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What's with the Michael Jackson
outfit?

2
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That's, like,
two years old.

3
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I got scared.

4
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You were supposed to be
Billy Ocean.

5
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Why would Michael Jackson

6
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sign with Roland Orzabal?

7
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Why would Billy Ocean
sing with Roland Orzabal?

8
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'Cause he's awesome.

9
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Now we gotta add
the moonwalk into Shout

10
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and hope the judges
don't slam us for it.

11
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I don't know how
to moonwalk.

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You better learn quick.

13
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(man)
Shawn Spencer
and Mr. Burton Guster.

14
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Let's give 'em
a nice round of applause.

15
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[crowd cheering]

16
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[woman singing soulfully]
* She'll be...

17
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[beatboxing]
* Comin' around the mountain

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* When she comes

19
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* She'll be comin' around
the mountain *

20
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* When she comes

21
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* She'll be comin' around
the mountain *

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* She'll be comin' around
the mountain *

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* She'll be comin' around
the mountain *

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* When she comes *

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[men on TV]
* Ave Maria *

26
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[chuckling]

27
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[English accent]
You're stiff.

28
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Inarticulate.

29
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Slightly jaundiced.
Asymmetrical.

30
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You smell.

31
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The one on the right--

32
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there's something
in your teeth.

33
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All in all,
I'd say

34
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there's absolutely
nothing worthwhile

35
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about either one of you.

36
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But we haven't even sang yet.

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Apples and oranges.

38
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Anybody else?

39
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I like 'em.

40
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Well, of course
you liked them.

41
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You've been asleep
for the last 45 minutes.

42
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Zapato?
Well, I--

43
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Good.
Moving on.

44
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Coming up after the break--

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You see what I mean?
Shh!

46
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You shooshing me
for reality TV?
Shh!

47
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Dude--
Zip!

48
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I'm Lester Beacon
and this is American Duos.

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* American Duos *

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Rule number one, Shawn--

51
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no talking during Duos.

52
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Oh, for the love
of Lori Loughlin.

53
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Please use the pause button
just once.

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Why did we get TiVo

55
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if we never fast-forward

56
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and I can't stop
for commentary?

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[phone ringing]

58
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Whoa, no calls either.

59
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Gus, don't be
a rabid porcupine.

60
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This is just
another knockoff

61
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of the other knockoff

62
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of the original knockoff
of that other show.

63
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[Lester on TV]
And welcome back
to American Duos.

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First of all, Shawn,

65
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look at the guy
on the right.

66
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* American Duos *

67
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(Shawn)
Zapato?

68
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He's not black.
He's Latino.

69
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That's different.

70
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The contestants in this one
are duos,

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which makes it
way more compelling.

72
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They have to mesh;
become one soul.

73
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Like V'ger and Stephen Collins
in Star Trek I.

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And they're shooting
in Santa Barbara this year,

75
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which more than compensates.

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[phone ringing]

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Don't you dare answer that.

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Dude, it's Jules.

79
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She could be bleeding
and in a ditch.

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She's not bleeding.
She could be in a ditch.

81
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She's not in a ditch.

82
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She could be lonely
and in the shower.

83
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She has a shower phone?
I certainly hope so.

84
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Dude, it's a win-win...

85
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except for the ditch one.

86
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Hello?

87
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Nothing...at all.

88
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We'll be right there.

89
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Shawn!

90
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(Shawn)
That's it.
I'm canceling the TiVo.

91
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No more frame-by-frame.

92
00:03:02,532 --> 00:03:03,634
No more Ghost Cat.

93
00:03:03,667 --> 00:03:04,937
I recorded that
by accident.

94
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Then why didn't you erase it
for three months?

95
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Fine, but I'm putting up

96
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the official Burton Guster
spoiler alert.

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Until I get back
and watch the recording,

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nobody utters a word
about American Duos.

99
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That's going to be difficult.

100
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Why?

101
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Oh, wow!
That's Nigel St. Nigel.

102
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You know,
you were totally unfair

103
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to Catherine Clement
in season two.

104
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I don't remember the person

105
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to whom you are referring.

106
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But she was hideous.

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This is them?

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Yes, this is Shawn Spencer
and Burton Guster--

109
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our resident psychic team.

110
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The answer is no.

111
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Mr. St. Nigel, this is exactly
what you asked for.

112
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Hear them out.

113
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There's no reason.

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Hear...them...out.

115
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Nigel needs protection.

116
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Do you realize
you're in a police station?

117
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I don't trust the police.

118
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They're useless.

119
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No offense.

120
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Oh, none taken.

121
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Mr. St. Nigel has been
the victim

122
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of a series of attempts
and threats on his life

123
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by a crazed stalker.

124
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He believes that even
the police

125
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could somehow be
in on the conspiracy

126
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even though we've assured him
that--

127
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I can speak for myself.

128
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And stop slouching.

129
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Every time I bring in

130
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some sort
of professional protection

131
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my attacker gets closer.

132
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My car has been tampered with.

133
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My trailer has been
broken into.

134
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Accidents follow me everywhere.

135
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What I need is someone

136
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who can anticipate
my attacker's next move.

137
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Someone who can move about
undetected.

138
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You're talking about
a psychic.

139
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Someone who can see danger
before it occurs.

140
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Someone who can say,
"Nigel, duck!"

141
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before the bullet
exits the chamber.

142
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Spare me the theatrics.

143
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Can you do it or not?

144
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Look, we are asking you
to go undercover.

145
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No one outside of this office

146
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will know that
you're on the job.

147
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What about Detective Lassiter?

148
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Absolutely not.

149
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His hair looks like

150
00:05:03,808 --> 00:05:05,979
it's been poured
out of a cake mold.

151
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[laughs]

152
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Nigel, get ready
to feel safe.

153
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Jules, I need complete access
to the theater.

154
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Green rooms, air shafts,
spokesmodels--

155
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Whoa, whoa, slow down.

156
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We need to think this through.

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Come up with a plan.

158
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You'll need to blend.

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Obviously the local police
already know you

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so a false identity--

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I already have a plan.

162
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You have a plan?

163
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What is it?

164
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Oh, I'm sorry.

165
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I thought you wanted us
to be stealth.

166
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Bring on
the next contestants.

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Presenting
Shawn Spence Starr

168
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and Gus TT Showbizz.

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Good luck, guys.

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Hello.

171
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So, what do you two hope

172
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to get out of the competition?

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Just hope to be here
long enough

174
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to do something awesome.

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(Emilina)
Uh-huh.

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Well, you know,
round one is the most...

177
00:06:03,427 --> 00:06:05,397
Why don't you just
go ahead?

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Warm up.

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* I keep
* Tonight

180
00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:08,870
* I keep
* Tonight

181
00:06:08,904 --> 00:06:11,442
You're warm.
You're red hot.

182
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[out of tune]
* Talking away

183
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* I don't know wha-

184
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* What to say--
I'll say it anyway *

185
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* Slowly learn
that life is okay *

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Wrong verse.

187
00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,303
* I'll be coming
for your love okay *

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* Take on me

189
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* Take on me

190
00:06:32,151 --> 00:06:34,422
* Take me on

191
00:06:34,456 --> 00:06:36,059
* Take on me

192
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[out of range]
* I'll be gone

193
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[screeching falsetto]
* In a dream *

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(Lester)
Really?

195
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Well...that was, um...

196
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something.
Mm-hmm.

197
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Something awesome.

198
00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,502
Honestly, guys.

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Bad news.

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I mean, this is gonna hurt--

201
00:07:00,841 --> 00:07:03,112
Although I do love
your style

202
00:07:03,145 --> 00:07:04,348
because you both chose
to wear purple.

203
00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:07,086
But I think we need
to be fort--

204
00:07:07,121 --> 00:07:08,155
forth--

205
00:07:08,189 --> 00:07:09,959
ford--forthright

206
00:07:09,992 --> 00:07:10,828
in saying that--

207
00:07:10,861 --> 00:07:12,631
That we cannot even begin
to understand

208
00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:14,969
how brilliant that was.

209
00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:16,304
What are you--
are you crazy?

210
00:07:17,507 --> 00:07:19,645
It was real.
It was rough.

211
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Post-post-postmodern,

212
00:07:22,618 --> 00:07:25,322
yet challenging.

213
00:07:25,356 --> 00:07:27,160
Sandpaper-esque.

214
00:07:28,196 --> 00:07:29,499
They weren't even singing
the same verse.

215
00:07:29,531 --> 00:07:30,501
I'm voting no.

216
00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,570
I'm voting yes.

217
00:07:31,602 --> 00:07:33,507
Well, it's up to Zapato.
He votes yes.

218
00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:34,943
(Emilina)
He hasn't even spoken.

219
00:07:34,977 --> 00:07:36,179
(Nigel)
He doesn't need to.

220
00:07:36,211 --> 00:07:37,181
Zapato?
Votes yes.

221
00:07:37,213 --> 00:07:38,183
Come on!

222
00:07:38,215 --> 00:07:39,317
Jam a cork in it,
Lester.

223
00:07:39,350 --> 00:07:40,319
We're moving on.
Oh...

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(Lester)
Nigel,
we all saw what happened

225
00:07:42,256 --> 00:07:43,694
with the Indian kid
on that other show and--

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00:07:43,726 --> 00:07:44,929
Next!
(Shawn)
Look out!

227
00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:52,077
[stagehand chatting
in background]

228
00:07:52,111 --> 00:07:53,312
Ahem...sweet!

229
00:07:54,414 --> 00:07:56,653
See you guys in round two.

230
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[The Friendly Indians'
I Know You Know]

231
00:07:59,626 --> 00:08:00,628
*

232
00:08:00,661 --> 00:08:02,363
* I know you know

233
00:08:02,397 --> 00:08:04,267
* That I'm not telling
the truth *

234
00:08:04,301 --> 00:08:05,470
* I know you know

235
00:08:05,504 --> 00:08:07,273
* They just don't have
any proof *

236
00:08:07,307 --> 00:08:08,610
* Where's the deception?

237
00:08:08,643 --> 00:08:10,714
* Learn how to bend

238
00:08:10,747 --> 00:08:12,451
* Your worst inhibitions

239
00:08:12,484 --> 00:08:14,789
* Tend to psych you out
in the end *

240
00:08:14,822 --> 00:08:19,464
* I know you know *

241
00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:20,534
Lester, this is ludicrous!

242
00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:22,704
I almost died...
again!

243
00:08:22,738 --> 00:08:24,140
Oh, it was an accident!

244
00:08:24,175 --> 00:08:25,643
Any fool could see that.

245
00:08:25,678 --> 00:08:27,280
We've had too many
costly delays already.

246
00:08:27,314 --> 00:08:28,584
You're paranoid, Nigel!

247
00:08:28,617 --> 00:08:29,619
That thing could've
almost landed

248
00:08:29,651 --> 00:08:30,688
on any one of us.

249
00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,456
But it didn't, Lester.

250
00:08:32,490 --> 00:08:34,195
It landed on me!

251
00:08:34,228 --> 00:08:36,464
You daft punk!

252
00:08:42,812 --> 00:08:44,816
Have you guys gone
completely insane?

253
00:08:44,848 --> 00:08:45,818
No.

254
00:08:45,850 --> 00:08:47,187
What was that?

255
00:08:47,221 --> 00:08:48,624
Us advancing
to the next round.

256
00:08:48,657 --> 00:08:50,160
You got half the words wrong!

257
00:08:50,193 --> 00:08:52,864
Jules, those A-ha guys
are Norwegian.

258
00:08:52,897 --> 00:08:53,866
They didn't even know
what they were singing.

259
00:08:53,899 --> 00:08:56,105
What are you planning on singing
for round two?

260
00:08:56,139 --> 00:08:57,174
Yankee Rose,
David Lee Roth.

261
00:08:58,276 --> 00:08:59,878
What?
Too obvious?

262
00:08:59,911 --> 00:09:01,081
No--Gus can sing
the guitar part.

263
00:09:01,081 --> 00:09:04,254
Guys, if you're gonna stay
in this competition,

264
00:09:04,288 --> 00:09:06,225
you're gonna need
to step it up--way up.

265
00:09:06,258 --> 00:09:08,129
Now, I have to go.

266
00:09:08,163 --> 00:09:09,731
I can't be seen talking to you.

267
00:09:09,765 --> 00:09:12,672
And not just because
you're undercover.

268
00:09:15,309 --> 00:09:17,513
Well, Nigel's essentially
a monster.

269
00:09:17,546 --> 00:09:19,317
He's an equal-opportunity
bastard.

270
00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,487
The list of suspects

271
00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:21,489
can be narrowed down
to everybody.

272
00:09:21,521 --> 00:09:22,725
Even I kind of want
to kill him.

273
00:09:22,757 --> 00:09:24,195
So where does that leave us?

274
00:09:24,228 --> 00:09:25,262
Well, there have been
at least nine incidents

275
00:09:25,297 --> 00:09:26,331
that can be counted

276
00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:28,937
as attempts on his life--
in nine different cities.

277
00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,674
We have to assume it's someone
who's here every week.

278
00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:32,377
Great.
No, not great.

279
00:09:32,410 --> 00:09:35,250
That only narrows it down
to crew, security, and fans.

280
00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,321
Most of which
are pretty die-hard.

281
00:09:37,354 --> 00:09:38,455
We're gonna have to talk
to everybody,

282
00:09:38,488 --> 00:09:39,792
which is gonna be difficult,

283
00:09:39,826 --> 00:09:41,329
because I think
I'm developing a polyp.

284
00:09:41,362 --> 00:09:45,804
[descending scales]
* Eee-e-e-e-e

285
00:09:45,838 --> 00:09:49,812
* Ah-a-a-a-a-ah

286
00:09:49,846 --> 00:09:51,349
Yo!

287
00:09:53,253 --> 00:09:55,422
I'm Shawn Spence Starr.

288
00:09:55,457 --> 00:09:57,862
This is my partner,
Gus TT Showbizz.

289
00:09:57,895 --> 00:09:59,597
The extra T
is for extra talent.

290
00:09:59,631 --> 00:10:00,933
(Shawn)
We just advanced
to the second round.

291
00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,470
Congratulations!

292
00:10:02,504 --> 00:10:03,840
Bevin.

293
00:10:03,873 --> 00:10:05,008
Bevin Rennie Llywellen.

294
00:10:05,042 --> 00:10:06,010
I'm next, I think.

295
00:10:06,044 --> 00:10:08,014
I think you got us beat
with that name already.

296
00:10:08,048 --> 00:10:10,753
[both forcing laughter]

297
00:10:10,788 --> 00:10:11,822
Where's your partner?

298
00:10:11,855 --> 00:10:13,694
I got rid of him.

299
00:10:13,727 --> 00:10:15,297
I sing both parts.

300
00:10:15,329 --> 00:10:17,366
The show's called
American Duos.

301
00:10:17,401 --> 00:10:18,837
(Bevin)
It's my hook.

302
00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:20,640
Everyone needs a thing,
right?

303
00:10:20,673 --> 00:10:22,411
I learned that last year.

304
00:10:22,443 --> 00:10:24,281
Good luck, dudes.

305
00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:26,952
He did it.

306
00:10:26,986 --> 00:10:27,988
Him?

307
00:10:28,021 --> 00:10:29,457
You talk to one dude
and you're done?

308
00:10:29,491 --> 00:10:31,695
His name
is Bevin Rennie Llywellen.

309
00:10:31,729 --> 00:10:33,031
Whoo hoo hoo!

310
00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:35,838
Whoo hoo!

311
00:10:35,871 --> 00:10:38,309
We made it!

312
00:10:38,343 --> 00:10:39,912
Hey, you fellow winners!

313
00:10:39,946 --> 00:10:40,713
Chance Cade.

314
00:10:40,747 --> 00:10:42,451
This here's my brother
Rance.

315
00:10:42,484 --> 00:10:43,753
We just made it
to the next round too.

316
00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:47,928
Rance...nice.

317
00:10:47,962 --> 00:10:50,632
Nigel just called us
a curious cocktail

318
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,035
of inbreeding
and type 2 diabetes.

319
00:10:52,070 --> 00:10:54,540
But then he passed us through
anyway.

320
00:10:54,575 --> 00:10:56,110
That's hitting
below the belt.

321
00:10:56,143 --> 00:10:57,815
Yeah, well...

322
00:10:57,848 --> 00:10:59,351
Australian people are mean.

323
00:11:01,153 --> 00:11:01,321
Hey!
[snaps fingers]

324
00:11:01,321 --> 00:11:04,561
Let's go.

325
00:11:06,631 --> 00:11:07,601
I was wrong;
they did it.

326
00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:08,704
Shawn.

327
00:11:08,737 --> 00:11:12,009
[dance music playing]

328
00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:19,391
*

329
00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:25,502
The stalker
could've accessed

330
00:11:25,537 --> 00:11:26,539
the fallen light
from up here.

331
00:11:26,571 --> 00:11:27,774
He sure could've.

332
00:11:37,594 --> 00:11:39,565
You supposed to be
up here?

333
00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:41,469
Define "supposed to be."

334
00:11:47,982 --> 00:11:49,017
How do you expect me

335
00:11:49,050 --> 00:11:51,489
to carry you two howler monkeys
through tomorrow?

336
00:11:51,522 --> 00:11:52,591
Whoa.

337
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,226
Well, I might've been
a little pitchy.

338
00:11:54,259 --> 00:11:55,863
I had a dairy-heavy
Jamba Juice.

339
00:11:55,897 --> 00:11:57,467
Stop the excuses.

340
00:11:57,501 --> 00:11:58,401
Step it up!

341
00:11:58,435 --> 00:12:00,941
I cannot carry you
through another round.

342
00:12:00,974 --> 00:12:03,579
I think I preferred
the stalker.

343
00:12:03,612 --> 00:12:04,614
(Shawn)
Don't.

344
00:12:04,648 --> 00:12:06,519
Don't what?

345
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:08,121
Uh...smoke.

346
00:12:08,155 --> 00:12:09,525
Those things'll kill you.

347
00:12:09,557 --> 00:12:10,559
Well, add them to the list.

348
00:12:10,592 --> 00:12:13,533
[dramatic music]

349
00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:17,741
*

350
00:12:17,775 --> 00:12:18,743
Stop!

351
00:12:18,777 --> 00:12:20,647
I do not have physical contact

352
00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:22,985
with people with arm hair!

353
00:12:23,018 --> 00:12:25,022
That case--

354
00:12:25,056 --> 00:12:28,295
Was a gift from Les McKeown
of the Bay City Rollers.

355
00:12:28,327 --> 00:12:30,166
It's a very expensive bla--

356
00:12:30,198 --> 00:12:31,870
[electricity zapping]

357
00:12:37,614 --> 00:12:38,784
[thump]

358
00:12:38,816 --> 00:12:40,553
How many do we got, officer?

359
00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:42,056
A lot--you're sure
that you wanted

360
00:12:42,090 --> 00:12:43,324
everybody who was
in the building?

361
00:12:43,357 --> 00:12:44,326
Well, that's what I said,
isn't it?

362
00:12:44,359 --> 00:12:46,064
Everybody inside,
everybody outside.

363
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,867
It's attempted murder.
I'm not screwing around here.

364
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:48,804
Okay, but--

365
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,340
Just stop talking
and open the door, please.

366
00:12:51,373 --> 00:12:52,310
Really, McNab,

367
00:12:52,342 --> 00:12:54,648
you might want to open
your ears for once.

368
00:12:54,681 --> 00:12:55,783
You could learn--

369
00:12:59,725 --> 00:13:01,328
Go get me some coffee.

370
00:13:02,897 --> 00:13:04,200
Great.

371
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:06,237
What are you two doing
down at that competition?

372
00:13:06,271 --> 00:13:07,607
We're looking
for our big break.

373
00:13:07,641 --> 00:13:08,575
Do I get a phone call?

374
00:13:08,609 --> 00:13:11,614
No, I am trying
to conduct an investigation.

375
00:13:11,649 --> 00:13:12,683
Out!

376
00:13:12,716 --> 00:13:14,087
Don't you want to ask us
if we did it?

377
00:13:14,119 --> 00:13:16,791
Ask him.
I plead the Fifth.

378
00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:21,168
[laughter]

379
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,004
What's happening,
undercover partner?

380
00:13:23,037 --> 00:13:25,375
No public discussion
of your undercover business.

381
00:13:25,409 --> 00:13:26,679
We need a choreographer.

382
00:13:26,712 --> 00:13:27,714
You need a choreographer.

383
00:13:27,746 --> 00:13:29,685
You both have many needs, so--

384
00:13:29,718 --> 00:13:31,722
So I'm getting
a very strong vibration

385
00:13:31,754 --> 00:13:32,756
that you can dance.

386
00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:35,831
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

387
00:13:38,803 --> 00:13:41,274
Well, I did go
to cheerleader camp.

388
00:13:41,308 --> 00:13:43,145
For two weeks.
I got kicked out.

389
00:13:43,178 --> 00:13:44,916
Kicked out?
Yeah, it's a long story.

390
00:13:44,948 --> 00:13:46,450
Suffice to say
I don't like liars

391
00:13:46,483 --> 00:13:47,787
who steal nail polish
and then pass out

392
00:13:47,821 --> 00:13:48,823
when you slap 'em
a little bit

393
00:13:48,857 --> 00:13:50,727
on the back of the head.

394
00:13:52,797 --> 00:13:55,302
Jules, listen--
I can feel in my heart

395
00:13:55,336 --> 00:13:57,139
that you can get
into the groove.

396
00:13:57,173 --> 00:13:58,743
Now, we need to step it up,
literally.

397
00:13:58,776 --> 00:14:01,681
And we need to stomp the yard...
figuratively.

398
00:14:01,681 --> 00:14:04,755
This is an elite class
of performer.

399
00:14:04,788 --> 00:14:07,093
Shawn, 97 teams have advanced
to round two.

400
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,763
We're out of time.
You're all we've got.

401
00:14:08,795 --> 00:14:09,765
Everything's riding on this!

402
00:14:09,797 --> 00:14:10,967
Step up to the plate!

403
00:14:14,174 --> 00:14:15,977
[whispering]
Guys.

404
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,751
Sit.

405
00:14:19,785 --> 00:14:21,521
Okay, look--

406
00:14:21,553 --> 00:14:23,424
the only time
I have ever danced publicly

407
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:25,763
was in a high school performance
of Everybody Hip-Hop!

408
00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:28,035
which closed after
two performances.

409
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,871
Jules, all we do is argue.

410
00:14:29,906 --> 00:14:30,908
Gus is very stubborn.

411
00:14:30,940 --> 00:14:32,476
We need a guiding force.

412
00:14:32,509 --> 00:14:34,014
A Svengali, if you will.

413
00:14:34,046 --> 00:14:36,117
Shawn, I'm a detective,
not a Svengali.

414
00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:37,119
Jules--
Shawn, I think I would know

415
00:14:37,152 --> 00:14:38,957
if I were a Svengali.

416
00:14:39,926 --> 00:14:40,993
Fine.

417
00:14:41,028 --> 00:14:42,263
Whatever.

418
00:14:42,296 --> 00:14:45,803
I guess my heart vibes
are jammed.

419
00:14:45,837 --> 00:14:47,406
Never mind.

420
00:14:54,956 --> 00:14:55,924
Wait.

421
00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:57,159
So what exactly do you do

422
00:14:57,192 --> 00:14:58,295
on the show,
Zappito?

423
00:14:58,328 --> 00:14:59,564
Zapato.

424
00:14:59,596 --> 00:15:00,867
It's immaterial.

425
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,801
I'm a judge.

426
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,106
What kind of judge?

427
00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:08,215
A talent judge...
on camera.

428
00:15:08,247 --> 00:15:09,283
Sit on the far left.

429
00:15:09,317 --> 00:15:10,953
Really?

430
00:15:12,255 --> 00:15:13,257
Have you seen the show?

431
00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:14,394
Yeah, a hundred times.

432
00:15:14,426 --> 00:15:16,064
I'm sure I would've
remembered you.

433
00:15:16,097 --> 00:15:17,935
[laughs]
I can't believe this.

434
00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:20,639
I was the first person
hired for the show.

435
00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:22,275
My first record went gold.

436
00:15:22,309 --> 00:15:24,915
* Mira me

437
00:15:27,153 --> 00:15:28,121
Well, you are spinning yourself
into circles,

438
00:15:28,155 --> 00:15:29,457
whoever you are.

439
00:15:29,489 --> 00:15:30,927
Maybe you should go outside
and rethink your story.

440
00:15:30,961 --> 00:15:31,995
What story?

441
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,465
Exactly.

442
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:34,867
Get him out of here.

443
00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:39,911
Keep an eye on that one.

444
00:15:39,946 --> 00:15:42,985
Who's next?

445
00:15:43,018 --> 00:15:45,355
Yeah, great,
the Bride of Frankenstein.

446
00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:47,125
Have a seat.

447
00:15:48,997 --> 00:15:49,966
What am I doing here?

448
00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:51,434
Well, let's see.

449
00:15:51,468 --> 00:15:53,572
Your trailer's
right next to Nigel's.

450
00:15:53,605 --> 00:15:54,739
You hate him.

451
00:15:54,773 --> 00:15:57,180
And you can't seem to account
for your whereabouts

452
00:15:57,212 --> 00:15:58,281
for most of the last 60 days.

453
00:15:58,314 --> 00:15:59,716
Everybody hates Nigel.

454
00:15:59,749 --> 00:16:01,720
And Everybody Loves Raymond.

455
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:04,027
But everybody doesn't have
a vacant sense of morality

456
00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:06,264
and an assault with a deadly
weapon charge on their record.

457
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,601
That was a publicity stunt.

458
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:12,042
The "weapon" was a forklift
and I was drunk

459
00:16:12,075 --> 00:16:14,747
on a spray bottle
of Charlie.

460
00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:15,949
Well, I'm gonna need
some answers, and fast.

461
00:16:15,983 --> 00:16:18,022
Otherwise you and I are gonna
turn on the hot lights,

462
00:16:18,055 --> 00:16:20,492
do the "Lindsay Hop"
and see who cracks first.

463
00:16:20,526 --> 00:16:22,295
Now you're trying
to seduce me.

464
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:24,134
I never thought
I would make this sound

465
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:27,172
in my lifetime,
but...ew.

466
00:16:30,111 --> 00:16:33,417
You left me alone
half the day.

467
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,156
You were at a police station.

468
00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:37,126
You'll never make it
as bodyguards.

469
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,162
We're not bodyguards.

470
00:16:38,195 --> 00:16:40,566
You'll never make it
as anything.

471
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,109
Oh, thank God!

472
00:16:45,142 --> 00:16:47,146
I'm starving.

473
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,814
Hmm.

474
00:16:48,847 --> 00:16:50,086
What do you got there?

475
00:16:50,119 --> 00:16:52,255
My standing order.

476
00:16:53,491 --> 00:16:56,564
[humming]

477
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:57,633
Wait!

478
00:16:58,767 --> 00:16:59,737
Give it back!

479
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:00,806
[English accent]
No.

480
00:17:00,838 --> 00:17:02,042
Give it back!

481
00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:03,377
No.

482
00:17:03,412 --> 00:17:04,579
[splat]

483
00:17:04,614 --> 00:17:07,253
What is it with you
and throwing things?

484
00:17:08,388 --> 00:17:09,424
Don't eat that!

485
00:17:09,457 --> 00:17:10,559
Why the devil not?

486
00:17:10,591 --> 00:17:11,760
'Cause I'm getting

487
00:17:11,794 --> 00:17:13,597
a very strong feeling
about this sandwich.

488
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:14,599
It's--

489
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:15,636
Delicious?

490
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:16,638
No.
Herb-crusted?

491
00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:18,242
No!

492
00:17:18,274 --> 00:17:20,112
It's not from
the hotel kitchen.

493
00:17:20,146 --> 00:17:21,148
And?

494
00:17:21,181 --> 00:17:24,120
And...
it's poisoned.

495
00:17:24,154 --> 00:17:25,822
Aah!

496
00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:33,138
Well, it stings, but it looks
like Spencer was right.

497
00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:34,072
According to the toxicology
reports,

498
00:17:34,106 --> 00:17:36,211
there's enough drugs
to kill a Clydesdale

499
00:17:36,244 --> 00:17:38,514
in that tuna Nicoise salad
sandwich.

500
00:17:38,547 --> 00:17:40,152
You see, your hotel detail

501
00:17:40,186 --> 00:17:41,821
couldn't even manage
one room.

502
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:42,855
[mimicking Nigel]
Well, pardon me,

503
00:17:42,890 --> 00:17:44,459
but I'm not the one
out ordering room service

504
00:17:44,493 --> 00:17:46,898
with a big target
painted on my back.

505
00:17:46,930 --> 00:17:48,735
It was a standing order!

506
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,206
We're almost through
with the screen

507
00:17:50,239 --> 00:17:51,607
of your room, Mr. St. Nigel.

508
00:17:51,641 --> 00:17:53,645
You can return
when we clear it.

509
00:17:53,678 --> 00:17:54,647
Fantastic,
because to be honest,

510
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,718
Gus and I have
slightly more pressing issues

511
00:17:56,751 --> 00:17:57,853
at the moment.

512
00:17:57,885 --> 00:17:58,954
We need to rehearse.

513
00:17:58,987 --> 00:18:00,859
How did you know
that sandwich

514
00:18:00,891 --> 00:18:01,893
didn't come from
the kitchen?

515
00:18:01,928 --> 00:18:04,267
Easy, there were only
83 sesame seeds on his bun.

516
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,403
All the other ones
from the hotel have 87.

517
00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:07,940
Are you serious?
No.

518
00:18:07,972 --> 00:18:09,510
The other ones have swords.

519
00:18:09,544 --> 00:18:10,979
Nigel's had a toothpick.

520
00:18:11,012 --> 00:18:12,715
I'm not Rain Man, Gus.
You sing like Rain Man.

521
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,254
(Lassiter)
Spencer!

522
00:18:14,286 --> 00:18:16,323
You missed something--
we found prints.

523
00:18:16,357 --> 00:18:18,362
Was he in
a little red corvette?

524
00:18:18,394 --> 00:18:19,497
Under the cherry moon?

525
00:18:19,529 --> 00:18:20,831
Finger prints!

526
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:22,335
They belong
to Emilina Saffron.

527
00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:24,639
So do the drugs
we found in the food.

528
00:18:24,673 --> 00:18:25,742
Cross-referenced them
with her prescriptions

529
00:18:25,776 --> 00:18:26,811
and her medical records.

530
00:18:26,843 --> 00:18:27,946
If you'll excuse me,

531
00:18:27,979 --> 00:18:29,384
I'm gonna go get
a warrant.

532
00:18:30,851 --> 00:18:33,857
Emilina?

533
00:18:36,028 --> 00:18:37,965
Where am I?

534
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,274
Hello?

535
00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:42,575
Hey, I need my bag!

536
00:18:46,384 --> 00:18:47,985
Oh...

537
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:49,357
Mr. Bean.

538
00:18:50,558 --> 00:18:52,363
Thank God it's you.

539
00:18:52,396 --> 00:18:55,501
I really need my bag,
please.

540
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,377
And I need a confession.

541
00:18:59,410 --> 00:19:00,912
I have a kid in Milwaukee.

542
00:19:00,946 --> 00:19:03,551
The father's Samoan.

543
00:19:03,585 --> 00:19:05,721
Can I now please have my bag,
Tony Randall?

544
00:19:08,727 --> 00:19:09,697
I was thinking something

545
00:19:09,729 --> 00:19:11,701
more along the lines of...

546
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,471
"I tried to kill
Nigel St. Nigel

547
00:19:13,504 --> 00:19:15,441
"by poisoning
his tuna Nicoise salad sandwich

548
00:19:15,475 --> 00:19:17,010
"with a dangerous cocktail
of prescription medications

549
00:19:17,044 --> 00:19:19,516
I happen to carry with me
at all times."

550
00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:21,587
Unquote.

551
00:19:21,621 --> 00:19:24,627
I have no idea
what you just said.

552
00:19:24,659 --> 00:19:27,064
You're an even worse liar
than my ex-wife.

553
00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:29,404
Ex-wife?

554
00:19:29,437 --> 00:19:31,941
Well, I mean,
we're separated.

555
00:19:31,973 --> 00:19:34,614
Oh.

556
00:19:34,646 --> 00:19:35,815
So what you're trying
to tell me

557
00:19:35,849 --> 00:19:37,752
is that you got
a little hole in your heart?

558
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,055
Come on.

559
00:19:39,087 --> 00:19:41,461
[whispering]
Fill it with Saffron.

560
00:19:41,494 --> 00:19:43,432
Okay--you know,
I'm gonna go get a bite.

561
00:19:43,465 --> 00:19:46,471
And, uh, you think long and hard
about what you did.

562
00:19:46,504 --> 00:19:49,809
And I'll come back, say,
sometime tomorrow afternoon.

563
00:19:49,843 --> 00:19:51,178
[banging on table]
I need my bag!

564
00:19:51,212 --> 00:19:53,717
Oh, I know.
Don't worry.

565
00:19:53,751 --> 00:19:55,388
I'll take good care of it.

566
00:19:56,723 --> 00:19:58,093
No, I need my bag now!

567
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,095
[door closes]

568
00:19:59,127 --> 00:20:01,131
[Emilina whimpering]

569
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,072
I don't know,
Detective.

570
00:20:04,105 --> 00:20:05,509
Oh, come on.

571
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:06,643
Please don't tell me
you're buying

572
00:20:06,678 --> 00:20:08,682
this dog and pony show.

573
00:20:08,714 --> 00:20:10,986
It's an act.
It's the perfect cover-up.

574
00:20:11,018 --> 00:20:12,756
Well, it's pretty convincing.

575
00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:14,959
Oh, she's good.
But I'm better.

576
00:20:14,994 --> 00:20:17,532
I'm gonna crack her
like a bad back.

577
00:20:18,535 --> 00:20:20,004
Please don't.

578
00:20:20,037 --> 00:20:22,810
[Emilina whimpering]
Mr. Bean, I need my bag.

579
00:20:22,842 --> 00:20:25,816
[Tears for Fears' Shout
playing on stereo]

580
00:20:25,848 --> 00:20:28,219
*

581
00:20:28,254 --> 00:20:30,124
* Shout, shout

582
00:20:30,156 --> 00:20:32,696
* Let it all out

583
00:20:32,729 --> 00:20:37,640
* These are the things
I can do without *

584
00:20:37,673 --> 00:20:40,646
* Come on

585
00:20:40,679 --> 00:20:41,913
* I'm talking to you

586
00:20:41,947 --> 00:20:43,985
* Come on

587
00:20:44,018 --> 00:20:47,825
*

588
00:20:47,859 --> 00:20:49,729
* Shout, shout *

589
00:20:49,764 --> 00:20:51,199
[music stops]

590
00:20:51,231 --> 00:20:52,670
Damn, girl!

591
00:20:52,703 --> 00:20:53,937
It's okay, Jules.

592
00:20:53,971 --> 00:20:55,908
You can be straight with us.

593
00:20:55,941 --> 00:20:56,910
We can handle it.

594
00:20:56,943 --> 00:20:58,814
Really?
'Cause that was awful.

595
00:20:58,847 --> 00:20:59,916
Awful?

596
00:20:59,949 --> 00:21:01,119
Can I teach you
how to krump?

597
00:21:01,152 --> 00:21:02,522
Maybe.

598
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:04,793
That's up to you.

599
00:21:04,826 --> 00:21:07,197
But I can't reach inside of you
and make you want this.

600
00:21:07,231 --> 00:21:10,805
I mean, absolutely need this.

601
00:21:10,839 --> 00:21:12,843
The way that both Hall and Oates
used to need it.

602
00:21:14,947 --> 00:21:17,118
Well, Oates a little bit more,
probably.

603
00:21:18,622 --> 00:21:21,960
This has to come
from inside here.

604
00:21:21,993 --> 00:21:25,602
And deep, deep, deep...

605
00:21:25,636 --> 00:21:27,104
inside here.

606
00:21:30,077 --> 00:21:31,881
Jules.

607
00:21:31,913 --> 00:21:34,953
You do realize that there
is a suspect

608
00:21:34,986 --> 00:21:35,789
in custody,

609
00:21:35,821 --> 00:21:37,992
and the case
is just about closed.

610
00:21:38,025 --> 00:21:39,195
Is that
what this laissez-faire,

611
00:21:39,228 --> 00:21:41,801
half-baked effort
is about, huh--the case?

612
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,236
I thought you were in it
to win it!

613
00:21:45,308 --> 00:21:46,811
Jules, are you feeling okay?

614
00:21:46,843 --> 00:21:47,979
Sharp as cheddar.

615
00:21:48,012 --> 00:21:49,983
You know, I wouldn't put
all my eggs

616
00:21:50,016 --> 00:21:51,352
in Emilina's basket, Shawn.

617
00:21:51,387 --> 00:21:53,924
She's barely lucid enough
to form word endings,

618
00:21:53,957 --> 00:21:55,861
much less plan a series
of attacks on Nigel's life.

619
00:21:55,896 --> 00:21:57,700
She could be like Keyser Soze.

620
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:58,768
With one shoe.

621
00:21:58,802 --> 00:22:00,437
I think...

622
00:22:00,470 --> 00:22:02,073
until we get a confession,

623
00:22:02,107 --> 00:22:03,911
we gotta keep our eyes
on the prize.

624
00:22:05,214 --> 00:22:06,817
Now let's take it back

625
00:22:06,851 --> 00:22:08,186
to the broken melting robot,
huh?

626
00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:10,925
Gus--watch me!

627
00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:15,067
5, 6, 7, 8--

628
00:22:15,099 --> 00:22:17,973
['80s dance music]

629
00:22:18,006 --> 00:22:23,985
*

630
00:22:24,017 --> 00:22:25,821
* She'll be coming--
[knock on door]

631
00:22:36,041 --> 00:22:38,145
Instant noodles, Danish,
Diet Coke.

632
00:22:38,179 --> 00:22:40,183
Took you long enough.

633
00:22:40,217 --> 00:22:42,354
I assumed that you were dead.

634
00:22:43,825 --> 00:22:46,898
You see what I'm reduced to?

635
00:22:46,931 --> 00:22:48,466
I can't even eat
real food.

636
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,971
I'll take the noodles
if you don't want them.

637
00:22:56,016 --> 00:22:58,788
* She'll be coming around

638
00:22:58,822 --> 00:23:01,828
* The mountain...

639
00:23:01,861 --> 00:23:04,332
* Coming 'round the mountain

640
00:23:04,365 --> 00:23:06,503
* Around the mountain

641
00:23:06,536 --> 00:23:09,074
* When she comes

642
00:23:09,108 --> 00:23:11,980
* She'll be drivin'... *

643
00:23:13,450 --> 00:23:15,053
[knocking on door]

644
00:23:20,497 --> 00:23:23,838
Oh, bugger off,
you silly giraffe.

645
00:23:23,872 --> 00:23:25,174
Is something burning in here?

646
00:23:27,412 --> 00:23:28,446
What is that?

647
00:23:28,481 --> 00:23:30,184
[microwave beeps]

648
00:23:30,216 --> 00:23:34,192
[beeping]

649
00:23:34,224 --> 00:23:35,094
Ooh!

650
00:23:40,570 --> 00:23:42,273
You all right?

651
00:23:44,513 --> 00:23:46,181
Peachy.

652
00:23:46,215 --> 00:23:49,221
Now let me go.

653
00:23:52,193 --> 00:23:54,032
(Nigel)
Are we there yet?

654
00:23:57,138 --> 00:23:58,406
I feel like
I've been incarcerated

655
00:23:58,441 --> 00:24:00,144
in a blueberry.

656
00:24:00,176 --> 00:24:01,345
Shawn.

657
00:24:01,379 --> 00:24:02,882
This car makes me want
to weep

658
00:24:02,882 --> 00:24:04,417
and then die.

659
00:24:04,453 --> 00:24:05,989
Shawn!
Nigel?

660
00:24:06,022 --> 00:24:07,190
You asked for a safe house

661
00:24:07,224 --> 00:24:09,095
where absolutely no one
can find you.

662
00:24:09,127 --> 00:24:10,497
That means
we have to venture

663
00:24:10,531 --> 00:24:12,067
off the beaten path
just a little.

664
00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:13,102
Relax.

665
00:24:23,122 --> 00:24:24,726
Good Lord!

666
00:24:24,758 --> 00:24:26,195
Who lives here?

667
00:24:26,229 --> 00:24:28,166
The Boringtons?

668
00:24:28,199 --> 00:24:29,736
There's a better-than-decent
chance

669
00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:31,039
this goes poorly.

670
00:24:31,071 --> 00:24:32,976
I don't care.
I'm starving.

671
00:24:39,523 --> 00:24:40,658
Wait!

672
00:24:40,690 --> 00:24:42,228
Hey!

673
00:24:42,260 --> 00:24:44,264
Hey, I remember something!

674
00:24:44,297 --> 00:24:45,467
Hurry up, I'm lucid.

675
00:24:45,501 --> 00:24:46,637
I'm not kidding.

676
00:24:46,670 --> 00:24:48,405
Come in here right now
and bring my bag.

677
00:24:48,439 --> 00:24:50,678
Hello?

678
00:24:52,714 --> 00:24:54,118
Come on!

679
00:24:54,152 --> 00:24:56,122
Come on, Count Chocula!
I know you're in there!

680
00:24:56,156 --> 00:24:59,294
Don't make me pee on something.

681
00:24:59,327 --> 00:25:01,266
Again!

682
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,273
Well, it took you long enough.
I'm dying in here.

683
00:25:05,306 --> 00:25:06,376
Yeah, it's called withdrawal.

684
00:25:06,408 --> 00:25:07,443
Are you ready to confess?

685
00:25:07,477 --> 00:25:09,282
No, see, that's the thing.

686
00:25:09,314 --> 00:25:10,350
First of all,

687
00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:12,354
I remember somebody getting
into my purse yesterday.

688
00:25:12,388 --> 00:25:14,258
When?

689
00:25:14,291 --> 00:25:15,327
I don't remember.

690
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:16,195
But I was sleeping,

691
00:25:16,228 --> 00:25:17,631
and they were diggin' around
in my purse

692
00:25:17,664 --> 00:25:18,633
right in front of me.

693
00:25:18,666 --> 00:25:19,769
Well, who was it?

694
00:25:19,802 --> 00:25:22,307
I can't be sure.

695
00:25:22,341 --> 00:25:25,179
I thought I was dreaming.

696
00:25:25,214 --> 00:25:27,317
But it might've been
a werewolf.

697
00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:28,519
Might've been?

698
00:25:28,554 --> 00:25:30,323
Yes, and another thing--

699
00:25:30,357 --> 00:25:32,428
I wasn't even at the hotel
this morning!

700
00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:35,735
I slept on a car
in the parking lot.

701
00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:37,303
That makes me innocent.

702
00:25:37,338 --> 00:25:38,806
You slept on a car?

703
00:25:38,841 --> 00:25:40,476
Well, yeah.

704
00:25:40,509 --> 00:25:41,378
It--it's a long story.

705
00:25:41,411 --> 00:25:44,352
I usually sleep
in the lifeguard station,

706
00:25:44,384 --> 00:25:46,256
but I didn't want
to make a scene, so...

707
00:25:46,289 --> 00:25:49,128
Your fingerprints
are all over Nigel's room.

708
00:25:49,162 --> 00:25:51,166
We hook up sometimes.

709
00:25:51,199 --> 00:25:53,903
I went to his room yesterday
to see if he was lonely.

710
00:25:53,936 --> 00:25:56,376
It was a moment of weakness.

711
00:26:02,188 --> 00:26:04,457
A girl's got needs.

712
00:26:05,393 --> 00:26:07,331
All right, gentlemen.

713
00:26:07,363 --> 00:26:10,337
Prepare to taste
the most succulent,

714
00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:12,741
evenly-marinated beef

715
00:26:12,774 --> 00:26:14,311
that you have ev--

716
00:26:16,849 --> 00:26:17,885
Is that my robe?

717
00:26:17,918 --> 00:26:19,788
It is indeed, Horace.

718
00:26:19,823 --> 00:26:22,261
And it is comforting me

719
00:26:22,293 --> 00:26:23,764
at an elite spa level.

720
00:26:23,796 --> 00:26:24,932
I think I should also
point out

721
00:26:24,966 --> 00:26:26,802
that I'm absolutely famished

722
00:26:26,837 --> 00:26:31,412
and those filets
actually smell promising.

723
00:26:31,445 --> 00:26:33,483
Sweet.
That's what I'm talking about.

724
00:26:33,515 --> 00:26:34,517
It's Henry.

725
00:26:34,552 --> 00:26:35,586
They're rib eyes.

726
00:26:39,527 --> 00:26:40,630
Is there a problem?

727
00:26:40,664 --> 00:26:42,533
Well, look at it.

728
00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:43,737
It's still got the marks

729
00:26:43,771 --> 00:26:45,240
where the jockey
was hitting it.

730
00:26:49,382 --> 00:26:50,718
You're free.

731
00:26:50,751 --> 00:26:53,690
Parking lot attendants
confirmed your alibi.

732
00:26:53,724 --> 00:26:54,826
So I can go?

733
00:26:54,859 --> 00:26:56,329
The sooner the better.

734
00:26:56,362 --> 00:26:58,934
Oh!

735
00:26:58,966 --> 00:27:01,037
And for God's sakes,
take a shower.

736
00:27:01,070 --> 00:27:02,909
I'll never forget you.

737
00:27:04,577 --> 00:27:05,614
What was your name again?

738
00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:11,892
Nose hair trimmer.

739
00:27:11,926 --> 00:27:13,062
Invest.

740
00:27:13,095 --> 00:27:14,498
Can you even remember
what it felt like

741
00:27:14,531 --> 00:27:16,737
to be able to move
the muscles in your face?

742
00:27:16,770 --> 00:27:18,873
Who decorated this place?

743
00:27:18,906 --> 00:27:20,744
Kris Kristofferson?

744
00:27:20,778 --> 00:27:22,649
Is that--damn!

745
00:27:22,681 --> 00:27:24,084
I built that table.

746
00:27:24,116 --> 00:27:25,019
Really?

747
00:27:25,052 --> 00:27:27,490
I'm pretty sure
if I were to build a table,

748
00:27:27,524 --> 00:27:30,464
I would start by using wood
that had never drifted.

749
00:27:30,496 --> 00:27:31,766
All right, you know--
that's it.

750
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,902
Already?

751
00:27:32,934 --> 00:27:34,472
I'm just getting started.

752
00:27:34,504 --> 00:27:35,774
I've got a sonnet
for each piece

753
00:27:35,808 --> 00:27:37,378
of fish paraphernalia.
Oh, yeah?

754
00:27:37,411 --> 00:27:38,612
Well I got an ice-cold can
of whip-ass

755
00:27:38,645 --> 00:27:39,816
just sitting in that fridge!

756
00:27:39,849 --> 00:27:42,688
Actually,
that's diet whip-ass.

757
00:27:42,721 --> 00:27:44,525
Yeah!
You must be out
of your damn mind!

758
00:27:44,557 --> 00:27:46,060
Dude, you have three full cobs!

759
00:27:46,095 --> 00:27:47,062
I will slap you, Shawn.

760
00:27:47,097 --> 00:27:48,131
Now, tell me--

761
00:27:48,164 --> 00:27:49,535
are you absolutely certain

762
00:27:49,567 --> 00:27:50,971
that this cow shoulder
on my plate

763
00:27:51,005 --> 00:27:52,573
is in fact dead?

764
00:27:52,608 --> 00:27:53,844
I'm just asking.

765
00:27:53,877 --> 00:27:55,046
That's it--
take off the robe!

766
00:27:55,078 --> 00:27:56,648
Wearing that robe
is a privilege

767
00:27:56,682 --> 00:27:57,784
and you, pal,
have just lost it!

768
00:27:57,818 --> 00:27:59,622
I steadfastly refuse.

769
00:27:59,654 --> 00:28:02,660
This is the plushiest,
most opulent robe

770
00:28:02,694 --> 00:28:04,397
I've ever had the pleasure
of wearing.

771
00:28:04,431 --> 00:28:05,567
Well, there's one thing
we could agree on.

772
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:06,502
Now give it up.

773
00:28:06,535 --> 00:28:08,038
No.

774
00:28:08,072 --> 00:28:10,676
I feel like an angel baby

775
00:28:10,711 --> 00:28:14,417
swaddled in a cocoon
of cloud candy.

776
00:28:14,452 --> 00:28:16,188
You either take it off,
or I'll take it off for you.

777
00:28:16,221 --> 00:28:17,557
Dad, I don't think
you're thinking this through.

778
00:28:17,590 --> 00:28:18,460
Shawn!
Dad!

779
00:28:18,492 --> 00:28:19,896
I'm pretty sure he's
going commando under--

780
00:28:19,929 --> 00:28:21,065
Ow! Ow!

781
00:28:21,097 --> 00:28:22,634
Keep playin', Shawn.
Go ahead.

782
00:28:22,667 --> 00:28:24,671
What kind of sick bastard
goes commando

783
00:28:24,706 --> 00:28:26,876
underneath another man's robe?

784
00:28:26,910 --> 00:28:27,878
All right, all right.

785
00:28:27,912 --> 00:28:29,547
All right!
Come with me.

786
00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:30,683
Come with me!
Come on.

787
00:28:30,718 --> 00:28:33,523
Dad, just walk it off.

788
00:28:33,555 --> 00:28:34,658
He's not staying here.

789
00:28:34,691 --> 00:28:36,028
He violated basic robe code.

790
00:28:36,061 --> 00:28:37,663
Robe code violation--
check.

791
00:28:37,698 --> 00:28:39,134
Look, Shawn, there's a reason
this guy's on the run.

792
00:28:39,166 --> 00:28:40,971
He's been here ten minutes,
even I want to kill him!

793
00:28:41,005 --> 00:28:41,806
That's the problem, Dad.

794
00:28:41,839 --> 00:28:43,643
How do I protect him
from everybody?

795
00:28:43,675 --> 00:28:44,745
You've already got
a suspect in jail.

796
00:28:44,778 --> 00:28:45,814
She was just released.

797
00:28:45,847 --> 00:28:46,916
Now we have a plethora
of suspects

798
00:28:46,950 --> 00:28:47,918
and no way
to narrow them down.

799
00:28:47,952 --> 00:28:48,920
It's easy;
tighten your focus.

800
00:28:48,954 --> 00:28:50,724
Who does he victimize
the most?

801
00:28:50,757 --> 00:28:53,695
Is that peach cobbler
in the fridge for everybody?

802
00:28:54,665 --> 00:28:57,070
I'm sorry.
Not today.

803
00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:58,239
I don't think so.

804
00:28:58,271 --> 00:29:00,610
I showed him!

805
00:29:00,644 --> 00:29:02,713
It'll all go away.

806
00:29:02,749 --> 00:29:04,885
Hmm.
You think it's funny?

807
00:29:06,756 --> 00:29:08,091
Nigel!

808
00:29:08,125 --> 00:29:10,898
Naughty!

809
00:29:10,930 --> 00:29:14,071
I hope you have
some food in there.

810
00:29:14,103 --> 00:29:15,205
Aah!

811
00:29:15,239 --> 00:29:18,712
[grunting]

812
00:29:18,746 --> 00:29:20,750
[screaming]

813
00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:31,706
(Vick)
Mr. Spencer, Mr. Guster,

814
00:29:31,738 --> 00:29:32,941
I'm afraid
I have some unfortunate news.

815
00:29:32,974 --> 00:29:34,779
Emilina Saffron was found
in the bathroom

816
00:29:34,812 --> 00:29:36,347
of her hotel suite
this morning.

817
00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:37,618
She was clinging to life
and has been rushed

818
00:29:37,651 --> 00:29:39,788
to St. Thomas of the Apostles.

819
00:29:39,823 --> 00:29:40,957
And so far all signs

820
00:29:40,990 --> 00:29:42,694
point to an overdose
of some sort.

821
00:29:42,728 --> 00:29:44,030
But we are fully investigating
the matter.

822
00:29:44,064 --> 00:29:45,333
Overdose?

823
00:29:45,365 --> 00:29:47,738
She injected herself
with enough tranquilizers

824
00:29:47,771 --> 00:29:49,006
to kill an adult rhinoceros.

825
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,777
But how did she escape?

826
00:29:50,810 --> 00:29:53,349
Mr. St. Nigel,
Ms. Saffron was released

827
00:29:53,381 --> 00:29:55,620
this morning,
after her alibi checked out.

828
00:29:55,654 --> 00:29:56,487
She is the last person

829
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,724
that you should
be worried about now.

830
00:29:57,758 --> 00:29:59,361
We have to cancel the show.

831
00:29:59,393 --> 00:30:00,664
Are you kidding?

832
00:30:00,697 --> 00:30:02,233
Look, I don't want to seem
insensitive,

833
00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:03,602
but this is the third time
this season

834
00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:05,039
she's been in the ICU.

835
00:30:05,073 --> 00:30:06,108
Not like this.

836
00:30:06,140 --> 00:30:08,411
I will not go on.

837
00:30:08,445 --> 00:30:09,781
I'll be a sitting duck
out there.

838
00:30:09,816 --> 00:30:11,751
I will personally oversee

839
00:30:11,785 --> 00:30:13,355
your security detail,
Mr. St. Nigel.

840
00:30:13,388 --> 00:30:14,791
We'll all be out there
together.

841
00:30:14,825 --> 00:30:16,128
You'll be just fine.
Suck it up.

842
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,130
Now I gotta bolt.

843
00:30:17,162 --> 00:30:18,833
I'm way late
for my Pilates.

844
00:30:24,879 --> 00:30:26,448
Lester Beacon sure didn't seem
too broken up

845
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:27,450
about Emilina.

846
00:30:27,482 --> 00:30:28,720
He sure didn't.

847
00:30:28,753 --> 00:30:30,288
Plus, his hair.

848
00:30:30,323 --> 00:30:31,424
Shawn, we're in a hallway--

849
00:30:31,458 --> 00:30:32,761
staying close to the wall

850
00:30:32,793 --> 00:30:33,830
doesn't make us invisible.

851
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:36,870
Agree to disagree.

852
00:30:36,902 --> 00:30:40,977
[elevator dings]

853
00:30:41,010 --> 00:30:42,313
You have a plan yet?

854
00:30:42,347 --> 00:30:43,449
Gus, I'm a lyrical gangster.

855
00:30:43,481 --> 00:30:45,152
I'll use some colorful
vernacular

856
00:30:45,186 --> 00:30:46,890
and if necessary,
you'll engage in fisticuffs.

857
00:30:46,922 --> 00:30:48,091
Shh.

858
00:31:03,722 --> 00:31:07,529
[both gasping]

859
00:31:07,563 --> 00:31:09,802
That was close.
Too close.

860
00:31:14,077 --> 00:31:15,278
Huh.

861
00:31:15,313 --> 00:31:16,816
No guard.

862
00:31:16,848 --> 00:31:18,384
We did all that sneaking around

863
00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:19,888
because you thought
they put a guard

864
00:31:19,923 --> 00:31:21,058
at Emilina's empty hotel room?

865
00:31:21,090 --> 00:31:22,493
Seemed like a decent theory
at the time.

866
00:31:22,526 --> 00:31:23,796
You better have the key.

867
00:31:29,406 --> 00:31:30,509
(Gus)
What are we looking for?

868
00:31:30,542 --> 00:31:31,544
(Shawn)
Beats me.

869
00:31:34,985 --> 00:31:36,120
Damn.

870
00:31:36,154 --> 00:31:37,992
Seems clean.

871
00:32:09,453 --> 00:32:11,491
That's what you get
for drinking whole milk, Shawn.

872
00:32:11,524 --> 00:32:14,231
Dude, I have bones
like granite.

873
00:32:15,298 --> 00:32:17,136
And we just got ourselves
a clue.

874
00:32:19,274 --> 00:32:20,243
What is it?

875
00:32:20,275 --> 00:32:21,611
(Shawn)
I don't know.

876
00:32:21,644 --> 00:32:23,014
Reach in there
and fish it out.

877
00:32:23,049 --> 00:32:24,051
I'm not putting my hand
in there.

878
00:32:24,083 --> 00:32:25,053
You do it.

879
00:32:25,085 --> 00:32:26,388
Gus, I found it.
You get it.

880
00:32:26,421 --> 00:32:27,390
That's how it works.

881
00:32:27,423 --> 00:32:28,559
I'm not putting my hand

882
00:32:28,591 --> 00:32:29,894
in Emilina Saffron's
toilet water, Shawn.

883
00:32:34,271 --> 00:32:36,942
[dialing cell phone]

884
00:32:36,977 --> 00:32:38,344
Jules!

885
00:32:38,378 --> 00:32:40,348
I'm getting some really serious
vibrations here.

886
00:32:40,382 --> 00:32:41,952
They're coming from Emilina's
hotel room.

887
00:32:41,987 --> 00:32:44,091
You gotta get us in there
as soon as possible.

888
00:32:44,124 --> 00:32:45,960
Oh, and, uh...
bring gloves.

889
00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:51,304
Oh, my God!

890
00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:53,674
It's just as I imagined.

891
00:32:53,709 --> 00:32:55,981
Oh, I am feeling something
in here.

892
00:32:56,015 --> 00:32:57,017
Right here?

893
00:32:57,050 --> 00:32:58,052
Did you bring the gloves?

894
00:32:58,085 --> 00:32:59,054
Yeah, I brought
the gloves.

895
00:32:59,087 --> 00:33:00,089
Why do I need gloves?

896
00:33:00,123 --> 00:33:03,029
I feel...a sparkle.

897
00:33:03,962 --> 00:33:06,168
That!

898
00:33:11,144 --> 00:33:12,713
Wow, Shawn, that's amazing.

899
00:33:12,746 --> 00:33:14,317
How did you know that?

900
00:33:14,351 --> 00:33:17,790
I feel things...deeply.

901
00:33:17,823 --> 00:33:19,126
Yeah.

902
00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:25,338
I need to speak with Emilina
right away.

903
00:33:25,373 --> 00:33:27,043
She's mostly comatose,
Shawn.

904
00:33:27,077 --> 00:33:28,745
We probably won't know
the difference.

905
00:33:28,778 --> 00:33:30,116
All right.

906
00:33:31,385 --> 00:33:32,387
Dude!

907
00:33:33,522 --> 00:33:34,723
That crystal was on the--
I know!

908
00:33:34,757 --> 00:33:35,693
Go back to the office,

909
00:33:35,725 --> 00:33:37,329
see if you can get
some info on him.
Right.

910
00:33:42,807 --> 00:33:44,744
Knock, knock!
You have a visitor.

911
00:33:44,776 --> 00:33:46,181
What is Spencer doing here?

912
00:33:46,215 --> 00:33:48,085
Look, I insisted.

913
00:33:48,119 --> 00:33:50,055
Emilina's my favorite judge.

914
00:33:52,359 --> 00:33:53,794
I used to have
such a crush on her

915
00:33:53,829 --> 00:33:54,796
in high school.

916
00:33:54,831 --> 00:33:56,701
You know, before she started

917
00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:58,705
eating glue and whatnot.

918
00:33:59,906 --> 00:34:01,245
Has she said anything?

919
00:34:01,278 --> 00:34:02,546
No.

920
00:34:02,580 --> 00:34:03,682
Not yet.

921
00:34:03,715 --> 00:34:04,083
But I will be right here
when she does.

922
00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:06,821
I can tell you that.

923
00:34:06,854 --> 00:34:08,891
That's...

924
00:34:08,925 --> 00:34:10,328
very gentle.

925
00:34:12,866 --> 00:34:14,236
I misjudged her.

926
00:34:14,270 --> 00:34:16,475
She was innocent.

927
00:34:16,508 --> 00:34:19,481
Crying out for help
in her own sad,

928
00:34:19,514 --> 00:34:20,849
potentially disease-ridden way.

929
00:34:20,882 --> 00:34:22,920
I cut her off at the arms.

930
00:34:22,952 --> 00:34:26,628
Judged the book by its filthy,
loathsome...

931
00:34:26,661 --> 00:34:28,331
wickedly erotic cover.

932
00:34:30,303 --> 00:34:32,373
Look at me!

933
00:34:32,406 --> 00:34:33,809
I'm here, baby.

934
00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:39,486
Look...

935
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,524
at me!

936
00:34:48,471 --> 00:34:49,807
I think she's trying
to tell us something.

937
00:34:49,841 --> 00:34:51,477
That someone's looking at her?

938
00:34:51,510 --> 00:34:53,349
I was looking at her.

939
00:34:53,382 --> 00:34:56,288
[cell phone rings]

940
00:34:56,955 --> 00:34:58,558
I should take this.

941
00:35:00,463 --> 00:35:01,564
Yo.

942
00:35:01,597 --> 00:35:02,967
Get ready to be happy, Shawn.

943
00:35:02,999 --> 00:35:03,969
Did you find him?

944
00:35:04,001 --> 00:35:06,240
I didn't just find him.

945
00:35:06,275 --> 00:35:07,777
I found him, found him,
found him,

946
00:35:07,810 --> 00:35:08,912
and found him.

947
00:35:08,944 --> 00:35:10,983
I knew this dude
looked familiar.

948
00:35:11,015 --> 00:35:13,321
He's been at every stage
of the competition

949
00:35:13,354 --> 00:35:14,591
in every city,

950
00:35:14,624 --> 00:35:16,026
doing his best William Hung
at every stop.

951
00:35:16,059 --> 00:35:17,262
Okay, let's try that again,

952
00:35:17,297 --> 00:35:19,301
and leave out the reference
you know means nothing to me.

953
00:35:19,333 --> 00:35:20,935
He's singing badly
on purpose, Shawn,

954
00:35:20,969 --> 00:35:23,708
knowing full well
he wouldn't advance.

955
00:35:23,742 --> 00:35:25,479
That way he could re-enter
the competition

956
00:35:25,512 --> 00:35:27,048
in every city
at every stop.

957
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,518
That's nefarious.

958
00:35:28,552 --> 00:35:30,323
But he couldn't have done this
on his own.

959
00:35:30,356 --> 00:35:32,327
Now we just have to figure out
who's helping him

960
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:33,461
from the inside.

961
00:35:33,495 --> 00:35:36,700
Emilina just said, "Look at me"
from her hospital bed.

962
00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:37,702
How does that help us?

963
00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:38,939
Dude--

964
00:35:38,972 --> 00:35:40,476
[in Spanish accent]
Look at me!

965
00:35:40,508 --> 00:35:42,646
Wait!

966
00:35:50,363 --> 00:35:53,099
(Gus)
Ten-year-old
Bevin Rennie Llywellen?

967
00:35:53,132 --> 00:35:54,536
What the...

968
00:35:54,571 --> 00:35:55,538
Oh, my God!

969
00:35:55,573 --> 00:35:57,008
What? What?
We have a match?

970
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,113
[The Yellow Rose of Texas
playing]

971
00:36:00,146 --> 00:36:02,552
(both)
* There's a yellow rose
of Texas *

972
00:36:02,587 --> 00:36:04,323
* That I'm going to see

973
00:36:04,323 --> 00:36:07,862
* No other soldier knows her

974
00:36:07,897 --> 00:36:10,066
* No soldier, only me

975
00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:12,673
* She cried so when I left her

976
00:36:20,523 --> 00:36:22,124
Please, accept our apologies.

977
00:36:22,158 --> 00:36:23,794
We just thought you all
might want to know

978
00:36:23,828 --> 00:36:26,834
that you're in the presence
of a homicidal sociopath.

979
00:36:27,937 --> 00:36:29,407
No, no, no!
He's not crazy.

980
00:36:29,441 --> 00:36:30,508
No, we got a doctor's note

981
00:36:30,543 --> 00:36:31,945
and everything.

982
00:36:35,117 --> 00:36:36,152
Nigel!

983
00:36:38,858 --> 00:36:39,894
Just, um...

984
00:36:39,927 --> 00:36:42,967
dropped some...items.

985
00:36:43,969 --> 00:36:45,906
Chief, so glad you're here.

986
00:36:45,939 --> 00:36:48,077
I know who's been
trying to kill Nigel.

987
00:36:49,646 --> 00:36:52,018
And who was trying
to take out Emilina.

988
00:36:54,656 --> 00:36:57,028
And who tried
to take out Emilina.

989
00:36:57,061 --> 00:36:58,999
Mr. Spencer,
last time I checked,

990
00:36:59,032 --> 00:37:03,073
Emilina overdosed on her own
prescription medication.

991
00:37:03,107 --> 00:37:06,212
That's precisely what
Bevin Rennie Llywellen

992
00:37:06,247 --> 00:37:07,917
wanted you to think.

993
00:37:07,950 --> 00:37:09,821
That's really his name?

994
00:37:09,854 --> 00:37:11,958
That's the wanker who auditioned
in every city.

995
00:37:11,991 --> 00:37:14,596
Just another slice
of deception.

996
00:37:14,630 --> 00:37:16,098
The truth is,
he can sing like a bird.

997
00:37:16,132 --> 00:37:17,134
But if you heard that,

998
00:37:17,167 --> 00:37:19,039
he wouldn't have
to reaudition

999
00:37:19,071 --> 00:37:21,877
in every city on the tour.

1000
00:37:21,910 --> 00:37:23,849
Every city
that you almost died in, Nigel.

1001
00:37:23,881 --> 00:37:25,285
And after Emilina
was released,

1002
00:37:25,317 --> 00:37:28,023
he tried to silence her
for good

1003
00:37:28,057 --> 00:37:30,895
before she could put it all
together.

1004
00:37:33,869 --> 00:37:34,871
Put what together?

1005
00:37:34,903 --> 00:37:38,110
And who might this be,
Detectives?

1006
00:37:38,143 --> 00:37:39,781
Meet Bevin Rennie Llywellen.

1007
00:37:39,813 --> 00:37:41,116
Ms. Saffron woke up
out of her coma,

1008
00:37:41,149 --> 00:37:43,020
rabbit-punched me
in the sternum,

1009
00:37:43,053 --> 00:37:45,024
and remembered this guy
as one of her assailants.

1010
00:37:45,057 --> 00:37:48,163
This crystal puts him
at the scene of the crime.

1011
00:37:48,197 --> 00:37:49,701
(Vick)
So he made an attempt

1012
00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:51,336
on Emilina's life.

1013
00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:53,173
Allegedly poisoned

1014
00:37:53,207 --> 00:37:54,342
a tuna salad sandwich.

1015
00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:57,683
Uh, tuna Nicoise salad
sandwich, Chief.

1016
00:37:57,717 --> 00:37:59,052
There's a difference.

1017
00:37:59,085 --> 00:38:00,955
(Vick)
But what about all the other
near misses with Nigel?

1018
00:38:00,988 --> 00:38:03,026
But it can't be him.
It's impossible.

1019
00:38:03,060 --> 00:38:04,563
He was just a contestant.

1020
00:38:04,563 --> 00:38:06,967
Sounds like he had
somebody

1021
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,573
on the inside.

1022
00:38:13,347 --> 00:38:15,653
He had somebody
on the inside.

1023
00:38:15,685 --> 00:38:17,155
Didn't he?

1024
00:38:17,187 --> 00:38:19,124
Zzzapato!

1025
00:38:19,159 --> 00:38:21,263
[Nigel chuckling]
Oh.

1026
00:38:21,295 --> 00:38:23,133
Don't be ridiculous.

1027
00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:26,106
Zapato adores me.

1028
00:38:26,139 --> 00:38:27,175
Plus he can't even think.

1029
00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:29,244
Oh, it has to be someone else.

1030
00:38:29,279 --> 00:38:32,118
Um, how about Lester?

1031
00:38:32,151 --> 00:38:34,423
Oh, I'd love to see him
in prison.

1032
00:38:34,455 --> 00:38:37,361
Bevin is Zapato's biggest fan.

1033
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,203
(Shawn)
They actually became
pretty good friends.

1034
00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:42,707
And I don't think this show

1035
00:38:42,740 --> 00:38:43,842
turned out to be
quite the comeback

1036
00:38:43,874 --> 00:38:45,345
either of them were
hoping for.

1037
00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:50,321
I could go on.

1038
00:38:51,189 --> 00:38:52,760
But why don't you
take the floor?

1039
00:38:52,793 --> 00:38:55,898
Zzzapato.

1040
00:38:55,933 --> 00:38:57,803
Well, what could he say?

1041
00:38:57,837 --> 00:38:59,104
He can't even speak.

1042
00:38:59,138 --> 00:39:01,176
Yes, I can!

1043
00:39:01,209 --> 00:39:02,346
But you don't let me.

1044
00:39:02,379 --> 00:39:04,683
I was the first to sign on.

1045
00:39:04,683 --> 00:39:07,021
This was supposed to be
my show!

1046
00:39:07,055 --> 00:39:09,460
My shot, my comeback!

1047
00:39:09,492 --> 00:39:12,265
You turned me into a simp.
I freakin' hate you!

1048
00:39:12,297 --> 00:39:13,501
People don't even know
who I am.

1049
00:39:13,534 --> 00:39:16,807
I get fan letters addressed
to Geraldo,

1050
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:21,016
Ricky Martin, and that guy
from El Pollo Loco commercial!

1051
00:39:22,519 --> 00:39:23,487
You ruined everything!

1052
00:39:23,521 --> 00:39:26,259
Why won't you die?

1053
00:39:27,428 --> 00:39:28,765
(Vick)
Oh--oh!

1054
00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:30,301
Argh!

1055
00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:33,273
Really?
That was your plan?

1056
00:39:33,307 --> 00:39:35,344
That has to be

1057
00:39:35,377 --> 00:39:38,418
the poorest-executed attack
in history.

1058
00:39:38,451 --> 00:39:42,827
I was two feet away from you
all the time.

1059
00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:45,031
I mean, you have to be

1060
00:39:45,063 --> 00:39:46,467
absolutely, without doubt,

1061
00:39:46,499 --> 00:39:51,410
the worst murderer
I have ever seen.

1062
00:39:51,444 --> 00:39:53,513
Did you--
[chuckling]

1063
00:39:56,319 --> 00:39:57,456
* Mira me

1064
00:39:57,489 --> 00:39:58,959
[growling]

1065
00:39:58,992 --> 00:40:00,996
[Nigel chuckling]

1066
00:40:03,969 --> 00:40:04,803
(announcer)
Are you ready, Santa Barbara,

1067
00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:07,877
for the next two contestants
on American Duos?

1068
00:40:07,910 --> 00:40:10,246
* Shout, shout

1069
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:13,889
* Let it all out

1070
00:40:13,921 --> 00:40:15,925
* These are the things

1071
00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:18,864
* I can do without

1072
00:40:18,899 --> 00:40:21,235
* Come on

1073
00:40:21,268 --> 00:40:23,140
* He's talking to you

1074
00:40:23,172 --> 00:40:25,110
* Come on

1075
00:40:25,144 --> 00:40:27,982
*

1076
00:40:28,017 --> 00:40:31,156
* Shout, shout

1077
00:40:31,188 --> 00:40:33,994
* Let it all out

1078
00:40:34,029 --> 00:40:35,631
* These are the things

1079
00:40:35,665 --> 00:40:37,636
* He can do without

1080
00:40:37,668 --> 00:40:39,005
* Come on

1081
00:40:39,039 --> 00:40:41,275
* Dig it, dig it, come on

1082
00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:42,310
* He's talking to you

1083
00:40:42,344 --> 00:40:44,015
* Come on

1084
00:40:44,049 --> 00:40:46,019
* Dig it, dig it, come on

1085
00:40:46,053 --> 00:40:48,491
*

1086
00:40:48,524 --> 00:40:49,593
* Ooh

1087
00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:57,909
*

1088
00:41:00,582 --> 00:41:02,284
[music stops]

1089
00:41:04,923 --> 00:41:08,999
[cheers and applause]

1090
00:41:09,031 --> 00:41:10,267
(Beacon)
All right, give it up

1091
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:14,175
for Shawn Spence Starr
and Gus TT Showbizz!

1092
00:41:17,415 --> 00:41:18,216
Great job, gentlemen.

1093
00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:20,021
Now let's see
what our judge thought.

1094
00:41:20,053 --> 00:41:21,422
Come on over.

1095
00:41:25,597 --> 00:41:27,201
[crowd quiets]

1096
00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:30,141
Sit.

1097
00:41:33,781 --> 00:41:35,351
What, are you kidding me?

1098
00:41:35,383 --> 00:41:38,257
You look like a couple
of rodeo clowns up there.

1099
00:41:38,289 --> 00:41:39,458
Nothing was in synch.

1100
00:41:39,492 --> 00:41:42,098
Your hairstyles
are ridiculous.

1101
00:41:42,131 --> 00:41:43,733
You butchered a terrific song,

1102
00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:46,173
and it's time you went home.

1103
00:41:46,206 --> 00:41:47,407
Please,

1104
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:50,081
spare us
additional torture

1105
00:41:50,114 --> 00:41:51,650
and just...

1106
00:41:51,684 --> 00:41:55,191
euthanize yourselves.

1107
00:41:55,224 --> 00:41:58,329
[crowd boos]

1108
00:41:58,362 --> 00:42:01,368
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1109
00:42:04,209 --> 00:42:06,312
[mic feedback]

1110
00:42:06,346 --> 00:42:08,250
Oh!

1111
00:42:08,283 --> 00:42:11,256
[The Friendly Indians'
I Know You Know]

1112
00:42:11,288 --> 00:42:14,762
*

1113
00:42:14,796 --> 00:42:16,299
* In between the lines

1114
00:42:16,332 --> 00:42:18,638
* There's a lot of obscurity

1115
00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:22,178
* I'm not inclined
to resign to maturity *

1116
00:42:22,210 --> 00:42:23,748
* If it's all right

1117
00:42:23,780 --> 00:42:25,251
* Then you're all wrong

1118
00:42:25,283 --> 00:42:30,194
* But why bounce around
to the same damn song? *

1119
00:42:30,226 --> 00:42:34,335
* You'd rather run
when you can't crawl *

1120
00:42:34,368 --> 00:42:36,339
*

1121
00:42:36,372 --> 00:42:37,841
* I know you know

1122
00:42:37,876 --> 00:42:39,813
* That I'm not
telling the truth *

1123
00:42:39,845 --> 00:42:41,448
* I know you know

1124
00:42:41,482 --> 00:42:43,187
* They just don't have
any proof *

1125
00:42:43,220 --> 00:42:44,521
* Where's the deception?

1126
00:42:44,554 --> 00:42:46,393
* Learn how to bend

1127
00:42:46,425 --> 00:42:47,829
* Your worst inhibitions

1128
00:42:47,861 --> 00:42:50,466
* Tend to psych you out
in the end *

1129
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:52,238
* I know you know

1130
00:42:53,973 --> 00:42:54,040
* I know you know *