1 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,680 Look, sir. The headmaster's on the roof. 2 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:08,919 Who keeps soiling all this paper? I've not got a dirty bum, I'm the head! 3 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,720 Get the hell up there and gag him. 4 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:20,800 All right, everyone back inside now! Come on, move it! 5 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:30,919 What thanks do I get?! Nothing from anyone! 6 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,919 Bloody hell. 7 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:37,719 30 years of my bloody life here, 8 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:44,679 30 years being abused. 30 years... 30 years of my life. 9 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,279 HE SOBS 10 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,800 It's all right. 11 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:04,199 We'll soon have this lot sorted, Mr Rimmer. 12 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:08,439 And I, for one, will be more than happy working for you. 13 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,279 I could kill the mad old sod. 14 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:13,679 It's like taking over the Charge of the Light Brigade mid-gallop. 15 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,119 You'll be glad of the extra remuneration. 16 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:18,599 Oh, yeah. 17 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:22,079 I've got an ex-wife and two college fees to fund. 18 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,799 But I'd rather find a deputy to do the work for me. 19 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,759 I did find this promising candidate in the apps file, though... 20 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,319 Do you think you can arrange a meeting for me after hours? 21 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:34,760 - In your office? - No, in my "other office". 22 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,280 Most of the time they just need a firm hand... 23 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,239 Andrew Treneman? 24 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:45,239 Jack Rimmer. What can I get you? 25 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:48,479 Er... A deputy headship? 26 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,799 Take a seat. 27 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:54,879 Yeah, well, anyone can teach the privileged, eh? 28 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,439 Well... 29 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:02,040 - The last time I applied I was told that my methods wouldn't - go down too well on your patch. 30 00:03:02,043 --> 00:03:05,079 "Incompatible with the comprehensive ethos". 31 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:08,719 The man who told you that is now sectioned under the Mental Health Act. 32 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:12,199 What we've got now is a struggle to keep the padlocks off the gates. 33 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,199 You say you're up for a challenge. 34 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:18,159 Most of our kids leave school with an ASBO or a bun in the oven. 35 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:21,919 How many pupils do you currently have on behaviour agreements? Mm? 36 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:24,039 The seriously disruptive? 37 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,319 You presumably try to progress them through the stages? 38 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:30,119 Well, this is it, Andrew. This is the task ahead. 39 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:33,959 Why I think I've found the right man to help me turn the place around. 40 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:38,039 Cheers, darling. You'd be prepared to give me a free hand? 41 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:41,799 And your full support? Absolutely. 42 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,780 Whatever it is you need, you tell me. 43 00:03:43,781 --> 00:03:45,759 OK. 44 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,639 Deal. 45 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,980 I accept. Delighted, Andrew. 46 00:03:49,981 --> 00:03:52,320 And you can start in a month? 47 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:52,319 Don't see why not. 48 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:56,920 In that case, welcome to Waterloo Road. Cheers. Cheers. 49 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,060 Can you tell him we want to change table three, and say 50 00:04:01,061 --> 00:04:03,439 I'll call him back lunchtime? 51 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,919 Yes, Clarkson. Right. 52 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,959 Fine. Thank you. 53 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:12,519 Meetings and Events aren't available before 9.30. 54 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:16,319 If anyone needs to be sat right at the far end... 55 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:20,079 Aren't you having any breakfast? I'm looking for support here, Tom. 56 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:23,559 Or your Uncle Reg could spoil the whole wedding. Don't worry about him. 57 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:27,240 You don't think your Uncle Reg's personal hygiene isn't a problem? 58 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,599 Lorna. I'm the problem, aren't I? 59 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:37,319 At last! I've had to worry about every detail to get this organised on time. 60 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,679 Which I haven't complained about. 61 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,519 Maybe it'd be better if we just cancelled it. Cancelled it? 62 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:44,759 Seriously. 63 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,879 If it's causing you so much stress... 64 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:48,599 I'm hardly not coping with it, am I? 65 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:52,879 And luckily for you, Tom Clarkson, I'm a very organised person. 66 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:56,720 Cancel the wedding! Your brother's already in the air. 67 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,640 Argh, hey! Hand it over. 68 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,719 Um, I think you'll find that belongs to him. I just need their fares. 69 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:31,639 What's your problem? I saw you take it. Tell him to pay. 70 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:33,460 You want to keep that mouth of 71 00:05:33,461 --> 00:05:35,279 yours shut. Hand it over and pay up. 72 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:37,720 This is mine. He'll tell you, innit, Stephen? 73 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,919 Innit, Stephen? It's Donte's. One, please. 74 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,439 Did you hear me? He's got this boy's ticket. 75 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,919 And the police might want to be involved in this. 76 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:48,679 What? Theft and assault. 77 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,399 There are plenty of witnesses. 78 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:54,559 You saw this boy kick this other boy, didn't you? Well, what about you? 79 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,439 See? You can go and shove it. 80 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,280 I think not. Could you dial 999, 81 00:05:58,281 --> 00:06:00,120 please? Hey, get off! 82 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,839 Mika, will you have some toast? 83 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:09,719 No, I said. What about a banana? 84 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,919 Mum. Chopped up with some yoghurt? 85 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:15,999 Mmm, lovely. You're always nagging, no wonder Dad left. 86 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,079 Yeah, nothing to do with his 23-year-old bimbo. Well, why can't he come back? 87 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,999 Look, Mika, I'm sorry, but he doesn't want to. 88 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,800 What? You're saying you'd let him if he did? Mika. 89 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:34,759 Mum, can I have half of next week's pocket money now? Forget it, Chlo. 90 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,839 But I want to buy someone a present. 91 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:39,639 I wish you'd hurry up and grow out of him. 92 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:42,199 You don't have to fancy who I fancy, do you? 93 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,639 I know, but he's just not good enough for you. 94 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,600 Come on, we've got to get going, fetch your things. 95 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,400 You're a dead man, mister! 96 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:17,199 I presume you're aware what happens if you lie to the police? 97 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:21,039 Problem? Er, yes. Hello, officer. 98 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,119 Theft and assault on this chap here. 99 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:26,839 I've made a citizen's arrest. Oh, yeah? 100 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:31,480 He's a liar, yeah. He assaulted me. That's not true, is it, Stephen? 101 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:37,959 Tell the truth. Let the lad speak for himself. 102 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:41,439 Well, Donte kicked me 103 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:46,799 and then he stole my bus pass 'n' all. Right. 104 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,919 And you are? 105 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,440 Donte Charles. 106 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:59,559 This is the last time I'll have to introduce myself as Miss Dickey. Hey? 107 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,599 To our new deputy headmaster. 108 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:05,439 Or maybe I'll just say I'm Lorna Clarkson. After all, I soon will be. 109 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,679 Don't do that. 110 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,079 You think it's bad luck? 111 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,799 Look, Lorna... How's his fancy footwork? 112 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:16,199 No match for mine yet. I might have to marry you instead, Izzie. 113 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:20,199 Don't worry. I'll slap him into shape... You - lunchtime detention. 114 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,999 Should we invite the new deputy headmaster? 115 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,319 Lorna... We'll be seeing him every day. 116 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,540 Just calm down, yeah? 117 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,759 But if he's good-looking and single, yes, please! 118 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,600 GIRLS GIGGLE: Morning, Mr Clarkson! 119 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,920 I'll catch you later. 120 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,759 Listen, Lorna. We can't do this. 121 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,159 I can't marry you. What? 122 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:48,160 I mean it, I can't. It's not right. What? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 123 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,959 How can a whole bus load of kids simply disappear? 124 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:59,280 It's like something out of bloody Doctor Who. Mystery over. 125 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,340 What's happened? Sir, 126 00:09:08,341 --> 00:09:09,920 Donte Charles has been arrested. 127 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,280 Settle down! 128 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,800 I said settle DOWN! 129 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,880 Jade, Kayleigh, give out the text books. 130 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,279 Or do we think it wasn't really anybody's fault... 131 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,880 because what went wrong... 132 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:50,159 ..was all down to fate? 133 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:53,640 Like when Gareth Southgate missed that penalty? 134 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:57,239 Mr Clarkson, could I have a quick word, please? 135 00:09:57,240 --> 00:10:01,039 Miss Dickey wants a quickie! 136 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,679 All right. 137 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,840 Discuss. 138 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:12,079 You've got to tell me you're joking, Tom. 139 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,640 - We can't do this now. Four years - we've been planning this. 140 00:10:14,643 --> 00:10:16,319 You can't just cancel it. 141 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,839 Look, I'm just trying to do what's best for us. 142 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,559 Lorna, honestly, 143 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:23,759 I just don't think things are going to work out for us any more. 144 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,719 It's because of me, isn't it? 145 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:29,479 No. You think I'm turning into a "wife". I'm not blaming you. 146 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:34,399 I've been so uptight, trying to make everything so perfect. It's not just the wedding. 147 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,399 Look, I'm just going to lighten up and enjoy it. 148 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,319 Who cares where your Uncle Reg sits? 149 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:42,319 All I care about is you and me being happy together. 150 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,199 This is it. 151 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,919 I can't make you happy any more. 152 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:49,839 Of course you can! You'll make me the happiest woman in the world. 153 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:53,400 Lorna, it's over. 154 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:58,559 Not just the relationship, the wedding. 155 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,080 It's me. 156 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,200 I'm not in love with you. 157 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,600 Sit down. 158 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,959 Yes, I know who Donte Charles is. 159 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,839 I'm going to flay him alive when I get hold of him. 160 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:20,159 Hello. Is Mr Rimmer...? 161 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,600 On the phone. And you are? 162 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:30,679 Yes, we do care about the behaviour of our pupils! 163 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,200 I think I'd better... 164 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:38,199 Look, we're sorry about your bus schedule being interrupted! 165 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,439 You'll just have to knock louder. 166 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,799 Look, we are not in the position to offer compensation. 167 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,960 I don't think Mr Rimmer's going to take too kindly to you listening in 168 00:11:47,961 --> 00:11:51,119 on his private conversations. 169 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,000 Yes, who is it? 170 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,599 Why don't you get the bloody parents to pay then? 171 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:59,039 They're the ones who brought them up. 172 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:02,319 You can't be serious? This was a minor incident. 173 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,680 It's been blown out of all proportion 174 00:12:04,681 --> 00:12:07,040 by some daft have-a-go hero. Headmaster? 175 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,400 Do what you want, then. 176 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:16,439 Joker! Trying to tell me they're not going to bus our children to school. 177 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:21,959 I'm sorry about being late. You know, I brought you here to set an example. And your first day... 178 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,800 The "'have-a-go hero"? 179 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,560 You're winding me up, aren't you? 180 00:12:27,561 --> 00:12:29,199 I witnessed a crime. 181 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,279 I felt duty bound to intervene. 182 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,999 Your duty is to this school and to this headmaster. 183 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,439 Haven't we also got a duty to the pupils? 184 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:42,279 I mean, to face them with the consequences of their actions? Listen, Andrew. 185 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:45,919 This school is bang-slap in the middle of Hoodlum Land. 186 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:51,039 It may not suit the educational psychologists to say it, but it's a hard fact. 187 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,399 Nicking a bus ticket, well, it's... 188 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:57,079 Acceptable? It's not worth giving me a bloody headache over. 189 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,060 MOBILE RINGS 190 00:12:59,061 --> 00:13:01,040 Jack Rimmer. 191 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,520 Oh, great. The Rochdale Gazette. 192 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:10,439 Yes, I am aware of the incident. 193 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,159 Yes, of course we have an anti-bullying strategy. 194 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:17,599 Police have got an anti-crime strategy, doesn't stop it happening. 195 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,799 I am NOT being complacent! 196 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,800 UPROAR > 197 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,679 Mr Budgen? Andrew Treneman. 198 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,519 Sorry you had to take my class. 199 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,120 It was good timing. 200 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:11,000 MUSIC: "Feel Good Inc" by Gorillaz 201 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,639 Hi. 202 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,159 I just thought I'd introduce myself. 203 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:48,799 Kim Campbell. Head of Pastoral Care. Welcome to Waterloo Road Comp. 204 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,839 Glad to be here. So, a bit different from your old school? 205 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,520 Just a bit. 206 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:59,719 I think you'll find that the children here don't really like being regimented. 207 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:03,239 They must be different from all the other children I've taught, then. 208 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,159 Yeah, it might be a bit of a shock. 209 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,279 But don't let me put you off. 210 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:10,240 You go right ahead and, er... 211 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,160 OK... 212 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:28,559 I went, "I'm coming after you, mate." He was wetting himself. 213 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,439 What's your old man gonna say? 214 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,399 Reckon he'll be well wound up, man. 215 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,600 He'll wanna do him in proper. 216 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,520 Eh, let's see what it feels like. 217 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,560 You. 218 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:52,360 Not too... 219 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,400 Together till death! 220 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,520 Are you trying to take advantage of me cos I'm drunk? 221 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,480 Are you telling me there's somebody else? 222 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,559 Tell me! Is there somebody else? 223 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:35,159 No. You liar! Tell me. 224 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,279 Is there somebody else? No! 225 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:41,640 About lunch time... We'll have to do it in the art room. The gym's got the chairs out. 226 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,720 Lorna? 227 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:59,039 He can't mean it, Lorna. It doesn't make any sense. 228 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,439 You think he's got someone else? No! 229 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,279 I think he's committed to you. I thought it was last-minute nerves. 230 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:10,239 There's got to be something else, Lorna, something that he's not telling you. 231 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,199 Oh my God, Izzie. What? 232 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,319 It couldn't be cancer, could it? What? 233 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:20,879 His father had prostate cancer last year. Tom thought it might be hereditary. 234 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,719 Come on, surely if he'd got cancer, he would've told you that? 235 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:28,879 Look, look go on home and I'll get somebody to cover your class. 236 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:32,240 Will you talk to him, Izzie? Of course I will. 237 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,839 I'll kill myself if he leaves me. 238 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:39,960 Lorna, I'll talk to him and find out what's going on, I promise, come on. 239 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,839 Outside! 240 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,720 Outside, please. 241 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:59,480 I want an orderly queue formed here, please. 242 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,740 My name is Mr Treneman and I'm your new Deputy Head. 243 00:18:03,741 --> 00:18:06,039 CLASS: Oooh(!) 244 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:09,639 I'm also here to help teach you English. 245 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,999 Who is Sarah Gilbert? 246 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,079 Down the front there, please. 247 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,719 Kelly Cathcart? Here. Down the front the other side, please. 248 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:21,279 Sir, my name's Stacey Walsh, and me and Kelly always sit together. 249 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:24,559 Yes, you always get grade Es together too. 250 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,039 Third desk on the right, please. 251 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,079 Kevin Hogan, back left, please. 252 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:33,919 Nadia Adamson, second desk in the middle. 253 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,279 Mark Hinds, Antony Hedges... 254 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:39,359 Louise Pallett. Louise Pallett! 255 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,279 Ben Crossley... 256 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,959 Third desk on the right, please. 257 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:47,200 You, right at the front. 258 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:55,319 This is a load of crap, man. Oh, dear. 259 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,239 My first detention. What? 260 00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:01,159 A detention just for saying 'crap'? LAUGHTER 261 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,480 For speaking when I haven't asked you to. 262 00:19:03,481 --> 00:19:05,799 That's a hard and fast rule of mine. 263 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,279 If you want to say something, put up your hand. 264 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,279 Other than that, I expect silence. 265 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,999 Lunch time today - you'll catch up on your spelling. 266 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,000 - No way, man. - You've just broken my rule again. 267 00:19:16,003 --> 00:19:19,239 Tomorrow, comprehension. You're picking on me. 268 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:24,760 Gosh, we ARE going to be seeing a lot of each other. Try and keep ONE lunch break free this week. 269 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,159 I'm sorry Donte's interrupted your lesson. 270 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,999 I hate to think of your parents' hard-earned taxes going to waste. 271 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,200 So, let's get on, shall we? 272 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:50,600 OK, ladies and gentlemen, exercise books out, please. 273 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,080 BEEPS 274 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:14,480 - MOBILE BUZZES - Dad? There's this new teacher and he's picking on me. 275 00:20:14,483 --> 00:20:17,599 You really are a pest, Charles. You can have this back on Friday. 276 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,039 'I was speaking to my dad! I don't care. 277 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:23,000 'And please ask your 'dad' not to call during my class.' 278 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:32,239 If we hadn't been gazumped, we'd be enrolling our daughter in Kingsbury College this morning. 279 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:36,839 So you'll be pleased to hear we've just poached their Head of English for my new Deputy. 280 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,079 Andrew Treneman? Yes, we know. 281 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:42,839 That's the only reason Nicholas persuaded me to give you a trial. 282 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:46,559 Well, we'll be delighted to offer Lucy a place here, Mrs Seymour. 283 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,599 Of course, we totally believe in the comprehensive system. 284 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,900 So many people do, Mr Seymour, 285 00:20:52,901 --> 00:20:56,200 and then they move house to avoid it. Or they find God. 286 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,279 We know we're just as guilty as the next. 287 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,719 But how can we condemn our daughter to this? 288 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:07,359 52% haven't reached a satisfactory level in basic reading skills. 289 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:11,519 Ah, it was 55 last year, wasn't it? I'm sure Lucy's got no worries there. 290 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:17,119 I mean, the great thing about coming to a comprehensive is she's going to see another side of life. 291 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:20,799 And it's the greatest prep going for Oxbridge these days, so I hear. 292 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:26,920 Let me show you around? I'm sure that Mr Treneman would be keen to make your acquaintance. 293 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:49,159 I think that Skate's scared of Phil Redley at first because 294 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:53,279 he's so different to her and Gem, and she doesn't properly... Oi. 295 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,999 My son wants his mobile back. 296 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,999 Excuse me? You not going to give it him? 297 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,199 Get out of my class. Just give me son his mobile back. 298 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:06,279 That's not going to happen. It isn't a request! Oooh! 299 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,319 Can I have your attention, class? 300 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,559 This is what's known as a thug. 301 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:13,680 You wha...? You... 302 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,760 Now you know why his son is a bully and a thief. 303 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:30,000 CHILDREN YELL 304 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,439 Certainly well-equipped with computers. 305 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:34,999 One in every classroom soon. 306 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,919 And electronic whiteboards. Private sector's lagging behind us there. 307 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,399 See, government's kept some of its promises. 308 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,919 Mmm. Maybe this place isn't so bad and Kingsbury don't have them. 309 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:48,679 I think you'll find they're missing their Head of English, too. 310 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:52,479 Why don't I get Mr Treneman to come out and chat to you. 311 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:57,279 Ah, Miss Haydock. Would you like to show our guests around your new language lab? 312 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,799 Maybe Lucy'd like to try on your headphones. 313 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,799 Of course, Headmaster. 314 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:06,479 Perhaps you'd like a go, it's fun. What's going on in there? Forget it. We're going somewhere else. 315 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:10,720 Look, there's really no need. It's a shambles, Mr Rimmer. 316 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,679 How's Lorna? Eh? 317 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:32,399 Somebody said she'd had to go home. Another of her migraines? 318 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,519 Oh. Right. 319 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,879 Thanks. 320 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,559 Right, well, 321 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,120 I hope she feels better soon. 322 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,799 CLASS IN UPROAR 323 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:03,119 I'll have you for this, just you wait. Untie me bloody hands. Out! 324 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,720 What are you lot laughing at? 325 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,520 This is going to come in useful, after all. 326 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:17,000 Yes, police, please. 327 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,439 Stupid prat, man. He made a right arse of himself, and me. 328 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:27,119 Wish I'd seen it. Suppose he goes down for it? Nah. 329 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:31,119 Your dad'll do him if he presses charges. Look, I'd better go. 330 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,239 Just tell the snobby git to get lost. 331 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,119 Oh, yeah, get another load of detention. Bothered? 332 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,519 D'ya want me to come and tell him? Nah. 333 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,640 If he's chucked me dad in the nick, I'll slit his throat. 334 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:52,079 Snooty little sod didn't even have an apology for me. 335 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,439 Job should've been yours, mate. There's no two ways. 336 00:24:55,440 --> 00:25:01,039 Treneman's welcome to it, so long as he doesn't go doubling my workload. 337 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:04,639 If you ask me, we need to recruit a division of the Paras 338 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:08,199 if they want us to drill anything into those little brick-heads. 339 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,839 Yeah. Tom. 340 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,660 Hi, Grantly. We need a chat. 341 00:25:12,661 --> 00:25:14,479 Can I have a pint o' lager, please? 342 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,380 And another for me mate, please. 343 00:25:16,381 --> 00:25:18,279 Grantly? Uh-uh. 344 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,080 I'm off to lose a tenner. 345 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,399 Have you got cancer? What? 346 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,199 Just have you, Tom, or not? 347 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:30,279 Course I haven't. Have you got any other disease or medical problem? 348 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,839 Not that I'm aware of. 349 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:36,359 Well, then you've definitely got somebody else, haven't you? 350 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,719 Come on, Tom, don't muck about. 351 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,460 You've blown a relationship and a 352 00:25:41,461 --> 00:25:44,199 shared mortgage to cope on your own? I haven't got somebody else. 353 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:48,199 Then why the hell can't you marry Lorna? I told her why. 354 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,360 Well, then you'd better sit down and tell me, 355 00:25:50,361 --> 00:25:52,520 because this is not stacking up. 356 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,199 Sergeant Hendy. That's all I need! 357 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:11,200 Make a habit of this, do you? I'd rather leave it to you chaps. 358 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,999 Dear oh, dear, Clarence, been throwing your weight around again? 359 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:21,399 Three times he punched my colleague, in front of a class of 16-year-olds. That right? 360 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:25,919 Oh, by the way, you do not have to say anything... No, don't bother. 361 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:30,159 I'm guilty. I hit him, he's a tosser. I confess, all right? 362 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:33,119 Not surprising given there were 30 witnesses. 363 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:36,679 Well, that was easy. Take him down the station and charge him. 364 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,679 Get off! 365 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:43,959 With his previous, you won't be seeing him again this side of 2010. 366 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,679 Good. 367 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:50,839 Um, I'd better be getting back to my classroom. I've got Donte Charles in detention. 368 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,919 Great, more hassle. 369 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:56,079 Sorry? I must've been off my truck recruiting you. 370 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,999 You've been here half a day and twice you've had the police round. Sorry? 371 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,959 I had two reject parents from your Kingsbury College in this morning, 372 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,519 this close to their daughter boosting us up the league table 373 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,360 until they heard the rumpus coming 374 00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:10,199 from your classroom. You lost them? 375 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,959 No, YOU lost them! 376 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,399 Are you trying to sabotage me? 377 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,879 I'm trying to help you establish zero tolerance of bad behaviour! 378 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:24,120 - That's how you'll attract more - middle-class parents. By laying down some rules and sticking to them. 379 00:27:24,123 --> 00:27:25,799 Which is what I'm off to do. 380 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,180 You're going to have a punch-up 381 00:27:28,181 --> 00:27:30,559 every week. If that's what it takes. 382 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,879 I've got the stomach for it. 383 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,039 But if every decision I take is going to be undermined 384 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,600 by the very person who should be giving me his support... 385 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,740 Look, Izzie. This is none of your 386 00:27:42,741 --> 00:27:44,679 business. It's between me and Lorna. 387 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,759 I've just had to try and talk her out of killing herself. 388 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,759 I'm supposed to be a bridesmaid. 389 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:54,679 I've been involved in every sodding detail of your wedding from day one. 390 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,439 I'm sorry. 391 00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:02,519 You don't just tell the woman you're going to marry you don't love her any more. I can't lie and go ahead. 392 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:06,359 Well, you're obviously lying about something here. 393 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:09,680 I thought I loved her, didn't I? Then suddenly this morning you 394 00:28:09,681 --> 00:28:13,000 realised you didn't? No, just... 395 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:18,200 It's obviously myself I've been lying to. I feel sick about it. 396 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:25,559 If you've been having second thoughts, you should have said something to Lorna. Straight off. 397 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:30,240 I'm just trying to do the right thing by her now. 398 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,439 And I hope one day she'll be glad about it. 399 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,960 Get real. 400 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,280 There is someone else, isn't there? 401 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,759 Fine. 402 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:53,039 You want to make me say it. Yeah, there is. 403 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,360 Oh, Jesus, Tom, I knew it. 404 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,239 Who is it? 405 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:06,799 Well, if you're so bloody clever you should be able to work it out, shouldn't ya? 406 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,400 Work out what? 407 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,879 ♪ Nothing lasts forever 408 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:30,239 ♪ So sad to lose your love 409 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:37,399 ♪ I've felt crazy since you left me And sad at what I've done 410 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,999 ♪ Why did she go? 411 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,860 ♪ Why did she go? ♪ 412 00:29:40,861 --> 00:29:42,719 SHE SOBS LOUDLY 413 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:46,919 ♪ I'm lonely, baby 414 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,040 ♪ Cry, cry, cry. ♪ 415 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,479 Izzie. Izzie, wait. Sod off, Tom. 416 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,719 You said I should've talked about it. Yeah, talk to Lorna. 417 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,359 Look, please, we can't leave it like this. 418 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,599 Well, I can. Just don't you ever tell Lorna what you've just told me. 419 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:07,080 It's the truth. I love ya. 420 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:10,119 Rubbish. I want you to tell me the truth now. 421 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,520 Tell me what you really feel about me. 422 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,080 Don't you dare think of blaming any of this on me. 423 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,440 Andrew? Can I have a quick word? 424 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:42,399 Um, I'd rather you didn't use my first name in front of the pupils. 425 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,319 What, state secret, is it? 426 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,959 You haven't heard of the proverb, "familiarity breeds contempt"? 427 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,679 Mmm, no, no, you've got me there. 428 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:54,119 Maybe I should have gone to a posh school like yours, eh? 429 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,399 Whatever advantages I've had, I'm trying to share them. 430 00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,319 I'm beginning to understand why you got punched. 431 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:04,319 Hey, wait a minute... Look, I need to speak to Donte. 432 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:10,439 I've had his social worker on and he's going to have to go into care tonight. Crikey. Why? 433 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,359 Because his father's in a police cell. 434 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,799 He's a single parent. Er, the mother walked out four years ago. 435 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,359 He's brought his son up on his own. 436 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:24,799 Oh. Did you not think of the consequences before you decided to confront him? 437 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:29,720 - He assaulted me! What is it about this place? You've lost sight of - what's right and wrong! 438 00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:31,759 Excuse me, I won't be lectured at. 439 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,439 You've a school full of kids who can create hell and get away with it, 440 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,599 thanks to teachers like you explaining it away. 441 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:42,239 Have you any idea what we're dealing with at Waterloo Road? 442 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,040 70% of our kids are from single parent homes. Doesn't mean they 443 00:31:45,041 --> 00:31:47,839 shouldn't behave themselves. No, 444 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,799 but it causes difficulties. 445 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,280 22 of our kids are on ASBOs. God 446 00:31:52,281 --> 00:31:54,759 knows what percentage are on drugs. 447 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:59,520 - We've got the highest under-age pregnancy rate in the country! - We're talking poverty. 448 00:31:59,523 --> 00:32:02,879 If you lower your expectations for poor kids, they stay poor. 449 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,079 Yeah, and meanwhile in the real world, we've got a kid 450 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,879 about to go into care because of your "back to basics" rubbish. 451 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:14,520 - Oh, another statistic for you. Over 50% of kids in care end up - in prison. 452 00:32:14,523 --> 00:32:18,120 So well done, Andrew, you've made such a difference already. 453 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,720 Kim. 454 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,080 Obviously, I don't want the boy put into care. 455 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,439 Hi. We're looking for Clarence Charles? 456 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:45,039 You his lawyer? No, I'm his son's pastoral care teacher. Kim Campbell. 457 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:50,080 - This is Mr Treneman, the victim of his assault. Can we speak to him? - He's not the chatty type. 458 00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:53,160 We've got a proposition that he'll want to listen to. 459 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,199 Miss Campbell? What are you doing here? 460 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:05,319 Oh. I suggest you sit down, keep your trap shut and your ears open, Charles. 461 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,440 We're both here for your son's benefit. 462 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,300 He's a thief. Have you ever had to confiscate 463 00:33:11,301 --> 00:33:13,639 anything from Donte, Mr Charles? 464 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:17,279 Presumably as a punishment for something? Yeah, sometimes. 465 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,360 Right, well, while your child is at our school, 466 00:33:20,361 --> 00:33:23,439 we treat him like our own child. 467 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:28,159 We care for him, and, like a parent, sometimes have to discipline them. 468 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:32,199 Do you think he should have been using his mobile phone in the class? 469 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,580 He had his reasons. And so do 29 other pupils, which is why nobody 470 00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:38,959 is allowed to use their phone. 471 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,519 Surely you can see that? 472 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,559 He called me a thug. That's how you behaved. 473 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:49,199 What do YOU call someone who punches people in the face for no good reason? 474 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:54,239 Look, I'm not proud of what I done, right? I lost it. But if my boy asks me for backup... 475 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,879 You need anger-management classes, Mr Charles. 476 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,879 Yea and I'm gonna get 'em inside, aren't I? 477 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:05,000 And while you're inside, your son is going to be bedding down in a local authority home. 478 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:12,839 Look, I'm prepared to give you a second chance - 479 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:17,800 drop all charges, if you're prepared to co-operate. 480 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,720 Today, there was a very serious assault on a member of my staff. 481 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,960 The man who assaulted him would like to say something. 482 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,479 My name's Clarence Charles. 483 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:52,239 I want to apologise to Mr Treneman and anybody in his class for my assault on him this morning. 484 00:34:52,240 --> 00:35:00,119 I was out of order and it could've got me sent to prison and me son, Donte, put into care. 485 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,919 So I'm very lucky to be let off 486 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,239 cos it's not worth it for a stupid mobile. 487 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:11,440 Which shouldn't be used in lessons, right, son? 488 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,479 And I'll see he doesn't do it again, Mr Rimmer. 489 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,480 I give you my word. Thank you. 490 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:29,559 Just so you know, this is now a zero tolerance school for violence against teachers. 491 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,599 There's a big sign going up outside the gates. 492 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,519 "We Always Prosecute Violent Parents". 493 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:41,280 And we will exclude any pupil whose parents assault my staff. 494 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:47,160 So go home and tell your mums and dads, I'm not having it. 495 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,200 Teachers, dismiss your tutor groups. 496 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:01,439 Thanks for saving the day, Kim. 497 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,079 I suppose I should thank you too(!) 498 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,280 If you want to. Oh, God, you're tricky. 499 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:14,519 Come on, son, let's get something to eat. We've got a lot to talk about, yeah? 500 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:20,240 You what? You've disrespected me in front of the whole school. I ain't going nowhere with you! 501 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,800 MOBILE RINGS 502 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,320 Hello? Iz? 503 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,599 It's me. Did you speak to Tom? 504 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,839 Yeah. Lorna, can I ring you back? 505 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,840 I'm driving. Sorry. 506 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:58,559 Get out. For God's sake, please, just listen to me. 507 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,199 Hurry up. 508 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,439 I've been fighting these feelings for months. Honest. 509 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,239 But it's not a daft crush. 510 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,919 You're the point of my day. 511 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,999 I've tried to get you out of my head. Well, try harder. 512 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,919 And that's all you've got to say? 513 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,199 What do you want me to say? "Move in"? 514 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,999 I want to know what you want in your life, Izzie. 515 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,559 Cos I don't think I've cooked up these feelings all by myself. 516 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:28,399 It's almost funny. You don't know the first thing about my life. 517 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:32,279 I've got a job and two kids and that's all I can cope with. 518 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:37,199 So why don't you take your feelings away from me and give them back to Lorna? 519 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,200 Now go. 520 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,239 OK. 521 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,239 All right, girls! 522 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:46,760 Night, Izzie. 523 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:54,039 What did he want? Nothing. 524 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,839 Why's he sat in our car, then? 525 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,439 It's none of your business. 526 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,399 Have you two had an argument? 527 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,279 Mum? Mum? 528 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:08,040 I'm talking to you. Well, I'm not talking to you. 529 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:17,279 Mum! You going to make us some tea? 530 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:18,960 Yeah, just a minute! 531 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,359 Tom, bloody Tom. 532 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,680 PHONE RINGS 533 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,840 Iz? Iz, I'm really sorry to bother you again, but I have 534 00:38:44,841 --> 00:38:47,720 to know, did you speak to Tom? 535 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,959 Yes, I did. 536 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:56,279 And promise me you that won't tell Tom what I'm going to tell you. 537 00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:01,960 I think he's just worried that he's lost the old you. Is that what he said? 538 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,519 Yeah. 539 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,960 Thanks, Izzie. 540 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,840 Lorna? 541 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,880 Lorna? 542 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,640 Come here. 543 00:39:56,720 --> 00:40:00,759 I just want to prove to you that being married doesn't mean not sexy. 544 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,359 Look, what I said today... 545 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:06,119 I know I've been a little hung up lately. But not any more, I promise. 546 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,359 I don't think this is a good idea. 547 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,799 Your foxy lady's back and she wants her man. 548 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:14,239 I've still got some marking to do. You're nearly as bad as me. 549 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:16,240 Come on, tiger. 550 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,359 You see, 551 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,160 you do still love me. 552 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,800 I need a shower. 553 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,160 Izzie, it's me. 554 00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:00,640 I need to hear you tell me one more time just to be sure. 555 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,759 Is there any chance for me with you? 556 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,280 Any chance at all? 557 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,120 Hello? 558 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:18,959 Is this clear enough for you, Tom? 559 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,839 You've got no chance. 560 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:26,240 Truth is... I just don't fancy you. 561 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,760 CHEERING 562 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,439 To my big brother, Ian, 563 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:05,199 for coming all the way over from Sydney, Australia to be the best man. 564 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:10,719 To my nieces, Katie and Sarah, for being such beautiful bridesmaids. 565 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:16,719 And, erm, for all her hard work and unstinting support, the best woman 566 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:19,800 and our best friend, Izzie. 567 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:27,880 Only she knows how much Lorna and I owe her for helping us be here today. 568 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,679 She's been our rock 569 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:35,759 and er... Well, she knows. 570 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:40,759 So, ladies and gentlemen, if you'll join me in raising your glasses. 571 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,679 To the best man and the bridesmaids. 572 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,840 ALL: The best man and the bridesmaids! 573 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,080 SNORING 574 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,479 Should all been at this wedding. 575 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,639 Your Mum said you didn't want to go. 576 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,039 Cos she wouldn't go with you. 577 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,719 Can't stop me taking you out for treats, though, eh? 578 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:24,759 We'll still have a good time. When? 579 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,759 I'll fix something up. 580 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,639 Why don't you go back to Shelley, Dad? 581 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,300 I don't think so. Well, 582 00:43:31,301 --> 00:43:32,959 why don't we all go back to Dad's? 583 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,639 Don't be daft. 584 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,519 We're fine as we are here. We are! 585 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,319 Flip's sake, Mika's 16. 586 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,919 She could join the army and get killed in Iraq. 587 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,559 Oh, thanks. 588 00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,679 You reckon your mother wouldn't mind? 589 00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,199 Only watching telly. 590 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,599 Have to check with her first. 591 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,639 Who cares what she says? Hey! 592 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,600 Mind ya, she'll probably accuse me of spoiling her evening. I'll just 593 00:43:56,601 --> 00:43:59,560 see where Shelley's at. 594 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:05,280 I'm going to my room. 595 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,039 I first met Lorna when we were students. 596 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,359 She found me crying in the union loos 597 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:15,399 cos I'd had my handbag stolen and all I wanted to do was walk under a bus. 598 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:19,719 But Lorna said it might be better if I reported the theft, cancelled 599 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:24,559 my credit cards, applied for an emergency subsistence grant, and let her buy me a drink. 600 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,280 - Well, - that's my idea of a true friend. 601 00:44:27,283 --> 00:44:32,039 And so's my other best mate there, Tom. 602 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:35,120 In fact, I'd say he was the perfect man, if only he'd give up Man City 603 00:44:35,121 --> 00:44:38,200 and support Newcastle. 604 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,600 Anyway, they're perfect together. 605 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,279 So, to Lorna and Tom! 606 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,360 ALL: Lorna and Tom! 607 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:15,999 ♪ I would take the stars out of the sky for you 608 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:21,439 ♪ Stop the rain from falling if you asked me to... ♪ 609 00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,479 Ah, don't they make a lovely couple? 610 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,999 Yeah, great. 611 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,879 I reckon we will too, don't you, Jack? Uh? 612 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:35,720 Well, I'm going to be getting you on that dance floor, don't you worry, and no wriggling out. 613 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:59,719 You be in bed no later than 11.30, right? 614 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,240 Yeah, safe as, Dad, 615 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,319 I'm knackered. I think I might go to bed now. 616 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,400 See you soon. See ya, dad. 617 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,960 Lock the door! 618 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,119 It's done. 619 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,960 Night-night, babe. Night. 620 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,320 TUNE PLAYS ON MOBILE 621 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,039 Donte? 622 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,919 I'm free, finally. 623 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,759 Great. See you in ten, babe. 624 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,080 < SNORING 625 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:05,879 May I have the honour? 626 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,439 Can you not drop the upper-class twit act for one second? 627 00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,999 Technically I'm middle class. 628 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,879 My dad's a dentist. 629 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,160 "Twit" obviously can't be helped. 630 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,559 Come on, sit down, 631 00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:25,159 have a drink. Tell me something else that I don't know about you. 632 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:29,999 Well, I did VSO in Rwanda. 633 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,039 That must score a merit in your books? 634 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:36,999 From Rwanda to Waterloo Road. You like a challenge, don't you? 635 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,420 Actually, I'd much rather 636 00:47:39,421 --> 00:47:41,839 everyone just did things my way. 637 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,399 Oh, I don't intend on giving you an easy life. 638 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,240 I'd gathered that. 639 00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,239 Do you fancy a twirl, Kim? 640 00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:52,800 I'm all right, thank you, ta. 641 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,479 You've been so brilliant, Izzie. 642 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:05,119 Oh, sshh. No, you have! We wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for you. 643 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:09,359 Oh, come on, Tom would've come to his own senses. Anyway, he did. 644 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:11,239 And that's what matters. 645 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:12,959 Talk about scary though. 646 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:16,119 I should've expected him to do a last-minute wobbly on me. 647 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:21,679 Remember his 25th? He wouldn't even let me send out invites. It's like he's allergic to the word "tomorrow". 648 00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:25,119 Well, he signed up for it today. 649 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:29,920 Look, erm, I'd better go and check up on Jimmy and the girls. 650 00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,439 Jimmy? Is everything OK? 651 00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:42,840 What? Wait a minute, I can't hear what you're saying. What? 652 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,920 What do you mean you've gone home? 653 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,240 DJ: And here's one to get you all in the romantic mood. 654 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,679 I think you've had enough, Miss Haydock. No, I haven't. 655 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:05,159 ♪ I'm here, just like I said 656 00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:10,879 ♪ Though it's breaking every rule I've ever made 657 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,200 ♪ My racin' heart... ♪ 658 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:18,159 CAR HOOTS 659 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,840 I'm coming! 660 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,719 Tell Mum I've gone to bed. 661 00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:30,959 You've had it, Chlo. Yeah, yeah. 662 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,920 Hurry up, Chlo, come on. 663 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,599 You're looking fine, girl. 664 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,039 Come on, Chlo, what you waiting for? 665 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,759 Your carriage awaits my lady. I thank you. You all right? 666 00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,020 Yo, yo yo, fasten your seatbelt, man, it's time to party! 667 00:49:47,021 --> 00:49:49,280 THEY SQUEAL 668 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,720 Izzie? 669 00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,439 I thought you'd quit the fags? 670 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,800 Oh, well I lied, didn't I? 671 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,039 What's up? 672 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,919 Just the usual. 673 00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,759 Jimmy. I've got to get back to the girls. 674 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,879 I've called a cab. 675 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,720 Like I told you, my mess of a life. 676 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,679 Anything I can do for you, Izzie, 677 00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,240 any time. 678 00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:36,640 What I said today... 679 00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,880 ..about you and Lorna, 680 00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,520 I meant it. 681 00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:47,320 I just want you both to be really happy. 682 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,680 I know that. 683 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,639 And I'm really going to try and make it work. 684 00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:58,360 Well, you better had. 685 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,000 Just sod off, will you? Please. 686 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,599 No, no, no! What am I doing? 687 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,359 Izzie, wait. 688 00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:27,239 Hold that cab! 689 00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:30,919 Miss Redpath, can you drop Miss Haydock off on your way home? 690 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, OK. 691 00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,640 You all right, Chlo? I am, are you? 692 00:52:01,641 --> 00:52:03,639 Chlo, you looking sexy tonight, girl. 693 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,399 Turn the music up, man. 694 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:09,199 Come on, turn it up! All right, chill, chill! 695 00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:12,759 This song is well good. Is that loud enough? 696 00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,240 There you go. 697 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,400 But, see the problem with you is that you don't even think 698 00:52:20,401 --> 00:52:22,999 you've got a problem. 699 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,639 Education isn't a science. 700 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,959 You can't just bung X and Y together and get Z. 701 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,039 All children are different. 702 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,639 Are they so different? I like to emphasise what makes them the same. 703 00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:36,079 Ah, you can't! Sorry, Andrew. 704 00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,719 Yes? Are you sober? 705 00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:41,020 Yes, why? Well, I'm not, and 706 00:52:41,021 --> 00:52:43,319 I've just had a call from the cops. 707 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:46,040 There's been some incident at the school. 708 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:59,199 Oi, Chlo, are you drinking tonight? Hell, yeah! Attagirl, man. 709 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,800 Hey, Chlo, come in the front. 710 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,320 All right? Are you getting through? 711 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,879 Oh, my God, Chlo, what you doing? 712 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,640 Whoa, look out! 713 00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:19,200 You idiot! 714 00:53:19,201 --> 00:53:20,840 DONTE LAUGHS 715 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:26,560 Police said it was three teenagers from the estate. 716 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:33,719 Every blasted thing they could swing a hammer at. 717 00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:35,280 Pretty purposeful. 718 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,720 Izzie's year eights worked on this for weeks. 719 00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:45,759 See what we're up against now? 720 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:49,520 This is the aggro we have to deal with, day in, day out. 721 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:55,000 Just fill in another insurance claim, that's all you can do. 722 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,559 If I could get my hands on the little scumbags now! 723 00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:01,880 I've had it up to here with 'em! 724 00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,599 Come on. Look around you, it's too late. 725 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,759 All you can do is pick up the pieces. 726 00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:14,359 What, so we just write them off, do we? 727 00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,359 You've got no idea, have you? 728 00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,359 Listen to yourself. 729 00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:22,679 If you really don't believe that we can make a difference, resign. 730 00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,760 Walk away, let them rot. 731 00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,960 What is it with you, why are you doing this? 732 00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:34,039 Well, it's not for the money. Why? 733 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:35,479 Because... 734 00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:39,640 this is the career I chose... 735 00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:43,580 and kids like these 736 00:54:43,581 --> 00:54:46,000 have most need of good teachers. 737 00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:50,799 Teachers who don't underestimate them. 738 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:57,080 There's plenty of proof it's possible to turn schools like this around. 739 00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,340 You don't know what it's like to stand in front of a class 740 00:55:03,341 --> 00:55:06,559 every day and to know 741 00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:10,920 that not one child, and I mean not one, will even reach grade E. 742 00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:16,039 Well, let's make that our first task... 743 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:20,840 one Grade E at Key Stage four. 744 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,880 It's an improvement, isn't it? 745 00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:31,480 We could be really ambitious and make it a D. 746 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,760 This school could be closed by the end of the year, anyway. 747 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,040 So we have a deal? 748 00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:53,360 I can't make deals without a drink in me hand. 749 00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:12,680 You've had too much to drink! I can't 750 00:56:12,681 --> 00:56:14,599 hear you, babe, what you saying? 751 00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,880 Yes! 752 00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,000 HORN BLARES 753 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,120 What are you doing in there? 754 00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:38,439 Having a fight? 755 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:42,119 Broke a glass. Then knocked the bin. Sorry. 756 00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:43,940 Aah, it's just as well I'm not 757 00:56:43,941 --> 00:56:45,760 waiting to lose my virginity tonight. 758 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,159 Blame Grantly Budgen. 759 00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:51,080 No wonder his wife eats for two, 760 00:56:51,081 --> 00:56:53,000 all he does is drink. 761 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:55,720 Funny you should say that. 762 00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,480 Because somebody else is eating for two now. 763 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:06,399 Nobody can say that's why we got married, can they? 764 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,180 Because you couldn't have been forced 765 00:57:08,181 --> 00:57:09,959 by a fact you didn't know about. 766 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:13,399 That's why I made myself wait until tonight. 767 00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:16,040 So I knew you really wanted to marry me. 768 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:20,080 What are you saying? 769 00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,560 I'm pregnant. 770 00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:28,320 You're going to be a father, Tom. 771 00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:38,719 I don't want some poxy rose, I just want my twin brother! 772 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:40,320 I just want my brother back. 773 00:57:40,321 --> 00:57:41,919 Ah, you snidey cow! 774 00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:45,360 You don't talk to her like that. I'll talk to her how I want! 775 00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:49,520 Feeling naughty, Miss Haydock? 776 00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:06,199 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 777 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,880 E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk