1 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,125 WOMAN: Okay, here we go. 2 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:36,503 Oh, wow. 3 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,418 Oh, my God, you guys. 4 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:41,174 Oh, my God, Rachel, you suck. 5 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:45,926 BOUNCER: It's a private party. - It's okay, they're kind of expecting me. 6 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:50,843 [LIL WENDY'S "SHAKE IT" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 7 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:53,182 - Shake it, shake it - Let me hear you now 8 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:55,313 Shake it, shake it, shake it 9 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:58,021 - Shake it, shake it - Let me hear you now 10 00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,230 Hello? 11 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,440 [MUSIC STOPS] 12 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,320 ALL: Surprise! 13 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:03,947 [ALL CHEERING] 14 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:06,279 [UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 15 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:12,323 I know you told me not to, but I just had to. 16 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:13,832 I just had to. 17 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:16,119 - You're not mad, are you? - No, it's sweet. 18 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:17,411 And are you surprised? 19 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:19,171 Was I surprised? 20 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:22,215 - You were? - Ugh. Was I? 21 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:24,172 She was surprised! 22 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:28,010 You don't want this. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. We did it! 23 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:30,173 [ALL CHEERING] 24 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,352 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 25 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:44,362 - No! Oh, no, sorry, somebody's in here. - Ow! 26 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,198 It's me. 27 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:51,829 - Ow. Not afraid to put your back into it. - What are you doing in the ladies' room? 28 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:54,240 What? I saw you come in here, looking all tragic. 29 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:56,534 So I'm here to check for razor blades. 30 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,327 You were not coming in here for me. 31 00:01:58,493 --> 00:01:59,710 You're dodging Claire. 32 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:01,998 See what happens when you sleep with people you don't love? 33 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:04,258 - That's insulting. - Why don't you talk to her? 34 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:05,668 Rachel, she's crazy. 35 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,836 [CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 36 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,053 CLAIRE: There you are. - Good God. 37 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,467 CLAIRE: Hi. - Hi. 38 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:17,059 Where have you been all night, mister? Mr. Magoo. Ha-ha-ha. 39 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:19,981 Just hiding. Yeah. 40 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,687 Hiding. Ha-ha-ha. 41 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,858 - It's so, like, chaotic in here. - Yep. 42 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:30,652 Do you wanna...? Do you wanna go someplace more, like, um, intimate or...? 43 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,865 No. Party. So I think I'll stay here. 44 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:35,497 - Me neither. I don't want to either. - Yep. Awesome. 45 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,203 - Oh, my God. - What is it? 46 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,915 I want you to see me drop it like it's hot. One second. 47 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:41,579 - This is awesome. - [WHISPERING] Talk to her. 48 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:45,586 DARCY: When she walked in ... Aah! 49 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:47,755 Hey! 50 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,841 - That was very nice of you. - What? 51 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,346 Pretending to be surprised. 52 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,758 - Please don't tell her. She'll be heartbroken. - I won't. 53 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,016 [MIMICS THUD] 54 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,269 What's going on, Dex? 55 00:02:57,427 --> 00:03:00,180 How you doing? You gonna introduce me to the birthday girl? 56 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:04,727 Rachel, this is Marcus. Old family friend. Just moved into town. 57 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,437 What up, birthday girl? 58 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:07,729 Please stop saying that. 59 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:12,489 Don't worry. The capacity to be pleasured only increases with age. 60 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:15,245 - Trust me. - Wow. 61 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:18,374 What's up? What's your name? You got a boyfriend? 62 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,705 RACHEL: Wow. - Yeah. I'm sorry. 63 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:21,914 DARCY: Hello. 64 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:23,795 Hello. 65 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:28,300 I'm gonna say something. And I know everybody wants to hear it. 66 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,131 Center of attention. That's weird. 67 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:34,639 All right, well, as most of you know, I'm getting married in 61 days. 68 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,766 [ALL CHEER] 69 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,804 And, Dex, honey, I have a confession to make. 70 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,688 This won't be my first marriage. 71 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:43,440 [SALT-N-PEPA'S "SHOOP" PLAYING ON STEREO] 72 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:44,770 I wanna shoop, baby 73 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:49,234 Yep. Rachel and I have been soul mates since the beginning. 74 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:52,650 Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together. 75 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,739 Like re-enacting Dirty Dancing. 76 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:58,997 And our infamous dance routine to Salt-N-Pepa's "Push it." 77 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:02,159 We basically shared everything. Including Ethan. 78 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:05,169 Oh, shit. Why am I in this? 79 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,672 DARCY: Our date to the sixth grade dance. 80 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:12,007 And through all the years, Rachel and I were inseparable. 81 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,092 It was us against the world. 82 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:20,603 And after we graduated Indiana, she ditched my ass for stupid law school... 83 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:24,686 ...despite the fact that I selflessly rejected... 84 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:28,068 ...my acceptance to Notre Dame... 85 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:30,024 ...because she wasn't let in. 86 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:31,692 But whatever. 87 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:36,110 It all worked out in the end, because she went to NYU Law... 88 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:41,040 ...and met my future husband, and introduced us. 89 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,791 [CROWD CHEERING] 90 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,702 I'll never forget, when Dex proposed... 91 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:48,713 ...all I could think about when he was down on one knee... 92 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,874 ...was that I wish Rachel was here... 93 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,210 ...watching me in this moment. 94 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,798 [WHISPERING] Sorry. Who are we celebrating? 95 00:04:54,961 --> 00:05:00,343 I mean, to say you are my best friend is the understatement of the century. 96 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,845 You're the sister I never had. 97 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:08,066 You're sometimes the mother I often need. 98 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:13,447 The reason why I can stumble so fearlessly into adventure... 99 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:16,575 ...is because she's always there. 100 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,744 She is always, always there. 101 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,323 I love you, Rachel. 102 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,747 [WHISPERING] I love you too. 103 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,752 Happy 30th! 104 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,538 I'm so happy it's not me yet! 105 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:34,088 All right. Come on, let's get this party going. Come on, come on. 106 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,219 [CROWD CHEERING AND UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 107 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:38,096 And shake it, shake it. 108 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,436 [Cl-CHUCKLING] 109 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:45,971 Wow. 110 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:49,437 So are you two, like, uh...? 111 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,852 A couple? Nope. 112 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,440 - No? - Nope. 113 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,401 You guys ever...? 114 00:05:57,732 --> 00:05:59,200 - No. No. - No? 115 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,862 WOMAN: Shake it, Darcy! 116 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:05,373 You know what, sweetheart? I think it's time that you came down. 117 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,375 [UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 118 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:11,584 Rachel, tell him to let me stay. 119 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:15,710 Come on, I did the party. I'm the one who did it. 120 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,550 - Honey, I love you so much. - I love you. 121 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:23,183 - Did you like it? Did you like your party? - I did. I loved it. 122 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:24,809 [DARCY LAUGHING] 123 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:30,729 Oh, my God, remind me to buy you new shoes. I just hate your shoes so much. 124 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,438 Okay, yep, time to go home. 125 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,612 - I hate them. - You know what? She'll call you tomorrow. 126 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:39,149 I don't understand why you think, "I'm gonna buy that pair of shoes." 127 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:42,570 - Happy birthday. - Hey, thank you. 128 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,161 [WHISTLES] 129 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:52,830 Never helps, but I do it anyway. 130 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:55,590 There's an old maid in the window. Let's get her a cat. 131 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,171 Okay, you're not old. 132 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,594 You're just a lawyer. it's different. 133 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:03,508 I'm serious, Ethan. Thirty's young, but it's not that young. 134 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,017 - Okay. Ten-second pity party. Go. - Ethan. 135 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,679 I'm past my prime child-bearing years. 136 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:11,189 Wow. Okay. I didn't know we were going dark. 137 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:14,318 I basically wasted my entire 20s. 138 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:15,860 And I hate my job. 139 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,862 Okay, two things? You went way over. 140 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:22,697 And, secondly, you didn't waste your 20s. You just grew up. 141 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:24,486 Why won't you marry me? 142 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,030 Because I like you too much. 143 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,700 Ah! Perfect timing. 144 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:32,995 RACHEL: Dex. 145 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:36,707 - Hey, what's going on? - Darcy forgot her purse. 146 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,293 RACHEL: Her new Chanel? - Not the new Chanel! Let's go. 147 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:43,513 - Come on. - Oh. I'm gonna go help him find it. 148 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,049 Are you serious? 149 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,809 It's like a $2000 handbag. 150 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,641 Dudes aren't supposed to know that. 151 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,430 In or out, asshole? 152 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,189 You need a hug, buddy. 153 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:57,565 Oh! And voilà. 154 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,900 - Oh! - Ha-ha-ha. 155 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,656 - You all right? - Mm-hm. 156 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,567 - You sure? - Mm-hm. 157 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:07,780 Thank you. Come on. I'll get you a taxi. 158 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,328 So did you have a good time tonight? 159 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,714 Yeah, I did. 160 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,583 [SCOFFS] 161 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,547 I did! 162 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:30,518 Hey. Let's get one more drink. 163 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,850 Oh, no, that's okay. You don't have to. 164 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,061 Come on. I want to. 165 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,484 DEX: Two Heinekens, please. 166 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,534 RACHEL: Darcy. DARCY: it'll be fun. Come on. 167 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,916 DEX: Are you always this obnoxious? 168 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,873 DARCY: Ha-ha-ha. Yes, I am. Does that surprise you? 169 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:05,800 Wow. You really don't notice the way women look at you. 170 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,010 You're funny. 171 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,425 I'm not that funny. 172 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:13,312 You're right. You were much funnier in law school. 173 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,143 [CHUCKLES] 174 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,477 [GROANS] 175 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:20,143 God, if we could do anything, anything, wake up tomorrow and do anything... 176 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,732 ...be anything, what would you do? 177 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,068 - What would you be? - Rap superstar. 178 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,232 Come on, seriously. 179 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,326 I'd be a teacher. 180 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:29,987 - Really? - Yeah. 181 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,077 Yeah, I always wanted to teach. 182 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,493 You know, maybe start with high school. 183 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,206 Coach the soccer team. 184 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:42,215 So why aren't we? Doing what we really wanna do? 185 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:44,000 Well, I don't know about you... 186 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:47,467 ...but doing what I wanna do has never been much of a factor. 187 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:51,475 It's more like what I'm expected to do. 188 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:53,635 Yes. 189 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:55,600 Exactly. 190 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,353 Wow. We're really flipping her out. 191 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,985 She can't imagine what you're doing here with me. 192 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,525 Hot people are supposed to be with hot people. 193 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,658 - Excuse me. RACHEL: Dex. Shh! 194 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,744 You're making my girlfriend uncomfortable. 195 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:15,998 - Dex. Stop it. - What? 196 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:19,127 Oh, my God. Ha-ha-ha. 197 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:23,127 Oh. Now I remember why I had such a crush on you in law school. 198 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,336 No, you didn't. 199 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,718 Course I did. 200 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,380 Oh, come on. You knew. 201 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:51,698 Two stops. Tenth and Second, then down to Tribeca. 202 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,083 I'm sorry. 203 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,294 I don't know why I ... 204 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,300 I was just a... 205 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,940 Yeah, all right. I'm thinking more like one stop. 206 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,802 DARCY [ON MACHINE]: Rach? Rachel? 207 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,055 Rach. 208 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,718 Rachel, pick up. 209 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,558 Pick up, pick up, pick up. 210 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,097 Oh, my God. 211 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,858 DARCY: Rachel. Rach. - Oh, my God. What did I do? 212 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:09,112 DARCY: I'm panicking. Dex never came home. 213 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,487 Oh, no. 214 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,984 DARCY: Listen to me. Dex never came home and I don't... 215 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,322 [TELEPHONE BEEPS] 216 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,324 Fourteen missed calls. 217 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,661 Oh, my God! Wait! Don't be naked! 218 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:21,824 What...? 219 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,493 [TELEPHONE RING-ING] 220 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:28,165 - Should I answer it? - What? No! No, no. Don't... 221 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,459 Oh, Shit! 222 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,298 - Pants. What? - I should answer. 223 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,509 DARCY: Why isn't anyone answering? - Don't answer the phone. 224 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,674 RACHEL: I'll just say ... DARCY: Pick up the phone! 225 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,262 - What? DARCY: Rach. 226 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,768 I don't know. 227 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,680 DARCY: It's an emergency, and I think Dex is cheating on me. 228 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:47,976 And I know it sounds so crazy, but, hot people, they get cheated on sometimes. 229 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,525 - What do we do? DEX: Rachel. 230 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:55,363 It'll be okay. It's gonna be okay. We'll figure it out. 231 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,868 [GROANS] 232 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,653 I'll tell her I was with Marcus. 233 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,697 [WHISPERING] God, I'm such a terrible person. 234 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,035 [IN NORMAL VOICE] what did I do? 235 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,575 I mean, not just to her, but to you. 236 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:08,292 Rachel, stop. It wasn't just you. 237 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,297 [TELEPHONE RING-ING] 238 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,550 Rachel, I... 239 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,432 I better go. 240 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,649 - Hello? - Rach, where the hell have you been? 241 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,488 Dex didn't come home last night. 242 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,535 - Hello? - Oh, my God. 243 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,196 - Rachel. - Yes, I heard you. 244 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,909 He didn't come home last night. 245 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:46,076 He better have been hit by a car or in jail or something. 246 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,414 Darcy, don't say that. 247 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:48,920 Do you think he's cheating? 248 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,671 No. 249 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,918 - He loves you. - I know he loves me, obviously. 250 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,256 But where the hell is he? 251 00:13:56,419 --> 00:14:00,049 Did you see him last night? At the bar? Did you see him when you left the bar? 252 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,261 Oh, yeah. 253 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:06,225 Uh, he was with Marcus. They were, uh, watching a game. 254 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,934 A game? At 2 in the morning? 255 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:13,194 It was something European. Oh, cricket, maybe. 256 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,400 Cricket? 257 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:15,609 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 258 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:16,773 Oh, my God. it's him. 259 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:20,489 I'm gonna see about this cricket crap. I'll call you right back. 260 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:26,162 Cricket. Cricket? 261 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,187 DEX: You don't happen to have four extra pens, do you? 262 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,401 Oh, I do, actually. I brought a bunch. 263 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,568 You're making fun of me. 264 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,488 No, I'm impressed. 265 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,245 You're making me feel really inadequate right now. 266 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:10,664 [DOOR OPENS] 267 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:14,209 I'm Professor Dennis Zigman and this is Torts. 268 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:19,173 A few ground rules: Never introduce a contingency in your answer. 269 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:25,680 A supposed tortfeasor may be argued to have committed a tortious act... 270 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,844 ...when four conditions have been met. 271 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,388 Each is necessary. None is, in itself, sufficient. 272 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:35,561 There must be a duty or obligation. This duty must have been breached. 273 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:40,106 - This breach must have caused damage. - [WHISPERING] What about you? 274 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,525 ZIGMAN: Duty, breach, causation. 275 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,534 [WHISPERING] That's okay. I'll just listen. 276 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:44,945 ZIGMAN: Damage. 277 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,703 Thank you. 278 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,791 ZIGMAN: Duty, breach, causation, damage. 279 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,127 Now this duty is not a statutory duty. 280 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:03,051 The breach. The breach may be in the form of negligence. 281 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,058 [GRUNTING AND SHOUTING] 282 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,072 [RINGING] 283 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,236 - Darcy. - It's Dex. 284 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,951 I borrowed her phone. 285 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:35,041 Um, I just wanted to make sure that you were okay. 286 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:38,833 Oh. Yeah, I'm fine. 287 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,591 Are you okay? 288 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,297 I, um ... 289 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,757 DARCY: Hey. Who are you talking to? 290 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,922 DEX: It's Rachel. 291 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,763 Oh! Hey. Sorry. Totally forgot to call you back. 292 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,894 Yeah, no. Is everything okay? 293 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:55,273 No, it's fine. He just got drunk and passed out at Marcus'. Whatever. 294 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,900 - Wish her happy birthday. - Oh, my God. Happy birthday. 295 00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:02,189 - Thanks. So everything's okay with Dex? DARCY: Yeah, yeah. 296 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:06,735 Um, yeah. Yeah. 297 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,529 [WHISPERING] Except he got a little weird... 298 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,539 ...and acted really guilty and said we have to have a talk. 299 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,292 Talk about what? 300 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,920 I don't know. Whatever. 301 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,923 [IN NORMAL VOICE] I gotta go. Kiss, kiss, kiss. 302 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,301 Wait, can I just talk to Dex real quick? 303 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,101 [GASPING] 304 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,810 DARCY: Because the dress I picked was perfect. 305 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:40,477 Unless this one's even more perfect. 306 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,240 Darcy, you look incredible. 307 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,243 Wow. Wow. 308 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,837 She's having her bridal moment. 309 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,673 Hey, Darce. You okay? 310 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,514 - You okay, Darce? - No, I'm fine. I'm just... 311 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,678 I wanna cry on the day... 312 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:20,225 ...so I wanna check my mascaras, make sure it doesn't run... 313 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,190 ...so I'm trying out all these different ones. 314 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:31,619 My mascara. Is it running? 315 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:36,875 I wish I could cry more. 316 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,665 Can we get a bigger train? 317 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,496 [DEX & RACHEL LAUGHING] 318 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,506 Shh! 319 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,629 Sorry. 320 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,848 Duty, breach, causation ... 321 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:55,968 - Oh, jeez. RACHEL: Hold on. 322 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,433 - What am I missing? What am I missing? - Damages. 323 00:18:58,596 --> 00:18:59,722 Oh, Shit. 324 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:00,890 [STUDENTS HUSH] 325 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,025 [WHISPERING] Sorry. I'm sorry. 326 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,649 Here. 327 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,065 Use a mnemonic. 328 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:13,236 D, B, C, D. 329 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,242 Deliver by Christmas Day. 330 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,041 Don't blame Cameron Diaz. 331 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,797 [LAUGHING] 332 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,004 - This isn't even that funny, is it? DEX: No. 333 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,589 It's not funny at all. 334 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,568 How about when all of this is over... 335 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,699 ...Dex buys celebratory dinner? 336 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,653 Oh! Yeah. 337 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,534 Sure. 338 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,125 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 339 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,988 - Actually, I spun the bottle. - Yes. 340 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,494 - I would spin the bottle. - Ha-ha-ha. 341 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:40,828 And, well, she manipulated the bottle so that it landed on me, of course. 342 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,539 - And so we go in the closet. - Ha-ha-ha. 343 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,580 But it was one of the best kisses I've ever had. 344 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,214 Wow. 345 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:55,179 - And ... - And, um, my first kiss was on a golf course. 346 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:59,467 - Okay. - In the middle of the night, and I was 13. 347 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,636 - Ha-ha-ha. - That's... 348 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,520 DARCY: Crashing. 349 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:10,695 Oh, I don't know. He's okay-looking. 350 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,948 Dex, this is Darcy. Darcy, this is Dex. 351 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,154 You've been talking about him for nine months. 352 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,035 Well, he's been a very great study partner. 353 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:21,915 Wow. You two, lighten up. Your tarts are over. 354 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,619 - Torts. Th... - Whatever. 355 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,955 Excuse me. 356 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:29,338 Uh, could we have six shots of tequila, por favor? 357 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:33,877 So games, fun, let's get this party started. Truth or dare. 358 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,295 Darcy. 359 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,555 It'll be fun. Come on. 360 00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:43,557 Okay, fine. I'll start. Dare. 361 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:47,394 Ask Rachel out on a real date instead of whatever this is. 362 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,695 Darce. We're just friends. 363 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,567 Fine. Then ask me out. 364 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,200 Hey, don't look at me. 365 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:08,245 - Who are you? - Who am I? I, counselor, am fun. 366 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,959 Which you look like you could use a lot more of. 367 00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,589 - Oh, is that so? DARCY: Mm-hm. 368 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,921 Yeah, it is fun, so I'm willing to share. 369 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,428 - Are you always this obnoxious? - Ha-ha-ha. 370 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:20,089 - Yes. I am. Does that surprise you? DEX: Yeah. 371 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,975 Surprise me? No. You seem like trouble. 372 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,180 DARCY: Trouble? 373 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,095 [DEX & DARCY LAUGHING] 374 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,889 DARCY: Rachel. 375 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,182 Did you hear me? Rachel? 376 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,942 [WHISTLES] 377 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,359 Veil, no veil? 378 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,484 Hmm? 379 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,788 Veil. 380 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:49,205 DARCY: Oh, come on, Rachel. I mean, really. 381 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,713 You're 30, you can't afford to be picky. 382 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:57,423 Oh, my God. I can't believe I forgot to tell you. Guess who thinks you're hot. 383 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,962 Marcus. 384 00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,130 Oh. 385 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,720 Dex's friend, Marcus. He was at your party. 386 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:07,141 - Yeah, no. - What? 387 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:09,476 Oh, my God. You're like ... 388 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,390 Whatever. So guess what I did. 389 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:15,570 I convinced Marcus to take the last bedroom in the Hamptons house. 390 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,822 - Darcy. - What? it'll be so fun. 391 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,449 It'll be like your own little live-in boy toy. 392 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:24,329 Actually, I'm gonna have to work most weekends. 393 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,578 RACHEL: Hey. ETHAN: Hey. 394 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,163 Can't believe I'm doing this. 395 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:34,331 Oh, stop it. it's one weekend. It's gonna be beautiful. You can write. 396 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:35,748 What are you talking about? 397 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:39,089 The Hamptons are like a zombie movie directed by Ralph Lauren. 398 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,629 And I won't be doing a lot of writing... 399 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:45,015 ...seeing as how I'm your sexual chaperone from Marco. 400 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:46,676 - Marcus. - Marky. 401 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:47,968 - Marcus. - Doesn't matter. 402 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,478 [DARCY CHEERING] 403 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:51,639 [UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 404 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,480 - No. - Yikes. 405 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,520 No, please tell me he's not coming. 406 00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:00,235 - Good night, everybody. - Darcy, be nice. 407 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,778 What's with the backpack, Ethan? Like 1982. 408 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,946 - You're lame. - You're lame. 409 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:11,959 - Hey. What's up, buddy? - Hey, look who it is. it's this guy. 410 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,040 MARCUS: Dude. Three chicks, three dudes. 411 00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,830 - Hi. ETHAN: Thanks, bro. 412 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,545 - Get on in there, doggie. - Don't touch me, though. 413 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:22,052 - Here... That's all right. I got it. RACHEL: No, it's okay. I got it. Thank you. 414 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,554 I got that one. 415 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:26,431 DARCY: By the way, Ethan, you're sleeping in a little girl's room. 416 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,137 ETHAN: Oh, great. You're gross. 417 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,803 Pay the toll. Pay the toll. 418 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,972 - I'll get one later. DARCY: Sun waiting for us! 419 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,890 DEX: You ready? You ready? - Whoo! 420 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:37,480 MARCUS: The Hamptons, baby, huh? 421 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,602 [DARCY CHEERING] 422 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:23,113 Oh, my God, you guys. Welcome. 423 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,444 [DARCY LAUGHING] 424 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,727 DARCY: Oh, my God. Honey. Honey. 425 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,362 MARCUS: Save it for the honeymoon. DARCY: Yes. 426 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,488 I'd like to make a toast. 427 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:07,320 Here... 428 00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:12,075 ...is to my last and best summer of my former life... 429 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:15,579 ...before I become Mrs. Dexter Thaler. 430 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:20,247 May we all come up here as often as possible before Labor Day... 431 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:23,837 ...and spend the summer full of sun, fun, drinking, partying... 432 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:25,501 We should do some shots. 433 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:26,714 [DARCY CHEERS] 434 00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:28,003 MARCUS: Cheers. 435 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,672 ALL: Cheers. MARCUS: Cheers, buddy. 436 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:34,184 Cheers. Look in the eyes. Look in the eyes, everybody. In the eyes. 437 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,141 Bad luck if you don't do it. 438 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:39,603 Dex, Rachel, look in each ether's eyes. 439 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:40,857 Let's go out! 440 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,438 MARCUS: Let's go to the Jetty. 441 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,194 [KING FLOYD'S "GROOVE ME" PLAYING ON STEREO] 442 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:46,355 [CROWD CHEERING] 443 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,205 ETHAN: You gotta stop staring. - What? 444 00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:04,715 I wasn't. 445 00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:07,668 What? I'm talking about cuckoo bird over there. 446 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:10,634 Look at her. She's just a little gremlin. 447 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:13,140 She's like some weird animal. 448 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:16,017 She's like a freaking circus animal. 449 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,019 - What is that? - Oh, just stop it. 450 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,977 She's a perfectly normal woman who made the great mistake... 451 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:24,019 ...of thinking some man wanted her when all he wanted was sex. 452 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:27,905 - Thanks, Oprah. I don't need... - Just go talk to her. 453 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:30,900 Okay. I should totally do that. 454 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:33,902 Not now, I'm not. 455 00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:42,328 Oh, oh, oh! 456 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,212 What's up? How you doing? 457 00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:47,249 - Ooh! Hey! - Too much? Too much? All right. 458 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,346 How you doing? 459 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,099 Could I get a Maker's on the rocks, please? Thank you. 460 00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:57,510 You're like a shark. 461 00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:00,600 That kind of hurts my feelings a little bit. 462 00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:02,602 I'm actually a pretty sensitive guy. 463 00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:06,234 - Oh, really? - Once, when I was 9 years old... 464 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:08,108 ...I saved the life of a chipmunk. 465 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:09,522 A chipmunk. 466 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:12,783 He fell out of our tree and almost died. He didn't know what to do. 467 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:14,284 He couldn't move his legs. 468 00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:18,073 So I built a tiny little splint for his tiny, little broken leg. 469 00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:20,457 And I carried him around in a BabyBjörn. 470 00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:24,291 And all the kids in my neighborhood, they laughed. They made fun of me. 471 00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:27,627 They threw rocks at me. But I didn't care. 472 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,088 - You know why? - Why? 473 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:33,299 Because all I saw was this little fur ball that needed love. 474 00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:37,884 That's really sweet. 475 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,470 I know. 476 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:46,187 So next time you wanna call somebody a shark, just remember the chipmunk. 477 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,146 All right. 478 00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:55,864 How about we go outside and get a little fresh air? What? 479 00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:58,779 - No. Sorry. Not my thing. - Ha-ha-ha. 480 00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:00,573 - Not your thing? - Not my thing. 481 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:01,991 Okay. 482 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:08,668 You know what? Why not? 483 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,090 God, I'm good. 484 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:17,176 MARCUS: I don't know what you're talking about. 485 00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:20,468 - But where did the guy end up? - We never spoke to him again. 486 00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:22,386 [ALL LAUGHING] 487 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,559 [SIGHS] 488 00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:27,436 [SIGHS] 489 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:33,647 Bedtime, baby. 490 00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:40,487 Yeah, you two should go. 491 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,871 You know what, hon? I'm actually not that tired. 492 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,713 Good. 493 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,543 Yeah, well, good night, man. 494 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:55,711 What a great day, huh? 495 00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,388 Come here. Love you. 496 00:29:58,547 --> 00:29:59,890 [MOUTHS] Come on. 497 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,800 - [MOUTHS] So hot. DEX: Good night, Marcus. 498 00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,723 Night, you two. 499 00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:10,976 - Have fun. - Good night. 500 00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:18,825 [SIGHS] 501 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,323 [RACHEL CLEARS THROAT] 502 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,709 Alone at last. 503 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,086 MARCUS: Here we go. Yeah. 504 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:35,125 DARCY: Oh, Dex. 505 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:36,798 Dex. 506 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,337 [DARCY MOANING] 507 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:39,550 [TELEVISION STOPS] 508 00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:41,090 - Is that...? - It's a cat. 509 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:43,258 Oh, that was no cat. 510 00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:49,015 I'm really digging the ambience in this house. 511 00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,189 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 512 00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:57,193 - Hey. Hey. - Oh. 513 00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:02,078 - It's so, like, crazy out there. - Is it? 514 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:06,115 Um, do you think maybe I could, uh, could sleep in here? In this room? 515 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:09,585 No. Nope. Nope. 516 00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:12,330 Because it's ... 517 00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:14,748 Claire, I'm ... 518 00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:18,920 I'm really sorry. I should've talked to you about this before. 519 00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:21,635 I'm just... I can tell you from in there. 520 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:23,507 Um ... 521 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:29,138 I think I'm gay. 522 00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:31,681 That came out wrong. I'm definitely gay. 523 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:33,850 I'm really gay. I'm just figuring it out. 524 00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:36,145 - Oh, my God. - This weekend's been a lot. 525 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:40,566 I'm a little... Feeling vulnerable, excited, liberated. Things... 526 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,154 Phew. Got a lot going on. 527 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,615 All these things I'm dealing with, it's just ... 528 00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:47,281 There's not enough room for all of it and you. 529 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:48,994 - Okay. - You know? 530 00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:50,534 - So ... - Okay. 531 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:53,453 All right. Thanks for being cool with it. 532 00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:56,002 I accept. 533 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,921 - You accept what now? - I accept the challenge. 534 00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:02,634 I accept the challenge of being your partner in this journey. 535 00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:05,424 No. You're not getting it. I don't need you as a partner. 536 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:08,184 I need another partner. I need, like, a guy partner. 537 00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:10,186 Like, dudes, maybe a lot of them. 538 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,560 Yes. We're gonna work through this. 539 00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:15,316 There's no working through it. It's not a curable thing. 540 00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:16,977 This I got. 541 00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:20,022 - We start tomorrow. - We're not... What are we starting? 542 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:23,658 - Yeah. - What? Claire. Claire! 543 00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:25,364 DARCY: Yeah. 544 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,702 Yeah! Yeah! 545 00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:32,409 [DARCY MOANING AND SHOUTING] 546 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:37,331 - Well, I'm out of here. DARCY: What? 547 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:38,840 You're leaving? 548 00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:42,378 - No. - My boss called. I have to go in. 549 00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:45,844 Tell him you can't. What an ass. 550 00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:48,008 Ass face. 551 00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:52,392 - I know. - Will you make her stay? 552 00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:54,647 Rachel, you really should stay. 553 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,900 You're gonna miss them shooting another porno. 554 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,152 You are obviously still so in love with me. 555 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:00,358 [IN MOCKING VOICE] Obviously. 556 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,820 Do we have the number for a taxi? I need to get to the Jitney. 557 00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:06,075 It's okay. 558 00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:07,615 I could take you. 559 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:10,075 Yeah. Honey will take you. 560 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:13,329 Well, there you go. 561 00:33:27,464 --> 00:33:30,058 You don't really have to go, do you? 562 00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:37,274 I'm sorry. Can we, um...? Can we just forget this happened? 563 00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,443 Okay. 564 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:45,106 We'll forget it happened. 565 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,241 Good. Why did it happen? 566 00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:50,738 Why did you kiss me? 567 00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:54,120 Yeah ... 568 00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:55,704 [STAMMERING] 569 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:57,452 We shouldn't ... 570 00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:00,046 You were having wedding jitters. 571 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:02,082 And I was emotional about turning 30. 572 00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:04,593 - We were both really drunk. - I wasn't that drunk. 573 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:08,134 What? 574 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,140 I wasn't that drunk. 575 00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:16,309 - I'm sorry. I shouldn't even... - No, it was just a mistake. 576 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:17,518 It was a big mistake. 577 00:34:17,681 --> 00:34:20,480 Yeah, you know what? It was, ha, a big mistake. 578 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,392 So how was the rest of the weekend? 579 00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:56,974 I just had the best time with your boyfriend, Marco. 580 00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:58,764 - Marcus. - Doesn't matter. 581 00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:01,433 Everybody was okay with me leaving? 582 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,228 You know, Darcy? Dex? Anybody say anything? 583 00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:07,773 Well, we all had a good cry, but then... No. No one cared. Why? 584 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:08,986 Nothing. 585 00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:12,452 I'm having dinner with Darcy. She said it was important. 586 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:15,364 It's important? Oh, my God, should I be there? 587 00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:17,077 Ha. 588 00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:19,246 WOMAN: Oh, that's great. 589 00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:23,747 [CROWD CHATTERING] 590 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:31,220 MAN: Just because we didn't... 591 00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:34,632 Rachel is here. 592 00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:36,347 Oh. Rach. 593 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,013 - Rach, we're back here. MAN: A bit short. 594 00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:43,976 - Hi. - Hi. 595 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,189 Do you wanna sit down? 596 00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:49,357 No, that's okay. I just... I thought that we were having dinner alone, Darce. 597 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:50,648 DARCY: Right. - SO did I. 598 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:55,070 We're not. There's something the three of us need to talk about that's important. 599 00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:57,238 Let me get a chair. Can I steal this? 600 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:01,577 Scoot over just a smidge. Thank you. 601 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,003 Okay. 602 00:36:12,796 --> 00:36:16,050 There's something going on here, and I think we all know what it is. 603 00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:21,267 I know there's something going on. 604 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,858 I've been noticing this for a while. 605 00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:29,525 And I read in Cosmopolitan magazine toda... Well, I skimmed it. 606 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:35,536 And it said it's normal for the best friend and the fiancé to be... 607 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:38,948 ...upset about losing the attention of the bride. 608 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:44,744 That is what's going on here, right? 609 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:47,622 Actually... 610 00:36:47,789 --> 00:36:49,257 - Guilty. DEX: Yeah. 611 00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:52,295 - That's it. That's it. - Okay, all right. Let's get over it now. 612 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:55,555 Let's move on from this, because there are no third wheels. 613 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:59,469 I love you both. 614 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:00,931 WOMAN: Thank you. MAN: You're welcome. 615 00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:04,314 Yes, thank you for dinner. 616 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:08,234 So did you and Marcus do it? 617 00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:09,895 DEX: Darcy. DARCY: Heh-heh-heh. 618 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,530 It's a legitimate question. 619 00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:13,781 Did you? 620 00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:16,492 - Tell me. - No. 621 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:18,153 Was he a good kisser at least? 622 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,992 - Will you leave her alone? - Come on. 623 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:23,659 Shush. This is between me and my best girlfriend. 624 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,162 Well? 625 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:28,831 - Was he? - Hmm? 626 00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:34,253 I knew it. I knew it. Will you tell Dex he doesn't know you at all? 627 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:38,674 He was like, "She's not into him. Why would she be into him?" 628 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,176 I just ... 629 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:46,189 - I think you two are different. That's all. - So? 630 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:48,566 So what? We're different. 631 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:51,854 If people fell in love based on similarities, the two of you would be a couple. 632 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,442 DEX: I'm gonna get a taxi. 633 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,858 - Okay. - Meet me up front. 634 00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:57,776 DARCY: Are you gonna leave me? 635 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,370 Okay. Maid of honor favor. 636 00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:09,041 You have to see this '90s cover band with me tomorrow night. 637 00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:10,376 For the wedding. 638 00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:14,376 You have to. It's the only time they're playing and Dex loves the band. 639 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,761 - I'm slammed at work. - Promised him I'd go. 640 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,676 He's working. You're coming. Please? You have way better taste than me. 641 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,514 Than I. it's "than I." 642 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,553 - You have better taste than I. - Than I do. 643 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,472 Sounds weird. 644 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,224 Fine. Ahem. 645 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:31,901 When do I ever say no to you? 646 00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:41,578 [SINGING] How's it gonna be 647 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:45,912 When you don't know me any more? 648 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:47,747 Hey. Where are you? 649 00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:49,411 Oh, something came up. 650 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:50,749 RACHEL: Wait, you're not coming? 651 00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:53,506 Well, I... Ow! 652 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:58,587 Um, why don't you just listen to a couple songs and call me after? I gotta go. 653 00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:04,760 How's it gonna be 654 00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:11,855 When you don't know me any more? 655 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:16,567 How's it gonna be 656 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:19,949 How's it gonna be? 657 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:24,992 How's it gonna be? 658 00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:31,411 How's it gonna be? 659 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,754 How's it gonna be? 660 00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,589 [CROWD CHEERING] 661 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:40,970 [BAND PLAYING COUNTING CROWS' "ROUND HERE"] 662 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:47,226 Step out the front door Like a ghost into the fog 663 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:53,142 Where no one notices the contrast Of white on white 664 00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:58,781 In between the moon and you Angels get a better view 665 00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:00,736 I can't believe she sent you here. 666 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,442 - It's fine. - No. 667 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:06,075 This is not fine. 668 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:13,336 How come you never told me how you felt in law school? 669 00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:19,004 Dex, I never should have said anything. I'm ... 670 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:22,261 I just wish I would've known. 671 00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:24,676 What do you mean? 672 00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:30,687 Rachel, you were all I ever thought about in law school. 673 00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:35,271 Did you really not know that? 674 00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:41,531 Why are you saying this to me? 675 00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:43,111 - Rachel... - Wait, don't. 676 00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:45,701 - Please, don't. - Rachel. 677 00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:50,957 This is not wedding jitters. It never was. 678 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:58,841 I just... I can't stop thinking about you... 679 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,386 ...and I don't know what to do. 680 00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:07,636 Rachel, look at me. 681 00:41:08,424 --> 00:41:10,392 Look at me. 682 00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:17,731 If you feel the same way about me, tell me now. 683 00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:20,319 Please. 684 00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:23,064 Just tell me now. 685 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:28,073 I can't. 686 00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:31,664 It's too late. 687 00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,168 It's too late. 688 00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:41,507 SINGER: We all look the same 689 00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:21,331 I do feel the same way. 690 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:23,666 I wish I didn't. 691 00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:25,965 But I do. 692 00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:59,335 DEX [ON RECORDING]: Hey. I can't stop thinking about what just happened. 693 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:01,788 God, this is crazy. 694 00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:07,506 But I just wanna make sure you come to the Hamptons this weekend. 695 00:43:08,294 --> 00:43:13,050 I, um, hope to see you there. Okay. 696 00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,191 CLAIRE: Lunchtime! 697 00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:34,367 - Hey. - Hey. 698 00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:37,373 - How are you? - I'm good. How are you? 699 00:43:37,532 --> 00:43:39,205 DARCY: Ha-ha-ha. Hi. 700 00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:43,163 - I, uh, forgot something. DARCY: Ugh. 701 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:46,253 - What a dramatic day. DEX: It is. 702 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,885 Oh. Heh-heh-heh. 703 00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:51,387 Why are you wearing that? 704 00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:55,384 What? Why shouldn't gays have the same rights as we do? 705 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:58,269 I'm gonna go grab a beer. Do you guys want anything? 706 00:43:58,427 --> 00:43:59,849 I'll have a beer. 707 00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:01,559 I agree, I just ... 708 00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:03,691 Hey, Rach. 709 00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:08,404 I'm sorry about that. Uh, I was just thinking... 710 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:24,249 No peppers, right, baby? 711 00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:26,585 - When did you get here? - Uh, this morning. 712 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:29,842 I didn't invite you back another weekend. So why are you here? 713 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:34,256 Because I love you and I can't stand to be away from you. 714 00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:35,924 And, also, my apartment flooded. 715 00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:38,388 Really? It flooded? That's so weird. I don't care. 716 00:44:38,551 --> 00:44:39,803 - Darcy. DARCY: That's crazy. 717 00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:43,098 Be nice to him. He's going through something very difficult. 718 00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:46,939 Thank you. Well, no, it was just the apartment flooding is the only thing. 719 00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:48,398 [GIGGLING] 720 00:44:48,561 --> 00:44:50,529 MARCUS: I think I need a wet nap. 721 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,110 You do. 722 00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:55,735 MARCUS: Good spread. 723 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:57,445 Spaghetti. 724 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,369 We're allowed to have guests, right? 725 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,082 Is there any vodka? 726 00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:11,125 DEX: Mom, don't worry. 727 00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:16,305 Yeah, no, it shouldn't be a problem. Okay, well, I'll call you tomorrow. 728 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:18,808 It's all gonna be fine, Mom. 729 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,518 I love you too. 730 00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,232 That your mom? 731 00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:31,445 Is she not doing well again? 732 00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:36,155 She's actually getting better. She's so excited about the wedding. 733 00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:40,200 Right. Ahem. 734 00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:45,660 You know, when I was a kid... 735 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:51,833 ...and her depression got really bad, my father made sure he wasn't around... 736 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:54,552 ...so I'd just try to cheer her up. 737 00:45:55,503 --> 00:45:57,505 The worst part was... 738 00:45:57,672 --> 00:46:02,849 ...I actually was afraid that if I couldn't make her happy, I'd lose her. 739 00:46:04,512 --> 00:46:06,264 That's a good reason to be afraid. 740 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:16,199 DARCY: Dex! FedEx! it's our proofs for our wedding invites! Come see! 741 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:19,694 I'm sorry we haven't had any time to talk. 742 00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:35,209 Nice jeans, dude. 743 00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:36,502 Nice hair, bro. 744 00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:38,888 MARCUS: You wanna go dip your toes in the water with me? 745 00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:44,643 I think she's asleep. Or dead. 746 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:46,520 MARCUS: Well, I'm gonna go. 747 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:58,483 DEX: Something tells me you're not kidding. DARCY: I'm not. 748 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:00,693 [DEX CHUCKLING UNEASILY] 749 00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:04,697 Ha-ha-ha. 750 00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:10,542 That's, like, the fakest laugh. What's wrong with you lately? 751 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:13,506 I'm sorry. I'm just a little tense. 752 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,291 Tense. 753 00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:21,510 I love you, baby, even when you're tense. 754 00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:23,474 What are you doing? 755 00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:24,724 What do you mean? 756 00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:26,602 What am I doing? 757 00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:29,264 Don't even think about it. 758 00:47:30,890 --> 00:47:33,188 What did I Say, huh? 759 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,437 Darcy, you're so dead. 760 00:47:36,604 --> 00:47:38,106 [SHOUTING AND LAUGHING] 761 00:47:52,453 --> 00:47:54,455 [MISS EIGHTY 6'S "CAME TO PARTY" PLAYING ON STEREO] 762 00:47:54,622 --> 00:47:57,546 When I need to get away I turn it up 763 00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:01,463 I let it play Let the DJ show me the way of the player 764 00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:03,176 Until I'm feeling as good as 765 00:48:03,339 --> 00:48:07,389 Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh 766 00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,179 Oh, oh, oh 767 00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:12,974 We came here to party 768 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:15,108 - My mom didn't know what I was doing. - Oh, oh, oh 769 00:48:15,267 --> 00:48:19,272 Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh 770 00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:21,816 We came here to party 771 00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:24,576 Oh, oh, oh 772 00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:26,282 - Get away from me. - Oh, oh, oh 773 00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:29,995 Oh, oh, oh 774 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:34,162 So I built this tiny little splint for his tiny little broken leg. 775 00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:38,049 And I had to do CPR on him. You couldn't push hard. You had to just blow it... 776 00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:39,675 - I need him. I'm sorry. - Oh! 777 00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:41,256 Oh, God! I need you. 778 00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:43,421 Aah! Yeah! 779 00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:45,589 [BUBBA SPARXXX'S "MS. NEW BOOTY" PLAYING] 780 00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,099 Bring it back to me 781 00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:49,511 Hit the players' club For about a month or two 782 00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:50,769 Yeah, Rachel! 783 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:53,727 I found you Ms. New Booty 784 00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:54,936 Do it, girl! 785 00:48:55,099 --> 00:48:59,149 I'm here for you, baby! Whatever you need! Whatever you need, baby! 786 00:48:59,311 --> 00:49:02,360 Put a tan on it Then see what it do 787 00:49:02,523 --> 00:49:03,866 Get it right Get it right, get it tight 788 00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:05,617 DARCY: Oh, yeah. 789 00:49:06,026 --> 00:49:07,528 [MOUTHS] No. 790 00:49:07,695 --> 00:49:09,242 Give him your back. Give him your back. 791 00:49:09,405 --> 00:49:11,658 Girl, I don't need you But you need me 792 00:49:11,824 --> 00:49:14,202 Take it off let it Hop Shake it freely 793 00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:15,369 [SHOUTS] 794 00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:19,086 I let 'em tell itself And you ain't gotta sell, girl, it sell itself 795 00:49:19,248 --> 00:49:21,125 Like nothing else Yeah, I'm a country boy 796 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:22,794 Yeah. 797 00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:27,719 Ain't life grand? Live it up, daddy 798 00:49:27,882 --> 00:49:30,431 [SHOUTING] 799 00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:33,387 MARCUS: Yeah, get in there. 800 00:49:33,888 --> 00:49:35,890 [GROANING] 801 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:37,103 Are you all right? 802 00:49:37,266 --> 00:49:39,234 Yeah, no, I just think I pulled something. 803 00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:41,145 Your vagina? 804 00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:43,406 No, I didn't pull my vagina. 805 00:49:43,564 --> 00:49:49,412 - Ha-ha-ha. I'm just kidding. - I just pulled near my vagina. 806 00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:52,202 She's fine, she's fine. 807 00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:35,120 Now I know how many flowers it takes for you to call me back when you're mad. 808 00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,497 Sorry. It just ... 809 00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:41,665 Look, I know this weekend wasn't what we had hoped it would be. 810 00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:43,878 RACHEL: No, it wasn't just this weekend. 811 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:47,591 It's watching you with her. And knowing what we're doing. 812 00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:50,381 What are we doing? It's just ... 813 00:50:51,215 --> 00:50:54,845 It's hard to see you with her, Dex. 814 00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:57,980 I can't believe I'm saying these things. 815 00:50:58,806 --> 00:51:01,685 Rachel, what we need is some time alone. 816 00:51:02,851 --> 00:51:04,444 Just the two of us. 817 00:51:04,603 --> 00:51:07,356 You know what, next weekend is the Fourth of July. 818 00:51:07,523 --> 00:51:09,617 I'll say I have to work. 819 00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:11,990 And it'll be like a time-out. 820 00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:14,705 A time-out to see what this is... 821 00:51:14,863 --> 00:51:19,744 ...without anyone or anything around us. 822 00:51:25,291 --> 00:51:26,338 What do you say? 823 00:51:28,627 --> 00:51:30,345 Gotta go. Call you back. 824 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,932 Sorry. Started without you. Good God. Who are those from? 825 00:51:34,883 --> 00:51:39,013 - Uh, Marcus. - Really? Because they look expensive. 826 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,273 - Should we go? - Yes, we should. 827 00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:43,309 And that was him on the phone too, right? 828 00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:45,523 - You doing good? - Should we go? 829 00:51:46,395 --> 00:51:48,693 Yes, we should. There's a note. 830 00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:50,699 It's private. Come on. 831 00:51:50,858 --> 00:51:53,657 Come on. I was just gonna check his spelling. 832 00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:56,197 - Heh. - Rachel. 833 00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:00,538 Rachel, who are the flowers from? 834 00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:05,714 Do you want me to guess? 835 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:08,213 Please don't. 836 00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:15,391 Please say something. 837 00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:20,396 I don't know what you want me to say. I mean, I guess I'm impressed, actually. 838 00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:24,024 I didn't think you had it in you. Him either. 839 00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:27,436 It's nothing to be proud of. 840 00:52:28,187 --> 00:52:29,780 Oh, my God, it's terrible. 841 00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:32,407 Why? Nobody's married yet. 842 00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:35,866 And, besides, sometimes good people do bad things, right? 843 00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:39,907 And, hey, I could see you guys together. 844 00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:44,912 So, what's the plan? 845 00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:47,878 You gonna stay here, spend Fourth of July weekend with him? 846 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:53,930 He wants to spend some time together to see what this thing is. 847 00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:55,681 And what do you want? 848 00:52:56,423 --> 00:53:00,894 I want not to want him. 849 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:02,892 Is that true? 850 00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:07,272 I don't know. 851 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:10,984 Well, I can tell you this. 852 00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:13,782 If the roles were reversed... 853 00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:16,026 ...Darcy wouldn't even hesitate. 854 00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:20,452 RACHEL: Darcy, I really have to get back to work. 855 00:53:20,614 --> 00:53:22,582 What about these? 856 00:53:23,117 --> 00:53:24,960 Did you hear me? 857 00:53:25,411 --> 00:53:27,755 - Can I read you something? - Can you read it fast? 858 00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:29,506 - It's my vows. - I have to be... 859 00:53:35,003 --> 00:53:36,050 Sit. 860 00:53:37,297 --> 00:53:38,799 Ready? 861 00:53:39,675 --> 00:53:41,143 "Dex. 862 00:53:43,011 --> 00:53:44,809 Dex. 863 00:53:45,264 --> 00:53:50,771 Our love is like the ocean. Endless and deep, always flowing." 864 00:53:53,856 --> 00:53:55,950 It's awful? You hate it? 865 00:53:56,442 --> 00:53:58,319 I don't hate it. it's lovely. 866 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,243 Oceans don't flow. Rivers flow. 867 00:54:02,865 --> 00:54:07,166 See, you're better at this than I am. Help me. 868 00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:08,954 Right now? 869 00:54:09,121 --> 00:54:10,168 - Come on. - Okay. 870 00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:11,832 Well, forget the ocean. 871 00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:13,758 Forget the ocean. 872 00:54:14,334 --> 00:54:17,429 Uh, tell him that... 873 00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:22,435 ...when you're with him, everything makes sense. 874 00:54:23,051 --> 00:54:24,644 Right? 875 00:54:25,053 --> 00:54:27,852 And he makes you giddy. 876 00:54:30,851 --> 00:54:32,569 And... 877 00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:35,151 ...uh, tell him that... 878 00:54:37,191 --> 00:54:43,039 ...he makes you the person you want to be, instead of the person you are. 879 00:54:43,739 --> 00:54:45,912 And that... 880 00:54:47,576 --> 00:54:52,503 ...uh, the idea of life without him is... 881 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:57,921 ...not only unbearable, it's unimaginable. 882 00:54:58,212 --> 00:55:00,055 DARCY: Oh, my God. 883 00:55:00,214 --> 00:55:02,558 - Ha, ha. Hi. - What's up? 884 00:55:02,716 --> 00:55:05,014 DARCY: How are you? I haven't seen you guys forever. 885 00:55:05,177 --> 00:55:07,805 - How's it going? What's happening? WOMAN 1: I know. 886 00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:09,518 - Who's that? DARCY: Oh, that's Rachel. 887 00:55:09,681 --> 00:55:12,651 You remember Rachel. My best friend from forever. 888 00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:15,650 I know, I'm getting... I'm getting shoes for my wedding. 889 00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:18,111 - Can you believe it? WOMAN 1: No! 890 00:55:20,901 --> 00:55:22,369 DARCY: Yes. 891 00:55:22,861 --> 00:55:25,910 DJ [ON RADIO]: If you're driving to the beech, I hope you packed your patience... 892 00:55:26,073 --> 00:55:28,417 ...because the roads are jammed, folks... 893 00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:33,251 ...as New York City does its annual disappearing act for the Fourth of July. 894 00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:47,136 [DOORBELL BUZZES] 895 00:55:50,389 --> 00:55:52,767 - Who is it? - It's Dex. 896 00:55:52,933 --> 00:55:54,560 Hi. 897 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,987 Come on up. 898 00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:07,281 You know what, I'm gonna come down there. 899 00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:08,448 I can come up. 900 00:56:08,615 --> 00:56:11,209 No, no, no. I'm coming down. 901 00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:20,298 Wow. 902 00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:27,138 Sorry. I'm... Ugh, I'm just a... 903 00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:28,973 - A wreck? - Heh. 904 00:56:29,636 --> 00:56:31,388 Yes. Heh-heh-heh. 905 00:56:32,681 --> 00:56:34,979 - So shall we go? - Yeah. 906 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:41,152 Wow. It really is deserted. 907 00:56:41,315 --> 00:56:42,862 Yeah, it's just us. 908 00:56:43,025 --> 00:56:45,027 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 909 00:56:46,361 --> 00:56:48,489 - Is that her? You can answer if you want. - No. 910 00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:51,329 You know what, I'm gonna turn this thing off. 911 00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:06,886 I'm sorry. I'm not... I just... I'm not, uh, really comfortable. 912 00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:10,018 No, it's okay... 913 00:57:10,177 --> 00:57:15,775 ...because this is already the best weekend I've had in a long time. 914 00:57:22,356 --> 00:57:26,532 Do you remember that night when we were studying for our Torts final? 915 00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:28,821 And you were laughing so hard? 916 00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:32,366 You know exactly what I'm talking about, don't you? 917 00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:33,954 Yeah. 918 00:57:34,868 --> 00:57:39,214 Didn't you feel what I was feeling? 919 00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:41,296 I did. 920 00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:46,510 At least I was hoping that's what you were feeling. 921 00:57:47,381 --> 00:57:51,011 Yeah, but, then, that night when I met Darcy... 922 00:57:51,885 --> 00:57:54,013 ...I actually thought you set us up. 923 00:57:54,179 --> 00:57:57,103 I just didn't think someone like you... 924 00:57:57,891 --> 00:58:00,235 ...could ever like someone like me. 925 00:58:28,547 --> 00:58:30,549 [CROWD CHATTERING AND LAUGHING] 926 00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:07,753 [SIGHS] 927 00:59:09,838 --> 00:59:12,057 That's a nice way to wake up. 928 00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:14,259 Good morning. 929 00:59:18,263 --> 00:59:19,981 I wanna tell you something. 930 00:59:20,766 --> 00:59:22,484 Tell me something. 931 00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:30,738 I love you. 932 00:59:32,694 --> 00:59:34,662 I love you, Rachel. 933 00:59:37,115 --> 00:59:39,493 I think I always have loved you. 934 00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:54,342 Imagine I'm holding your hand right now. 935 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,518 RACHEL: Okay. 936 00:59:58,678 --> 01:00:01,431 - You're blushing. MAN: Dexter. 937 01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:05,565 Is that...? 938 01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:07,946 - That's my parents. - Who's that? 939 01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:10,779 I wonder what he's doing. He's not supposed to be in town. 940 01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:13,035 Oh, my God. I should go. 941 01:00:13,193 --> 01:00:14,615 No, don't. 942 01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:16,242 - Dex. - Stay. 943 01:00:16,404 --> 01:00:18,532 Well, this is a surprise. Heh, heh. 944 01:00:18,782 --> 01:00:21,877 Dex, what are you doing here? We thought you were in the Hamptons. 945 01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:23,912 - I had to work. - Mm. Had to work. 946 01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:26,874 Mom, Dad, you remember Rachel White. 947 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,883 Oh, my gosh, yes. 948 01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:31,386 - Hello, dear. - Hi. Good to see you. 949 01:00:31,545 --> 01:00:35,140 BRIDGET: Guess who was asleep in the box with his head on the pillow next to Buddy. 950 01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:39,644 Little Dex did not come out of that box for two days. Ha-ha-ha. 951 01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:42,227 Dexter, come. Let's walk. 952 01:00:42,389 --> 01:00:44,642 - Excuse us, ladies. - Excuse us. 953 01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:47,732 Mom, thank you for thoroughly embarrassing me. Appreciate that. 954 01:00:47,894 --> 01:00:48,986 My pleasure. 955 01:00:50,438 --> 01:00:51,485 [CHUCKLES] 956 01:00:52,732 --> 01:00:55,360 Your mother doesn't like me drinking during the daytime. 957 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:59,535 Well, she looks good. She seems happy. 958 01:00:59,698 --> 01:01:01,666 She sure does. 959 01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:04,248 I don't think I've ever seen her so happy. 960 01:01:05,537 --> 01:01:07,255 Must be the wedding. 961 01:01:08,707 --> 01:01:10,129 Cheers. 962 01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:13,086 Dad, can I ask you a question? 963 01:01:16,965 --> 01:01:20,435 Have you ever gone down a road... 964 01:01:20,927 --> 01:01:24,181 ...I mean, far down it and... 965 01:01:25,599 --> 01:01:29,945 And wondered maybe if it wasn't what you want? 966 01:01:30,103 --> 01:01:32,105 What you want. 967 01:01:33,106 --> 01:01:34,904 The problem with that expression is... 968 01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:38,070 ...it's frequently at odds with what's right. 969 01:01:39,154 --> 01:01:40,827 Isn't it? 970 01:01:42,657 --> 01:01:46,628 Now, whatever's going on between you and that girl, you stop it. Now. 971 01:01:46,786 --> 01:01:48,254 - But, Dad... - No. 972 01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:50,131 You know what I'm talking about. 973 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:54,594 That's not the kind of people we are. 974 01:01:57,172 --> 01:01:58,549 Yes, sir. 975 01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:08,646 Your mom is a sweetheart. 976 01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:11,486 Your dad ... 977 01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:14,906 I see where the strong silent thing comes from. 978 01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:18,276 Is everything okay? 979 01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:21,947 Yeah. Yeah, I'm just tired. 980 01:02:26,284 --> 01:02:27,627 Do you wanna come up? 981 01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:33,501 I do, but, uh, Darcy texted and they're on their way back, so ... 982 01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:37,174 - Oh. Yeah. - I should ... 983 01:02:39,506 --> 01:02:41,804 Rachel, just so you know... 984 01:02:42,676 --> 01:02:44,349 ...what I said this morning... 985 01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:46,104 Yeah? 986 01:02:49,182 --> 01:02:50,525 I meant it. 987 01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:05,449 That's what he said? 988 01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:08,077 It's complicated, Ethan. 989 01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:13,048 Don't. 990 01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:17,632 Don't what? Rachel, it's not complicated. He's being a dick. 991 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,637 To be honest, you're being stupid. 992 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:21,798 - Whoa. I'm being stupid? - Yes. 993 01:03:22,257 --> 01:03:25,602 He's Stringing you along. And the worst part is you're just letting him. 994 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,354 How long are you gonna let this happen? His wedding day? 995 01:03:28,513 --> 01:03:31,266 - His first anniversary? - He's not even married yet, Ethan. 996 01:03:31,433 --> 01:03:34,607 Exactly, Rachel. He's not even married yet. 997 01:03:34,769 --> 01:03:37,568 Which means he can change his situation anytime he wants. 998 01:03:37,981 --> 01:03:40,734 But he hasn't, has he? 999 01:03:41,443 --> 01:03:45,698 Have you even seen him, have you even talked to him since the Fourth of July? 1000 01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:51,916 Rachel, when did you become one of these women that just waits? 1001 01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:54,297 And is still waiting. 1002 01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:57,255 I don't exactly see you living your happily ever after. 1003 01:03:57,751 --> 01:04:01,506 Maybe you're right. But at least I try. At least I take chances. 1004 01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:04,174 When? When is the last time you took a chance? 1005 01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:07,265 Two days ago, when I decided to move to London. 1006 01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:10,768 - What? - Yeah. I'm moving there in the fall. 1007 01:04:11,431 --> 01:04:12,933 When were you gonna tell me? 1008 01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:17,195 Um, today. Just now, actually, before you yelled at me. 1009 01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:23,948 There's a publisher who's really interested in my book. 1010 01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:25,236 She wants to work on it. 1011 01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:27,038 Ethan, that's incredible. 1012 01:04:28,948 --> 01:04:31,292 Hey, you wanna give me a killer going-away present? 1013 01:04:31,451 --> 01:04:34,796 - What? - Tell your boyfriend to make a decision. 1014 01:04:41,169 --> 01:04:42,466 MARCUS: Nice, Justin. 1015 01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:50,808 I'm okay. 1016 01:04:54,808 --> 01:04:57,186 Oh, nice one! 1017 01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:00,567 Hey. 1018 01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:01,822 Hi. 1019 01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:04,151 MARCUS: So I'm lying in bed last night... 1020 01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:09,831 ...thinking about you, wondering if I should jerk off or not. 1021 01:05:10,824 --> 01:05:13,327 But the thing was, I couldn't get it up. 1022 01:05:13,493 --> 01:05:17,214 And that never happens, by the way. Just FYI. Never happens to me. 1023 01:05:17,372 --> 01:05:20,342 And it wasn't because I don't think you're hot. I do. 1024 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:22,719 I totally think you're hot. 1025 01:05:22,877 --> 01:05:23,924 I just feel ... 1026 01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:27,512 I don't know. I associate you now with failure. 1027 01:05:28,675 --> 01:05:30,268 [RACHEL LAUGHS] 1028 01:05:30,427 --> 01:05:33,351 How do you make the most hideous things sound charming? 1029 01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:36,266 - That's a compliment, right? - Sure. Ha-ha-ha. 1030 01:05:37,559 --> 01:05:39,186 So how big you think it is? 1031 01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:40,604 Excuse me? 1032 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:42,192 Oh, my God. 1033 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:44,278 The house. You think it'll be big? 1034 01:05:44,482 --> 01:05:46,200 What house? 1035 01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:48,987 The house that Dex's old man is buying for him and Darcy. 1036 01:05:50,488 --> 01:05:52,331 What, Darcy didn't tell you? 1037 01:05:52,490 --> 01:05:54,709 Yeah, yeah. My dad is Dex's dad's realtor. 1038 01:05:54,868 --> 01:05:57,121 They're... Right now, they're out in Westchester... 1039 01:05:57,287 --> 01:06:00,382 ...looking for $2 million mansions. 1040 01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:02,588 Must be nice, huh? 1041 01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:09,057 DARCY: Gorgeous. REALTOR: Oak floors throughout. 1042 01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:11,138 This is the study. 1043 01:06:11,593 --> 01:06:13,470 DARCY: You look good in here, babe. 1044 01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:17,686 REALTOR: Hand-cut Vermont fieldstone. Watch your step. 1045 01:06:17,932 --> 01:06:20,185 Natural light to the left. 1046 01:06:20,435 --> 01:06:22,813 Southern exposure to the right. 1047 01:06:26,065 --> 01:06:27,817 So how many kids you planning to have? 1048 01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:30,612 As many as Dex's father tells me to have. 1049 01:06:30,778 --> 01:06:32,325 - This is amazing. - Isn't it great? 1050 01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:35,914 DARCY: We love you so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1051 01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:40,547 Hmm. So Dex? 1052 01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:42,712 What do you think? 1053 01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:46,511 It's great. 1054 01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:48,676 [CHUCKLES] 1055 01:06:50,089 --> 01:06:52,091 [TELEPHONE RING-ING] 1056 01:06:53,885 --> 01:06:56,559 - Hello. - Hey, you little tart. 1057 01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:58,439 Marcus just texted me. 1058 01:06:58,598 --> 01:07:04,605 He said you guys saw each other today. So spill the beans. Circumcised? 1059 01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:08,116 When were you gonna tell me about looking at houses? 1060 01:07:09,734 --> 01:07:13,455 How did you know? Oh, Marcus's dad. 1061 01:07:13,613 --> 01:07:15,707 Um, it wasn't, like, a little secret. 1062 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:18,460 Wait till you see this house that we loved. 1063 01:07:18,618 --> 01:07:20,211 Oh, my God. We loved it. 1064 01:07:20,370 --> 01:07:22,043 We haven't decided anything yet. 1065 01:07:22,622 --> 01:07:24,875 - Oh, am I on speaker? - Hi, Rach. 1066 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,133 Hey, Dex. 1067 01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:27,965 You like the house too? 1068 01:07:28,962 --> 01:07:32,182 Uh, yeah, it was... It was okay. 1069 01:07:32,340 --> 01:07:33,933 DARCY: What are you talking about? 1070 01:07:34,092 --> 01:07:37,312 - We loved it. - That's great. I gotta go. But, Darce? 1071 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:40,599 - Yeah. - Yes, Marcus is circumcised. 1072 01:07:44,644 --> 01:07:47,818 Opposing counsel gave me a two-week extension to respond. 1073 01:07:47,981 --> 01:07:48,982 Yes, I'll hold. 1074 01:07:52,026 --> 01:07:53,778 [CELL PHONE BUZZES] 1075 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,086 [WOMEN CHEERING AND LAUGHING] 1076 01:08:12,797 --> 01:08:14,765 RACHEL: We only have one night. 1077 01:08:15,508 --> 01:08:17,681 DARCY: Oh, I know. Me too. 1078 01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:20,972 CLAIRE: Bye, Rachel. - Night. Bye. 1079 01:08:21,139 --> 01:08:23,437 - Good night. Good night, Darcy. - Air, air. 1080 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,819 Darce, where...? Where are you going? 1081 01:08:25,977 --> 01:08:28,856 You know what? I'm gonna sleep over at Rachel's tonight. 1082 01:08:29,022 --> 01:08:31,775 Oh, come on. We haven't had a sleepover in, like, forever. 1083 01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:35,696 And, plus, Dex is gonna be out with all his bachelor buddies all night. 1084 01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:37,159 Oh. 1085 01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:39,532 Okay, bye. 1086 01:08:39,699 --> 01:08:41,622 DARCY: Love you. 1087 01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:45,004 So, what's going on in Marcus-land? 1088 01:08:45,163 --> 01:08:46,380 You gonna marry him? 1089 01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:47,711 Stop it. 1090 01:08:47,915 --> 01:08:51,010 What? Marcus isn't marriage material? 1091 01:08:51,586 --> 01:08:53,304 [TELEPHONE RING-ING] 1092 01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:57,218 Who is calling at this ungodly hour? 1093 01:08:58,718 --> 01:09:00,061 - Who is it? - Hello? 1094 01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:03,564 Rachel, it's me. Please, don't hang up. 1095 01:09:03,723 --> 01:09:05,145 - Rachel. - [WHISPERING] Who is it? 1096 01:09:06,059 --> 01:09:09,359 I miss you. That's all I want to say. 1097 01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:10,863 Um ... 1098 01:09:11,898 --> 01:09:16,699 Look, can I come up? I just wanna talk. 1099 01:09:16,861 --> 01:09:18,408 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Who is it? 1100 01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:20,494 - Ethan. - Ethan? 1101 01:09:20,657 --> 01:09:22,830 Ethan? No, it's Dex. 1102 01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:24,414 I'm downstairs. 1103 01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:26,500 - Can I see you? - Wait, you're downstairs? 1104 01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:28,461 No! No, no, no! Darcy's here, so ... 1105 01:09:28,623 --> 01:09:32,093 He's downstairs and he wants to come up at 3 in the morning? 1106 01:09:32,251 --> 01:09:33,377 Um, I'm gonna ... 1107 01:09:34,087 --> 01:09:36,135 Oh, my God. 1108 01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:39,596 - Ew. - What? 1109 01:09:39,759 --> 01:09:42,057 Ew! Ew! 1110 01:09:43,638 --> 01:09:48,565 Oh, my God. You are having a fling with Ethan? 1111 01:09:50,103 --> 01:09:52,276 Oh, my God, you're having an affair with Ethan. 1112 01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:54,532 - I gotta go. - He's downstairs. 1113 01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:56,826 - No, he's... Oh, shit. DARCY: Ainsley? 1114 01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:04,413 Oh, Ainsley! Way to go, honey! I didn't know you had it in you, you little shithead! 1115 01:10:04,575 --> 01:10:07,078 RACHEL: Close the window. DARCY: You little tart. 1116 01:10:07,245 --> 01:10:09,964 Oh, my God. Why didn't you tell me? 1117 01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:12,421 Um, you know, it just happened. 1118 01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:14,965 It just happened. 1119 01:10:15,128 --> 01:10:19,224 Well, we're gonna celebrate your just happening right now. 1120 01:10:19,382 --> 01:10:20,429 [SALT-N-PEPA'S "PUSH IT" PLAYING] 1121 01:10:20,591 --> 01:10:22,593 What are you doing? Oh, come on. 1122 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,309 - It's your favorite thing in the world. - Darcy, no. No. 1123 01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:27,724 - Not tonight. - Sixth grade, second place. 1124 01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:28,937 RACHEL: Not now. 1125 01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:31,148 We should've won. Get over here right now. 1126 01:10:31,310 --> 01:10:32,482 I suck. 1127 01:10:32,645 --> 01:10:34,147 Five, six, seven, eight! 1128 01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:36,486 [SINGING IN UNISON] Ooh, baby, baby 1129 01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:37,946 Baby, baby 1130 01:10:38,109 --> 01:10:39,156 Ooh, baby 1131 01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:45,454 Salt-N-Pepa's here, and we 're in effect Want you to push it back 1132 01:10:45,616 --> 01:10:49,621 Coolin' by day, then at night Workin' up a sweat 1133 01:10:49,787 --> 01:10:53,587 Come on, girls, let's go show the guys That we know how to become 1134 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:58,176 Number one in a hot party show Now, push it 1135 01:11:00,006 --> 01:11:01,849 Push it good 1136 01:11:03,301 --> 01:11:04,644 Push it real good 1137 01:11:06,179 --> 01:11:07,180 [DARCY CHEERS] 1138 01:11:07,346 --> 01:11:09,394 Push it good 1139 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,523 Push it real good 1140 01:11:12,685 --> 01:11:14,528 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1141 01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:31,914 People who were friends as kids almost always lose touch eventually. 1142 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:35,048 I'm glad we didn't. 1143 01:11:36,876 --> 01:11:38,628 Me too. 1144 01:11:39,962 --> 01:11:41,885 And we never will, right? 1145 01:11:43,382 --> 01:11:45,225 No. 1146 01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:49,480 I don't think there's anybody who knows me like you. 1147 01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:51,562 Not even Dex does. 1148 01:11:52,141 --> 01:11:54,235 Not like you do. 1149 01:11:55,228 --> 01:12:00,075 It's like you totally accept me. 1150 01:12:01,067 --> 01:12:02,865 Darce, why are you saying all this? 1151 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:08,248 I don't know. 1152 01:12:11,244 --> 01:12:15,875 But when you're getting married, you start thinking about all your big moments. 1153 01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:20,178 And you're in all of mine. 1154 01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:24,097 Me too. 1155 01:12:37,144 --> 01:12:39,021 Darcy? 1156 01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:41,532 [DARCY GRUNTS] 1157 01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:47,989 I have to tell you something. 1158 01:12:55,288 --> 01:12:57,336 Something I've done. 1159 01:12:58,624 --> 01:13:00,467 Rachel... 1160 01:13:01,586 --> 01:13:03,338 ...I love you. 1161 01:13:03,504 --> 01:13:08,305 And I would never let anyone hurt you, ever. 1162 01:13:09,677 --> 01:13:12,226 And you wouldn't let anyone hurt me, right? 1163 01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:16,108 No. 1164 01:13:41,959 --> 01:13:43,677 DARCY: Rach. 1165 01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:47,966 RACHEL: Hmm. - Rach. Oh, God. 1166 01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:49,801 Good morning. 1167 01:13:50,217 --> 01:13:52,015 Do you think I should marry Dex? 1168 01:13:54,221 --> 01:13:55,473 What? 1169 01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:58,860 No, I mean it. Do you think this is a good idea? 1170 01:13:59,018 --> 01:14:02,192 I mean, nobody knows me like you. And you sort of know Dex too. 1171 01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:05,859 And you're much smarter than I am. I mean, book-smarter, anyway. 1172 01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:08,527 But what I'm trying to say is... 1173 01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:11,538 ...you're not gonna let me do anything dumb, are you? 1174 01:14:11,697 --> 01:14:13,119 Darcy. 1175 01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:15,705 No, I mean it, because ... 1176 01:14:16,369 --> 01:14:20,749 Ugh, I can really do... I can really do dumb shit. 1177 01:14:21,415 --> 01:14:22,883 Because I do love him. I do. 1178 01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:26,884 And I know what he sees in me. 1179 01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:28,468 What? 1180 01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:31,304 You know what I mean. 1181 01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:33,936 He's never met anybody like me... 1182 01:14:34,095 --> 01:14:37,474 ...because I don't let stuff get to me. 1183 01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:40,735 Which is true, because I always assume everything'll just work out. 1184 01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:43,442 And I guess it's because it always has. 1185 01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:46,232 So I make him lighter, and he kind of ... 1186 01:14:48,067 --> 01:14:51,992 He makes me heavier, somehow. In a good way. 1187 01:14:52,446 --> 01:14:54,119 Does that make sense? 1188 01:14:54,448 --> 01:14:56,075 It does. 1189 01:14:58,119 --> 01:15:01,123 And what you said in your vows... 1190 01:15:01,288 --> 01:15:02,585 ...I feel that. 1191 01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:05,342 Especially when you said ... 1192 01:15:05,918 --> 01:15:07,261 Um ... 1193 01:15:07,712 --> 01:15:09,180 What exactly did you say again? 1194 01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:14,056 - Life without him would be unimaginable. - Yes. And it would. 1195 01:15:14,468 --> 01:15:17,096 But is that enough for a marriage? 1196 01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:22,185 I think ... 1197 01:15:24,603 --> 01:15:25,946 Yeah? 1198 01:15:27,773 --> 01:15:31,903 You should marry him. 1199 01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:37,082 I love you so much. 1200 01:15:38,284 --> 01:15:39,786 I love you, Darcy. 1201 01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:45,417 You are the best girlfriend in the world. Ever. 1202 01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:51,968 So it's okay that I kind of cheated on him a little bit? 1203 01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:54,929 What? 1204 01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:58,145 I... Just barely. Heh. Once. 1205 01:15:58,804 --> 01:16:02,058 - With whom? - Well, he was a guy from work. 1206 01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:05,854 And it was nothing. You know me, it was just sex. 1207 01:16:06,896 --> 01:16:10,491 And I felt terrible, so that's good. 1208 01:16:10,649 --> 01:16:12,151 Right? 1209 01:16:12,318 --> 01:16:16,494 Plus, Dex hasn't had sex with me since before the Fourth of July. 1210 01:16:16,655 --> 01:16:20,330 Ugh. I'm so happy I got this off my chest. 1211 01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:23,082 I hate feeling guilty. I hate it. 1212 01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:26,089 I feel so much better now. 1213 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:29,176 Oh, my God. So when are you gonna tell him? 1214 01:16:29,376 --> 01:16:32,129 Do you want me to tell him? I would love to tell him. 1215 01:16:32,296 --> 01:16:35,971 It's none of your business. I told Darcy to marry him. I'm bowing out. 1216 01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:39,558 She just told you she's cheating. You want your opportunity, take it. 1217 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,814 Ethan, stop. 1218 01:16:41,972 --> 01:16:45,602 I don't really get it. I don't get how you let her win all the time. 1219 01:16:46,227 --> 01:16:47,274 Wow. 1220 01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:51,407 Oh. No, "wow" nothing. If the tables were turned, you think she'd let you win? 1221 01:16:51,565 --> 01:16:54,990 Will you stop? What is it with you two? Why do you hate her so much? 1222 01:16:55,152 --> 01:16:56,529 What? I don't hate her. 1223 01:16:56,695 --> 01:17:00,199 I hate the fact that you yield to her at every turn. 1224 01:17:00,366 --> 01:17:02,835 So why do you do it? Why do you let her win? 1225 01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:06,623 Because that's what Darcy does. Darcy wins. She always has. 1226 01:17:06,789 --> 01:17:10,168 She sees things, she wants them, she gets them. 1227 01:17:10,543 --> 01:17:12,216 Ethan, she got into Notre Dame. 1228 01:17:12,378 --> 01:17:16,053 Do you know how hard it is to get into Notre Dame? It is impossible. 1229 01:17:16,215 --> 01:17:19,185 But she did. And with her grades? 1230 01:17:20,553 --> 01:17:22,226 You're kidding, right? 1231 01:17:22,388 --> 01:17:24,857 You're not kidding? Did you see her acceptance letter? 1232 01:17:25,015 --> 01:17:28,770 - What are you talking about? - Did you see the acceptance letter? I didn't. 1233 01:17:28,936 --> 01:17:31,234 Remember when she asked Michael Jordan to prom? 1234 01:17:31,397 --> 01:17:33,365 They sent a letter saying he couldn't make it. 1235 01:17:33,524 --> 01:17:35,492 How many times did she show us that letter? 1236 01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:37,995 I could recite it right now. That was a rejection. 1237 01:17:38,154 --> 01:17:40,248 Do you really think if she were accepted... 1238 01:17:40,406 --> 01:17:43,125 ...that she wouldn't make us memorize that letter too? 1239 01:17:43,993 --> 01:17:45,415 Rachel, come on. 1240 01:17:45,870 --> 01:17:48,214 She never got into Notre Dame. 1241 01:17:52,418 --> 01:17:56,468 Rachel. Okay, look, I get it. You're in a tough spot because you love him. 1242 01:17:56,630 --> 01:17:58,382 But you gotta do something about it. 1243 01:17:58,549 --> 01:18:01,428 He's a coward. If he breaks your heart, I'm gonna take a swing at him. 1244 01:18:01,594 --> 01:18:04,268 - Then I'm gonna let him beat me up. - I gotta go. I'm late. 1245 01:18:04,430 --> 01:18:08,105 I know! Rachel, that's the point. Be late. Better yet, quit. 1246 01:18:08,267 --> 01:18:10,611 At least it would be a decision. Rachel! 1247 01:18:10,769 --> 01:18:14,865 You're all going to hell anyway, so you might as well do something for yourself. 1248 01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:17,948 For once. Rachel, you deserve to be happy. 1249 01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:20,408 Then butt out. That would make me happy. 1250 01:18:21,947 --> 01:18:23,540 I'll figure it out on my own. 1251 01:18:23,782 --> 01:18:29,585 Oh. Oh, that's great. Let me know how that goes. 1252 01:18:36,086 --> 01:18:37,759 MARCUS: Serve is up. 1253 01:18:37,922 --> 01:18:39,469 All right. 1254 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:44,053 DARCY: Whoo! DEX: Go! Yes! 1255 01:18:44,470 --> 01:18:46,643 Five-zip. We're killing you, Rachel. 1256 01:18:46,805 --> 01:18:48,057 Isn't that the truth? 1257 01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:50,563 It is, right? 1258 01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:53,070 MARCUS: I'm really competitive, so I need you to focus. 1259 01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:56,403 You gotta pop it, Rach. Pop it. 1260 01:18:56,565 --> 01:18:58,863 - It's a backhand. - Serve's up. Here we go. 1261 01:18:59,026 --> 01:19:00,824 Go, Dex, do it. 1262 01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:03,243 - Aah! Oops. MARCUS: Yeah! 1263 01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:05,157 Who doesn't love badminton? 1264 01:19:05,324 --> 01:19:08,453 Have you ever even played a sport in your life? 1265 01:19:08,619 --> 01:19:10,246 I think she's calling you gay, son. 1266 01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:11,834 - I heard it. DARCY: Hey, Romeo. 1267 01:19:11,997 --> 01:19:15,342 Why don't you get up off your ass and come help out your Juliet? 1268 01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:17,174 - What? - Darcy. 1269 01:19:17,336 --> 01:19:18,804 Your secret lover. Wink, wink. 1270 01:19:18,963 --> 01:19:22,092 RACHEL: Darcy. - Rachel shared your secret. Oops. 1271 01:19:22,841 --> 01:19:25,845 Oh. Oh, wow. We're sharing secrets now. 1272 01:19:26,011 --> 01:19:29,140 See, I didn't know we were at that part of the day, but I am in. 1273 01:19:29,306 --> 01:19:30,649 - Ethan. - This sounds like fun. 1274 01:19:30,808 --> 01:19:33,482 - Give me this. Let's do this. - The novelist wants to play. 1275 01:19:33,644 --> 01:19:35,988 I got an idea. How about it's us versus you guys... 1276 01:19:36,146 --> 01:19:38,365 ...but we'll do a secret for every point? 1277 01:19:38,524 --> 01:19:41,277 - Love that. - Ethan. Stop. 1278 01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:43,036 Gotta do this. Here we go. 1279 01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:45,243 - Don't. - I love it so much, I'll serve first. 1280 01:19:45,406 --> 01:19:47,283 All right? Hit me, Dex. 1281 01:19:49,451 --> 01:19:51,044 Dex, hit me. 1282 01:19:51,203 --> 01:19:53,205 His name rhymes with sex. You know that? 1283 01:19:53,372 --> 01:19:54,589 I knew that. 1284 01:19:54,748 --> 01:19:55,874 ETHAN: I'm so happy to be here. 1285 01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:57,543 Ready? 1286 01:19:59,086 --> 01:20:00,633 [RACKETS THWACKING] 1287 01:20:01,547 --> 01:20:03,049 Yes, do it again. 1288 01:20:03,382 --> 01:20:08,809 Whoo! Yeah! Yippee! We got a point. I got a secret. Rachel and Ethan are having sex. 1289 01:20:08,971 --> 01:20:10,814 - Ugh. - What? 1290 01:20:10,973 --> 01:20:12,566 DARCY: I was there the other night... 1291 01:20:12,725 --> 01:20:15,729 ...and somebody showed up for a little booty call. 1292 01:20:15,894 --> 01:20:18,738 I knew it. I called it, I knew it. 1293 01:20:18,897 --> 01:20:21,400 What? You told me you were gay! 1294 01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:23,695 That makes more sense. 1295 01:20:25,446 --> 01:20:27,995 I think that things are getting a tad competitive. 1296 01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:30,876 - Why don't we just take it down a notch? - No. Honey, serve. 1297 01:20:31,035 --> 01:20:32,662 Rachel's right. Why don't we...? 1298 01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:34,671 No, no, no. Let's do this. 1299 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:36,002 - Serve it. ETHAN: Do it. 1300 01:20:36,165 --> 01:20:37,542 DEX: Just ... - You know what? 1301 01:20:37,708 --> 01:20:39,176 Let's keep telling secrets. 1302 01:20:39,335 --> 01:20:40,552 DARCY: Come on. ETHAN: Serve it! 1303 01:20:40,711 --> 01:20:43,385 DARCY: Yeah. Serve it, Dex. 1304 01:20:44,506 --> 01:20:45,758 ETHAN: Serve it, Dex. 1305 01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:48,018 DARCY: Serve it, Dex. 1306 01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:50,054 Serve it. 1307 01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:55,267 Yep. Easy. 1308 01:20:55,434 --> 01:20:56,606 [GRUNTING] 1309 01:20:56,769 --> 01:20:58,112 Watch out. 1310 01:20:59,021 --> 01:21:00,068 - Excuse me. - Aah! 1311 01:21:01,732 --> 01:21:03,359 - Rachel! - Jesus! 1312 01:21:05,694 --> 01:21:07,116 ETHAN: Come on, Dex! 1313 01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:10,241 Okay. Yeah, really? 1314 01:21:10,407 --> 01:21:11,750 I got it. 1315 01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:18,291 - There you go. Yeah. All right. - Ethan, stop. 1316 01:21:18,457 --> 01:21:20,300 No. Let's hear a secret. 1317 01:21:20,459 --> 01:21:21,961 Rach, why don't you do this one? 1318 01:21:22,127 --> 01:21:23,970 Come on, guys. I think we're done here. 1319 01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:26,882 - No, Dex. We're not. - Ethan, stop it! 1320 01:21:27,049 --> 01:21:29,928 - What is going on? - If she's not gonna tell you, I will. 1321 01:21:30,094 --> 01:21:31,095 Okay, here we go. 1322 01:21:31,261 --> 01:21:32,638 [SHOUTS] 1323 01:21:32,805 --> 01:21:34,227 [MARCUS LAUGHING] 1324 01:21:44,775 --> 01:21:46,527 Shit. 1325 01:21:46,944 --> 01:21:48,491 What the hell was that? 1326 01:21:48,654 --> 01:21:50,622 Me? You broke my nose. 1327 01:21:50,781 --> 01:21:52,499 I'm sure I didn't break your nose. 1328 01:21:52,658 --> 01:21:56,162 God. And what is all this about us having sex? 1329 01:21:56,328 --> 01:21:59,172 Jesus, Rachel, just leave me out of your goddamn soap opera. 1330 01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:00,958 No one asked you to get involved. 1331 01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:04,675 Really? So why have I been listening to this bullshit all summer? 1332 01:22:05,337 --> 01:22:09,012 Rachel, do something, because this is just pathetic. But you know what? 1333 01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:11,347 At the end of the day, you deserve each other. 1334 01:22:11,510 --> 01:22:13,137 He's never gonna do anything. 1335 01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:15,726 You're never gonna ask him to, and let's be honest... 1336 01:22:15,889 --> 01:22:20,110 ...you and I both know that, even if you did, she will never let you have him. 1337 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:24,524 - You're an asshole! - Yeah, maybe I am! 1338 01:22:24,690 --> 01:22:28,365 But I'm the only asshole here who gives a shit about you! 1339 01:22:34,074 --> 01:22:36,076 [MELLOW POP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 1340 01:22:36,535 --> 01:22:38,833 DARCY: I wanna know what it is you're not telling me. 1341 01:22:38,996 --> 01:22:41,499 DEX: There's nothing to tell. If you wanna know something... 1342 01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:44,794 DARCY: I'm sorry, that's weird and bizarre. And I'm asking you. 1343 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:47,133 I don't wanna talk outside. 1344 01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:50,675 He's not really gay, is he? 1345 01:22:53,510 --> 01:22:54,557 No. 1346 01:22:55,929 --> 01:22:59,399 Uh, Claire, we're not having an affair, either. 1347 01:22:59,558 --> 01:23:01,560 That was just a ... 1348 01:23:01,727 --> 01:23:03,400 It was ... 1349 01:23:05,564 --> 01:23:09,410 He's never gonna love me, is he? 1350 01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:15,657 I don't think so. 1351 01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:21,915 Least I tried. Right? 1352 01:23:25,626 --> 01:23:26,673 Yeah. 1353 01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:32,600 Ethan's... Like I said, I think it's weird too. 1354 01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:34,431 DARCY: Whatever. 1355 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:48,945 - You told Ethan? - No. He guessed. 1356 01:23:49,107 --> 01:23:52,782 Darcy's upset. She keeps asking me what happened on the beach today. 1357 01:23:52,945 --> 01:23:54,618 You know what? 1358 01:23:55,614 --> 01:23:57,116 Work it out with her, Dex. 1359 01:23:58,242 --> 01:23:59,414 Well... 1360 01:24:00,369 --> 01:24:01,996 Rachel. 1361 01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:04,665 Rachel. 1362 01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:06,458 Rachel, what am I supposed to do? 1363 01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:10,929 Forget what you're supposed to do, Dex. Do what you wanna do. 1364 01:24:11,088 --> 01:24:14,137 Live your own life the way you want to live it. 1365 01:24:14,299 --> 01:24:17,473 You wanna teach? Teach. 1366 01:24:17,636 --> 01:24:20,515 You don't wanna be the man who lives in the big house you hate? 1367 01:24:20,681 --> 01:24:22,433 Then don't be him. 1368 01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:26,649 Or do. Just decide. 1369 01:24:54,464 --> 01:24:56,466 [CROWD CHATTERING] 1370 01:24:56,883 --> 01:24:59,511 [DEX & DARCY LAUGHING] 1371 01:24:59,678 --> 01:25:00,850 - That was awesome. - What? 1372 01:25:01,013 --> 01:25:02,856 Nothing. You've got a great laugh. 1373 01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:07,444 Wait. When did this happen that you were like, "I wanna be a lawyer"? 1374 01:25:07,603 --> 01:25:11,107 Who says, "You know what I wanna do when I grow up? I wanna be a lawyer." 1375 01:25:11,273 --> 01:25:12,820 I'm sorry. I'm gonna take off. 1376 01:25:12,983 --> 01:25:15,452 Where are you going? Come on, sit down. 1377 01:25:15,611 --> 01:25:17,864 I'm beat. This week has done me in. 1378 01:25:18,030 --> 01:25:19,202 I'll take you home. 1379 01:25:19,364 --> 01:25:21,867 - No, you don't have to. - No, it's fine. I'd like to. 1380 01:25:22,034 --> 01:25:25,208 Stop it. You two stay. I'm exhausted. 1381 01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:28,214 - Darcy, I will call you in the morning. - Okay. 1382 01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:32,219 Dex, you were incredible this week. I owe you one. 1383 01:25:50,395 --> 01:25:51,942 DEX: Rachel. 1384 01:25:53,565 --> 01:25:55,158 Rach. 1385 01:25:55,525 --> 01:25:58,745 Hey. What's up? 1386 01:26:00,072 --> 01:26:03,076 I just... I just wanted to make sure you were okay. 1387 01:26:03,241 --> 01:26:05,289 Okay with...? 1388 01:26:06,995 --> 01:26:09,498 Well, with this. 1389 01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:12,669 Oh, yeah. Totally. 1390 01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:14,507 No, Darcy's fantastic. 1391 01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:19,512 And, hey, you never know where it might lead, right? 1392 01:26:19,925 --> 01:26:21,598 Yeah. 1393 01:26:21,927 --> 01:26:23,600 Okay. 1394 01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:26,769 Well, good night. 1395 01:26:27,933 --> 01:26:29,480 Good night. 1396 01:26:38,151 --> 01:26:40,153 [THUNDER BOOMING] 1397 01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:46,452 RACHEL: Dex! 1398 01:26:48,954 --> 01:26:50,627 Dex! 1399 01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:54,923 - Dex! - What's wrong? 1400 01:26:55,085 --> 01:26:56,632 I shouldn't have left. 1401 01:26:57,045 --> 01:26:59,719 - No, it's okay. I understand. - No. Six years ago. 1402 01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:03,977 That night. I shouldn't have left. 1403 01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:07,269 It wasn't okay what happened. 1404 01:27:07,431 --> 01:27:09,399 - None of it was okay. - Rachel" 1405 01:27:09,558 --> 01:27:11,686 No, no, no, let me say it. 1406 01:27:13,145 --> 01:27:15,318 Cancel the wedding. 1407 01:27:16,314 --> 01:27:18,157 Tell her you can't marry her. 1408 01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:24,998 I love you. I've always loved you. 1409 01:27:25,657 --> 01:27:29,332 And I should've told you a long time ago, but I'm telling you now... 1410 01:27:29,494 --> 01:27:32,668 ...before it's too late, before it's really too late. 1411 01:27:33,331 --> 01:27:36,255 You're not the only one who hasn't been living his life. 1412 01:27:37,002 --> 01:27:42,350 I haven't either, but I wanna live it now. And I wanna live it with you. 1413 01:27:53,351 --> 01:27:55,649 I can't, Rachel. 1414 01:27:57,773 --> 01:28:00,117 I'm so sorry. 1415 01:28:05,071 --> 01:28:06,789 I can't. 1416 01:29:09,970 --> 01:29:11,972 [TELEPHONE RING-ING] 1417 01:29:15,225 --> 01:29:18,229 ETHAN [ON RECORDING]: Hey, it's Ethan. Leave a message. Cheers. 1418 01:29:43,628 --> 01:29:45,801 [MOUTHS] I'm sorry. 1419 01:29:54,180 --> 01:29:57,229 Wow, thank God you said sorry first, because that would've been embarrassing. 1420 01:29:57,392 --> 01:30:00,066 - Heh-heh-heh. Hi. - Hi. 1421 01:30:02,981 --> 01:30:05,655 - Wow. Are you trying to make me cry? - Heh, heh. 1422 01:30:06,067 --> 01:30:12,495 Hey, so totally not a big deal, but, um, why are you here? 1423 01:30:12,657 --> 01:30:14,955 I, uh, just needed to get away. 1424 01:30:15,118 --> 01:30:19,339 This close to the wedding? Darcy must be freaking out. 1425 01:30:19,497 --> 01:30:21,420 You're where? 1426 01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:24,678 It is one week before my wedding, Rachel, and you're in London? 1427 01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:26,008 RACHEL: I know. 1428 01:30:26,171 --> 01:30:28,014 Um, I, uh ... 1429 01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:31,635 I just need some time. 1430 01:30:32,969 --> 01:30:34,312 You're my maid of honor. 1431 01:30:34,471 --> 01:30:36,144 - And you needed time? - It's Rachel? 1432 01:30:36,306 --> 01:30:38,183 DARCY: Are you kidding? - I, um ... 1433 01:30:39,559 --> 01:30:43,689 Rachel, Rachel, the band you picked sucks. The caterer is a nightmare. 1434 01:30:43,855 --> 01:30:46,483 You need to get back here right now. Right now. 1435 01:30:47,025 --> 01:30:49,528 - Darcy... - Right now! 1436 01:30:51,738 --> 01:30:53,240 No. 1437 01:30:54,282 --> 01:30:55,329 Wow. 1438 01:30:56,034 --> 01:30:57,206 What the fuck? 1439 01:30:57,369 --> 01:30:59,542 Do you need me to be your maid of honor? 1440 01:31:01,373 --> 01:31:02,545 Oh, my God. 1441 01:31:02,749 --> 01:31:04,217 I can do it. 1442 01:31:10,799 --> 01:31:14,520 I have dreamed about Darcy getting married almost my whole life. 1443 01:31:14,678 --> 01:31:18,399 But I don't know how to stand next to them while they promise those things. 1444 01:31:19,057 --> 01:31:21,105 While she says my words. 1445 01:31:21,267 --> 01:31:23,690 I still say you should've told Dex she was cheating. 1446 01:31:23,853 --> 01:31:29,110 No. And, besides, I didn't want him to pick me by default. 1447 01:31:29,776 --> 01:31:31,904 I wanna be someone's first choice. 1448 01:31:32,404 --> 01:31:33,906 Yeah. 1449 01:31:35,073 --> 01:31:36,541 You are. 1450 01:31:36,700 --> 01:31:38,919 No, I know what you're saying. 1451 01:31:40,412 --> 01:31:42,085 I'm not his first choice. 1452 01:31:42,247 --> 01:31:44,045 Maybe you're someone's first choice. 1453 01:31:59,055 --> 01:32:00,682 What? 1454 01:32:01,182 --> 01:32:02,934 You never wondered about me? 1455 01:32:04,769 --> 01:32:07,067 I don't know how to say this. Um ... 1456 01:32:08,606 --> 01:32:11,234 God, Rachel, I like you. 1457 01:32:13,194 --> 01:32:15,117 I've always liked you. 1458 01:32:15,864 --> 01:32:20,119 And when another guy came in the picture, I liked you even more. 1459 01:32:22,245 --> 01:32:27,046 You are home for me. 1460 01:32:30,253 --> 01:32:32,722 Wow. That sounded crazy. Heh. 1461 01:32:32,881 --> 01:32:37,637 Wow. And that's probably what all this is. I mean, it's probably just crazy. It's not... 1462 01:32:37,844 --> 01:32:39,642 It's not love. 1463 01:32:40,305 --> 01:32:43,184 Even though it kind of feels like it is. 1464 01:32:46,644 --> 01:32:48,442 Don't worry, I ... 1465 01:32:49,064 --> 01:32:51,863 My love's not really the overwhelming kind. 1466 01:32:52,025 --> 01:32:58,158 Jesus, when I'm in love, I, uh, drink rose and watch Remains of the Day. So ... 1467 01:33:04,287 --> 01:33:07,040 I don't know, Rachel. Maybe it's just that I ... 1468 01:33:07,957 --> 01:33:09,834 Maybe it's just that I miss you. 1469 01:33:15,131 --> 01:33:18,055 But I think you fell in love with someone else. 1470 01:33:23,515 --> 01:33:28,066 And I think you still are. 1471 01:33:39,155 --> 01:33:40,452 [CHUCKLES] 1472 01:33:42,659 --> 01:33:45,003 Oh, damn it. 1473 01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:49,215 - I knew I should've gone for Claire. - Ha-ha-ha. 1474 01:33:55,046 --> 01:33:57,469 - You still have a pump in every color. - Ha-ha-ha. 1475 01:33:58,633 --> 01:34:02,558 Yeah, every night, I put on my princess outfit. 1476 01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:04,722 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 1477 01:34:17,443 --> 01:34:18,820 [DOOR OPENS] 1478 01:34:19,988 --> 01:34:21,205 Oh, good, you're up. 1479 01:34:24,367 --> 01:34:25,744 Hey, Ethan? 1480 01:34:26,202 --> 01:34:27,749 I'm going back. 1481 01:34:27,912 --> 01:34:32,088 Yeah, well, I think you and I both knew you weren't gonna miss that wedding. 1482 01:34:32,250 --> 01:34:34,924 No, I'm not going back for her. 1483 01:34:38,173 --> 01:34:40,426 This isn't who I am. 1484 01:34:41,551 --> 01:34:44,270 I can't do whatever I want and not care if I hurt anybody. 1485 01:34:44,429 --> 01:34:47,603 Besides, Darcy didn't do anything wrong. I did. 1486 01:34:47,765 --> 01:34:51,440 Rachel, I can't hear this "Daddy hits me because he loves me" stuff any more. 1487 01:34:51,603 --> 01:34:54,903 No, this isn't me being pathetic any more. 1488 01:34:55,565 --> 01:34:59,286 I have always thought it was Darcy who took things from me... 1489 01:34:59,485 --> 01:35:03,615 ...but really it was just me who was giving everything up to her. 1490 01:35:05,033 --> 01:35:06,751 And Darcy may be... 1491 01:35:08,077 --> 01:35:13,254 ...whatever Darcy is. I don't know what Darcy is, but she is my best friend. 1492 01:35:13,791 --> 01:35:16,385 And I want to be there for her. 1493 01:35:16,544 --> 01:35:18,797 So I'm going to that wedding. 1494 01:35:26,930 --> 01:35:28,477 Then you win. 1495 01:35:59,087 --> 01:36:00,509 How did you, uh...? 1496 01:36:00,672 --> 01:36:04,677 Called your office. I wanted to be here when you got home. 1497 01:36:06,636 --> 01:36:08,354 You have to go. 1498 01:36:09,347 --> 01:36:11,190 I can't do this any more. 1499 01:36:12,934 --> 01:36:17,781 She deserves better. So do you. So do I. 1500 01:36:22,443 --> 01:36:23,865 I called off the wedding. 1501 01:36:33,621 --> 01:36:35,464 I told her I couldn't marry her. 1502 01:36:38,376 --> 01:36:39,878 When? 1503 01:36:40,586 --> 01:36:42,884 Couple hours ago. 1504 01:36:51,639 --> 01:36:53,357 What did she say? 1505 01:36:53,975 --> 01:36:55,022 What did she do? 1506 01:36:55,184 --> 01:36:57,403 She's pretty upset. 1507 01:36:57,645 --> 01:37:00,740 Mostly about what people are gonna think. 1508 01:37:01,399 --> 01:37:03,401 Then she threw a few things. 1509 01:37:03,818 --> 01:37:05,570 Did you tell her about us? 1510 01:37:06,696 --> 01:37:10,542 She asked if there was someone else. I said no. 1511 01:37:12,785 --> 01:37:15,538 Because I'm not sure yet if there still is. 1512 01:37:17,373 --> 01:37:19,341 I don't know what to say. 1513 01:37:19,500 --> 01:37:24,848 I don't expect anything. I don't deserve to expect anything. 1514 01:37:25,548 --> 01:37:29,098 I was afraid of hurting people. 1515 01:37:29,260 --> 01:37:31,683 And I just want to thank you... 1516 01:37:32,138 --> 01:37:35,108 ...for finally asking for what you wanted... 1517 01:37:37,560 --> 01:37:39,688 ...and for helping me to do the same. 1518 01:37:42,523 --> 01:37:44,742 I want to apologize... 1519 01:37:47,403 --> 01:37:50,782 ...for being such a moron outside that bar six years ago... 1520 01:37:53,159 --> 01:37:56,003 ...and outside the Jetty last week... 1521 01:37:58,623 --> 01:38:02,969 ...where I made the worst decision of my life. 1522 01:38:05,546 --> 01:38:10,143 Basically, you and I shouldn't have conversations outside bars any more. 1523 01:38:19,102 --> 01:38:20,570 [BANGING ON DOOR] 1524 01:38:21,354 --> 01:38:23,152 DARCY: Rachel. Open up. 1525 01:38:25,566 --> 01:38:28,661 - Darcy. DARCY: Yes. Open the door. 1526 01:38:28,820 --> 01:38:30,618 How did you get into the building? 1527 01:38:30,780 --> 01:38:34,000 DARCY: There was a pizza guy and he let me in. Who cares? Open the door. 1528 01:38:34,158 --> 01:38:36,160 I need to talk to you! 1529 01:38:37,203 --> 01:38:38,250 Yeah, um ... 1530 01:38:39,372 --> 01:38:40,840 - I'm just changing. DARCY: Ugh! 1531 01:38:41,332 --> 01:38:45,257 I've seen your ass. Open the door. 1532 01:38:47,338 --> 01:38:48,840 I called off the wedding. 1533 01:38:51,676 --> 01:38:53,019 - You did. - Well... 1534 01:38:53,761 --> 01:38:57,436 ...technically, Dex said it first, but I was thinking the same thing. 1535 01:38:57,765 --> 01:39:01,941 Wow. I think I need some air to process that. Wanna go for a walk? 1536 01:39:02,103 --> 01:39:04,822 No. I need to sit down. 1537 01:39:04,981 --> 01:39:07,825 - Before I tell you what I came to tell you... - Okay. 1538 01:39:07,984 --> 01:39:10,863 ...I just wanna say that I'm not the only one of us... 1539 01:39:11,028 --> 01:39:12,871 ...who's being dishonest here. 1540 01:39:17,326 --> 01:39:20,205 - What have I been dishonest about? - Please. 1541 01:39:20,997 --> 01:39:22,840 Give me a little credit, Rachel. 1542 01:39:25,042 --> 01:39:27,136 Claire told me you were lying about Ethan. 1543 01:39:27,295 --> 01:39:30,515 I know for an absolute fact that you are not sleeping with Marcus. 1544 01:39:30,673 --> 01:39:34,052 So, what, you're making up stories to make me jealous? 1545 01:39:34,218 --> 01:39:37,722 You know I'm more sexual than you. I always have been. 1546 01:39:37,889 --> 01:39:41,018 I wasn't e... And there was never a... 1547 01:39:42,685 --> 01:39:44,904 How did you know I never slept with Marcus? 1548 01:39:45,730 --> 01:39:49,155 Well, um, you said he was circumcised. 1549 01:39:50,318 --> 01:39:53,367 - Okay. - And he is not. 1550 01:39:55,907 --> 01:39:57,705 Marcus is the guy you slept with? 1551 01:39:58,117 --> 01:40:00,620 That's what I wanted to tell you. 1552 01:40:00,786 --> 01:40:03,539 - Can you get me some water? - Wait, when? 1553 01:40:03,956 --> 01:40:05,799 When did you sleep with him? 1554 01:40:05,958 --> 01:40:07,756 Fourth of July. 1555 01:40:07,919 --> 01:40:10,763 Well, we were both lonely, and we were both drunk. 1556 01:40:10,922 --> 01:40:11,969 [FLOOR CREAKS NEARBY] 1557 01:40:12,131 --> 01:40:14,930 And we both felt awful afterwards. 1558 01:40:15,843 --> 01:40:20,690 I mean, we promised right then and there that we would never do it again. 1559 01:40:22,391 --> 01:40:25,611 And we broke that promise, because we did it again. 1560 01:40:25,770 --> 01:40:26,771 A couple times. 1561 01:40:26,938 --> 01:40:28,906 You slept with him more than once? 1562 01:40:31,108 --> 01:40:35,284 Oh, God. Marcus and I have a ... 1563 01:40:35,613 --> 01:40:37,081 Sit. 1564 01:40:37,240 --> 01:40:40,961 Okay, Marcus and I have an extremely powerful connection. 1565 01:40:41,118 --> 01:40:42,961 It's like... 1566 01:40:43,955 --> 01:40:45,127 ...genetic. 1567 01:40:45,540 --> 01:40:47,133 Genetic. 1568 01:40:48,292 --> 01:40:50,090 Chemical? 1569 01:40:50,586 --> 01:40:52,884 Whatever. I'm not a word person. 1570 01:40:53,047 --> 01:40:58,304 Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, I'm gonna need you now more than ever. 1571 01:41:02,598 --> 01:41:04,316 I took a test. 1572 01:41:06,143 --> 01:41:07,315 You're pregnant? 1573 01:41:07,478 --> 01:41:09,401 I am. 1574 01:41:10,481 --> 01:41:12,904 It's crazy. 1575 01:41:13,067 --> 01:41:15,741 I mean... And good. 1576 01:41:15,903 --> 01:41:18,406 I mean, Marcus has been amazing. 1577 01:41:18,573 --> 01:41:21,497 He is not what you think. 1578 01:41:22,493 --> 01:41:26,464 Yes, yes, he's a Caveman, a total Caveman. 1579 01:41:26,622 --> 01:41:29,922 But one time, he made a little splint... 1580 01:41:30,084 --> 01:41:32,963 ...for this little chipmunk with a broken leg. 1581 01:41:33,129 --> 01:41:35,382 Is that not the sweetest thing you've ever heard? 1582 01:41:35,548 --> 01:41:37,050 Yeah. 1583 01:41:37,216 --> 01:41:41,847 I gotta go. He's downstairs. He's waiting. But I love you so much. 1584 01:41:46,017 --> 01:41:48,361 It's crazy... 1585 01:41:48,519 --> 01:41:50,817 ...how things work out sometimes, huh? 1586 01:41:54,358 --> 01:41:55,905 Bye. 1587 01:42:00,573 --> 01:42:02,667 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1588 01:42:12,835 --> 01:42:15,054 Is that Dex's jacket? 1589 01:42:21,469 --> 01:42:23,142 What is it doing here? 1590 01:42:24,221 --> 01:42:27,316 Oh, he just left it at the restaurant. I must've picked it up. 1591 01:42:27,475 --> 01:42:29,273 No. 1592 01:42:29,727 --> 01:42:34,028 No, he didn't, because he was wearing it today, so ... 1593 01:42:34,774 --> 01:42:37,152 What is it doing here? 1594 01:42:39,195 --> 01:42:40,868 What is it doing here? 1595 01:42:41,989 --> 01:42:43,411 Darcy ... 1596 01:42:45,576 --> 01:42:47,044 Where is he? 1597 01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:49,372 Darcy. 1598 01:42:49,914 --> 01:42:51,461 Where is he? 1599 01:42:53,501 --> 01:42:55,253 Where is he? 1600 01:42:56,128 --> 01:42:57,675 Dex? 1601 01:42:57,838 --> 01:43:00,091 - Darcy. Please, let's just ... - Dex! Dex? 1602 01:43:02,635 --> 01:43:04,933 - Dex? - Darcy, no! 1603 01:43:08,516 --> 01:43:10,268 Dex! 1604 01:43:12,144 --> 01:43:14,272 - You liar! - Are you kidding me? 1605 01:43:14,438 --> 01:43:16,281 You told me there was nobody in... 1606 01:43:16,440 --> 01:43:20,035 You are pregnant! Are you pretending you're the wronged party here? 1607 01:43:20,194 --> 01:43:21,946 Rachel? How could you do this to me? 1608 01:43:22,113 --> 01:43:24,957 I never wanted to hurt you, Darcy. I never wanted to hurt you! 1609 01:43:25,116 --> 01:43:28,620 - Rachel! How could you do this to me? - Darcy, I never wanted to hurt you. 1610 01:43:28,786 --> 01:43:31,710 I hate you. I hate you. 1611 01:43:31,872 --> 01:43:33,419 I hate you. 1612 01:43:34,166 --> 01:43:36,134 I hate you. 1613 01:43:37,628 --> 01:43:39,380 I hate you. 1614 01:43:39,547 --> 01:43:42,972 I never wanna speak to you again! Ever! 1615 01:43:58,566 --> 01:44:01,445 Dude, you suck. I'm telling Mom. 1616 01:44:10,202 --> 01:44:12,170 Wish me luck, dude. 1617 01:44:49,116 --> 01:44:50,834 Hey. 1618 01:44:55,998 --> 01:44:57,500 You look good. 1619 01:44:58,167 --> 01:45:02,968 I know. Clearly, I'm gonna be one of those girls who only carries in my belly. 1620 01:45:07,051 --> 01:45:08,678 I bought him that shirt. 1621 01:45:15,643 --> 01:45:17,566 Darcy, I'm really sorry. 1622 01:45:18,062 --> 01:45:20,565 You're really sorry you slept with my fiancé? 1623 01:45:21,941 --> 01:45:24,569 No, I'm sorry I hurt you. 1624 01:45:28,739 --> 01:45:30,662 You always were jealous of me. 1625 01:45:32,034 --> 01:45:34,332 Ever since I got into Notre Dame. 1626 01:45:38,207 --> 01:45:39,584 You're right. 1627 01:45:42,378 --> 01:45:44,597 Darcy, I miss you. 1628 01:45:47,299 --> 01:45:49,301 Every day. 1629 01:46:00,771 --> 01:46:05,072 You know, I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life... 1630 01:46:06,110 --> 01:46:07,236 ...so whatever. 1631 01:46:09,071 --> 01:46:10,914 I'm glad. 1632 01:46:17,496 --> 01:46:19,294 Rachel? 1633 01:46:20,833 --> 01:46:22,710 I am, though. 1634 01:46:24,795 --> 01:46:26,138 Happy... 1635 01:46:35,764 --> 01:46:37,266 Good. 1636 01:47:05,002 --> 01:47:07,004 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 1637 01:47:11,133 --> 01:47:12,976 Hey. Where are you? 1638 01:47:31,904 --> 01:47:33,872 I'll take this. 1639 01:49:56,757 --> 01:49:58,759 [BELLS GONGING] 1640 01:49:59,176 --> 01:50:01,304 What'd I miss? What did I miss? 1641 01:50:01,512 --> 01:50:03,355 Okay, okay. 1642 01:50:03,680 --> 01:50:04,772 DARCY: Ethan. 1643 01:50:07,184 --> 01:50:09,357 Ethan. 1644 01:50:09,728 --> 01:50:11,571 Ethan. 1645 01:50:19,363 --> 01:50:20,956 Ethan. 1646 01:50:21,198 --> 01:50:22,871 Ethan? 1647 01:50:23,033 --> 01:50:24,535 Ethan! 1648 01:52:30,869 --> 01:52:32,871 [English - us - SDH]