(DJ D-Wrek) This is "Nick Cannon's Presents
Wild 'N Out".
Over 300 episodes later,
we're back and all the way lit.
- ♪ Wi-wi-wi ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad
starring captains Adam Waheed and Symba.
Let's wild out!
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Alright, y'all, everybody up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air and make some noise
for your host, Mr. Nick Cannon!
(cheers and applause)
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Planet "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
(cheers and applause)
Y'all give it up for D-Wrek, that's my man, 50 grand...
(cheers and applause) - Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Keep it going for the beautiful
and sensational goddesses of "Wild 'N Out", y'all.
(cheers and applause) Thank you, ladies.
Appreciate you, queens. Ain't nothin' changed, though,
it's still the home of freestyle comedy,
two teams battling head to head to see who's the funniest,
and you know what, it's gonna be my team
cuz I ain't got no shirt on.
(cheers and applause) And I be cheatin'.
Give it up for team Old School!
(cheers and applause)
Karlous Miller, Hitman Holla,
Chico Bean, Justina Valentine,
JJ, Mimi, Rip Michaels, and Conceited.
Y'all give it up for team New School.
(D-Wrek) New School, make some noise.
- DC Young Fly, Bobb'e J. Thompson,
Pretty Vee, Charlie Clips,
Phillip Hudson, Thatboyfunny,
and FatsDaBarber.
♪ I ain't never seen a big boy get on the show ♪
♪ I ain't never seen a big boy get on ♪
Yo, but we got-- we got a hell of a show for y'all.
And I gotta say this in a big way,
we got a social media superstar in the building.
- A superstar. - The next generation.
Y'all know him, y'all love him, y'all make some noise
for Adam Waheed!
(cheers and applause)
He gonna get our numbers up.
My guy!
Pleasure, man, thank you for being here, man.
You all over our phones, our computers,
and all of that stuff, how many subscribers you got?
- I got 30 million.
(cheers and applause)
I'ma tag everybody here for sure.
- Thank you, that's all we was asking.
Have some fun with Adam Waheed.
(cheers and applause)
Well, somebody right now definitely I'm a follower of,
I'm definitely a subscriber of this young man.
Reppin' hip hop in a real way,
y'all make some noise for Symba!
(cheers and applause)
(indistinct)!
Symba done went viral too!
His freestyles go viral.
Man, you ready to do this?
- I feel like last time you cheated me virtually,
so I came to get my lick back in person.
- There it is, talk your (bleep).
- Let's get it, let's get it. - And you gonna perform
for us as well, right? - You know we gonna do that.
- Y'all make some noise for team New School over there.
(cheers and applause)
D-Wrek, what's the name of the first game?
- It's called Alphabet Train, y'all ready to play it?
(cheers and applause)
Symba, this one is for you.
Yes, we gonna put your freestyle game to the test,
how many of y'all know your alphabet?
(cheers and applause)
Without singing the song?
(laughter)
So we gonna test it out, we got a little song
and we gonna improv right here on the spot.
When a letter pops up, we gotta freestyle with that letter
and keep the train moving.
I'ma need both squads to step up.
- Both squads. - Old School step up,
New School step up, get in alphabetical order.
D-Wrek... - Huh?
- Start the beat. - A'ight.
♪♪
(all) ♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On that alphabet train, A ♪
- ♪ Always poppin', y'all see how I get it, shorty ♪
- ♪ B ♪ - ♪ Billion dollar deal ♪
♪ Feel like Baron Davis with it ♪
- ♪ C ♪ - ♪ Crazy, sexy, cool ♪
♪ If you want it want it ♪ - ♪ D ♪
- ♪ Doggin' all the competition y'all should know it ♪
- ♪ E ♪ - ♪ 'Ey, 'err day ♪
♪ I gotta see it through, dog ♪
- ♪ F ♪
- ♪ F-f-f-f-f-f I want some food ♪
- ♪ G ♪ - ♪ Grayson, Gia, and Gina ♪
- ♪ H ♪ - ♪ I had Heather ♪
♪ Hannah, even Helena ♪
- ♪ I ♪ - ♪ Isabella ♪
♪ Ivory, even Iesha ♪ - ♪ J ♪
- ♪ Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica ♪
- ♪ K ♪
- ♪ Kim Kardashian can (bleep) all day ♪
- ♪ L ♪ - ♪ Lovely Mimi ♪
♪ You know me I'm cute as (bleep) ♪
- ♪ M ♪ - ♪ Mmm mmm mmm ♪
♪ Mmm mmm mmm, that's the sound of the letter ♪
(buzzer sound) - ♪ N ♪
(overlapping shouting) - (D-Wrek) Wait, wait...
- ♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
- Funny, you too.
- ♪ On that alphabet train, O ♪
- ♪ Ostriches, over, ostrich, okay ♪
- ♪ P ♪ - ♪ Pregnancy ♪
♪ Nick know all about that ♪ - ♪ Q ♪
- ♪ Damn, quick trip, I need some gas ♪
- ♪ R ♪ - ♪ Really I'm pimpin' ♪
♪ Mackin' and pimpin', dog ♪ - ♪ S ♪
- ♪ Stutter, every I (bleep) your mother ♪
- ♪ T ♪
- ♪ Turn up turn up turn up we in ATL ♪
- ♪ U ♪ - ♪ Usually... ♪
I know what to say but I don't...
- ♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On that alphabet train, V ♪
- ♪ Vagina, yeah, I love it like... ♪
- ♪ W ♪ - ♪ Woman woman woman ♪
♪ I'm takin' all of y'all ♪ - ♪ X ♪
- ♪ XXX, RIP to the dog ♪ - ♪ Y ♪
- ♪ You, you, and you, y'all can come with me tomorrow ♪
- ♪ Z ♪ - (snoring)
(laughter)
- ♪ We F'ed it up, we F'ed it up ♪
♪ We F'ed it up, we F'ed it up ♪
♪ On that alphabet train ♪
(cheers and applause) - Yo, D-Wrek, there was
a lot going on with that alphabet.
- Well, clearly, the Old School knows
their alphabet better than the New School
so the Old School wins, make some noise for 'em, y'all!
- There it is!
(cheers and applause)
We got a lot more game to play.
Everybody on their feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Your scene is a trailer park.
- I know I don't belong around these parts,
but can Justina come out and play?
(laughter)
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
We got Adam Waheed and Symba over there
on team New School, y'all, make some noise for 'em.
(cheers and applause)
Y'all ready for this next game?
(cheers and applause)
It's a favorite, it's a classic now,
it's called Greenery Screenery. - Screenery, screenery...
- True improv at its finest.
We gonna get some scenes from DJ D-Wrek,
and we gonna make them scenes funny.
If we win at that, we get a bell.
(bell dinging) If it's wack
they get that buzzer. (buzzer sounds)
Yo, y'all ready to get your improv on?
(all shouting)
Let's get to it, D-Wrek, it's in your hands.
- Your scene is stranded in the ocean.
(cheers and applause)
- Look, baby, I...
look, I swear to God, I'm stranded
on the ocean, baby, I swear to God I ain't got no--
I swear to God! (laughter)
- (exhales) Man, I'm so hungry,
the first fish I see I'm...
I'ma pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
(laughter) (ding)
- Jack, I'll never let go.
- I'll never let go, Rose.
(laughter) (ding)
- Oh, my God, that's Moby Thick.
(laughter) Moby Thick! Moby! Moby!
Moby Thick! (ding)
- I don't need a raft, my butt floats.
(buzzer)
- Hell yeah.
All this water?
(bleep) I'm about to pull out for?
It feel too good in this (bleep).
(laughter) (ding)
- Your scene is on a playground.
- You hit me first. - No, you hit me first.
(laughter)
- ♪ In West Philadelphia, born and raised ♪
♪ On a playground... ♪ (laughter)
(ding)
- Sing the school song, damnit, sing it!
- ♪ Fair Eastside High ♪
(ding) (laughter)
- Okay, um, Hitman,
how are you enjoying the property thus far?
- I mean, why the playground in front of the crib?
- Oh, it used to be R Kelly's compound.
(audience gasps) (ding)
- No, no, no, no!
Cuz if I have to come up here again about my son...
(laughter) (ding)
- Your scene is an interrogation room.
- For the last time, no,
I don't know where I was at on September 11th.
(all exclaiming) (ding)
(laughter)
- You know you (bleep) up, right?
You know you (bleep) up, don't you?
No, cuz you said you bought the beer
at 11:59, and now you sayin'
you bought the beer at 11:29.
You (bleep) up... - My legs hurt.
(laughter)
- Hey, boy. - Mmm?
- Got that Popeye's you ordered, extra crispy.
- That's right. - Yeah.
- Okay, now it was Terry, Terry down the street now...
(laughter) Now, hold up.
I know two more crimes.
(laughter)
- Your scene is a trailer park.
- I know I don't belong around these parts,
but can Justina come out and play?
(laughter) (ding)
- Hell nah, brother, this California.
You can (indistinct) for a million dollars right now.
(laughter) (buzzer)
- Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
♪ I ain't never seen a big boy get on the roof ♪
♪ I ain't never seen a big boy... ♪
- Donald Trump will be president again in 2024!
(laughter) (ding)
- Nick, I need you for this one.
Yeah, come on in.
Hey, yo, Em!
I got Nick Cannon here, he's talking (bleep).
(laughter) (ding)
- Hell you got this little-ass chain
like a (bleep) can't jump in your yard?
(laughter) (ding)
- Your scene is a tattoo parlor.
- Yeah, man, just put "Mariah" all the way across my back.
We gonna be together forever, I promise.
(both murmuring)
- Almost finished? - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- Look it, baby, it says "love, peace, and happiness."
- No, I can read Chinese, that definitely say
"kung pao chicken", you lookin' stupid.
(laughter) (ding)
- What you need, my boy? - Yeah, that Mariah (bleep)
ain't work, go and put that big-ass picture of Jesus...
(overlapping chatter) (laughter)
(rapid dinging) (cheers and applause)
- A hell of a game.
I got a feeling though, feel like we took the L on that one.
D-Wrek?
- New School wins that one,
make some noise for the New School, y'all.
(cheers and applause)
- Adam Waheed, he got all the jokes.
Symba doing his thing,
everybody on they feet,
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
- ♪ The swag, I want that bag ♪
♪ I want that water, I want somebody daughter ♪
♪ I'm in the spot ♪
♪ I'm feelin' hot ♪
♪ They talk about COVID ♪
♪ Lemme get them shots ♪
- ♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Planet "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
(cheers and applause)
(indistinct).
Yo, it's time to play a new game because
you know what, we doing new things.
Y'all give it up for the New School over there,
Adam Waheed, Symba. (cheers and applause)
We gonna get to freestyling in a big way,
it's called the Hip Hop Auction. - Hip Hop Auction.
(cheers and applause) (overlapping chatter)
- Real skills, and we gonna need y'all help,
"Wild 'N Out" family, real quick, we gonna ask y'all
to empty out your pockets, empty out your purses,
and we want you to hold up items that we gonna
freestyle about, and we gonna purchase
whatever item you got in your hand with our freestyle rhymes.
And you know what, if the rhyme is fresh,
it gets a bell. (bell dings)
If it's wack, it gets a buzzer.
(buzzer) Team with the most bells
in this auction wins the game,
y'all ready to get your freestyle on?
(cheers and applause) - Let's get it.
- I'ma need y'all to step up, Old School and New School.
I'ma teach y'all the song while they do that, y'all ready?
D-Wrek, show 'em the beat real quick.
♪♪
So the hook go like this.
♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
(all) ♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
- ♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, get money ♪
♪ Ain't never got no ones and tens just hunnids ♪
♪ They holding up stuff in the crowd and I want it ♪
♪ Like you with green headphones so let's run it ♪
♪ And I don't give a damn what they called cuz I'm paid ♪
♪ And I got in my pocket right now so let's trade ♪
♪ And I'm standing up here with the flow, it's so cold ♪
♪ Going once, going twice, it's a sale, it's sold ♪
- ♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
- ♪ I give you nothing for that hand mirror ♪
♪ That's what I said, if I wanna see my reflection ♪
♪ I'll use Hitman's head ♪
- ♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
- ♪ It's caution in the auction and I came to get money ♪
♪ And I know this thing just (bleep) eat money ♪
♪ But I see that book right there I could write ♪
♪ But everybody knows my flow be tight ♪
♪ And I see them glasses on that ass ♪
♪ And that mask, you put it in plastic ♪
(indistinct rapping)
♪ My freestyle, that (bleep) is tragic ♪
- ♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
- ♪ First off, I'ma hustler, so I can show all y'all ♪
♪ How the Coke look, first you with the fan ♪
♪ You a baddy, but I'ma need that notebook ♪
♪ Now everybody take your phones out ♪
♪ Or your phone's gotta have clips on it ♪
♪ Hey, shorty there with the pocket book ♪
♪ Hold it up again with the lips on it ♪
- ♪ Hey, New School, you already know how we comin' through ♪
♪ She holding up them headphones ♪
♪ But I can bet on what that booty do ♪
♪ Me and Charlie Clips going crazy ♪
♪ When I'm in the trip, drip like a mop ♪
♪ Keep holding up that damn hat ♪
♪ You gonna have to give one of us some top ♪
- ♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
- ♪ I got the swag, I want that bag ♪
♪ I want that water, I want somebody daughter ♪
♪ I'm in the spot ♪
♪ I'm feelin' hot ♪
♪ They talk about COVID ♪
♪ Lemme get them shots ♪
- ♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
- ♪ You know I got big boy when I come through ♪
♪ Big boy, he lookin' for the snacks and the food ♪
- ♪ It's a big boy comin' through, I'm talkin' real loud ♪
♪ Let me get them flowers there cuz my mama in the crowd ♪
- ♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
(cheers and applause) (rapid dinging)
- Hell of a game.
DJ D-Wrek, that was a tough one, man, who won?
- Symba and Adam did they thing,
but I gotta give it to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
(cheers and applause)
- We got a lot more game to play and a lot more
rhymes to show, DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Hey, yo, D-Wrek, hey, cut the beat.
I got something to say to you. (music stops)
You might've seen me on TikTok,
I got a fanbase of 20 million.
I should really be thanking you,
cuz over half of them are probably your children.
(laughter)
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
We got Adam Waheed and Symba over there on the New School
but right now the game could go either way
cuz it's time for the bonus round
and it's called the...
(all) Wildstyle!
- Oh yeah, freestyle rappin',
but y'all know here at "Wild 'N Out"
we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is...
(Nick and D-Wrek) One point added
to your total score.
So it's anybody's game.
Symba, you got robbed last time you was here.
- I'm here for revenge, I told you, I'm here...
- Adam, can you help him out?
You can take one home too. New School step up,
Old School step up, this is where we shine.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
(all) ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- A'ight, a'ight.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Everybody say...
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Yo, Symba, remember, you finna be dinner ♪
♪ Matter fact, we gonna swipe you ♪
♪ Like you were the Tinder Swindler ♪
♪ And we gonna keep on from the beginning ♪
♪ Brenda had a baby but I got about 80 and I'ma keep it ♪
♪ On safety cuz the 380 be goin' so crazy ♪
♪ But you know my freestyle is on that next level ♪
♪ Matter of fact, you can see the... (indistinct) ♪
♪ In the freestyle, Adam, I'll be all off the top ♪
♪ In my rhymin', I'm climbin', and all balsamic ♪
♪ Y'all make some noise for the new Osama Bin Laden ♪
(laughter) (ding)
- Hey, yo, D-Wrek, hey, cut the beat.
I got something to say to you. (music stops)
You might've seen me on TikTok,
I got a fanbase of 20 million.
I should really be thanking you,
cuz over half of them are probably your children.
(laughter)
- Whoa... - You talk a lotta (bleep),
you talk a lotta (bleep) and got no security, I respect it.
Damn, you really do do everything unprotected.
(laughter) (ding)
(D-Wrek) Wow!
- Let me get Fat, and let me get fat boy-- come here.
You came on this show not knowing how much you'd make.
You only said yes cuz they said it'd be a piece of cake.
(laughter) (ding)
You so skinny, you can never ride.
Cuz if I bounce this ass, I'll smash your inside.
(laughter) (ding)
- Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
You see, you see,
your body, it got me puzzled like a jigsaw.
Is it me, or do she look like
a pretty-ass bottle of Pepto Bismol?
(laughter) (ding)
- Thank you, I'll take that.
Thank you, I'll take that cuz I know I'm not a ho
but damn, you got a fat-ass camel toe.
(laughter) (ding)
- Bring the beat back!
- ♪ Wildstyle, Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Yo, hey yo, Phillip, we know you not thuggin' ♪
♪ We only mess with E-Man, the more talented Hudson ♪
♪ And Pretty Vee, I like how you animated ♪
♪ That box ain't pretty, it's highly contaminated ♪
♪ And Bobb'e, you need height surgery ♪
♪ Face senior citizen, body is in the nursery ♪
♪ You looking bitter and broke ♪
♪ How you call yourself Thatboyfunny ♪
♪ But can't delivery a joke? ♪
(rapid dinging) (cheers and applause)
- DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this.
- It was real close...
but I gotta give it to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School.
- There it is! So close!
(cheers and applause) So close!
We had some real heat,
some real zingers, man.
Adam, what you wanna say to the people at home, man?
- I'ma come back next time, and I'ma get that belt.
- Facts. Symba, you welcome back as well,
man, yo, but I gotta keep my comedy championship belt.
We want everybody on they feet, turn your TVs up,
and make some noise for Symba!
(music starts) - Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
♪ Yeah, they ask who's the best MC ♪
♪ Biggie, Jay-Z, or Nas ♪
♪ Uh-huh, Kendrick Lamar ♪
♪ Weezy F, Eminem or Tupac Shakur ♪
♪ Well, I guess it's about time ♪
♪ That I make a mention of boy ♪
♪ I ain't even dropped an album ♪
♪ I still ain't been on a tour ♪
♪ I ain't got no platinum records ♪
♪ And I ain't won no awards ♪
♪ You know you fight uphill battles ♪
♪ While pushing the culture forward ♪
♪ And the ish they neglect you for make ♪
♪ The legends respect you more ♪
♪ See, now the game is based off narratives and comparisons ♪
♪ Anything could be true if you get enough people sharin' ♪
♪ How could the facts be faced when this ish is opinion-based ♪
♪ Anyone can enter the race with a mic and an interface ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪♪
♪ One two three four, wi-wi-wi ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ MTV ♪