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[DJ D-Wrek]
- This is Nick Cannon presents
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"Wild 'N Out."
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Over 300 episodes later,
we're back
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and all the way lit.
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[crowd]
- Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
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[DJ D-Wrek]
- On this episode,
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the Old School squad is
battling
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the New School squad,
starring captain
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Godfrey
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and performing
DC Young Fly.
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Let's wild out!
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[crowd]
- Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
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Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
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- All right, y'all, everybody
up out your seats!
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Put your hands together and make
some noise for your host,
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Mr. Nick Cannon!
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[cheers and applause]
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[crowd]
- Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
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Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
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Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild' N...
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- Atlanta, make some noise!
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[cheers and applause]
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Now give it up for
DJ D-Wrek.
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- What's happening?
How are you doing?
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[cheers and applause]
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- And the "Wild 'N Out"
Goddesses.
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[cheers and applause]
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Thank you, ladies.
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This is the home
of freestyle comedy.
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Two teams battling head-to-head
to see who's the funniest.
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And I had to switch
it up this time, D-Wrek.
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I'm gonna go ahead and be
the captain of the New School!
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[cheers and applause]
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Bobb'e J. Thompson,
Charlie Clips,
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Kosha Dillz,
Jess Hilarious, Brent Pella,
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Radio Big Mack.
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Ugh!
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And my partner,
DC Young Fly.
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Yo, DC.
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- What's up?
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- Yo, man, you-- you've got
an outstanding music career
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you got going right now.
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How about you perform
for everybody today?
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[cheers and applause]
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- I will, I will.
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[Nick]
- Let's get to it.
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DC gonna hit
the stage for y'all.
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Y'all give it up for
Team Old School!
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[cheers and applause]
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Big JJ, Chico Bean,
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Mrs. Justina Valentine,
Courtney Bee,
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Con, Uncle Rip Micheals,
and Uncle Jack Thriller.
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[cheers and applause]
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Do you know what?
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I had to give my-- my
Old School throne to somebody
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over here that truly
deserves it.
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Y'all make some noise for my
brother, Godfrey the comedian!
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[cheers and applause]
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What's up, boy?
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- What we getting it, boy?!
Let's go!
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- Who are some of the voices
we might, uh,
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we might get
a chance to see, man?
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- Steve Harvey.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, I'm tired
of this damn show.
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I'm gonna let you
know that right now.
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- Y'all make some noise for
Godfrey the comedian.
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- We got this,
we got this.
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- Since Godfrey
got all the voices,
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we're gonna play a classic game
called Outgoing Message, y'all.
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[cheers and applause]
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Now, there's gonna be some
celebrities given to us
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by DJ D-Wrek,
it's gonna pop up there,
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and we get the opportunity
to create that outgoing message.
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D-Wrek, the game
is in your hands.
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- We ready.
Old School, wild out.
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[cheers and applause]
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[phone beeping]
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- Big Soulja!
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Yeah, I was the first person
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to leave a voicemail
for myself!
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Yeah!
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I was the first person
to be on "Wild 'N Out"!
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Yeah!
Drake!
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I was the first person
to come up here!
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[phone beeping]
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[phone beeping continues]
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- [cheers and applause]
- [bell dinging]
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[phone beeping]
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- Winners don't cheat.
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It's Yung Miami and I can't
remember my set good.
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This is how she talks,
so if you're a broke boy,
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get your stacks up.
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- Take that, take that.
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- Diddy, stop, I'm trying to
make my voicemail, stop.
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[bell dinging]
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Done with a period.
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[cheers and applause]
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[phone beeping]
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- Hey, guys.
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You've reached Kim.
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I'm probably busy working.
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Something the rest of you women
should all be doing.
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I mean, I had to bend
over backwards and forward
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to get where I'm at in life.
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Anyway, this is
an old number.
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I had to leave West
to go East.
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Even though my daughter's North,
I'm going down on Pete.
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Peace.
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[bell dinging]
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[cheers and applause]
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- Ahh...
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[phone beeping]
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- You have reached
the mother[bleep] Bernie Mac.
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You hear me?
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[cheers and applause]
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Now, I done told you
I ain't got no
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mother[bleep]
milk and cookies.
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You hear what I'm saying?
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And if you thought you were
gonna talk to me,
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then bust a move!
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- [DC Young Fly chuckling]
- [bell dinging]
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[cheers and applause]
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[Nick]
- Make some noise, y'all.
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Here we go, here we go.
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[cheers and applause]
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Hey, hey, hey!
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[phone beeping]
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- Hey, this is Bill Clinton,
I'm not home right now.
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Leave a message with Monica.
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If you mail a message,
I'm your man.
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[bell dinging]
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- Uh, I'm not in right now.
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Uh...
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uh, just, uh,
leave a message.
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And if it's Donald,
I'm not answering [bleep].
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[bell dinging]
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- Ha... oh, hell, no!
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I ain't answering
a goddamn thing!
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Heh!
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You think I'm gonna answer
your ass?
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I'm tired of answering
the goddamn phone
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'cause I'm busy.
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I've got
all kinds of jobs.
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Heh, heh-heh!
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[bell dinging]
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[cheers and applause]
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- Godfrey, do Paul Mooney.
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What does Paul Mooney's
message sound like?
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[phone beeping]
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- You [bleep] are bull[bleep].
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This is a goddamn
bull[bleep] game.
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[bleep] Nick
and his goddamn babies.
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[bell dinging]
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[bell dinging continues]
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- DJ D-Wrek,
that was a great game.
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[DJ D-Wrek]
- It was.
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- Who won?
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- I've gotta give it
to the Old School.
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Make some noise for
the Old School, y'all.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Well, you've got a--
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a master impressionist
on the squad.
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Godfrey the comedian
in the building.
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Everybody on their feet.
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D-Wrek,
take us out.
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[all]
- Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
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Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
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- They call it "blank"
but I call it "blank."
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[bell ringing]
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- They call 'em "black people,"
I call 'em "my..."
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- Yo!
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- "...friends, friends,
friends, friends,
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friends, friends, friends."
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[all]
- Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
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Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N...
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- Atlanta, make some noise!
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[cheers and applause]
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Over there on the Old School,
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you've got
Godfrey the comedian.
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[cheers and applause]
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Gonna play a little game
we like to call Hood Jeopardy.
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[cheers and applause]
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And we've got hood answers
and hood questions over here.
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And if our question is funny,
we get a bell.
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[bell dinging]
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- If it's wack, we get a buzzer.
- [buzzer blaring]
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- Let's do this.
D-Wrek, it's in your hands.
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- All right.
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Your answer is, you can say
this at dinner and during sex.
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[bell ringing]
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- What is, "I love when
the four of us get together"?
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[bell dinging]
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[bell ringing]
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- What is,
"You want me to eat that"?
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[bell dinging]
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- [bell ringing]
- What is...
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[DC Young Fly groaning]
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- What does that have
to do with dinner?
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- This is how
I eat my food.
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- [buzzer blaring]
- Get out of here, man.
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- What?!
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- People don't eat like that.
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[bell ringing]
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- What is, "Ooh, that's
a little too salty"?
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[bell dinging]
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[bell ringing]
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- What is, "I said..."
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[DC Young Fly groaning]
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[buzzer blaring]
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- No, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
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Y'all not gonna have
a dinner question
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and I'm not getting [bleep].
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Get your skinny ass
back there.
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[bell ringing]
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What is, "I'm coming"?
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What is, "I'm gonna
eat all this"?
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[bell ringing]
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What is,
"I'm ready for seconds"?
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- [bell ringing]
- [bell dinging]
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- What is, "[bleep],
I am tired"?
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[bell dinging]
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[DC Young Fly groaning]
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- Your answer is, "They call it
'blank' but I call it 'blank.'"
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[bell ringing]
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- They call it
"all you can eat,"
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I call it "a personal
challenge."
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[bell dinging]
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[bell ringing]
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- They call it "both of them,"
I call it "both of 'em."
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[bell dinging]
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[bell ringing]
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- They call it "hair,"
I call it "her."
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They call it "where,"
I call it "were."
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[bell dinging]
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[bell ringing]
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- They call it "do"
but I call it "do."
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I don't know how to say it
like they do
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so I just say what I do.
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- Can you say this?
- [buzzer blaring]
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[bell ringing]
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- They call 'em "black people,"
I call 'em "my..."
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- Yo!
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- "...friends, friends,
friends, friends,
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friends, friends,
friends, friends."
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- [bell ringing]
- I call 'em "dead."
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[bell ringing]
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- They call it "ambulance"
but I call it "am-bu-lance."
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- [bell dinging]
- [bell ringing]
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- They call it "seven,"
I call it "se'en."
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- [bell ringing]
- [bell dinging]
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- They call it "eleven,"
I call it "ele'en."
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- [bell dinging]
- [bell ringing]
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- They call it "you beautiful"
but "you ugly as [bleep]."
254
00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:41,615
[bell dinging]
255
00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:42,849
[Nick]
- Let's go, DC!
256
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,352
[cheers and applause]
257
00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:48,288
- Your answer is,
"Atlanta is best known for..."
258
00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:50,924
[bell ringing]
259
00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:54,728
- What is-- what is, "Nephew,
what's up, baby?
260
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,663
- Ah, baby!"
- [bell dinging]
261
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,334
[bell ringing]
262
00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:04,371
- What is, "Hey"?
263
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,406
[bell dinging]
264
00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,109
[bell ringing]
265
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:13,713
[Big JJ vocalizing]
266
00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:16,817
[bell dinging]
267
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,120
[bell ringing]
268
00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:21,655
- [bleep], you forgot one,
[bleep] don't...
269
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:24,257
[cheers and applause]
270
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,294
[bell dinging]
271
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,963
- All right, your answer is,
272
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,666
"You're too old
to be afraid of this."
273
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:33,734
- Oh, my God!
274
00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:43,744
[bell dinging]
275
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,145
- That means we won,
right?
276
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,614
- Absolutely, 'cause he
knocked out the whole team.
277
00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,182
- Y'all give it up for
the New School
278
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,384
for winning Hood Jeopardy.
279
00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:52,619
We've got a lot more
game to play.
280
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,820
D-Wrek, take us out.
281
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,388
[all]
- Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
282
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:58,325
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
283
00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,761
- The scene is
private airport.
284
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,798
- Hey, is somebody
in there?!
285
00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,733
Come on, [bleep], nobody here,
let's go!
286
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,535
[cheers and applause]
287
00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:13,207
[all]
- Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
288
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,143
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
289
00:11:16,210 --> 00:11:17,411
- Atlanta, make some noise!
290
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,846
[cheers and applause]
291
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,316
Over there we've got
Godfrey the comedian.
292
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:25,586
[cheers and applause]
293
00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:26,720
It's time to play
a favorite game.
294
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,122
It's called Greenery Screenery.
295
00:11:30,324 --> 00:11:33,060
DJ D-Wrek is gonna give us
some sceneries
296
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,494
and we're gonna make 'em funny,
they get a bell.
297
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:35,862
[bell dinging]
298
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,364
- They wack, they get a buzzer.
- [buzzer blaring]
299
00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:38,498
- Y'all ready to do this?
300
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,200
[cheers and applause]
301
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,568
D-Wrek, it's in your hands.
302
00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:43,770
- The scene is
a private airport.
303
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,339
- Hey, it's your boy,
I'm about to get on this jet.
304
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,274
You know, jet life.
Ain't nothing going on.
305
00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:48,275
A whole lot of player [bleep]
306
00:11:48,342 --> 00:11:49,610
been doing this,
missed the 106--
307
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:52,412
- Bow Wow, bring your
stupid ass home, man.
308
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:53,981
[bell dinging]
309
00:11:55,349 --> 00:11:57,517
- This is how a bad bitch
fly to Prague.
310
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,286
You [bleep]
can't even spell "Prague."
311
00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:01,889
[bell dinging]
312
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,926
- Fooling more [bleep]
than a little bitch.
313
00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:08,695
Next time on
"Tinder Swindler: Two."
314
00:12:10,264 --> 00:12:11,265
[bell dinging]
315
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,302
- Hey, is somebody
in there?!
316
00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,372
Come on, [bleep], nobody here,
let's go!
317
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,407
[bell dinging]
318
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,511
- This scene is
in a grocery store.
319
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:28,949
- Ow, my neck, my back,
my neck and my back!
320
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,552
[bell dinging]
321
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,587
- What's up, bro,
what you on?
322
00:12:33,654 --> 00:12:35,289
Uh, man, I'm chilling,
I'm at Big Mack crib.
323
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,456
What you got going on?
324
00:12:37,558 --> 00:12:38,592
[bell dinging]
325
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:43,797
- Ahh...
326
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,534
Mmm, that [bleep]...
327
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,170
[bell dinging]
328
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,272
- This scene is
in Italy.
329
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,243
- I ain't never been to no
church
330
00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:57,244
that ain't had no roof.
331
00:12:57,311 --> 00:12:59,112
Boy, this [bleep] crazy.
332
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,280
[bell dinging]
333
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,385
- Damn!
334
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,821
I told Big Mack they was
at capacity, man.
335
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,623
Damn.
336
00:13:09,690 --> 00:13:11,124
- He's [bleep]...
- [bell dinging]
337
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,094
- Are you not entertained?!
338
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,463
- "Gladiator."
That's good.
339
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:19,333
- Are you not
gonna give me the bell?!
340
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,068
- See, that's why
I like black pastors.
341
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,136
That [bleep] crazy as hell.
342
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,771
[bell dinging]
343
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,640
- The scene is
a karate dojo.
344
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,143
[Brent panting]
345
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,646
- Morphe-- Neo, you must believe
you are the one
346
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:33,814
in order to be the one.
347
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,682
[bell dinging]
348
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:41,121
[both grunting]
349
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,789
- You'll never beat me.
350
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,291
Way to hang in there.
351
00:13:44,358 --> 00:13:46,827
- Man, this Chinese movie
lame as hell, bro.
352
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,129
[bell dinging]
353
00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:53,000
- Man, this [bleep]
jacked AC.
354
00:13:54,468 --> 00:13:56,169
- First rule of karate:
355
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,472
it's all fun and games until
someone loses an eye.
356
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,141
[bell dinging]
357
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:07,981
- Silence, silent, si...
358
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,083
[bell dinging]
359
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,019
[cheers and applause]
360
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:15,822
- Yo, DC Young Fly
single-handedly
361
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,791
won that game
for us, right, D-Wrek?
362
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:18,959
- He sure did.
363
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,294
Give it up for
the New School.
364
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,628
Y'all make some noise for 'em.
365
00:14:21,762 --> 00:14:24,064
[cheers and applause]
366
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,165
- We've got more game
to play.
367
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,233
Everybody on their feet.
368
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,401
D-Wrek, take us out.
369
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,903
[all]
- Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
370
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,406
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
371
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:33,941
- ♪ This is a rap battle ♪
372
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,776
♪ What you need all that
fake metal for? ♪
373
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:40,113
♪ I've got a .38 a .45
a 264 ♪
374
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,083
♪ That one wasn't a gun
that's his credit score ♪♪
375
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,790
[all]
- Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
376
00:14:49,857 --> 00:14:51,992
Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
377
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,594
- Atlanta,
make some noise!
378
00:14:53,661 --> 00:14:57,164
[cheers and applause]
379
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,299
Give it up for
Godfrey the comedian over there.
380
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:02,403
[cheers and applause]
381
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,772
And right now it's time for
the bonus round
382
00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:06,040
and it's called the...
383
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,676
[all]
- Wildstyle!
384
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,010
- Oh, yeah, freestyle rapping
385
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,046
but here on this show
we focus on the jokes.
386
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,914
So each punchline gonna be
one point
387
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,349
added to your
total score.
388
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:16,817
So it's anybody's game.
389
00:15:16,884 --> 00:15:18,152
Need both squads
to step up.
390
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,688
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
391
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,256
♪♪
392
00:15:22,323 --> 00:15:23,390
♪ Say it with me y'all ♪
393
00:15:23,457 --> 00:15:24,892
[all]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
394
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,026
- ♪ Say it with me yeah ♪
395
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,528
[all]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
396
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,662
- A little louder!
397
00:15:28,729 --> 00:15:29,763
[all]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
398
00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:31,332
- Let's go!
399
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,500
- ♪ Yo Godfrey I know that
you hate to rap ♪
400
00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:34,768
♪ So this is the first part
of the show ♪
401
00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:36,403
♪ Where you're gonna be crap ♪
402
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:38,872
♪ And I'm gonna let you know
you ain't got no bars ♪
403
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:42,409
♪ So I'm gonna stall you out
and I'm gonna say pause ♪
404
00:15:42,476 --> 00:15:44,411
- Oh, [bleep], yo.
- [bell dinging]
405
00:15:44,478 --> 00:15:47,281
- ♪ Come on, come on Nick
you know I don't rap ♪
406
00:15:47,348 --> 00:15:49,616
♪ You know I don't want
nothing from ya ♪
407
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,218
♪ Yo that's why
I've got my boys ♪
408
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:52,586
♪ I'm gonna sic them
out on you come on ♪
409
00:15:52,653 --> 00:15:53,821
[bell dinging]
410
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,289
- Okay, that was
actually good for Godfrey.
411
00:15:56,724 --> 00:16:00,361
- Charlie Clips, Charlie Clips,
come here, Charlie Clips.
412
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,565
♪ Charlie Clips you so fat ♪
413
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,066
♪ When you breathe
it almost kill you ♪
414
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,234
♪ You're standing up
here with chains ♪
415
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:08,769
♪ Made of Long John Silver ♪
416
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,672
[bell dinging]
417
00:16:11,739 --> 00:16:14,975
- ♪ Yo DC I'm gonna put
the toast to these dudes ♪
418
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,910
♪ Psych out lot letting my
white boys ♪
419
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,479
♪ Handle both of these dudes ♪
420
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,048
- ♪ It's not stand-up to me
you look seated ♪
421
00:16:21,115 --> 00:16:22,716
♪ When God made you
then he wrote hype ♪
422
00:16:22,783 --> 00:16:24,084
- ♪ Deleted ♪
423
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,552
- ♪ I don't even speak
to the help ♪
424
00:16:25,619 --> 00:16:27,054
♪ The ironic thing is Con
is conceit ♪
425
00:16:27,121 --> 00:16:28,722
♪ But he don't even
believe it himself ♪
426
00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:30,758
♪ Like oh Con
can't hold the floor ♪
427
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,259
♪ All your guns go
buck, buck, buck ♪
428
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,161
♪ But guess what my dad
owns the store ♪
429
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:37,331
♪ Like you don't want a gun
even up between you and me ♪
430
00:16:37,398 --> 00:16:39,933
♪ My whole bars will ruin your
entire community like ♪
431
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,535
♪ Don't ever disrespect me ♪
432
00:16:41,602 --> 00:16:43,037
♪ And after I body you
on stage ♪
433
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,272
♪ I'll get my uncle
to disrespect me ♪
434
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,641
♪ This is nice microphone I
don't have to rap for y'all ♪
435
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:49,043
♪ The guy from
"Love & Basketball" ♪
436
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,245
♪ That can't even
play basketball ♪
437
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,113
[bell dinging]
438
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:56,417
Yo, DJ D-Wrek,
circumcise the beat!
439
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:57,985
- Hey, cut the beat for
my other white boy.
440
00:16:58,052 --> 00:16:59,687
- Hold on, man.
- That [bleep] was crazy.
441
00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:02,489
- ♪ Hitman makes music I
thought that was just a rumor ♪
442
00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:03,891
♪ Dude tell me how your teeth ♪
443
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:05,759
♪ Are brighter
than your future okay ♪
444
00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:07,227
[bell dinging]
445
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,029
♪ Yo this man was
feeling irrelevant ♪
446
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,465
♪ So he made a sex tape
what's the outcome? ♪
447
00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:14,435
♪ The sex tape got more plays
than his last album ♪
448
00:17:15,636 --> 00:17:17,304
- [bell dinging]
- All right.
449
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:20,541
- ♪ I dare you to rap without
using one gun metaphor ♪
450
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,109
♪ All right
this is a rap battle ♪
451
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,078
♪ What you need all that
fake metal for? ♪
452
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:28,449
♪ I've got a .38 a .45
a 264 ♪
453
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:31,585
♪ That one wasn't a gun
that's his credit score ♪
454
00:17:31,652 --> 00:17:34,254
- [bell dinging]
- [cheers and applause]
455
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:35,956
- ♪ And you know this is true ♪
456
00:17:36,023 --> 00:17:37,925
♪ You've been on this show
for ten [bleep] seasons ♪
457
00:17:37,992 --> 00:17:39,593
♪ Show us something new ♪
458
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:40,894
Ballgame!
459
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,597
[bell dinging]
460
00:17:43,664 --> 00:17:44,832
[DJ D-Wrek]
- Wait a minute,
461
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,433
wait a minute,
wait a minute.
462
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,603
- ♪ You dissing Hitman
and Con I hate it for you ♪
463
00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:51,205
♪ 'Cause this your
first season right ♪
464
00:17:51,205 --> 00:17:52,673
♪ You won't make it
to two ♪
465
00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:54,208
♪ I'm the best battle
rapper in the world ♪
466
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,876
♪ Why are you here? ♪
467
00:17:55,943 --> 00:17:58,445
♪ With ears that big I bet
a thousand that he flew here ♪
468
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:02,049
♪ And white boy let me guess
you ball you Brent Barry ♪
469
00:18:02,116 --> 00:18:04,018
♪ Little do he know
that ain't gonna do nothing ♪
470
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,619
♪ But get Brent buried ♪
471
00:18:05,686 --> 00:18:07,221
- ♪ And now you right ♪
472
00:18:07,221 --> 00:18:09,223
♪ Maybe I should
start snapping the lead ♪
473
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,858
♪ And I ain't talking about
that yarmulke ♪
474
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,693
♪ When I put another
cap on your head ♪
475
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,261
[bell dinging]
476
00:18:14,328 --> 00:18:17,331
♪ Y'all got me going against
a KKK member ♪
477
00:18:17,398 --> 00:18:18,932
♪ Now I'm about
to go HAAM with it ♪
478
00:18:18,999 --> 00:18:21,335
♪ The only reason your favorite
group is Wu-Tang ♪
479
00:18:21,402 --> 00:18:23,237
♪ Is 'cause they got
the word "clan" in it ♪
480
00:18:23,237 --> 00:18:24,605
[bell dinging]
481
00:18:24,672 --> 00:18:26,140
- ♪ Man Conceited
do you really want me ♪
482
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,241
♪ To take out the garbage? ♪
483
00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:28,709
- ♪ Please do ♪
484
00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:30,077
- ♪ What you get when you
mix white trash ♪
485
00:18:30,144 --> 00:18:31,245
♪ With a recycling bin? ♪
486
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,246
- ♪ What? ♪
487
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,781
- ♪ These two ♪
488
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,315
♪ Man the meaner
or rock this baby ♪
489
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:36,784
- ♪ That's a cradle ♪
490
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,052
- ♪ The shot will leave
a hole in his stomach ♪
491
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,453
- ♪ That's a bagel ♪
492
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,921
- ♪ The doctor gotta
toe his tag ♪
493
00:18:40,988 --> 00:18:42,323
- ♪ That's a label ♪
494
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,857
- ♪ The top might
spin him around ♪
495
00:18:43,924 --> 00:18:45,459
- ♪ Just like your dreidel ♪
496
00:18:45,526 --> 00:18:48,295
- ♪ Listen y'all really think
y'all the best ♪
497
00:18:48,362 --> 00:18:51,098
♪ Man white boys
and God will skedaddle ♪
498
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,600
♪ Y'all got a better chance
of dancing on beat ♪
499
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,703
♪ Than beating one of us
in a battle ♪
500
00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:57,438
- ♪ That's exactly true ♪
- [bell dinging]
501
00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,441
- ♪ So now after this we're not
gonna go to war with you ♪
502
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,676
♪ And it's ironic you look
just like Mr. Clean ♪
503
00:19:02,743 --> 00:19:04,712
♪ 'Cause we just
mopped the floor with you ♪
504
00:19:04,778 --> 00:19:08,215
- ♪ So Nick Cannon please stop
bringing this new talent ♪
505
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:09,950
♪ 'Cause I'll be gladly ♪
506
00:19:10,017 --> 00:19:14,321
♪ I'd never lose to two rappers
that look just like Maddy ♪♪
507
00:19:14,388 --> 00:19:18,492
[bell dinging]
508
00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:22,296
- DJ D-Wrek,
that was a hell of a battle.
509
00:19:22,363 --> 00:19:23,998
- Godfrey's gonna
get a belt.
510
00:19:24,064 --> 00:19:25,866
Make some noise for
the Old School y'all.
511
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:27,067
[cheers and applause]
512
00:19:27,134 --> 00:19:28,302
[Nick]
- Good try, guy.
513
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:33,974
Godfrey, you came through
and got the belt, man.
514
00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:35,542
Give it up for
both squads.
515
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:38,379
They both killed it,
they both did their thing.
516
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:41,248
I need y'all to get on your
feet, turn your TVs up,
517
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,416
and make some noise
518
00:19:42,483 --> 00:19:45,819
for DC Young Fly!
519
00:19:45,886 --> 00:19:47,588
- ♪ Lemme talk to
these [blank] right quick ♪
520
00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:50,691
♪ Whoa look these [blank]
be hating whoa ♪
521
00:19:50,758 --> 00:19:52,593
♪ These [blank] be talkin' like
they really 'bout it ♪
522
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:54,194
♪ These [blank]
be fake whoa ♪
523
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,096
♪ I got some work to do
hop in the murda do ♪
524
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,465
♪ Stay in my lane whoa
I prayed to the Lord ♪
525
00:19:58,532 --> 00:20:00,467
♪ 'Cause I needed help
yeah I needed change ♪
526
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,836
♪ Look I even robbed me
a [blank] in jail ♪
527
00:20:02,903 --> 00:20:04,538
♪ Only spend 30 days
in the cell ♪
528
00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:06,573
♪ Let you know that
I'm thrown off the shelf ♪
529
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,208
♪ Don't make me come off
of these shelves ♪
530
00:20:08,242 --> 00:20:09,810
♪ Wasn't movin' no kilos
or serving no bails ♪
531
00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:11,478
♪ Just a couple ounces
up on the scale ♪
532
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:13,213
♪ Break it down
I'ma serve it to ya ♪
533
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,649
♪ Ain't nothin' you could tell
me 'bout bein' a player ♪
534
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:18,318
♪ Look on my own yeah ♪
535
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,988
♪ I was standin' on
a block on my own ♪
536
00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:24,591
♪ Look whoa ran from
the cops on my own look ♪♪
537
00:20:30,732 --> 00:20:31,566
[crowd]
- Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
538
00:20:31,632 --> 00:20:33,501
Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
539
00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:35,336
[man]
- Let's go!
540
00:20:35,403 --> 00:20:38,072
[crowd]
- Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
541
00:20:38,139 --> 00:20:42,643
Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
542
00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:48,149
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
543
00:20:48,216 --> 00:20:52,754
Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
544
00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:55,556
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N...
545
00:20:57,258 --> 00:20:59,327
- ♪ MTV ♪♪