[DJ D-Wrek] - This is Nick Cannon presents
"Wild 'N Out."
Over 300 episodes later, we're back
and all the way lit.
[crowd] - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
[DJ D-Wrek] - On this episode,
the Old School squad is battling the New School squad.
Starring captains Bradley Constant
and Trillville.
Let's wild out!
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- All right, y'all, everybody on your feet!
Put your hands together and make some noise for your host
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheering and applause]
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- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
We going all the way up. Y'all give it up
for DJ D-Wrek, my man, 50 grand.
- Hey, what's happening? What's happening, ATL?
- Give it up for the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
[cheering and applause]
Thank you, ladies. So, you know, same old show.
But we gettin' to it this time. Freestyle comedy.
And you know what? We gon' keep it real official.
Y'all know I be cheating. [laughter]
Everybody know that. But it's all good.
'Cause I'm the captain of team Old School!
[cheering and applause]
Justina Valentine,
Godfrey,
Conceited,
Rip Micheals,
Emman Hudson,
DeRay Davis in this bitch.
Hitman Holla.
And we got Trillville!
[cheering and applause]
Y'all gonna perform for us a little later?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. You already know.
- Y'all make some noise for L.A. and Don P for Trillville.
They gon' do some performing for you.
[cheering and applause]
[shouting]
Oh, yeah, yeah, we 'bout to go up.
Y'all make some noise for team New School!
DC Young Fly,
Bobb'e J., Santwon,
Maddy Smith, Pretty Vee,
Cortez, Charlie Clips,
And Tico!
[cheering and applause]
That's a hell of a team.
But you know, I'ma put some more heat on their team.
I'ma put a young superstar on they team.
The star of the NBC hit show "Young Rock."
Y'all make some noise for the Young Rock,
Bradley Constant!
[cheering and applause]
Yo, man, thank you for being here.
It's an honor, it's a pleasure. You ready to wild out?
- I'm ready, bro. - There it is.
All right, well, we 'bout to turn up.
Y'all make some noise for Bradley Constant.
We getting to it. Y'all ready?
[cheering]
We got a new game, and it's called
The Alphabet Train. Now we got some of the best
freestyling MCs in the business on this stage.
And we gon' ask the New School to step up.
The Old School to step up.
And when you see a letter pop up, they gotta start their
rhymes with that letter. DJ D-Wrek, you ready?
- I'm ready. - I'ma start it off.
We gonna say... Let's F it up, F it up,
F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up.
On the Alphabet Train.
A! Always got my rhyme scheme bumping, y'all.
- B! - Balling like LeBron.
I be stunting, y'all. - C!
- Conceited is my name, I be Krumping, y'all.
- D! - Don't let system see
that I'm dunkin y'all. - E!
- Everything I do, yeah, I run it, y'all.
- F! - Flawless, phenomenal, yes.
I invented this [bleep]. - G!
- Good at everything like a DeRay!
- H! - Having a ball like a boss.
- He F'd it up, he F'd it up, he F'd it up, he F'd it up.
He F'd it up, he F'd it up. [buzzer]
On the Alphabet Train.
- I! - Ignorant, intelligent,
to end this y'all. - J!
- Jacket, I just want your money.
- K! - Kicking it and making
everything funny. - L!
- Losing that is something that I ain't doing.
- M! - My mama always said
she getting money. - N!
- Never ever, ever going hungry, man.
- O! - Oh my God,
I'm on "Wild 'N Out", Mama! - P!
- Pretty Vee is her name, baby. - Q!
- Only... lift a while...
- He F'd it up, he F'd it up! [buzzer]
He F'd it up, he F'd it up, he F'd it up, he F'd it up!
On the Alphabet Train!
- R! - Yo, he really F'd it up!
- F'd it up, F'd it up, you F'd it up, you F'd it up!
You F'd it up, you F'd it up. On the Alphabet Train
[buzzer]
- S! - Super [bleep].
[laughter]
- T! - Turn up with me, Trill!
- U! - Usually don't do this,
but I will today. - V!
- Very, very Valentine, I'm victory.
- W! - W the restaurant...
- You F'd it up, you F'd it up!
[buzzer] You F'd it up, you F'd it up!
He F'd it up, you F'd it up!
On the Alphabet Train. - X!
- X-ray and they wanna see my vision.
- Y!
- [laughter] - Aw!
[buzzer] - He F'd it up, he F'd it up,
He F'd it up, he F'd it up, he F'd it up, he F'd it up.
He F'd it up. On the Alphabet Train.
- Z! - Xylophone.
[laughter]
[buzzer, train whistle blows dinging]
[Nick] That was a hell of a game.
Yo, DJ D-Wrek, what team knows the alphabet the best?
- The Old School knows the alphabet the best.
Make some noise for the Old School.
- It's all good, we got a lot more game to play.
DJ D-Wrek, take us out, man. Let's go!
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪
- Your scene is the Stone Age.
- And what is this? - Oh, well, as you can see here
this is one of our favorite exhibits.
This is the first prehistoric interracial couple.
- Oh, and they're already arguing.
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- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
We got the "Young Rock" in the building.
The star of the hit NBC show.
Bradley Constant over there.
[cheering and applause] But over here...
We keeping it Trillville.
Y'all make some noise for our team.
Don P, L.A.
And we 'bout to play a new game.
Y'all know it, y'all love it. It's called
Greenery Screenery.
Oh, yeah, we about to put them improv skills to the test.
You see the green screen right there.
And we gon' make some scenes up.
And if it's funny we get a bell.
[ding] If it's wack, it get a buzzer.
[buzzer] Let's get to it.
D-Wrek, it's in your hands.
- Your scene is the Stone Age. - [Nick] Stone Age.
- Damn, Pretty Vee, how'd I get inside your [bleep]?
[audience reacts, ding]
- Dude, oh, man, I'm higher
than Benjamin Franklin's kite.
- I'm higher than gas prices, bro.
- Dude, higher than my eyes, man...
- Oh, dude, we're, we're...
[all] Stoned!
[laughter, ding] - Ah, Stone Age.
- What's up, bro?
Nah, I'm at the hospital that DJ D-Wrek was born at.
[laughter, ding]
- Look what I got us, man, dinner, man.
- What? A squirrel again?
[laughter, ding]
- Hold up.
I think this one pregnant.
[laughter]
- And what is this? - Oh, well, as you can see here,
this is one of our favorite exhibits.
This is the first prehistoric interracial couple.
- Oh, and they're already arguing.
[laughter/ding]
- Man, I'm so hungry. Lord have mercy...
- I got us a feast this time.
- What you--
A whale? [laughter/ding]
- Your scene is the Last Supper.
- [Nick] That picture dope. I need that.
- [Pretty Vee] That is fire. [laughter]
Let's go, Bradley, let's go.
- Whoa, damn!
Y'all starving on this show.
[audience reacts/buzzer]
I'm going back to NBC, don't worry, I'm going.
[laughter]
- See? I told you, look, it's right there.
Proof! - What? I see it, I see it.
- Proof, right there. Look at everybody plates.
Only "The 85 South Show" eating in this mother[bleep].
[laughter, ding]
- That is true.
- That's better.
[laughter/ding]
- Your scene is outside the gates of heaven.
- So was it a apple or a forbid--
Go-go-go-go...
So was it a apple or a forbidden--
Bobb'e don't understand. I think I see Satan.
I think I-- you... [laughter/buzzer]
You got the [bleep]...
- That was stupid. - He was sneaking in.
That was fire. - If you gotta explain--
Did y'all get that? - [all] Yeah!
- Okay, then I'll take it back. [ding]
[laughter]
- Look, you know what?
- Yo, yo, stay out, man! - Stay out!
- All I said was "God damn!"
[laughter, ding]
- Your scene is the moment of conception.
[laughter]
- Red light, green light.
Red light, green light.
- She the egg, she the egg. [buzzer]
And the sperm it'd be racing.
- I understood, I understood what you was doing.
- I understood he wasn't funny.
- Oh, we did it man!
- Ha, ha! - We made it! We made it!
Wait, wait, what is all these tonsils?
- Is this a tongue? - A lot of teeth.
- Aw, this the throat. [ding]
Damn. [cheering]
- Ay, anyone want dessert? 'Cause I got a cream pie.
[laughter, ding]
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- We made it! - We here!
- We made it! - We did it!
[bleep]
- Oh, no!
[both] Plan B!
[laughter, ding]
[dinging] [Nick] Yeah!
[cheering and applause]
We know who won that.
We was showing skills over here. We was creative.
DJ D-Wrek, let 'em know.
- I give it to the Old School. Make some noise
for the Old School, y'all!
- Oh, oh, oh, Old School! [cheering and applause]
Oh, oh, oh, Old School!
Y'all better step it up.
Bradley, take a lesson. We got heat over here.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
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- I'maride it like a rodeo.
I got knees like mad hoe.
Let's make a video and go viral.
And go viral, and go viral.
And go vi, vi, vi, vi... - TikToker?
[laughter]
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- Make some noise, Atlanta, we in here!
[cheering and applause]
Y'all give it up for the "Young Rock",
Bradley Constant over there.
[cheering and applause] And since we in Atlanta,
we had to keep it Trill. Make some noise
for Don P, L.A., Trillville!
Y'all know this one, y'all love this one.
This one right here is called Flow Job.
- Yes! - What we gonna do.
We gonna have a "Wild 'N Out" goddess come out here.
And, uh, we each is gon' have occupations
that we gon' freestyle rap about.
And it's a guessing game. It's a time game.
The "Wild 'N Out" girl that guesses the most occupations
for either team wins. Who's going first?
- We gonna go with the New School.
- We going New School, let's have Jasmine
step up to play Flow Job.
[cheering and applause]
A'ight, let's go it, D-Wrek. - New School, wild out.
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- A'ight, look, what's up, shorty?
I need your credit card. Wait, what?
You get locked up for credit fraud.
As you can see, she was locked in the slammer.
But that's what happens when you give your card to a...
- Scammer. [cheering, ding]
- Okay, now listen, Uh, I got a package for you.
Your signature is the only thing I'm asking from you.
I forgot my line.
No, I'm playing, girl, I'm in my prime.
- Amazon. - Ay, she said Amazon!
[ding] - Good job, though!
That's the company. They said Amazon.
[cheering and applause]
- Okay, okay. I'ma ride it like a rodeo.
I got knees like mad hoe.
Let's make a video and go viral.
And go viral, and go viral.
And go vi, vi, vi, vi... - TikToker?
- Yes! [ding]
- Taking off my clothes, I'm jumping in the ring.
We're only going one round 'cause that's all we'll need.
Gonna pin you down right up under me.
Until I hear the ref count
one, two, three. - Wrestler.
- Yeah, yes. [ding, dinging]
[cheering and applause]
- There it is, y'all make some noise for Jasmine one time.
[cheering and applause]
Let's give it up for the one and only Taelor.
She gon' make sure... [cheering and applause]
we gon' win because
she is a college graduate.
We got somebody smart on our team.
We got this. Let's show 'em how it's done.
- All right, Old School, y'all ready?
- [Nick] We ready! - Wild out.
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- Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Now the career I chose, I don't wear many clothes.
I stand on a stage, and I'm really exposed.
I take myself throw around that pole.
And women throw money and they lose control.
I said the women throw money and they lose control.
- Stripper. [ding]
- The women throw... [cheering]
♪♪
- I don't get no off days, it's always a double.
I'm the person that you call when you think you in trouble.
So murders, killings, threats, bombs, I'ma say the same thing.
And that's "stay calm, who's around you?
Can you breathe? Is anybody there that's gonna hurt you?"
- Dispatcher, investigator.
- But where? - Nah, can't do it, can't do it.
[buzzer] - Investigator, 911...
- She got it, she said it!
She said it! - Let go, let go, let go!
- Ay, I'm just here to shoot my shot.
Or I can dribble balls to the spot.
Wait a minute, I didn't like how that sound.
But I shoot my shot and made the dunk, dunk the ball
and do what I gotta do. - Basketball player.
- Dunk the ball and do what I gotta do.
[ding] NBA player, thank you for telling me.
[cheering and applause]
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- All right.
[cheering]
All right, I got this.
Yo, I got a lot of kids, pay for a lot of wigs.
Got a lot of money 'cause I host a lot of gigs.
And I can put you in a car seat in the back of the Caddy.
Matter of fact, I'll let you call me...
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[laughter]
[buzzer] My bad, I got a lot of kids.
I procreate... [dinging, cheering and applause]
- Yeah, get him outta here!
- You're in college. - Daddy.
- There's a lot going on, D-Wrek, who won that game?
- I gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
[cheering and applause]
- Whatever.
Y'all make some noise for Bradley Constant over here.
[cheering and applause]
Take us out, D-Wrek.
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- "Wild 'N Out" welcome me back.
But next time leave Charlie Clips wherever he at.
Two seasons without Hit, it can never be that.
Con said he was the best, that was never a fact.
And, yo, fat, and you're gon' be forever be that.
And your best drug is gon' be forever be crack.
And Teddy, you shape like a watermelon... ♪
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- Yo, Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
- Y'all give it up for the Young Rock in the building.
Bradley Constant.
[cheering and applause] And then you know what?
We got Trillville in the building.
Y'all make some noise for L.A. and Don P.
We gon' get to this cut a little bit later.
But right now, it's time for the bonus round.
And it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle.
- Oh, yeah, freestyle rapping is what we do here.
But here on "Wild 'N Out" we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is gon' be one point added to your total score.
So the game could go either way.
And my man, Bradley, I know, uh,
you play the Young Rock, and The Rock
got a lot of championship belts.
Well, you can fight for that one right there.
You could go home with that one right there.
You ready for it?
- I'm ready. - Well, let's do it then.
New School, step up. Old School, step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
[all] Wildstyle.
- Yeah, unh, unh, unh.
Bradley, we wanted Dwayne but we booked you.
Matter of fact, your whole crew is doomed.
I don't know if it smell like stew.
But can y'all smell that? We all just cooked you.
[audience reacts, ding]
- Wildstyle.
- Mr. Cannon used to be an actor, no one cares.
But you might know me from my show.
I play The Rock with hair.
[laughter, ding]
- Wildstyle.
- Let's get it. - "Wild 'N Out" welcome me back.
But next time leave Charlie Clips wherever he at.
Two seasons without Hit, it can never be that.
Con said he was the best, that was never a fact.
And Maddy, Bobb'e, you will never be that.
Make it booty, yo ass, and it'd never be that.
Your favorite toy will be forever a strike.
And you're fat and you're gonna be forever be that.
And your best drug is gon' be forever be crack.
Ay yo, Teddy, you shape like a watermelon.
[cheering and applause, ding]
- Charlie, let's go!
- You know together we poppin' the groupies.
And when you do get the chips it ain't to watch your movies.
Hold on, and I'll show you what a veteran do.
Don't cut me off, you're just mad DC is better than you.
Look, back at it... [ding]
- Wait, I really like the way you get excited
and you get to sound so hype.
But people know what I do 'cause I'm the same dude who used
to roll with the same crew and gang bang more than you.
I do have a gang... I thought I lost, my bad.
- Keep going. - I'm used to snatching
this time. - Uh-huh.
- And [bleep] you do, you say you so tough.
I don't believe it, [bleep], I think you just eat enough.
[laughter, ding] How the [bleep] you a gangsta?
Where you gon' run?
- Jump in... [ding]
Yeah, you know, get a number.
- I hate your hair! I just hate your hair.
I don't like your hair. Why you look like that bear?
- Talking 'bout that bear. That ain't right.
Your career like a wig. It ain't strapped up tight.
[cheering, ding]
- Aww... - Nothing more to say.
- There you go, that was it. [dinging]
[cheering and applause]
Yo, DJ D-Wrek, what happened, D-Wrek?
- Well, you know I gotta give it to DC and the New School.
Make some noise, y'all! [cheering and applause]
- Shout out to the Young Rock!
The star of the show, y'all give it up
for Bradley Constant one time!
[cheering and applause]
You going home with the belt, man, it's all you!
Yo, we have so much fun here on "Wild 'N Out".
I need everybody on their feet. Turn your TVs up.
And we 'bout to rock it old school with my brothers
all the way from The A! Give it up for Trillville!
- Yes, sir. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
♪♪ What?!
♪ Trillville, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh ♪
♪ You can neva eva What?! Eva eva, what?! ♪
♪ Neva eva, What?! Neva eva, eva eva ♪
♪ Get on my level Say what?! ♪
♪ Get on my level, say what?! ♪
♪ Get on my level Say what?! ♪
♪ Get on my level Yeah! ♪
♪ You can neva eva What?! Eva eva, what?! ♪
♪ Neva eva, What?! Neva eva, eva eva ♪
♪ Get on my level Say what?! ♪
♪ Get on my level, say what?! ♪
♪ Get on my level What?! ♪
♪ Get on my level What? What? What?!... ♪
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