(DJ D-Wrek) This is "Nick Cannon's Presents
Wild 'N Out".
Over 300 episodes later,
we're back and all the way lit.
- ♪ Wi-wi-wi ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad
starring captain Álvaro Díaz.
Let's wild out!
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Alright, y'all, everybody up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air and make some noise
for your host, Mr. Nick Cannon!
(cheers and applause)
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
(cheers and applause)
There it is. Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
- What's up, what's up? (cheers and applause)
- And of course, we elevated this season,
y'all give it up for the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
(cheers and applause)
Thank you, ladies. Appreciate you so much.
You know the home of freestyle comedy
where it's two teams battling head to head
to see who's the funniest,
and I got a feeling it's gon' be my team.
Make some noise for team Old School!
(cheers and applause)
E-Man Hudson, Charron,
Chico Bean, Kosha Dillz,
C-O-N,
Justina Valentine,
Big JJ, and Karlous Miller.
That's what I'm talking about,
that's a squad we got over there.
Y'all make some noise for team New School.
(cheers and applause)
Jess Hilarious, Santwon,
Charlie Clips, FatsDaBarber,
ThatBoyFunny, Jessie Woo,
Pretty Vee.
Oh, man... - Come on, my (bleep).
(laughter) DC Young Fly
and Radio Big Mack.
We got an international superstar in the building.
All my Latinos make some noise.
(cheers and applause) And give it up
for the international superstar Álvaro Díaz!
Yeah!
(cheers and applause)
Not only are you here to rock as a team captain, Álvaro,
but you also, you gon', you gon' perform for us later too, right?
- I'ma do whatever. - Yo, I'm just letting you know
they about to tear them pants up.
(laughter)
Puerto Rican style, right?
Puerto Rico, oh! (cheers and applause)
Alvarito!
Any bilingual people in the building?
Make some noise. (light cheering)
Well, whatever language you speak, it's time
to run the Alphabet Train.
(cheers and applause) (horn blaring)
And since we got my man Alvarito in the building,
we gon' do this in Spanish.
So I'ma need y'all to step up,
alphabetical order, y'all know how we play this game
and then normally we say,
♪ F it up, F it up ♪
So, but we gon' switch it, we gonna go...
♪ Efe up, Efe up ♪
- ♪ Efe up, Efe up ♪
♪ Efe up, Efe up ♪
- I'm half Spanish... - ♪ Tren alfabeto ♪
- Todos suben al train.
(cheers and applause)
- ♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train, A ♪
- ♪ Abuelito yo te quiero mucho ♪
- ♪ B ♪ - ♪ Bonjour, bonjour ♪
That's French. (buzzer)
- ♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, on the alphabet train ♪
♪ C ♪ - (bleep).
Uh, me gusta. - ♪ D ♪
- ♪ Dos casa mi gora pastata ♪
- ♪ D ♪
- ♪ Dome gesterando ♪
- ♪ E ♪
- ♪ Estamos con mi gente ♪
- ♪ F ♪
- ♪ Efe, yes-eh? ♪
- ♪ G ♪
- Goooooalll! (buzzer)
- ♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, on the alphabet train ♪
♪ H ♪
- Homes!
(buzzer) (laughter)
- ♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
♪ I ♪ (buzzer)
♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
♪ J ♪
- ♪ Jalapenos, I can eat them every day ♪
- ♪ K ♪ - ♪ Que lindo que ♪
- ♪ No aqui, no quiero mas candy que ♪
- ♪ L ♪
- ♪ A la la bailando en el casa oh ♪
- ♪ LL ♪
- ♪ LL Cool J ♪ (buzzer)
- ♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
♪ M ♪
- ♪ Mi madre es bonita ♪
- ♪ N ♪
- ♪ Niegro ♪ (buzzer)
- ♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
♪ Ñ ♪
- ♪ Ñina, bitch ♪
- ♪ O ♪
- ♪ O que esta pasando con la ♪
- ♪ P ♪
- ♪ Donde ya vivo ya vavo ya vavo ♪
- ♪ Q ♪
- ♪ Cool cool cool cool ♪ (buzzer)
- ♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
♪ R ♪ - ♪ Rojo ♪
♪ Es my favorite color ♪
- ♪ RR ♪
- ♪ Rolls-Royce I be drivin' ♪
- ♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
♪ S ♪
- Oh, I thought I had T,
so I was ready to say something else.
- ♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
♪ T ♪
- ♪ Te lo pona ♪
- ♪ U ♪
- ♪ Una chica muy bonita ♪
- ♪ V ♪
- ♪ Vefe, yay yay ♪
- ♪ W ♪
- (stammering) (buzzer)
- ♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
♪ X ♪
- ♪ Eccellente ♪ (buzzer)
- ♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
♪ Y ♪
- ♪ Y Griega, es yierda, y derecha like ♪
- ♪ Zebra es mi animales favorito ♪
(laughter) (buzzer)
- ♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
(cheers and applause) - Alvarito, how did we do, man?
- I think it went really great.
- You think we did great?
- I think you know more Spanish than me.
- He said we know more Spanish than him, we love it.
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Yo, the New School doesn't know their
Spanish alphabet as well as the Old School,
so make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
(cheers and applause)
Álvaro Díaz is in the building, we got a lot more game to play.
Everybody on they feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ This my cuz Brianna ♪
♪ And y'all know just why she came ♪
♪ She got a big ol' fatty ♪
♪ And a bang like Rick James ♪
- ♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducin'? ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
Álvaro Díaz is in the building.
- Sup sup sup sup?
- And it's a family affair.
And speaking of family, it's time to play
a classic game called
♪ Family reunion ♪
- ♪ Who we introducin'? Who we introducin'? ♪
- Oh yeah, y'all know how the game go.
Each introduction, if it is funny
it gets a bell, if it's not it gets a buzzer.
(buzzer) Team with the most bells
wins the game, so let's introduce our family members.
Y'all know the song, let's start the clap up.
Slow it down, slow it down for the white folks.
There it is.
(rhythmic clapping)
- ♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducin'? Who we introducin'? ♪
- ♪ Esa es mi prima ♪
♪ And you know that she got 'em so shook ♪
- ♪ Even though she came here ♪
♪ Dressed like a composition notebook ♪
(bell dings) - ♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducin'? Who we introducin'? ♪
- ♪ This my cuz Brianna ♪
♪ And y'all know just why she came ♪
♪ She got ol' fatty ♪
♪ And a bang like Rick James ♪
(bell dings) - ♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducin'? Who we introducin'? ♪
- ♪ This is a girl ♪
(laughter)
(buzzer)
- ♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducin'? Who we introducin'? ♪
- ♪ This my cousin in law ♪
♪ And he ain't no joke ♪
♪ Everywhere we go, he be like ♪
"Bro, where's the coke?"
(bell dings) - ♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducin'? Who we introducin'? ♪
- ♪ Mi primo Romeo no es el de aventura ♪
♪ His mom hates his wife ♪
♪ Because she cook so basura ♪
- ♪ At the family reunion ♪ - (Nick) That mean trash.
- ♪ Who we introducin'? ♪ - Trash cookin'.
- (Con) We know! - ♪ Who we introducin'? ♪
- ♪ This my friend Alicia and I don't wanna make her cry ♪
- ♪ But don't she got the same hair ♪
♪ As DC Young Fly ♪
(laughter)
(bell dings) - ♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducin'? ♪
(rapid dinging)
(cheers and applause)
- Hell of a game.
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta say the New School found more relatives,
so the New School wins.
Make some noise for 'em. (cheers and applause)
- Álvaro Díaz is in the building, he came to play.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ Yo estere lista en los campos en la primavera ♪
- ♪ What you say? ♪
- ♪ Yo estere lista en los campos en la primavera ♪
- ♪ Uno ♪ - ♪ Sing it ♪
- ♪ Dos tres cuatro ♪
♪ (overlapping singing) ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
International superstar Álvaro Díaz is over there.
This one is exactly for you.
- Yeah, we ready. - So we might as well
play a game called Remix.
(cheers and applause) - Yeah!
- That's where we take a public domain song
or nursery rhyme, something like that,
and we do a "Wild 'N Out" remix with a little hip hop spin.
But since we got my man Alvarito in the building,
we gon' put a little-- we gon' put a little bit
of that on it, we gon' put a little sauce on it.
We got our topics, our songs from offline
using that hashtag #WildNOut.
And, uh, you guys ever heard
of Había un Sapo?
- Nope.
- It's like a Spanish rhyme, right?
It's about a little frog.
- He said, "We are not Spanish, we from Atlanta."
- (DC) This is Covington. - We gonna give y'all
something simple, the numbers in Spanish.
Let's do it. Y'all got the numbers,
we got Había un Sapo.
- We going first? We got this. - Old School, wild out.
- (overlapping shouting)
- The frog is a very important animal in Puerto Rican culture
so they wrote a nursery rhyme about it.
We don't know it, so DJ D-Wrek...
- Remix! (air horn blares)
- ♪ Hey, hey ♪
- ♪ Lavate las manos ♪
♪ Move your body ♪
♪ Lavate las manos ♪ - Ribbit, ribbit.
- ♪ Move your body ♪
♪ Jump like a rana ♪ - Ribbit.
- ♪ Jump like a rana ♪ - Ribbit.
- ♪ Jump like a rana un froggy ♪
- ♪ Senorita mamacita caliente nice to meet ya ♪
♪ And you really look bonita you my chica ♪
- ♪ You can try to holla but you might get dissed ♪
♪ I had to kiss a lotta frogs till I find my prince ♪
- ♪ Right now they gonna take a picture of the green killer ♪
♪ And tried to be amphibian they swimming in pasina ♪
- ♪ Lavate las manos ♪ - Ribbit.
- ♪ Move your body ♪
- Ribbit. - ♪ Lavate las manos ♪
- Come on, come on. - ♪ Move your body ♪
♪ Jump like a rana ♪
- Ribbit.
♪ Jump like a rana un froggy ♪ - Ribbit.
(rapid dinging) (cheers and applause)
(overlapping singing)
(overlapping chatter)
- We were saying "lift your hands up."
- That (bleep) was trash. "El trashiaté."
- Ribbit. - La basura, la basura.
- I saw your stupid ass walking around
talkin' about "ribbit."
(speaking broken Spanish)
- No, no, no, uno, dos, tres, cuatro.
(all) Oh!
- Play the beat, play the beat.
(air horn blares)
- ♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Let's go uno ♪
♪ Dos tres cuatro ♪
- Let's go!
- ♪ I said uno ♪ - Sing it!
- ♪ Dos tres cuatro ♪
- And then we go...
- ♪ Cinco ♪
♪ Seis ♪
♪ Cinco ♪
♪ Seis ♪
- ♪ La cata que tu azucar me cara hasta mi beso ♪
- ♪ Papi mi billeto ♪
♪ A machacola que sapita que esa casa ♪
♪ Andar su Porsche, que suerte, en tu bara ♪
- ♪ El ritmo, bailando, queremos cojenes ♪
♪ Vengo para la negra en mis patalones ♪
- ♪ Yo estere lista en los campos en la primavera ♪
- What you say?
- ♪ Yo estere lista en los campos en la primavera ♪
- ♪ Hey, uno ♪
- Sing it! - ♪ Dos tres cuatro ♪
(overlapping shouting)
- ♪ I said uno ♪ (overlapping shouting)
♪ Dos tres cuatro ♪ (rapid dinging)
♪ Cincoo, seis ♪
(cheers and applause)
- So y'all can count to six, good job.
Let's do it properly, y'all.
Let's bring out a "Wild 'N Out" goddess
to help us deliberate.
Y'all make some noise for Halle one time.
(cheers and applause)
- Alright, you guys, that was kind of obvious.
But we gotta hear from the audience--
- What the ribbit you talkin' about?
- Obvious? - I'm sorry.
- Alright, go ahead and do the losers first.
- Let's hear it for the Old School.
- ♪ Jump like a rana ♪
♪ Jump like a rana ♪
♪ Jump like a rana, un froggy ♪
- Alright, you guys, now let's hear it for the New School.
(cheers and applause)
- A'ight, let 'em know who won.
- I'm gonna have to give it to the New School.
- ♪ Uno ♪
♪ Dos tres cuatro ♪
- Take us out, D-Wrek.
♪♪
- Everybody say...
- ♪ Cinco ♪
♪ Seis ♪
(overlapping shouting)
♪ Cinco, seis ♪
- Hey, hey, hey, Nick.
You talk about my pants, but I get respect in these.
And since they look like garbage bags,
you should put your records on these.
(audience gasps) (ding)
Just saying.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
(cheers and applause)
International superstar in the building,
Álvaro Díaz.
(cheers and applause) Alvarito!
Yo, so we goin' in, yo.
The game could go either way.
It's a classic episode, but right now it's time
for the bonus round and it's called the...
(all) Wildstyle.
- Oh yeah, you know what it is.
Freestyle rappin', but here on "Wild 'N Out",
we focus on them jokes, the funny jokes.
So each good punchline is one point added
to your total score.
Yeah, Alvarito, you ready?
- I'm ready. - You can take
that comedy championship belt with you, man.
Put 'em in them pants.
- It's going to Puerto Rico.
- Let's get to it.
♪♪
Say it with me, y'all.
(all) ♪ Wildstyle, wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Alvarito, Alvarito, yo ♪
♪ Everything I do is grande not pequito ♪
♪ (rapping in Spanish) ♪
♪ Me llamo Nicholas como te llamas tu ? ♪
♪ Yo soy guapo, I'm kinda hot though ♪
♪ Like the nachos with some tacos ♪
♪ But I break (bleep) up and make (bleep) up ♪
♪ Off the top, know this how I manifest ♪
♪ And matter fact, you know your hashtag ♪
♪ Should be basuda, that means these trash bags ♪
(laughter) (ding)
- Yo, D-Wrek, D-Wrek. Cortar el beat.
(music stops)
- Hey, hey, hey, Nick.
You talk about my pants, but I get respect in these.
And since they look like garbage bags,
you should put your records on these.
(all exclaiming)
(ding) Just saying.
- Jessie Woo, with that fake hair,
there's something you need to get straight.
That weave is tired and you got more tracks than a mixtape.
(ding) - Ooh, they be havin'
a lotta (bleep) songs on a mixtape.
- Pretty Vee, it look like you need to use
Proactiv a bunch of times.
With all that acne, I bet your favorite
R. Kelly song is "Bump and Grind."
- Aw, that was mean. (laughter)
(Pretty Vee) Yo, that (bleep) was corny.
Lemme just say one word, Justina,
before you kill these (bleep). First of all,
I know I got bumpety-bumpy,
and I don't give a (bleep) about it.
You're ugly, you're stumpy,
you're shorty, if I cap that (bleep),
you're 40... - Oh, (bleep)!
- What's the (bleep) problem?
I got feathers, you a (bleep) bird, you heard?
(bleep) outta here. (laughter)
(ding) - Vee, now that was fire.
That was fire, I mean, that was too hot to handle.
Santwon, you so gay I bet your favorite dog
is a cocker spaniel. - Oh my goodness.
- And Big Mack, you're so fat
I bet you could block out the sun.
I would say diabetes probably runs in your family,
but I doubt anything in your family could run.
- Okay, lemme get mine. - Go ahead, get your verse.
- Okay, that's great, you can try to play me.
But New School, we varsity,
you gon' stay JV. (laughter)
- Santwon, we know that you on top of it.
You know that in his esophagus he could fit a hockey stick.
(ding) He's (bleep) so much,
his least favorite "Wild 'N Out" game is Talkin' Spit.
And Pretty Vee, you better play dead.
I seen her trickin' on the corner,
that's how she makes bread.
She'll (bleep) anyone for money,
Atlanta, they call her Bankhead.
(laughter) (ding)
(rapid dinging) - Oh my God!
- That was good. - Basuda.
DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this, man.
- It was kinda chaotic,
but I gotta give it to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School.
- We kept our comedy championship!
My man, you know what?
Alvarito, you my man, you came through,
you represented, come back anytime, man.
- Thank you, my brother. - He's truly family, right?
(cheers and applause) He did his thing.
Yo, I get to keep my comedy championship belt for once.
I need everybody on they feet,
turn your TVs up all around the world
and make some noise for Álvaro Díaz.
(music and applause)
- Everybody keep their hands up.
Hands up, hands up with me.
Go like...
♪ Aye, aye, aye ♪
♪ Aye, aye ♪
♪ Aye ♪
♪ Aye, keep it up for me, keep it up for me ♪
♪ Aye, Mami, ¿qué lo wha'? ¿Qué lo que? ♪
♪ Es Alvarito de la sei' (de las sei') ♪
♪ Yo sé que te probé, pero quiero morderte otra ve' ♪
♪ ¿Qué tú tiene''? Yo no sé (yo no sé) ♪
♪ Es que tú tiene' un iah diablo (iah, diablo) ♪
♪ Es que tú tiene' un eah, rayo' ♪
♪ Es que si te pillo, te guayo ♪