[DJ D-Wrek] - This is Nick Cannon presents
"Wild 'N Out."
Over 300 episodes later, we're back
and all the way lit.
[crowd] - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
[DJ D-Wrek] - On this episode,
the Old School squad is battling the New School squad,
starring captains Novi Brown
and Chrisette Michele.
Let's Wild Out!
[crowd] - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- All right, y'all, everybody up out your seats!
Put your hands together and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheering and applause]
[crowd] - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild' N...
- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Y'all give it for DJ D-Wrek.
- Ay, ay, what's happening?
- Y'all got to make some noise
for the goddesses of "Wild 'N Out."
[cheering and applause] Ladies, thank you very much.
Y'all make some noise for team Old School!
[cheering and applause]
Karlous Miller!
Chico Bean!
Big JJ!
Santwon.
Emman Hudson, Charlie Clips.
Conceited and DC Young Fly!
[cheering and applause]
We doing something a little different this episode.
We got all the fellas over here, but that means
it's all about women empowerment.
We got the queens on the other side.
[cheering and applause]
So let's go ahead and make some noise one time
for our queens on the New School!
[cheering and applause]
Pretty Vee, Or Mash,
Courtney Bee, Jessie Woo,
Mimi, Justina Valentine.
And from Tyler Perry's "Sistas",
y'all make some noise for the queen
Miss Novi Brown. You ready to rock with us?
- Let's go!
- She said, let's go!
For the ladies, y'all,
y'all give it up for Novi and the queens.
We got a queen in the building that's gonna
be the captain and a performer.
We got a Grammy award-winning queen in the building.
And she actually play my long lost baby mama in a movie.
Y'all make some noise for the queen, Chrisette Michele!
[cheering and applause]
How ya doing? Head on over there
and join your queens 'cause we 'bout to get to it.
We might as well play a classic game.
Y'all know it, y'all love it.
It's called Turn Up For What?
We gon' bring the kings up.
We gon' bring the queens up.
And they gon' get the opportunity to turn y'all up.
- All right, wild out.
- Ay yo! ATL, turn up!
[all] Turn up for what?
- 'Cause we been on the stage with Nick Cannon
for five minutes and none of us are pregnant!
[cheering, music]
- [Nick] ♪ Allegedly, allegedly ♪
[ding]
- Go ahead, hit it. - ATL, turn up.
- Turn up for what?!
- My girl took my phone and called
the number saved on the Domino's.
But it was actually Domino's!
[cheering, music]
- It wasn't Pizza Hut! [ding]
- ♪ Atlanta, turn up ♪
- Turn up for what?!
- Nick was supposed to produce my debut album but he didn't.
- Ay!
[laughter]
- Things y'all really do be looking up!
[cheering, music]
- ♪ [bleep] y'all, [bleep] y'all, [bleep] y'all... ♪
[ding]
- ATL, turn up.
- Turn up for what?
- Because not only did Nick put together
a woman empowerment episode, he even found
a woman that looked that look just like us.
Courtney, I wanna show the world my selfie.
[audience reacts]
[shouting]
- Hold on.
- ATL, turn up.
- Turn up for what?!
- I think it was very smart for Nick to produce this episode.
He can pay less child support.
[cheering]
- Hold on, she got that math but I'm with it.
♪♪
[ding]
- ATL, turn up.
- Turn up for what?
- Not only did Nick bring women on the show that look like us,
he also brought women on the show that's built like us.
Pretty Vee, come on!
[cheering]
- ♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
[ding]
- Hey twin, hey twin.
- Hey, Atlanta!
[laughter]
Turn up!
- Turn up for what?!
- Man, I just found out I gained four pounds.
Four pounds of weed!
[cheering and applause]
[crickets SFX]
- You gained four pounds of crickets.
- All right, it's all good.
- ATL, turn up!
- Turn up for what?!
- Because I got my name from a woman,
and I came from a woman, and I love all women!
[cheering, music]
- Smart man, smart man.
[ding]
- Atlanta, turn up for what?
- Turn up for what?!
- Because when I get tired of looking at the Gram,
I just look at my Grammy!
[cheering, music]
[ding, dinging]
[cheering and applause]
- There was a lot of turnt up situations, DJ D-Wrek.
Kings versus queens! Who won?
- The ladies had it way more turnt up than the fellas.
So make some noise for the ladies, y'all!
- The ladies came to play, Novi Brown.
And the queens Chrisette Michele in the building.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Coming to the stage, we got Bliss Buttercake.
Bliss Buttercake, Bliss Buttercake.
Make a booty shake, make a booty shake.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
It's kings versus queens, and we getting it in.
We got Chrisette Michele over there holding it down.
Y'all make some noise for Novi Brown one time
from Tyler Perry's "Sistas".
You know we have the queens on the show,
we play a special game, a classic game.
It's called Talking Spit.
[cheering]
And we gon' do it a little different since
we got Novi and Chrisette over there.
We gon' bring out two chairs from the "Wild 'N Out" girls.
They got the water and the buckets.
And we gon' have Novi and Chrisette step up.
Y'all make some noise for 'em.
[cheering and applause]
And ladies...
The game is real simple.
We gon' fill our mouths up with water, sit in these chairs.
And each team member's gonna get the opportunity to come up here
to make us laugh so hard that we spit out our water.
The team that makes you spit the most wins the game.
DJ D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- New School, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
- What's up, sistas!
Oh, Nicholas...
[chuckling]
I been trying to get pregnant by you for the last three seasons.
But I been saying it in English,
so maybe if I say it in Creole...
[speaking patois]
Oh, that ain't work. You know what?
Let me get my Hebrew girl over here.
Come on, kick it to him in Hebrew, please.
How do I say that in Hebrew?
- How do you say what? Oh, oh, in your mouth.
Honey, no, the languages is the same.
[gagging]
[laughter, ding]
- Got it!
- Yes!
[cheering]
- I know how to [bleep] in Hebrew.
[gagging]
[laughter]
You gotta get under that booty.
[laughter, ding]
- Man, both of y'all, two spits. [ding]
- Ahh!
[cheering]
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's popping, Blue Flame?
It is your host Justina Valentine.
And coming to the stage, we got Bliss Buttercake.
Bliss Buttercake, Bliss Battercake.
Make a booty shake, make a booty shake.
[cheering, ding]
Work, work, work, work, work, work, work.
She went crazy, y'all give it up
for Chrisette Michele one time.
[cheering]
- I had to spit for that.
- Let's go Santwon!
[cheering]
- Hold up, hold up, [bleep].
What's up, Shorty? You a'ight? You good?
Not you, the dude next to you, I'm just playing.
[laughter]
Ay, look at me, baby, when I'm talking to you.
Look at me, focus.
Focus on me. Now I'm gonna sing
a little something for you, okay? Focus.
♪ I wanna be ♪
♪ Where the white people at ♪
[laughter, ding]
- Let's go, Santwon!
[cheering and applause]
[clearing throat]
[rhythmic grunting throughout
- Nick Cannon!
I ain't get no check yet.
And I need new bras 'cause my titties
supposed to sit like this, but they sit like that.
They supposed to sit like this...
[laughter]
- Check is on the way. [ding]
[shouting]
- Let's go, Chico!
[cheering and applause]
- Ay, beautiful Black women.
I love y'all, man, I love the Black queens, man.
And, uh, you know, 'cause y'all help us out with everything.
Our life wouldn't be the same without y'all.
So with that being said, you know, y'all both are lovely.
I was wondering if y'all can find somebody to help me out
with this spot right here and help make--
You gonna give me that?
Nah, never mind, I don't want it.
Never mind, uh... I thought that was gonna work.
Usually people shocked when they see this [bleep].
They just used to it. You must look like that
up under this wig.
[laughter, ding, dinging, cheering and applause]
- That was a hell of a game.
Y'all make some noise for Novi and Chrisette one time.
[cheering and applause]
There was a lot of spit flying. DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Yo, the ladies spit the most.
So the fellas win, make some noise for the fellas, y'all!
[cheering and applause]
- We won! Amazing!
- Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪
- ♪ Anything you can do I can do better ♪
♪ Yeah you got money my pockets got fatter ♪
- ♪ Anything you can do I can do better ♪
♪♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
The brothas versus the sistas one time.
Speaking of sistas, y'all make some noise for Novi Brown
over there from Tyler Perry's "Sistas."
We got a Grammy award-winning superstar,
Chrisette Michele. - [DJ D-Wrek] Chrisette Michele.
- As we know, Chrisette has a iconic voice.
So it's perfect that we play this game called R&Beef.
- [DJ D-Wrek] R&Beef. - Oh, yeah.
We gonna do some singing for y'all, y'all ready?
[cheering]
So let the battle begin, y'all!
Kings versus queens with this R&B thing.
And we got the topics online using that hashtag
#WildNOut. And, uh,
since it is, you know,
men versus women, kings versus queens,
y'all topic was women do it better.
- They do. - [Nick] That was the topic
they wanted to hear. And ours, fellas,
toxic masculinity.
- Word!
- All right, fellas, Old School, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
[chatter]
- Ladies, if you are in a relationship
with a man like this, you need to get
out and leave now. - [Chico] Now.
- Drop the beat, DJ D-Wrek.
[music, cheering]
- Ah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
- This is how you don't talk...
- We talk to 'em real quick. - Talkin' to 'em, let's go!
- ♪ They don't care what people say ♪
♪ They don't listen anyway ♪
♪ They don't listen ow... ♪
♪ Get yo ass in the kitchen ♪
♪♪
- ♪ Don't ask me about my [bleep] ♪
- ♪ You need to go and wash them clothes ♪
- ♪ A trophy wife that's on the shelf ♪
♪ But my sandwich ain't gonna fix itself ♪
- ♪ Why you posting on TikTok? ♪
♪ Girl your ass need to sweep and mop ♪
♪ You ain't placing ties on me none ♪
♪Now get your ass up and clean some ♪
♪ They don't care what people say ♪
♪ They don't listen anyway ♪
♪ They don't listen ow ♪
♪ Get yo ass in the kitchen ♪
♪ The dishes waiting on The dishes waiting on ♪
♪ I said the dishes waiting on you... ♪
[dinging]
♪ I said the dishes waiting on you... ♪
[cheering and applause, dinging]
♪ I said the dishes waiting on you ♪
♪♪
♪ I said the dishes waiting on you ♪
- ♪ Doing what they're doing ♪
- So that song was about the kitchen, but it should've
been about the bathroom because it stunk, so DJ D-Wrek,
you can go ahead and drop that beat.
♪♪ [chatter]
♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go ♪
♪ Go away, go away ♪
♪We don't need you anyway ♪
♪ We okay, okay? ♪
♪ Anything you can do I can do better ♪
♪ I can do better than you ♪
- ♪ You had your chance so step aside ♪
♪ You know the ladies running this ♪
♪ It gonna hurt your pride ♪
- ♪ Okay! I can chop wood ♪
♪ I can fix socks ♪
♪ And you know I be spitting all these words ♪
- ♪ I'm a Jewish mother on the microphone ♪
♪ I come a lot faster when I do it alone ♪
- ♪ My queens on the stage and we handle our biz ♪
♪ Nick tried to procreate but we [bleep] his kids ♪
- ♪ Anything you can do I can do better ♪
♪ Yeah you got money My pockets got fatter ♪
- ♪ Anything you can do I can do better ♪
♪ Anything you can do ♪
♪ I, I, I... ♪
- ♪ Go away We don't need you anyway ♪
♪ We're okay, okay? Anything you can do ♪
♪ I can do better Anything you can do ♪
♪ I can do better ♪ [dinging]
♪ Anything you can do I can do better ♪
[cheering and applause, dinging]
- Let's bring out a "Wild 'N Out" goddess
to help us deliberate.
Y'all make some noise for Tasha one time.
- Hello!
[cheering and applause]
We need to hear it from y'all first.
So we're gonna give it up for the toxic team.
[cheering and applause]
And now we're gonna give it up for the women,
the queens, who do it better.
[loud cheering and applause]
- ♪ Go away, yeah, go away, go away ♪
♪ Go away, go away, go away... ♪
- Crown the queens, crown 'em, make it official.
- All right, so anything you do, we do it better.
[cheering and applause]
- DJ D-Wrek, they won that one.
We got a lot more game to play. Take us out.
- ♪ Go away, go away ♪
♪ We don't need you anyway ♪
♪ We're okay, okay... ♪
- ♪ Ooh, when I see you ♪
♪ I wanna get next like a scooter ♪
♪Ooh ♪
♪ When I see you, girl, I make love to your fooper ♪
[cheering]
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
Definitely a classic episode, kings versus the queens.
And we got a Grammy award winner over there holding it down.
Chrisette Michele.
[cheering and applause]
Novi Brown from "Sistas." Y'all been killing it.
Y'all been doing big things. But right now,
the game could go either way.
The kings could still take it home.
'Cause it's time for the bonus round and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle.
- Yes, freestyle rapping and here on this show
we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is one point added to your total score.
So we can wild out either way.
Chrisette and Novi, y'all can take that comedy
championship belt home, it's all yours.
- Oh, no, I got you. No, no, no,
I'm taking this belt today. - Okay.
Well, queens, step up. Kings, step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - ♪ Say it with me, y'all ♪
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Me and you did a film We got it in hand ♪
♪ And matter fact I'd say I would do it again ♪
♪ Because we had a kiss and it gave me the feels ♪
♪ I'ma try to make you my baby mama for real ♪
[cheering, ding] - What's up?!
- Hold up, stop the beat for a second,
stop the beat. - She said stop the beat.
[music stops]
- Normally, I would dis you but you get immunity.
'Cause I just twerked on you and watched you hit puberty!
[cheering, ding]
[music resumes] - Had a wet dream on stage.
- Eh!
- [Nick] Happens. - Come here Courtney.
I love you, girl. - I'm sick of you.
I'm sick of you, DC. - Ooh.
♪ When I see you, I wanna get next like a scooter ♪
♪ Ooh, when I see you, girl, I make love to your fooper ♪
[cheering/laughter, ding]
- Yo, okay, yo, yo.
♪ Con did a couple of times and it was so-so ♪
♪ Hitman, he made me holla so it's a no go ♪
♪ Clips too fat to entertain and Emman was shaking so I ♪
♪ Told him stay in your lane ♪ [ding]
♪ Chico had it too big, Karlous too aggressive ♪
♪ I seen DC [bleep] It was not impressive ♪
♪ JJ Big Bird You need a urologist ♪
♪ Nick [bleep] seen more [bleep] than a gynecologist ♪
♪ Now I'm really busy and this'll make you delirious ♪
♪ You'll never be better than us and that's a period ♪
[ding] ♪ The truth is y'all cannot ♪
♪ [bleep] with yours and Santwon stop playing ♪
♪ 'Cause you're one of us ♪
We love you. [dinging]
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
- DJ D-Wrek. - Make some noise
for the queens y'all!
[cheering and applause]
The queens came through.
First of all, I gotta say, Novi Brown,
my sista, thank you, did you have a good time?
- Excellent time.
- And the queen who came through and did it and about
to perform for us, the one and only Chrisette Michele.
What you wanna say to the people?
- I love you so much, and we all love you so much.
Thank you for this time. - We love you.
So, so much! And we love y'all.
We need everyone on they feet.
And y'all make some noise for my baby mama...
[scattered laughter]
...In the movie.
The Grammy award-winning
Chrisette Michele!
[cheering, music]
- Put your fists in the air!
This uptempo, we about to have some fun.
♪ I been tryin' ♪
♪ To keep my cool ♪
♪ I been prayin' that I don't act a fool ♪
♪ But I've been called to run this race ♪
♪ So I'm gonna stay on terrible till I get to that place ♪
♪ Why? 'Cause on this here journey ♪
♪ I learned to bend but don't break ♪
♪ Yes, I'ma walk through the flames ♪
♪ Don't care what nobody say ♪
♪ I'ma go get mine ♪
♪ I'ma get all God said I'm supposed to get ♪
♪ Yeah, I'ma go get mine, yeah ♪
♪ And if you got a problem, bless 'em ♪
♪♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme throughout]
- ♪ MTV ♪