[DJ D-Wrek] - This is Nick Cannon presents
"Wild 'N Out."
Over 300 episodes later, we're back
and all the way lit.
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[DJ D-Wrek] - On this episode,
the Old School squad is battling
the New School squad, starring captain
Godfrey
and performing DC Young Fly.
Let's wild out!
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- All right, y'all, everybody up out your seats!
Put your hands together and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheers and applause]
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- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
Now give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
- What's happening? How are you doing?
[cheers and applause]
- And the "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses.
[cheers and applause]
Thank you, ladies.
This is the home of freestyle comedy.
Two teams battling head-to-head to see who's the funniest.
And I had to switch it up this time, D-Wrek.
I'm gonna go ahead and be the captain of the New School!
[cheers and applause]
Bobb'e J. Thompson, Charlie Clips,
Kosha Dillz, Jess Hilarious, Brent Pella,
Radio Big Mack.
Ugh!
And my partner, DC Young Fly.
Yo, DC.
- What's up?
- Yo, man, you-- you've got an outstanding music career
you got going right now.
How about you perform for everybody today?
[cheers and applause]
- I will, I will.
[Nick] - Let's get to it.
DC gonna hit the stage for y'all.
Y'all give it up for Team Old School!
[cheers and applause]
Big JJ, Chico Bean,
Mrs. Justina Valentine, Courtney Bee,
Con, Uncle Rip Micheals, and Uncle Jack Thriller.
[cheers and applause]
Do you know what?
I had to give my-- my Old School throne to somebody
over here that truly deserves it.
Y'all make some noise for my brother, Godfrey the comedian!
[cheers and applause]
What's up, boy?
- What we getting it, boy?! Let's go!
- Who are some of the voices we might, uh,
we might get a chance to see, man?
- Steve Harvey. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm tired of this damn show.
I'm gonna let you know that right now.
- Y'all make some noise for Godfrey the comedian.
- We got this, we got this.
- Since Godfrey got all the voices,
we're gonna play a classic game called Outgoing Message, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
Now, there's gonna be some celebrities given to us
by DJ D-Wrek, it's gonna pop up there,
and we get the opportunity to create that outgoing message.
D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- We ready. Old School, wild out.
[cheers and applause]
[phone beeping]
- Big Soulja!
Yeah, I was the first person
to leave a voicemail for myself!
Yeah!
I was the first person to be on "Wild 'N Out"!
Yeah! Drake!
I was the first person to come up here!
[phone beeping]
[phone beeping continues]
- [cheers and applause] - [bell dinging]
[phone beeping]
- Winners don't cheat.
It's Yung Miami and I can't remember my set good.
This is how she talks, so if you're a broke boy,
get your stacks up.
- Take that, take that.
- Diddy, stop, I'm trying to make my voicemail, stop.
[bell dinging]
Done with a period.
[cheers and applause]
[phone beeping]
- Hey, guys.
You've reached Kim.
I'm probably busy working.
Something the rest of you women should all be doing.
I mean, I had to bend over backwards and forward
to get where I'm at in life.
Anyway, this is an old number.
I had to leave West to go East.
Even though my daughter's North, I'm going down on Pete.
Peace.
[bell dinging]
[cheers and applause]
- Ahh...
[phone beeping]
- You have reached the mother[bleep] Bernie Mac.
You hear me?
[cheers and applause]
Now, I done told you I ain't got no
mother[bleep] milk and cookies.
You hear what I'm saying?
And if you thought you were gonna talk to me,
then bust a move!
- [DC Young Fly chuckling] - [bell dinging]
[cheers and applause]
[Nick] - Make some noise, y'all.
Here we go, here we go.
[cheers and applause]
Hey, hey, hey!
[phone beeping]
- Hey, this is Bill Clinton, I'm not home right now.
Leave a message with Monica.
If you mail a message, I'm your man.
[bell dinging]
- Uh, I'm not in right now.
Uh...
uh, just, uh, leave a message.
And if it's Donald, I'm not answering [bleep].
[bell dinging]
- Ha... oh, hell, no!
I ain't answering a goddamn thing!
Heh!
You think I'm gonna answer your ass?
I'm tired of answering the goddamn phone
'cause I'm busy.
I've got all kinds of jobs.
Heh, heh-heh!
[bell dinging]
[cheers and applause]
- Godfrey, do Paul Mooney.
What does Paul Mooney's message sound like?
[phone beeping]
- You [bleep] are bull[bleep].
This is a goddamn bull[bleep] game.
[bleep] Nick and his goddamn babies.
[bell dinging]
[bell dinging continues]
- DJ D-Wrek, that was a great game.
[DJ D-Wrek] - It was.
- Who won?
- I've gotta give it to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
- Well, you've got a--
a master impressionist on the squad.
Godfrey the comedian in the building.
Everybody on their feet.
D-Wrek, take us out.
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- They call it "blank" but I call it "blank."
[bell ringing]
- They call 'em "black people," I call 'em "my..."
- Yo!
- "...friends, friends, friends, friends,
friends, friends, friends."
[all] - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
Over there on the Old School,
you've got Godfrey the comedian.
[cheers and applause]
Gonna play a little game we like to call Hood Jeopardy.
[cheers and applause]
And we've got hood answers and hood questions over here.
And if our question is funny, we get a bell.
[bell dinging]
- If it's wack, we get a buzzer. - [buzzer blaring]
- Let's do this. D-Wrek, it's in your hands.
- All right.
Your answer is, you can say this at dinner and during sex.
[bell ringing]
- What is, "I love when the four of us get together"?
[bell dinging]
[bell ringing]
- What is, "You want me to eat that"?
[bell dinging]
- [bell ringing] - What is...
[DC Young Fly groaning]
- What does that have to do with dinner?
- This is how I eat my food.
- [buzzer blaring] - Get out of here, man.
- What?!
- People don't eat like that.
[bell ringing]
- What is, "Ooh, that's a little too salty"?
[bell dinging]
[bell ringing]
- What is, "I said..."
[DC Young Fly groaning]
[buzzer blaring]
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Y'all not gonna have a dinner question
and I'm not getting [bleep].
Get your skinny ass back there.
[bell ringing]
What is, "I'm coming"?
What is, "I'm gonna eat all this"?
[bell ringing]
What is, "I'm ready for seconds"?
- [bell ringing] - [bell dinging]
- What is, "[bleep], I am tired"?
[bell dinging]
[DC Young Fly groaning]
- Your answer is, "They call it 'blank' but I call it 'blank.'"
[bell ringing]
- They call it "all you can eat,"
I call it "a personal challenge."
[bell dinging]
[bell ringing]
- They call it "both of them," I call it "both of 'em."
[bell dinging]
[bell ringing]
- They call it "hair," I call it "her."
They call it "where," I call it "were."
[bell dinging]
[bell ringing]
- They call it "do" but I call it "do."
I don't know how to say it like they do
so I just say what I do.
- Can you say this? - [buzzer blaring]
[bell ringing]
- They call 'em "black people," I call 'em "my..."
- Yo!
- "...friends, friends, friends, friends,
friends, friends."
- [bell ringing] - I call 'em "dead."
[bell ringing]
- They call it "ambulance" but I call it "am-bu-lance."
- [bell dinging] - [bell ringing]
- They call it "seven," I call it "se'en."
- [bell ringing] - [bell dinging]
- They call it "eleven," I call it "ele'en."
- [bell dinging] - [bell ringing]
- They call it "you beautiful" but "you ugly as [bleep]."
[bell dinging]
[Nick] - Let's go, DC!
[cheers and applause]
- Your answer is, "Atlanta is best known for..."
[bell ringing]
- What is-- what is, "Nephew, what's up, baby?
- Ah, baby!" - [bell dinging]
[bell ringing]
- What is, "Hey"?
[bell dinging]
[bell ringing]
[Big JJ vocalizing]
[bell dinging]
[bell ringing]
- [bleep], you forgot one, [bleep] don't...
[cheers and applause]
[bell dinging]
- All right, your answer is,
"You're too old to be afraid of this."
- Oh, my God!
[bell dinging]
- That means we won, right?
- Absolutely, 'cause he knocked out the whole team.
- Y'all give it up for the New School
for winning Hood Jeopardy.
We've got a lot more game to play.
D-Wrek, take us out.
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- The scene is private airport.
- Hey, is somebody in there?!
Come on, [bleep], nobody here, let's go!
[cheers and applause]
[all] - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
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- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
Over there we've got Godfrey the comedian.
[cheers and applause]
It's time to play a favorite game.
It's called Greenery Screenery.
DJ D-Wrek is gonna give us some sceneries
and we're gonna make 'em funny, they get a bell.
[bell dinging]
- They wack, they get a buzzer. - [buzzer blaring]
- Y'all ready to do this?
[cheers and applause]
D-Wrek, it's in your hands.
- The scene is a private airport.
- Hey, it's your boy, I'm about to get on this jet.
You know, jet life. Ain't nothing going on.
A whole lot of player [bleep]
been doing this, missed the 106--
- Bow Wow, bring your stupid ass home, man.
[bell dinging]
- This is how a bad bitch fly to Prague.
You [bleep] can't even spell "Prague."
[bell dinging]
- Fooling more [bleep] than a little bitch.
Next time on "Tinder Swindler: Two."
[bell dinging]
- Hey, is somebody in there?!
Come on, [bleep], nobody here, let's go!
[bell dinging]
- This scene is in a grocery store.
- Ow, my neck, my back, my neck and my back!
[bell dinging]
- What's up, bro, what you on?
Uh, man, I'm chilling, I'm at Big Mack crib.
What you got going on?
[bell dinging]
- Ahh...
Mmm, that [bleep]...
[bell dinging]
- This scene is in Italy.
- I ain't never been to no church
that ain't had no roof.
Boy, this [bleep] crazy.
[bell dinging]
- Damn!
I told Big Mack they was at capacity, man.
Damn.
- He's [bleep]... - [bell dinging]
- Are you not entertained?!
- "Gladiator." That's good.
- Are you not gonna give me the bell?!
- See, that's why I like black pastors.
That [bleep] crazy as hell.
[bell dinging]
- The scene is a karate dojo.
[Brent panting]
- Morphe-- Neo, you must believe you are the one
in order to be the one.
[bell dinging]
[both grunting]
- You'll never beat me.
Way to hang in there.
- Man, this Chinese movie lame as hell, bro.
[bell dinging]
- Man, this [bleep] jacked AC.
- First rule of karate:
it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
[bell dinging]
- Silence, silent, si...
[bell dinging]
[cheers and applause]
- Yo, DC Young Fly single-handedly
won that game for us, right, D-Wrek?
- He sure did.
Give it up for the New School.
Y'all make some noise for 'em.
[cheers and applause]
- We've got more game to play.
Everybody on their feet.
D-Wrek, take us out.
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- ♪ This is a rap battle ♪
♪ What you need all that fake metal for? ♪
♪ I've got a .38 a .45 a 264 ♪
♪ That one wasn't a gun that's his credit score ♪♪
[all] - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
Give it up for Godfrey the comedian over there.
[cheers and applause]
And right now it's time for the bonus round
and it's called the...
[all] - Wildstyle!
- Oh, yeah, freestyle rapping
but here on this show we focus on the jokes.
So each punchline gonna be one point
added to your total score.
So it's anybody's game.
Need both squads to step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
♪ Say it with me y'all ♪
[all] - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Say it with me yeah ♪
[all] - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- A little louder!
[all] - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Let's go!
- ♪ Yo Godfrey I know that you hate to rap ♪
♪ So this is the first part of the show ♪
♪ Where you're gonna be crap ♪
♪ And I'm gonna let you know you ain't got no bars ♪
♪ So I'm gonna stall you out and I'm gonna say pause ♪
- Oh, [bleep], yo. - [bell dinging]
- ♪ Come on, come on Nick you know I don't rap ♪
♪ You know I don't want nothing from ya ♪
♪ Yo that's why I've got my boys ♪
♪ I'm gonna sic them out on you come on ♪
[bell dinging]
- Okay, that was actually good for Godfrey.
- Charlie Clips, Charlie Clips, come here, Charlie Clips.
♪ Charlie Clips you so fat ♪
♪ When you breathe it almost kill you ♪
♪ You're standing up here with chains ♪
♪ Made of Long John Silver ♪
[bell dinging]
- ♪ Yo DC I'm gonna put the toast to these dudes ♪
♪ Psych out lot letting my white boys ♪
♪ Handle both of these dudes ♪
- ♪ It's not stand-up to me you look seated ♪
♪ When God made you then he wrote hype ♪
- ♪ Deleted ♪
- ♪ I don't even speak to the help ♪
♪ The ironic thing is Con is conceit ♪
♪ But he don't even believe it himself ♪
♪ Like oh Con can't hold the floor ♪
♪ All your guns go buck, buck, buck ♪
♪ But guess what my dad owns the store ♪
♪ Like you don't want a gun even up between you and me ♪
♪ My whole bars will ruin your entire community like ♪
♪ Don't ever disrespect me ♪
♪ And after I body you on stage ♪
♪ I'll get my uncle to disrespect me ♪
♪ This is nice microphone I don't have to rap for y'all ♪
♪ The guy from "Love & Basketball" ♪
♪ That can't even play basketball ♪
[bell dinging]
Yo, DJ D-Wrek, circumcise the beat!
- Hey, cut the beat for my other white boy.
- Hold on, man. - That [bleep] was crazy.
- ♪ Hitman makes music I thought that was just a rumor ♪
♪ Dude tell me how your teeth ♪
♪ Are brighter than your future okay ♪
[bell dinging]
♪ Yo this man was feeling irrelevant ♪
♪ So he made a sex tape what's the outcome? ♪
♪ The sex tape got more plays than his last album ♪
- [bell dinging] - All right.
- ♪ I dare you to rap without using one gun metaphor ♪
♪ All right this is a rap battle ♪
♪ What you need all that fake metal for? ♪
♪ I've got a .38 a .45 a 264 ♪
♪ That one wasn't a gun that's his credit score ♪
- [bell dinging] - [cheers and applause]
- ♪ And you know this is true ♪
♪ You've been on this show for ten [bleep] seasons ♪
♪ Show us something new ♪
Ballgame!
[bell dinging]
[DJ D-Wrek] - Wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
- ♪ You dissing Hitman and Con I hate it for you ♪
♪ 'Cause this your first season right ♪
♪ You won't make it to two ♪
♪ I'm the best battle rapper in the world ♪
♪ Why are you here? ♪
♪ With ears that big I bet a thousand that he flew here ♪
♪ And white boy let me guess you ball you Brent Barry ♪
♪ Little do he know that ain't gonna do nothing ♪
♪ But get Brent buried ♪
- ♪ And now you right ♪
♪ Maybe I should start snapping the lead ♪
♪ And I ain't talking about that yarmulke ♪
♪ When I put another cap on your head ♪
[bell dinging]
♪ Y'all got me going against a KKK member ♪
♪ Now I'm about to go HAAM with it ♪
♪ The only reason your favorite group is Wu-Tang ♪
♪ Is 'cause they got the word "clan" in it ♪
[bell dinging]
- ♪ Man Conceited do you really want me ♪
♪ To take out the garbage? ♪
- ♪ Please do ♪
- ♪ What you get when you mix white trash ♪
♪ With a recycling bin? ♪
- ♪ What? ♪
- ♪ These two ♪
♪ Man the meaner or rock this baby ♪
- ♪ That's a cradle ♪
- ♪ The shot will leave a hole in his stomach ♪
- ♪ That's a bagel ♪
- ♪ The doctor gotta toe his tag ♪
- ♪ That's a label ♪
- ♪ The top might spin him around ♪
- ♪ Just like your dreidel ♪
- ♪ Listen y'all really think y'all the best ♪
♪ Man white boys and God will skedaddle ♪
♪ Y'all got a better chance of dancing on beat ♪
♪ Than beating one of us in a battle ♪
- ♪ That's exactly true ♪ - [bell dinging]
- ♪ So now after this we're not gonna go to war with you ♪
♪ And it's ironic you look just like Mr. Clean ♪
♪ 'Cause we just mopped the floor with you ♪
- ♪ So Nick Cannon please stop bringing this new talent ♪
♪ 'Cause I'll be gladly ♪
♪ I'd never lose to two rappers that look just like Maddy ♪♪
[bell dinging]
- DJ D-Wrek, that was a hell of a battle.
- Godfrey's gonna get a belt.
Make some noise for the Old School y'all.
[cheers and applause]
[Nick] - Good try, guy.
Godfrey, you came through and got the belt, man.
Give it up for both squads.
They both killed it, they both did their thing.
I need y'all to get on your feet, turn your TVs up,
and make some noise
for DC Young Fly!
- ♪ Lemme talk to these [blank] right quick ♪
♪ Whoa look these [blank] be hating whoa ♪
♪ These [blank] be talkin' like they really 'bout it ♪
♪ These [blank] be fake whoa ♪
♪ I got some work to do hop in the murda do ♪
♪ Stay in my lane whoa I prayed to the Lord ♪
♪ 'Cause I needed help yeah I needed change ♪
♪ Look I even robbed me a [blank] in jail ♪
♪ Only spend 30 days in the cell ♪
♪ Let you know that I'm thrown off the shelf ♪
♪ Don't make me come off of these shelves ♪
♪ Wasn't movin' no kilos or serving no bails ♪
♪ Just a couple ounces up on the scale ♪
♪ Break it down I'ma serve it to ya ♪
♪ Ain't nothin' you could tell me 'bout bein' a player ♪
♪ Look on my own yeah ♪
♪ I was standin' on a block on my own ♪
♪ Look whoa ran from the cops on my own look ♪♪
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[man] - Let's go!
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