(DJ D-Wrek) This is "Nick Cannon's Presents
Wild 'N Out".
Over 300 episodes later,
we're back and all the way lit.
- ♪ Wi-wi-wi ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad
starring captain Coco Jones
and performers Nick Cannon and Hitman.
Let's wild out!
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- Alright, y'all, everybody up out your seats.
Put your hands together and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
(cheers and applause)
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
(cheers and applause)
Oh yeah, y'all, y'all turnt up.
Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
(cheers and applause) - Hey, hey.
- And y'all gotta give it up
for the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
(cheers and applause) Thank you, ladies.
Now y'all know what is, it's the home
of freestyle comedy, two teams battling head to head
to see who gonna be the funniest.
And I got a feeling it's gonna be my team,
because we keepin' it Old School!
(cheers and applause)
Y'all give it up for Chico Bean,
E-Man Hudson, Justina Valentine,
Big JJ, C-O-N,
Mimi and Jack Thriller.
Y'all give it up for Hitman Holla over there too,
he gonna perform for us later.
(cheers and applause)
Y'all make some noise for team New School.
(cheers and applause)
Jess Hilarious, Or Mash,
Jessie Woo, Cherron,
Santwon, Charlie Clips,
Radio Big Mack, and DC Young Fly.
DC, we ready?
- Are you ready?
- I'ma be honest, I'm a little nervous.
- I know you are. - Not because of you.
But because of somebody that's about to be on your team.
- Who? - She doin' her own thing
droppin' hot records and one of the stars of "Bel-Air",
y'all make some noise for Coco Jones!
(cheers and applause)
The queen is in the building.
(cheers continue)
You got a God given gift, so hopefully we get
a little taste of that today...
- Maybe a little something-something.
- You gonna sing...
- Maybe a little something-something.
I ain't tryna hurt 'em.
- She wanna hear something.
- ♪ Girl, you can hear what you want ♪
(cheers and applause)
What do you want? What do you want?
- Real talent right there. You ready to play?
- You know I'm ready, let's go.
- Go on over there then.
- First game is called Turn Up for What.
Y'all ready for that?
- I don't know if they ready
'cause I heard, I heard Atlanta
is the most turnt audience we ever had, we gotta see.
(cheers and applause)
Old School step up, New School step up.
D-Wrek, the game is in your hands, let's do it.
- Old School, wild out.
- Covington, turn up. - (all) Turn up for what?
- 'Cause I just found out I was losing my eyesight.
- (all) Aww. - But now I ain't gotta look
at no more of Nick's outfits.
♪♪
(cheers and applause) (ding)
- Would you like me to take it off?
- No, no, no. - ATL, turn up.
- Turn up for what?
- 'Cause there's a whole lotta bomb-ass Black women
in the building. (cheers and applause)
♪♪
- ♪ She right, she right, she right, she right ♪
- Covington, turn up.
- Turn up for what?
- Because my niece wanted this little plastic doll,
but all the stores had ran out.
So I brought the life-sized one!
(cheers and applause) (music playing)
♪♪
- Atlanta, turn up.
- Turn up for what?
- 'Cause my girl Coco is so fine
and she is so divine...
(deep voice) So a (bleep) might change his mind.
(cheers and applause) (music plays)
♪♪
- Hey, yo, Atlanta, turn up.
- Turn up for what?
- 'Cause the water boys caught me in traffic,
but the light turned green so I hit the gas on their ass.
(light shouting)
- They're gonna come looking for you.
(cricket sound effect)
- That helps your community, man.
- They get it, that's an Atlanta thing...
- Hey, come on, big bro... - Yerrrrp.
- Yerrrrp! - "Wild 'N Out", turn up.
- Turn up for what?
- 'Cause I was drinking with JJ, but security
took my bottle out my bag.
But they didn't check under my belly.
♪♪
(rapid dinging) (cheers and applause)
- DJ D-Wrek, man, make some sense outta this.
- Yo, the New School was way more turnt
than the Old School, so make some noise
for the New School y'all. (cheers and applause)
- Coco Jones came to play, y'all.
We gettin' to it. We got a lot more in store.
Everybody on their feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
(overlapping fast rapping)
(cheers and applause)
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
We got the super talented
and amazing Coco Jones in the building.
(cheers and applause)
And because we got a queen in the building,
we gonna play a game, you know it, you love it,
it's called Talking Spit.
Oh yeah, a "Wild 'N Out" girl's gonna bring out some water,
some chairs, some buckets, and some towels.
And Coco, you and I are gonna step up right here,
we gonna fill our mouths up with water,
and each team member's gonna get the opportunity
to make us laugh so hard
that we spit the water out our mouths.
Now the team that makes us spit the most wins the game.
Simple as that. D-Wrek, you ready?
- Yessir. - You ready?
- Yes. - Let's do it.
- Old School, wild out.
(cheers and applause)
- Let's go, Justina!
- Hey, Coco.
You're so beautiful.
I have to tell you something, this is a crazy story.
I actually also auditioned for Hilary on "Fresh Prince".
- Here we go... - I almost got the role,
but the director was like, "You're just way too thick
to fit in the wardrobe..."
- No, no, no, Justina, Justina...
- No, they said I wou-- - No, no, no.
They was talking about your voice.
- Oh, okay. (ding)
(laughter)
- (as Justina) Yeah, yeah, that thick-ass voice.
Thick-ass voice... - Probably my voice, yeah.
- Your voice too thick.
- Make some noise for Santwon.
(cheers and applause)
- Justina sound like she gargle with motor oil.
Goddamn, good lord.
Don't spit, stupid, you on my team.
God, I ain't got no jokes, so I'ma just start like this.
♪ Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick-Nick-Nick-Nick ♪
You spit? (bleep)!
(ding)
(cheers and applause)
- Coco Jones.
I seen you been cooking in lingerie and all that, right?
So, if you could picture yourself
cooking in lingerie for me, while I'm kissing all
on your inner thighs and your lower back.
Spit the water out... - Hey, hey, Hitman,
come down here and hit this, man.
(cheers and applause) (laughter)
(ding)
(laughter continues)
(cheers and applause)
- Let's go, Tony the Tiger!
- Hey, Nick. (chuckles)
I wanna ask you a question.
Don't spit, I want to be here more.
What do you think... (laughter)
What do you think is further away--
my country or Chico Bean hairline?
(laughter) (ding)
Look at that (bleep). Look at that (bleep).
His hairline so far away it needs a passport.
- You sound like the Count. "Vone, two, three, four..."
(all) "Five, six, seven, eight."
- Let's go, Chico. - Let's go, Chico.
- Yeah, Nick, what's up, slim?
Can't touch this. Hey, uh, look, Coco,
I got a bone to pick with you, I don't know if you know this,
but you and me went viral for the same thing,
spitting that Busta Rhymes "Look At Me Now" verse,
and there was some controversy on who did it better.
So since you here, I figured we can settle it.
But if you scared, keep the water
in your mouth, if you're not, spit it out and let's go.
- No, no, no! - Spit it out, spit it out.
Spit it out, yeah. No, listen.
It's a challenge. We'll give you a pass.
You'll get a pass. - Hey, hey.
- No, ain't no pass. (bleep) that goddamn pass.
- No, she get a p-- - We don't need no pass for him!
(overlapping shouting) Oh, he spit.
- Let's go. (ding)
- Challenge accepted, show him what you got.
(rhythmic humming)
(both) ♪ Let's go 'cause I'm feelin' like I'm running ♪
♪ And I'm feelin' like I gotta get away, get away, get away ♪
♪ Better know that I don't and I won't ever stop ♪
♪ 'Cause you know I gotta win every day, day, day (go) ♪
♪ See, they really, really wanna pop me (blow) ♪
♪ Just know that you will never stop me (oh) ♪
♪ And I know that I can be a little cocky (no) ♪
♪ But you ain't never gonna stop me ♪
♪ Every time I come a (bleep) gotta set it ♪
♪ Then I gotta go, and then I gotta get it ♪
♪ Then I gotta blow and then I gotta shudder ♪
♪ Any little thing a (bleep) think that he be doing ♪
♪ 'Cause it doesn't matter 'cause I'm gonna da-da-da-da ♪
♪ Then I'm gonna murder everything and anything ♪
♪ A badaboom, a badabing I gotta do a lot of things ♪
♪ To make it clearer to a couple (bleep) that I always win ♪
♪ And then I gotta get it again, and again, and then again ♪
♪ And I be doing it to death and now I move a little foul ♪
♪ A (bleep) better call a ref, and everybody knows my style ♪
♪ (bleep) know I'm the the best when it come to doing this ♪
♪ And I be banging on my chest ♪
♪ And I bang in the east and I'm banging in the west ♪
♪ And I come to give you more and I will never give you less ♪
♪ You will hear it in the street you can read it in the press ♪
♪ Do you really wanna know what's next? Let's go ♪
♪ See the way we on and then we all up in the race ♪
♪ And you know we gotta go don't try to keep up with the pace ♪
♪ And we struggling and hustling and sending in to get it ♪
♪ And we always gotta do it, take it to another place ♪
♪ Gotta taste it and I gotta grab it ♪
♪ And I gotta cut all through his traffic ♪
♪ Just to be at the top of the throne ♪
♪ Better know I gotta have it, have it ♪♪
(cheers and applause)
(rapid dinging)
- DJ D-Wrek, man, who won that?
- Nick, you spit the most
so I gotta give it to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School.
- Coco Jones came to play.
Everybody on they feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ Won't be no strokin' ♪
♪ Gotta use that lotion ♪
♪ Won't be no strokin' ♪
♪ Gotta use that lotion ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
We got the star of "Bel-Air", Def Jam recording artist,
the incredible Coco Jones in the building.
(cheers and applause)
And since we got somebody with a God given gift,
an amazing voice, the voice of an angel,
we might as well play R&Beef.
Y'all ready? Y'all know this game,
we make R&B songs up on the spot right here improvin'.
Atlanta, you get the opportunity
to choose which song is the hottest.
So we got our topics offline using that #WildNOut,
and New School, y'all topic is sibling rivalry.
- Sibling rivalry. - And you know what ours is?
I know a little bit about this.
Celibacy.
- You don't anything... - You don't nothing about...
- You know nothing of the sort. - You don't anything about that.
- D-Wrek, who you wanna see go first?
- I wanna see the New School go first.
- 'Cause Coco over there.
Y'all have more time than us too,
so y'all make some noise for the New School.
(cheers and applause) - A'ight, y'all got a song?
- This my brother. Drop the beat.
(music starts)
- ♪ It goes I love you ♪ - ♪ Love you ♪
- ♪ I hate you ♪ - ♪ Hate you ♪
- ♪ I'm happy ♪ - ♪ I'm happy ♪
- ♪ That I ain't you ♪ - ♪ That I ain't you ♪
- ♪ My brother and my sister I can't stand ♪
- ♪ I can't stand ♪ - ♪ But if you talk about them ♪
♪ You gonna catch these hands ♪
- ♪ My uncle, my brother ♪
♪ They all at my mama's house ♪
♪ My uncle, my brother ♪
♪ They sleep on my mama's couch ♪
- (vocalizing)
♪ You gotta stop it ♪
- ♪ Hey, wait till mama tells you ♪
♪ You adopted ♪
- ♪ I'm adopted? ♪
- ♪ Mama, she adopted ♪
- ♪ I'm the mama, but I didn't choose to be ♪
♪ 'Cause I look old in the face ♪
♪ Y'all (bleep) is using me ♪
- ♪ There you are, you my mama ♪
(overlapping singing)
- ♪ I'm not your mama ♪
(overlapping singing continues)
(rapid dinging) (cheers and applause)
- (E-Man) Thank y'all. - (DC) Thank you!
- Everybody give it up for our opening act.
Y'all give it up for the opening act.
- They was over there singing though.
- DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
(music starts) - To all my ladies
that are saving themselves for marriage,
I'm doing the same.
(laughter)
- Bruh, I can't believe we goin' through this, bro.
- I know, man. - Hey, okay.
- ♪ Shorty won't gimme no cheeks ♪
♪ So I gotta beat-beat-beat my ♪
♪ Sayin' shorty won't gimme no cheeks ♪
♪ So I gotta beat-beat-beat my ♪
♪ There won't be no strokin' ♪
♪ Gotta use that lotion ♪
♪ There won't be no strokin' ♪
♪ Gotta use that lotion ♪
- ♪ Justina, now you got me pissed ♪
♪ What you mean you can't even kiss the tip? ♪
- ♪ If I gave the wrong impression when we ♪
♪ Was on the dance floor ♪
♪ What you think God gave you two hands for? ♪
- ♪ You supposed to be my freak, boo ♪
♪ And now that I'm done, I don't need you ♪
- ♪ And you used to be my vice ♪
♪ And now I'm in the bedroom ♪
♪ Lookin' like I'm shooting dice ♪
- ♪ Shorty won't gimme no cheeks ♪
♪ So I gotta beat-beat-beat my ♪
♪ Sayin' shorty won't gimme no cheeks ♪
♪ So I gotta beat-beat-beat my ♪
♪ Won't be no strokin' ♪
♪ Gotta use that lotion ♪
♪ Won't be no strokin' ♪
♪ Gotta use that lotion ♪ (rapid dinging)
(cheers and applause) - Make some noise for 'em.
- Let's bring out a "Wild 'N Out" goddess
to help us deliberate.
Make some noise for Lou.
- Let's make it official.
Let's hear it for the New School.
(cheers and applause) (E-Man) They stink!
Boo! Boo!
Boo, the New School stink!
- Now let's hear it for the Old School.
(louder cheers and applause)
- It's obvious. Look, look, obvious.
- Alright, I'm gonna have to give it to the Old School!
- That's what we talkin' about.
Sorry, Coco, it was close.
Take us out, D-Wrek, that was a good one.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ It's Coco and I'm about to go loco ♪
♪ Your team ain't coming up with (bleep) ♪
♪ I got 'em in a choke hold ♪
♪ And yeah, it's really not fair ♪
♪ You dress like a peacock but this ain't "Bel-Air" ♪
(cheers and applause)
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
We got a superstar in the building.
Y'all keep it going for Coco Jones.
(cheers and applause)
It's been an amazing episode.
And right now, the game could go either way
'cause it's time for the bonus round and it's called the...
(all) Wildstyle.
- Oh yeah, freestyle rapping, but here at "Wild 'N Out"
we focus on them jokes, so each punchline is one point
added to your total score.
So Coco, you can get that comedy championship belt right there.
Can take that back to "Bel-Air" with you.
- Period. - Period.
New School step up, Old School step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
(all) ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Yo, Coco Jones, you know I'ma fan ♪
♪ And I'ma stay real back 'cause I'm a respectful man ♪
♪ And I'ma respect all my queens ♪
♪ And I'ma step back and let Hitman do his thing ♪
- ♪ Y'all be killin' me ♪
♪ I'm a president like Bill ♪
♪ That's why I'm looking for Hillary ♪
♪ And Santwon, that's a no no ♪
♪ I'm OT Genasis, I'm in love ♪
♪ With the Coco ♪ (ding)
♪ I'm in love with the Coco ♪
- ♪ Yo, he in love with the Coco ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, what's good? ♪
♪ It's Coco and I'm about to go loco ♪
♪ Your team ain't comin' up with (bleep) ♪
♪ I got 'em in a choke hold ♪
♪ And yeah, it's really not fair ♪
♪ You dressed like a peacock but this ain't "Bel-Air" ♪
(laughter) (ding)
♪♪
- ♪ Wildstyle, I'd never leave ♪
♪ I asked him why his stomach was so swole ♪
♪ He said he got stung by some Applebee's ♪
(laughter) (ding)
- "Got stung by Applebee's."
- ♪ He walked in the precinct, they said I like this guy ♪
♪ We could give him a job as a private eye ♪
♪ Don't try me, sucker ♪
♪ I can tell your favorite R&B group ♪
♪ Is the Eyes-ly Brothers ♪
(laughter)
(DC) Come here, Justina.
You ready? You ready?
♪ Listen, won't be no strokin' ♪
♪ I'd rather use my lotion ♪
(laughter)
(buzzer) - That was it?
- That was it, that's all I had.
- Talk your (bleep), JV.
(laughter) (ding)
- Well, we may as well cut the beat.
(music stops)
- Hey, yo, Santwon.
We all know you the type to go and give your man top.
You be holding (bleep) so much,
I bet your favorite movie is Handcock.
(laughter)
And Jess Hilarious,
you naturally got your booty done,
before it was only flat jeans.
Now your ass got two shots like the COVID vaccine.
And you with all this fake weave,
somebody tell this kid chill.
It's ironic that you Jewish
but none of your hair Israel.
(all gasping) (ding)
(overlapping chatter)
- Hey, hey, he wants to be a rapper,
but this guy is doomed.
The game ain't easy for a blind dude
'cause he can't even upload his music
on EyeTunes. (ding)
I mean, your life's ruined.
You won't have a wedding
and you won't find a bride too 'cause
you can never find a woman to say "eye do."
- Ooh... (ding)
- And Nick, you got
so many baby moms, it's still crazy.
Makes sense we're in Atlanta
'cause the amount of kids he has is Ludacris
and in the near Future he'll have another Lil Baby.
(ding)
(cheers and applause) (rapid dinging)
- ♪ That's why we send our white boy ♪
- Yo, DJ D-Wrek, who won, man?
- I gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise. (cheers and applause)
- Gotta bow down to 'em.
Coco Jones came to play,
and she took the comedy championship belt.
Y'all make some noise for her.
(cheers and applause)
Coco, what you wanna say to the people at home?
- I had fun kickin' it with y'all,
and stream "Caliber," okay? (cheers and applause)
- We big fans. We love you, sis.
I need everybody on they feet,
turn your TVs up, and make some noise
for Hitman Holla and me. - And our boy!
- Turn up, let's go y'all.
♪ Good D, that good good D ♪
♪ You know I'ma freak so just crawl on me ♪
♪ She said she want the good D, well that something I got ♪
♪ She said her boyfriend boring ♪
♪ I'm something I'm not ♪
♪ I put it on ya, leave her high like a stoner ♪
♪ My sex game cold, no pneumonia ♪
♪ I can tell you likin' it, you gritting your teeth ♪
♪ And now ya biting you lips and gripping the sheets ♪
♪ And now ya kitty -- can't even walk ♪
♪ And now ya jaw just hurting, you can't even talk ♪
♪ Man, I'm a monster, made myself at home in your tonsils ♪
♪ Hide from it cuz I'm find ya ♪
♪ And the sex is disrespectful... ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
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♪ One two three four, wi-wi-wi ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- ♪ MTV ♪