(DJ D-Wrek) This is "Nick Cannon's Presents
Wild 'N Out".
Over 300 episodes later,
we're back and all the way lit.
- ♪♪ Wi-wi-wi ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad
starring captain Marsai Martin
and performers Phillip Benjamin and Kosher.
Let's wild out!
- ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- Alright, y'all, everybody up out your seats.
Put your hands together and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
(cheers and applause)
- ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
(cheers and applause)
Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
(cheers and applause)
Y'all make some noise for the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
(cheers and applause)
Yo, it's the same games, you know what we do,
it's season 18 but we taking it to the next level.
It's the home of freestyle comedy.
Two teams battling head to head
to see who's the funniest,
and I got a feeling it's gonna be my team
'cause you know I be cheatin'.
But I'm the captain of team Old School.
(cheers and applause)
Big JJ, Chico Bean, C-O-N,
E-Man Hudson, Justina Valentine,
Cherron, Charlie Clips,
and Karlous Miller the killer.
Y'all give it up for team New School.
(cheers and applause)
Santwon, Pretty Vee,
Jess Hilarious, Bobb'e J. Thompson,
DC Young Fly, Maddy with the fatty,
Phillip Hudson, that's E-Man's brother,
and Radio Big--
(laughter)
Man, we gonna get to it.
But you know what, I'ma go ahead
and give y'all some more sauce, give y'all some more power.
- Wait, wait, sauce for what?
- Some more brilli-- not that type of sauce, Big Mack.
- Let me know. - No, when I say sauce
I mean brilliance, I mean genius.
I mean this queen done been here a couple times,
and every time she come, she just continues
to just elevate and elevate
and become a bigger and bigger star.
Now she just started her own production company
called Genius Productions.
(cheers and applause) Y'all give it up
for Marsai Martin!
(cheers and applause)
The genius!
What up, young queen?
- Hey, what's up, y'all?
Hi!
- Same rules, same games, you ready to play?
- Yes, let's do it.
(cheers and applause) - Make some noise for Marsai.
And we gonna play a new game, y'all ready for it?
Let's go, we got a new game
and it's called the Alphabet Train.
Now, we got some of the best freestyling MCs
in the business on this stage, and we gonna ask
the New School to step up, the Old School to step up,
and when you see a letter pop up,
they gotta stay they rhyme with that letter.
Now, if they mess it up,
y'all gotta say they F'ed it up.
We gonna do categories. Y'all wanna do animals?
- There's a lotta animals. - We can play animals.
- Let's do it. Animals, animals.
Drop the beat, D-Wrek.
(music plays) We about to ride the train.
- ♪♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪♪
♪♪ On the alphabet train, A ♪♪
- ♪♪ Armadillo how my stomach sitting y'all? ♪♪
- ♪♪ B ♪♪ - ♪♪ Bull ♪♪
♪♪ But I'm never bull(bleep) y'all ♪♪
- ♪♪ C ♪♪ - ♪♪ Cougar ♪♪
(bleep)... (laughter)
- ♪♪ He F'ed it up, F'ed it up, F'ed it up ♪♪
♪♪ F it up, F it up ♪♪
♪♪ On the alphabet train, D ♪♪
- ♪♪ Divine delicious on that dragon in this bitch ♪♪
- ♪♪ E ♪♪ - ♪♪ Elephant ♪♪
♪♪ You know I'm nuts I got the flips ♪♪
- ♪♪ F ♪♪
- ♪♪ Frog, I go hoppy hoppy and I'm lit ♪♪
- ♪♪ G ♪♪ - ♪♪ Gorilla ♪♪
♪♪ King Kong beatin' on my chest ♪♪
- ♪♪ H ♪♪
- ♪♪ Hippo, I got the chest ♪♪
- ♪♪ I ♪♪
- ♪♪ Iguana 'cause you shaped like a lizard ♪♪
- ♪♪ J ♪♪ - ♪♪ George of the Jungle ♪♪
♪♪ I be with the apes ♪♪ - ♪♪ K ♪♪
- (buzzer) - ♪♪ Kangaroo you know-- ♪♪
- Geor-- oh, hey, hey, hey...
- ♪♪ He F'ed it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪♪
♪♪ F it up on the alphabet train ♪♪
♪♪ L ♪♪
- ♪♪ Lion and you know I am the king ♪♪
- ♪♪ M ♪♪
- ♪♪ Monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey ♪♪
- ♪♪ F it up, F it up, F it up ♪♪
♪♪ F it up, F it up on that alphabet train ♪♪
♪♪ N ♪♪
- No animals start with N.
(buzzer)
- ♪♪ He F'ed it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪♪
♪♪ F it up on the alphabet train ♪♪
♪♪ O ♪♪
- ♪♪ Owl, I go whoo whoo ♪♪
- ♪♪ P ♪♪ - ♪♪ Porcupine ♪♪
♪♪ With it on his spine ♪♪
- ♪♪ Q ♪♪
- ♪♪ Quail flyin' like a bird, ehh ♪♪
- ♪♪ R ♪♪
- ♪♪ Roaches, that's what DC is ♪♪
- ♪♪ S ♪♪
- ♪♪ Sea monster, bitch ♪♪
(laughter)
- ♪♪ T ♪♪
- ♪♪ Tyrannosaurus rex when I'm having sex ♪♪
- ♪♪ U ♪♪
- ♪♪ You know damn well ♪♪
♪♪ Ain't no animals start with a U ♪♪
(buzzer) (laughter)
- ♪♪ F it up, F it up, F it up ♪♪
♪♪ On the alphabet train ♪♪
♪♪ V ♪♪
- Same (bleep), I don't know
about no animals starting with no V.
- ♪♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪♪
♪♪ F'ed it up on that alphabet train ♪♪
♪♪ W ♪♪
- ♪♪ Walrus, I can put you in the water, girl ♪♪
- ♪♪ X ♪♪
- ♪♪ Xylophone is an instrument ♪♪ - What?!
- ♪♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪♪
♪♪ F it up, F it up ♪♪
♪♪ On the alphabet train ♪♪
♪♪ Y ♪♪
- ♪♪ You (bleep) look like animals ♪♪
- ♪♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪♪
♪♪ F it up on the alphabet train ♪♪
♪♪ Z ♪♪
- ♪♪ Zebras ♪♪
(cheers and applause) (train horn blares)
- ♪♪ He F'ed it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪♪
♪♪ F it up, F it up ♪♪
♪♪ On the alphabet train ♪♪
- Give yourselves a round of applause.
(cheers and applause)
DJ D-Wrek, who won, man?
- Old School knows their alphabet their best.
Old School wins, make some noise.
- There it is, choo choo. (cheers and applause)
We still got a genius in the building.
Y'all keep it going for Marsai Martin.
Everybody on their feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- You got a stylist.
Your braids look good.
They look nice, they don't look
nothing like these braids. Have you seen--
- We got the same braids.
(laughter)
We got the exact same...
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♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
We got the CEO of Genius Productions over there.
Y'all give it up for Marsai Martin.
(cheers and applause)
It's time to play Talking Spit.
(cheers and applause)
A'ight, Marsai, we gonna have
some "Wild 'N Out" goddesses bring out some chairs,
some buckets, and some waters, and some towels.
We gonna fill our mouths up with some water, each team member
gets the opportunity to make us laugh so hard
that we spit the water out our mouth,
and the team that spits the most loses.
A'ight, miss genius, come on, step up here.
Let's get to it, y'all give it up for Marsai.
(cheers and applause)
- Old School, wild out.
(cheers and applause)
- Marsai, listen, I was trying
to think of something to say about you to make you laugh,
but you're so wonderful and gorgeous
I couldn't even think of anything to say.
Psyche.
(laughter)
Your name sound like some liquor.
Like what y'all drinkin' tonight?
We gonna open Marsai.
(laughter) We on...
we on that Marsai tonight, baby.
We twisted on that Marsai tonight, baby.
Hey, what you say, we drinkin' that Marsai every day.
- Marsai all over Nick.
- She spit all that Marsai on me.
(laughter) - Sorry!
(cheers and applause)
- Oh, boy, ooh, (bleep).
Chico, you right, this Marsai...
- That Marsai... - (bleep) (bleep)!
(laughter)
- (DC groans) God damn.
(growling voice) This how Justina talk.
(laughter) (ding)
- Let's go, JJ. - Let's go, JJ!
(cheers and applause)
- A'ight, how you doing, Marsai?
How you doing? Look, I know you got parents,
I got parents, you ever get whoopings?
I used to beatings. My mama used to
say stuff to me like, boy, I will beat
the Black off your ass.
If she did, would that make me a baboon?
(light laughter) - A what?
- Man, get your ass back... (buzzer)
- Lemme holler at you for a minute...
(overlapping chatter) (cheers and applause)
- That's my br-- hey, y'all, that's my brother.
That's my brother, y'all.
- Hey, man, don't jinx it.
- Hey.
I gotta have my referee.
What's up, my girl? Tryna eat these?
Yeah, yeah. I'll break bread with ya.
(laughter) Okay.
A'ight, a'ight.
A wise man once told me,
Nicholas-- ahh!
(laughter) (ding)
That's a check, Nick!
(laughter continues)
That's a check!
- We want a hundred million and a jet right now.
(overlapping shouting)
(cheers and applause)
- What's up, Marsai?
A successful young Black woman.
Looking good on TV, looking good out here.
You got a stylist,
your braids look good, they look nice.
They don't look nothing like these braids, have you see--
- We got the same braids.
We got the exact same, I'm just missing this part.
But-- you are too a little bit,
you know what I mean,
and your name sound like chicken seasoning.
Man, you put some Marsai on that,
we get you some of them thighs. (ding)
Put some of that Marsai on there.
Boy, that thing hittin', boy, you put that Marsai on there.
- Let's go, Big Mack!
- Yerrrrp! - Yerrrrp!
- You're doing great.
Nick, what up, bro?
Can I tell you, man, you're an inspiration.
I know you on your fitness journey.
Well, guess what?
My core, I gotta start with my core,
I need my core to look like you.
So here's the deal. You spit the water out,
I will do five crunches right here in front of everybody.
(cheers and applause)
We could be twins. Ten? Ten crunches?
I don't know about no ten crunches.
I giv-- I'll give you six and a possible.
(laughter)
(cheers and applause)
- Do it, just do it.
- It's for his health, I wanna see it.
- I didn't think he was gonna really--
a'ight, you know what, let's do it.
(cheers and applause)
- (chanting) Big Mack, Big Mack...
(all) Big Mack, Big Mack Big Mack, Big Mack...
(laughter) (crunch)
- One... two...
three... four...
(rapid dinging) Y'all give it up for
Big Mack's fitness challenge.
One, two, three!
(cheers and applause)
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Nick, you spit the most so the New School wins.
Make some noise for the New School.
(cheers and applause)
- Marsai came to play.
Everybody on they feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm a flat earth truther in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I ain't-- I don't know what the (bleep) you just said ♪♪
- ♪♪ Ahh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Ahh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- Welcome back to "Wild 'N Out",
it's time to play Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
(cheers and applause)
Now, this is already a classic episode,
but we got a genius in the class.
Y'all give it up for Marsai Martin one time.
(cheers and applause)
So this should be a classic Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
And you know how you get kicked up out the classroom,
it ain't for throwin' paper 'cause y'all, everybody
would be kicked out if that was the case.
It's for messing up the flow, not rhyming the words,
not being able to freestyle,
or saying the same word that someone has already said.
So at the end of the game, the team with the most
teammates still in class wins the game.
Simple as that, right, D-Wrek?
- Simple as that. - Let's do it.
♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, what we doing in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ I ain't got no shirt in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm looking under skirts in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Do the jerk in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm makin' y'all feel hurt in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I ain't about to go to church in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Yo, (bleep), I hit it first in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ You know I'm about to twerk in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Your little ass will get murked in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Oh, I'm tryna flirt in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Damn, I'm tryna lurk in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ That Marsai got me turnt in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Oh, Chico made me squirt in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm about to go berserk in the classroom ♪♪
(laughter)
- ♪♪ Ahh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Ahh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Big Mack's trying to eat in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ You know I'm in these streets in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I (bleep) my meat in the classroom ♪♪
(laughter)
- ♪♪ Ahh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Ahh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Unh, I wear Versace in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Hold on, they can't stop me in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ And I'm feeling kinda cocky in the classroom ♪♪
- Ha...
- ♪♪ Ahh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Ahh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm a flat earth truther in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I ain't-- I don't know what the (bleep) you just said ♪♪
- ♪♪ Ahh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Ahh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm so superfluous in the classroom ♪♪
- Bitch, I do not like you.
- ♪♪ Ahh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Ahh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
(cheers and applause) - Yo, we almost
kicked the whole New School out the class.
(cheers and applause)
I don't even have to ask you who won, D-Wrek.
We run this class. - Yo...
- But go ahead, make it official.
- The New School got all their kids
kicked out the classroom,
so makes some noise for the Old School, y'all.
(cheers and applause) - That's how we do.
She may be a genius,
but she got kicked out the classroom.
Y'all keep it going for Marsai Martin.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- ♪♪ You talk about my hair, hol' up ♪♪
♪♪ You built like a nasty Fruit Roll-up ♪♪
(laughter)
- ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- Y'all make some noise, Atlanta, one time.
(cheers and applause)
We got the CEO of Genius Productions
in the building, y'all know her.
The actress, the activist, the one who does it all,
Marsai Martin.
And right now, the game could go either way
'cause it's time for the bonus round and it's called the...
(all) Wildstyle.
- Oh yeah, freestyle rapping,
but here on "Wild 'N Out" we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is gonna be what?
(both) One point added to your total score.
- New School, Old School, let's do what we do.
(cheers and applause)
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
I'll go first. Say it with me, y'all.
(all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- Say it with us, y'all.
- ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ Blame it on juice, blame it on Patron ♪♪
♪♪ Blame it on the J, got me in the zone ♪♪
♪♪ Blame it on that Marsai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai ♪♪
(all) ♪♪ Blame it on that Marsai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai ♪♪
- ♪♪ But I'm not gonna play, came in here to celebrate ♪♪
♪♪ The way you elevate, queen, you super straight ♪♪
♪♪ And matter fact, I'm giving your flowers ♪♪
♪♪ For hours and hours, you know you got the power ♪♪
- ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ (ding)
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ - Was being nice.
- ♪♪ I'm glad I'm on your show to tie up some loose ends ♪♪
- ♪♪ Ends ♪♪
- ♪♪ Yeah, I woulda been here sooner ♪♪
♪♪ But I'm too busy producin' ♪♪
- ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ - Oh, I'm busy too!
I'm busy, too! - I mean...
- They didn't cancel all my shows.
- ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ Now listen here, you know I'm with the New School ♪♪
♪♪ Once again, you know we're playing too cool ♪♪
♪♪ Yeah, uh-huh, we hot as a sauna ♪♪
♪♪ And look at your outfit ♪♪
♪♪ Make me wanna go watch "Moana" ♪♪
(laughter) (ding)
- Wait, wait, wait.
♪♪ DC, DC, why you come at me? ♪♪
♪♪ You supposed to be my little brother, man ♪♪
♪♪ How you gonna flee and then try to run off ♪♪
♪♪ Like you is a skeet ♪♪
♪♪ Don't this (bleep) hair look like some regular weave? ♪♪
(overlapping shouting)
- ♪♪ You talkin' about my hair, hol' up ♪♪
♪♪ You built like a nasty Fruit Roll-Up ♪♪
(laughter) (ding)
(overlapping chatter)
- Wait, hold up.
♪♪ Fruit Roll-Up, dog, you don't want it ♪♪
♪♪ These chains so small ♪♪
♪♪ Ain't they supposed to have candy on it ? ♪♪
- Hold on, wait a minute...
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
♪♪ You know what, uh-huh, this a little trick ♪♪
♪♪ Talkin' about candy, this taste like your (bleep) ♪♪
(audience gasps) - Whoa, stand up...
♪♪ Yo, stay down there, do that for me, DC, please ♪♪
♪♪ (bleep), you know you used to being on your knees ♪♪
(laughter) (ding)
- ♪♪ You know what, I hear what you sayin' ♪♪
♪♪ Yes, I'm used to be being on my knees ♪♪
♪♪ Because, (bleep), I be prayin' ♪♪
(laughter) (ding)
(rapid dinging) (cheers and applause)
- There it is!
A'ight, DJ D-Wrek, you're in control, man.
Make some sense outta this.
- I'm gonna have to give that to the New School.
So make some noise for the New School.
- Y'all make some noise for the genius Marsai Martin.
You deserve it, what you wanna say to the people at home?
- Thank y'all for watching, I appreciate it, I'll be back.
- She'll be back.
And we gonna turn up.
I need everybody on they feet, turn your TVs up,
we got a special one right now.
Y'all give it up for Emmanuel E-Man Hudson
and Phillip Hudson. - Yeah, son!
- Let's get it! (cheers and applause)
♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪ Yo, I'm either, I'm either ♪♪
♪♪ I'm either crazy or onto something ♪♪
♪♪ Crazy or onto something ♪♪
♪♪ Call me crazy but I think I'm onto something ♪♪
♪♪ I think I'm onto something ♪♪
(overlapping singing)
♪♪ I was broke had to make a plan to fix it ♪♪
♪♪ Runnin' like Charlie with the ticket ♪♪
♪♪ Brother Ray Charles with a vision ♪♪
♪♪ Only thing is they ain't listen ♪♪
♪♪ Until they see me on television ♪♪
♪♪ All of a sudden I'm a genius ♪♪
♪♪ All of a sudden it clicked ♪♪
♪♪ All of a sudden you get it ♪♪
♪♪ Oh, let's do it, let's get it ♪♪
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♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
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♪♪ Wi-wi-wi-wi ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪