(DJ D-Wrek) This is "Nick Cannon's Presents
Wild 'N Out".
Over 300 episodes later,
we're back and all the way lit.
- ♪ Wi-wi-wi ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad
starring captain Juelz Santana.
Let's wild out!
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Alright, y'all, everybody up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air and make some noise
for your host, Mr. Nick Cannon!
(cheers and applause)
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
(cheers and applause)
Y'all give it up my DJ D-Wrek.
- Hey, hey, hey. (cheers and applause)
- And y'all gotta give it up for the Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
(cheers and applause)
Appreciate you, queens. Appreciate you, queens.
All y'all know what it is,
y'all give it up for team Old School!
Karlous Miller, Chico Bean na' mean,
E-Man Hudson stuntin', Charron got it goin' on,
Big JJ, C-O-N gettin' it in,
the killer Jack Thriller,
oh yeah, yeah, y'all turnt up for 'em,
y'all give it up for team New School.
Santwon, okay, Mary J. Vee,
Jess Hilarious, Charlie Clips,
Or Mash, Phillip Hudson,
Bobb'e J., DC Young Fly!
Oh, they got a hell of a team though.
Pretty Vee, you Pretty J. Blige today?
- Do the kick, do the kick, do the kick, yeah!
(cheers and applause) - Hey, hey!
She turnt all the way up.
And speaking of turnt all the way up,
yo, the team captain over here on the New School
is a legend. - (D-Wrek) Legend.
- And it's interesting because usually we put the legends
on the Old School. - Usually.
- But all I gotta say, this is a dude,
he's the youngest in his clique,
so he a OG and a young G at the same time.
And all I gotta say is, Dipset Dipset Dipset.
All the way from Harlem, y'all make some noise
for Juelz Santana.
(cheers and applause)
My G, now, this your first time on the show.
- Fi-- I thought you was never gonna invite me, Nick.
I was starting to feel some type of way.
- I'm sayin', can't believe this is his first time
on Wild 'N Out", but we gon' get to it.
DJ D-Wrek, what's the first game?
- The first game is Pick Up and Kill It,
it's a crowd favorite, man.
- So we get to rap. Atlanta, are y'all ready to...
(all) ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Y'all see what it is, freestyle rappin' duel.
Let them handle it, we gon' sit down. Go, D-Wrek.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is New York slang.
- ♪ Okay, word to my mother ♪
♪ These ain't Timbs, this is butters ♪
♪ I call you my son cuz you shine like no other ♪
- ♪ I shine like no other cuz the world not used to me ♪
♪ Chico, why are all of your jokes mad stupid, B? ♪
- ♪ You say I'm stupid you know how this goes ♪
♪ You really need to lose weight and I'm dead-ass, bro ♪
- ♪ Oh, you dead ass bro, well, what's under that hat? ♪
♪ Got a mind like Megamind and (bleep), that's a fact ♪
- ♪ You say that's fact but you sus, I don't trust you ♪
♪ Say that there again and I just might have to snuff you ♪
- ♪ Hey, Juelz, let him know we always make new words ♪
♪ Like like like like like ju'heard? ♪
- ♪ A'ight ♪ - ♪ Like like like like ♪
♪ Ju'heard? ♪
(all) ♪ Like like like like ju'heard? ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is church.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- ♪ Welcome to church, where God is great ♪
♪ Soon as you walk in, pass the plate ♪
- ♪ Pass the plates, no, not again ♪
♪ I gave you my 20s I gave you my 10s ♪
- ♪ You gave me your 10s, that is not enough ♪
♪ Send it to me or you goin' to hell ♪
- ♪ Goin' to hell, that ain't in the book ♪
♪ Hey, I'ma stop comin' here, you are a crook ♪
- ♪ I am a crook, watch it, young man ♪
♪ I'm a still a pastor I'll lay these hands ♪
- ♪ You'll lay these hands, pastor, you wrong ♪
♪ I know this a Black church, this takin' too long ♪
-♪ Takin' too long, as it should ♪
♪ I can go all day about how God is good ♪
- ♪ Okay, God is good all the time ♪
♪ And all the time God is good ♪
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "Girl's Trip."
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- ♪ Y'all on a girl's trip, let's make a movie ♪
♪ Put me in with your friend with the big booty ♪
- ♪ With the big booty, you might be right, bro ♪
♪ Me and the (bleep) gon' meet you in Cabo ♪
- ♪ Cabo? Hey, that sounds off the chain ♪
♪ You must still got some money from Kountry Wayne ♪
- ♪ That is... please... bitch ♪
Stop playin', no, I'm not playin', (bleep).
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is Dipset.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- ♪ Juelz Santana and Cam ♪
♪ Jim Jones, y'all know y'all shut it down ♪
- ♪ When you talk 'bout the Dipset you talkin' 'bout me ♪
♪ So please watch your mouth when you talk to a G ♪
- ♪ Talk to a G, damn, why you so aggressive? ♪
♪ I'm tryna give you... ♪ - Wait wait wait wait.
♪ You cut me off? Who even dared you? ♪
♪ You're not prepared to ♪
- ♪ I'm not prepared to? Why you so violent? ♪
♪ You just got out, (bleep), you need to be silent ♪
- ♪ Silent? Talk about silent? ♪
♪ Go get your kids, they actin' real violent ♪
- ♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ (ding)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
(rapid dinging) (cheers and applause)
Y'all make some noise for Juelz.
(cheers continue)
He goin' real Harlem on it.
- He did, he did, he pressed you.
- He came and pressed me right here on my own block.
(laughter)
DJ D-Wrek, let 'em know who won.
- I gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for Juelz Santana...
(cheers and applause) - He came to play!
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- My question ain't even for you, you cool.
I wanna ask Nick some stuff.
- You on my te-- - Nah, cuz you be going on
podcasts sayin' my name, who the most hated cast member?
"Karlous, Karlous, Karlous".
(laughter)
- I thought we got past this.
- Nah, we ain't got past nothin'.
We ain't got past nothin'. - You on my team.
- I don't care.
(laughter) (cheers and applause)
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Planet Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
We got Harlem in the building.
the one and only Juelz Santana.
(cheers and applause)
Salute to you, general.
Now, y'all ready to play Plead the Fifth?
(all) Yeah!
- Each team member's gonna get the opportunity
to come up here and ask us whatever the hell that they want
but we do not have to incriminate ourselves
in a court of law.
If we wanna tap out, all we gotta say
is "I plead the fifth."
The team that pleads the most...
- Loses. - Yeah, and that usually is me,
Juelz, so this game gets me in trouble every episode.
A'ight, D-Wrek, we ready? - Yes, sir.
New School, wild out.
(cheers and applause)
- Listen, um, since you know about Harlem,
pretty sure you know about Dipset, right?
- Absolutely. - Okay, legendary group.
Legendary. - Legends.
- So let's say you created a comedy group called Nickset.
(laughter)
And you only can add two comedians to your group.
It would be you, now--
Chico, DC, or Karlous.
Which one doesn't make the group?
♪ Nickset Nickset Nickset Nickset ♪
- Well, since I'm a boss,
I don't need to be in the group,
I'ma let all three of them be in Nickset, AKA...
they doin' it already without me called 85 South.
(cheers and applause)
- That was a good one, that was a good one.
That was a good one.
(cheers and applause)
- A'ight, quick question, I'ma get up outta here
cuz I know you been to the pen,
and I know, you know what I mean?
(laughter) Okay,
prison riot just broke out, right?
Jim Jones to your left gettin' stomped out,
Cam'ron is to your right getting stomped out.
Who you gonna help first?
- That's why God gave me two hands.
I'm going this way and that way.
(laughter)
(cheers and applause)
Gettin' both of my mans up.
I'm gettin' both of my mans up.
(cheers and applause) Know what I'm sayin'?
(cheers and applause)
- Hey, Nick, how are you doing?
(laughter) - I-I'm good.
- Are you-- are you happy that I'm your lawyer?
- I don't think you're my lawyer.
- Oh, are you happy that I'm his lawyer?
- Yeah, sure. I'm happy you're not my lawyer.
(laughter)
- Yes, I'm the prosecutor.
Um, you know what, (bleep) it, I'm the judge.
- Okay.
- I'm 'bout to read you the verdict.
- Okay.
- The verdict is...
(speaking Hebrew)
How do you plead?
(laughter)
- Whaaaat?
(cheers and applause)
- One second, Your Honor...
- I know what she said, get outta here.
- Hey, don't cheat, don't cheat.
- How do I plead? Uh, apparently,
you just plead in Hebrew,
so, um, I'm gonna say...
I plead the fifth? - (E-Man) No!
- Yes! Yes! This how it is!
(ding)
(cheers and applause)
- He ain't plead yet. He ain't plead yet.
- Your charge ain't get me.
- My question ain't even for you, you cool.
I wanna ask Nick some stuff.
- You on my te-- - Nah, cuz you be going on
podcasts sayin' my name, who the most hated cast member?
"Karlous, Karlous, Karlous".
(laughter)
- I thought we got past this.
- Nah, we ain't got past nothin'.
We ain't got past nothin'. - You on my team.
- I don't care.
(laughter)
My question for you is,
you be wearin' all these turbans,
talkin' all this Black power stuff,
Black consciousness, Black righteousness.
Look at these Wild 'N Out" girls.
Most of them is white! (crowd exclaims)
- Hold on-- - I ain't done!
I'm not done. (laughter)
You got all these kids.
11 kids.
When you gonna have some kids with a Black woman?
(cheers and applause)
Or for a Black woman?
- When does this episode air?
(laughter)
(cheers and applause)
- My boy got some more kids on the way!
(rapid dinging) (cheers and applause)
- DJ D-Wrek, this is a tough one, man.
- It was real tough. Very entertaining,
but I gotta give it to Juelz and the New School, make some noise!
- He knows how to do this. (cheers and applause)
Salute to a solid one, a real one.
He's never intimidated, and never incriminated.
Everybody on they feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ Alright, (indistinct) in the classroom ♪
- ♪ (indistinct) in the classroom ♪
- What the (bleep) did you say, bitch? What? ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom... ♪
- Who? Who? Who?
- Him! - Which one?
- ♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Welcome back to Wild 'N Out",
it's a classic episode because we got a legend,
a superstar in the building, y'all give it up
for Juelz Santana.
(cheers and applause)
And it's time to play a classic game.
Y'all know it, y'all love it,
it's called Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
(cheers and applause)
Now, we got Juelz here, one of the best rappers in the game
and we got some amazing freestyle rappers on our squad,
so if you ain't freestylin', if you don't rhyme,
if you mess up the flow, if you say the same thing,
or if you just don't say nothin',
your ass get kicked up out the classroom.
Y'all got it?
- We got it. - A'ight.
Let's get to this. (beat starts)
- ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ We finna get arrested in the classroom ♪
-♪ Hol' on, I'm congested in the classroom ♪
- ♪ The stock market I invested in the classroom ♪
-♪ None of y'all better get naked in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Shh, I'm testing in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I don't even know what I'm saying in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Hey, I'm about to bust a rap in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm about to take a snap in the classroom ♪
-♪ I'm the man, no cap in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm about to take a nap in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm tryna see that cat in the classroom ♪
- Kick him out the classroom.
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- A-- and you can't see Vee's cat!
- ♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Alright, (indistinct) in the classroom ♪
- ♪ (indistinct) in the classroom ♪
- What the (bleep) did you say, bitch? What?
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- Who? Who? Who? Who? - Him!
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- Santwon... - ♪ Hey ♪
♪ What we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Your shirt look like a composition in the classroom ♪
- (screams)
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Hey, I'm 'bout to get suspended from the classroom ♪
- Keep my side chick's name out your mother(bleep) mouth!
(laughter) - ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- You can't come back for ten years!
- ♪ Kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Yo, Vee got the fur on in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Yo, I'm about to get my burr on in the classroom... ♪
- ♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aww, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
(cheers and applause) (school bell rings)
- That's (bleep) up, Clips.
That Harlem (bleep).
- Finally. - DJ D-Wrek, let 'em know.
- The Old School got the most students
kicked out the classroom, so the New School wins.
Make some noise for 'em.
(cheers and applause)
- Juelz ain't playin'.
It's a Harlem attack up in here.
They not playin'.
But you know what,
we got the Wildstyle battle next, y'all.
Let's get to it. DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- I came for the check,
so please don't think I work for you.
So I'ma give all the money you paid me
just to see homeboy right here twerk on you.
(laughter) (cheers and applause)
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N Wild 'N Wild 'N Wild' N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
Definitely a classic episode of Wild 'N Out",
and it's all because of that man right there,
Juelz Santana. (cheers and applause)
Dipset in the building.
But Juelz, right now, the game could go either way
cuz it's time for the bonus round
and it's called the...
(all) Wildstyle!
- Oh yeah, freestyle rappin',
but here on Wild 'N Out", we focus on them jokes,
so each punchline is one point added to your total score.
So Juelz, if your team bring it,
you goin' home with that comedy championship belt
right there, that's yours,
take that back to Harlem with you.
New School step up, Old School step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
- (all) ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Say it with me, y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - You real aggressive.
- ♪ Hey, today's agenda ♪
♪ He's the New School team member in the Sentra ♪
♪ But I pulls up in the Bugatti cuz I cop vibes ♪
♪ And you know I came to Harlem to get live ♪
♪ Charlie Clips in my (bleep), I ain't with it, though ♪
♪ Let you know this is a fake Justina (bleep) ♪
♪ But I'ma give it all day, I'ma keep rhymin' ♪
Juelz, what you got in your pocket, man?
I don't trust you, man.
A'ight, okay... (ding)
- Ca-- can I? I'ma ask you...
- Yes, you can. - Okay, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on. - Cut the beat?
(music stops) (cheers and applause)
- You after me? Who even dared you?
Nick, why are you rappin'?
No one wants to hear you.
(crowd oohs) (ding)
Please, let's be clear, dude.
This is not fair, dude.
You are a punk...
and nobody's scared of you.
But listen, listen, listen. (ding)
I came for the check,
so please don't think I work for you.
So I'ma give all the money you paid me
just to see homeboy right here twerk on you.
(cheers and applause)
(ding)
- No, no, no, no.
(DC) Bring your ass right here, Con.
- You want the beat back?
- Hell no, I don't want that stupid-ass beat.
(laughter)
You sit your ass right here, Con.
Cuz your whole team is dumb dead.
(bleep), you so short, when you go to hotels, you ask them,
"Can I get a king-size bunk bed?" Ugly ass...
(laughter) (ding)
Come here, Jack Thriller, ain't nobody done with you.
Yeah, your team's some losers.
My team do it big.
I bet your favorite movie is "Honey, Eye Shrunk the Kids."
(laughter) (overlapping chatter)
- Hold on, Fly. Hold on, Fly.
Don't stop, that ain't his favorite movie.
That (bleep)'s favorite movie is "Eye Robot".
(laughter) (ding)
- No, no, no, no, no, no, come on, now.
Can I explain why I'm mad? - Why?
- He ain't even go to the movies to see it.
He watched it on an EyePad.
- Hold on, wait, one more thing. Wait, wait, one more thing.
I pray the PR don't charge me.
His favorite Nickelodeon show used to be "Eye Carly".
- Wait a minute. - You talkin' about my friend.
- And after he watch that... - What?
- He went and got more guys.
- What? - Went from a (bleep) with one,
and got a (bleep) with four eyes.
(laughter) (ding)
- Wait a minute, Charlie Clips, you fat.
I know you ain't tryna blow up our spot.
You talk about him but your favorite restaurant is...
(all) EyeHop.
(ding) (laughter)
(cheers and applause) (rapid dinging)
- DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this.
- I gotta give that to the New School,
make some noise for the New School, y'all.
(cheers and applause)
- What you wanna say to the people at home, man?
- Oh, man, thank you for having me finally, Nick!
- You can come back any time, my brother,
but lovin', you see what it is. - It was an honor.
You see what it is, Nick! - You see what it is.
The champ is here.
We need everybody on they feet.
Turn your TVs up, and make some noise
for the legendary Juelz Santana.
(music and applause)
- When I say Dip, you say set.
Dip. - (all) Set!
- Dip. - Set!
- When I say Dip now, you say set.
Dip. - (all) Set!
- Dip. - Set!
Okay okay okay.
Y'all can't... - No way!
-♪ Today's a new day, got the boolay ♪
♪ Up in the suitcase, go uptown to Harlem ♪
♪ Tell 'em that I sent ya ♪
♪ You tell 'em it's August, I'm goin' till November ♪
♪ I need a couple birds ♪
♪ Get my broad, have 'em sent up ♪
♪ Call my bird, call my broad ♪
♪ Have 'em sent up ♪
♪ Call my team, call my squad, have 'em sent up ♪
♪ Yeah, I see a town I'm likin' ♪
♪ See some gettin' money in a town, I like it ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
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♪ One two three four wi-wi-wi ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ MTV ♪