(Nick Cannon) A battle is reborn.
When the lights come up and the beat drops,
we can't be stopped.
This is where the old school meets the new school,
because, united, we wild out.
It's a house party, as Kid 'n Play
are brave enough to join the fight.
(computerized voice) Downloading team captains and performers Kid 'n Play.
(Nick) The future is lit.
You ready? It's time to wild out.
(crowd chanting) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
♪♪♪♪
- All right, y'all, everybody on your feet!
Hands together and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
(cheers and applause)
(chanting continues) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
♪♪♪♪
(music stops)
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(cheers and applause)
Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek!
(cheers and applause)
Y'all make some noise for our girls, queens.
Now I'm talking the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
(cheers and applause)
Thank you, thank you. Feeling that force.
Two teams battling head-to-head to see who's the funniest,
and I'm the captain of Team Old School!
(cheering and applause)
Rip Micheals, Chico Bean, C-O-N, Justina Valentine,
Brent Pella, Mimi, and Karlous Miller!
(cheers and applause)
We ready, we ready, and we got-- this a special episode.
So y'all gotta make some noise for the other side,
it's the New School.
Santwon, Amber Diamond, Bobb'e J., Yvng Swag,
Jess Hilarious, Radio Big Mack, E-Man,
and the captain of the New School,
DC Young Fly!
(cheers and applause)
Now, DC, you got a new movie coming out.
"House Party," right?
Well, we about to have a house party for real
up in here. - Okay, okay.
- 'Cause I brought some OGs with me on my team.
Maybe you can take a lesson from these cats,
the originators of the "House Party."
Y'all make some noise for the legends, Kid 'n Play!
(cheers and applause)
"House Party" versus "House Party."
- Well, we'll take it the way we can get it.
- You know what I'm saying? - Exactly.
- But, no, we're just glad to be invited to your house party.
What's up, y'all out there?
- Y'all holograms, we gettin' to it, man.
Are you ready to get it? - Let's go.
- And it's time to get to that first game.
It's a classic one, it's a dance one.
Since we've got some dance legends in the building,
we might as well play Eat That Ass Up.
Eat that ass up!
Each team gon' step up-- Old School, New School.
DJ D-Wrek is gonna give us some dance titles,
and we gonna get to it.
- Y'all ready? (cheers and applause)
We gonna do it "House Party" style!
Eat that ass up, hey!
Eat that ass up, let's go!
(all) Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
- Do the Skipping to School.
(all) Eat that ass up!
Eat that ass up!
(bell dings)
Eat that ass up!
(bell dings)
- Go, white boy, go, white boy, go, white boy!
- (all) Eat that ass up! - Do The Pull Out.
(all) Eat that ass up!
- What's that?
(audience laughing, bell dings)
(all) Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
(bell dings)
(cheers and applause)
(all) Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
(bell dings)
- Eat that ass up, let's go!
- Do The Wheelchairs in the Club.
(all) Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
(bell dings)
Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
(buzzer)
- (all) Eat that ass up! - Do the Joe Biden.
(all) Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
(bell dings)
(all) Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
- 'Cause he's doing nothing?
So you're doing nothing, okay. (bell dings)
- (all) Eat that ass up! - Do The Kid 'n Play.
(all) Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
(cheers and applause, bell dinging)
- DJ D-Wrek, in the name of Kid 'n Play,
who won that game?
- I gotta give that to the Old School,
'cause they killed the Kid 'n Play dance.
Yeah, they did, they did. - O-O-O-Old School!
Shouts out to Kid 'n Play, reppin'.
We embodied their essence.
We've got a lot more game to play.
DC Young Fly's the captain
on the New School "House Party" Team.
We got Kid 'n Play on the Old School "House Party" Team.
It's a house party, D-Wrek, take us out.
(crowd chanting) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(Nick) Coming up, the disrespect is real.
- Can I cancel... - (all) Hell yeah, you can!
- ...the phrase "Black men don't cheat"?
'Cause, yes, the (bleep) they do.
- No, you cannot!
(audience laughing) - (Nick) Tell her 'Lous.
(crowd chanting) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(Nick) Let's go!
Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
We going all the way up. It's a house party, y'all.
Y'all give it up for the New School.
DC Young Fly over there, star of the new "House Party."
(cheers and applause)
And we got the OGs, the legends in the building,
Kid 'n Play.
(cheers and applause)
We're gonna play a game where we control cancel culture.
It's called Can I Cancel?
(cheers and applause)
Real simple.
We're gonna say, "Can I cancel?"
(all) Hell yeah, you can!
- And if the cancellation is funny, it gets a bell.
(bell dings) If it's wack,
get that buzzer and you get canceled.
(buzzer) Y'all ready for it?
(cheers and applause)
- Old School, wild out.
(cheers and applause)
- Can I cancel?
(all) Hell yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel?
(all) Hell yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel two-week notices?
Like, who made that up?
You mean to tell me you can fire me today,
but I can't quit today?
You crazy as hell.
You don't get no warning. (bell dings)
If I wanna quit today, I quit today.
(cheers and applause)
- Can I cancel?
(all) Hell yeah, you can!
- I said, can I cancel?
- (all) Hell yeah, you can! - COVID!
I'm trying to get back to these house parties
and hit my Kid 'n Play-- ha-ha!
You know what I'm talking about now.
(bell dings) - Ooh, good one.
Can I cancel?
(all) Hell yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel?
(all) Hell yeah, you can!
- Yo, let's cancel these one-word replies.
If you ain't feeling me, just say that.
(cheers and applause, bell dings)
(cheers and applause)
- Can I cancel?
(all) Hell yeah, you can!
- ♪♪ Can I cancel? ♪♪
(all) Hell yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel women over 50 saying "period"?
Ma'am, you don't have one.
(audience laughing, bell dings)
(cheers and applause) - Let's go, Brent!
- Can I cancel? - (all) Hell yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel?
(all) Hell yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel weed edibles?
'Cause every time you think they're not kicking in,
you'll be like, "Man, this isn't even working."
(groaning)
(buzzer)
(cheers and applause)
- Can I cancel?
(all) Hell yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel... - (all) Hell yeah, you can!
- ...the phrase "Black men don't cheat"?
'Cause, yes, the (bleep) they do.
- No, you cannot! (audience laughing)
- Tell her, 'Lous. - Everyone, all of 'em.
Yes, they do. - You cannot cancel that!
(bell dings)
(cheers and applause)
(Nick) Let her know, 'Lous.
- Can you cancel "Black men don't cheat"?
Girl, the nerve of you. You better cancel them braids.
(audience laughing)
Can I cancel?
(all) Hell yeah, you can!
- I said, can I cancel?
(all) Hell yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel getting to know each other?
I don't wanna get to know you. Think about it.
Everybody you used to deal with,
you stopped dealin' with 'em once you got to know 'em.
(audience laughing, bell dings)
(Radio Big Mack) Yup, I got it.
I got it, I got it.
(cheers and applause)
(audience) Yurrp!
- Can I cancel? - (all) Hell yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel?
(all) Hell yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel stingy fast-food workers?
If I order a ten-piece, don't give me two ketchups.
What is that gonna do? Nothin'!
I never had two ketchups over there!
And then the honey mustard!
You see how little them things is?!
And I just dip it in there
and then you expect me to do the whole ten-piece with that?
Nah! - (DJ D-Wrek) He's upset.
- No, wait, hold on. (bell dinging)
Why y'all stopping me? Hold on.
(shouting)
Ooh...
- (DJ D-Wrek laughing)
- DJ D-Wrek, man, who won that game?
- We've gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all!
(cheering and applause)
- Stop it! D-Wrek!
- It was rigged. - They came to play.
Everybody on they feet.
DJ D-Wrek, crank this house party up.
(crowd chanting) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
♪♪♪♪
Coming up, Bobb'e gets out of his car seat.
- ♪♪ And then she grabbin' and touchin' ♪♪
♪♪ Rubbin' and (bleep) and grabbin' up ♪♪
♪♪ And she wanna tug on somethin' ♪♪
- Hold on. Wait. - ♪♪ I ain't givin' up ♪♪
- ♪♪ You say she get nasty, oh, yeah, she get trashy ♪♪
♪♪ I might not pull out and have her baby like Nick Cannon ♪♪
(cheering and applause)
(crowd chanting) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- Make some noise!
(cheering and applause) It's a house party.
The captain over there on the New School, DC Young Fly.
He got a hell of a team. Y'all give it up for 'em.
And on my squad, the Old School, y'all make some noise
for the legends, Kid 'n Play.
(cheering and applause) Speaking of play,
we 'bout to play a game that everybody is
quickly calling they favorite.
It's called Backseat of My Ride!
(cheering and applause)
It's a freestyle game, each team member
gets to come up, step up in the ride,
and freestyle and battle against each other
and let 'em know what they got in the backseat of they ride.
If you get stumped, you get kicked up outta there.
The team that goes the longest wins the game.
Simple as that. DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
(all) ♪♪ Go, go ♪♪
♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ Go, go ♪♪
♪♪ The backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ Go, go ♪♪ - Where?
(all) ♪♪ The backseat of my ride ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, we have a house party ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, we 'bout to get it started ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, I'm sayin' drink Bacardi ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, I'ma make you my shorty ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, you got ass now ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, gimme that cash now ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, you all passed down ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, you a damn clown ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, we can keep goin' ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, my hair keep growing ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, you need a new baby? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, are you (bleep) crazy? ♪♪
(all) ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ Go, go ♪♪ (bell dings)
♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ Go, go ♪♪
♪♪ The backseat of my ride ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, I'm mad hungry ♪♪
- - ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, oh, that's just the munchies ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, that's how I got this tummy ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, well, you smellin' musty ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, well, you mad ugly ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, well, you tried to (bleep) me ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, and I would, trust me ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, you so big and fluffy ♪♪
(all) ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, go, go ♪♪
(bell dings) ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ Go, go ♪♪
♪♪ The backseat of my ride ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, you mega million head ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, your nose look like a sled ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, chicken broth is in your legs ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, your shape-up almost dead ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, you smell like mid ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, your mustache roach legs ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, your head got a head ♪♪
(all) ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
(laughter)
(bell dings) ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ Go, go ♪♪
♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ Go, go ♪♪ - Where? Where?
(all) ♪♪ The backseat of my ride ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, you know we smokin' strong ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, you know I can't go wrong ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, man, when is we goin' home? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, ay, it's taking long ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, you know we ride on chrome ♪♪
- ♪♪ Backseat of my ride, you know what, it's on ♪♪
- ♪♪ You know it's on, comin' off the top of the dome ♪♪
♪♪ I make your ho scream like Macaulay like in "Home Alone" ♪♪
- ♪♪ Home alone, tell your girl let her get nasty ♪♪
♪♪ Take her home, get her naked, let her get brassy ♪♪
♪♪ And then she grabbin' and touchin' ♪♪
♪♪ Rubbin' and (bleep) and grabbin' up ♪♪
♪♪ And she wanna tug on something ♪♪
♪♪ I ain't givin' up ♪♪ - Hold on, wait.
♪♪ You say she get nasty, oh, yeah, she get trashy ♪♪
♪♪ I might not pull out and have her baby like Nick Cannon ♪♪
♪♪ Y'all already know that we be super swag and super rappin' ♪♪
♪♪ They know on these tracks we gon' make it happen ♪♪
- ♪♪ One more time let me say it, let's get ignorant ♪♪
- Yeah! - ♪♪ You know ol' Nick ♪♪
♪♪ Been gettin' all his girls pregnant ♪♪
- Yeah! - ♪♪ But that's okay ♪♪
♪♪ He been doin' it just like a sport ♪♪
♪♪ Plenty cash, child support, you know already what ♪♪
- Yeah! - (all) ♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ Go, go ♪♪ (bell dings)
♪♪ Backseat of my ride ♪♪
♪♪ Go, go ♪♪
♪♪ The backseat of my ride ♪♪
(bell dinging)
- Hell of a game, y'all.
DJ D-Wrek, who won, man?
- Yo, that was crazy. Both of y'all was crazy.
So I gotta make that a tie. Make some noise
for the New School and the Old School, y'all.
- There you go. - All right.
- Now you talkin'.
- It is a house party. We got Kid 'n Play in the building.
We got a lot more game to play.
We got that Wildstyle battle coming up next.
D-Wrek, take us out.
(crowd chanting) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(Nick) Coming up, Swag is just different.
- Yo, Brent, you the whitest white boy in the whole world.
You couldn't afford to go to D. C. and storm the Capitol,
so you storm Cracker Barrel.
And Justina, how you look that white
but your lips so thick?
'Cause you probably injected 'em with mayonnaise,
so you Miracle Whip.
- Whoo!
(crowd chanting) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- Planet "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
(cheering and applause)
We super lit right now. We goin' all the way up.
This is the "House Party" episode.
Y'all give it up, over there on New School,
the team captain, DC Young Fly,
one of the stars of the new "House Party."
And we got the OG stars over there, the legends,
Kid 'n Play. Make some noise.
They gon' blaze the stage a little later.
And it's time for that bonus round,
and it's called the...
(all) Wildstyle!
- Yes, old school freestyle rapping like you saw
in the battle in "House Party," but here at "Wild 'N Out",
when it comes to the freestyling,
we focus on the comedy, we focus on the jokes.
So each punchline is one point added to your total score.
So the game could go either way. We gettin' to it.
I need the Old School to step up.
I need the New School to step up.
And we gon' have our OG's Kid 'n Play
kick this thing off the right way.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
(all) ♪♪Wildstyle, Wildstyle ♪♪
- Let's get it. - (all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- Let's get it, go. - (all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- Let's get it. - ♪♪ Hold up ♪♪
♪♪ Nick really got y'all tricked ♪♪
♪♪ Having babies by a rapper with no hits ♪♪
- ♪♪You know I love you, and I hope we didn't go too far ♪♪
♪♪ It ain't nothin' to be scared of ♪♪
♪♪ It ain't like you returnin' any bars ♪♪
(audience exclaiming) - Ohh!
- Facts, you're on my team. (bell dings)
- Okay, okay, okay, okay. Hold up, hold up, hold up.
- Cut the beat? - Yeah, yeah.
Cut that (bleep) off. - Cut the beat.
- Nobody wanna hear that (bleep).
Listen, Kid 'n Play. It's finna get wicked.
Now, what y'all did back in the day,
we'll never forget it.
It was stupid tremendous.
I hope that you're listening.
Now I'm in "House Party." That's a beautiful vision.
Now, what y'all did, yeah, I'ma carry the mission.
I just wanna pay my respect, 'cause, (bleep), we winnin'.
- Ha ha! - Ooh, good one.
(bell dings) - That was the most--
that was the most gangster compliment I ever heard.
- Yo, Brent.
You the whitest white boy in the whole world.
You couldn't afford to go to D. C. and storm the Capitol,
so you stormed Cracker Barrel.
And Justina, how you look that white
but your lips so thick?
'Cause you probably injected 'em with mayonnaise,
so you Miracle Whip.
- Whoo! (bell dings)
- All right, Swag, you ain't gettin' no love.
You up here looking like a lesbian bug.
(bell dings) And D. C., you know
I got amazing skill.
You the last roach standing that the Raid couldn't kill.
(bell dings)
- Hold on. Hey, Con.
First and foremost, I wanna say your chain is mad fire.
- Mm-hmm. - But with that bald face
and that butt chin, boy, you look like Quagmire.
(bell dings) And hold on, wait a minute.
Now it's really game on.
With this burnt orange,
you look like a chicken McNugget with chains on.
Hold on, wait a minute. (bell dings)
Now I gotta talk to the boss. - Uh-oh.
- 'Cause if you the chicken McNugget,
with this bright green, he gotta be the sweet and sour sauce.
(laughter, bell dinging)
(cheering and applause)
- I am saucy.
DJ D-Wrek, man, let 'em know who won.
- I gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School
over there, y'all. - I stay saucy.
Shouts out to the OGs Kid 'n Play.
Next time, pull up in person. Y'all make some noise for 'em.
DC Young Fly. New School.
Bobb'e J. Y'all did y'all thing.
What you wanna say to the people, man?
- Hey, man, make sure y'all see "House Party"
when it drop, you dig?
'Preciate you, OGs, for starting the culture, man, you dig?
So we gon' carry it on, ahh. - There it is.
DC, you get to hold the chain. I want it back though.
I want it back. Everybody on they feet.
Turn your TVs up.
We 'bout to go old school for real, "House Party" style.
Y'all make some noise for Kid 'n Play!
Holograms!
- Feels good.
♪♪♪♪
♪♪ The time has come to enjoy myself ♪♪
♪♪ I've left my problems up on the shelf ♪♪
♪♪ The work day's over and I got it made ♪♪
♪♪ Like Johnny Kemp said ♪♪ - (both) ♪♪ I just got paid ♪♪
- ♪♪ And I'm ready to mingle, young man single and free ♪♪
♪♪ Ready to get busy ♪♪
♪♪ Down to party hardy and have a good time ♪♪
♪♪ All I need is a partner in crime ♪♪
♪♪ Call up the homies and hope they might ♪♪
♪♪ Say they down to paint the town red tonight ♪♪
♪♪ Look in the closet and pull out the hype gear ♪♪
♪♪ Pull up the hi-top fade and I'm outta here ♪♪
♪♪ To a disco or a party of some kind ♪♪
♪♪ Hope that I would find myself a good time ♪♪
♪♪ Before I'm through and the night is done ♪♪
♪♪ Man I’m gonna have fun ♪♪
♪♪Ain't gonna hurt nobody ♪♪
♪♪ We just dancin'... ♪♪
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪
(crowd chanting) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪