1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:50,518 [ Gong Sounds ] 4 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:07,168 ♪♪ [ Men Singing In Latin ] 5 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:42,903 ♪♪ [ Ends ] 6 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:44,838 All right, boys. 7 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,775 Meow! 8 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:50,178 [ Woman Laughing ] 9 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:53,347 [ Dogs Whining ] 10 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:55,549 [ Whimpering And Barking ] 11 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,818 [ Barking ] 12 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:59,853 Don't fight. Don't fight. 13 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,156 Oh, to the left. 14 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:05,426 - [ Gasping ] - [ Moans ] 15 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:08,496 ♪♪ [ Moaning Becomes Singing High Note ] 16 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:11,832 ♪♪ [ High Note Continues ] 17 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,734 ♪♪ [ Hip-hop On Radio ] 18 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:18,005 Bring mama home, baby! Bring mama home, baby! 19 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,973 ♪♪ [ Stops ] Yes! 20 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,309 Jazmin! Say my name, baby. 21 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:24,778 - Jazmin Nellie Mae Biltmore! - Oh, yes! Full address! 22 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:28,182 [ Moaning ] Fine, but you made me do it. 23 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:30,684 [ Moaning Continues ] 24 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:32,753 Oh, yeah! Oh, yes! 25 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:36,857 - Ooh! What's cooking? - Soy oatmeal. 26 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:39,227 - [ Groans ] - Come on. Get up before you late for work. 27 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:41,329 Stacey's gonna be down there blowin' any minute, 28 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,397 and you need to be ready when she comes. 29 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:46,066 Hell, I'm trying to, but your ass keep waking me up... 30 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:48,736 before I get there, you filthy bitch! 31 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:52,172 Damn. Bitch can't even get none in her own dreams. 32 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:56,877 Good morning, beautiful. 33 00:02:56,944 --> 00:03:00,648 We'll pick up where we left off tomorrow. 34 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:04,352 Maybe if you stuck to one of your diets... 35 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,955 you could get some in real life. 36 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:16,597 I hate skinny bitches. 37 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:18,766 [ Jazmin Narrating ] Ever since we were little girls, 38 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:23,103 my cousin Mia was a bone, and I was slightly larger. 39 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:24,905 While our mothers were out makin' a livin', 40 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:27,207 Grandma Nellie practically raised us as sisters. 41 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:29,510 But I hated Mia all through elementary school... 42 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:33,981 because she would just stand by and watch as her skinny friends called me names... 43 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,484 and terrorized me just 'cause I ain't look like that. 44 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,686 [ All ] ♪ Fatty, fatty, two-by-four ♪ 45 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:41,088 ♪ Can't get through the cafeteria door ♪ 46 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:42,990 Besides Grandma, my only friend was... 47 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,293 [ Young Jazmin ] God, please help me lose weight. 48 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:47,695 [ Jazmin ] But he didn't seem to be listening. 49 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:50,598 By junior high school, I was a solid 200 pounds, 50 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:53,867 and my school-yard entourage consisted of a whopping three people... 51 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:56,904 me, myself and I. 52 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:59,740 Life as a skinny girl bull's-eye was pretty much routine... 53 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:03,744 until one day this real prissy girl named Quaniqua Jackson... 54 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:07,981 called me a fat bitch in front of Benji Ross. 55 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,318 Now, it wasn't the first time I'd been called that, 56 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:14,588 but calling me that in front of my future husband, baby, that required action. 57 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:17,991 I don't know what took over me, but the next thing I knew, 58 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:21,128 Miss Quaniqua Jackson was seein' stars. [ Man ] ♪ Right hook ♪ 59 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,997 Now, I learned a very valuable lesson that day, and that was... 60 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:27,368 if I couldn't get respect because I wasn't a stick, ♪ Out Cold ♪ 61 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:31,972 then I'd get respect because I was a stone. ♪ Too cold, black out ♪♪ 62 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:34,074 [ Deejay On Radio ] What's up, L.A.? Good morning. 63 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:37,411 Time to get up and go to work. It's another beautiful day in Southern California, 64 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:39,747 and you better leave on time 'cause traffic is a mother. 65 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:43,216 [ Horn Beeping ] [ Jazmin ] I'm coming, girl! 66 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,719 [ Stacey ] Come on! All right. 67 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,889 - [ Horn Beeps ] - As soon as I find something to wear. 68 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,924 [ Grunting ] 69 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:53,093 All right. 70 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:57,297 [ Grunting ] Damn it! What the hell? 71 00:04:57,365 --> 00:05:00,300 ♪ She's a brick house ♪ [ Cloth Rips ] 72 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:02,169 I swear these clothes are shrinking. 73 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:05,739 [ Thinking ] No, porky, your big ass just gettin' fatter. 74 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,108 - ♪ Oh, she's a brick house ♪ - [ Horn Beeping ] 75 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:10,110 I'm coming, Stace! Damn! 76 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:12,946 [ Grunting ] ♪ The lady's stacked and that's a fact ♪ 77 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:15,949 ♪ Ain't holding nothing back ♪ I need some Crisco. 78 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,151 ♪ Ow, she's a brick house ♪ Oh! Is this the wrong hole? 79 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:21,154 Wait a minute. Oh, sh... ♪ Well, we're together ♪ 80 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:22,890 [ Screams ] ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 81 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:24,825 [ Grunting ] ♪ This is how the story goes ♪ 82 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:31,465 ♪ How can she lose those things she use 36-24-36 ♪ 83 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:36,036 ♪ Ow, what a winning hand She's a brick house ♪ 84 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:39,973 Not my sexiest combo, but I still look good. ♪ She's the one, the only one ♪ 85 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,543 Too hot for 'em, Jaz. ♪ Who's built like an Amazon ♪ 86 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:54,888 ♪ Oh, a brick house ♪♪ 87 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:58,392 Child, come on before we get late. All right. 88 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:01,695 I ain't gonna carpool with you no more if you can't be on time. 89 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:05,833 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. I couldn't find nothing to wear. 90 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,468 All them clothes in your closet? 91 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:10,438 Ain't my fault the stores make all the cute stuff in junior sizes. 92 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:13,373 -That should tell you somethin'. -Yeah, I need to keep sewing my own shit. 93 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:16,577 - Or that fat girls can't wear everything skinny girls can. - I ain't fat. 94 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,912 - I'm sexy succulent. - Get in the car. 95 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:20,814 [ Laughs ] 96 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,584 [ Woman ] ♪ So luscious ♪ 97 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,788 ♪ So luscious ♪ 98 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:30,858 [ Horns Honking ] ♪ So luscious ♪ 99 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:33,927 [ Continues On Radio ] ♪ My body, uh, uh, my body ♪ 100 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:38,198 See, this is why we need to start leaving earlier. 101 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:40,501 Cookie? 102 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:43,103 You know I'm trying to stick to my diet. 103 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,639 Oh, okay, now, if I order an exercise video... 104 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,675 and 10 bottles of Metabo Pills, 105 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,677 I could win me a trip to Palm Springs. 106 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,845 One of them sweepstakes entries. 107 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,515 It's like all them other diet products you got... gimmicks. 108 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:58,752 All right, but you ain't gonna be saying that when I get bootylicious like Beyoncé. 109 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:01,522 I think you got her beat in the booty department. 110 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:05,125 [ Snickers ] Give me these damn cookies. 111 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:22,710 Uh, hi. Hey, sweetie. 112 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:26,279 Could you tell me which one of these shirts, 113 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:29,182 um, goes better with these jeans? 114 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:33,621 [ Chuckles ] Come on, baby. Let's go get you a money outfit. 115 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,857 Excuse me. Excuse me, miss. Yeah? 116 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:39,126 Can I get your honest opinion? 117 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,995 Sure. Do I look fat in this? 118 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:46,967 [ Thinking ] No, Twiggy, I look fat in this. You look ugly in that. 119 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:50,303 It's a perfect fit. [ Giggling ] Thanks. I'll take it! 120 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:52,472 [ Laughing, Grunts ] 121 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:55,643 I hate skinny bitches. 122 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,845 You took the words right out of my mouth. 123 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,487 That's a damn shame. 124 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:10,858 Brother know he need to be spending his hard-earned money on a sister. 125 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:14,928 If I see another white girl with one of our men, I swear I'm gonna shoot somebody. 126 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,731 Better get your gun cocked. What? 127 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:21,034 [ Woman Giggling ] Oh, hell, no. 128 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:27,340 [ Thinking ] O.J. didn't teach you nothin'. 129 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:31,645 [ Woman ] ♪ I was born to be a runway model ♪ 130 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:33,881 ♪ So blonde, so thin so everything ♪ 131 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:37,184 ♪ All the guys want me ♪♪ 132 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,720 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 133 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:43,056 My hair! Did it get me? 134 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:46,994 [ Thinking ] Breathe. Count to 10. Breathe. Count to 10. 135 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,329 Why don't people watch where they're drinking? 136 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:51,264 [ Man ] You still look good. 137 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:54,802 Stay calm. Here. Here. Take my car, go change... 138 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,771 and just be back before lunch. 139 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:08,982 Who can even fit in a size zero? 140 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,885 A bitch with no ass, no thighs and hips as wide as my forearms. 141 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:14,354 Come on, girl. Let's go to lunch. Can't. I just sent Kelly. 142 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:17,791 I need you to go work in the plus-size department until she gets back. 143 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:21,428 No, Stace, no. I can't go work in that department. 144 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:24,531 Look at that pitiful-ass excuse for fashion over there. 145 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:28,168 Stace, even you don't wear that stuff. 146 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,337 Who do they actually believe is gonna buy that shit? 147 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,977 See what I mean? Now, how's she gonna get a man in that? 148 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,913 We probably look like that. 149 00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:45,452 But she waddles. We don't waddle. 150 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:48,822 Do we? Hell, no, we don't waddle. 151 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:51,058 Now, we might jiggle just a little, 152 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,160 but we don't waddle. 153 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,128 Good. [ Chuckles ] 154 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,197 Ooh, Miss Thing! 155 00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:01,034 I will work the hell out of that top, and I'm straight as an arrow. 156 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,471 - You like it, Ramón? - Girl, I love it. It is phat. 157 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:07,574 P-H-A-T. "Pretty, hot and thick." 158 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:10,543 Okay, bitch. I didn't know where you was goin' with that "phat." Thank you. 159 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:14,314 And while you bullshittin', I heard that man over there... 160 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,686 is the head buyer of the whole Bloomfeld's. 161 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:22,422 You need to go on over there and show him your sketches and flatter him... 162 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,658 into launching you a line, girl. 163 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:28,528 The one next to dickface? Yeah, but I wouldn't call him that when you go over there. 164 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:31,064 [ Jazmin ] Think I should go over? [ Ramón ] Damn right, girl. 165 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,234 Yeah, Jaz, go over there. Show him your sketches, girl. Be bold. 166 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,336 Mm-hmm. Well, come with me, Stace. 167 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:39,472 No. See? 168 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:42,275 All right, let's do it. Okay, give me the pound. 169 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,544 Okay. All right now. All right, here we go. 170 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,814 Get up on his grille. Sell him that stuff. 171 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,717 [ Ramón ] Oh, no. 172 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:55,055 Yes, Jazmin? What can I do for you? 173 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:57,057 Well, actually, I wanted to talk to him. 174 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:59,092 Is that the head buyer of Bloomfeld's? 175 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,594 And that information is pertinent to you because? 176 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:06,867 Well, I want to show him my fashion design sketches. Absolutely not. 177 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:10,003 Robert Myer is an extremely busy man... 178 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,740 and doesn't have time to entertain your amateur sketches. 179 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:16,176 Maybe he can just take a look and tell me if I've got potential. 180 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,545 I got this whole book of plus-size designs. 181 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,982 Since our plus-size selection could use some help, I thought he might be interested. 182 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,417 I can assure you he's not. 183 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,920 But he's standing right there. Can I just talk to him? 184 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:30,690 You wouldn't believe how many big women come up to me on the street every day... 185 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,760 wantin' to know where I got my outfit from. 186 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:35,695 And frankly, I don't give a damn. 187 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:40,700 Look, Jazmin, launching a clothing line is much more than a notion... 188 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:43,470 and takes a lot of things that you don't have. 189 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:49,176 Now, I have work to do and so do you if you appreciate your job here. 190 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,444 Go... Bloomfeld's! 191 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:59,219 I'm gonna start my line. I'm gonna show dickface. I'm gonna get me a bank loan. 192 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,922 Jaz, girl, you know I'm down for you for whatever, 193 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,057 but bank loans aren't easy to get. 194 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,826 They ain't just handing 'em out. 195 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,161 Then I'll do whatever it takes, Stace. 196 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:12,232 - You serious about this, huh? - Damn right I'm serious. 197 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:15,969 I'm sorry, Ms. Biltmore, your loan application has been denied. 198 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,938 Denied? Uh, due to... 199 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,507 insufficient collateral. 200 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,944 Yes, unfortunately, although the home that your... 201 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:26,679 sweet Grandma Nellie left you... 202 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,883 is located in what some might classify... 203 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,919 as an upper-middle-class neighborhood, 204 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:35,789 uh, the bank classifies it as a high-risk zone. 205 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,959 - You mean a "black zone." - Ms. Biltmore, this is not a race issue. 206 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:44,197 No, no. We here at First Plantation Bank are an equal-opportunity lender. 207 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,600 It says so right there on our brochure. 208 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:51,905 Sir, listen to me, okay? Jazmin Biltmore don't beg nobody, 209 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,007 but I really need this loan. 210 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:57,945 And my clothing line is a surefire moneymaker, 'cause big girls like myself, 211 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,914 we have a hard time finding trendy clothes to wear. 212 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:04,717 And consequently, we have a hard time finding dates too, if you know what I mean. 213 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,988 But, um, I didn't come in here to get all up in my personal business, 214 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:11,258 but, Mr. Banker, I ain't been laid in nine months, hear? 215 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,193 Nine long months. 216 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,395 [ Clears Throat Softly ] So if... if you would... 217 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:19,166 give me the loan to help me get my line off the ground, 218 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,568 not only will you get your money back twofold, 219 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,704 but you'll be helping me solve a very big problem... 220 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,673 for a lot of big girls. 221 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:29,542 Well, Ms. Biltmore, if finding a date is your problem, 222 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,445 may I suggest... Jenny Craig? 223 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:36,083 - Excuse me? - I said, if finding a date is your problem... 224 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,052 I heard what you said. You wanna say that again, sucker? 225 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:43,423 'Cause I will whip your balding ass all around this bank! You don't say shit like that to me. 226 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,792 - Suggest Jenny Craig? Yeah, you can suggest it. - Security! 227 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,928 - Just suggest! - Security! 228 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,897 Say something! Say something! 229 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:53,533 If you ever in my part of town, your ass is whupped! Take her out of my bank now! 230 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,702 Don't you ever come in my bank! Get me my stuff! 231 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,905 Where's my toupee? You're probably a cross-dresser! 232 00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:01,474 That's right! That's right! I ain't scared! I ain't scared of your ass! 233 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,776 I will whup your ass! Now, wait a minute. 234 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,446 [ Woman ] ♪ Tonight's the night to leave all drama behind ♪ 235 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,349 ♪ My crew and your crew here to have a good time Dressed to impress ♪ 236 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:13,253 ♪ The party and unwind Head to the bar for champagne and wine ♪ 237 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,488 ♪ What's the occasion celebrating humankind ♪ 238 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:18,291 ♪ Oh, yeah it's about to get started ♪♪ 239 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,460 Jaz, I know you're depressed about the loan, 240 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,330 but I think you need to slow down on those drinks. 241 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,332 Okay. 242 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:33,040 Bartender, give me another shot. And for her... 243 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,608 - Another iced tea. - And do her a favor, baby. 244 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,912 Drive it through Long Island on your way back over here. 245 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,814 And who's gonna drive us home if we're both drunk? 246 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,384 Not me. [ Laughs ] 247 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,920 Yes, um, 248 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:50,690 I'm gonna have a Cosmopolitan. Whoo! 249 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:53,626 ♪♪ [ Rap, Indistinct ] 250 00:14:55,395 --> 00:15:00,167 Maybe this, uh, fine brother'll volunteer to drive us home. 251 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,903 [ Laughs ] 252 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:09,109 You wasn't that cute no way, nucka! 253 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:15,115 [ Jazmin ] Some cheering-up session this night turned out to be. 254 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,684 Stace, pull up at that Fat Ass Burger over there. 255 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:36,036 Welcome to Fat Ass Burger. May I take your Fat Ass order? 256 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:40,540 Yes. I'm gonna have a Skinny Ass protein burger. 257 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,010 No bun, no mayo. 258 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,412 And a skinny water. And I'll have... 259 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:49,882 She'll have what I got. You're trying to stick to the diet, remember? 260 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,851 Yeah, I remember. 261 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:55,488 Uh, look, give me what she got, but while you're at it, 262 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,657 make that Skinny Ass protein patty... 263 00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:01,194 a Fat Ass double-beef patty with extra mayo, 264 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:05,298 put the bun back on there, slap on some bacon and cheese, 265 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,867 and when you done, slide up a chili dog, 266 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,337 two Fat Ass fries, a onion ring, 267 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,673 a pecan pie and a jumbo chocolate shake. 268 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,310 And I'll have the same. 269 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,680 What, y'all gonna need a garbage bag to haul all that food out? 270 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,649 Excuse me? 271 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,285 What, you got too much fat around your ears to hear? 272 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,753 [ Snickers ] [ Crowd ] Ooh. 273 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,257 Oh, you punk. 274 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,492 See, if you want to bag up in here... 275 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:35,428 with your ugly ass, you got to come a lot stronger than that. 276 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,165 - Oh, well, let's do it. - Well, let's do it! 277 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,233 Come on, punk, what you got? 278 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,002 [ Over Speaker ] All right. 279 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,472 You so fat... 280 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,740 you can't fall down. 281 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,709 [ Man ] Boo. 282 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,213 You so ugly, your birth certificate... 283 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,015 is an apology letter from the condom factory. 284 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,351 [ All Laughing ] 285 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:01,020 All right, well, you so fat... 286 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:05,292 that, uh, you got to sleep on a Texas-sized mattress. [ Laughs ] 287 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,662 [ Chuckles ] 288 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,865 You so ugly, when your mama gave birth to you, 289 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:15,635 she named you Shit Happens. Ooh! 290 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,771 [ All Laughing ] 291 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:21,508 All right, well, you so fat that you need help... 292 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,144 just to get out of bed in the morning. [ Chuckles ] 293 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,880 You worked hard on that one, didn't you? 294 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:32,018 You so ugly that your mama got morning sickness after you were born. 295 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:35,255 Boo-doo. Pow! [ All Laughing ] 296 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,526 What's wrong? What's wrong? 297 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,262 See, you can't quit now, 'cause I'm just gettin' started. 298 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:45,598 You so ugly, that pimple on top of your mouth... 299 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,601 mistook your lips for the crack of your ass. 300 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,971 - [ All Laughing ] - I believe that's the herpes. 301 00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:54,607 I don't want no damn food from you, Jack! 302 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,277 Oh, you're bitchin' up on me, Jack! 303 00:17:57,344 --> 00:18:00,347 You so damn ugly... 304 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,283 that every time your mama sees you... 305 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,352 she says to your daddy, 306 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,655 "Damn! I should've just gave you head." 307 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:12,592 [ All Laughing ] 308 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:19,399 - I'm cool, man. - [ Scoffs ] 309 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,535 Stacey and Mia, grab our shit. 310 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:28,575 I guess my cousin told you. 311 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:32,279 She ain't tell me nothin'! And she's still a fat bitch. 312 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,983 Excuse me? 313 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,885 Did you just call me a... 314 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,389 That's right, I called you a... [ Distorted ] fat bitch! 315 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,728 - [ Crowd Cheers ] - [ Exhales ] 316 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,134 [ Mia ] That's my cousin, y'all. 317 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:58,471 Damn! She knocked his ass out cold. 318 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,342 [ Slurping ] 319 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,897 [ Laughs ] Oh, my God. 320 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:31,238 Take a picture next time. It'll last longer. Mm-mm-mm. 321 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,783 [ Sighs ] You ever wonder why everybody has somebody else... 322 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,852 except us? 323 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:50,122 See, Stace, the reason you don't have nobody is the way you dress. 324 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,225 Now, you want a man? 325 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:55,495 You know, show a little cleavage or somethin'. 326 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,998 And when's the last time flashing cleavage got you a date? 327 00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:02,201 Oh, see, you didn't even have to go there. You're hateful. 328 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,538 Jaz, look around. 329 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,742 [ Stacey ] You notice what I notice? 330 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,612 We're the only black people in here. 331 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:15,448 No, we're the only fat people in here. Stace, 332 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,917 look, don't go there with me, okay? 333 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:21,220 I hate when you get like this. I'm not trying to be depressed today. 334 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:24,691 Bitch had a hard enough time just gettin' out of bed this morning. 335 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,593 I'm going on break. 336 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,061 You can take your lunch when I get back. 337 00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:32,699 All right. Keep it together, Stace. 338 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:38,605 One of us sure need to. 339 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:43,810 [ Woman ] ♪ There is always reason to sit out ♪ 340 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:47,680 ♪ To stand aside giving in to fear and doubt ♪ 341 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,718 ♪ You've got to tell me what you're searching for ♪ 342 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,820 ♪ The mountain's worth the climb ♪ 343 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:57,123 ♪ You know that there is so much more ♪ 344 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,025 ♪ Deep down inside ♪ 345 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:02,662 ♪ There's no more blending into the crowd ♪ 346 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,664 ♪ You got to find yourself ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 347 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:08,601 ♪ Show them your true colors and shine ♪♪ 348 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,970 [ Thinking ] I do waddle. 349 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,473 [ Girl ] ♪ Fatty, fatty, two-by-four ♪ 350 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,775 ♪ Can't get through the cafeteria door ♪ 351 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,610 [ Girl Laughing ] 352 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,846 ♪ Nah, nah, nah-nah, nah ♪ 353 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,914 [ Phone Ringing ] 354 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,417 [ Jazmin's Voice ] Hey, this is Jazmin Biltmore, 355 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:27,153 so at the beep, do your thing. [ Beep ] 356 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:30,089 [ Woman ] Hi. This is the Metabo Pill Corporation calling... 357 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:33,426 to inform Miss Jazmin Biltmore that you've won an all-expense paid... 358 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,396 travel vacation to a five-star resort... 359 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,230 in Palm Springs. [ Shrieks ] Oh, my God! 360 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,401 Oh, my God, you won! To claim your prize, call 555-1212. 361 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,436 [ Answering Machine Beeps ] You really won. 362 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,304 I can't believe people really do win those things. 363 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:50,743 A five-star spa luxury resort in Palm Springs. [ Squeals ] 364 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,713 Oh, I've got so much shopping to do. 365 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,715 I... I am going, right? [ Sighs ] 366 00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:58,117 The mood I'm in, I might not be going. 367 00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:02,188 Okay, that's a joke, right? If you don't want it, I'll take it. 368 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:04,056 I've got some coworkers at the gym. 369 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,393 They would love to go. Oh, no, Jaz, you going. 370 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:10,963 You not sticking me alone in Palm Springs with Mia and one of her carrot-nibbling friends. 371 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:13,466 - Oh! - Stace, I ain't trying to spend a whole week... 372 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:17,670 with a bunch of half-naked, skinny hos flaunting around in dental floss all day. 373 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,672 Forget them, Jaz. We need this. 374 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,709 If you won't go for you, at least go for me. 375 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:25,678 And for me, your best cousin. 376 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,550 I'll go for you, Stace. 377 00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:33,052 A good a reason as any. 378 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,522 Palm Springs here we come! 379 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,557 You need some help? Stacey, why don't you... 380 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:40,593 What are y'all doing? Wait the car's moving. Wait... 381 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,361 [ Grunting ] Are you okay? 382 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,464 [ Chattering ] 383 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:48,468 Did y'all pack all of them? Don't scratch my bags. 384 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,503 Palm Springs here we come! Here we come. 385 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:53,806 Whoo! Let's do this! 386 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,543 [ Jazmin ] Now, see, all you have to have is a little faith, 387 00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:58,578 'cause I knew I was gonna win. 388 00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:01,481 I knew I was gonna win this trip. She knew it. 389 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,916 You were right, Jaz. I didn't hear you, Stace. 390 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:08,655 - I... I said, you were right, Jaz. - Damn right I'm right. 391 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:12,358 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, yeah ♪ 392 00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:16,463 ♪ This is your holiday ♪ 393 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,665 ♪ A... A holiday ♪ Skinny bitches. 394 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,534 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah Say ♪ 395 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:24,370 - [ Car Honking ] - ♪ You've got a right to believe ♪ 396 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:27,607 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 397 00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:31,444 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, yeah ♪ 398 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:34,180 ♪ I just want to play ♪ 399 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,783 ♪ I... I want to play ♪ 400 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:39,886 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah ♪ 401 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:43,422 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, yeah ♪♪ 402 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:47,059 [ Engine Sputtering ] [ Jazmin ] Do you smell smoke? 403 00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:55,334 [ Stacey ] Oh, my God. 404 00:23:55,401 --> 00:23:58,838 Jesus, I done died and gone to heaven. 405 00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:01,373 Oh, if the lobby looks like this, imagine what the... 406 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,876 The room. The buffets. 407 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:08,380 What? Have you guys never been to a five-star resort before? 408 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,983 No. No. 409 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,620 Well, I'm off to the pool. 410 00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,688 You ladies coming with? Uh-huh. 411 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:19,325 Just give me a second to throw a thong up my crack. I'll be right with you. 412 00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:22,562 Oh, but, Jaz, these deep-tissue massages sound good. 413 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:24,597 Okay, well, you know, you ladies, 414 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:27,033 y'all gonna have to tell me all about it... 415 00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:30,870 because I'm off to find me a rich, handsome gent to spend my week with. 416 00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:33,673 - [ Moans ] - [ Chuckles ] 417 00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:35,775 See ya. See ya later. 418 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:39,579 All that damn skinny went right to her head. Right. 419 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,648 One Cherry Blast with a lime twist. 420 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:47,119 Mmm. Good. Thanks. 421 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,021 That be all? Yeah. 422 00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:50,957 Mmm. 423 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:55,995 On second thought, I think I'm gonna have him to go. 424 00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:01,100 Monogrammed. 425 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,736 Girl, this is so much better then that raggedy-ass... 426 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:06,205 piece of terry cloth grandma robe I brought from home. 427 00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:08,941 - I like it. - So how you think yours is bad? 428 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,578 My terry cloth is hanging by a thread. 429 00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:16,783 [ Grunting ] 430 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:20,687 [ Grunting ] Pull it. Pull it. 431 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:23,856 Wait a minute. Wait. Oh, it's gonna see my... 432 00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:25,825 Wait a minute, my... might be out. 433 00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:28,227 [ Grunts ] Let me see. 434 00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:30,162 Terry cloth. Terry cloth. 435 00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:44,343 I know you don't expect our big asses... 436 00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:46,879 to fit on these little-ass tables. 437 00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:55,387 [ Both Inhale ] Mm-mm. 438 00:25:55,454 --> 00:25:59,659 [ Man ] ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 439 00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:03,996 ♪ I love you ♪ 440 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:07,900 ♪ Diamonds are worth much more than gold ♪♪ 441 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:13,139 Hmm. Thought you'd be hitched up with some rich hunk by now. 442 00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:16,408 Oh, I'm working on it, 443 00:26:16,475 --> 00:26:19,411 but this puppy is playing a little... 444 00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:22,048 harder than usual. 445 00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:26,385 Have you ever seen a man just so damn fine in all your life? 446 00:26:26,452 --> 00:26:28,287 All I see is arms and legs kicking. 447 00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:30,923 Well, we've been playing eye tag for about an hour now. 448 00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:35,061 The drink-stand worker says he's a doctor. 449 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:38,297 Oh, my God, girl, look. He's gettin' out the pool. 450 00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:42,869 [ Woman ] ♪ At last ♪ 451 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:46,773 [ Thinking ] Tongue, be still. 452 00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:50,810 ♪ My love has come along ♪ 453 00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:59,852 ♪ My lonely days are over ♪ 454 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:07,159 ♪ And life is like a song ♪♪ 455 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:09,261 Oh, my God, he's coming over here. 456 00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:11,998 How do I look, huh? How do I look? Like you always look. 457 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:14,767 Oh, okay. Perfect. Mm-hmm. 458 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:18,437 See, I knew it. I knew he would finally break. 459 00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:22,541 He wanted this. He wanted it. Mmm. 460 00:27:22,608 --> 00:27:25,912 [ Thinking ] Damn. Why Skinny always got to get the good ones? 461 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:29,548 - Good afternoon, ladies. - Good afternoon. 462 00:27:29,615 --> 00:27:31,684 - Hi. - Are you all here on vacation? 463 00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:34,353 One of the many we take throughout the year. 464 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:39,258 So I hear you're here all the way from Africa for the big medical convention. 465 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:43,429 - Nigeria, to be exact. - Well, isn't that interesting. 466 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:46,665 You see, I've always wanted to travel to exotic places. 467 00:27:46,733 --> 00:27:51,203 So, tell me, what's it like in Nigeria? 468 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,706 - Hot. - Ooh. 469 00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:58,477 - Are you always this intensely quiet? - Miss Motormouth here? Please. 470 00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:01,580 - She's the loudest one out of all of us. - Oh, really? 471 00:28:01,647 --> 00:28:04,383 I find outspoken women very fascinating. 472 00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:08,420 Truth be told, I'm quite the little chatterbox myself. 473 00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:11,090 Chirp, chirp. Chatter, chatter. [ Giggles ] 474 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:16,428 Whoo! This heat. Oh, it's just so treacherous. 475 00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:28,908 Wow, I did not know they made bodies that beautiful here in America. 476 00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:32,211 Oh, you see this body, baby, it wasn't made overnight. 477 00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:35,915 I'm actually a world-renowned aerobics instructor. 478 00:28:37,683 --> 00:28:41,854 Actually, I was talking about your beautiful plump friend here. 479 00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:45,157 - [ Thinking ] Me? - Her? 480 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,659 Yes, her. 481 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:51,898 Close your mouth, child. Flies might get in. 482 00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:57,136 - What is your name? - [ Thinking ] Sweet Jesus, what the hell is my name? 483 00:28:57,203 --> 00:29:00,739 I am Tunde Jonathan. [ Distorted ] Pleased to meet you. 484 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:07,814 [ Distorted ] Do you have a name? 485 00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:18,290 Excuse her. Her name is Jazmin. 486 00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:20,960 It is a pleasure to meet you, Jazmin. 487 00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:23,295 [ Thinking ] Oh, no, baby, the pleasure is all mine. 488 00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:25,832 Jazmin, what is wrong with you? [ Yelps ] 489 00:29:25,898 --> 00:29:27,867 This man is talking to you. 490 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:30,169 Pardon me, ladies, for being rude, but you are? 491 00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:32,238 Pissed off. 492 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,106 Mia. Stacey. 493 00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:37,343 Well, well, well, what do we have here? 494 00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:40,612 Well, ladies, meet my friends and colleagues. 495 00:29:40,679 --> 00:29:44,616 This is Akibo. Godwin. 496 00:29:44,683 --> 00:29:48,420 This is Jazmin. Stacey. 497 00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:52,024 [ Speaking Nigerian ] 498 00:29:57,729 --> 00:30:00,132 And this is Mia. 499 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:18,084 Hey, I just thought of a brilliant idea. 500 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,786 Maybe if you ladies don't have plans tonight, 501 00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:25,291 you wouldn't mind accompanying us to the fund-raising... 502 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:28,160 party that our native friends are throwing. 503 00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:30,362 Actually, that would be a great idea. 504 00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:35,301 If Miss Jazmin would be my very special guest. 505 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:41,974 - Yes, she will. - And you. 506 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:45,277 Will you be mine? Okay. 507 00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:55,521 Godwin here is very shy in expressing himself, 508 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:59,591 but he would be delighted if you were his guest of honor. 509 00:30:59,658 --> 00:31:01,293 Oh, gao. 510 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,595 Lovely. 511 00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:08,634 Girl, a bitch tongue just got paralyzed. 512 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:12,538 He is so juicy. Girl! 513 00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:16,742 He is fine. My Akibo is quite a hunk himself. 514 00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:18,810 I just want to say... 515 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:22,915 I did not come all the way to Palm Springs to get hooked up with Fat Albert. 516 00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:26,252 From the sounds of it, homeboy wasn't digging you too much either. 517 00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:29,121 - Really not at all. - "No, gao." 518 00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:31,757 - "Gao!" - [ Laughing ] 519 00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:35,694 - [ Laughing ] - Well, wait until you find out... 520 00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:39,966 how domineering and chauvinistic those African men can be. 521 00:31:40,032 --> 00:31:44,903 They want their woman to be completely submissive to them. And you know what else? 522 00:31:44,971 --> 00:31:49,141 One of my clients, she happens to be married to this Nigerian guy, 523 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:52,644 and she told me he even wants her to get circumcised. 524 00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:56,548 - Shi... - I'm sure all Nigerian men do not believe in that. 525 00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,717 [ Knocking ] Well, here's my chance to find out. 526 00:31:58,784 --> 00:32:00,752 Stace, how do I look? 527 00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:05,992 'Cause I could have some green stuck in my teeth, and this heifer wouldn't even tell me. 528 00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:08,394 You put the "P" in "phat," girl. 529 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:10,896 And the "F" too, but we're not gonna worry about that tonight. 530 00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:12,931 All right. Go get the door. Go. 531 00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:15,667 Get the door. Get the door! Okay! 532 00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:19,705 And you look quite fabulous yourself, darling. 533 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:22,008 Oh, girl. 534 00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:26,545 Good evening. 535 00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:29,948 You look, uh... 536 00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:33,952 [ Blow Lands ] 537 00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:36,122 Very nice, he says. 538 00:32:39,825 --> 00:32:41,860 Wow. 539 00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:45,664 We are going to be the envy of every man at the party tonight. 540 00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:52,038 - Hello, Jazmin. - Just tell me you do not believe in circumcising women. 541 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:54,840 [ Chuckles ] Is that a greeting? 542 00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:57,809 Well, I just want to know before we step out this door. 543 00:32:57,876 --> 00:33:00,079 What if we talk about it in the car? 544 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:02,214 Our driver is waiting. 545 00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:06,985 ♪♪ [ Man Singing African Song ] 546 00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:16,928 Let's just say that in some remote parts of Nigeria, they do practice it. 547 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,166 But do you believe in it? 548 00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:30,542 Speak English, now. 549 00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:34,946 [ Chuckles ] Well, the simple answer to your question is no. 550 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:38,450 - [ Sighs ] - Satisfied? 551 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,786 [ Thinking ] Baby, I'm not going to be satisfied... 552 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:43,655 till you get me back up in your hotel room tonight. 553 00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:48,727 Welcome. Welcome. 554 00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:51,063 Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. 555 00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:56,735 Yeah, Dr. Tunde. Akibo. Where did you find this beautiful, thick madame from? 556 00:33:56,802 --> 00:34:00,005 Your wish is my command. 557 00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:03,109 At your service. Mmm! [ Chuckles ] 558 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:08,180 Sister, where is your meat? 559 00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:11,383 We have got to fatten you up while you are here, huh? 560 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:18,524 ♪♪ [ Chorus Singing African Song ] 561 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:26,532 ♪♪ [ Man Singing ] 562 00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:48,987 So, how do you find Nigerian food? 563 00:34:49,054 --> 00:34:52,391 - Tasty. Thank you. - [ Chuckles ] 564 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,793 If you are ever looking for some native attire, 565 00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,995 I'm your man. 566 00:34:57,062 --> 00:34:59,465 Thank you. 567 00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:03,435 Thank... Thank you. 568 00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:06,838 I am glad that you like Nigerian food. 569 00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:09,475 You find it tasty? [ Thinking ] Bump the food. 570 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:12,077 I wanna taste you, you big, fine-ass African, 571 00:35:12,144 --> 00:35:14,313 spear-throwing, lion-hunting... [ Wild Animals Calling ] 572 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:16,948 "Mandingo" warrior with a king-size... 573 00:35:17,015 --> 00:35:20,219 Thirsty? Excuse me? Huh? Excuse me? [ Clears Throat ] 574 00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:22,454 Why don't we go and get something to drink? 575 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:25,457 Okay, okay. Mm-hmm. Yes? 576 00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:31,830 ♪♪ [ African Song Plays ] 577 00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:35,734 In order to truly enjoy fufu, 578 00:35:37,102 --> 00:35:40,306 you have to swallow big chunks at a time. 579 00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:44,743 Dip it in the egusi soup... 580 00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:47,246 and swallow. 581 00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:54,019 Ah, ah. 582 00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:56,788 Mm-hmm. 583 00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:03,495 It's okay, right? 584 00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:05,531 Mm-hmm. 585 00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:11,937 I want to get to know you like no man has ever known you. 586 00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:16,275 [ Gulps ] 587 00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:39,698 Perhaps you need to eat more. 588 00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:42,000 I know exactly what I need to do. 589 00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:45,737 Thank you. And it's not eat more. 590 00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:54,513 Taxi! Taxi! Oh! Ooh, get me the hell out of here, please. 591 00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:57,416 These people are crazy! 592 00:36:57,483 --> 00:37:00,286 Ladies and gentlemen, the favorite part of the evening... 593 00:37:00,352 --> 00:37:02,421 the spray dance! 594 00:37:02,488 --> 00:37:04,956 ♪♪ [ Heavy Drumbeat ] 595 00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:18,304 What's the spray dance? 596 00:37:18,370 --> 00:37:23,108 Oh, the spray dance. It is a tradition where we dance for money. 597 00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:27,746 Uh-oh. It's about to be a strip show up in this camp! Oh! 598 00:37:40,158 --> 00:37:43,529 Yes, they are inviting you out. 599 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:46,097 Come on, Stace. I ain't going out there. 600 00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:48,867 Okay. Then watch me rack up all the dollars. 601 00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:09,054 We have a saying in my country. 602 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,357 "A pearl is not a pearl... 603 00:38:11,423 --> 00:38:13,725 until it's out of its shell." 604 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,931 And I know, under that shy shell of yours, 605 00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:24,836 there is a big, bold woman waiting to burst out... 606 00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:28,940 and enjoy life. 607 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,482 Just look at your friend there. 608 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:42,554 She's only your friend because there's a lot of her... 609 00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:44,656 buried inside of you. 610 00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:52,664 ♪♪ [ Woman Singing African Song ] 611 00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:15,521 ♪♪ [ Man Singing ] 612 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:21,460 ♪♪ [ Man And Woman Singing ] 613 00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:34,573 ♪♪ [ Fades Out ] 614 00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:40,812 That was just a taste of Nigeria. 615 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:43,882 I hope you enjoyed it. Oh, I did. 616 00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:46,752 A bitch racked up a hundred dollars doing my number. 617 00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:49,187 Ow! Y'all don't know nothing about that, do ya? 618 00:39:49,254 --> 00:39:51,356 You gotta do me. You gotta do me. 619 00:39:51,423 --> 00:39:53,559 [ Both Laugh ] 620 00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:58,263 You are a very rich woman, Jazmin. 621 00:39:58,329 --> 00:40:01,066 Well, I wouldn't call a hundred dollars exactly rich. 622 00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:04,536 But cut me loose a few weeks in Nigeria, and I might be. 623 00:40:04,603 --> 00:40:06,472 I was not speaking in terms of money. 624 00:40:06,538 --> 00:40:08,907 In Africa, 625 00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:11,109 a woman's body size is a reflection... 626 00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:13,178 of her social status. 627 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:16,715 The thicker she is, the richer she's presumed to be. 628 00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:19,518 Well, hell, I'm livin' in the wrong country. 629 00:40:19,585 --> 00:40:22,420 I wanna live where they like the fat girls. 630 00:40:22,488 --> 00:40:25,023 Whoa. But we don't call it "fat." 631 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:27,493 The term is "thick madame." 632 00:40:27,559 --> 00:40:29,528 Thick madame. 633 00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:31,663 Mm-hmm. I like it. 634 00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:35,534 Thank you. 635 00:40:37,402 --> 00:40:39,971 I might sound extremely shallow... 636 00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:43,441 saying that on a scale from one to 10, 637 00:40:43,509 --> 00:40:45,811 you are the perfect 20. 638 00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:48,313 [ Thinking ] Wait a minute. 639 00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:50,315 This is too good to be true. 640 00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:55,921 - You need a green card or somethin'? - That's funny. 641 00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:58,456 That don't answer the question. 642 00:40:58,524 --> 00:41:02,728 No. No. I do not need a green card. 643 00:41:06,932 --> 00:41:10,001 But I would like to ask you one question. 644 00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:13,204 [ Thinking ] Yes. Yes, I will marry you. 645 00:41:14,873 --> 00:41:17,943 Why do you refer to yourself as "bitch"? 646 00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:22,080 Wow. Um, 647 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:24,149 it's just an expression. 648 00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:26,184 American girls, 649 00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:30,522 we sometimes use it to refer to ourselves or our friends. 650 00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:33,925 It's... a term of affection. 651 00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:38,363 Okay. Thank you for the explanation... bitch. 652 00:41:38,429 --> 00:41:41,733 - Excuse me? - [ Laughs ] You see? 653 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,270 It was not such an affectionate term after all. 654 00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:52,043 Jazmin, I cannot tell you how to express yourself, 655 00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:57,883 but you are way too classy of a lady to use such profanity. 656 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,821 Tell you what. 657 00:42:02,888 --> 00:42:07,693 Why don't we change into something a bit more casual? 658 00:42:07,759 --> 00:42:11,262 And then we'll meet here in 10 minutes. 659 00:42:12,397 --> 00:42:14,633 Okay. Ten minutes. 660 00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:17,135 Okay. Okay. 661 00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:20,606 [ Woman ] ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 662 00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:22,674 [ Giggles ] 663 00:42:22,741 --> 00:42:24,710 ♪ I got a thing for you ♪ 664 00:42:24,776 --> 00:42:27,412 ♪ Yes, I do, yes, I do yes I do ♪ 665 00:42:27,478 --> 00:42:29,480 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 666 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:33,018 ♪ I got a thing for you Yes, I do, yes, I do ♪♪ 667 00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:37,555 [ Man ] ♪ Sexy lady ♪ 668 00:42:37,623 --> 00:42:41,159 So, I've been wanting to ask you all night. 669 00:42:43,528 --> 00:42:47,633 With a full figure such as yours... 670 00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:53,772 why do you hide it under all of this bulky clothing? 671 00:42:56,574 --> 00:43:00,378 Because, as big as I am, 672 00:43:00,445 --> 00:43:02,648 I don't need to be showing no skin. 673 00:43:02,714 --> 00:43:04,783 [ Chuckles ] 674 00:43:04,850 --> 00:43:07,753 If the decision were mine, 675 00:43:07,819 --> 00:43:10,188 you would be naked all the time. 676 00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:15,160 Um. Oh. 677 00:43:15,226 --> 00:43:17,863 [ Chuckling ] 678 00:43:20,866 --> 00:43:25,136 You okay? Oh. [ Chuckling ] 679 00:43:25,203 --> 00:43:27,839 ♪♪ [ Piano ] 680 00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:33,812 [ Woman ] ♪ Looking out on the morning rain ♪ 681 00:43:33,879 --> 00:43:38,717 ♪ I used to feel so uninspired ♪ 682 00:43:38,784 --> 00:43:41,219 This is nice. 683 00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:43,088 I knew you would like it. 684 00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:49,160 Thank you. 685 00:43:49,227 --> 00:43:51,162 Welcome. 686 00:43:52,798 --> 00:43:56,534 So tell me more about your passion for fashion. 687 00:43:56,601 --> 00:43:59,470 I could talk about that all night. 688 00:43:59,537 --> 00:44:02,173 One day, I'm gonna go to Paris. 689 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,509 Paris. Yes. 690 00:44:04,575 --> 00:44:07,412 Fashion capital of the world. 691 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:09,514 I did my residency there. 692 00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:11,649 Mmm. 693 00:44:11,717 --> 00:44:13,719 Maybe it's just a silly pipe dream, 694 00:44:13,785 --> 00:44:17,388 'cause it seems everybody and they mama got a clothing line out now. 695 00:44:17,455 --> 00:44:19,424 Whose mother? 696 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:22,560 No, it's, um... 697 00:44:22,627 --> 00:44:24,595 It's just another American expression. 698 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,664 [ Giggles ] Oh. 699 00:44:26,732 --> 00:44:29,935 ♪ You came along to claim it ♪ 700 00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:35,874 [ Speaking French ] 701 00:44:44,716 --> 00:44:47,853 What'd you say? It's French. 702 00:44:47,919 --> 00:44:51,189 I said, "Everything in its own time, my dear. 703 00:44:51,256 --> 00:44:53,859 "It will happen for you when you least expect it, 704 00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:57,595 "and on that day, you will remember Dr. Tunde... 705 00:44:57,662 --> 00:44:59,731 and smile." 706 00:44:59,798 --> 00:45:05,370 ♪ You make me feel like a natural woman ♪ 707 00:45:05,436 --> 00:45:07,405 ♪ Woman ♪ 708 00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:11,476 ♪ Oh, baby what you've done to me ♪ 709 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:14,179 ♪ What you've done to me ♪ 710 00:45:14,245 --> 00:45:18,817 ♪ You make me feel so good inside ♪ 711 00:45:18,884 --> 00:45:21,820 ♪ Good inside ♪ [ Beeping ] 712 00:45:21,887 --> 00:45:24,856 ♪ And I just want to be ♪ 713 00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:26,992 ♪ Want to be ♪♪ 714 00:46:05,163 --> 00:46:07,966 I wish you could see what I see. 715 00:46:11,469 --> 00:46:13,371 So, tell me, 716 00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:17,142 when was the last time you had fun? 717 00:46:20,211 --> 00:46:22,848 Real fun. 718 00:46:22,914 --> 00:46:26,852 Just let go of all of your inhibitions, 719 00:46:26,918 --> 00:46:31,089 and live passionately in the moment... 720 00:46:31,156 --> 00:46:33,224 with no thought for tomorrow. 721 00:46:36,194 --> 00:46:38,029 Never. 722 00:46:38,096 --> 00:46:42,133 Well, it's time to start living. 723 00:46:54,512 --> 00:46:56,414 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 724 00:46:56,481 --> 00:46:58,416 [ Laughing ] 725 00:47:00,785 --> 00:47:02,820 How you doing? 726 00:47:02,888 --> 00:47:07,592 Okay, well, I guess we are here. 727 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:11,963 Is, uh, this room 334? Mm-hmm. 728 00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:16,367 Here we are, back to your room, uh, safe and sound. 729 00:47:16,434 --> 00:47:19,770 I wouldn't want your girlfriends to think that I was a bad doctor, 730 00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:22,307 keeping you out too long. 731 00:47:22,373 --> 00:47:24,910 I'm sure they're worried sick about me right now. 732 00:47:24,976 --> 00:47:28,546 Oh, yeah, baby, get thick with it. [ Moans ] 733 00:47:28,613 --> 00:47:32,350 I think I'm gonna be sick. 734 00:47:32,417 --> 00:47:34,385 Ow, shit. 735 00:47:36,054 --> 00:47:39,490 Well, looking forward to seeing you again tomorrow. 736 00:47:39,557 --> 00:47:42,460 [ Thinking ] You could've saw me tonight, fool. 737 00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:44,329 Okay. Oops. 738 00:47:44,395 --> 00:47:47,865 Looks like your necklace is... Let me fix it. 739 00:47:47,933 --> 00:47:49,935 [ Wild Animals Calling ] [ Thinking, Moans ] 740 00:47:50,001 --> 00:47:53,438 I will be your African queen, your thick madame, 741 00:47:53,504 --> 00:47:58,743 your royal princess, mother of all your babies. 742 00:47:58,809 --> 00:48:01,646 [ Thinking ] Oh, Tunde. 743 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:03,648 Beautiful. 744 00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:05,616 Thank you. 745 00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,620 Okay, then. 746 00:48:13,191 --> 00:48:16,027 Good night, my American princess. 747 00:48:16,094 --> 00:48:19,497 - Good night. - Sleep tight. 748 00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:21,699 [ Thinking ] More like alone and disappointed. 749 00:48:21,766 --> 00:48:24,169 You too. 750 00:48:30,275 --> 00:48:32,343 I hope I'm not going too fast. 751 00:48:43,521 --> 00:48:46,124 Child, a brother was hittin' it so good, 752 00:48:46,191 --> 00:48:48,659 he had me singing the Nigerian national anthem up in there. 753 00:48:48,726 --> 00:48:50,761 Girl, you crazy. 754 00:48:50,828 --> 00:48:53,031 Oh, you think I'm bullshittin'? 755 00:48:53,098 --> 00:48:55,066 ♪ Rise, o compatriots ♪ 756 00:48:55,133 --> 00:48:57,135 ♪ Nigeria's call obey ♪ 757 00:48:57,202 --> 00:49:00,138 ♪ To serve our father's land ♪ 758 00:49:00,205 --> 00:49:03,508 ♪ With love and strength and faith ♪♪ 759 00:49:03,574 --> 00:49:06,277 I don't know what kind of African roots... 760 00:49:06,344 --> 00:49:09,347 that man put on you to yank you out... 761 00:49:09,414 --> 00:49:11,582 that stuffy-ass shell of yours, but I like it. 762 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:19,457 Dang, Stace, we had to hook up with men... 763 00:49:19,524 --> 00:49:22,960 visiting all the way from Africa just to get some love. 764 00:49:23,028 --> 00:49:25,796 Who said anything about love? 765 00:49:25,863 --> 00:49:28,033 This is a lust thing. 766 00:49:29,867 --> 00:49:32,037 I'm the queen of the world! 767 00:49:32,103 --> 00:49:34,405 [ Moaning ] 768 00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:36,474 [ Panting ] 769 00:49:36,541 --> 00:49:40,578 Why do you insist on covering up all of your assets? 770 00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:46,017 I don't ever want to see you with clothes on again. 771 00:49:46,084 --> 00:49:49,320 ♪ ...to his knees I said it's all right ♪ ♪ All right ♪ 772 00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:51,489 ♪ You got to give ♪ 773 00:49:51,556 --> 00:49:54,492 ♪ It's the way I want it Baby, that's the way it is ♪♪ 774 00:49:54,559 --> 00:49:58,129 I can live without the tail, but the head is the best part. 775 00:49:58,196 --> 00:50:01,066 Can I see it? I mean, I see. 776 00:50:01,132 --> 00:50:04,369 I see you ate yours. 777 00:50:04,435 --> 00:50:07,138 You know, back home, when a woman is in the kitchen... 778 00:50:07,205 --> 00:50:09,874 cooking fish for her husband, she makes sure that... 779 00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:12,777 the eyeball stays in because... 780 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:16,047 it is believed that fish eye gives men extra stamina. 781 00:50:16,114 --> 00:50:19,117 - Does it? - Oh, yes. 782 00:50:19,184 --> 00:50:21,252 [ Chuckling ] 783 00:50:21,319 --> 00:50:24,322 Now, speakin' of women in the kitchen, 784 00:50:24,389 --> 00:50:26,857 you don't believe that's where her place should be, do you? 785 00:50:26,924 --> 00:50:30,328 Only when they're not cleaning. Excuse me? Waiter. 786 00:50:30,395 --> 00:50:32,997 Wait. I am kidding, okay? 787 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:35,300 Don't test me, okay, Tunde? 788 00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:38,303 'Cause I keep my boxing gloves back in the room. 789 00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:41,038 Lord. 790 00:50:43,108 --> 00:50:47,878 Most men will find you very intimidating, 791 00:50:47,945 --> 00:50:50,215 but I find you very... 792 00:50:50,281 --> 00:50:52,483 [ Waitress ] So how was everything? 793 00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:56,921 Good. Thank you. Excellent. We aim to please. 794 00:50:56,987 --> 00:50:58,956 Is there anything else I can get you? 795 00:50:59,023 --> 00:51:01,025 No, that will be all. Thank you. 796 00:51:01,092 --> 00:51:03,561 Dessert menu, perhaps? 797 00:51:03,628 --> 00:51:07,165 Did you hear what he said? No, thank you. 798 00:51:07,232 --> 00:51:12,870 Okay. Okay. Well, you and your sister... 799 00:51:12,937 --> 00:51:15,306 have a good one. 800 00:51:15,373 --> 00:51:19,244 Sister? I'm about to put my foot up her bony ass. 801 00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:21,412 Whoa, whoa! Stop, stop. Come on. 802 00:51:21,479 --> 00:51:24,349 Did you hear... Relax, relax. Come on. Sit here. 803 00:51:25,950 --> 00:51:29,053 Lord, I thought you forgot your boxing gloves back in the room. 804 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,055 Did you hear how that bitch... 805 00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:33,658 woman tried to dis me? 806 00:51:33,724 --> 00:51:36,261 Jazmin, why do her silly comments bother you? 807 00:51:36,327 --> 00:51:39,164 I mean, I find it quite amusing. Well, I don't. 808 00:51:39,230 --> 00:51:43,067 And I don't know what you do over in your village, but over here, 809 00:51:43,134 --> 00:51:45,170 you just can't disrespect a sister. 810 00:51:46,637 --> 00:51:49,974 I suspect that the real reason why you're angry, 811 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:53,178 it's because you believe that she can compete with you. 812 00:51:53,244 --> 00:51:57,982 Well, she won't be able to as soon as I get down to my perfect size five. 813 00:51:58,048 --> 00:52:01,352 Now, it's not gonna take me long, 'cause I just got this... 814 00:52:01,419 --> 00:52:05,223 workout video that will blow Tae-Bo out the water. 815 00:52:05,290 --> 00:52:08,759 Jazmin, you will never be a size five. 816 00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:13,564 And I'm speaking to you as a medical professional. 817 00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:17,335 Your body structure is not made to be a five. 818 00:52:17,402 --> 00:52:19,437 You are beautiful. 819 00:52:19,504 --> 00:52:25,210 So why would you want to fit in with American society's fleeting standard of beauty? 820 00:52:25,276 --> 00:52:27,645 Because, Tunde, I live here, okay? 821 00:52:27,712 --> 00:52:29,780 And every time I open up a magazine... 822 00:52:29,847 --> 00:52:33,784 or I go to the movies or I see the music videos, all the girls are just... 823 00:52:33,851 --> 00:52:38,589 Hopelessly insecure and incurably unhappy. 824 00:52:43,961 --> 00:52:47,765 There's no place like home. There's no place like home. 825 00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:52,370 There's no place like home. There's no place like home. 826 00:52:55,873 --> 00:52:57,808 [ Groans ] 827 00:52:57,875 --> 00:52:59,910 No! 828 00:53:01,946 --> 00:53:05,149 ♪♪ [ Up-tempo Funk ] 829 00:53:05,216 --> 00:53:08,919 [ Man ] ♪ Hey! My body's strong but you make me weak ♪ 830 00:53:08,986 --> 00:53:13,391 ♪ You make me shiver in the hot seat ♪ 831 00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:17,061 ♪ You make me nervous you make me sweat ♪ 832 00:53:17,127 --> 00:53:21,098 ♪ If I can't have it all I gotta take what I can get ♪♪ 833 00:53:21,165 --> 00:53:23,468 [ Panting ] 834 00:53:23,534 --> 00:53:25,570 I have never been so exhausted. 835 00:53:28,138 --> 00:53:30,140 Shall we go for lunch now? 836 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:32,310 Oh, forget lunch. 837 00:53:32,377 --> 00:53:35,246 I got all the stuff I need right here. 838 00:53:35,313 --> 00:53:37,315 No, not again. No. 839 00:53:37,382 --> 00:53:40,651 Hold on, I'm just getting started. 840 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:42,553 [ Groaning ] 841 00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:59,437 Now, I know what gave me the courage to get my big ass in this bathing suit, 842 00:53:59,504 --> 00:54:01,439 but what about you? 843 00:54:01,506 --> 00:54:03,541 It ain't about courage. 844 00:54:03,608 --> 00:54:05,976 Akibo ripped up every outfit I brought out here. 845 00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:07,878 I ain't got no more clothes. 846 00:54:07,945 --> 00:54:11,449 Girl, you so crazy. So y'all hooking up tonight? Dinnertime. 847 00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:17,722 Well, not that we'll be eating. [ Laughs ] 848 00:54:17,788 --> 00:54:19,657 What about y'all? 849 00:54:19,724 --> 00:54:21,759 You know, Stace, I don't get it. 850 00:54:21,826 --> 00:54:24,295 I mean, the chemistry is there, the attraction is bangin'... 851 00:54:24,362 --> 00:54:27,332 and the sexual tension is off the hook. 852 00:54:27,398 --> 00:54:29,567 But, for some reason, he won't go there with me. 853 00:54:29,634 --> 00:54:32,603 Because he is gay. Hello? 854 00:54:32,670 --> 00:54:36,907 - But what do I know? - Not a damn thing, hater. 855 00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:40,945 Okay, hold up. Now check out Miss Stace here. 856 00:54:41,011 --> 00:54:45,516 Girl, you got your titties up, your legs showin'. Mmm. 857 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:48,152 Now what's gotten into you, child? 858 00:54:48,218 --> 00:54:50,655 Dr. Akibo. Dr. Akibo. 859 00:54:50,721 --> 00:54:53,023 [ Laughs ] 860 00:54:53,090 --> 00:54:55,192 Yes, he's in it. 861 00:54:55,259 --> 00:54:57,628 [ Man ] ♪ You are my African queen ♪ 862 00:54:57,695 --> 00:55:00,398 I really like you, Jazmin. 863 00:55:00,465 --> 00:55:02,833 Since the very first time I laid eyes on you, 864 00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:04,969 I could feel that special connection. 865 00:55:05,035 --> 00:55:07,472 Then, Tunde, why haven't you tried anything, huh? 866 00:55:08,473 --> 00:55:11,909 Last night it could've been on. 867 00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:16,280 I mean, on. But you sat there like a lump on a log. 868 00:55:16,347 --> 00:55:20,551 And when you dropped me off at my room, you gave me a handshake. 869 00:55:20,618 --> 00:55:22,820 It was a kiss on your hand. 870 00:55:22,887 --> 00:55:25,456 I was trying to show you respect. 871 00:55:25,523 --> 00:55:28,759 But if you gauge how much a man likes you... 872 00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:31,429 by how quick he tried to rip your clothes off, 873 00:55:31,496 --> 00:55:33,931 then I'd be happy to oblige you. 874 00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:36,801 [ Thinking ] My place or yours, baby? But, unfortunately, 875 00:55:36,867 --> 00:55:39,904 tonight I'll be tied up in a meeting with the president... 876 00:55:39,970 --> 00:55:43,140 of the International Medical Association. 877 00:55:43,207 --> 00:55:46,611 But tomorrow I'll be all yours. 878 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,546 Okay. 879 00:55:48,613 --> 00:55:51,649 Well, since I was unable to appease you... 880 00:55:51,716 --> 00:55:55,352 with instant gratification, perhaps... 881 00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:58,155 ♪ You are my African queen for real ♪ 882 00:55:58,222 --> 00:56:01,526 ♪ You are my African queen ♪ 883 00:56:01,592 --> 00:56:04,629 ♪ The girl of my dreams The girl of my dreams ♪ 884 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,564 ♪ You take me where I've never been ♪ 885 00:56:06,631 --> 00:56:09,834 ♪ Whoa, now, now, yeah ♪ ♪ You make my heart go ting-a-ling-a-ling ♪ 886 00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:11,669 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 887 00:56:11,736 --> 00:56:13,804 ♪ My African queen ♪ 888 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:18,075 ♪ I love you I love you ♪♪ 889 00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:24,615 [ Narrating ] Funny how one kiss from the right guy can give a girl... 890 00:56:24,682 --> 00:56:26,751 a whole new attitude. 891 00:56:26,817 --> 00:56:29,219 Gloomy one day and sunny the next. 892 00:56:29,286 --> 00:56:32,156 Ooh, harder. Harder. Yes. 893 00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:34,725 [ Moaning ] 894 00:56:34,792 --> 00:56:36,794 Yes, Tunde. 895 00:56:36,861 --> 00:56:39,630 [ Woman ] ♪ Running hot, running cold ♪ 896 00:56:39,697 --> 00:56:41,799 ♪ I was running ♪ 897 00:56:41,866 --> 00:56:44,334 Is that avocado? 898 00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:46,971 Mmm, tasty. 899 00:56:47,037 --> 00:56:50,941 [ Narrating ] The world is finally comin' around to seein' things my way. 900 00:56:51,008 --> 00:56:54,979 ♪ The wires uncross the tables were turned ♪ 901 00:56:55,045 --> 00:56:58,248 Well... [ Scoffs ] at least some of the world. 902 00:56:58,315 --> 00:57:01,118 ♪ I'm feeling good from my head to my shoes ♪ 903 00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:04,354 ♪ Know where I'm goin' and I know what to do ♪ 904 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:09,527 ♪ I've tidied up my point of view I got a new attitude ♪ 905 00:57:10,895 --> 00:57:12,963 Can you pass me one of them cookies? 906 00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:16,300 ♪ I'm in control and my worries are few ♪ 907 00:57:16,366 --> 00:57:20,404 Mmm. Oh, that's the best cookie. 908 00:57:20,471 --> 00:57:23,774 That is the best cook... Pop one of them cookies in your mouth. 909 00:57:23,841 --> 00:57:25,810 That's the best... That's a good cookie. 910 00:57:25,876 --> 00:57:28,713 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 911 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:31,081 [ Singing Along ] ♪ I got a new attitude ♪ 912 00:57:31,148 --> 00:57:33,183 Oh. 913 00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:35,520 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 914 00:57:35,586 --> 00:57:38,422 ♪ I got a new attitude ♪♪ 915 00:57:38,489 --> 00:57:42,092 [ Thinking ] Feeling so damn good, I got a date with myself. 916 00:57:42,159 --> 00:57:44,161 Ooh. 917 00:57:44,228 --> 00:57:47,231 ♪♪ [ Classical ] 918 00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:58,242 [ Thinking ] Oh, sweet Jesus. 919 00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:01,211 ♪♪ [ "Romeo And Juliet" ] 920 00:58:07,518 --> 00:58:09,887 Let us pray. 921 00:58:09,954 --> 00:58:14,391 Dear Lord, thank you for this blessed opportunity, 922 00:58:14,458 --> 00:58:18,829 and help me to know where to start on this wonderful buffet. 923 00:58:18,896 --> 00:58:21,599 And, Lord, most importantly, 924 00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:25,235 let my stomach be much bigger than my eyes. 925 00:58:26,671 --> 00:58:29,874 Amen. Amen. Girl, dig in. 926 00:58:29,940 --> 00:58:32,242 Ooh, yes, that's what I'm talkin' about, baby. 927 00:58:32,309 --> 00:58:34,645 Just get you some salad, 'cause you been workin' so hard. 928 00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:36,947 Just get a piece of turkey, a little piece of protein. 929 00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:39,316 Little cracker. This is my crouton. 930 00:58:39,383 --> 00:58:42,452 Baby, chicken on a stick. Pepperoni. 931 00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:44,521 Hmm, you need company. 932 00:58:44,589 --> 00:58:47,958 Oh, just a couple pieces of quiche, one little brownie, a croissant. 933 00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:51,261 And just one sparerib, okay? Oh, Jesus, they got a couple shrimps. 934 00:58:51,328 --> 00:58:54,064 Wish I had a little melted cheese to dip it in. 935 00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:56,734 I am doing so good. Yes, you are, Jaz. 936 00:59:02,339 --> 00:59:05,242 [ Dishes Shattering ] 937 00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:13,718 Hey, Jazmin, what's going on? 938 00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:16,721 Don't "what's going on" me! I thought you were supposed to go to a meeting. 939 00:59:16,787 --> 00:59:18,623 - You tryin' to play me? - No, this is... 940 00:59:18,689 --> 00:59:22,793 And who is she? You wouldn't sleep with me 'cause you were so busy sleeping with her? 941 00:59:22,860 --> 00:59:25,295 Sorry. We're not sleeping together. We're just colleagues. 942 00:59:25,362 --> 00:59:28,733 Oh, and, Tunde, did you feed her with the same lines you fed me with? 943 00:59:28,799 --> 00:59:32,036 - Jazmin, you are mistaken. - And what happened to your meeting with the president... 944 00:59:32,102 --> 00:59:34,772 of the International Association or medical board or whatever? 945 00:59:34,839 --> 00:59:36,674 Did that conveniently get canceled too? 946 00:59:36,741 --> 00:59:40,645 Jazmin, this is the president of the International Medical Association. 947 00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:56,093 Excuse me, Sarah. Jazmin. 948 00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,296 Jazmin, stop! 949 01:00:01,565 --> 01:00:05,235 What is wrong with you, woman? What just happened in there? 950 01:00:06,503 --> 01:00:08,605 Is it who you are? 951 01:00:08,673 --> 01:00:10,841 And if it is, then what? 952 01:00:10,908 --> 01:00:14,178 Then I'll be asking, why are you such a suspicious person? 953 01:00:14,244 --> 01:00:16,146 Why are you so angry? 954 01:00:16,213 --> 01:00:20,384 That woman in there... she's a friend, a colleague, like she said. 955 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:24,221 She's also the wife of a fellow doctor here at the convention. 956 01:00:24,288 --> 01:00:27,357 Well, still, if you're not sleepin' with that woman, 957 01:00:27,424 --> 01:00:30,828 it's just a matter of time before you're sleepin' with another one. 958 01:00:33,931 --> 01:00:36,466 What do you want me to do? 959 01:00:36,533 --> 01:00:38,869 I don't want you to do nothin', Tunde, 960 01:00:38,936 --> 01:00:41,105 except just leave me alone, okay? 961 01:00:41,171 --> 01:00:44,709 No, no, no. You're gonna have to answer me one question. 962 01:00:44,775 --> 01:00:46,844 Look at me. 963 01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:51,048 What was this between us? 964 01:00:51,115 --> 01:00:54,484 Was it just a blip in your life? 965 01:00:54,551 --> 01:00:59,890 I mean, this morning you said that everything was perfect. 966 01:01:01,358 --> 01:01:06,263 And now... everything turned out so ugly. 967 01:01:07,932 --> 01:01:11,001 'Cause maybe I'm ugly. Okay, I mean, do you see this? 968 01:01:11,068 --> 01:01:15,205 Look at this. Look at it. All of it. Look at it. 969 01:01:15,272 --> 01:01:18,408 It ain't goin' nowhere. Nowhere. And neither are we, okay? 970 01:01:18,475 --> 01:01:21,779 So let's just stop kiddin' each other and say good-bye now. 971 01:01:21,846 --> 01:01:24,414 Then you can go get you a skinny woman. 972 01:01:24,481 --> 01:01:26,316 Jazmin... 973 01:01:29,453 --> 01:01:31,288 [ Sighs ] 974 01:01:35,459 --> 01:01:37,728 [ Crying ] 975 01:01:37,795 --> 01:01:41,131 Hey, Stace, I'm sorry to interrupt you guys, 976 01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:44,534 but I came to tell you I gotta get the hell up outta here. 977 01:01:44,601 --> 01:01:46,470 I gotta go. What happened? 978 01:01:48,205 --> 01:01:50,975 Come on, Mia, pack your shit. We're leavin'. 979 01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:53,343 You ain't gots to tell me twice. 980 01:01:55,780 --> 01:01:58,082 Will you tell me what happened? 981 01:02:01,285 --> 01:02:03,320 Jaz! 982 01:02:03,387 --> 01:02:05,956 Move, Stace. 983 01:02:06,991 --> 01:02:09,459 What did Tunde do? 984 01:02:11,161 --> 01:02:14,198 What did he do, Jaz? Nothing. Nothing, Stace. 985 01:02:14,264 --> 01:02:19,269 [ Sobbing ] It was me, Stace. It was me. Me. 986 01:02:27,444 --> 01:02:29,780 [ Whispers ] It's okay. 987 01:02:29,847 --> 01:02:32,649 You can stay. I don't want to ruin your trip. 988 01:02:32,716 --> 01:02:35,252 No. If you're leavin', I'm leavin'. 989 01:02:35,319 --> 01:02:38,088 No, Stace. Yes. 990 01:02:40,057 --> 01:02:43,127 I knew it was too good to be true. 991 01:02:43,193 --> 01:02:45,830 I knew it was. 992 01:02:45,896 --> 01:02:48,833 [ Sobbing Continues ] 993 01:02:56,807 --> 01:02:59,209 [ Crying ] 994 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,715 That's what I always say. 995 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:09,786 When it's too good to be true, 996 01:03:09,854 --> 01:03:11,989 they must be gay. 997 01:03:17,862 --> 01:03:19,964 What? 998 01:03:37,247 --> 01:03:41,919 [ Man On TV, Crying ] Oh, hi, Madam Piggy Wiggy. 999 01:03:41,986 --> 01:03:45,189 I'm just sittin' here feelin' sorry for myself. 1000 01:03:45,255 --> 01:03:47,524 Thought I had a date with Miss Slim Goody. 1001 01:03:47,591 --> 01:03:50,527 Turns out she never intended to go out with a fatty like me. 1002 01:03:50,594 --> 01:03:53,597 It was all a big joke, and I was the butt of it. 1003 01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:56,466 [ Madam Piggy Wiggy On TV ] But you don't look like an ass to me, Mr. Fat Man. 1004 01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:59,503 Hey, why don't you join me in my pity party... 1005 01:03:59,569 --> 01:04:01,906 I mean, piggy party. 1006 01:04:01,972 --> 01:04:05,842 Your piggy parties is what got me in this blubbery mess in the first place. 1007 01:04:05,910 --> 01:04:08,512 [ Sniffs ] Mmm. 1008 01:04:08,578 --> 01:04:11,982 [ Slurping, Groans ] 1009 01:04:12,049 --> 01:04:16,586 I think I got indigestion. [ Groans ] 1010 01:04:16,653 --> 01:04:20,290 [ Phone Rings ] 1011 01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:23,293 [ Answering Machine ] Hey, this is Jaz. Hang up at the beep. 1012 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,595 [ Machine Beeps ] [ Stacey ] Jaz, you've been in that bed... 1013 01:04:25,662 --> 01:04:29,233 wallowing in your misery for three days, and it's time to snap out of it. 1014 01:04:29,299 --> 01:04:33,470 'Cause the way I see it, Akibo was just a preview of greater things to come for me. 1015 01:04:33,537 --> 01:04:35,505 And the same goes for you and Tunde... 1016 01:04:35,572 --> 01:04:37,942 [ Beeps ] [ Computer Voice ] Message erased. 1017 01:04:42,012 --> 01:04:43,981 ...had frustrating results... 1018 01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:47,751 and haven't been able to lose weight on any of the other methods... 1019 01:04:47,817 --> 01:04:49,819 come on in and sleep that weight off. 1020 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:51,922 [ Man ] Dia-Trim Weight Loss Shoe creates resistance... 1021 01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:54,824 Studies have proven that daily exercise is the fastest route to weight loss. 1022 01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:56,626 So if you want that perfect bod... 1023 01:04:56,693 --> 01:05:00,630 I've tried all types of diets, but nothing will work for me. 1024 01:05:00,697 --> 01:05:04,834 They tell me, "Oh, no, not you. You're not fat." 1025 01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:07,471 Of course I'm fat! Look at me. 1026 01:05:07,537 --> 01:05:12,442 I just never imagined that I could get this big. 1027 01:05:12,509 --> 01:05:14,411 [ Sobbing ] 1028 01:05:14,478 --> 01:05:19,183 I don't want to have to eat lettuce! 1029 01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:24,754 Those stupid bags of spring mix piss me off! 1030 01:05:24,821 --> 01:05:27,491 The only thing I am sure of... 1031 01:05:27,557 --> 01:05:31,128 is that there is no room in this world for fat people. 1032 01:05:31,195 --> 01:05:35,665 They should just round us all up and send us to some island. 1033 01:05:35,732 --> 01:05:38,602 Hell, that wouldn't even work, 1034 01:05:38,668 --> 01:05:41,871 'cause we'd probably end up eating each other. 1035 01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:44,374 [ Sobbing Continues ] 1036 01:05:57,721 --> 01:06:01,225 [ Tunde's Voice ] Jazmin, you will never be a size five. 1037 01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:08,398 [ Knocking ] 1038 01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:13,070 Jaz, honey, um, I'm steppin' out for a second. 1039 01:06:13,137 --> 01:06:15,272 Do you need me to bring you back anything... 1040 01:06:15,339 --> 01:06:17,474 like some air freshener? 1041 01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:20,577 Bitch, what you say? 1042 01:06:20,644 --> 01:06:22,679 Your room stinks like hell, 1043 01:06:22,746 --> 01:06:24,981 and it's time that you get back with the program. 1044 01:06:25,049 --> 01:06:29,053 - I mean, just look at yourself. - I am looking at me. 1045 01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:34,724 On second thought, no, I'm not. You ain't me. 1046 01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:38,062 You ain't never been me. You don't know what it's like to feel my pain. 1047 01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:41,065 You ain't never weighed more than a buck oh-five in your life, 1048 01:06:41,131 --> 01:06:43,167 and you think you feel my pain? 1049 01:06:43,233 --> 01:06:46,770 - Huh, bitch? - Jazmin, are you talking to me? 1050 01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:51,007 Who the hell do you think I'm talkin' to, you bulimic, anorexic bitch? 1051 01:06:51,075 --> 01:06:54,744 Well, geez, you don't gotta get ugly. 1052 01:06:54,811 --> 01:06:58,014 Did you just call me ugly? Bitch, did you just call me ugly? 1053 01:06:58,082 --> 01:07:01,418 - I will kick your... - [ Sobbing Continues ] 1054 01:07:01,485 --> 01:07:05,155 It's on. You hear me? It's about to be on. 1055 01:07:05,222 --> 01:07:07,391 Bitch, you have tortured me and taunted me, 1056 01:07:07,457 --> 01:07:10,994 made me do things to my body trying to be like you. 1057 01:07:11,061 --> 01:07:13,530 What you say? What you say? Take that! 1058 01:07:13,597 --> 01:07:16,233 I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! 1059 01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:20,070 [ Gasping ] [ Jazmin Mumbling ] 1060 01:07:20,137 --> 01:07:24,574 I hate you! I hate you for all the times you told me I was fat! 1061 01:07:24,641 --> 01:07:27,677 Oh, my God! My cousin has gone mad! 1062 01:07:27,744 --> 01:07:29,846 She's trying to kill me! 1063 01:07:29,913 --> 01:07:31,881 [ Bawling ] 1064 01:07:31,948 --> 01:07:34,551 Never be a size five! 1065 01:07:34,618 --> 01:07:38,155 I won't! Oh! Oh, God! 1066 01:07:38,222 --> 01:07:41,191 [ Screaming ] 1067 01:07:41,258 --> 01:07:44,961 [ Woman On TV Continues Bawling ] 1068 01:07:45,028 --> 01:07:49,466 Oh! Oh, God! Oh, God! 1069 01:07:49,533 --> 01:07:53,737 Oh, somebody shut that fat bitch up! 1070 01:07:53,803 --> 01:07:57,073 Oh, God! [ Grunting ] 1071 01:07:59,676 --> 01:08:02,078 [ Screaming ] 1072 01:08:02,146 --> 01:08:05,415 Oh, God! Oh! 1073 01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:09,286 [ Sobbing ] Oh! Oh! Oh, God! 1074 01:08:09,353 --> 01:08:11,821 God! 1075 01:08:13,257 --> 01:08:16,126 Oh, God. Oh, God. 1076 01:08:16,193 --> 01:08:19,696 Grandma. Grandma? 1077 01:08:19,763 --> 01:08:21,898 Grandma! 1078 01:08:21,965 --> 01:08:25,869 Look at me, Grandma. 1079 01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:30,207 Grandma. Grandma. Grandma. 1080 01:08:33,009 --> 01:08:37,414 You are beautiful. Inside and out. 1081 01:08:37,481 --> 01:08:39,849 You're beautiful, sugar. 1082 01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:47,324 [ Sobbing ] 1083 01:08:49,326 --> 01:08:51,461 I'm beautiful. 1084 01:08:51,528 --> 01:08:54,231 I am. I am. 1085 01:08:54,298 --> 01:08:58,568 I am. I am beautiful. 1086 01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:00,670 All of me. 1087 01:09:00,737 --> 01:09:02,872 I love me. 1088 01:09:02,939 --> 01:09:06,410 I love me. I love me. 1089 01:09:23,227 --> 01:09:26,162 [ Birds Chirping ] 1090 01:10:19,082 --> 01:10:21,551 You are a diamond, girl. 1091 01:10:21,618 --> 01:10:24,388 And don't you ever forget it. 1092 01:10:26,390 --> 01:10:28,792 [ Footsteps ] 1093 01:10:28,858 --> 01:10:31,695 Hello. 1094 01:10:31,761 --> 01:10:35,632 - Is it okay to enter? - Come on in, girl. 1095 01:10:35,699 --> 01:10:39,135 Ooh! I'm sorry, Jaz. I didn't know you was dressin'. I'll come back. 1096 01:10:39,202 --> 01:10:41,971 Oh, no, it's all right. I wasn't gettin' dressed. 1097 01:10:42,038 --> 01:10:45,309 I just felt like bein' naked. 1098 01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:47,644 Oh, okay. 1099 01:10:47,711 --> 01:10:49,713 Oh, um, okay. 1100 01:10:50,947 --> 01:10:53,116 Shoot, for a minute there yesterday, girl, 1101 01:10:53,182 --> 01:10:55,285 I thought you had lost your mind. 1102 01:10:55,352 --> 01:10:58,555 Oh, my God, Jaz. What happened to your room? 1103 01:10:58,622 --> 01:11:02,559 [ Sighs ] Just a little bit of spring cleaning. 1104 01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:05,395 It smells so good, and it looks so clean. 1105 01:11:05,462 --> 01:11:07,931 You sure you're all right? 1106 01:11:07,997 --> 01:11:11,034 I am "fat-tabulous." 1107 01:11:13,069 --> 01:11:15,171 Yes, you are. Yeah. 1108 01:11:15,238 --> 01:11:17,907 Mmm. I love you. 1109 01:11:17,974 --> 01:11:19,976 I love you too. 1110 01:11:20,043 --> 01:11:21,845 And I'm sorry about your head. 1111 01:11:21,911 --> 01:11:24,180 You want me to show you how it feels? No. 1112 01:11:24,247 --> 01:11:27,250 [ Both Laughing ] 1113 01:11:27,317 --> 01:11:31,421 [ Woman ] ♪ Walk in with my girls It's on for sure ♪ 1114 01:11:31,488 --> 01:11:35,959 ♪ Gonna see what trouble we'll find tonight ♪ 1115 01:11:36,025 --> 01:11:38,862 ♪ What trouble we'll find tonight ♪ 1116 01:11:38,928 --> 01:11:41,164 ♪ 'Cause the guys are lookin' good ♪ 1117 01:11:41,230 --> 01:11:43,433 ♪ Yes, they are ♪ 1118 01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:45,435 ♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] 1119 01:11:45,502 --> 01:11:47,871 Ooh, Stace, that's my cut! 1120 01:11:47,937 --> 01:11:49,906 Come on. Come on. 1121 01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:52,742 All night. Yeah. 1122 01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:55,111 [ Man Singing ] ♪ We don't rock like that ♪ 1123 01:11:55,178 --> 01:11:57,547 ♪ Your mama a skinny girl ♪ 1124 01:11:57,614 --> 01:12:00,384 ♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] 1125 01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:04,053 - What's goin' on? - [ Crowd Cheering ] 1126 01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:07,323 [ Scoffs ] Oh, it's nothin'. 1127 01:12:07,391 --> 01:12:09,826 Just two fat bitches. 1128 01:12:09,893 --> 01:12:13,062 - [ Record Scratches, Stops ] - Ooh. 1129 01:12:15,432 --> 01:12:18,334 [ Laughs ] 1130 01:12:20,637 --> 01:12:22,406 Jaz? 1131 01:12:22,472 --> 01:12:24,574 Oh, I got this. 1132 01:12:26,075 --> 01:12:28,144 What did you say? 1133 01:12:28,211 --> 01:12:31,681 I said it's just two fat bitches. 1134 01:12:31,748 --> 01:12:34,283 Yeah, did she stutter? [ Laughing ] 1135 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:39,355 You know, the only thing stopping me from putting my size 10 foot... 1136 01:12:39,423 --> 01:12:43,393 up y'all bony asses is the fact that I know, as pretty as you girls are, 1137 01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:47,664 if you got to clown somebody else just to feel good about yourselves, 1138 01:12:47,731 --> 01:12:50,767 then you must feel pretty damn ugly inside. 1139 01:12:50,834 --> 01:12:54,938 And if that's the case, do me a favor... stop hatin'. 1140 01:12:55,004 --> 01:13:00,209 'Cause I'm plump like a roast and thicker than most. 1141 01:13:00,276 --> 01:13:02,912 [ Laughter, Cheering ] 1142 01:13:02,979 --> 01:13:05,314 Hah! 1143 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:07,651 ♪♪ [ Hip-hop Resumes ] 1144 01:13:07,717 --> 01:13:11,621 Ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh! 1145 01:13:11,688 --> 01:13:13,757 ♪ Come stand for the big girl ♪ 1146 01:13:13,823 --> 01:13:15,792 ♪ Give it on up for the big girl ♪ 1147 01:13:15,859 --> 01:13:17,761 ♪ Everybody do the big girl strut ♪ 1148 01:13:17,827 --> 01:13:19,729 ♪ Bend over and shake your butt ♪ 1149 01:13:19,796 --> 01:13:21,731 ♪ I'm into big girls You ought to try it ♪ 1150 01:13:21,798 --> 01:13:23,467 ♪ Take my advice There's nothin' like it ♪ 1151 01:13:23,533 --> 01:13:25,635 ♪ Lookin' so good make you want to bite it ♪ 1152 01:13:25,702 --> 01:13:27,671 ♪ And my thing stay rock 'cause I'm so excited ♪ 1153 01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:29,739 ♪ Oh, baby girl, you so soft ♪ 1154 01:13:29,806 --> 01:13:31,741 ♪ I want to take you home and bring you off ♪ 1155 01:13:31,808 --> 01:13:33,743 ♪ I like the way you wear them drawers ♪ 1156 01:13:33,810 --> 01:13:36,145 ♪ I like it much better when you take 'em off ♪ 1157 01:13:36,212 --> 01:13:38,948 [ Cheering ] 1158 01:13:42,986 --> 01:13:46,355 Girl, they are jammin'. [ Groans ] 1159 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:49,025 [ Man ] Hey, ladies, what you drinkin'? 1160 01:13:49,092 --> 01:13:51,294 Give us something sexy. 1161 01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:54,230 Two somethin' sexy's comin' up! 1162 01:13:54,297 --> 01:13:57,066 Ooh, Miss Stace! Sexy. 1163 01:13:57,133 --> 01:13:59,235 Feelin' sexy. 1164 01:13:59,302 --> 01:14:01,738 You want to dance? 1165 01:14:01,805 --> 01:14:06,242 [ Chuckles ] He obviously doesn't remember us, Stace. 1166 01:14:06,309 --> 01:14:08,211 See, the last time we were here, 1167 01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:10,113 I recall you laughing at us... 1168 01:14:10,179 --> 01:14:13,182 when we asked you to be a gentleman and drive us home. 1169 01:14:13,249 --> 01:14:15,251 Right. I did? 1170 01:14:15,318 --> 01:14:17,687 Mm-hmm. Damn, what was I thinking? 1171 01:14:17,754 --> 01:14:21,725 The same thing I'm thinkin' right now. [ Laughing ] 1172 01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:24,894 See ya! Peace. Peace. 1173 01:14:26,229 --> 01:14:28,064 Yes, baby. All right. 1174 01:14:28,131 --> 01:14:31,768 You know what? I got this round. Uh-uh. I got it. 1175 01:14:31,835 --> 01:14:34,704 Actually, ladies, those two gentlemen over there got it. 1176 01:14:34,771 --> 01:14:37,774 ♪♪ [ Hip-hop Continues ] 1177 01:14:37,841 --> 01:14:39,342 Oh. 1178 01:14:39,408 --> 01:14:43,379 Oh, child, we got some mens buyin' us drinks and things. 1179 01:14:43,446 --> 01:14:48,151 Okay, okay. I want the chocolate coffee. 1180 01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:49,819 No cream, no sugar. 1181 01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:55,258 Hey. 1182 01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:57,360 I would love to dance. 1183 01:14:57,426 --> 01:14:59,863 All right, let's do it. 1184 01:14:59,929 --> 01:15:02,932 ♪ Order up the Hennessey Rolling ♪ 1185 01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:04,934 ♪ Gonna have to ask if we're smoking ♪ 1186 01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:06,970 ♪ Wonder how it's great to be ♪ 1187 01:15:07,036 --> 01:15:09,005 ♪ White lights, blue ice It's nice crew again ♪ 1188 01:15:09,072 --> 01:15:11,541 ♪ Five mics, five niggas Screamin' at your crew again ♪ 1189 01:15:11,608 --> 01:15:13,442 ♪♪ [ Fades, Stops ] 1190 01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:17,747 Cha-cha. Ooh, I love this dress. It's pink. It's fresh. 1191 01:15:17,814 --> 01:15:20,850 Hey, y'all, welcome back! How was the vacation? 1192 01:15:20,917 --> 01:15:24,220 - Life-changing. - Ooh, ooh, I see. 1193 01:15:24,287 --> 01:15:27,490 Girl, you got two eyes instead of four. Look at those knockers. 1194 01:15:27,557 --> 01:15:30,660 Mama said knock me out! [ Laughs ] 1195 01:15:30,727 --> 01:15:32,962 Now, bitch, give me all the juicy details. 1196 01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:36,600 A good girl never kisses and tells. Ooh! 1197 01:15:36,666 --> 01:15:38,602 So where do you want me to start? Okay. 1198 01:15:38,668 --> 01:15:42,438 Excuse me. Can we get some damn help around here? 1199 01:15:42,505 --> 01:15:46,442 Is anybody working here? 1200 01:15:46,509 --> 01:15:47,811 Anybody? [ Sighs ] 1201 01:15:47,877 --> 01:15:49,746 - Ramón. - Customer. 1202 01:15:49,813 --> 01:15:51,815 How can I help you? 1203 01:15:53,116 --> 01:15:57,486 Jaz, go help them. I need to do inventory. 1204 01:15:57,553 --> 01:16:01,825 Yeah, can you tell me why everything in this department matches my living room set? 1205 01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:04,193 That's what I wanna know. Mm-hmm. 1206 01:16:04,260 --> 01:16:06,730 Well, ladies, unfortunately I can't, because... 1207 01:16:06,796 --> 01:16:09,065 [ Quiet Chattering ] 1208 01:16:09,132 --> 01:16:12,969 Because the only person that can answer that question... 1209 01:16:13,036 --> 01:16:15,538 is that man right over there. 1210 01:16:15,605 --> 01:16:17,540 [ Woman ] Why don't we go ask him? 1211 01:16:17,607 --> 01:16:21,645 Can you give me a sec? Ramón! 1212 01:16:21,711 --> 01:16:24,147 I saw it comin'. 1213 01:16:24,213 --> 01:16:26,282 Ladies, follow me. 1214 01:16:26,349 --> 01:16:28,184 All right. 1215 01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:31,988 Excuse me. Yeah, I do. 1216 01:16:32,055 --> 01:16:34,090 That's a bangin' dress she's got on. 1217 01:16:34,157 --> 01:16:37,560 Oh, I'd wear the hell out of that, girl. Yes, Jazmin, what is it? 1218 01:16:37,627 --> 01:16:39,963 Dick, these ladies have a question for you, 1219 01:16:40,029 --> 01:16:42,298 and I have a question for him. 1220 01:16:42,365 --> 01:16:44,668 But you can't... Watch me. 1221 01:16:44,734 --> 01:16:47,771 Okay, 4:00 is good. [ Clears Throat ] 1222 01:16:47,837 --> 01:16:51,407 Hi. I'm sorry to disturb you. My name is Jazmin Biltmore. 1223 01:16:51,474 --> 01:16:54,510 I understand you're the head buyer at Bloomfeld's. I am. 1224 01:16:54,577 --> 01:16:57,013 Excuse me. Are you gonna help us or not? 1225 01:16:57,080 --> 01:17:01,284 Oh, I'm sorry, ladies. How can I be of assistance? 1226 01:17:01,350 --> 01:17:04,688 We'd like to know which rack she got her dress from. 1227 01:17:04,754 --> 01:17:09,525 Well, I'm not exactly sure. Why don't we go ask her? 1228 01:17:09,592 --> 01:17:13,029 See, I'm an aspiring fashion designer, and I was wondering... 1229 01:17:13,096 --> 01:17:17,466 Jazmin, need I remind you that you're on the clock and should be assisting customers? 1230 01:17:17,533 --> 01:17:20,536 Now, these ladies would like you to go and show them... 1231 01:17:20,603 --> 01:17:22,706 which rack you got your outfit from. 1232 01:17:22,772 --> 01:17:24,774 Oh, that is not one of ours. No. 1233 01:17:24,841 --> 01:17:27,276 Actually, I designed it and made it myself. 1234 01:17:27,343 --> 01:17:29,846 You made that? You made that? That is fly! 1235 01:17:29,913 --> 01:17:34,317 It's got a lot of flavor. It is sexy yet professional. 1236 01:17:34,383 --> 01:17:36,986 Classy yet... sassy. 1237 01:17:37,053 --> 01:17:39,522 And this was last season's design. 1238 01:17:39,588 --> 01:17:42,191 There's a lot more where this came from. 1239 01:17:43,626 --> 01:17:46,395 [ Woman ] Dang, girl, you gotta hook your big sisters up. 1240 01:17:46,462 --> 01:17:48,998 - [ Woman #2 ] Just say how much. - Has anybody seen these? 1241 01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:51,868 Well, I asked Dick the last time you were here... 1242 01:17:51,935 --> 01:17:54,303 if I could show them to you, but he said you would never... 1243 01:17:54,370 --> 01:17:56,806 be interested in my amateur sketches. 1244 01:17:56,873 --> 01:17:58,742 - This Dick? - This Dick. 1245 01:17:58,808 --> 01:18:00,844 - So you saw these sketches? - Well... 1246 01:18:00,910 --> 01:18:03,913 - And you held them back from me? - Not exactly. 1247 01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:06,049 Richard, you and I have got to talk. 1248 01:18:06,115 --> 01:18:09,118 I agree. She's got potential. 1249 01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:12,688 Potential? Potential is someone who's on their way. 1250 01:18:12,756 --> 01:18:15,224 She's arrived. 1251 01:18:15,291 --> 01:18:19,628 - Mr. Myer... - Please, call me Robert. 1252 01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:22,298 Let's go have a little chat. 1253 01:18:26,602 --> 01:18:29,572 Ladies, what can I do for you? 1254 01:18:29,638 --> 01:18:31,775 Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. 1255 01:18:33,676 --> 01:18:37,480 Robert, I need you to say to me in plain English exactly what you're saying... 1256 01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:40,750 before I jump up and down and make a total fool of myself. 1257 01:18:40,817 --> 01:18:43,652 Have a seat. 1258 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:46,055 In plain English, what I'm saying is... 1259 01:18:46,122 --> 01:18:51,460 your fashion sense is simply... amazing. 1260 01:18:51,527 --> 01:18:55,932 If you allow me to test-market your designs and they do well, 1261 01:18:55,999 --> 01:18:58,401 I will see to it by this time next year... 1262 01:18:58,467 --> 01:19:01,971 your line is in every major department store in the nation. 1263 01:19:07,176 --> 01:19:09,012 Miss Biltmore. 1264 01:19:11,447 --> 01:19:13,382 Miss Biltmore? 1265 01:19:13,449 --> 01:19:17,620 You can jump up and down and make a total fool of yourself now. 1266 01:19:17,686 --> 01:19:20,756 [ All Cheering ] 1267 01:19:21,925 --> 01:19:26,195 Oh! Oh, Stacey! 1268 01:19:26,262 --> 01:19:29,232 Baby, y'all should have seen Dick's face. 1269 01:19:29,298 --> 01:19:31,968 - [ Laughing ] - Yes, he was dick-faced. 1270 01:19:32,035 --> 01:19:35,171 - Dickface was dick-faced. - [ All Laughing ] 1271 01:19:35,238 --> 01:19:38,774 What is the name of your line gonna be? 1272 01:19:42,411 --> 01:19:45,348 Thick Madame. 1273 01:19:45,414 --> 01:19:48,051 To the thick madames! To the thick madames! 1274 01:19:48,117 --> 01:19:50,253 [ Chanting ] To the thick madames! To the thick madames! 1275 01:19:50,319 --> 01:19:53,522 To the thick madames! Go, Stace! Go, Stace! 1276 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:58,561 [ Woman ] ♪ Now that I've found my life I'm doing better ♪ 1277 01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:01,630 ♪ Feels so good to be myself I'm doing better ♪ 1278 01:20:01,697 --> 01:20:03,933 ♪ I'm so sexy, I'm stronger ♪ 1279 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,469 ♪ You didn't hurt me I'm stronger ♪ 1280 01:20:06,535 --> 01:20:09,272 ♪ Just when you thought I won't I'm doing better ♪ 1281 01:20:09,338 --> 01:20:11,875 ♪ Thought that I would give up hope, I'm doing better ♪ 1282 01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:14,177 ♪ I'm so sexy, I'm stronger ♪ 1283 01:20:14,243 --> 01:20:16,880 ♪ Didn't hurt me I'm stronger ♪ 1284 01:20:16,946 --> 01:20:19,215 This is fabulous! 1285 01:20:19,282 --> 01:20:23,452 ♪ Now I got to tell somebody about my struggle ♪ 1286 01:20:23,519 --> 01:20:26,222 ♪ And how a sister had to hustle ♪ 1287 01:20:26,289 --> 01:20:29,592 ♪ See, you thought I wasn't no hottie ♪ 1288 01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:32,295 ♪ Now I'm the hottest chick at this party ♪ 1289 01:20:32,361 --> 01:20:34,330 ♪ My hips got you ♪ ♪ Got you ♪ 1290 01:20:34,397 --> 01:20:36,632 ♪ My sexy lips and my eyes too ♪ 1291 01:20:36,699 --> 01:20:40,169 ♪ You see, just when you thought I won't, I'm doing better ♪ 1292 01:20:40,236 --> 01:20:42,838 ♪ Thought that I would give up hope, I'm doing better ♪ 1293 01:20:42,906 --> 01:20:45,141 ♪ So sexy and stronger ♪♪ 1294 01:20:45,208 --> 01:20:47,443 [ Cell Phone Rings ] [ Jazmin ] Hello? 1295 01:20:47,510 --> 01:20:50,013 [ Robert ] Miss Biltmore, Robert Myer. 1296 01:20:50,079 --> 01:20:51,948 [ Jazmin ] Yes? 1297 01:20:52,015 --> 01:20:55,351 [ Robert ] It's this time next year. I'm launching you nationally. 1298 01:20:55,418 --> 01:20:59,989 Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my... Thank you. 1299 01:21:00,056 --> 01:21:03,459 Thank you so much! Oh! [ Laughs ] 1300 01:21:10,599 --> 01:21:12,936 [ Woman ] ♪ Big girls it's time to work it ♪ 1301 01:21:13,002 --> 01:21:16,472 [ Crowd Cheering ] 1302 01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:20,776 Thank you, and no, I am not a thick madame. 1303 01:21:20,843 --> 01:21:23,679 Thick, no. Madame, ooh, maybe. 1304 01:21:23,746 --> 01:21:25,514 [ Laughter ] 1305 01:21:25,581 --> 01:21:28,952 And now for the moment you've all been waitin' for. 1306 01:21:29,018 --> 01:21:33,556 Help me welcome all the fabulous thick madames! 1307 01:21:33,622 --> 01:21:37,326 [ Applause, Cheering ] 1308 01:21:39,828 --> 01:21:44,133 [ Ramón ] They came, they saw, they even sashayed. 1309 01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,235 That's right! Go, Thick Madame! 1310 01:21:46,302 --> 01:21:50,006 [ Ramón ] Aren't they beautiful? Aren't they opulent? 1311 01:21:50,073 --> 01:21:52,741 Aren't they lovely? 1312 01:21:52,808 --> 01:21:55,311 ♪♪ [ Woman Singing, Indistinct ] 1313 01:21:55,378 --> 01:21:57,846 [ Ramón ] Absorb them. Love them. Take them in. 1314 01:21:57,913 --> 01:22:00,049 Who are they? They are the uptown models. 1315 01:22:00,116 --> 01:22:03,319 They are the girls that fly! 1316 01:22:03,386 --> 01:22:06,322 [ Together ] Love you, Thick Madame! 1317 01:22:06,389 --> 01:22:08,324 [ Ramón ] They are here to work it. 1318 01:22:08,391 --> 01:22:12,395 This is the fashion line for the uptown hot mama. 1319 01:22:12,461 --> 01:22:16,399 ♪ You put out this fire inside me ♪ 1320 01:22:16,465 --> 01:22:18,734 ♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] 1321 01:22:18,801 --> 01:22:23,039 Ladies and gentlemen, this ain't no "Lame" Bryant. 1322 01:22:24,173 --> 01:22:27,276 Fashion that will blow you away. 1323 01:22:27,343 --> 01:22:32,648 ♪ Maybe I'll let you have a part of me ♪ 1324 01:22:32,715 --> 01:22:35,418 ♪ Patience has walked out the door ♪ 1325 01:22:35,484 --> 01:22:38,421 - ♪ You and I ♪ - Go, Stacey, yes! 1326 01:22:38,487 --> 01:22:42,391 ♪ Wait and concentrate on what we came here for ♪ 1327 01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:44,994 [ Ramón ] Thank you. Thank you, ladies! 1328 01:22:45,061 --> 01:22:47,296 ♪♪ [ Fades, Stops ] 1329 01:22:47,363 --> 01:22:52,168 Help me welcome the legendary, the one, the only, 1330 01:22:52,235 --> 01:22:56,905 the queen and my girl, Miss Jazmin Biltmore. 1331 01:22:56,972 --> 01:23:00,776 [ Gong Chimes ] [ Cheering ] 1332 01:23:00,843 --> 01:23:03,712 [ Woman ] ♪ Ooh ♪ 1333 01:23:03,779 --> 01:23:07,116 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1334 01:23:07,183 --> 01:23:12,421 ♪ There was a time when I wasn't ready ♪ 1335 01:23:12,488 --> 01:23:17,060 ♪ But that time is through ♪ 1336 01:23:19,028 --> 01:23:22,198 Thank you. Thank you all so much. 1337 01:23:22,265 --> 01:23:27,470 Ooh, I just want to say that this night is not just a celebration for me, 1338 01:23:27,536 --> 01:23:30,239 but for all the full-figured women of the world... 1339 01:23:30,306 --> 01:23:34,009 black, white, Asian, Latina. 1340 01:23:34,077 --> 01:23:36,745 It's a new day. From this day forward, 1341 01:23:36,812 --> 01:23:39,115 plus-sized women of America will have a fashion line... 1342 01:23:39,182 --> 01:23:41,217 that we, too, can be proud of. 1343 01:23:41,284 --> 01:23:43,986 And to all the people who think we got a weight problem, 1344 01:23:44,053 --> 01:23:46,289 no, baby, we ain't got a weight problem. 1345 01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:48,391 You just got a problem with our weight. 1346 01:23:53,329 --> 01:23:56,899 We've been called fat, chunky, chubby, porky, piggy, 1347 01:23:56,965 --> 01:23:59,368 every name you can think of. 1348 01:23:59,435 --> 01:24:02,471 They even took the name "phat." But we're gonna take it back. 1349 01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:06,609 Because "P-H-A-T" means "pretty, hot and thick." 1350 01:24:06,675 --> 01:24:10,846 Big women in the house, we are the bellies of the ball. 1351 01:24:10,913 --> 01:24:13,015 So stand the hell up and take a bow. 1352 01:24:13,082 --> 01:24:15,351 - Yes! - [ Cheering ] 1353 01:24:15,418 --> 01:24:18,187 Let's make Thick Madame wonderful. 1354 01:24:18,254 --> 01:24:20,589 Let's make history. I love you all. 1355 01:24:20,656 --> 01:24:24,760 Thank you so much for making my dream come true. 1356 01:24:24,827 --> 01:24:27,830 [ Woman ] ♪ You've made it Yes, you have arrived ♪ 1357 01:24:27,896 --> 01:24:30,499 ♪ Now it's time for the world to recognize ♪ 1358 01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:33,469 ♪ You've made it You got the victory ♪ 1359 01:24:33,536 --> 01:24:36,605 [ Chanting ] Thick Madame! Thick Madame! Thick Madame! Thick Madame! 1360 01:24:36,672 --> 01:24:39,775 ♪♪ [ Fades, Ends ] 1361 01:24:52,755 --> 01:24:55,691 [ Tunde's Voice ] It will happen for you when you least expect it, 1362 01:24:55,758 --> 01:25:00,629 and on that day, you will remember Dr. Tunde and smile. 1363 01:25:05,901 --> 01:25:07,803 Yeah. 1364 01:25:09,672 --> 01:25:11,707 [ Sighs ] 1365 01:25:11,774 --> 01:25:13,809 Thick Madame. 1366 01:25:33,662 --> 01:25:36,131 [ All Laughing ] 1367 01:25:36,199 --> 01:25:38,601 Y'all can't sneak up on a fashion designer. 1368 01:25:38,667 --> 01:25:40,636 What? 1369 01:25:40,703 --> 01:25:43,739 Sorry, but I know you didn't think we could go party without you. 1370 01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:48,010 Child, come on. If you don't want to go to a club, we can go eat or something. 1371 01:25:48,076 --> 01:25:51,580 No, I don't have too much of an appetite. Y'all go on. 1372 01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:54,950 Now, that's a... first. [ Laughs ] 1373 01:25:55,017 --> 01:25:57,386 Jaz, we gotta go somewhere. 1374 01:26:03,559 --> 01:26:06,595 How far are y'all willing to travel? 1375 01:26:06,662 --> 01:26:08,964 [ Woman ] ♪ I gotta get next to you ♪ 1376 01:26:09,031 --> 01:26:11,900 ♪ Ain't no distance too far ♪ 1377 01:26:11,967 --> 01:26:15,404 ♪ I gotta get next to you ♪ 1378 01:26:16,572 --> 01:26:18,541 ♪ Ain't no distance too far ♪ 1379 01:26:18,607 --> 01:26:21,344 ♪ I'd travel Venus to Mars ♪ 1380 01:26:21,410 --> 01:26:25,548 ♪ I just gotta be where you are ♪ 1381 01:26:25,614 --> 01:26:28,417 ♪ I gotta get next to you ♪ 1382 01:26:28,484 --> 01:26:31,387 ♪ To prove my love is true ♪ 1383 01:26:31,454 --> 01:26:33,489 ♪ I got my girls and we're gone ♪ 1384 01:26:33,556 --> 01:26:35,991 ♪ The next thing smoking we're gone ♪ 1385 01:26:36,058 --> 01:26:38,527 ♪ I gotta get next to you ♪♪ 1386 01:26:43,432 --> 01:26:45,934 I guess I use this big thing to knock? 1387 01:26:46,001 --> 01:26:47,903 Yeah. Okay. 1388 01:26:47,970 --> 01:26:49,838 Okay. 1389 01:26:52,275 --> 01:26:54,343 Okay. 1390 01:26:54,410 --> 01:26:56,412 [ Blows ] My breath okay? Mm-mm. 1391 01:26:56,479 --> 01:26:58,714 Well, you ain't gotta make that face. Damn. 1392 01:26:58,781 --> 01:27:01,817 Okay. Okay, here. 1393 01:27:01,884 --> 01:27:05,020 Okay. You think he gonna like my hair? Fierce, baby. 1394 01:27:05,087 --> 01:27:07,990 [ Baby Crying ] 1395 01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:11,360 - Um... - Yes? 1396 01:27:11,427 --> 01:27:15,431 Hi. Are... Are you Dr. Tunde's wife? 1397 01:27:15,498 --> 01:27:20,102 Yes. Yes. Dr. Tunde. 1398 01:27:20,168 --> 01:27:23,005 Dr. Tunde baby. 1399 01:27:23,071 --> 01:27:27,510 Okay, I don't mean to disrespect you or your household, ma'am, 1400 01:27:27,576 --> 01:27:29,645 but, um, I'm an old friend of Tunde's, 1401 01:27:29,712 --> 01:27:32,615 and I traveled here all the way from America, 1402 01:27:32,681 --> 01:27:36,251 and, um, I just wanted to know if I could say hi. 1403 01:27:36,319 --> 01:27:38,687 Would that be okay? 1404 01:27:41,490 --> 01:27:44,360 [ Baby Crying ] 1405 01:27:48,697 --> 01:27:53,769 Damn. Hmm. Well, I guess I won't be needing this. 1406 01:27:55,304 --> 01:27:57,340 [ Sighs ] 1407 01:27:57,406 --> 01:28:01,310 Y'all go wait in the cab. I, uh, want to get rejected in private. 1408 01:28:01,377 --> 01:28:04,480 You sure? All right. Yeah. All right. 1409 01:28:19,995 --> 01:28:22,465 Jazmin? Tunde. 1410 01:28:27,603 --> 01:28:30,506 - Am I dreaming? - No, you're not dreaming. 1411 01:28:30,573 --> 01:28:33,108 Um, I'm really here. 1412 01:28:33,175 --> 01:28:36,512 And I'm sorry to show up at your home unannounced, 1413 01:28:36,579 --> 01:28:39,748 but I didn't think you would take my call, so I just... 1414 01:28:39,815 --> 01:28:41,984 I took a chance, and I thought I'd come by to... 1415 01:28:42,050 --> 01:28:45,521 to see if you can look at this broken fingernail. 1416 01:28:47,089 --> 01:28:52,595 So you flew 8,000 miles to ask me to look at a broken fingernail? 1417 01:28:52,661 --> 01:28:56,031 Yeah, because, I mean, it could get infected. 1418 01:28:56,098 --> 01:28:59,768 And a girlfriend of mine, she had to get her whole hand amputated. 1419 01:28:59,835 --> 01:29:03,939 Well, maybe that's not the only reason I came. 1420 01:29:04,006 --> 01:29:09,211 Truth is, Tunde, um, I flew all this way to... to say I'm sorry. 1421 01:29:09,277 --> 01:29:12,047 And I know it's too late to win you back, 1422 01:29:12,114 --> 01:29:15,618 but I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. 1423 01:29:15,684 --> 01:29:18,286 And I just want you to know if, uh... 1424 01:29:18,353 --> 01:29:23,191 if you ever regret meeting me, I don't regret meeting you, 1425 01:29:23,258 --> 01:29:26,028 because it changed my life. 1426 01:29:26,094 --> 01:29:31,767 And, Tunde, you helped me see things that no other man was able to. 1427 01:29:31,834 --> 01:29:35,838 You were offering me so much, but I didn't love myself, 1428 01:29:35,904 --> 01:29:39,274 and I couldn't understand why in the hell you wanted me, 1429 01:29:39,341 --> 01:29:41,977 so I couldn't love you. 1430 01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:45,981 But thanks to you, Tunde, I'm... I'm a different person. 1431 01:29:46,048 --> 01:29:48,684 And I hope one day I will... 1432 01:29:48,751 --> 01:29:52,688 I will find another man as wonderful as you. 1433 01:29:52,755 --> 01:29:55,123 That's all I came to say. 1434 01:29:55,190 --> 01:29:58,393 [ Sighs ] 1435 01:29:58,461 --> 01:30:02,798 Jazmin, thank you. 1436 01:30:02,865 --> 01:30:06,301 And tell your wife I am so sorry for barging in on y'all like that. 1437 01:30:06,368 --> 01:30:09,672 I mean, I may be a lot of things, but I'm no home wrecker. 1438 01:30:09,738 --> 01:30:11,640 My wife? 1439 01:30:11,707 --> 01:30:14,510 The last time I checked, I was still a single man. 1440 01:30:14,577 --> 01:30:17,980 The woman that answered the door ain't your wife? 1441 01:30:18,046 --> 01:30:21,316 Heavens no. She's one of the housekeepers. 1442 01:30:21,383 --> 01:30:24,086 - And her baby? - I delivered the baby... 1443 01:30:24,152 --> 01:30:26,388 but had nothing to do with the conception. 1444 01:30:26,455 --> 01:30:30,258 - But she said... - Well, I doubt she said much of anything. 1445 01:30:30,325 --> 01:30:32,861 She doesn't even speak English. 1446 01:30:32,928 --> 01:30:35,631 Hey, y'all, it was a false alarm! 1447 01:30:35,698 --> 01:30:38,534 He ain't married! She was the maid! Okay. 1448 01:30:38,601 --> 01:30:43,772 So... So, why ain't no woman snatched you up yet? 1449 01:30:52,681 --> 01:30:55,618 I was waiting on you, Jazmin. 1450 01:30:55,684 --> 01:30:58,621 I never stopped thinking about you. 1451 01:30:58,687 --> 01:31:02,491 I prayed that one day we would meet again... 1452 01:31:02,558 --> 01:31:07,095 and you will accept how beautiful you are and let me love you. 1453 01:31:09,164 --> 01:31:12,968 Well, looks like my prayers have been answered. 1454 01:31:15,504 --> 01:31:18,974 Jazmin, if you will have me... 1455 01:31:19,041 --> 01:31:20,909 Have you? 1456 01:31:22,277 --> 01:31:24,112 Tunde, will you have me? 1457 01:31:28,817 --> 01:31:32,688 [ Together ] Oh, whoa, whoa. whoa! Consummate! Consummate! 1458 01:31:32,755 --> 01:31:35,524 Y'all get our stuff. We stayin' a while. 1459 01:31:35,591 --> 01:31:38,026 [ Both ] Whoo-hoo! 1460 01:31:38,093 --> 01:31:41,730 [ Mia ] She needs some sexual healing, Tunde! 1461 01:31:41,797 --> 01:31:44,633 I think I can arrange that. 1462 01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:48,537 [ Man ] ♪ You are my African queen ♪ 1463 01:31:48,604 --> 01:31:50,973 ♪ The girl of my dreams ♪ 1464 01:31:51,039 --> 01:31:54,076 ♪ You take me where I never been, yeah ♪ 1465 01:31:54,142 --> 01:31:56,945 ♪ You make my heart go ting-a-ling-a-ling ♪ 1466 01:31:57,012 --> 01:32:01,016 ♪ Oh, yeah My African queen ♪ 1467 01:32:01,083 --> 01:32:03,018 ♪ I love you ♪ 1468 01:32:03,085 --> 01:32:05,654 ♪ I love you ♪ 1469 01:32:05,721 --> 01:32:07,956 ♪♪ [ Chorus Singing In African Language ] 1470 01:32:08,023 --> 01:32:10,492 Let us pray. 1471 01:32:10,559 --> 01:32:14,362 Thank you, Precious Lord, for this food... 1472 01:32:14,429 --> 01:32:16,364 and for our visitors here. 1473 01:32:16,431 --> 01:32:18,567 Thank you, Jesu Christi, 1474 01:32:18,634 --> 01:32:24,472 for bringing our American children safely to their homeland in Africa. 1475 01:32:24,539 --> 01:32:27,710 [ Speaking African Language ] 1476 01:32:29,277 --> 01:32:31,246 Bless us all. 1477 01:32:31,313 --> 01:32:35,083 Ashe, ashe, ashe. 1478 01:32:35,150 --> 01:32:37,886 [ All ] Ashe. 1479 01:32:37,953 --> 01:32:40,656 - Ashe. - Please help yourselves. 1480 01:32:40,723 --> 01:32:43,258 More food is coming. 1481 01:32:43,325 --> 01:32:46,194 ♪♪ [ Man Singing In African Language ] 1482 01:32:46,261 --> 01:32:48,897 Mmm. 1483 01:32:50,065 --> 01:32:52,635 Oh. 1484 01:32:57,139 --> 01:33:00,275 - This is pretty good. - Child, are you all right? 1485 01:33:00,342 --> 01:33:04,479 - Mm-hmm, I'm good. - I've never seen you eat this much food in your life. 1486 01:33:04,546 --> 01:33:08,116 I'm trying to gain me some weight so I can be a thick madame too, 1487 01:33:08,183 --> 01:33:11,186 so I can get me a rich Nigerian doctor. 1488 01:33:11,253 --> 01:33:15,758 Pass me some of that fufu he feedin' you. Can I have some? You gonna eat that? 1489 01:33:16,659 --> 01:33:18,694 I am. I need it. 1490 01:33:30,038 --> 01:33:32,340 [ Moaning ] 1491 01:33:36,278 --> 01:33:38,947 [ Jazmin ] Wait. Wait. 1492 01:33:43,786 --> 01:33:47,155 What is it? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1493 01:33:47,222 --> 01:33:50,025 [ Panting ] 1494 01:33:50,092 --> 01:33:52,761 I have been waiting far too long... 1495 01:33:52,828 --> 01:33:55,964 for this moment for us to do it in the dark. 1496 01:33:56,031 --> 01:33:57,866 [ Chuckles ] 1497 01:33:57,933 --> 01:34:03,538 I want to see every... sexy... 1498 01:34:03,605 --> 01:34:06,174 bit of you. 1499 01:34:06,241 --> 01:34:09,177 Yes? Yes. 1500 01:34:09,244 --> 01:34:12,514 [ Man ] ♪ And you are my African queen ♪ 1501 01:34:12,580 --> 01:34:15,117 ♪ The girl of my dreams ♪ 1502 01:34:15,183 --> 01:34:17,986 ♪ You take me where I never been, yeah ♪ 1503 01:34:18,053 --> 01:34:20,789 ♪ You make my heart go ting-a-ling-a-ling ♪ 1504 01:34:20,856 --> 01:34:24,693 ♪ Oh, ah, you are my African queen ♪ 1505 01:34:24,760 --> 01:34:27,562 ♪ The girl of my dreams ♪ 1506 01:34:27,629 --> 01:34:30,198 ♪ And you remind me of a thing ♪ 1507 01:34:30,265 --> 01:34:34,703 ♪ And that is the African beauty, yeah ♪ 1508 01:34:34,770 --> 01:34:37,305 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1509 01:34:37,372 --> 01:34:41,476 ♪ Ooh, you are my African queen ♪ 1510 01:34:41,543 --> 01:34:45,781 ♪ Oh, Lord Ooh, ooh, Lord ♪ 1511 01:34:45,848 --> 01:34:48,150 ♪ Out of a million ♪ 1512 01:34:48,216 --> 01:34:52,354 ♪ You stand as one The outstanding one ♪ 1513 01:34:52,420 --> 01:34:54,790 ♪ I look into your eyes ♪ 1514 01:34:54,857 --> 01:34:57,793 ♪ Girl, what I see is paradise ♪ 1515 01:34:57,860 --> 01:35:01,596 ♪ Hey, you captivated my soul ♪ 1516 01:35:01,663 --> 01:35:04,867 ♪ Now every day I want you more ♪ 1517 01:35:04,933 --> 01:35:10,105 ♪ How can I deny this feeling I'm feeling inside ♪ 1518 01:35:10,172 --> 01:35:12,975 ♪ Eh, no one is gonna take your place ♪ 1519 01:35:13,041 --> 01:35:16,144 ♪ Is gonna take your space It is a fact I cannot erase ♪ 1520 01:35:16,211 --> 01:35:19,414 ♪ And, oh, you are the one that makes me smile ♪ 1521 01:35:19,481 --> 01:35:22,818 ♪ Make me float like a boat upon the Nile ♪ 1522 01:35:22,885 --> 01:35:26,288 ♪ Girl, you are my African queen ♪ 1523 01:35:26,354 --> 01:35:30,092 ♪ The girl of my dreams The girl of my dreams ♪ 1524 01:35:30,158 --> 01:35:32,260 ♪ You take me where I never been ♪ 1525 01:35:32,327 --> 01:35:34,797 ♪ You make my heart go ting-a-ling-a-ling ♪ 1526 01:35:34,863 --> 01:35:37,232 ♪ Oh, you are my African queen ♪ 1527 01:35:37,299 --> 01:35:39,567 ♪ You are my African queen ♪♪ 1528 01:35:39,634 --> 01:35:42,771 [ Woman ] ♪ Now that I've found my life I'm doing better ♪ 1529 01:35:42,838 --> 01:35:45,808 ♪ Feels so good to be myself I'm doing better ♪ Okay. Come on. 1530 01:35:45,874 --> 01:35:48,110 ♪ So sexy, I'm stronger ♪ 1531 01:35:48,176 --> 01:35:50,645 ♪ You didn't hurt me I'm stronger ♪ 1532 01:35:50,712 --> 01:35:53,348 ♪ Just when you thought I won't I'm doing better ♪ 1533 01:35:53,415 --> 01:35:55,984 ♪ Thought that I would give up hope, I'm doing better ♪ 1534 01:35:56,051 --> 01:35:58,286 ♪ So sexy, I'm stronger ♪ 1535 01:35:58,353 --> 01:36:01,089 ♪ You didn't hurt me I'm stronger ♪ Y'all get stronger with me. 1536 01:36:01,156 --> 01:36:04,492 ♪ You told me I wasn't sexy Tried to shine ♪ 1537 01:36:04,559 --> 01:36:08,263 ♪ You wouldn't let me get my thing off ♪ 1538 01:36:08,330 --> 01:36:11,066 ♪ You stuck on stupid You were so wrong ♪ 1539 01:36:11,133 --> 01:36:14,269 ♪ You said I'm too bootylicious ♪ 1540 01:36:14,336 --> 01:36:18,406 ♪ Now this booty got you wishing you had backed off ♪ 1541 01:36:18,473 --> 01:36:20,843 ♪ And got somebody else to hate on ♪ 1542 01:36:20,909 --> 01:36:24,446 ♪ You see, what goes around ♪ 1543 01:36:24,512 --> 01:36:27,349 ♪ Comes back around ♪ 1544 01:36:27,415 --> 01:36:29,852 ♪ One day you'll see I'm just tryin' to do me ♪ 1545 01:36:29,918 --> 01:36:32,487 ♪ Don't hate on me 'cause ♪ 1546 01:36:32,554 --> 01:36:34,622 ♪ Now that I found my life I'm doing better ♪ 1547 01:36:34,689 --> 01:36:37,459 ♪ Feels so good to be myself I'm doing better ♪ 1548 01:36:37,525 --> 01:36:39,928 ♪ So sexy, I'm stronger ♪ 1549 01:36:39,995 --> 01:36:42,264 ♪ You didn't hurt me I'm stronger ♪ 1550 01:36:42,330 --> 01:36:45,400 ♪ Just when you thought I won't I'm doing better ♪ 1551 01:36:45,467 --> 01:36:47,870 ♪ Thought that I would give up hope, I'm doing better ♪ 1552 01:36:47,936 --> 01:36:50,138 ♪ So sexy, I'm stronger ♪ 1553 01:36:50,205 --> 01:36:52,975 ♪ You didn't hurt me I'm stronger ♪ Come on. Come on. 1554 01:36:53,041 --> 01:36:55,410 ♪ Now that I found my life I'm doing better ♪ 1555 01:36:55,477 --> 01:36:58,113 ♪ Feels so good to be myself I'm doing better ♪ 1556 01:36:58,180 --> 01:37:00,382 ♪ So sexy, I'm stronger ♪ 1557 01:37:00,448 --> 01:37:03,118 ♪ You didn't hurt me I'm stronger ♪ 1558 01:37:03,185 --> 01:37:05,820 ♪ Just when you thought I won't I'm doing better ♪ 1559 01:37:05,888 --> 01:37:08,290 ♪ Thought that I would give up hope, I'm doing better ♪♪ 1560 01:37:09,958 --> 01:37:12,360 [ Woman Laughs ] I like this one. 1561 01:37:12,427 --> 01:37:14,296 "Be True." 1562 01:37:17,065 --> 01:37:19,167 Check it out. Uh. 1563 01:37:19,234 --> 01:37:21,403 ♪ Happy to be nappy Kinky ain't no rinky dinky ♪ 1564 01:37:21,469 --> 01:37:23,771 ♪ Your sweet-scented afro-locks ain't never stinky ♪ 1565 01:37:23,838 --> 01:37:26,274 ♪ Proud to be what I be You see, I'm all natural ♪ 1566 01:37:26,341 --> 01:37:28,877 ♪ And when the going gets rough I never throw in the towel ♪ 1567 01:37:28,944 --> 01:37:31,613 ♪ Have to go long and stay strong like the mighty King Kong ♪ 1568 01:37:31,679 --> 01:37:33,916 ♪ Go right even when all the in crowd's goin' wrong ♪ 1569 01:37:33,982 --> 01:37:36,919 ♪ 'Cause the in crowd is the thin crowd who just sit loud and grin loud ♪ 1570 01:37:36,985 --> 01:37:39,854 ♪ That's why I can't get in to fit in with this so-called trend crowd ♪ 1571 01:37:39,922 --> 01:37:42,390 ♪ If thin is what's in, then I wanna be a thick chick ♪ 1572 01:37:42,457 --> 01:37:44,893 ♪ If they say light is right then I wanna be dark as midnight ♪ 1573 01:37:44,960 --> 01:37:47,529 ♪ If they say you've been betrayed, you best believe I'm gonna stay ♪ 1574 01:37:47,595 --> 01:37:50,298 ♪ If they say politically correct, then the bold truth I want to inject ♪ 1575 01:37:50,365 --> 01:37:52,667 ♪ Protect, reflect, respect what's righteously correct ♪ 1576 01:37:52,734 --> 01:37:55,170 ♪ 'Cause ain't nothin' greater than the words of the creator ♪ 1577 01:37:55,237 --> 01:37:57,705 ♪ Wide the road to destruction Pearly gates narrow ♪ 1578 01:37:57,772 --> 01:38:00,308 ♪ So walk the straight line and keep your eye on the sparrow ♪ 1579 01:38:00,375 --> 01:38:02,644 ♪ You don't have to impress me ♪ 1580 01:38:02,710 --> 01:38:05,948 ♪ Be true to yourself Got to keep it real ♪ 1581 01:38:06,014 --> 01:38:09,484 ♪ Don't follow the crowd, tryin' to be like someone else ♪ 1582 01:38:09,551 --> 01:38:12,955 ♪ Be like someone else ♪ ♪ Thick or thin That be your strength ♪ 1583 01:38:13,021 --> 01:38:16,191 ♪ Still got it goin' on ♪ ♪ Still got it goin' on ♪ 1584 01:38:16,258 --> 01:38:18,426 ♪ With or without material things ♪ 1585 01:38:18,493 --> 01:38:21,063 ♪ You're still beautiful ♪ ♪ You're still beautiful ♪ 1586 01:38:21,129 --> 01:38:23,231 ♪ You don't have to impress me ♪♪