[DJ D-Wrek] - This is Nick Cannon presents
"Wild 'N Out."
Over 300 episodes later, we're back
and all the way lit.
[crowd] - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
[DJ D-Wrek] - On this episode,
the Old School squad is battling the New School squad.
Starring captains FatsDaBarber
and ThatBoyFunny.
Let's wild out!
[crowd] ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪
- All right, y'all, everybody up out your seats!
Put your hands together and make some noise
for Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheering and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild' N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Give it up for DJ D-Wrek!
- What's happening? What's happening?
- And, of course, you gotta give it up
for the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
[cheering and applause]
Thank you, ladies. Appreciate you.
Y'all ready to turn up?
[cheering]
This is the home of freestyle comedy.
Two teams battling head-to-head to see who's the funniest.
And, of course, everybody talented out here.
But you gotta make some noise for my team.
It's team Old School!
[cheering and applause]
Rip Micheals, Emman Hudson,
Charron, Justina Valentine,
Chico Bean,
Conceited,
and, of course, the killer, Jack Thriller
one time. Y'all keep it going for him.
Give it up for team New School!
[cheering and applause]
Or Mash, Santwon,
Jess Hilarious,
my boy, Charlie Clips,
Bobb'e J., and, of course DC Young Fly.
[cheering and applause]
I'ma gon' give y'all a little help.
I'm gonna give y'all some energy.
Give y'all some youthfulness.
Matter of fact, these dudes been going viral.
They've been all over the place.
Making it happen everywhere from YouTube all the way to ESPN.
Y'all make some noise for ThatBoyFunny and FatsDaBarber!
[cheering and applause]
Y'all need... you got the grill?
- I ain't never seen a big boy get on da roof.
I ain't never seen a big boy get on da roof.
Yeah, yeah, how you get on da roof?
I ain't never seen a big boy get on da roof.
[laughing]
- Why you threw your apron out there.
Everybody throwing they [bleep] at me.
[laughter]
- That whole right side covered up now.
- Yo, so y'all gon' perform for us later.
Y'all gonna perform that? - Y'all already know that.
- And y'all the team captains so you in charge over there.
DC, you letting the young boys come through and...
- I mean, if the [bleep] want they titties out...
[laughter]
- Well, we gon' get to it.
Speaking of energy, y'all ready for this first game?
[cheering]
It's a fun one, and it's all full of energy.
It's about freestyle rapping at a rapid pace.
The beat gon' gradually get faster and faster
kind of like musical chairs.
But it's freestyle skills that we moving around with this time.
DJ D-Wrek. - Yup?
- Let's play Big 'Ol Booty. - All right, Old School,
New School. [cheering and applause]
Step up. Let's wild out.
♪♪ - ♪ Oh, ohh... ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ Ooh big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
- ♪ Season 18 I'm the big booty queen ♪
♪ All the girls gets jealous 'cause I do it so clean ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
- ♪ Dressed in the red and getting that bread ♪
♪ And viral top and I can't find [bleep]... ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ Ooh big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
- ♪ Booty so big had to go to the bank ♪
♪ Had to put mask on 'cause the booty was stank ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
- ♪ Got Jess to my left Justina to my right ♪
♪ If they both leave with me It's gonna be a good night ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
- ♪ Got a big 'ol booty bigger than yours ♪
♪ Mine is the best So shut the [bleep] up ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
- ♪ Talk about rusty Hear about lusty ♪
♪ Listen hold that sucker you musty ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
- ♪ My name is Jack I give everybody hell ♪
♪ I'm real ass [bleep] 'Bout to go to jail ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
- ♪ Emman on the scene I'm looking real mean ♪
♪ Had to spend a couple green just to get to a queen like... ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
- ♪ [rapid rapping] ♪
♪ Come see me I'll blow out your candles ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
- ♪ [rapid rapping, bleep] ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty ♪ [buzzer]
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
[rapid rapping in Hebrew] - That was Hebrew.
- ♪ Ooh big booty, big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
- ♪ With this jacket it is great but you about to say great! ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
- ♪ Heart of gold Pockets full ♪
♪ MC Fat [bleep] Tootsie Roll ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
- ♪ Tootsie Roll how you gon' try ♪
♪ What the name Butterfly ♪ - ♪ Ooh big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
- ♪ Oh yeah you know I got out ♪
♪ I'ma do the HR Stomp ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty, big booty... ♪
[buzzer]
- ♪ This goes out to the east to the west ♪
♪ [bleep] y'all New School do your best ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
- ♪ [rapid rapping] ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
- ♪ [gibberish] ♪
- Hold, hold, hold!
[rapid rapping]
♪ D-Wrek give me the bell! ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty... ♪ [ding]
- ♪ Okay everybody do it loud You look like Bobby Brown ♪
- ♪ Ooh big booty ♪ [buzzer]
♪ Big booty, big booty got a big 'ol booty ♪
[bleep] you [bleep]! [dinging]
[cheering and applause]
Santwon is really good at that game.
D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta say the New School got more buzzers.
So Old School wins.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
[cheering and applause] - What?! Wait? What?!
[Nick] You gotta pay attention.
Everybody on their feet.
Ay yo, DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
- ♪ Got that glove How much you want? ♪
♪ $4, ay! ♪
♪ Got that carddecline give me more problem ay ♪
♪ Listen right there gon' take the hats off and look ♪
♪ You so easy just like that Scratch Off ♪
- ♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
♪ Five, ten, 15, 20... ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
We got ThatBoyFunny and FatsDaBarber
over there as the team captains of New School.
Y'all give it up for 'em.
[cheering]
Some young energy over here, and right now,
we gon' play a brand-new game. It's called the Hip Hop Auction.
Oh, yeah, we gon' have both squads step up.
New School, step up. Old School, step up.
And we gonna get to freestyling off the top.
We got fast pace rappers like they do at auction.
You know what I'm saying? - [D-Wrek] Yup, yup.
- So we took that whole concept and put freestyle rapping in it.
And we want any individual in the house to hold
something up, and we can auction it off.
Whatever you got, we gon' auction
it off with our freestyle.
And for every item we auction off
in a hot way, we get a bell. [ding]
Whatever team makes the most money wins the game.
- Old School, New School. Let's go to the auction.
♪♪ - ♪ Ay, ay, let's get it ♪
- ♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
- ♪ Get it however you wanna spend it at an auction ♪
♪ Y'all know that and I'm gonna be popping ♪
♪ Got that in your hand take it back think you know ♪
♪ That I get it popping ♪ [ding]
♪ For a teacher, not another preacher got a hot light ♪
♪ Then I'm gonna screech you ♪ [ding]
♪ In the handcuffs what you doing with that?
♪ Ooh girl you a little freak huh, huh? [ding] ♪
- ♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
- ♪ Me and ThatBoyFunny We in this bitch ♪
- ♪ We at a auction right now trying to place a bid ♪
- ♪ I see some chips ♪ - ♪ I see some bills ♪
- ♪ I see some lips ♪ - ♪ I see her here ♪
♪ Standing up here yeah we on our toes ♪
- ♪ I got a thous for Aquaman ♪
- ♪ Aw [bleep] sold ♪
- ♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
[ding]
♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
- ♪ Welcome to the auction with delivery ♪
♪ Got a pocket full of cash and it's crispy ♪
♪ Big body in the crowd 'bout to give me ♪
♪ Somebody will take home with me ♪
♪ I don't care about the price I'ma roller ♪
♪ You right there with the blunt hand 'em over ♪
♪ Yeah 25, 35, 45, 65 sold It's a deal I told ya [ding] ♪
- ♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
- ♪ I got a lot of Gs He wanna get on top of me ♪
♪ If I let him smash then it's like he hit the lottery ♪
♪ DC Young Fly you know I'm not fond of ya [ding] ♪
♪ I would never blow you Like that harmonica ♪
♪ He told me stand up ♪ [ding]
♪ He want to use the handcuffs ♪
♪ You know I'm with whatever ♪ [ding]
♪ I'll tickle you with that feather ♪
[ding] ♪ I'll take the blows ♪
♪ I'll take the floss 'cause I'm bold [ding] ♪
♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Honey now it's sold ♪
- ♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
- ♪ Got that glove How much you want $4 ♪
♪ [ding] Ay got that card decline ♪
♪ Give me more problem ay ♪
♪ [ding] Listen right there go and take hats off and look ♪
♪ You so easy just like that Scratch-Off ♪
- ♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 ♪ [ding]
♪ Hands up get that money ♪
♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
- ♪ The only part about this game y'all ♪
♪ Is I don't even really need to be ♪
♪ Ay you with the chair give to Old School ♪
- ♪ 'Cause after this they gon' need a seat ♪
- ♪ [ding] Put around my whole block ♪
♪ I approach you with this large gat ♪
♪ Oven glove massage that ♪ [ding]
♪ And then you with the hard hat ♪
♪ Let me talk to you I'm above [ding] ♪
♪ Hold up wait a minute Hold the floor ♪
♪You see that apple Put it in my direction ♪
♪ That apple getting lost [ding] ♪
♪ Shorty with the fam right there [ding] ♪
♪I know that's your man right there ♪
♪You can see my clan right here ♪
♪ Yeah you don't wanna stand right there yeah ♪
- ♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
- ♪ My name is Charron Changing the flow ♪
♪ Spraying these rappers you think it's cologne ♪
♪ Everyone knows I'm topping it true [ding] ♪
♪ Like that guy I be fussing on you ♪
♪ Going over the top I'm killing this cipher [ding] ♪
♪ [bleep] on these rappers Give me some diapers ♪
♪ People just know that I state it so tighter ♪
♪ All my paper just like a hot lighter ♪
♪ [ding] I could right now spitting the flow ♪
♪ People just know You think that it's so ♪
♪ How you doing giving the flow? ♪
♪ People just know that I'm getting the gold ♪
♪ [ding] They ain't stopping me I drop a freak ♪
♪ Property like Monopoly ♪
♪ Got so much damn money you would think I won that lottery ♪
- ♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
- ♪ I need a tampon You know where we bleeding ♪
♪ [ding] Girl you got the game Plus where the weed at? ♪
♪[ding] Y'all got this [bleep] and nobody but ♪
♪Y'all need to get some more [bleep] ♪
♪ 'Cause this what nobody want ♪
- ♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
[dinging]
- ♪ Five, ten, 15, 20 Hands up get that money ♪
[cheering and applause]
- Yo, D-Wrek, tell 'em who won.
- Give it up for the Old School! Y'all make some noise for 'em.
- Damn right!
[cheering and applause]
D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
♪♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
Hey!
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
[cheering and applause] Y'all be careful.
Objects flying. Somebody gon' lose a eye.
[laughter]
- Jack? Jack? Where you at, Jack?
[Nick] Sorry, Jack. [laughter]
Y'all know it's time to play Kick 'Em Out The Classroom.
[cheering and applause]
We gon' get to it. We got some talented
people in the building. We got, uh, FatsDaBarber,
ThatBoyFunny over there on the New School.
We gotta get them kicked all the way out the classroom.
Let's go ahead and just start the game.
There's too much [bleep] flying around, let's go, D-Wrek.
♪♪ - ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Unh, we 'bout to win in the classroom ♪
- [bleep] this class. I'm gonna smoke some weed.
[bleep] outta here. - ♪ Kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I'm writing in my notebook in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm about to get your [bleep] took in the classroom ♪
- ♪ The first look in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Book, book in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom?
- ♪ I'm belletristical in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You look like mystical in the classroom ♪
[laughing]
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I can see your testicle ♪ - ♪ In the classroom ♪
- I [bleep] up! No, no, no.
[Nick] Aw, get out of here Or Mash.
- ♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
♪♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
- I'm doing the best I can in my classroom!
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ It's too easy in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey my food cheesy in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm about to make it real breezy in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Switch desks so they can see me in the classroom ♪
- ♪ The gang really need me in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm looking real greasy in the classroom ♪
- That was-- I was gonna say that!
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Supercalifragilistic expialidocious ♪
- ♪ You know that I always been focused ♪
- ♪ My voice is hella tight, I'm so atrocious ♪
- ♪ You need to take two doses ♪
- ♪ Damn Rip you got halitosis ♪
- ♪ You know that we wanna smoke [bleep] ♪
- ♪ You know when I get real ferocious ♪
- ♪ Hocus pocus ♪
[cheering]
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
[school bell rings]
- That's how you play that game, Old School!
- D-Wrek, let 'em know, make it official.
- Yo, the New School got more students kicked
out the classroom, so the Old School wins.
Make some noise for 'em, y'all.
- Oh-oh-oh Old School.
Oh-oh-oh Old School.
That's how we do it, D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ You wanna teach me English? ♪
♪ Please do but first there's something that I can teach you ♪
[speaking Hebrew]
♪ I just said I [bleep] your [bleep] in Hebrew ♪
[audience reacts, ding]
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Yo, y'all got amazing energy in the ATL.
And this show has been going so well, but right now
it's time for the bonus round, and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
- Oh, yeah, freestyle rapping but here on "Wild 'N Out"
we focus on the jokes, y'all know it.
So each punchline is gon' be one point added to your total score.
And the game could go either way.
Fats and Funny... I don't know
if we got a big enough belt for you, Fats.
[laughter]
New School, step up. Old School, step up.
You can see everybody ready to play
for that comedy championship belt right there.
DJ D-Wrek... - [D-Wrek laughing]
Drop the beat. - Look at him.
♪♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Let me hear you say!
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Let's go There's a overweight ♪
♪ Brother in the house ♪
♪ There's a overweight brother in the house ♪
♪ Overweight brother in the house ♪
♪ There's a overweight brother in the house check it out ♪
- ♪ There's a dog voice brother in the house ♪
♪ There's a dog voice brother in the house ♪
♪ Where Mariah at? Where Mariah at? ♪
♪ Where Mariah at? ♪
- I got a whole nother family now, shut up.
[buzzer, laughter]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Real quick, real quick.
♪ Unh, okay ♪ - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Off the top of the dome to tell the truth ♪
♪ This just came to me easy ♪
♪ You should work on your English grammar ♪
♪ 'Cause your language is sleazy ♪
♪ If you really wanna know if English is easy ♪
♪ Is the fact that you up here looking dangerously cheesy ♪
[ding, laughter] - Okay, okay, okay...
Okay, okay.
♪ You wanna teach me English? Please do ♪
♪ But first there's something that I can teach you ♪
[speaking Hebrew]
♪ I just said I'll [bleep] your [bleep] in Hebrew ♪
[audience reacts, ding]
- Whoa! Whoa!
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Yo look at this beached whale I'll get him in line ♪
♪ It's unbelievable he got some bigger titties than mine ♪
- ♪ He eats everything fried ♪ [ding]
♪ He won't blow up with it ♪
♪ He's so fat he got a car to do donuts in it ♪
- ♪ Now Charron you gotta hold up ♪
♪ My bars always go up If you do a drive-by ♪
♪ There'll be a Fruit Roll-Up ♪
[ding] ♪ ...his boyfriend... his buddy ♪
♪ With those fake ass chains he even blows his money ♪
- ♪ But he blows his money ♪ [ding]
♪ He's a real hustler Word on the street ♪
♪ DC's his best customer ♪
- ♪ People most pissed ♪ [ding]
♪ Are this guy's groupies ♪
♪ I guess DC must stand for dry coochie ♪
[audience reacts, ding]
Unh, man, cut that stupid ass beat, I'm tired of this [bleep].
[music stops]
Real talk, real talk, real talk.
Nobody have time for that stupid ass [bleep].
Now listen here.
We gonna complete this sentence. - Yes [bleep].
- You up here hoarse, but guess what?
[raspy] I can't really tell the difference.
[laughter, ding]
[chatter]
[D-Wrek laughing]
- Ay yo, I represent the South.
You must like the taste of my name
'cause it's always stuck in your mouth.
- Talk your [bleep]. [buzzer]
- And I might be gay on this stage and prance and all.
But I could be straighter than the pole
your mom's always dancing on. [ding]
- Wow! - Hey, Santwon, chill.
You ain't gonna begin like this.
- [chuckles] - Boy, you look like
a fruity disco ball that spin like this.
[laughter]
[ding, dinging]
- I'ma see you after the show!
- DJ D-Wrek, let 'em know who won, man.
- I gotta give that to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
[cheering and applause] - Oh-oh-oh Old School!
Oh-oh-oh Old School.
Fats and Funny, man.
What you wanna say to the people?
- He pay for D-Wrek hairline.
[laughter]
- We appreciate y'all for rocking with us.
ATL, we need y'all to get up on your feet.
Turn your TVs up and make some noise for ThatBoyFunny
and FatsDaBarber!
[cheering and applause, music starts]
- We got a big boy right now, turn up.
♪ Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go ♪
♪ I ain't never seen a big boy get on da roof ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, we vibin' on da roof ♪
♪ I ain't never seen a big boy get on da roof ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, how we vibin' on da roof ♪
♪ I ain't never seen a big boy get on da roof ♪
♪ I ain't never seen a big boy grill on da roof ♪
♪ Never seen a big boy grill on da roof ♪
♪ I ain't never seen a big boy grill on da roof big boy... ♪
♪♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays throughout]
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