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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com

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So, how much are you asking for?

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Oh, nothing, just take
whatever you want.

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I don't want to start cluttering up
the place with old stuff, you know?

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That's what this new place is about,
I want to totally reinvent myself.

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From this moment on,
everything is going to be different.

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Hello, IT, have you tried
turning it off and on again?

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- I did it! I did it! I've been accepted!
- No!

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What's going on?

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I've been accepted!
I applied, they said yes!

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Who said yes?
What are you talking about...

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Moss, you're shaking!

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Consonant, please.

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B...

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And a vowel, please.

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And lastly, A.

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And here's the Countdown clock.

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All right,
let's see what we've got. Jeremy?

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Six.

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And Maurice?

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And Maurice?
Nine.

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Jeremy, what's your six?

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TENANT

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And Maurice?

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It actually already is a word...
TNETENNBA.

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Good heavens, really? Could you
use it in a sentence for us?

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Good morning,
that's a nice TNETENNBA.

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Someone reminded me, you haven't yet
got a word less than eight letters.

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It's extraordinary.

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You really do look
like you're on your way

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to winning that Countdown teapot.

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No offence, Jeremy.

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- Who are you?!
- Want me to do your windows?

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What?! What?!
I can't understand you.

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There we are, mate.

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No! No, no!

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Stop cleaning my windows!

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I want to go to the toilet.

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I don't know what you're saying.

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I did the window there and the...

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Yes, yes. Okey-dokey. I can't
understand what you're saying.

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Can I leave my bike
for a few minutes?

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Okay, then. All right, bye-bye.

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What are you doing?

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Why are you bringing the bike inside?
What? No! Where are you going?!

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Where are you going?

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Why do I have your bike?

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And, then, when he leaves, he just
leaves all of his stuff in my flat.

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What stuff?

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All his window cleaning bollocks,

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the ladder, bike, everything.
It's still there!

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What, in your flat?

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Yeah. He never came back.

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Yeah. He never came back.
How did he even get in?

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Well, he was very persuasive.

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I think. Well, I don't know how
to get in touch with this guy.

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His stuff is cluttering up my hallway.
I've had to start putting these up.

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My mum always says, you
should never open the door.

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What do you mean?

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An unopened door is a happy door.

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So we never answer ours
when someone knocks.

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What, so you all just sit there?

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Yes.

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So the doorbell goes
and you all just sit there...

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until the person goes away?

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Yes.

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What if it's important?
What if it's good news?

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This is London, Jen.
It's not someone with cake!

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Unless that cake is made
of dog poo and knives!

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Laters. I'm going to zone out at
the heads of department meeting.

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I thought you were
trying to avoid those.

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There's only so many times I can
say there's a RAM emergency.

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Hello?

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Yes?

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Hello. Can I come in?

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Why? What?

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Why do you want to come in?

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Isn't this the heads
of department meeting?

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Every Monday and Friday?
Or has it changed?

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No, no, yes, it is. You've
missed a few though, haven't you?

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Yeah, there was a RAM emergency.

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The...office had too much RAM.

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Okay, well you see the nature of
the meetings has changed somewhat

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and it wouldn't be fair on you.
There'd be a lot of catching up.

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Oh, okay!

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Okay! Thanks, Jen!

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They don't want me. They don't
want me at the Monday-Friday!

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I thought you hated those meetings?

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I did hate those meetings until they
didn't want me at those meetings.

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And now I love those meetings.

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Five minutes, Mr Moss.

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Thanks, Phil.

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A fan of tiny biscuits.

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You are full of surprises.

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Please, don't let me stop you.

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I like a man with appetite.

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It's what got you this far.

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Sorry, do I know you?

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They call me Prime.

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I had another name, once.

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I no longer go by it. Harold Tong.

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That's right.

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I won year 16 of Countdown.

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Yes, it was I who won
the 16th Countdown teapot.

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The teapot we all crave.

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You crave it too.

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Your eyes betray you.

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He has spirit, this one.

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But do you have the spirit to become
an ultimate champion, I wonder?

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Do you want to get a
photo together or something?

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I came only to give you this.

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What is it?

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Roy?

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Jesus! Alistair, hey!

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Long time no see!

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Yeah.

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Roy and I were at college together.

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Yeah. Wow, you are looking great!

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Thanks.

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So what are you up to these days?

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What am I up to? Wow. Big question.

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I'm the head writer
for Shotgun games? Do you know them?

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Yeah! Wow! Really?

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I play Shotgun games all the time.
They're brilliant.

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Oh, thank you.

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Wow, that is so cool.
Hey, you just won an award, right?

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Yes.

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Well, see you soon, Roy.

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Yes.

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Don't ask me what I'm
doing, you arrogant twat.

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Sorry, I'm not sure
I'm in the right place.

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Oh, you're in the right place,
Mr Moss. Welcome to Eight Plus.

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You came! I'm glad.

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That's Roger Black.
That's Steven Pawlin.

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You know your ex-Countdown winners.

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Why are they all here?

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Why, for someone who knows how to
add and subtract and multiply

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and divide lots of numbers to get
one other number,

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you're not so good at putting
two and two together, are you?

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This is Eight Plus!

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An exclusive club for those
gifted few

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who make it through
to eight episodes of Countdown.

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And you are our newest member.

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Oh, isn't that nice?

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Thanks for letting me know.
All right. All right. Bye.

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Does it not outrage you, Roy,
as a member of this IT department,

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that I, your head, is not being
represented at the Monday-Friday?

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Couldn't give a shit.
My neighbour just called.

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Turns out that window-washing Willie
from West Gibberish is not now going

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to be able to pick up his
window cleaning bric-a-brac.

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Why not?

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Oh, he was hit by a car or something.
Just my luck!

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You shouldn't have agreed to mind
it for him in the first place.

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Thanks, Jen. That's really helpful.
That's really good advice.

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That's exactly what I'll do.
In the past!

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When it happens again, last week.
I have to give it back to him!

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It can't just live in my hallway!

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Don't give a shit!

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No, no.

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Oh, no! No! No!

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Alistair! I'm not a window cleaner!

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Alistair!

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Alistair! I'm not a window cleaner.

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I'm not a window cleaner! Alistair!

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I'm not a window cleaner!

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All right, something weird
is going on in that room.

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They're wearing dressing gowns.

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Roy, will you listen to me?

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I don't have to listen to you.
I'm not married to you.

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I've got a lot on my mind
right now, Jen.

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This bloke thinks
I'm a window cleaner.

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Bloke I went to college with.

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He's doing amazingly...
The creature he was with.

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And he thinks that I am a
window cleaner. A window cleaner!

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What's wrong with that?
It's a noble profession.

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If your last profession
was cleaning balls!

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Google him.

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I've tried.
He has no online presence.

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Apparently people were being rude to
him so he suspended all his accounts.

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He's not on Friendface,
he's not on Chitter.

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Listen...

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How do people expect you to track
them down

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if they maintain no online presence!?

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You've both asked and answered
that question. What's going on up there?

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Is this meeting room five?

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You know, they soundproofed that
a few weeks ago?

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Really? What's that all about?

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Douglas said it was for
super secret meetings.

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But I want to go to
super secret meetings.

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I can't believe I might be
missing super secret meetings.

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But the dressing gowns.
Why are they wearing dressing gowns?

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Orgies!

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No.

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Maybe they're getting some kind of
executive massage treatment

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for being brilliant.

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Do you think they're
getting massages?

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If they're getting massages,I think
my human rights are being abused

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by themnot letting me in.

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Why don't you wear a towel,
hang around the door,

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and see if they let you in?

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I have my dignity, thank you, Moss.

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No. Hang on, that might just work!

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I can't believe you've joined
a swanky club. It's so showbizzy!

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Roy, the people here
see me in a certain way.

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It's perhaps not the way
I've been seen outside of the club.

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I'd just like you not to,
you know, mention it in any way...

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you know.

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Sure. Yeah.

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No problem.

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Hello, Terence. Glass of milk.
Straight up. Prime?

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Ribena for me.

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Roy?

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Oh, I'll have a beer. Thank you.

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Alcohol-free beer, surely?

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No.

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Get him what he wants.

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But...

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But...
Just get him what he wants.

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I'll have to go out.
Can somebody mind the bar?

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No. You know what? It's fine.
I shouldn't really be drinking

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during lunch. I'll just
have a coke. It's fine.

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Will I see you tonight?

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Not now, Ivana.

224
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Did you have sex with that lady?

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If you call that mindless
animalistic rutting sex, then yes,

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I suppose we did.

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00:14:05,024 --> 00:14:06,615
That sounds like sex!

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Countdown Groupies are the most
sexually voracious of all groupies,

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and the most beautiful.

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I hear someone likes drinking beer.

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This is a private booth,
Negative One.

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Is that a name?!

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This is a private club, Word.

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Word! True dat!

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True dat, innit.

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My name is Word here.

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Roy, please.

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I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Negative One.

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Heard you been catching
some nice letters.

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I get the same letters
as everyone else.

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Good when they fall
in the right order, though, innit?

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Steady, gentlemen.

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Boom!

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Don't mind him. Negative One
was quite proud of being

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our best speller
until Moss came along.

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Ah, our drinks.

247
00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:08,535
Can I just say...

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I am having a great time!

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Hey, y'all. Turn the music off.

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00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:21,055
Turn the music off!

251
00:15:21,064 --> 00:15:24,815
What's he up to?

252
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:28,819
Maybe our new champion would like to
test his skills out on the street.

253
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:34,859
He's challenging you to a game of
Street Countdown. You cannot accept.

254
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,455
It's too dangerous!

255
00:15:37,464 --> 00:15:40,055
Well, what do you say?

256
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:43,015
Or is you worried
you is going to show yourself up

257
00:15:43,024 --> 00:15:45,015
in front of your girlfriend?

258
00:15:45,024 --> 00:15:47,735
He's calling Roy your girlfriend.

259
00:15:47,744 --> 00:15:51,739
Within the walls of Eight Plus,
that's a definite diss.

260
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:57,219
You're lucky my "girlfriend"
has gone to the toilet.

261
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,175
Is you going to answer me or what?

262
00:16:01,184 --> 00:16:03,535
No! We promised
those days were over.

263
00:16:03,544 --> 00:16:07,539
No more unlicensed
Street Countdown battles!

264
00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:09,935
I didn't arks you.

265
00:16:09,944 --> 00:16:13,939
I arksed him.

266
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:16,575
Well?

267
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:17,975
What is Street Countdown?

268
00:16:17,984 --> 00:16:21,979
It's more or less the same as normal
Countdown, except we play it on the street.

269
00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:25,095
That doesn't sound that dangerous.

270
00:16:25,104 --> 00:16:27,255
It can get quite cold.

271
00:16:27,264 --> 00:16:28,935
I always wear thermals.

272
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:31,255
Ah, then you're probably fine.

273
00:16:31,264 --> 00:16:34,135
Hey, I is still standing here.

274
00:16:34,144 --> 00:16:35,695
What do you say, newbie?

275
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:39,699
I came here
to drink milk and kick ass.

276
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:43,535
And I've just finished my milk.

277
00:16:47,344 --> 00:16:51,339
Welcome to Street Countdown!

278
00:16:59,904 --> 00:17:02,495
First rule of Street Countdown

279
00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:06,455
is that you really must try and tell
as many people as possible about it.

280
00:17:06,464 --> 00:17:10,055
It's a rather fun game and the more
people we tell about it the better.

281
00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:18,175
What the f...?!

282
00:17:18,184 --> 00:17:19,855
Where is...everyone?

283
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:23,735
Hello?

284
00:17:23,744 --> 00:17:25,855
Hello? Moss?

285
00:17:25,864 --> 00:17:29,859
Ivana?

286
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:42,175
Hello?

287
00:17:42,184 --> 00:17:46,179
Hello in there!

288
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:53,299
Oh, for f...!

289
00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:58,855
Oh, hey! Hey mate! Mate!

290
00:17:58,864 --> 00:18:02,859
Could you do me a favour?

291
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:10,299
So do you just do big windows,
or do you do call outs?

292
00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:13,975
What, did you think I would
come round and do your house?

293
00:18:13,984 --> 00:18:17,979
No. No. Didn't think that.

294
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:22,015
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

295
00:18:22,024 --> 00:18:25,055
Oh, hey!

296
00:18:25,064 --> 00:18:27,775
Alistair! Alistair!

297
00:18:27,784 --> 00:18:30,015
It's me!

298
00:18:30,024 --> 00:18:32,295
Alistair!

299
00:18:32,304 --> 00:18:35,335
I'm not a window cleaner!

300
00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:36,815
Hello?

301
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,655
I'm not a window cleaner!

302
00:18:39,664 --> 00:18:42,375
I've got to go.

303
00:18:42,384 --> 00:18:44,135
I'm...

304
00:18:44,144 --> 00:18:47,375
I'm not a window cleaner!

305
00:18:47,384 --> 00:18:51,379
Oh, that bloke. He thinks
I'm a bloody window cleaner!

306
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:58,815
Not that there's...

307
00:18:58,824 --> 00:19:02,819
It's a noble profession.

308
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:14,779
Is this as fast as this goes? Yeah.

309
00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:28,055
Consonant.

310
00:19:28,064 --> 00:19:32,059
Vowel.

311
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:34,975
Vowel. Boom!

312
00:19:34,984 --> 00:19:36,975
I'll take a further consonant.

313
00:19:36,984 --> 00:19:39,335
Consonant, you get me?

314
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,415
I'll take a vowel this time.

315
00:19:41,424 --> 00:19:45,419
I'll have what he's having... vowel.

316
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:49,055
I'll have another consonant.

317
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:53,059
Give me one of dem sweet,
sweet consonants, you get me?

318
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:57,015
I'll take a consonant,
plain and simple, thank you.

319
00:19:57,024 --> 00:20:00,535
I'll take an even sweeter vowel.

320
00:20:00,544 --> 00:20:03,415
I'll take a regular vowel, please.

321
00:20:03,424 --> 00:20:06,095
Yeah, I think...

322
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:09,055
I think that's probably
enough letters, yeah?

323
00:20:09,064 --> 00:20:11,455
18 letters.

324
00:20:11,464 --> 00:20:14,815
I've never seen so many!

325
00:20:14,824 --> 00:20:16,575
He is the one.

326
00:20:16,584 --> 00:20:17,335
What happened to you?!

327
00:20:17,344 --> 00:20:20,575
Shh! This is the longest word
yet on Street Countdown.

328
00:20:20,584 --> 00:20:22,775
Unlike normal Countdown,
you see, what happens...

329
00:20:22,784 --> 00:20:24,775
I don't care.

330
00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:32,935
Negative One?

331
00:20:32,944 --> 00:20:34,415
12.

332
00:20:37,224 --> 00:20:39,655
Moss?

333
00:20:39,664 --> 00:20:41,215
16.

334
00:20:42,944 --> 00:20:44,815
Your word, Negative One?

335
00:20:44,824 --> 00:20:48,455
Enormousness.

336
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:52,459
I shall give my answer, if I may,
in the form of a joke.

337
00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:55,335
This is most irregular.

338
00:20:55,344 --> 00:20:59,339
What do you call Negative One
sitting alone in an empty room?

339
00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:02,215
I don't know.
What do you call Negative One

340
00:21:02,224 --> 00:21:03,975
sitting alone in an empty room?

341
00:21:03,984 --> 00:21:07,255
Overnumerousness!

342
00:21:07,264 --> 00:21:08,495
Gyles?

343
00:21:08,504 --> 00:21:12,499
Yes, that is a word!
And the joke does make sense.

344
00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:37,855
Okay, let's go!

345
00:21:41,224 --> 00:21:42,655
Oh, yes!

346
00:21:42,664 --> 00:21:44,015
Shit.

347
00:21:44,024 --> 00:21:47,295
Five, six, seven...
Ah! Jen, you've joined us.

348
00:21:47,304 --> 00:21:48,815
Yes, yes, I have!

349
00:21:48,824 --> 00:21:50,295
You're not really dressed for it.

350
00:21:50,304 --> 00:21:54,175
Thought I'd wear normal clothes
and work up a real sweat.

351
00:21:54,184 --> 00:21:57,135
Hardcore. There's me thinking
you didn't have it in you.

352
00:21:57,144 --> 00:22:01,139
Right, now let's take it to the max.
Five, six, seven, eight.

353
00:22:50,860 --> 00:22:52,415
Hey! Hey, Alistair!

354
00:22:52,424 --> 00:22:55,135
Oh, God, I can't believe I got you!

355
00:22:55,144 --> 00:22:57,055
How you doing?

356
00:22:57,064 --> 00:22:59,615
Yeah, no, it's Roy. Yeah, hello.

357
00:22:59,624 --> 00:23:03,619
Listen, Alistair, I just wanted
to say, I'm not a window cleaner.

358
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,215
No, no, I work in IT.

359
00:23:06,224 --> 00:23:09,575
Yeah, yeah, with computers
and all that.

360
00:23:09,584 --> 00:23:11,415
Macs?

361
00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:14,415
No, I really just
work with Windows.

362
00:23:15,724 --> 00:23:17,119
Hello?

363
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:24,000
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