(DJ D-Wrek) This is "Nick Cannon's Presents
Wild 'N Out".
Over 300 episodes later,
we're back and all the way lit.
- ♪ Wi-wi-wi ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad
starring captains
Andrew C. Caldwell and Lakeyah.
Let's wild out!
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Alright, y'all, everybody up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air and make some noise
for your host, Mr. Nick Cannon!
(cheers and applause)
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- Atlanta, make some noise!
(cheers and applause)
Y'all gotta give it up my man, 50 grand, DJ D-Wrek.
(cheers and applause)
Y'all make some noise for the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
(cheers and applause) We appreciate y'all queens.
Make some noise for team Old School!
(cheers and applause)
DeRay Davis, Karlous Miller,
E-Man Hudson, Justina Valentine,
Charlie Clips,
C-O-N Conceited, Kandie,
and Hitman Holla.
(cheers and applause)
Y'all give it up for the youngsters,
it's team New School. (D-Wrek) New school!
- Bobb'e J. Thompson,
Maddy with the fatty, B. Simone,
Kosha Dillz, Brent Pella,
Radio Big Mack,
and DC Young Fly!
(cheers and applause)
But I think we could put another boss on y'all team.
We could put some more beauty on your team.
(overlapping shouting) And she ready to pop out
and pop that, y'all make some noise
for Lakeyah!
(cheers and applause)
She ca-- now, you ready to set it off,
and you performing for us later, right?
- I'm ready to pop my (bleep), I'm ready to take the title.
- Can I have my mic back? - Nah, you can have it back.
(laughter)
- Y'all make some noise for Lakeyah one time,
the female GOAT.
Told you I had to make it spicy over there.
Should I add a little more spice?
(cheers and applause)
I am the biggest fan of the person
I'm about to bring out right here.
This person has changed my viewing process online,
this person has changed my life
as soon as th-- as soon as he changed his life
and became Delivert.
Y'all make some noise for Andrew C. Caldwell one time!
(cheers and applause)
What you wanna say to the ladies, Andrew?
- Hey, ladies, I'm available,
I'm single, and I'm ready to mingle.
(cheers and applause)
- That's what we talking about.
Talkin' to y'all, ladies.
Y'all ready for this first game?
(cheers and applause)
We already in the mood, might as well play that
classic game called Got Damned.
This game gets so intense, we had to hire our own
refer... E-Man-man-man.
(cheers and applause)
He gonna give y'all the rules,
cuz it gets intense.
- Alright, okay, this game is very simple.
Gonna roast each other, but here's a couple
of rules before we do that, okay?
Okay, two shakies, you're outta here.
White people, that's two bad jokes.
Take too long, and you're gone, you're outta here.
Stay in your lane, okay? Just stay in your lane,
no crossing and touching the people.
And the most important rule...
(all) Respect the ref!
- Give me DeRay Davis. I need you here.
(cheers and applause)
Maddy, I need you here. - Maddy with the fatty.
(cheers and applause) Uh-oh.
- Maddy, you ready? - Ready.
- DeRay, ya ready? - Yes.
- Wild 'er out!
- You look unseasoned. - Alright, alright.
You look like you (bleep) ass out of a to-go box.
(laughter)
- You look like your missionary position
and doggy style feel the same. - Oh, okay.
Hey, man, your braids are falling off,
just like you did in 2004.
(audience exclaims)
- You look like a "damn damn girl".
I look at your Instagram, damn.
In person, damn. - Oh, okay.
Those braids came with an Alicia Keys album.
(laughter)
(blows whistle)
♪ I keep on fallin' ♪
Out of this game.
(laughter)
(blows whistle) - You, out.
(all) Got damned!
(Nick) That was a good one.
- Old School, give me Karlous Miller,
I need you here. - The GOAT, the GOAT.
- Give me Big Mack, I need you here, Big Mack.
I want you there. (cheers and applause)
- Get him! - Wild 'er out!
- Boy, if you don't get your goddamn
"I got a sandwich in my boot" lookin' ass outta here.
- It's funny, every time 'Lous do that,
you can see his arthritis acting up.
(groaning) "If you don't get your ughhh!"
- Speaking of arthritis, let's talk about diabetes.
Big Mack, if you don't get your goddamn
I got thrown out the hotel for eating three pillows
looking ass up outta here... (laughter)
- Every-- every time you order wings,
you're like, let me get half lemon pepper,
half Black and Milds. - Every time you order wings,
you be like, give me all them bitches.
- Karlous look like he (bleep)
and then give you oil changes afterwards.
(all gasping)
I lick it, then I teed it up. - Hey, hey!
One milkshakie.
(laughter)
- Bruh, you got a breast reduction
since last season, didn't you?
(laughter)
- Karlous, you look like Splinter if he smoked menthols.
(blows whistle)
- Two milkshakies. You, out!
(all) Got damned!
- Karlous Miller in this bitch, that's how we do, Old School!
(cheers and applause)
- Old School, give me Nicholas Cannon.
I need my boss right here.
(cheers and applause)
- New School, give me Mr. Delivert.
I need you here, Mr. Delivert.
Wild 'er out!
- Andrew, I'ma say it, man,
I'm so happy that you're here, I'm so happy you got dressed up.
But my brother, LV does not make those boots.
What're those, Larry Vuitton, (bleep)?
(laughter)
- Let me tell you something...
you look like you need to be delivered
from unprotected sex,
all the babies you got out here.
(laughter)
(whistle blows) - One shakey.
- You're probably right.
And you know what, you would probably know
how it would feel if you ever felt vagina.
- Man, lemme tell you something.
You out here at the clinic,
tryna find some broke to troll.
(stuttering) Actually, they comin' out...
- Okay. - ...some pills.
(mock stammering) - Y-y-you're outta here.
Two shakies, you're out.
(all) Got damned.
(rapid dinging) (cheers and applause)
- D-Wrek, make some sense outta this, man.
- It was real close,
but I gotta give it to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
(cheers and applause)
- Y'all make some noise for Andrew C. Caldwell
and Lakeyah over there. (cheers and applause)
I'm having a great time.
Everybody on they feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- They paired you with all these wonderful people behind you.
Which one of them, in all honesty,
would you like delivered to your room tonight?
(laughter)
(cheers and applause)
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
The queen Lakeyah gonna perform for us a little bit later.
She gonna turn up. (cheers and applause)
But right now, we got two brothers in the hot seat.
Me and Andrew C. Caldwell, we about to go in
and play that game called Plead the Fifth.
(cheers and applause)
Y'all know how it goes.
The team that pleads the most loses.
Probably gonna be my team, let's go.
(laughter) - New School, wild out.
(cheers and applause)
- Alright. Excuse me, Mr. Andrew, sir.
- Yes, sir. - I am your lawyer
and I don't need you to say nothing else, alright?
- Yes, sir.
- Now, Nick Cannon,
according to my documents here,
you had a show that was on MTV called "Wild 'N Out"
that got cancelled, right?
You had a show that was on Fox,
it was your talk show that was quite good
that got cancelled, okay?
Which fire hurt the most?
Because you know MTV brought you back,
but Fox said you take your funky ass home.
(laughter)
- But, you know, neither one of 'em hurt
because like I say, you can't fire a boss.
(cheers and applause)
- I mean, I mean, you--
I mean, they still ain't called you back, so...
(laughter)
(cheers and applause)
- DeRay Davis.
- How you feeling? - What's up, bruh?
(laughing)
- That almost sounded real.
(laughter)
But being real, though,
they paired you with all these wonderful people behind you.
Which one of them, in all honesty,
would you like delivered to your room tonight?
(laughter)
- B. Simone.
(cheers and applause)
- We done found your boyfriend!
- I almost believed you again.
(laughter)
- New School, make some noise for him.
- Delivert.
Sup, Nick? (snaps fingers)
(laughter)
Hey, man, you give a lot of people opportunities
out here, bro, you know what I mean?
But the jury is still out on whether or not
you're actually respectful to everybody, so real quick,
I've been here for two seasons, what's my full name?
- Brent Pella. - Uh-huh.
(snaps fingers) (laughter)
He's been here since day one, what's his full name?
- Deric Battiste. - Okay.
(snaps fingers)
(Conceited) Good job, Nick.
- Now, this cameraman has also been here
since day one... (laughter)
What is his full name?
- I plead the fifth.
(cheers and applause)
Ste-- he's leaving.
Steve, you my favorite cameraman, though.
I just don't know your full name.
(cheers and applause)
- That was a good answer, Nick. So check this out.
I heard you used to date men, we all know,
but now you date women, congratulations.
But outta these two women,
which one do you think would make you go back to dating men?
Kandie or Justina?
(laughter)
- Well, I can't go back
from something that I been delivert from...
- Come on, somebody, praise the lord.
- I--I'ma go ahead and get the red woman, let's go.
(overlapping shouting)
- So dating a girl would make you go back to dating men?
- Oh, I can't-- no, no, no.
I get (bleep) only for women.
(laughter) I like meow.
Meow!
(laughter)
(rapid dinging) (cheers and applause)
- DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Nick plead the fifth the most,
so the New School wins.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
(cheers and applause)
- Y'all give it up for Andrew Chad Caldwell.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ I'm about to make a post in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I got some zaza finna smoke in the classroom ♪
- ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
We got Lakeyah in the building, y'all make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
And we got my brother, Mr. Delivert,
Andrew Chad Caldwell one time.
And we about to play a classic game.
Y'all know it, y'all love it,
it's called Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
(cheers and applause) Y'all ready for it?
(all) Yeah!
- And y'all know how you get kicked out the classroom.
If you mess up the rhyme scheme,
if you don't rhyme, if you say the same word
or you just mess up the flow,
your ass is outta here, you gotta go.
And at the end of the game, the team with the most
students still in the class wins.
- Got him! - Thanks, Justina.
DJ D-Wrek, we ready? - Yep, we are.
- Let's go, y'all.
♪♪
(all) ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Yo, I got on orange in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hold on, I'm off the porch in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And I be like a stork in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm just delivert in the classroom ♪
(all) ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Hey, I'm about to write some notes in the classroom ♪
-♪ This kitty (bleep) as a boat in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm about to make a post in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I got some zaza finna smoke in the classroom ♪
♪♪
- ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom, hey... ♪
- What you doin'? Get out.
- ♪ Hey, as-salamu alaykum in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm pork, don't eat bacon in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Yo, I'm not fakin' in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Um, I'm getting bacon in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Steady flyin' real high in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Without cake he might die in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I really asked for pie in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I mean, I'm barely getting by in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Always eating Jewish rye in the classroom ♪
- ♪ DC Young Fly in the classroom ♪
- ♪ It is I in the classroom ♪
- ♪ But I'm that guy in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I keep asking why in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Lakeyah that fly in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You a t... ♪ - ♪ Aw ♪
♪ Kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I am intrinsically in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Girl, you ain't not tricking me in the classroom ♪
- ♪ It's so indefinitely in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I know the principal's sick of me in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hitman be lickin' me in the classroom ♪
- I have to use the bathroom.
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
(cheers and applause)
- That's a hell of a game.
D-Wrek, man, make some sense outta this.
- New School got more students kicked out the classroom,
so the Old School wins.
Make some noise for the Old School.
- Hell of a game, that's how we do.
Everybody on they feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ Hey, yo, Andrew, no disrespect, my brother ♪
♪ But if you been delivert, what's the tracking number? ♪
(cheers and applause)
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Yo, Atlanta, make some noise.
(cheers and applause)
I'm having so much fun because we got Andrew C. Caldwell
in the building who came to play.
(cheers and applause)
And of course, performing for us later
and holding it down as team captain over there,
Lakeyah.
(cheers and applause)
I'm just saying, the game could go either way,
it's time for the bonus round, y'all,
and it's called the...
(all) Wildstyle!
- Oh yeah, y'all know what it is.
Freestyle rappin', but here on "Wild 'N Out",
we focus on them jokes and we don't pull no punches.
And each punchline is gonna be
one point added to your total score,
so it's anybody's game, y'all, it could go either way.
So y'all could go home with that comedy belt right there.
Y'all ready? Lakeyah, you could add that
to the jewelry collection. - Yeah, I need that.
- Andrew, that go with them boots,
that go with them boots. (laughter)
Let's get to it.
New School step up, Old School step up,
let's do this.
♪♪
(all) ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Say it with me, say...
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Lemme hear you say...
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Yo, Old School, we came to bring the llamas ♪
♪ Matter fact, all our money got commas ♪
♪ But you know we don't even want no drama ♪
♪ Cuz Lakeyah, Andrew old enough to be your mama ♪
(laughter) (ding)
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ You the only deadbeat man that's out there ♪
♪ You might as well go ahead and have a club ♪
♪ With all the deadbeat men that's out there ♪
♪ You the only man that's out there ♪
♪ The only sperm that only last a second ♪
♪ And it's still no good ♪
- And it's out there! (ding)
That was bars.
(overlapping shouting)
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Let me get Justina. Unh, here we go.
♪ Justina let's have a heart to heart ♪
♪ You got the voice of Marge Simpson ♪
♪ And the body of Bart ♪
♪ We in Atlanta and I immediately thought of you ♪
♪ That outfit, damn ♪
♪ That's an affordable prostitute ♪
(laughter)
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - ♪ Um, yo, look ♪
♪ She calling me a prostitute like she thought it's funny ♪
♪ While last night I took all your man's money ♪
- He doesn't have any. - ♪ Matter fact ♪
♪ When will you learn? ♪
♪ You the same size as one of Big Mack's sperm ♪
♪ And Andrew, you'll never be better than me ♪
♪ You learned your ABC's just to get to the D ♪
♪ And now I'ma have to go and end her ♪
♪ She a fake-ass sweetie, we should call her Splenda ♪
(laughter) (ding)
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Watch what you say, guys.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Listen.
♪ Hey, yo, Andrew ♪
♪ No disrespect, my brother ♪
♪ But if you been delivert ♪
♪ What's the tracking number? ♪
- ♪ The tracking number is ♪
♪ It's hot outside ♪
♪ But you got on winter clothes ♪
(laughter)
- You got on the wrong outfit.
- ♪ Yo, yo, no, no, I don't mean to be rude ♪
♪ All this talk about delivert but I don't see no food ♪
♪ Come on, I don't mean to be rude ♪
♪ All this talk about delivert but I don't see no food ♪
♪ I don't mean to be rude... ♪
(rapid dinging)
(cheers and applause)
- That was a hell of a game.
- I'ma let you know what happened...
- Make some sense outta this, a lot going on up here.
- The New School took that one.
Make some noise for the champions,
the New School, y'all.
(cheers and applause)
- Y'all make some noise for Andrew C. Caldwell.
Thank you for coming over here having fun.
- Thanks for having me, man.
- I need everybody on they feet.
Turn your TVs up,
and give it up for Lakeyah.
- Let's go!
♪♪
Hey, I see a lotta baddies in the crowd.
If you a bad --, I need to hear you one time.
♪ Broke boy tryna -- a boss like me ♪
♪ Ha, he really gotta stop that ♪
♪ No plain Jane, I like VPs ♪
♪ No broke boy gonna cop that ♪
♪ My ish water like ice not freeze ♪
♪ He wanna see me pop that ♪
♪ But I'ma real P-I-M-P ♪
♪ I make a -- drop that bag ♪
♪ New LVCC my real fly ♪
♪ Don't know and I'ma land ♪
♪ I don't do lendin', so -- wanna ♪
♪ I'ma needa blow a hunnid dollar cash ♪
♪ Straight APs, I don't waste my time ♪
♪ He spendin' just to lick it I don't pay him no mind ♪
♪ Stare too long, make a -- go blind ♪
♪ Know that -- never seen a girl this fine ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
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♪ One two three four wi-wi-wi ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ MTV ♪