[DJ D-Wrek] - This is Nick Cannon presents
"Wild 'N Out."
Over 300 episodes later, we're back
and all the way lit.
[crowd] - ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
[DJ D-Wrek] - On this episode,
the Old School squad is battling the New School squad,
starring captains Josh Richards and P-Lo.
Let's Wild Out!
[crowd] - ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪
- All right, y'all, everybody up out your seats!
Keep your hands in the air and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheering and applause]
[crowd] - ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild' N... ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
Give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
[cheering and applause] - Hi.
- And you gotta keep it going and make some noise
for the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
[cheering and applause] Thank you.
And, indeed, and this is the home of freestyle comedy.
Two teams battling head-to-head
to see who's the funniest.
Give it up for team Old School!
[cheering and applause]
Emman Hudson,
Karlous Miller,
Courtney Bee,
Chico Bean,
Brent Pella, Charron,
C-O-N, Conceited,
Mimi, and Hitman Holla.
Give it up for team New School.
[cheering and applause]
Bobb'e J. Thompson,
Santwon, Jess Hilarious,
Or Mash,
Pretty Vee,
the one and only Charlie Clips,
Radio Big Mack,
and DC Young Fly.
[cheering and applause]
DC, man, y'all got a team over there.
I wanna add some more heat on your team, though, if I can.
Coming from the BFF podcast on Barstool,
y'all make some noise for musician, actor,
and viral sensation, Josh Richards!
[cheering and applause]
That's some youthful exuberance.
- I'm about to take this belt.
[cheering and applause]
- You know what? I think I gotta add some more
hip-hop to your team.
Y'all make some noise for my brother, P-Lo!
[cheering and applause]
P-Lo, son.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's that energy, you ready to do this?
- Come on, we gonna bring it back to the Bay.
- Let's do it, Bay area!
Y'all keep it going for 'em one time.
So y'all ready for this first game?
[cheering]
It's called the Alphabet Train.
So not only do we have to know our alphabet,
but we have to freestyle rap with the alphabet.
Whatever letter pops up,
that's what our rhyme has to start with.
So we gonna need everybody to step up.
And we gonna get this train running.
We gonna make this game a little bit more complex.
We gonna really put our skills to the test 'cause we gonna
let y'all throw out some topics, and we gonna
have to keep that same topic going
the entire game on the train. So yell some [bleep] out.
What y'all want this to be about?
[scattered shouting]
Movies? Ooh, that's a good one.
I like movies.
Somebody said celebrities. I like that.
- Celebrities? - [Nick] Okay, celebrities.
- Old School, New School, get on the tracks.
Wild out. [train whistle blows]
- ♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the Alphabet Train ♪ A!
- ♪ Al Pacino star of "Scarface" ♪
- B! - ♪ Beyoncé my queen B hive ♪
♪ We in this place ♪ - C!
- ♪ Chris Rock face still hurts ♪
- D! - ♪ Denzel ♪
♪[bleep] was first ♪ - E!
- ♪ Eko my dude That's my girl she's true ♪
- F! - ♪ Frank Sinatra ♪
♪ Sing like him it's true ♪ - G!
- ♪ G-Eazy Always saying yay!
- H! - ♪ Heather Headley ♪
♪ She has sung that one song ♪ - I!
- ♪ Iggy Azalea and she is wack ♪
- J! - ♪ And yo Jim Carrey ♪
♪ Is my favorite ♪ - K!
- ♪ Ku Klux Klan ♪ [buzzer]
- ♪ He F'd it up, he F'd it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the Alphabet Train ♪
- L! - ♪ Lopez is a bad bitch ♪
- M! - ♪ Mariah Carey is a queen ♪
- N! - ♪ Nick Cannon isn't ♪
[buzzer] - ♪ He F'd it up, F'd it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the Alphabet Train ♪ O!
- ♪ Oprah Winfrey that's my new girlfriend ♪
- P!
- Yeah, all right! [buzzer]
- ♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up on the Alphabet Train, Q! ♪
- ♪ Quincy Jones, he's a music writer in the game ♪
- R! - R. Kelly in Jail!
[laughter] - S!
- So is my partner! [buzzer]
- ♪ He F'd it up, He F'd it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up On the Alphabet Train, T! ♪
- ♪ Tia and Tamera they was twins and they was bad ♪
- U! - Oh!
[buzzer] - ♪ He F'd it up, F'd it up ♪
♪ F'd it up, F'd it up, F'd it up, F'd it up ♪
♪ On the Alphabet Train ♪ V!
- ♪ Viola Davis she be killing on the screen ♪
- W! - ♪ Winona Ryder drinking... ♪
- S!
[buzzer] - ♪ F'd it up, F'd it up ♪
♪ F'd it up, F'd it up F'd it up, F'd it up ♪
♪ On the Alphabet train ♪
- Y! - ♪ Yolanda Adams ♪
♪ She be singing gospel ♪ - Z!
- ♪ Zendaya baby you know how it goes ♪
[bell dinging] - ♪ F'd it up, F'd it up ♪
♪ F'd it up, F'd it up on the Alphabet Train ♪
- That was amazing. [cheering and applause]
- Tell us the verdict.
- Looks like the Old School won that one.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
[cheering and applause]
- They came to play. D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Your answer is signs your significant other
is for the streets.
[rings in, clears throat]
What is welcome to "Red Table Talk."
I am your host... [laughter]
[laughter, applause]
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N... ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
We got a classic going. We got Josh Richards
and P-Lo over there in the New School.
Y'all give it up for 'em.
[cheering and applause]
Gang gang over there.
P-Lo, you performing for us later too, right?
- Full on. - So we gonna turn up, eh,
Bay area style.
[cheering and applause]
It's time to play a classic game, and it's called
Hood Jeopardy. [cheering and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, we ready?
- Yeah, y'all ready? - [cheering]
- The game is in your hands.
- Your answer is:
"Wild 'N Out" cast members childhood nicknames.
[scattered laughter]
[rings in] - What is when Santwon
was little, he was Fruit Loops.
[laughter, bell dings]
[rings in] - What is...
Well, my name was "Meh-meh."
'Cause, I mean-- okay. [buzzer]
[Nick] - Sit your Meh-meh ass down.
[laughter]
[rings in]
- What is when Mimi was little she used
to be called "Meow"! Whoops.
[laughter]
[rings in]
- What is DC Young Fly
a mad little boy?
[bell dings, laughter]
- Little boy!
[all chanting]
[rings in] - What is they used to call Nick
"So I can't play for the band no more?"
[laughter, bell dings]
- That's my favorite movie though.
- Okay, your answer is signs your significant other
is for the streets.
[rings in] - What is...
The restaurant saved in his phone call him.
[laughter]
- [Nick] Facts! [bell dings]
[rings in]
- What is only Vans?
[laughter, bell dings]
[rings in]
- What is...
If you found [bleep] walking. What you mean?
This bitch in the street [bleep].
[laughter/cheering, bell dings]
[rings in] - Damn!
[ringing in]
- He got too many kids.
[bell dings]
- What that supposed to mean?
[laughter]
[rings in]
- What is welcome to "Red Table Talk"
I am your host...
[laughter, bell dings]
- Your answer is things your token white friend says.
[rings in] - What is...
"No way, dude, I got a lot of Black friends."
[laughter, bell dings]
[rings in] - What is, uh,
"Damn, you're special to your mama?"
[laughter, bell dings]
- That-- that's a good one.
[rings in] - What is, phew, that's spicy.
[bell dings] What is you got pulled over
today? That's weird. [bell dings]
What is yeah, sure, you can borrow some money.
[rings in, bell dings] What is hi, my name is Brent.
[laughter]
Let's go, Brent! [bell dings]
- That's my friend Brent right there.
[rings in] - What is...
I'm not being racist, but...
[laughter, bell dings] - Exactly.
[rings in] - What is...
Why do you guys make everything about race?
[laughter, bell dings]
[rings in] - What is...
You're one of the good ones.
[laughter, bell dings]
[rings in] - What is...
Dude, my sister totally wants to [bleep] you.
[laughter, bell dings]
- Your answer is excuses D-Wrek gives
for still being on "Wild 'N Out".
[rings in] - What is...
Medical and dental benefits.
[laughter]
- That's true... that's good. [bell dings]
[rings in] - What is then he'd actually
have to learn how to DJ.
- Ooh! [audience reacts]
- I'ma go ahead and push this button right here.
[bell dings]
Okay, let's move on. - What is because
you don't have no other friends!
[laughter, buzzer]
- Or other jobs.
- Uh, we're gonna move on. - Shut up.
[laughter]
So I can state the obvious.
[rings in] What is...
This is the only job I have!
And I'm homeless.
[laughter]
- Don't put his business on TV.
- No, we got to, y'all over here making us not be real.
He sleeps at the DJ booth. - I know!
[laughter, buzzer]
- We're gonna move on for real this time.
Your answer is the coldest movie lines.
[rings in] - What is...
[bleep] if you die, I'll kill you, you hear?
[laughter, bell dings]
[rings in] - What is
Do mean like actually cold, like...
cha, cha, cha.
[laughter]
[laughter, bell dings]
[rings in] - What is...
I killed Mufasa.
[cheering, bell dings]
[rings in]
- What is...
I hate you, Johnny, I hate you!
Oh, I love you, Johnny! [bell dings]
Oh, I love you!
[rings in] - [shouting]
[laughter, ding]
[rings in] - Ain't no class teach me
how to do me. I'm the best drummer you got!
[cheering and applause, ding]
[bell dinging]
DJ D-Wrek, man, let 'em know who won.
- I gotta give that to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
[cheering and applause]
P-Lo and Josh Richards in the building.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Or got the fur on in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And you know I slurp on in the classroom ♪
- I don't-- Whoa, slurp on?
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
We got Josh Richards and P-Lo in the building.
Keep it going for 'em, y'all, Old School.
And it's time to play a classic game.
Y'all know it, y'all love it. It's called
Kick 'Em Out The Classroom.
[cheering and applause]
We got some of the most talented individuals on this show.
And they about to show you they skills right now.
At the end of the game, the team with the most students
still in the class wins. D-Wrek, we ready?
- Let's wild out.
♪♪ - ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
♪ New School 'bout to lose in the classroom ♪
- ♪ That's a lie we leave a bruise in the classroom ♪
- ♪ We all know I'm that dude in the classroom ♪
- ♪ A lot of talk he's got boos in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Big Mack eating food in the classroom ♪
- I wish!
[laughter] - [bleep]
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I hit Conceited with the paper in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I got a body shaper in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Nick Cannon is a hater in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And I'ma see you later in the classroom ♪
- ♪ D-Wrek's head is a crater in the classroom ♪
- Ahh... Ah!
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I'm about to flip the switch in the classroom ♪
- ♪You know I'm about to flip a script in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You know it's bout to be some snitch in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Mm I'm hungry in the classroom ♪
♪♪
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Or got the fur on in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And you know I slurp on in the classroom ♪
- ♪I don't... ♪ Whoa, slurp on?
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
[school bell rings]
- There's lots of things you can slurp on.
Doesn't mean penis.
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Old School got more students kicked out the classroom.
So the New School wins. Make some noise for 'em!
[cheering and applause]
- DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Okay, so you want it and fine, well, guess what.
My temperature 109 and yeah and nine ain't it.
You an ATL boy, I lean with it.
Then I rock with it.
[cheering]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N ♪
- Y'all make some noise, ATL!
[cheering and applause]
Josh Richards and P-Lo over there in the New School.
Keep it going for 'em.
Been a hell of an episode, but right now,
the game could go either way 'cause it's time
for the bonus round, and it's called the...
[all] - Wildstyle!
- Freestyle rapping but here on "Wild 'N Out"
we focus on them jokes. So each punchline
is gonna be one point added to your total score.
New School, Old School, let's do what we do.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ The beasts come out at night ♪
♪ Yo the beast come out at night ♪
♪ Said the beast come out at the beast come out ♪
♪ I said the beast come at night ♪
♪ I'm a beast in these streets you don't want it with me ♪
♪ P-Lo from the Bay but they go easy on me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'ma pull it to the left, pull it to the right ♪
♪ Nick Cannon freestyle I can do it all night ♪
♪ You standing like you like something ♪
♪ Like you might something ♪
♪ Step back boy I'll take a little bite from you ♪
[laughter, bell dings]
- I like my bites. Stop playing me.
- Ay, D-Wrek, cut the beat, cut the beat.
[music stops] - Already?
- I may be a TikToker,
but I still made it here.
Nick, I made one song and got more listeners
than you do in 20 years.
[laughter, ding]
I run up the bag, and then I go and spend it.
Nick runs up the bag to pay his kids' dentist.
- All facts.
- In my closet, I got about 30 pairs.
Look at your shoes. You need to walk around
with a Q-Tip for them dirty Airs.
[laughter, ding]
[chatter]
- Dirty Air? That was a bar.
- Mimi, you said you hate 'em so much.
I don't know why he showed up.
And his laces like Popeye's biscuits
'cause he got them choked up.
[laughter, ding]
- Ay, listen, ay boy.
You know you dead ass wrong for being up here
with them kicks on. The way them shoes look
you must stop your car like a Flintstone.
[laughter, ding]
- Before you said that I was gonna
say something that was true.
We supposed to give to the homeless.
Looks like they give to you.
[laughter, ding]
- Bring the beat back!
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Yo Old School who's running with Nick? ♪
♪ I hope you [bleep] know my temperature's 106 ♪
♪ Since a kid I always kept a [bleep] ♪
♪ And like the third little piggy ♪
♪ I just jumped in the bricks ♪
- ♪ You don't wanna be great My temperature 108 ♪
[bell dings] ♪ A big dog in this yard ♪
♪ Do not jump on the gate ♪
♪ Let me find out this warning one to his face ♪
♪ And his twin sister Tupac... to her face ♪
[bell dings] - ♪ Ok so you want it and fine ♪
♪ Well guess what? My temperature 109 ♪
♪ And yeah in a nine minute You an ATL boy ♪
♪ I lean with it Then I rock with it ♪
[cheering, ding]
- ♪ Oh hold up We at it again ♪
♪ My temperature 110 ♪
(rapping continues)
♪ ...They knowing that we coming to win ♪
♪ The way we killing Old School the Lord said it's a sin ♪
[bell dings] - ♪ I'm 112 ♪
♪ I skip 11 cities straight to hell ♪
[cheering, bell dings, rapping continues]
♪ D-Wrek give me my mother[bleep] bell ♪
[cheering and applause, bell dinging]
D-Wrek, I don't know what happened, man.
- Yo, the Old School took that one.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
- Old School!
[cheering and applause]
It's crazy. Yo, P-Lo, you gotta come back.
Josh, you welcome back anytime!
Y'all keep it going with Josh Richards and my man, P-Lo.
Did you have fun? - Yeah!
- And speaking of killing, the belt stays here.
But we about to turn up so turn your TVs up.
Everybody on they feet and make some noise
for my brother, P-Lo!
[cheering and applause]
- ♪ Aye, aye, aye, aye ♪
♪ Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye ♪
♪ Whoa... Let's go ♪
♪ Hop out do my dance on a... ♪
♪ Freak from the back when I hit ♪
♪ I'm a stand-up guy never sit ♪
♪ OG told me winners never quit ♪
♪ Since then I've been a man on a mission ♪
♪ Ay free the dogs out of prison ♪
♪ You ain't talking 'bout no racks and I'm missing ♪
♪ Feeling like I'm Master P with no limit ♪♪
♪♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays throughout]