(DJ D-Wrek) This is "Nick Cannon's Presents
Wild 'N Out".
Over 300 episodes later,
we're back and all the way lit.
- ♪ Wi-wi-wi ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad
starring captains Jordan L. Jones,
Jabari Banks, and OMB Peezy
with special guest Nems.
Let's wild out!
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- Alright, y'all, everybody up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air and make some noise
for your host, Nick Cannon!
(cheers and applause)
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- Atlanta, make some noise!
(cheers and applause)
Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
(cheers and applause) - What's up?
- Keep it going for the goddesses of "Wild 'N Out".
(cheers and applause) Thank you, ladies,
appreciate you. This is the home of
freestyle comedy, two teams battling head to head
to see who's the funniest, and y'all know it's gonna be
my team 'cause I be cheatin'.
Give it up for team Old School!
(cheers and applause)
Rip Michaels,
Godfrey the comedian,
DeRay Davis, Justina Valentine,
B. Simone, Charlie Clips,
my man Nems, and of course E-Man Hudson.
They got a helluva team over there y'all,
so we gotta give it up for the opps on the other side.
Y'all give it up for team New School.
(cheers and applause)
Bobb'e J. Thompson, Santwon,
Pretty Vee, Maddy with the fatty,
Courneezy, Radio Big Mack,
DC Young Fly. (cheers and applause)
And performing for us, OMB Peezy, y'all!
(cheers and applause)
We gonna get into it today, right?
- Oh yeah, you know we back like good crack.
- There it is, we back like good crack, I like that.
How many y'all fans of the new show "Bel-Air"?
(cheers and applause)
Well, we got the cast and the stars of the show
with us here, y'all make some noise for Jordan L. Jones
and Jabari Banks!
(cheers and applause)
We got Will and Jazz in the building.
My brother.
That's the type of energy we need, though, right there.
Y'all ready for a new game?
(all) Yeah!
- Well, this is one that everybody is quickly calling
they new favorite.
I'ma need both squads to step up and get
in alphabetical order, yeah,
'cause it's time to play the Alphabet Train.
Oh yeah, yeah, real freestyle rappin'.
You gotta rap whatever letter pop up,
that's what your rhyme gotta start with right there.
And if you F it up, you sit your ass down,
it's an elimination game, y'all ready?
- (all) Yeah! - Drop the beat, D-Wrek.
♪♪
Hey...
- ♪ You F'ed it up, F'ed it up, F'ed it up, F'ed it up ♪
♪ F'ed it up, F'ed it up ♪
♪ On the Alphabet Train, A ♪
- ♪ Always poppin', I got my thing goin' y'all ♪
- ♪ B ♪ - ♪ Ballin' like LeBron ♪
♪ You know I'm flowin' y'all ♪ - ♪ C ♪
- ♪ Comin' and I'm 'bout to shop up at the mall ♪
- ♪ D ♪ - ♪ Don't try, boy ♪
♪ You know I'ma get deployed, y'all ♪
- ♪ E ♪
- ♪ Everything is good 'cause you know I ball ♪
- ♪ F ♪ - ♪ Forever love ♪
♪ Is destiny you know he stressed ♪
- ♪ G ♪
- ♪ God is good and good is God and God is gold ♪
- ♪ H ♪
- ♪ I-I'm hungry ♪
- ♪ I ♪
- ♪ Ignorant, I'm known to do some silly (bleep) ♪
- ♪ J ♪ - ♪ Just because ♪
♪ I'm pretty, what's good, hoes? ♪
- ♪ K ♪
- ♪ Kickin' it on "Wild 'N Out" ♪
- ♪ L ♪
- ♪ Legendary and you know what that's about ♪
- ♪ M ♪
- ♪ Money ain't never been a thing to me ♪
- ♪ N ♪
- ♪ Octopus, 'ey, I got some change, you see ♪
- ♪ You F'ed it up, F'ed it up, F'ed it up ♪
♪ F'ed it up, F'ed it up ♪
♪ On the Alphabet Train, O ♪
- ♪ (indistinct) (bleep) your life ♪
- ♪ You F'ed it up, F'ed it up, F'ed it up ♪
♪ F'ed it up, F'ed it up ♪
♪ On the Alphabet Train, P ♪
- ♪ And I'm pushin' P but I'm not gonna ♪
- ♪ Q ♪
- ♪ Really I'm that man, I am the one ♪
- ♪ R ♪ - ♪ Really, really... ♪
(overlapping chatter) (laughter)
- ♪ You F'ed it up, F'ed it up... ♪
- Yo, Nems, you get out, get outta here.
- ♪ On the Alphabet Train, S ♪
- ♪ Sssss like a snake ♪
- ♪ T ♪
- ♪ Turn up, turn up, turn up, turn up heat ♪
- ♪ U ♪
- ♪ Usually don't do this, I'ma beast ♪
- ♪ V ♪ - ♪ Vagina ♪
♪ And I know he wanna (bleep) ♪
- ♪ W ♪
- ♪ Where we at? Georgia, you know we TKE ♪
- ♪ X ♪
- ♪ (bleep) that (bleep) who cheated on me ♪
- ♪ Y ♪
- ♪ You, you, you, you you and you ♪
- ♪ Z ♪
- Aw, Nick, what you say?
Zucchini! Zucchini!
(rapid dinging) (cheers and applause)
Zucchini!
- That was a helluva game, D-Wrek, clearly some of
our cast don't know the alphabet.
- Yeah, the New School knows the alphabet better
so the New School wins, make some noise for 'em, y'all.
- The cast of "Bel-Air",
OMB Peezy, they came to play.
D-Wrek, take us out.
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
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- Your answer is Signs He's Into White Girls.
- What is she don't know what the hell that means?
(laughter) (cheers and applause)
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
We got the cast of "Bel-Air" in the building
over there on the new squad.
Jabari Banks, Jordan L. Jones,
OMB Peezy gonna perform for y'all.
We lit up in here, ATL.
(cheers and applause)
And we, we got a random pregnant white woman in here.
Do I know you? (laughter)
Now, that's not mine? Okay, okay, okay.
(laughter) Uh, but you know what?
I thought I was in some Hood Jeopardy,
'cause that's the game we about to play.
Y'all ready? (cheers and applause)
It's just like the classic game show, but we put
our "Wild 'N Out" spin on it.
DJ D-Wrek is gonna give us some hood answers
and we gotta come up here and give some funny hood questions.
The team with the funniest questions get the bell, right?
- Yeah, get a bell like that. (bell rings)
- And if it's wack you get that buzzer?
(buzzer rings) Team with the most bells
wins the game, it's real simple.
Let's have some fun. DJ D-Wrek, it's in your hands, hey yo.
- Your answer is
Nick Cannon Will Get You Pregnant If...
(overlapping chatter)
- What is your name is B. Simone?
(laughter)
- I'm sayin', though, I like that new hairstyle.
(laughter)
- What is if your name is Lisa, Tina, Michelle,
Katrina, Britney, Tanya, Toya, Tina, Madonna...
- Keep going. (ding)
- What is if you exhale?
(laughter) (ding)
- No, you gotta inhale and exhale.
- Goddamnit, Bobb'e.
- What is if you got diamond records,
Grammys, all type of other (bleep),
more money than he got...
- Facts. Facts. (ding)
- Just in case if y'all really need to know
if y'all wanna get pregnant by OG.
What is you gotta let me hit it first and I'ma
tell him how it is, and then he's gonna...
(laughter) (ding)
I'ma let you know, OG. I'll let ya know!
- Your answer is Ways To Come Up on a Tank of Gas.
- Hey, y'all.
Um, what is get a crackhead
to siphon it for you, duh!
(laughter) (ding)
- What is link in my bio, y'all, times are hard.
(laughter) (ding)
- Ahh!
What is have Santwon (bleep) it out your tank?
(buzzer) - Since you
can't afford this tank of gas, thank you.
(laughter)
- Ah, what is wait, where you going?
That way? I'll take it, (bleep), you got some gas money?
(laughter) (ding)
- What is first you start with a dime,
but then you start moving more than that.
You move up to a quarter, and then you move up
to an ounce, and then...
- No, gasoline, not... - Oh, my bad, y'all.
(laughter) (ding)
- Your answer is Signs He's Into White Girls.
- What is he got vaccinated first?
(laughter) (ding)
- What is excuse me, ma'am, is this (bleep) bothering you?
(laughter) (ding)
- Back up, no, back up!
Fat lives matter, Big Mack!
- Appreciate you, bro!
(cheers and applause) My man.
Ooh, they are runnin' runnin'.
Not happenin'.
Uh, who is Taye Diggs?
(all exclaiming) (ding)
(laughter)
- What is I don't know what a washcloth is?
(all exclaiming) (ding)
- Who is Godfrey?
(laughter) (ding)
- Who is whoever impregnated her?
(laughter) (ding)
And it wasn't me, it wasn't me this time.
- Hey, what is, man, this che--
I mean, this chicken too fried.
(laughter)
- You too fried, get your ass over there.
- What we doin'? What we doin'? - Hold on, come back.
- What is she don't know what the hell that mean?
(laughter)
- That (bleep) got his ankle monitor on for real.
- What is kisses his dog on the mouth?
(all groaning) (ding)
- Hold hold hold it, hold up, hold up.
This a good one.
What is I don't know nothin' about that
'cause I love my Black queens, you dig?
(cheers and applause)
(ding)
- Your answer is Men's Biggest Insecurities.
- Me existing, relax.
(laughter) (ding)
- Okay, be honest.
What is I used to talk to DeRay?
(laughter) (ding)
- What is he seems pretty confident, but I'd be
pretty insecure if I had a kitchen sponge on my head
like DC Young Fly. (laughter)
(buzzer) - He's on your team.
- Your answer is Songs On DJ D-Wrek's Favorite Playlist.
- What is "I Got the Whole World On My Neck".
(laughter) (ding)
- What is "Jigalo" 'cause you're Nick Cannon's bitch.
(laughter)
- The crowd liked that one. (ding)
- What is... ♪ You'll never find ♪
♪ A forehead like mine ♪
(laughter) (ding)
- "I Like Big Heads And I Cannot Lie."
(laughter) (ding)
- What is... ♪ This old man ♪
♪ He play one, he play knick-knack for (bleep) ♪
- (beatboxing)
(cheers and applause)
(rapid dinging) (cheers continue)
- There it is.
DJ D-Wrek, who won that game, man?
- I gotta give that one to the New School,
make some noise for the New School, y'all.
(cheers and applause)
- Cast of "Bel-Air", OMB Peezy, they came to play.
Everybody on they feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ We so "Bel-Air" in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You know we really don't care in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You know I got the best hair in the classroom ♪
♪♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
Y'all see what it is, Jordan L. Jones,
Jabari Banks, OMB Peezy, we all in here.
And yeah, y'all know it's time to play
Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
(cheers and applause)
So you know how you mess up and get kicked out the classroom,
if you say the same thing, if you don't rhyme
or you mess up the flow.
DJ D-Wrek, we ready? - Let's go.
- Let's get it.
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(all) ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ We so "Bel-Air" in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You know we really don't care in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You know I got the best hair in the classroom ♪
♪♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ We in the classroom yellin' out (bleep) your life... ♪
- Nems, you... - ♪ Aw... ♪
- Nems, get your ass out the classroom.
Nems, (bleep) up the flow.
- ♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I'ma turn it into Will in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'ma really keep it real in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Y'already know the deal in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Man, (bleep) how you feel in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Pretty Vee, she kills in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Salute the new Uncle Phil in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Doze off, took a pill in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm about to pay the bill in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Well, you smell like Vagisil in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm about to eat a meal in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'ma cook it on the grill in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I got a cousin named Khalil in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I gotta bust in on the deal in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Yo, you know I got skill in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Nick pockets Uncle Phil in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I'ma do the Carlton in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'ma do it, uh... ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out... ♪ - Sorry, sorry.
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I hate-- ♪ (school bell rings)
(laughter)
(cheers and applause)
- Yo, DJ D-Wrek, I like how you run your bell, man.
Who won the game?
- New School got the most students kicked out,
so the Old School wins,
make some noise for the Old School y'all.
- Old School!
We got the whole cast of "Bel-Air" up outta there.
Everybody on their feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Watch your mouth, little boy.
You probably can't even say your vowels.
With this lumberjack joint on,
you look like the Bounty man on a little bit of paper towels.
(laughter) (cheers and applause)
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
We got some young superstars in the building.
Y'all keep it going for Jabari Banks,
Jordan L. Jones, bless the stars of "Bel-Air",
and of course performing for us later,
OMB Peezy. (cheers and applause)
Yo, it's a helluva game, but right now,
we all know what's gonna happen,
'cause it's time for the bonus round
and it's called the...
(all) Wildstyle!
- Oh yeah, you know, freestyle rapping.
But here on "Wild 'N Out", we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is one point added to your total score.
The game could go either way.
"Bel-Air" cast, OMB Peezy,
y'all can get that "Wild 'N Out" belt right there.
Step on up, New School, let's go it,
Old School, let's do it.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it with 'em, y'all.
(all) ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Okay, I'll go first. - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Do it like this, in West Philadelphia ♪
♪ He was born and raised, but this is ATL ♪
♪ Shorty 'bout to catch this fade ♪
♪ Yo, back in the day, yo, I used to be there ♪
♪ They used to call me the next Will Smith, it wasn't fair ♪
♪ But you know what, now I'm a real true player ♪
♪ And they call me the fresh prince of everywhere ♪
(cheers and applause) (ding)
- Fresh prince of everywhere, what?
♪ Hey, yo, my name 'Bari Banks and yeah, I might be a handful ♪
♪ Yeah, Nick, I'm glad you're here ♪
♪ 'Cause I heard your talk show gettin' cancelled ♪
(all gasping) (ding)
- Hold on, a'ight, a'ight.
♪ Yo, yo, you thought you just said some (bleep) ♪
♪ But that was just a dud ♪
♪ Matter of fact, I'ma show you two the exit, cuz ♪
♪ Because everybody knows you the next to flub ♪
♪ Because everybody saw you ♪
♪ (bleep) up on "The Breakfast Club" ♪
(laughter) (ding)
(overlapping chatter)
- We had something written down so...
- My man Jazz gonna help me out, let's go.
- He had to go to the notes.
- ♪ When we step into the room people stop and stare ♪
- ♪ I'm Will ♪ - ♪ I'm Jazz ♪
♪ On the new "Bel-Air" ♪
- ♪ So what it got a little drama ♪
- ♪ Y'all used to that... ♪
♪♪
(laughter)
(buzzer)
- That was wack.
(all) ♪ That was wack ♪
- ♪ Hold up, hold up, you reading off that? ♪
♪ What is that, a letter? ♪
♪ Fake ass Salt-N-Pepa, get it together ♪
(all exclaim) (ding)
Hold up, what you sta-- hold up, what you steppin up for?
♪ Yo, face of a pit bull, body of a shih-tzu ♪
♪ Get outta here or I might kick you ♪
(laughter) (ding)
(overlapping chatter)
- Nope, DJ D-Wrek, (bleep) that beat.
I don't like it, cut it off.
(air horn blares) (cheers and applause)
Wait a minute, timeout.
Pillsbury Doughboy body,
you up here looking real soft to me.
You so fat that when you step on the scale,
that (bleep) be like, "(bleep), get the (bleep) off of me!"
(laughter) (ding)
- Hey, hey, hey.
Watch your mouth, little boy.
You probably can't even say your vowels.
With this lumberjack joint on,
you look like the Bounty man on a little bit of paper towel.
(laughter) (ding)
(overlapping chatter)
- You better watch your mouth, Clips.
Talkin' about Bobb'e lookin' like you want some bubble gum.
And you, you fake DJ Khaled, when you go to Subway,
you be like, "Make another one".
(laughter) (rapid dinging)
- Hold on, Peezy got something to say.
- Oh, Peezy got something.
- Oh yeah, man, you know I'm on "Wild 'N Out",
so I'm about to get paid.
Hey, you wrong, you look like Uncle Phil,
but you got Xzibit braids.
(laughter)
(rapid dinging) (cheers and applause)
- DJ D-Wrek, tell 'em who won.
- I've gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
(cheers and applause)
- The cast of "Bel-Air",
the young kings Jordan, Jabari,
the young boys came to play, true talent right here.
And man, you know what, everybody on they feet,
turn your TVs up and make some noise for OMB Peezy!
(cheers and applause)
- ♪ I ain't worry about bill, that Glock don't lie though ♪
♪ SRT 100 round hanging out the window ♪
♪ I tore that block up ♪
♪ Do it for cool, do it for any ♪
♪ That be pulling that wahco ♪
♪ I move like I was brought up in a mob ♪
♪ Or some of these impostors ♪
♪ King of my jungle Mufasa ♪
♪ Y'all grew up with Chapo ♪
♪ Where I'm from if it's a problem ♪
♪ We gon' slide and hit the ops though ♪
♪ Bankroll on me ring now ♪
♪ I ain't worry about bill that -- don't lie though ♪
♪ SRT 100 round hanging out the window ♪
♪ I tore that block up ♪
♪ SRT 100 round hanging out the window ♪
♪ Time to make a hit like an instrumental ♪
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
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♪ One two three four wi-wi-wi ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ MTV ♪