switch up.
Godfrey the Comedian.
Ol' JJ, he ain't Lil' JJ, that's Ol' JJ.
They gonna be the old man team captains.
Y'all make some noise for 'em.
Jack Thriller, team captain, Godfrey.
And with all due respect...
- We got some queens here. - Come on now.
- From "Basketball Wives." Y'all make some noise
for the queens, Brandi Maxiell
and Jackie Christie!
(cheering and applause)
How y'all feeling?
- Feeling good. - Feeling real good.
That's what's up but we ready to get to it.
So y'all ready to get to a game off top?
(all cheering)
It's a Old School favorite, but this time I'm gonna be on
the New School side, so I'ma ask each team to step up.
New School, step up. Old School, step up.
It's time to play Turn Up For What?!
(cheering and applause)
A'ight, D-Wrek, we ready to do this?
- Old School, y'all up first, let's go, wild out.
- A'ight, ay yo, "Wild'N Out", turn up!
(all) Turn up for what?
- I went to a "Wild'N Out" girl house last night.
And she wasn't sleeping on a air mattress!
(cheering, music plays...)
(ding) - Get money, get money...
Get money, get money...
- Shut up! "Wild'N Out", turn up!
- Turn up for what?
- Because, I finally extended my car's warranty.
So they could stop calling me
about extending my car's warranty!
(cheering)
(music, ding)
- Whoo!
- "Wild'N Out", turn up!
- Turn up for what?
- 'Cause I just got back from the bar taking shot after shot
and this old lady paying for it
'cause she thought that I was Eman!
(cheering, music, ding)
- Free drinks, free drinks...
- An old lady. - Free drinks!
- "Wild'N Out", turn up!
- Turn up for what?
- My ex-girlfriend says she'll only
take me back when pigs fly.
Well, oink-oink, guess what's skydiving
by your house tomorrow?
(cheering)
(music, ding)
- Go Teddy, go Teddy, go Teddy.
- "Wild'N Out", turn up.
- Turn up for what?
- I may be blind in this eye
but I can still see the money.
- Ohh! Ohh! - (cheering)
- No!
(crickets chirping, laughter)
- "Wild'N Out", turn up!
- Turn up for what?
- Because with every new kid I get,
I get a new job!
(cheering, music)
- We working, we working... (ding)
- But you don't, but you don't, but you don't.
- Ay, "Wild'N Out", turn up.
- Turn up for what?
- 'Cause Lil Nas X is pregnant.
And at least we know this ain't one of Nick's kids!
(cheering, laughter)
(ding)
- Yerrrh! - Yerrrh!
- Jersey, turn up!
- Turn up for what?
- 'Cause last night I had White Castle
and didn't get the bubble gut!
(cheering, music)
- Yeah! - (bell dings)
♪♪♪♪
(rapid dinging)
(cheering and applause)
- D-Wrek, make some sense out of this.
- I gotta give it to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
- It was weird being over here.
We got a lot more game to play. Everybody on they feet.
DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n, wild'n, wild'n... ♪♪
(Nick) Coming up, I think y'all got me in a moment.
- Your answer is what women think after a breakup.
(buzzes in)
- What is...
♪♪ When you left I lost ♪♪
♪♪ A part of me ♪♪
(all) ♪♪ 'Cause we belong together ♪♪
- I'm coming home!
(cheering and applause)
♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
- Planet "Wild'N Out", make some noise.
(cheering and applause)
- I thought of trying something out a little different
in this episode.
I'm the captain of the New School.
Feeling young, feeling fly.
But they not old, they seasoned. From "Basketball Wives",
y'all give it up for Jackie Christie
and Brandi Maxiell, one time.
(cheering and applause)
It's time to play an Old School game, it's a classic one.
Y'all ready for it? It's called Hood Jeopardy.
It's exactly like the show
we all grew up on, but you know what?
We got some hood questions and some hood answers.
And if y'all answer in question form
it's funny, it gets a bell. (ding)
If it's wack, it get that buzzer.
(buzzer)
Team with most bells wins the game, D-Wrek, you ready?
- I am. - You running it over there.
It's in your hands.
- Your answer is three words
you may hear after sex ends too fast.
(buzzes in)
- I'm so sorry.
(laughter)
(ding)
- What is... Money on dresser.
(laughter, ding)
(buzzes in)
- What is... I don't know?
(laughter, ding)
(buzzes in) - What is...
Wanna go again?
(scattered laughter, buzzer)
(buzzes in) - What is...
Eman, what happened?
(laughter, ding)
(buzzes in) - What is...
It wouldn't fit.
(laughter)
(ding)
(buzzes in) - What-- what is...
(snoring)
(laughter)
(ding)
(buzzes in) - What is...
You pregnant already?
(laughter, ding)
- Okay, your answer is what Nick Cannon's--
Hold on, I'm not saying this, uh...
- Penis. - (bleep)
- Santwon, finish this for me.
- Oh, uh, what Nick Cannon's penis, huh, says to him.
(laughter)
- Whoa! - What is...
Bro, can I get a vacation?
(laughter, ding)
(buzzes in) - What is...
Ay, ay, man!
You know I don't like all that condom stuff, bro.
(laughter, ding)
(buzzes in)
(loud yawn) What is...
Good morning, what we about to get into?
(laughter, ding)
(buzzes in) - What is...
You a wild boy, man, you wild.
You wild, boy. (laughter, ding)
(buzzes in)
- Have you not been entertained!
(cheering and applause, ding)
(buzzes in) - What is...
And I got this scab right here from yesterday,
and I got a new scab...
(laughter, ding)
- Your answer is without this
"Wild'N Out" wouldn't be possible.
(buzzes in) - What is... Black people.
(cheering and applause, ding)
(buzzes in) - What is... Nick Cannon.
(cheering and applause, ding)
(buzzes in) - What is...
Nick Cannon's apology.
(laughter, ding)
- Your answer is what women think after a breakup.
(buzzes in) - What is...
Why you being weird to me?!
(laughter, ding)
(buzzes in) - What is I never should
have broken up with Jacob. His penis is enormous.
(laughter, ding)
- What is I'ma take this time to get back into God, do me,
understand myself and get back into the gym.
(laughter, ding)
(buzzes in) - What is...
Man, I shoulda stayed with Cortez.
He on TV doing his thug... That (bleep) is killing (bleep).
(cheering and applause, ding)
- I got one. - Brandi got one.
- What is where your friend at?
(laughter, ding)
(buzzes in) - What is...
You know what, never mind. I'm glad I left Cortez.
That (bleep) work for Nick Cannon.
He ain't making no real money.
(laughter, ding) - Ahh!
(DJ D-Wrek) And onto the next answer.
- I made it, I made it, you got a bell...
It was a long run, you gotta let me go.
(laughter)
You know what I found funny.
(laughter, buzzer) - Supposed to say "what is".
(buzzes in)
- What is...
♪♪ When you left I lost ♪♪
♪♪ A part of me ♪♪
(all) ♪♪ 'Cause we belong together ♪♪
- I'm coming home! (cheering and applause, ding)
(rapid dinging)
(cheering and applause)
DJ D-Wrek, who won that game?
I gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
(cheering and applause)
- We can do our young people dance.
Take us out, D-Wrek.
- ♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
(Nick) Up next, check out my new theme song.
- ♪♪ You get a baby and you get a baby ♪♪
♪♪ You get a baby... Booming baby... ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n... ♪♪
Planet "Wild'N Out" make some noise.
(cheering and applause)
We back outside!
We got the "Basketball Wives" in the building.
Y'all keep it going for us one time.
(cheering and applause)
It's time to play a classic game.
Y'all know it, y'all love it. It's called Hip Hop History.
Yeah, we gonna teach y'all a little lesson.
We gon' get some actual events in history, and we gonna make
a hip-hop song about it, and you guys get to tell us
which song is the hottest, a'ight?
(all) Yeah!
- We got the suggestions online
using that hashtag #WildNOut.
And, uh, Old School?
We gon' give y'all Black Wall Street.
- Oh, yeah. - New School?
We gonna go 2021 Baby Boom. The Baby Boom is going down.
That's what we got. - Old School, wild out.
(cheering and applause) - Black Wall Street.
1921, you know what I'm saying?
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat!
Greenwood District.
Get a whole lot of money. - Lot of money.
♪♪ Black Wall Street That wasn't funny ♪♪
♪♪ They was mad Black folks was getting money ♪♪
♪♪ People were big mad, big mad ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause we had the big bank, big bank ♪♪
♪♪ They was big mad, big mad ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause we had the big banks, big banks ♪♪
♪♪ I was born in Tulsa My mama raised a hustler ♪♪
- ♪♪ Then white people burned it down like they name was Usher ♪♪
- ♪♪ They don't know the struggle ♪♪
- ♪♪ What? - ♪♪ They don't know the pain ♪♪
♪♪Black folks was the first to make it rain ♪♪
- ♪♪ Yeah that's right It was such a stash ♪♪
♪♪ They're just mad us Black people was getting cash ♪♪
♪♪ Black Wall Street That wasn't funny ♪♪
♪♪ They was mad Black folks was getting money ♪♪
Wall Street! (dinging)
(cheering and applause)
- That's how you teach history and make a record.
- Give it up for the opening act, please,
give it up for the opening act.
- Y'all make some noise. (cheering and applause)
- Give it up for the opening act.
- Can we have a little fertile conversation real quick?
- Talk to 'em, boss. - Since the pandemic,
it has been over ten million babies born.
- Ten million. - Oh, wow.
- And only half of 'em are mine.
(laughter)
- They wanna hear it in a song.
That's the way they learn everything these days.
- There it is. - DJ D-Wrek, talk to 'em.
♪♪♪♪
(cheering and applause)
(chatter)
- ♪♪ They wouldn't let us in the streets ♪♪
- So what we do?!
- ♪♪ So we stayed in the sheets ♪♪
- ♪♪ With all that extra loving ♪♪
- ♪♪ All that extra, extra loving ♪♪
- ♪♪ We put a bun in the oven ♪♪
♪♪ What we doing? What we doing? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Baby, baby booming, baby, baby booming ♪♪
♪♪ Baby booming, baby, baby booming ♪♪
- ♪♪ She pregnant again are you kidding me? ♪♪
♪♪ About to have me a little me ♪♪
- ♪♪ Eman when they said stay in They did not mean literally ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm standing in kitchen ♪♪
♪♪ Going back for seconds ♪♪
♪♪ And that's the reason why I'm out here looking pregnant ♪♪
- ♪♪ And y'all wanna hear something that's crazy? ♪♪
- ♪♪ What? ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm a baby that's having a baby ♪♪
- ♪♪ I stay in the sheets all day every day ♪♪
- ♪♪ Why? ♪♪
- ♪♪ I can't get pregnant anyway ♪♪
- ♪♪ Can I talk to y'all? ♪♪
♪♪ They call me Father Abraham ♪♪
(cheering)
♪♪ You get a baby and you get a baby ♪♪
♪♪ You get a baby We baby booming ♪♪
(rapid dinging)
(cheering and applause)
♪♪ Baby, baby booming Baby booming ♪♪
♪♪ Baby, baby booming, baby booming ♪♪
♪♪ Baby, baby booming... ♪♪
- A'ight, a'ight, a'ight, let's do it the right way.
Let's bring a "Wild'N Out" girl up here to help us deliberate.
Y'all make some noise for Bree one time.
(cheering and applause)
- All right, y'all, let's give it up for the Old Squad!
(cheering and applause)
- She said it right the Old Squad!
You said it right, the Old Squad.
- Let's give it up for the New Squad!
(cheering and applause)
♪♪ Baby booming, baby, baby booming ♪♪
- All right, guys, I'ma have to give it to the New Squad!
(cheering and applause)
- There it is, we got a lot more game to play.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
(Nick) Coming up, Justina
didn't have to do it like that.
- You said it right that I'm really that bitch.
But we call you piñata, you let everyone hit.
- Ooh! (audience reacts)
♪♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪♪
- Planet "Wild'N Out", make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
Old School versus New School, and we got
the "Basketball Wives" in the building.
Y'all make some noise for
Jackie Christie and Brandi Maxiell.
We gettin' to it, and I'm on the-- I'm on the New School.
I'm feeling young, I'm feeling young and fly today,
so it feel like I catch this W.
'Cause it's time for the bonus round.
And it's called the...
(all) Wildstyle!
- Oh, yeah, freestyle rapping, but here at "Wild'N Out",
you know what we do, we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is one point added to your...
- Total score. - We going all the way in
for that comedy championship chain right there.
Million dollar chain. - I want that chain, Nick.
Come on, Nick, look how it look on me, come on.
- All right, okay. - She's puttin' 'em on ya.
New School, step up. Old School, step up.
Ladies, y'all gon' go first.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ My man went to the Kings 'cause he know he got a queen ♪♪
- ♪♪ Move over little buddy ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause you blowing up the scene ♪♪
- ♪♪ First of all, Nick, you don't want no beef ♪♪
- ♪♪ All them damn kids, man, that can't be cheap ♪♪
(audience reacts, ding) - Yes, facts!
- ♪♪ All the damn kids and it can't be cheap ♪♪
♪♪ All the damn kids and it can't be cheap ♪♪
- ♪♪ Yo I got a lot of money and I got a lot of kids ♪♪
♪♪ But I'm not like them 'cause they got a lot of wigs ♪♪
♪♪ But you know what? I'm not gonna trip, though ♪♪
♪♪ I gotta let 'em know I'm bowing like this though ♪♪
♪♪ They real queens I came to represent ♪♪
♪♪ And y'all married So I'ma be respectful ♪♪
And end it like that.
(cheering and applause, ding)
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- Amber says she wanna cut the beat.
(cheering)
- Ay, Justina, ain't gonna lie, you the queen of this (bleep).
But the only reason you're here is 'cause
you probably (bleep) with Nick.
- Ooh! - I'm surprised you didn't
get pregnant 'cause you been poppin' Plan Bs.
So now you stuck here 'cause you ain't got no Plan B.
- Ooh! - Okay.
(ding)
- Smash her.
- You tried to come for me but that wasn't the plan.
You've been on your knees so long,
you forgot you could stand.
(ding, laughter)
- You said it right that I'm really that bitch.
But we call you piñata, you let everyone hit.
(audience reacts, ding)
- Ay yo, Teddy, you probably got a burger tattoo
that says "I love fast food."
(bleep) You so fat you couldn't even fit in a chat room.
- Oh damn! (ding)
- And Big Mack, why do I think this bum see in me?
You so fat you get tired listening to Run DMC.
(laughter, ding)
- And Con, and Con... - Shut up, man.
- I ain't even trying to annoy you.
But can I use that to cover up my food?
'Cause I'm all out of aluminum foil.
(laughter, ding)
- Hold on. - Okay, Cortez.
- And Justina, you always rapping.
Thinking you the bomb.
Go and tell the people you bought your ass off of Wish.com.
- Okay, a'ight, a'ight, well... (ding)
Cortez, you lack confidence. I think you need to get more.
You the last ferret, no one bought at the pet store.
(ding) And every time you spit,
it's really toxic.
You look like the sperm before the Plan B stops it.
(audience reacts, ding)
(rapid dinging)
- DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Old School wins that one.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all
- You can bring that, baby, you can bring that
right over here to Mama.
- Salute to the queens.
- Thank you, Nick, I am really enjoying this.
- That's what diamonds make you do.
I need everybody on they feet.
Turn your TVs up, and make some noise
for DW Flame and TraeTwoThree.
(cheering and applause)
Hologram style, let's go!
♪♪ Driving down the 17 like a -- ♪♪
♪♪ Got a baby summer right off of the hitter ♪♪
♪♪ Girl, you know the deal ♪♪
♪♪ Sliding up and down the hill with you ♪♪
♪♪ Let me know, girl what's good with you ♪♪
♪♪ Gotta come correct ♪♪
♪♪ As a -- like myself I get respect (yeah) ♪♪
♪♪ Don't know how to deal with nothing less... ♪♪
♪♪ MTV ♪♪
("Wild'N Out" theme plays)
♪♪ MTV ♪♪