[DJ D-Wrek] This is Nick Cannon presents
"Wild 'N Out."
Over 300 episodes later, we're back
and all the way lit.
[crowd] - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
[DJ D-Wrek] - On this episode,
the Old School squad is battling the New School squad.
Starring captains Nems and Monaleo.
With special guest EJ King.
Let's wild out!
[crowd] ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- All right, y'all, everybody up out your seats!
Hands in the air and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheering and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, how you doing, man? Y'all give it up for him?
[cheering and applause]
We gotta give it up for the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
Thank you, ladies. Appreciate you.
I'm the captain of team Old School.
[cheering and applause]
It's your boy, Kandie!
B. Simone,
Godfrey the comedian,
Justina Valentine,
Emman Hudson,
DeRay Davis,
Conceited.
And stylist extraordinaire,
the one and only EJ King!
Y'all see EJ up in here.
Make some noise for team New School!
[cheering and applause]
Santwon,
Jessie Woo,
Phil Hudson! That's Emman brother!
Pretty Vee,
Or Mash,
Tio,
Radio Big Mack.
And the one and only DC Young Fly!
[cheering and applause]
So I'ma bring out somebody on the New School that's taking
over the rap game right now.
I'm real excited about this situation.
Y'all give it up for the one and only Monaleo!
[cheering and applause]
Come on over here, queen.
Appreciate, iced out... and crazy.
- I'm trying. - You performing for us
later too, right? - I will... for you.
- And then I will, I'll do whatever
you want me to do, too, Monaleo.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
She's on their team!
I know what y'all got going on.
Y'all fly, but I feel like y'all need
some more gangstas on your team.
Y'all make some noise exactly for my man, Nems!
[cheering and applause] - Bing bong!
Yeah, yeah.
Bing bong!
- Oh, yo! [Nick laughs]
- Let's get to it.
Y'all make some noise for my man, Nems.
He's gonna go all the way.
Got a simple question. How many of y'all
know your ABCs?
[cheering and applause]
What's the letter that comes after G?
- H. - What's the letter that
comes after L? - M!
- What's the letter that comes after T?
[shouting]
- That's a god damn shame. - U.
- That's exactly what we about to do.
We gon' put 'em on the spot.
We gon' play The Alphabet Train.
But you know what? We don't just have to know
the alphabet, we have to freestyle with the alphabet.
- Ahh! - Old School, New School.
Step up. Create the train.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
There it is, ay...
F'd it up, F'd it up, On the Alphabet Train. A!
- Ain't no way we losing this [bleep].
- B! - Bull[bleep]!
Y'all lost me here. - C!
- Conceited is my name. Cut the beat.
- D! - We doggin', I'm doggin',
we up in this bitch, hey! - E!
- Every day I know I'm that chick.
- F! - [bleep]
- G! - I'm a glamorous chick,
from my hair down to my lips. - H!
- Hey, this is not my country! - I!
- Instagram just leading my page...
- J!
- Jack and Jill did a little jig.
- K! - J killing this dream
'cause we old school. - L.
- Look, we could do it and it's so cool.
- M! - Making money every single day.
- N! - Y'all [bleep] know
y'all love Pretty Vee. - O!
- Wallet let me get that money. - P!
- P because I'm a playa and... - Q!
- Quarter, I am not a dime. - R!
- Really, really feeling real hungry, man.
- S! - Super [bleep].
[laughter]
- T! - Too conceited.
You can't be too conceited. - U!
- I'm gon' beat it, beat it to this fool.
- V! - Violent.
Y'all [bleep] lying. - W!
- Welcome, welcome to "Wild 'N Out"!
- X! - X-ray 'cause I see through.
On the doubt. - Y!
- You know I'ma gonna do what I'm about.
- Z! - Z-z-z-z-z-z...
[laughter, buzzer] - He F'd it up.
He F'd it up, he F'd it up, he F'd it up.
On the Alphabet Train.
[cheering and applause]
You [bleep] it up.
- What the [bleep] does Z start with?
- You coulda did zucchini.
- Oh, oh, yeah, 'cause I know zucchinis.
[laughter]
- Yo, DJ D-Wrek, which team knew the alphabet the best?
- Clearly the New School doesn't now they ABCs.
So the Old School wins. Make some noise for 'em!
- There it is!
The Alphabet Game.
We need everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- What did the angel say
when he answered the phone?
Halo?
[laughter]
[Nick] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[laughter]
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Y'all give it up over there for my squad.
I got EJ King, stylist extraordinaire right there.
[cheering and applause] And then, of course,
gotta give it up to my man, Nems.
[cheering and applause]
The one and only Monaleo.
[cheering and applause]
Now, Mona, come on up here real quick.
See, 'cause it's time to play a classic game called...
[all] Talking Spit.
- Oh, yeah, we gon' get some "Wild 'N Out" girls to bring us
some chairs, some water and some towels.
We gon' fill our mouths up with water.
And each team member's gonna get the opportunity to make us laugh
so hard that we spit the water out of our mouth.
- Interesting. - And she say interesting.
Team that spits the most loses, you ready?
- I'm ready. - Let's do it.
[cheering and applause]
You think you gon' win?
- I'm for sure gon' win. - New School, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
- Let's go, Santwon! - Go, Santwon!
- Is that for me?
- Before I start, Nick, I really do feel like
if you click your heels three times somehow
you end up in my closet. I really don't understand.
I just don't get it, like... [ding]
Those are mine. Give 'em back.
Okay, no, oh, he spit. Okay, byeee!
[cheering and applause]
- I am Nick Cannon's thoughts.
And I love nothing more
than jokes that are original.
[clears throat]
What did the angel say
when he answered the phone?
Halo?
'Cause this... [buzzer]
- Get out of here, man. Make some noise for Phillip!
- Way to go, Phil! Way to go, Phil!
[cheering and applause]
- I got a joke.
It fire, and it's original.
What did the angel say
when he answered the phone?
[laughter]
Halo?
[laughter, ding]
- I'm sorry. Now it's on her.
- That's what I'm talking about!
Go Phillip!
- That was a good one.
- It was the delivery.
- I never heard it before.
[laughter]
- That was a good one.
[cheering and applause]
- You know how when you get home and you just, you know,
take your bra off, let your titties breathe?
[sighs] Same here.
Ever just wanna get home and take your gay off and just
act straight for a while? [laughter, ding]
This gay [bleep] as hell. Where the hoes at?
[laughter]
[shouting/laughter]
[laughter/ding]
[cheering]
- Yerrrp!
[all] Yerrrp!
- What up, Nick?
Now we all know you all about your fitness life.
I be on your vibe every morning working out with y'all, man.
The crazy thing is nobody believes me
when I say I'm getting in shape.
So we gon' prove the whole world wrong.
Show them that incredible fitness is real.
If you spit the water out right now,
I'll give you one push-up in front of everybody right here.
[audience reacts]
[lively chatter]
If you spit the water out, I'll give you five push-ups
right here in front of everybody.
[cheering and applause]
[ding]
Uh, you want strawberry, raspberry?
[laughter]
[dinging]
Take whatever you want.
Matter of fact, we got Push-Ups for everybody
Push-Ups for everybody. You get a Push-Up!
Everybody gets a Push-Up!
- Y'all make some noise for Monaleo one time.
She played that game very well.
You can have a Push-Up. - Pink one.
- She take the pink one. D-Wrek, who won, man?
- Yo, Nick, you spit the most so the New School wins.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all!
- Monaleo and Nems over there making it happen.
We got Push-Ups, y'all, We doing it.
D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Come on, EJ!
- ♪ Let me style you! ♪
♪ Who designed it? Take that fake drip off ♪
♪ Who designed it... ♪
♪ Take that fake drip off ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
We got superstar Monaleo over there making it happen.
[cheering and applause]
She gon' perform for us later.
I know you a MC, you all about your hip-hop vibe.
But I heard you got a little singing voice on you too.
Is that true? - Just a little bit.
You know, I grew up in church so...
You know, I got a little something.
- So y'all ready for a singing game?
[cheering] Put these vocals to the test.
It's a game we like to call R&Beef.
Oh, yeah, it's a classic one, and we got, you know,
we got our issues, our problems and our situations
from offline using that hashtag #WILDNOUT.
And one problem was fake drip, fake jewelry.
Who want that, which one of y'all want the fake drip?
- You can test my [bleep].
- Because we've never seen any, we'll take it.
We've never seen any fake so, we'll do it.
- What was y'all's?
- Side chicks, side pieces. - Side chicks.
That's not a problem, though. Is side chicks a problem?
- I love 'em! I love 'em! - You would know.
[Nick] Y'all go first, New School.
- New School, wild out.
[cheering and applause, chatter]
- We know a thing or two about side pieces.
You dig what I'm saying? 'Cause your side piece...
can be damn near better than your main thing.
You dig what I'm saying. Matter of fact, DJ!
We got something to tell these people.
Drop the beat. ♪♪
Y'all ready for it?
- ♪ Yeah... ♪
- ♪ My side piece is better ♪
♪ Than my main thing ♪
♪ My side piece is better ♪
♪ Than my main thing ♪
♪ She's my stinkalink ♪
♪ My stinkalink ♪
♪ She's my stinkalinnk, my stinkalink ♪
- ♪ I said mmm ♪
♪ I ain't gon' lie ♪
♪ Every main dish comes with a side ♪
- ♪ My mashed potatoes ♪
- ♪ My mac and cheese ♪
- ♪ My collard greens ♪
- ♪ My sausage link... ♪
- ♪ My side piece is better ♪
♪ Than my main thing ♪
♪ My side piece is better ♪
♪ Than my main thing ♪
[dinging]
♪She's my stinkalink My what?! ♪
♪My stinkalink My who?! ♪
♪My stinkalink My what?! ♪
♪ My stinkalink ♪
[cheering and applause]
- Old School, wild out.
- Everybody who got that real ish on, make some noise.
If you got that real ish on,
let's show 'em how to make a hit.
Talk to 'em.
♪♪ - Yeah, this for everybody
who got that fake drip on.
- ♪ We don't care about diamond ♪
♪ And you know we cannot ruby ♪
♪ My man bought me a bracelet ♪
♪ Than I looked and it said Fugi ♪
- ♪ I get up on the stage smelling good like a candle ♪
♪ Left my purse in the back and the nail is the channel ♪
- ♪ I rock in Prada boots Since you walking outta boots ♪
♪You say you want real designer ♪
♪ Sorry sister it's not the truth ♪
- ♪ Y'all look a mess, y'all can't do what this guy do ♪
- ♪ Come here baby Let me style you! ♪
- ♪ Who designed it? Where the hell you'd find it? ♪
♪ Take that fake drip off ♪
♪ Who designed it? Where the hell you find it? ♪
♪ Take that fake drip off ♪
♪ Who designed it? Where the hell you find it? ♪
♪ Take that fake drip off Who designed it... ♪
[dinging]
♪ Take that fake drip off ♪
[cheering and applause]
- ♪ My side piece is better ♪
♪ Than my main thing ♪
♪ My side piece is better ♪
♪ Than my main thing ♪
- Let's bring out a "Wild 'N Out" goddess.
Y'all make some noise for Jessica Killings one time.
[cheering and applause]
- All right, everybody, now let's her it for the New School!
[cheering and applause]
Now let's hear it for the Old School.
[cheering and applause]
I'm gonna have to give it to the New School.
[cheering and applause]
- You won that one fair and square.
Y'all keep it going, y'all.
D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Hey, DC, you know, this my stage.
You know the "Wild 'N Out" book? Well, it's my page.
You know this game need to swim.
This my cage.
I hit you and split you like this my stage, yeah!
[cheering] - Damn!
- Y'all can still win this? Not us, not us...
We can still win this? - I mean, y'all might
have a chance. - Y'all?!
- New School doing something different over here.
Just saying "my side piece is better than my main thing."
Is all I'm saying. So, uh...
I believe my teammate...
Monaleo is gon' get the opportunity to win
that comedy championship belt right there.
You wanna go home with that?
- I wanna go home with that, Nick, I ain't gonna lie.
- There it is. Old School, step up.
New School, let's do what we do.
DJ D-Wrek... - Huh?
[cheering and applause]
- Drop the beat.
♪♪
[Nick] Say it with me, y'all.
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Everybody say it! - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Yo, freestyling, you know you can't handle me.
Yeah, I switched sides like EJ and Kandie.
So I'm coming off the top free style with it [ding].
You don't wanna go. I'ma proud with it.
Bow with it and then I'ma take the bar and... outta here!
Grand slam with it...
[cheering and applause]
New School team, you know how we sound [bleep].
- Yo, this a bad day.
Next time my episodes get cut,
I'ma just gon' cut a castmate.
'Cause I'ma slam you 'cause I'm fast on the break [ding].
And chop off flip Vee like I trashed in the race.
[ding] Hey, DC, let you know.
This my stage, you know the "Wild 'N Out" book.
Well, this my page. You know the sky hit the...
This my cage. I hit you and flip you,
like this my stage. [cheering and applause, ding]
- Damn, I thought we were friends [bleep]!
I thought we were friends!
[laughter] - Oh no, oh no!
- Okay, okay. - Wow...
- Listen, unh, I'm 'bout to spit it.
I get with it. - Okay.
- I'm talking witty. I get silly, listen.
Y'all know can't, uh, [bleep] with it.
Uh, listen, I don't like your candy, got nuts in it.
Uh... [laughter, ding]
- All right, DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
- DJ! - Yeah, yeah.
- She wanted to cut the beat.
[cheering] - Ay! Ay! Ay, Justina.
Battling you, it ain't a problem.
You look like Drake's hot sauce condom.
[laughter, ding]
- Oh, okay. - Translation.
You look like Drake's hot sauce condom.
- You said hot sauce in a condom?
Is that how you wanna cook me?
Well, that makes sense 'cause right now
I'm burning this [bleep].
[audience reacts]
- Okay, I just got one thing, I just got one thing.
[cheering and applause] - [Nick] Get at it.
- Justina, I know we supposed to be beefin'.
I know this a competition.
But I just wanted to let you know
that I like [bleep] and [bleep].
[cheering, dinging]
- I'm 'bout to tell you let's go crazy, a'ight?
Because, you know, freestyle I don't even need to write.
And like in the words of Saweetie,
Monaleo, you just my type.
[cheering and applause, dinging]
- DJ D-Wrek, there's a lot going on in here.
It's like a whole Jerry Springer episode.
- She's mine now! - There's a lot of side
switching and... make some sense out of this, man.
- I gotta give that to the New School, y'all.
Make some noise for the New School.
[cheering and applause]
- Y'all give it up one time!
- This cute as [bleep]. I can have this for real?
- That's yours? It's yours. - It's mine. Okay.
[cheering and applause]
- Right now, we 'bout to hear the real thing.
Everybody on your feet. Turn your TVs up
and make some noise for Monaleo!
[cheering and applause]
♪ Merion Krazy ♪
♪ Young rich -- I feel like I got something to prove ♪
♪ Slap the -- out me a -- if he acting like a fool ♪
♪ And -- tried to hold me back when I was up in... ♪
♪ But I will beat -- up and knocking -- out they -- ♪
♪ These is facts any -- can vouch for me ♪
♪ I can't break no bread if you wasn't ♪
♪ Sleeping on that couch with me ♪
♪ Put him on TV my -- giving out that clout for free ♪
♪ And I'm not for the games so -- you better ♪
♪ Watch yo' mouth with me Ay 'cause it get ugly ♪
♪ But I'm a sweetheart you can't tell ♪
♪ You wouldn't know what all I been through ♪
♪ 'Cause I make this -- look well ♪
♪ I can't send you no money so don't call me from no cell ♪
♪ 'Cause I ain't holding no -- down ♪
♪ So -- you bet not go to jail Now I mean... ♪♪
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