(DJ D-Wrek) - This is Nick Cannon presents
"Wild 'N Out."
Over 300 episodes later, we're back
and all the way lit.
(crowd) - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(DJ D-Wrek) - On this episode,
the Old School squad is battling the New School squad,
starring captains DJ Quik
and Rubi Rose.
Let's wild out!
(crowd) - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- All right, y'all, everybody up out your seats!
Put your hands in the air and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
(cheering and applause)
(crowd) - ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild' N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
Y'all give it up for my man, 50 grand,
DJ D-Wrek! - Ay, what's happening?
(cheering and applause) - Give it up for the
"Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
(cheering and applause)
So amazing, thank you, ladies. This is the home
of freestyle comedy. Two teams battling
head-to-head to see who's the funniest.
And we going all the way up. Y'all gotta make some noise
for my team, it's team Old School.
(cheering and applause)
Chico Bean, Justina Valentine.
Emman Hudson, Conceited, Charron.
Hitman Holla and Karlous Miller!
(cheering and applause)
Y'all give it up for team New School!
Bobb'e J. Thompson, DC Young Fly!
Kosha Dillaz, Or Mash,
Charlie Clips, Jessie Woo.
Radio Big Mack! - Yerrrp!
- Pretty Vee!
And performing for us, doing her thing,
y'all make some noise for Rubi Rose!
(cheering and applause)
Oh, yeah, y'all team fly.
Rubi on y'all team, y'all doing your thing.
So I gotta put some weight on my team then.
We got a legend in the building.
- (D-Wrek) Legend - A West Coast legend.
- West Coast legend. - Y'all make some noise
for the iconic, the legendary DJ Quik!
- ♪ Everybody wants to know the truth ♪
♪ About a brother named Quik ♪
♪ I come from the school of the sly wicked and the slick ♪
♪ A lotta people already know exactly where it's at ♪
♪ 'Cause it's the home of the jackers and... ♪
♪ Compton that's the name of my hometown ♪
♪ I'm going down in the town where my name is all around ♪
♪ The suckers just be having a fit and that's a pity ♪
♪ And I ain't doing nothing but claiming my city ♪
♪ See my lyrics doubling up and proving I can throw ♪
♪ I'm passing a natural 10 or 4 or 6 or 8 before I go ♪
♪ Yes I'm definitely free styling all the while ♪
♪ Still profiling never a trickster DJ Quikster ♪
♪ Steals the show So now that's how I'm living ♪
♪ I do as I please you see ♪
♪ A young brother that's up on reality ♪
♪ 'Cause everybody knows you have to be stomping ♪
♪ If you're born and raised in Compton ♪
(cheering and applause)
- So let's do what we do on the Old School, y'all ready?
We got a game called the Alphabet Train, you gon'
love it, matter of fact... (train whistle blows)
Old School step up. New School step up.
Get in alphabetical order, all right.
We gon' get our alphabet on, all right?
D-Wrek, you ready? - Let's wild out.
- Ay, ay, turn up, turn up.
♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪ A!
- ♪ Ain't no gang I'm banging Got it going dawg ♪
- B!
- ♪ Big dog I know that I be flowing, y'all ♪
- C! - ♪ Coolin' in this bit ♪
♪ I feel like that frog ♪ - D!
- ♪ Is what I gave your girl She thought I was gonna ♪
♪ Give it a whirl ♪ - E!
- ♪ Eat everything every time ♪
- F!
- ♪ Fly (bleep) what it's about ♪
- G!
- ♪ Gangstas know me I am from Atlanta ♪
- H! - ♪ Hm I'm hungry ♪
♪ Hungry, hungry ♪ - I!
- ♪ I do it all the time I got munchies ♪
- J! - ♪ Jewish every turn ♪
♪That rhyme with money ♪ - K!
- ♪ Kids Nick Cannon got about 20 of those ♪
- L! - ♪ I love you ♪
♪ I love you Rubi Rose ♪ - M!
- ♪ My money not Monopoly from Minnesota ♪
- N! - ♪ Ain't no need to tell me ♪
♪ I be in the way ♪ - O!
- ♪ Oprah 'cause I'm always on my (bleep) ♪
- P! - ♪ I get down not know sure ♪
♪ My P that letter for the... ♪ - Q!
- ♪ Quiet y'all be silent ♪ - R!
- ♪ Running (bleep) 'cause I get so violent ♪
- S! - ♪ Super cool y'all know ♪
♪ That I be shining ♪ - T!
- ♪ To the... ♪ (buzzer)
- ♪ He F it up, he F it up, he F it up, he F it up ♪
♪ He F it up, he F it up on the Alphabet Train ♪
U! - United Airlines is what
I take when I fly by! - V!
- ♪ Vagina very, very, very ♪ - W!
- ♪ Why are we playing this game? ♪
- X! - ♪ Xylophone try it bro ♪
- Y! - Yerrrp!
- Z! - ♪ Zer I'm just ready... ♪
- ♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up, we F it up ♪ ♪
♪ We F it up on the Alphabet Train (train whistle blows) ♪
(dinging) - Emman would say
that was kinda shaky! - (Emman) Shaky! Two shakies!
- DJ D-Wrek, make some sense out of this.
- I gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
(cheering and applause)
(Nick) New School came to play.
But it don't matter 'cause we got DJ Quik on our team.
We still gon' win. Everybody on they feet.
D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- DJ Quik.
I bet they wanna see the DJ (bleep).
Slob on the knob make the DJ sick.
(laughter)
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
Over there on the New School, we got Rubi Rose
performing later for y'all.
(cheering and applause)
But on my squad, we got a OG for sure.
The gangsta rapper himself, Quik is his name.
DJ Quik!
(cheering and applause)
And the reason why I wanna focus on gangsta rap
because we 'bout to play a game called On The Gang.
So we gon' bring the incredible gang to the center of the stage.
Y'all make some noise for 'em one time.
DW Flame and his Ncredible Gang.
And you know what? We always like to add
a little bit mo' gangsta to it.
So we might as well bring out one of the OGs.
Y'all make some noise for DJ Quik.
You get to be straight from Compton.
(cheering and applause) Please stand right here.
Right there. Now the game
is real simple, y'all. Each team member
gets the opportunity to come up here
and try to make the gang laugh.
If they crack a smile, if they smirk,
if they get uncomfortable we get a bell.
(ding) If, uh, they don't make 'em
laugh, they get a buzzer. (buzz)
And they ass get jumped, it's simple as that.
So y'all ready for it?
(cheering)
- New School, wild out.
- DC! - Let's go, DC!
(cheering)
- What's up, Quik? - What up?
- I... (bleep) You off limits.
Boy, where your hair, boy?
Why you think you supposed to scare somebody but...
How the hell you gangsta
and your Goddamn knees touch?
Y'all know how to (bleep) talk, sound like him.
(high-pitched) Man, they say I really (bleep) with you, man.
(laughter)
Y'all ain't gonna laugh?
You laugh all the time.
How you gangsta with a keloid on your ear?
You are but your ear ain't... (bleep)
(buzzer)
(cheering and applause)
- Let's go, Lous.
- Y'all can stand up there looking stupid all you want to.
You already look like the ghetto version of the Ninja Turtles.
(laughter)
Chuck, look at your big ass like a burned bake potato.
(laughter)
You don't wanna smile 'cause you don't want TV
to see them tall ass teeth.
(laughter)
- Whoa! (ding)
(cheering)
- Excuse me.
Excuse me if you don't mind.
Going after the most gangsta one.
Conceited dropping a album this year.
(laughter)
(ding)
- What is that funny?
- You been making a mixtape for six years (bleep).
(laughter)
(cheering)
- DJ Quik.
I bet they wanna see the DJ (bleep).
Slob on the knob make the DJ sick.
(laughter)
Okay, he can do like the half little gangsta
West Coast smile, all right.
Chuck, I know you ticklish like the Pillsbury Doughboy.
(laughter)
- Watch it, that is a white girl.
- He's smiling! - All right, all right...
- He's smiling, he's smiling. (ding)
(cheering)
- That's cheating.
- Jessie! - Let's go, Jessie Woo.
- (bleep) I'ma sing.
♪ If you smile for me I will sing ♪
♪ Your favorite song ♪ (ding)
(laughing, cheering)
- Y'all supposed to be tough?
Y'all look like the kind of dudes that be like
they won't be doing all that stuff like whenever your girl
try to have sex with y'all, y'all be scared to moan.
I know why y'all be scared to moan 'cause y'all don't
look like how y'all sound when y'all moan.
So I'ma do the sounds how y'all look when y'all be moaning.
Ah! (laughter)
(ding)
(gibberish)
(laughter)
Oh, you fast so I know how you moan.
(loud burp, laughter)
(ding)
(dinging, cheering)
- Y'all make some noise for our gangstas one time.
On The Gang. DJ Quik, incredible game.
Hey, that was a tough one, D-Wrek.
- It was close, it was close.
- Who won?
- Old School took that one.
It was real close but the Old School took that one.
Make some noise for 'em.
- We got a lot more smiles to provide.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ Ring around the rosie ♪
♪ Ring-a-linga ♪
♪ Ring around the rosie ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
Ay yo, Quik.
We wanted to do a little game real quick in honor
of you and all of the classic beats that you done produced
throughout your career, other people's career.
So we gon' play a classic game
called Remix.
(cheering and applause)
Now not only did we remix some DJ Quik classics,
we also remix some public domain songs that we got off line.
You know, using that #WildNOut.
So we got some stuff that I feel like
it's fitting for today's show.
New School, since y'all got Rubi Rose over there,
we gon' go Ring Around the Rosie for y'all.
- Ring around the roses? - And over here,
since we got Justina Valentina over here,
we gon' go ahead and go with Little Red Riding Hood.
Whoever comes up with the best remix wins the game.
And we gonna get it in like this.
We gon' go first.
(cheering and applause)
DJ D-Wrek. - Yup.
- Push a button. (air horn blares)
♪♪
- We got DJ Quik with us.
- ♪ We ain't scared of no big bad wolf ♪
- ♪ So it go a little something like this ♪
- ♪ Riding through the hood with red on ♪
♪ Let me see you slide ♪
♪ Slide, slide, slippity slide ♪
♪ Riding through the hood with red on ♪
♪ Let me see you slide ♪
♪ Slide, slide, slippity slide ♪
♪ Slide, slide, slippity slide ♪ - (Nick) Talk to 'em!
- ♪ Now let's get down to business ♪
♪ My name is DJ Quik I got my friends list ♪
♪ I like this (bleep) right here 'cause it's so endless ♪
♪ The "Wild 'N Out" business This (bleep) is timeless ♪
♪ It's flyness, it's large, it's fly like my bride is ♪
♪ DJ Quik sometimes I'm mindless ♪
♪ I'm just riding on my own beat ♪
♪ I rode in '95 and even back then ♪
♪ As a toddler I'll still lying ♪
- ♪ Riding through the hood with red on ♪
♪ Let me see you slide ♪
♪ Slide, slide, slippity slide ♪
♪ Riding through the hood with red on ♪
♪ Let me see you slide ♪
♪ Slide, slide, slippity slide ♪
♪ Riding through the hood with red ♪
♪ To the right, to the left ♪
♪ We gon' ride through the hood with red ♪
♪ To the right, to the left ♪ (dinging)
♪ Riding through the hood with red on ♪
♪ Let me see you slide... ♪
- That was trash.
- Who play ring around the... - Us!
- ♪ Ring around the rosie a pocketful of... ♪
- D-Wrek, we need that remix!
(air horn blares, music)
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
- ♪ Hold up "Wild 'N Out" and let me show you ♪
♪ What the New School talking of ♪
♪ Ring around the rosie ♪
♪ I said back up fool 'cause you don't really know me ♪
- ♪ I'm ringing round the rosie ♪
♪ And I pack it full of posie Everybody just chill ♪
D, what up, D? - What up, Vee?
- ♪ One, two, three for the homies ♪
♪ Ring around the Rosie it goes ♪
♪One, two, three for the homies ♪
♪ Ring around the rosie ♪
- ♪ Ring around the rosie ♪
♪ Ring-a-linga ♪
♪ Ring around the rosie ♪
- ♪ Ring, ring, song ♪
♪ Ring-a-ding-ding ding-dong ♪
♪ Ring, ring, dong ♪
♪ Ring-a-ding ding-ding-dong ♪
♪ Ring, ding, dong ♪ (dinging)
♪♪
♪ Ring around the rosie ♪
- Sing that (bleep)! - A'ight, a'ight.
We gon' let Atlanta decide.
We gon' do it properly. We gon' bring out
a "Wild 'N Out" goddess to help us deliberate.
Y'all make some noise for Joia one time.
(cheering and applause)
- Hey, guys, let's give it up for the Old School!
(cheering and applause)
- Okay. - Let's give it up
for the New School!
(cheering and applause)
- Yo! - All right.
- All right, I think it's pretty easy.
We're not gonna go to the right.
But we're going to the left!
New School!
(cheering)
- There it is, everybody on they feet.
D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- I know this is your segment.
And I respect you as a veteran, dawg.
But I'll put up my whole "Wild 'N Out" check that my white boy
is better than yours. - You crazy as hell.
- Oh (bleep) if that's the case then don't get me rattled.
Let's step aside and let's have a white boy battle.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Y'all make some noise, Atlanta!
(cheering and applause)
A classic episode for sure 'cause we got
the OG in the building. Y'all give it up for DJ Quik!
(cheering and applause)
I feel like my comedy championship belt is gonna
be safe for me, DC, because it's time for the bonus round,
and it's called the...
(all) Wildstyle!
- So we bring in them punchlines with this freestyle,
and, you know, each punchline
is one point added to your total score.
So we can still win this and we 'bout to.
New School step up. Old School step up.
DJ D-Wrek? - Huh?
- Drop the beat. ♪♪
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Let me hear you say... - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ I'll be knocking (bleep) like it ain't (bleep) ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm a thug mother (bleep) named southeast Nick ♪
♪ Now maybe it's the way I hold my... ♪
♪Probably is the reason I got all these damn kids ♪
(ding)
- ♪ I'ma (bleep) start holding your nose ♪
♪ Viacom went on strike ♪
♪ 'Cause they heard you went bowling in those ♪
♪ Hold on and you shoulda wore your vest today ♪
♪ Dressed like a East Coast (bleep) ♪
♪ Who move to the West yesterday ♪
(ding) - (Chico) Hold up.
Wait a minute, Charlie Clips that was wrong.
That was wrong. - That was crazy.
- Yo, check it out.
♪ Charlie Clips listen ♪
♪ You so fat you try to eat soup with a fork ♪
♪ You got a PPP Pies, peas, and pork ♪
(ding)
- Hold up! Ay, yo, DJ D-Wrek!
Cut the beat!
(air horn blares, music stops)
- Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I know this is your segment,
and I respect you as a veteran, dawg.
But I'll put up my whole "Wild 'N Out" check
that my white boy is better than yours.
- You crazy as hell. (audience reacts)
- Oh (bleep) if that's the case then don't get me rattled.
Let's step aside, and let's have a white boy battle.
- White boy battle.
- Black people get out the way, this white people business.
- All right, all right, yo. - Back it up, back it up.
- Me... - Caucasian on Caucasian.
- I like to hustle and bill.
You look like you sell life insurance
to rappers before they get killed.
(ding) This is astounding.
Don't open your mouth quick.
You're in Atlanta and don't know what
Morehouse is.
(ding) I'm not trying to do this.
Crispy the cream. You look like
your being nice but you livin' in a dream.
I don't know what even to go to say to him.
But I didn't come to ATL to talk to a Canadian.
(ding, audience reacts)
(bleep)
- White boy's about to cook!
- Ay, I said, listen, bro. You need hair.
You have baby Bobb'e, side Clips.
Big Mack on your team there. Who y'all supposed to be?
Baldy Locks and the Three Bears?
Yo, you been dead. I don't care what this kid said.
Didn't Jewish people invent circumcision?
That explains why you're so much of a (bleep) head.
I'm better than you, and I'm treading this crew.
It's funny you got eight gifts for Hannukah
and I still got more "presence" than you.
- (Nick) Okay. - They put a star with ya.
I'm a hard hitter. I got actual bars.
You just have Bar Mitzvahs!
(dinging)
- Whoa! Whoa!
(dinging continues) Whoa!
- DJ D-Wrek, make some sense out of this.
- Charron did that. Make some noise
for the Old School, y'all.
(cheering and applause)
- Leave Charron alone!
Come on out here, Quik, it's you, man.
- Oh, give it up, no, dawg, for real?
- All for you, man. What you wanna say
to the people at home?
- I wanna say I'd like to thank y'all
for all the years of support. I'd like to say shout-out
to my boy, Nicholas over here, young Nick Cannon from doing it
ever since he-- ever since. And you don't know this.
All my friends, my close friends say we kinda looked...
- My real daddy, y'all.
(laughter)
Y'all give it up for DJ Quik one time.
- Thank y'all, love you.
- (Nick) Everybody on they feet. Turn your TVs up
and make some noise for Rubi Rose!
(cheering and applause)
♪♪
♪ Face to face with it, can't be beefin' through no FaceTime ♪
♪ Cool with all the thugs since my -- taught me gang signs ♪
♪ Bad bad be like, "Where the -- your waistline?" ♪
♪ Body like a porn star he -- me like he fresh out ♪
♪ Could've -- your friend but I heard he got a big mouth ♪
♪ He want pieces of this -- buy a big house ♪
♪ Big Benz, Forgiatos when I go to pull out ♪
♪ Big racks, know he be upset I make him pull out ♪
♪ It make me horny when he drivin' with the stick out ♪
♪ Drivin' through the hood showin' me ♪
♪ He got a stash house ♪
♪ -- him good, take that -- money when he pass out ♪
♪ Ratchet, I keep it classy when he cash out ♪
♪ Lashes, nails done I be tryna act out ♪♪
♪♪
("Wild 'N Out" theme plays)
- ♪ MTV ♪